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All right!

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Oh, yeah, there she is.

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Look at you looking
just like me--

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strong, dark and smokin' hot.

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So what do you say, girl?

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You ready to bring a little
flavor to the neighborhood?

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Well, uh, I was just
going for a jog, but sure.

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I was talking
to my smoker, Dave.

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Getting ready
for the Yardecue this weekend.Oh, yeah.

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That's right. Your last Yardecue
was the day we moved in.

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Can you believe that we've
been neighbors for a year?

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I know. It feels like
so much longer, right?

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So, what can
I do to help?

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Uh, you can start
by wearing longer shorts.

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The only sausage I want to see
around here is on my grill.

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Look,

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besides, Dave,
I'm the big dog around here.

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It's my neighborhood,
my Yardecue.

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So...
Yeah, well, now that
I've been here a year,

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isn't it ourneighborhood?

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Couldn't it be ourYardecue?

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Or dare I say, Our-decue?

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That's... that's funny, man.

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No.

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Well, hold on.
Calvin, come on.

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I really want
to be a part of it.

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All right, fine.
What do you want to do?

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Well, you know,
I don't mean to brag,

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but back home in Kalamazoo,

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I was kind of known
for my barbecue.

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We called it "Kalama-Q."

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Yeah, you're on napkins.

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Come on. An-Any chump could
bring a bag of napkins.

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You said it, I didn't.

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Well, at least put me
in charge of desserts or drinks,

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or what about music?

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Okay. Okay, fine.

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May-Maybe not music,

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but putting me
on napkin duty feels like--

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I don't know--
a waste of my talents.

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Okay, well, uh,

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you want to do plates, too?

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All right, plates.

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Got my foot in the door.

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Great. Now go put your foot
in some pants!

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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Hey, Ma.Hi, Mama.

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Hey, boys. How was work?Oh, it was great!

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One of our satellites
discovered water...

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Not you, Marty.
I meant Malcolm.

52
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Oh, it was kind of cool, Ma.

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I like being
a security guard.

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Today, I got
to handcuff somebody

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who tried to sneak in
without their ID badge.

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Ooh.Hey, man, I told you,
I left it in the car!

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Well, how was I supposed to know
you was telling the truth?

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You saw it in
the cupholder

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when I drove you to work.

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You know what? Thank you for
getting me the job, little bro,

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and, uh, don't forget
your badge tomorrow.

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Yeah, Marty.
Be more professional.

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What?!

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All right.

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Well, my smoker's clean,
my knives are sharp,

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and my playlist
is ready.

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I'm gonna start out with
a little Earth, Wind & Fire.

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Okay.And I'm gonna end it
with some Jimmy Buffett.

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Jimmy Buffett?Jimmy Buffett?

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It cracks me up
to see Dave dance.

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Okay. Okay.

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Okay. Okay.

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Okay.

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All right.Aw. Baby,

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I'm so proud of you for letting
him be a part of the Yardecue.

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Whoa. Wait a minute.
You're letting Dave help out?

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Oh, it's nothing.

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I'm just letting him
bring napkins and plates.

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Uh, wait, wait, Wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.

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You gave Dave napkins
and plates?

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I've been stuck
on folding chairs for ten years!

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And when you get that right,

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I'll give you napkins
and plates.

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Uh, wait a minute.

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Admit it, Pop.
You like Dave.

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Yeah.

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What?! What?!Yeah.
Mm-hmm.

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ALL:
Yeah.

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Don't nobody like no damn Dave.

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Baby, you two
look pretty happy

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in your photo at the top
of Splash Mountain.

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MALCOLM and MARTY:
Mm-hmm.

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He just got sprayed in the face

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by the mechanical rabbit.

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It's why I bought the photo.

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Okay, uh,
what about that farmer's market

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y'all went to
last Sunday?
Ah.
Oh.

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It's a farmer's market.
You got to take a white dude.

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Baby, there's no shame
in admitting that you like him.

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Yeah, he's a good guy, Dad.TINA:
Yeah.

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And he's a
good neighbor.

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Fine. I mean,
maybe he a'ight.

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He's all right.

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ALL:
Oh...

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you love him!

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You love him!

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Want to be together.

