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Grover, I'm telling you,
you are gonna love camping.

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There's hiking, there's
a nature center,

3
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there's even a waterfall.

4
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I don't know, feels like you
guys are selling it pretty hard.

5
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Hey, guys, what's going on here?

6
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We're just getting
our gear ready.

7
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The Johnsons are going camping.

8
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Permanently?

9
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I wish.

10
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We're just going
for the weekend.

11
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It's Grover's first time.

12
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Wait, we're doing this
more than once?

13
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Buddy, it is gonna be fantastic.

14
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There is nothing
like being outside,

15
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just you and the elements,
sleeping under the open sky.

16
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Yeah, that's exactly what
Crackhead Victor said

17
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when he tried to sell his house
to pay for... Well, you know.

18
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[chuckles]

19
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So I take it you guys
aren't big campers?

20
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Are you kidding?
The only camping he ever did

21
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was standing in line for tickets
to see Earth, Wind & Fire.

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I prefer the kind
of elements

23
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you can groove to.Uh-oh, uh-oh.

24
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Yeah.Wait a minute, wait a minute,

25
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wait a minute now, get it, baby.

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Get it. Hey.

27
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You should come with us.

28
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Everybody pitching in,
no distractions...

29
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Camping really brings
a family together.

30
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Dave, I got one grown
son who lives with us,

31
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and another who's
over all the time.

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Trust me, togetherness
is not my problem.

33
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[Dave chuckles]

34
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Well, you don't know
what you're missing.

35
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Yeah, I do. A roof.

36
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

38
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Hey. You guys were
gone for a while.

39
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Yeah, that must've
been a good walk.

40
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We only walked two blocks.

41
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Your father stopped to yell
at one kid for cursing,

42
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then cursed at another kid
for yelling.

43
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So like you said, good walk.

44
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Get up.

45
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Move over.

46
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Man.

47
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You know what, baby, I think
we should take Dave and Gemma up

48
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on their offer and go camping.

49
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What? Your mom thinks
we should all go camping.

50
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I'm in.Sounds like fun to me.

51
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Who asked you?

52
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I think it might be fun.

53
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You know
my New Year's Resolution

54
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was to try
more white people stuff.

55
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Uh, you already made quinoa
and watched The Crown.

56
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Isn't that enough?

57
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Baby, we have not been
on a family vacation

58
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together in years.

59
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Yeah, and we've never
been camping.

60
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It always looks fun
in the movies.
Yeah.

61
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Yeah, until the axe murderer
shows up.

62
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You know the black people are
always the first ones to die.

63
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Come on, Calvin.

64
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You and I could sneak off
on a hike, just the two of us,

65
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get in touch with nature.

66
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Oh, kind of like that flower bed

67
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after the Earth, Wind
& Fire concert, ah...

68
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[both laugh]You remember that.

69
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This is grosser
than Mom's quinoa.

70
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You should hear how they talk
when they think I'm not home.

71
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Oh, we know you at home.

72
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Smell that fresh air.

73
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[groans]
Are we there yet?

74
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We've been hiking forever.

75
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Grover, we've... we've walked
a hundred yards.

76
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You can still see
the car from here.

77
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Well, we're here now.
Let's set up camp.

78
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I have to pee.
Where's the bathroom?

79
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Ooh, son, get ready
to have your mind blown.

80
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It's wherever you want it to be.

81
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Cool.

82
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Whoa! Okay...

83
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Take it to the bushes,
Quick Draw.

84
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I wonder when the Butlers
are gonna get here.

85
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Tina said they had to stop
on the way and pick up supplies.

86
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I can't wait.
You know, I think

87
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Calvin's really
gonna like camping.

88
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And good for him for
being willing to get out

89
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of his comfort zone
and rough it with us.

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[horn honking "La Cucaracha"]

91
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Hey, Johnsons! Let the
roughing it begin!

92
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[horn honking "La Cucaracha"]

93
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This is so cool!

94
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[door opens]

95
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Hey, Gemma.

96
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You want some sushi?

97
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We didn't have
any fishing poles,

98
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so I figured we'd just skip
to the good part.

99
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Ooh, look at that.
Caught a California roll.

100
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[laughs]

101
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Oh, wow. Look at this place.

102
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Yeah, it's beautiful, isn't it?

103
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[chuckles]:
Yeah, it's quiet, it's remote,

104
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it's peaceful.
[exhales]

105
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Is what Dad said about that
axe murderer in your head, too?

106
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Totally.

107
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Hey, guys.

108
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[both screaming]

109
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Ha, ha, ha.

