1 00:00:07,485 --> 00:00:10,706 ♪ 2 00:00:10,749 --> 00:00:11,924 Hey, guys. 3 00:00:11,968 --> 00:00:13,143 Oh, hey. 4 00:00:13,187 --> 00:00:15,667 Wow, those plants are beautiful. 5 00:00:15,711 --> 00:00:17,582 Thanks. I used to work at a nursery 6 00:00:17,626 --> 00:00:18,844 back in Hickory Corners. 7 00:00:18,888 --> 00:00:21,238 Till I found out what they were really growing. 8 00:00:21,282 --> 00:00:22,805 [chuckles] 9 00:00:22,848 --> 00:00:24,937 We just thought it'd be nice to have a little pop of color. 10 00:00:24,981 --> 00:00:28,637 Yeah, we did that to this neighborhood 30 years ago. 11 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:31,988 Well, how about you, Dave, you like to garden, too? 12 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,643 I'm more of a lawn man, myself.Hmm. 13 00:00:34,686 --> 00:00:37,428 Nothing I like better than breaking out the old mower 14 00:00:37,472 --> 00:00:39,561 and showing the grass who's boss. 15 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:43,130 [quietly]: I would've bet on the grass. 16 00:00:43,173 --> 00:00:44,392 All right, all done. 17 00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:45,567 What do you think? 18 00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:47,221 I think it looks great. 19 00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:48,700 Calvin, 20 00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:51,051 I think we need to fix our house up, too. 21 00:00:51,094 --> 00:00:52,574 What are you talking about? 22 00:00:52,617 --> 00:00:55,620 We just got a new satellite dish last year. 23 00:00:55,664 --> 00:00:57,840 We could start with a new porch light.No. 24 00:00:57,883 --> 00:00:59,755 Then you're probably gonna want a new door.No. 25 00:00:59,798 --> 00:01:02,627 And at that point, we're gonna need all new landscaping, right?No. 26 00:01:02,671 --> 00:01:04,586 Ooh, that's gonna look great, don't you think, Calvin?Yeah. 27 00:01:04,629 --> 00:01:07,023 No! 28 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,069 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 29 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:10,287 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 30 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:17,686 Ooh, what about this color for the trim? 31 00:01:17,729 --> 00:01:20,123 Yeah, I like it. "Fenwick Fog." 32 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,690 Yeah, probably 'cause it sounds like something 33 00:01:21,733 --> 00:01:22,995 from Harry Potter. 34 00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:25,607 I wear that with a badge of honor. 35 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:27,696 Just like I wear my Sorting Hat. 36 00:01:28,740 --> 00:01:30,525 What are you all doing? 37 00:01:30,568 --> 00:01:32,701 Picking out paint colors for the house. 38 00:01:32,744 --> 00:01:36,008 Oh. Well, too bad there's about to be a power outage. 39 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:41,971 Dad, it's-it's a laptop. 40 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:43,538 It has a battery. 41 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:47,411 So does your car. Go home. 42 00:01:47,455 --> 00:01:49,152 [clucks tongue] Come on, Calvin. 43 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:51,763 Happy wife, happy life. 44 00:01:51,807 --> 00:01:53,635 I want you to paint the house. 45 00:01:53,678 --> 00:01:54,810 [sighs]: Fine. 46 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:56,768 Malcolm, paint the house. 47 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:00,511 Come on, Calvin, be a good husband 48 00:02:00,555 --> 00:02:03,775 for your beautiful wife and paint the house. 49 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:05,168 All right. 50 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:08,128 If it's that important to you and you really want me 51 00:02:08,171 --> 00:02:09,694 to paint the house...Mm-hmm. 52 00:02:09,738 --> 00:02:10,608 ...go ahead and hire someone. 53 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:13,394 Just make sure they're the best. 54 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:14,569 The best? 55 00:02:14,612 --> 00:02:16,048 And the cheapest. 56 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:17,615 Ah, there it is.That makes more sense. 57 00:02:17,659 --> 00:02:19,356 [indistinct talking] 58 00:02:21,489 --> 00:02:23,230 Hey, sweetie. What are you doing? 59 00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:25,232 Getting a snack.If you look in the pantry, 60 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:27,234 there's some unsalted veggie chips. 61 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:28,278 Okay, 62 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:30,280 I won't look in the pantry. 63 00:02:31,325 --> 00:02:32,891 [knocking at door] 64 00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:37,940 Hey, girl. 65 00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:39,724 I love it when you call me that. 66 00:02:39,768 --> 00:02:42,249 [chuckles] Well, you want to give it a try? 67 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,034 I'd love to... 68 00:02:45,077 --> 00:02:46,992 girl... 69 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:49,647 No.No. 70 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:51,040 No. 71 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:53,085 What's up?Well, I was wondering 72 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:55,740 if you had the number to that guy who painted your house 73 00:02:55,784 --> 00:02:57,307 before you moved in. 74 00:03:00,571 --> 00:03:02,007 You guys are painting your house? 75 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:05,533 Dave loves painting houses. 76 00:03:05,576 --> 00:03:07,752 [chuckles] More like houses love getting painted by Dave. 77 00:03:07,796 --> 00:03:09,798 You know, I put myself 78 00:03:09,841 --> 00:03:11,756 through college painting them back in Michigan. 79 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,759 Oh. On our first date, he took me on a tour 80 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:16,457 of some of his favorites. 81 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:19,764 He even stopped and touched up a couple. 