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MARTY:
Oh, that feeling.

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Hey, Tina.What's up, Gemma?

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Can I borrow some milk?

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Sure. What kind
do you want?

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We have almond, oat,
coconut, macadamia.

113
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Oh, so you don't have milk?

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I'll just go to the store.

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Hang on, hang on!
Before you go,

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I got you a present.

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It's for our one-year
anniversary as friends.

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Oh, that's so sweet.

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I didn't get you anything.
I feel bad.

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Oh, you don't have
to feel bad.

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I...
Let me see
what you got!

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It's a...
It's a, uh...

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Peasant blouse!

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Exactly!

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It's just like the one I have
that you complimented me on.

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Oh, what a good
memory you have.

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Do you love it?

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Well, to be honest...

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not really.

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No, no, no,
but listen.

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I really appreciate
the thought, honestly.

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Oh. I'm sorry.

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I just... I figured
you would like it.

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And maybe we'd be twinsies.

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Gemma, you don't
have to be sorry.

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I mean, we're not gonna
always like the gifts

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that we give each other.

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Like those hoop earrings
that I gave you that you hate.

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I don't hate
those earrings.

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I love them.

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Please.

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Well... I do.

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So why don't you
ever wear them?

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I was just waiting
for a special occasion.

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Okay.Like

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Grover's third grade graduation,
or his wedding.

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All right, I'll see you later.

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Wait. Since you don't like the
blouse, I'll just take it back.

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No, no, no. I'm gonna save it
for a special occasion,

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like Grover's wedding.

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DAVE:
Hey, Calvin, you
in the kitchen?

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Oh, we just letting ourselves
into each other's houses now?

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Picked up the napkins
and the plates.

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Went with the clear ones

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so you can see the food
from both sides.

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Ooh, looks like you're
making your sauce.

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Yeah, that's right.

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Everyone back at home
loved my sauce.

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I have a secret ingredient.

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Oh, good. Why don't you
keep it a secret?

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All right,
you dragged it out of me.

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It's Worcestershire sauce.

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Look, Sorry, Dave,

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but I'm not using anything
in my sauce

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that has the word "worst" in it.

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Are you sure?

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Because this stuff gives
the meat a certain tang.

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Hey, hey.

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You keep your tang away
from my meat.

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Okay, Calvin, you know,
you're not the only one

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around here who knows
how to make ribs.

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Come on, Dave.

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I mean, how would you feel
if I showed up in Kalamazoo

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and started hosting one
of your, uh, pumpkin festivals?

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Calvin, one call,
and I can make that happen.

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That's a big no-go
to both, okay?

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All right, but, uh,

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you don't know what
you're, uh, "Michigan."

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Come on. You laughed at
that at the farmer's market!

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Calvin, why do you tell
everyone to show up at noon

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if the ribs aren't
ready till 3:00?

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Because I know
this neighborhood,

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and if I told y'all 3:00,
you wouldn't show up till 5:00.

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Why? 'Cause we black?

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Yeah.

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Hey, Grover.

187
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I like your haircut.

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What are you talking about?

189
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I didn't get a haircut.

190
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Well, it looks nice.

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I'm gonna be over here.

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Hey, Grover, Grover.

193
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Come on over here, man.

194
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We saw you over there
talking to Kayla Watkins.

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Mm-hmm.
No. Blech!

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I think she likes you.

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Really?

198
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Yeah, man.

199
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Are you sure?

200
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'Cause she punched me
in the arm yesterday.

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BOTH:
Oh.

202
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You got a girlfriend.

203
00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:10,158
Oh. Hey, Tina.

204
00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:13,291
Oh. I see you're wearing
the earrings.

205
00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:15,859
I didn't know Grover
was getting married today.

206
00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,514
Well, I realized

207
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,125
a lot of the neighbors
here don't know my name.

208
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They will now.

209
00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:25,913
Oh, come on, Gemma.

210
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I told you you don't have
to pretend to like them.

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I got them for you
before I knew your style.

212
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How can you say that?
They are totally me.

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Ow.

214
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Oh.
Ow, ow, ow! It's
caught on my sleeve.

215
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Oh. Uh, okay, okay.Ow. Ah, ow.