110
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What do you say, Dave?

111
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How do you like my tent?

112
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Gets 12 miles to the gallon.

113
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I can't believe
you rented an RV.

114
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Rented?
[chuckles]

115
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Man, I borrowed this
from my buddy Arthur.

116
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Yeah, he's been staying in it

117
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since he got caught
cheating on his wife.

118
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Lucky for him,
she fell down the stairs

119
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and he had to move back in
to take care of her.

120
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How is that lucky for him?

121
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You're right. Lucky for me.

122
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[laughs]

123
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Dad, I'm kind of hungry.

124
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Cool, great. Let's eat.

125
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Now, all we have to do is
collect a bunch of wood

126
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and kindling to start a fire.

127
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Once we get that
going, we'll hike

128
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about a quarter mile
down to the well,

129
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bring back some water, and boil
it-- which, at this altitude,

130
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should take about 45
minutes to an hour.

131
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Sounds like a lot of work.

132
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Ooh, it's a ton.

133
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But that's what's so
great about camping.

134
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Trust me, later tonight,
when you're eating a s'more

135
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cooked over a fire that
you built yourself,

136
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it is gonna be the best
thing that you ever tasted.

137
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This s'more is the best thing
I've ever tasted.

138
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How'd you make that so fast?

139
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Oh, there's a microwave
in there.

140
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I could make you one.

141
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Can I?

142
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Well, it's up to you, buddy.

143
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You can do it
the easy way, or you can...Bye.

144
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You know, Dave,
you're more than welcome.

145
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We're just about to watch
Man vs. Wildin there.

146
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Spoiler alert: man wins.

147
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[chuckles]

148
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Mmm.

149
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[both chuckle]

150
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You know, it's--
it's kind of nice out here.

151
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It's peaceful and quiet.

152
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You can really
hear yourself think.

153
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What are you thinking about?

154
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I'm thinking if this camping
thing goes well,

155
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the next white person thing
I might do is try mayonnaise.

156
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[laughs]

157
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Trust me, it's gonna go great.

158
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I've loved camping since
I was a little kid.

159
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Was it big out there
in Kalamazoo?

160
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Oh, I'm not from Kalamazoo.

161
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I'm not some big town
city slicker.

162
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[sighs]

163
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I'm from Hickory Corners.

164
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Well, I'm from Compton, and you
can't stand on those corners.

165
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[laughs]

166
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So what's it like there?

167
00:07:01,769 --> 00:07:05,207
Oh, just like every
other small town.

168
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One stoplight, a Dairy Queen
up by the highway

169
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with a broken soft serve
and some guy named Billy

170
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who can't stay out of trouble.

171
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But his dad's the sheriff,
so he gets away with murder.

172
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Mm. In my neighborhood,
that was Little D.

173
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His father was the sheriff?

174
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Yeah, let's go with that.

175
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♪

176
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♪ Paul Bunyan, Paul Bunyan

177
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♪ Lumberjack explorer
of the western plains... ♪

178
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On the shores of Michigan,
his story begins...

179
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He has been singing this
song for ten minutes

180
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and this is where
the story begins?

181
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Yeah, we out.

182
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Oh, yeah, thanks, guys.
This was a lot.

183
00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:58,303
Well-- A lot of what?

184
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Just a lot.

185
00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:01,829
Well, hold on, guys,
we haven't even gotten

186
00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:03,178
to ghost stories yet.

187
00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:04,788
Whoa, did he say ghost stories?

188
00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:06,442
He sure did.

189
00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:10,577
Legend has it that this campsite

190
00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:15,190
was built on the cursed remains
of a Native American graveyard.

191
00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:16,757
Mama!Nope.

192
00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:22,458
Well, looks like it's
just the Johnsons.

193
00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,765
Actually, I have to use
the bathroom.

194
00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:26,418
I'm gonna go pee
off that giant cliff again.

195
00:08:26,462 --> 00:08:30,161
W-Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.
Hey. Let's just go in the RV.

196
00:08:30,205 --> 00:08:31,859
What? No, don't go in the RV.

197
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I don't want him
falling off a cliff.

198
00:08:33,382 --> 00:08:34,818
Well, he'll be fine.

199
00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,864
There's a river
at the bottom of it.

200
00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:47,265
This is gonna taste so much
better than from a microwave.

201
00:08:47,309 --> 00:08:49,833
Ooh. Ooh, baby.

202
00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:51,966
All right-- whoa.

203
00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:55,186
Oh-- hot! Hot! Hot!

204
00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:57,841
Hot!

205
00:08:57,885 --> 00:08:59,016
Still better.