82 00:03:19,808 --> 00:03:22,158 Aw. Well, on our first date 83 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,987 Calvin broke up with his girlfriend. 84 00:03:26,423 --> 00:03:28,208 You know, if you want your house painted, 85 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:29,557 I'd be happy to do it. 86 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:30,949 I mean, friends help out friends, right? 87 00:03:30,993 --> 00:03:32,429 And I can take today off. 88 00:03:32,473 --> 00:03:33,735 Well, that's so sweet of you, 89 00:03:33,778 --> 00:03:35,780 but Calvin wants me to hire a professional. 90 00:03:35,824 --> 00:03:37,042 [chuckles] 91 00:03:37,086 --> 00:03:38,870 A... a professional? 92 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:43,266 Do you think they just let anyone paint 93 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:45,225 the Kalamazoo Hall of Records? 94 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:47,270 I don't know. 95 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:49,403 I don't know white people stuff. 96 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:52,884 You should let him do it, Tina. 97 00:03:52,928 --> 00:03:54,451 He's really good. 98 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:56,236 Look, I'm sure you're right, but, you know, it's just that... 99 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:58,238 I'll do it for free.Okay, you're hired. 100 00:03:59,891 --> 00:04:01,066 But you better do a good job. 101 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:02,677 Oh, you got it, girl. 102 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,245 See? Wow, he said it right. 103 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:06,681 Ah. Thank you. 104 00:04:06,724 --> 00:04:08,900 I know some black people stuff. 105 00:04:10,206 --> 00:04:12,774 ♪ 106 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:20,956 Dave? 107 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,567 Wazzup! 108 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:24,873 Ah. 109 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:27,310 Should we tell him that's not a thing anymore? 110 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:28,311 It's not? 111 00:04:29,486 --> 00:04:31,749 Uh, Dave, what are you doing up there? 112 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:32,750 Oh, I'm painting your house. 113 00:04:32,794 --> 00:04:33,751 Mom hired you? 114 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:35,231 No, no, no. She didn't hire me. 115 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,928 I volunteered to do it for free. 116 00:04:36,972 --> 00:04:37,886 [chuckles] 117 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:39,235 Dad is gonna hate this. 118 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,498 It's a total violation of his man code. 119 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:43,935 Oh, yeah, he is gonna freak out. Yeah. 120 00:04:43,979 --> 00:04:45,197 You want to hang around and watch? 121 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:46,590 Wazzup! 122 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:49,506 So, how we lookin'? 123 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,160 Yo, that looks great, man. 124 00:04:51,203 --> 00:04:52,901 [exhales] I can't wait for your dad to see. 125 00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:54,598 He is gonna go nuts. 126 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:56,992 Oh, you have no idea. 127 00:04:57,035 --> 00:04:58,907 All right. 128 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:00,778 We're all finished patching and sanding. 129 00:05:00,822 --> 00:05:02,214 Now it's time to prime. 130 00:05:02,258 --> 00:05:04,347 Can you feel the excitement in the air? 131 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:05,827 [whoops] 132 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:09,309 We should probably warn him, right? 133 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:11,093 Yeah, we probably should. 134 00:05:11,136 --> 00:05:12,094 [vehicle approaching] 135 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:14,052 Notice you're not moving. 136 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:16,533 I noticed that, too. 137 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:19,797 Well, all right! 138 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:21,364 [laughs] 139 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:23,497 Yeah, that looks good, doesn't it, Pop? 140 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:24,933 Are you kidding me? 141 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:26,456 This looks better than good. 142 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,415 This guy knows what he's doing. 143 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:29,894 [chuckles] 144 00:05:29,938 --> 00:05:31,853 I'm not sure he does. 145 00:05:31,896 --> 00:05:33,245 What?! 146 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:35,160 Look at his work!Mm-hmm. 147 00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:37,337 This guy's a real pro. 148 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:39,991 You see what happens when your mother listens to me? 149 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:42,951 Oh, hey, Calvin. 150 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:45,040 Hold on. 151 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:46,694 You'repainting the house? 152 00:05:46,737 --> 00:05:48,913 Wazzup! 153 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:52,047 And, like you said, he's doing a great job. 154 00:05:53,004 --> 00:05:54,223 You said that, Calvin? 155 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,357 And the best part is, 156 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:58,967 he's doing it for free. 157 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:03,058 I-I need to, uh...Yeah. 158 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:04,059 I-I'm gonna have to... 159 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:05,930 Right. Tina! 160 00:06:05,974 --> 00:06:07,454 Will you tell her 161 00:06:07,497 --> 00:06:09,412 that I'm gonna finish the front today 162 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:11,283 and I'll do the sides tomorrow? 163 00:06:11,327 --> 00:06:12,763 Oh, isn't that sweet. 