216
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Ow. Ow!Okay, well, don't...

217
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Calvin, how much longer we got
to wait for those ribs, man?

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Ten minutes.

219
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You said that
ten minutes ago!

220
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And what you gonna
do about it?

221
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I'm gonna go
get some chips.

222
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See, all y'all need
to learn some patience.

223
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You get ribs
when I give you ribs.

224
00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:03,690
It ain't like
you got another choice.

225
00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:06,257
Come on, everybody.
Who's ready for some ribs?!

226
00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:11,001
Take Jimmy Buffett
off the playlist!

227
00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:18,487
Get back. Get-get-get, y'all get
away from them ribs. Get back.

228
00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:22,491
You! You. You.

229
00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:24,058
Calvin, what
are you doing?

230
00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:26,713
What am Idoing?
What are you doing?

231
00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:28,018
Oh, I-I know, I know.

232
00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:29,672
But I just... I
couldn't help myself.

233
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,674
Besides, what's wrong
with a little variety?

234
00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,023
Variety sound good to me.

235
00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,635
Stop testing me, Trey.

236
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,680
Calvin, come on.

237
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:38,986
People want to try them.

238
00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:42,554
Let them have a little
taste of my tang.

239
00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:45,166
I told you not to do this.

240
00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:47,081
Come on, man,
you crossed the line here.

241
00:10:47,124 --> 00:10:48,996
Why are you making such
a big deal out of this?

242
00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:52,216
Calvin, I'm a part of this
neighborhood, too.

243
00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:53,522
Just because you live here

244
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,785
doesn't mean you're a part
of the neighborhood.

245
00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:57,831
Well, I disagree.Oh, really?

246
00:10:57,874 --> 00:11:00,660
Uh, what's Trey's real name?Leslie.

247
00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:08,319
And what did Old Miss Kim's
third husband die of?

248
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:10,234
Diabetes, but...

249
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:12,062
some say Old Miss Kim.

250
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:16,588
Which neighbor danced
with MC Hammer?

251
00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:17,981
Again, Old Miss Kim.

252
00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:20,505
Oh, so we just telling

253
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,594
everybody business now?

254
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:24,596
You know,

255
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,512
maybe I'm more a part
of this neighborhood

256
00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:28,731
than you thought, Calvin.

257
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,254
You know what, I don't care.

258
00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:31,691
I want you and your ribs

259
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,041
to get out of my yard.

260
00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:35,477
Go.

261
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,392
Okay, fine. Fine.

262
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:40,351
But if anybody wants some,
they'll be right over here.

263
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:41,831
In myyard.

264
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,703
You know what?

265
00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,052
You can stay out there all day.

266
00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:47,358
Nobody's gonna eat
your barbecue

267
00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:49,578
because they'll be too busy

268
00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:50,710
eating mine!

269
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,059
All right!
All right, yeah!Hey, yeah!

270
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:53,669
In, like, ten minutes, guys.

271
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,023
Come on, Grover. Don't be shy.

272
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,417
Just go over there
and talk to her.

273
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:03,766
Okay.

274
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:07,291
But do I tell her she's stupid
or she's gross?

275
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,207
Uh, fair question.

276
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,775
I was thinking
"I like your smile,"

277
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:15,299
but you do you, man.Yeah.

278
00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:16,561
Hey, listen, man,

279
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,520
opening lines
are always the hardest part.

280
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:19,782
Yeah, you just
got to be cool.

281
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,566
A-And tell her something
about yourself.

282
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:24,395
Well, I'm starting third grade,

283
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,267
and I like lizards.

284
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:27,921
Oh!Sounds to me

285
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,836
like you got this in the bag.

286
00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:32,316
I got you,
little brother.No? Okay, all right.

287
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:37,104
What are you doing?

288
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,801
Icing my ear.

289
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:41,238
I hugged Old Miss Kim,
and it got caught

290
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,806
on what everyone now knows
is a wig.

291
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,896
Gemma, just take them off.

292
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:50,247
No. I was taught that when
someone gives you a present,

293
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,902
the right thing to do is
to show you appreciate it.

294
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,426
Well, I was taught
that honesty is the best policy.