206
00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:01,410
["Jungle Boogie" playing]

207
00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:04,108
♪ Get down, get down,
get down, get down... ♪

208
00:09:04,152 --> 00:09:06,633
Arthur may be a cheating dog
of a husband,

209
00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:09,461
but he sure knows
how to trick out an RV!

210
00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:11,507
Hey![cheering]

211
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,335
Get it, baby, get it, baby.

212
00:09:13,378 --> 00:09:15,380
Ah, got that...

213
00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:20,603
Hey.

214
00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,083
You've been gone a half hour.

215
00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:23,345
I thought you were just taking
Grover to the bathroom.

216
00:09:23,388 --> 00:09:25,608
I was, but then they started
playing music

217
00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,392
and Marty challenged me
to a dance battle,

218
00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:30,352
so... I had to represent.

219
00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:34,574
This isn't what I wanted
this weekend to be like.

220
00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:39,187
This RV defeats the entire
purpose of being out here.

221
00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:41,406
Isn't the entire purpose
of being out here

222
00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:44,192
to get closer to each
other and have fun?

223
00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:47,195
I guess, I just... we're
supposed to be roughing it,

224
00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:49,719
not living in a mansion
on wheels.

225
00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:53,593
Whoa.

226
00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:54,811
[deep gurgling]

227
00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:57,466
Did I do that?

228
00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:59,990
[all groaning]Oh, my God,

229
00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:03,646
that smell!Oh, somebody punch me
in the nose!

230
00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,126
What-what happened?

231
00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:08,433
The sink started erupting
and then everything went black.

232
00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:10,697
Yeah, we must've
overloaded the power,

233
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:13,264
and it caused the
septic pump to blow.

234
00:10:13,308 --> 00:10:15,571
Well, who would've known
borrowing a used RV

235
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:19,793
from an unemployed divorcé
was a bad idea?

236
00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:21,403
Hey, well,
if we can't go back in there,

237
00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:23,535
where are we supposed to sleep?

238
00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:25,189
I've been waiting for you.

239
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,551
[groans]

240
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,597
Oh, God.

241
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,208
[groans]

242
00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,775
Oh, man.

243
00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,692
[groans]

244
00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,738
[grunts]

245
00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:53,783
[groans]

246
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,788
Well, that was
a cozy night.

247
00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:01,269
Uh, baby, you got something
stuck to your forehead.

248
00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:03,010
GEMMA:
Oh!

249
00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:05,447
Sorry, uh, it's my mouthguard.

250
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,842
I'm a grinder.

251
00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,234
That was your teeth?

252
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:12,584
I thought it was an axe
murderer circling our tent.

253
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:16,284
Is that why you had
your arms around me?

254
00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:18,199
I didn't have my
arms around you.

255
00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:28,383
Sorry, uh, thought
you were Gemma.

256
00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,734
Well, I don't know
about anyone else,

257
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,301
but I need a cup of coffee.

258
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,042
MARTY: Yes.Great.

259
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:37,392
All we got to do is collect
some wood and kindling...

260
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:40,874
[all protesting]

261
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:43,311
There's a general store
by the park entrance.

262
00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:45,052
We can just walk over there
and get some coffees

263
00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,357
and some cleaning supplies.

264
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,359
Yeah, I'll see if I can
get the RV started,

265
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:49,839
so we can get out of here.

266
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:51,188
Well, hold on,
g-get out of here?

267
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,755
We haven't even hiked
to the waterfall yet.

268
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,583
Well, it's a good thing,

269
00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:56,324
because I wasn't
gonna do that anyway.

270
00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:00,850
I think after last night
we all just want to go home.

271
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:03,418
Really? Even you, buddy?

272
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:07,814
Sorry, Dad, without the RV,
camping's kind of boring.

273
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,773
Well, what about peeing outside?

274
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,557
It's just not as much fun

275
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:16,431
when you're allowed to do it.

276
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:19,434
I know, right?

277
00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:21,828
Fine. You guys go ahead.

278
00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:24,178
I guess I'll stay here
and start packing.

279
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:26,963
We'll be surrounded
by noise and traffic

280
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,660
and polluted air in no time.

281
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,401
Finally. Yes.
Good.Thank God.

282
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:32,882
Yes. Come on,
baby, come on.

283
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:34,492
Hey, Dave.

284
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:37,234
Before I get started,
is there anything around here

285
00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:41,543
for breakfast that doesn't start
with "all you got to do is..."?

286
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,286
Yeah, there's some granola bars

287
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,983
in the bear canister.

288
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:49,116
The what?
The container.

289
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:50,682
You put your food in there

290
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,684
so you don't attract bears
or other wildlife.

291
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,469
You're trying
to tell me

292
00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:56,427
a bear can't get
into this thing?

293
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,255
Not if it's locked.
They're not clever enough.

294
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,652
[grunting] All right.

295
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,785
[growling]

296
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:22,932
Well, your
hat's stupid.

297
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,331
[sighs] It feels good
to be indoors again.

298
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,115
Yeah, I like trees a lot better

299
00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:34,552
when they're chopped down
and used to hold up a roof.

300
00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:37,425
Look, there's a nature center.

301
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:40,036
Oh.

302
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,517
Cool, I always enjoy
a good science exhibit.

303
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:58,402
Or a macabre
temple of death!

304
00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:01,492
Can we...Leave? Yes.

305
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:04,191
Uh, we gonna wait outside.

306
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,584
Yeah, take our chances
with the axe murderer.

307
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,894
Morning, ladies.Good morning, Maynard.

308
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,591
Uh, look, I have
to warn you,

309
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:15,028
if you're here to buy alcohol,

310
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,247
I am gonna need
to see some IDs.

311
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:20,685
[laughter]Yeah, whatever you got,

312
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:23,079
just put a shot of it
in my coffee.
I'm sorry.

313
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,776
I was just joking.

314
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,561
The park actually doesn't
allow me to sell alcohol.

315
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:30,130
Oh, she was just joking, too.No, I wasn't.

316
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:33,568
Well, it looks like you guys
must have quite a mess, huh?

317
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:36,049
Yeah.Yeah, the septic tank
in our RV blew up

318
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:38,268
right in the middle
of our dance party.

319
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:40,662
Good thing the song was telling
us to "slide to the left."

320
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,272
[laughs]Well, that sounds awful,

321
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,100
but I see it more
than you would think.

322
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:45,667
Luckily for you...

323
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,799
I have one mop left.

324
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,497
Yes, yes!
Thank you.
[chuckles]

325
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,586
That's exactly
what we needed.Ah, you're welcome.

326
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:54,589
Coffee's two dollars,
cleaning supplies, ten,

327
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,591
and a mop, $100 even.

328
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,898
BOTH:
What!?

329
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,596
You're trying to charge us
$100 for a mop?

330
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,293
Well, you're welcome
to go to Target;

331
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:04,512
probably is a lot cheaper.

332
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:05,774
Oh, great, where is it?

333
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,558
Well, uh, just take
a left at the highway

334
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,125
and then go straight
for 30 miles.

335
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:13,129
Hopefully that bridge is open.

336
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:17,786
Ah!

337
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,876
This is the last time I listen
to you over Crackhead Victor.

338
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,445
You know,

339
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,882
you didn't even give camping
a chance, Calvin.

340
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,101
You could've had fun.

341
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:31,843
Fun... Oh, you want fun?

342
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,889
I'll show you fun.

343
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,586
[growling]

344
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,458
Very funny, Calvin.

345
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,460
Who's Calvin?

346
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:42,376
I'm a bear,
and I'm hungry for Dave!

347
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,683
Now you're just
being ridiculous.

348
00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:47,033
A bear would never know my name.

349
00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,866
D-D-D...

350
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:57,652
Dave, Dave, it's-it's-it's
a real bear.

351
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,828
Give it up, Calvin. Come on.

352
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:02,265
[growls]

353
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:07,967
Now, I got to admit,
that really did sound good.

354
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:10,578
[growls]

355
00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:14,538
There's-there's a real
bear here, Calvin.

356
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,584
Okay... [stammers]
So w-what do we do?

357
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:17,628
We-we run for it?

358
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:19,630
No, no, no.
Bad idea.

359
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:21,806
Bears can run up to
25 miles an hour.

360
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,678
What can I run?
Like 30, 35?

361
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,117
[growls]

362
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,858
Okay, we-we need
to get to the RV.

363
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,860
Aw, man, it smells
terrible in there.

364
00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:36,038
You know what?
I can live with it.

365
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,040
Go, go, go, go!

366
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,173
Maynard, you're not really gonna

367
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:42,610
charge us $100 for a mop?

368
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,438
I would love to cut
you guys a deal,

369
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:45,743
but capitalism, right?

370
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,745
This is a straight up
shakedown.

371
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,399
Well, now, see? She gets it.

372
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,836
No, no, no, no, no.

373
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,664
What I get is that you're
a two-bit hustler.

374
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:56,058
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, Tina.

375
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,756
That's no way to treat
our friend from Oklahoma.