295
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:58,255
Well, then, I guess I was
just raised differently.

296
00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,910
ALL:
Ooh!

297
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,827
She just call your mama a ho.

298
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,743
What?! No, I didn't!

299
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,353
That's what I heard.

300
00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:11,007
No! No, no, no, no. Wait!

301
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:14,924
Wait, I-I just meant that we
were raised in separate worlds.

302
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:17,666
You know, separate but equal.

303
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,323
Okay, let's get you inside

304
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,847
before you have to ice
more than your ear. Come on.

305
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,980
This way. This way.Okay.

306
00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,416
Don't you...Smell that?

307
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,897
Delicious Michigan
barbecue right over here.Hey!

308
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:33,769
Hey, you keep the smell
of your ribs off my property.

309
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,989
Come on, everyone.
Try something new.

310
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:39,949
Or stick with tradition
and don't be a sellout.

311
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:42,125
What the hell are you doing,
Uncle Tom?

312
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,474
Whoa!

313
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:45,215
Calvin, don't you think
that's a little harsh?

314
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,521
No.

315
00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:48,479
That's my Uncle Tom.

316
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,613
And you would know that

317
00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:54,181
if you were really a part
of this neighborhood.

318
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:56,748
Man, forget this.
I'm hungry.Trey,

319
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:57,967
if you cross that line,

320
00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,056
I'm-a tell child
support you got a job.

321
00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:05,105
Now, Dave,
you can stand out here all day.

322
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:08,369
But as long as I'm here,
nobody's crossing that line.

323
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,197
Okay, fine, Calvin.

324
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,853
It's your neighborhood,
your Yardecue.

325
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,902
But I'm taking these
napkins with me!

326
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:22,600
Somebody find Marty.

327
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,515
He just got a promotion.

328
00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:28,606
Uh, hey, Kayla.

329
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:29,956
Hey, Grover.

330
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:33,133
So, uh... you like lizards?

331
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:34,743
No.

332
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,876
Me, neither.

333
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,270
Um...

334
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:43,491
are you excited about
starting third grade?

335
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:44,448
Totally.

336
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:46,276
Yeah, me, too.

337
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,413
I asked you about lizards,
right?

338
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:55,720
Check out little man.

339
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,200
Got her over there smiling.

340
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:58,245
Yeah, man.

341
00:14:58,288 --> 00:15:00,247
Clearly our swag
is contagious.

342
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:03,076
We do make
a pretty good team.

343
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,555
Hey, Malcolm. Hey, Marty.

344
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,775
Looking good.

345
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:09,778
Yeah, thank you. Appreciate
that, young lady.Oh, thank you.

346
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,127
I was...

347
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,520
Oh, wait, why were
you saying thank you?

348
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:13,869
She was talking to me.

349
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,958
Uh, no, she wasn't.
She was clearly talking to me.

350
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,961
Well, if she was talking to
you, why was she looking at me?

351
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,745
Uh, because I am
so good-looking,

352
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,834
she couldn't believe
we're related.

353
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,012
Damn, Calvin.

354
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:28,014
Your ribs are worth the wait.

355
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,538
That's what I been trying
to tell y'all.

356
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,149
Who does that guy think he is?

357
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,630
Bringing his weak-ass
ribs to yourYardecue.

358
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:36,848
I know, right?

359
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:38,502
And who buys clear plates?

360
00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:41,941
You're showing the ants
exactly what you got.

361
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,508
I'm glad you put
him in his place.

362
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,858
Now he knows not to
show up here next year.

363
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,078
Well, I didn't say all that.

364
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:51,341
That's what I heard.

365
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:55,824
Well, if you ask me,
that dude's a clown.

366
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,566
Whoa. Whoa, Dave is not a clown.

367
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,046
He may overstep,

368
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:03,049
but actually,
he's kind of my friend.

369
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,094
If that's how you
treat your friends,

370
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,140
I hate to see how
you treat your enemy.

371
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,533
Well, let me show you.
Give me that.

372
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:12,580
Go on, now. Go.

373
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,802
Mmm.

374
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,108
Yeah.

375
00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:21,023
That's all right
right there, boy.

376
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,027
TINA:
Okay.