376
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:02,499
I saw your coffee mug.
Was I wrong?

377
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:05,459
Nope. Born and raised
in Boynton. [chuckles]

378
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:06,460
Wait, Boynton?

379
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:08,157
Mm-hmm.Are you kidding me?

380
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:10,159
Is there still
just one stoplight?

381
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:11,682
There is.

382
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,684
And is the Dairy Queen
still there?

383
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:16,122
You mean the one by the highway?With the broken soft serve?

384
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:18,907
[laughs] That's the one.Yeah, yeah! Wait.

385
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,517
What about the
sheriff's son, huh?

386
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:21,866
Is he still up to no good?

387
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,259
Oh, please, you kidding me?

388
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:24,304
He's the one who broke
the soft serve.
Yeah!

389
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:26,175
[both laughing]

390
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:27,481
Oh!

391
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,787
Oh, my gosh, what a small world.

392
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:32,007
Oh, boy. No,
I-I-I can't take advantage

393
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,488
of a fellow Boyntonian.
20 bucks for everything.

394
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:35,750
Oh!
Oh, yes!

395
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,708
Thank you so much.Great.

396
00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:39,536
You know what, you
never told me your name,

397
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,582
and I still know everybody
back in Boynton.

398
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:44,715
Oh... my name is...

399
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,849
Run, Tina!

400
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:52,419
This is how we do
in Hickory Corners.

401
00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:56,466
This is all
your fault.

402
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:57,946
I knew camping
was stupid.

403
00:17:57,989 --> 00:18:00,122
You know, every time
you yell at me

404
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,254
you're breathing
more of this air.

405
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:02,516
It's worth it.

406
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,259
I wonder what
attracted that bear.

407
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,087
You locked
the canister, right?

408
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,305
Of course I did.

409
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:19,272
It's not my fault
the bear's a genius.

410
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,317
This is a disaster.

411
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:24,712
I just wanted to share something
that I love with my family.

412
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:27,628
Then why'd you drag us into it?

413
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:30,935
Guess I think of you guys
as family.

414
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:33,590
You do?

415
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:36,245
Yeah, I mean, ever since
we moved out here

416
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:38,421
you guys have welcomed us
into your lives.

417
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:41,946
I don't know what we
would've done without you.

418
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,209
I mean,

419
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:45,298
you guys have done stuff
for us, too.

420
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:46,734
You know,

421
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:49,780
besides this incredibly
awful experience.

422
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:55,917
You know, if it wasn't for
the terrible smell and...

423
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,746
and the bear outside,

424
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:00,269
this would be kind of
a nice moment.

425
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:03,925
Yeah...
I guess it would be.

426
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,492
Oh, my God, our families!

427
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:09,322
I know, coming together
as one, right?

428
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:13,195
No, no. Our families are coming
back and there's a bear outside.

429
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,806
You're right. Okay,
we got to do something.

430
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,853
All right, look, I got a plan.
You're gonna run outside

431
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:20,420
and you're gonna
scare that bear away.

432
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:23,510
Okay. What are
you gonna do?

433
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:25,120
I'm gonna stay in here.

434
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:28,689
Grover's gonna need a man
in his life, Dave.

435
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,910
[growling]

436
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:36,610
Go away!

437
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:40,440
DAVE: Go, go, go!CALVIN: Go, boy, go!

438
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,485
Don't kill us!Go!

439
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:45,793
Yeah!

440
00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:48,187
Whoa, it worked!
He's gone.
That's right, bear!

441
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,406
We run this forest!

442
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,626
Ha!

443
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:55,542
Calvin, we did it!
We saved our families.

444
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:57,196
Yeah, like
I told you,

445
00:19:57,239 --> 00:20:00,547
when it comes to man
versus wild, man always...

446
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:04,246
[screaming] Whoa!
Whoa, whoa!

447
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:07,467
I-I-I thought that
stick was a snake.

448
00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:16,432
So then the bear
reared up

449
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,173
on its hind legs

450
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,653
and it roared at us!

451
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:22,786
And that's when a even
bigger bear showed up.

452
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:25,180
Whoa!

453
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,269
You notice every time
they tell this story

454
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,184
there's more bears in it?

455
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,751
Shh, I don't want
to miss the part

456
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:33,057
where they saved
all our lives.

457
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:36,757
Look, I don't want to sound
too dramatic, but...

458
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,629
But, uh, we saved
all y'all lives.

459
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,677
There you go.

460
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:48,029
How many bears do you think
there really were?

461
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:55,863
Girl, it's probably
just a big-ass raccoon.

462
00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:57,865
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