377
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,290
I've got some
rubbing alcohol for you

378
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:29,423
and some
drinking alcohol for me.

379
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,644
Tina, I'm so sorry
for what I said.

380
00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:37,518
Oh.Could you please explain
to me what I said?

381
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:40,564
Look, when a white person
says to a black person

382
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,175
they were raised "different,"

383
00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:44,960
it's like saying
they were raised better.

384
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,483
Oh, my God.

385
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,703
I wasn't raised
better than you.

386
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:50,052
I'm from Hickory Corners.

387
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,054
My mom chews tobacco.

388
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:56,363
It's okay.
You didn't offend me.Ow.

389
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:57,407
I know your heart.

390
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,627
But if anybody asks,
I beat your ass.

391
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:02,369
Deal.

392
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:03,544
All right.

393
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:05,850
And I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to offend you

394
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,591
by telling you
I didn't like your gift.

395
00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:08,810
That's okay.

396
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,377
I know your heart, too.

397
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:11,726
Thank you.

398
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:14,555
But why did you tell me
it looked cute on me?

399
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,078
Okay.

400
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:19,081
Here we go. See, on you,

401
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,910
Little House on the Prairie.

402
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:24,608
On me, 12 Years a Slave.

403
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,089
Get it?Oh.

404
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,091
Yeah.Yeah.

405
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,794
I don't care what he thinks.

406
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,492
I like the tang.

407
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,365
Hey, Dave.

408
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:45,934
Oh, I guess we're just walking
into each other's houses now.

409
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:48,502
Come on, man.

410
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,417
Now, it doesn't have
to be like this.

411
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,592
Are you kidding?

412
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:54,290
You humiliated me
in front of everyone.

413
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:57,380
Well, you disrespected me when
you showed up with your ribs.

414
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:58,773
Oh, you want to talk
about disrespect?

415
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:02,168
I offered to help you out,
and you gave me napkins.

416
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:04,431
I mean, sure,
I knocked napkins

417
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:06,998
straight out
of the park, but...

418
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,565
Come on, Dave.

419
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:10,741
Look, you got to look at this
from where I'm standing.

420
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:13,527
I've been hosting the
Yardecue for a decade.

421
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:16,573
Now, here you come, just
trying to take it over.

422
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:19,228
That's not what
I'm trying to do at all.

423
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,665
I just want to be a part
of the neighborhood.

424
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,102
Look, I know, all right?

425
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,886
But you just got here.

426
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,235
You haven't earned it yet.

427
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,150
It took me 20 years

428
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,717
to be put in charge
of the Yardecue.

429
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,762
Three people had to die.

430
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:36,376
Two of old age and
one of Old Miss Kim.

431
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,641
Look, man, what I'm saying

432
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:44,166
is that people have been
waiting a long time,

433
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,299
and you just can't go
skipping the line.

434
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,170
That's not what
you told me at Disneyland.

435
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,829
But I gotcha.

436
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,178
Good. We're cool?

437
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,484
Yeah, we're cool.Cool, man.

438
00:18:57,527 --> 00:19:00,008
Come on, let's go back
outside and have a beer.

439
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,140
Man, come on.Okay.

440
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,663
Hey, so, next year...

441
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:03,925
potato salad?

442
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,274
I'll give you ice.

443
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:09,191
Marty's gonna be so jealous.

444
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:20,246
Hey, Vanessa.

445
00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:22,030
Hey, guys. What's up?

446
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,466
When-when you walked by,

447
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:26,426
uh, earlier...Earlier, we was
just wondering...

448
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,123
You know, um...Which one of us...

449
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,343
Amateurs.

450
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,435
See? I told you

451
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:36,914
you could rock
those earrings.

452
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,916
You just needed
to adjust your look.

453
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,831
And I told you you
could rock that blouse.

454
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,920
You just needed the
right accessories.

455
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:45,314
What up, Harriet Tubman?

456
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:50,189
Aw, hell, no.

457
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:57,196
So? What do you think?

458
00:19:57,239 --> 00:20:00,068
I got to admit,
Dave, not bad.

459
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,680
I told you you'd like my tang.

460
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:06,379
That's it. I'm done.

461
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,559
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