164 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:14,635 He thinks there's gonna be a tomorrow. 165 00:06:16,724 --> 00:06:18,290 Tina? 166 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:21,250 Tina? 167 00:06:21,293 --> 00:06:22,860 What? Tina, 168 00:06:22,904 --> 00:06:25,428 you're letting Dave paint our house for free? 169 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:27,256 So? You like anything free. 170 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,433 No, I don't. 171 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:32,087 You have two drawers in the kitchen 172 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:33,654 stuffed with ketchup packets. 173 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:35,090 Those aren't free. 174 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:37,353 They're built into the price of the hamburger. 175 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:40,835 Calvin, you're being ridiculous. 176 00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:42,793 See, you just don't get it. 177 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:45,056 Letting another man work on your house for free, 178 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:48,059 it's like saying you can't do it yourself. 179 00:06:48,103 --> 00:06:49,321 Okay, so you want to do it yourself? 180 00:06:49,365 --> 00:06:50,453 Hell no! 181 00:06:51,933 --> 00:06:54,109 But letting Dave paint our house, 182 00:06:54,152 --> 00:06:56,459 that's a direct violation of the man code. 183 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:59,723 Oh, please. The last time you talked about your man code, 184 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:02,726 you refused to get stitches and almost lost your finger. 185 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:04,511 I did not. It naturally healed. 186 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:06,469 Look, I can almost bend it. 187 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:12,606 You know, I don't want to hear any more of this nonsense. 188 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:13,911 It's not nonsense. 189 00:07:13,955 --> 00:07:17,611 See, there are unwritten rules to manhood. 190 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:19,395 Like always give a firm handshake. 191 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,962 And that your word is your bond. 192 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:23,921 And never, evercompliment another man's outfit 193 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:26,446 unless you're looking for a fight. 194 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:30,232 Calvin, you told me to hire someone good and cheap, 195 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:32,582 which I did, so as far as I'm concerned, 196 00:07:32,626 --> 00:07:34,410 the only problem we have is you. 197 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,543 You hire another man 198 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:39,937 who's doing an excellent job painting our house for free, 199 00:07:39,981 --> 00:07:42,026 and I'mthe problem? 200 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:45,029 Okay, Tina. 201 00:07:47,031 --> 00:07:48,598 [imitating Calvin]: Well, okay, Calvin. 202 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:54,082 If you don't like it, then you do something about it. 203 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:55,344 Oh, I will. 204 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:57,259 And don't be messin' with my ketchup packets. 205 00:07:57,302 --> 00:07:59,130 I know how many there are! 206 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:02,873 Now, you're probably wondering 207 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:05,223 why I chose natural over synthetic fiber. 208 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:08,662 Yeah, that's exactly why we're sticking around. 209 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:10,446 [both chuckling] 210 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,621 Dave. 211 00:08:11,665 --> 00:08:12,840 You're fired. 212 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:14,058 What? Why? 213 00:08:14,102 --> 00:08:16,713 Because I can paint my own damn house. 214 00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:19,281 You can't fire me. I'm doing this for free. 215 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:22,153 And you call yourself a friend! 216 00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:34,470 Hey, Mr. Calvin. 217 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,472 Oh, hey, little man. 218 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,953 That's not how my dad paints the house. 219 00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:40,520 Goodbye, little man. 220 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:44,654 Have you ever done this before? 221 00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:46,264 No. But it's not that hard. 222 00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:47,570 I mean, you... 223 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,137 dip it... 224 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:52,183 slap it, watch it dry. 225 00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:54,316 Dip it, slap it... 226 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:58,363 ...watch it dry. 227 00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:02,498 Why won't you just let my dad help you? 228 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:06,067 Well, because of something called the man code. 229 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:08,591 That's a set of unwritten rules 230 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:12,508 that fathers have passed down from generation to generation. 231 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,205 What are the rules? 232 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:16,164 Well, for one... 233 00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:19,602 never text a man "Get home safe." 234 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:23,650 If he doesn't, it's just God's plan. 235 00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:27,044 My friends and I mostly text each other emojis. 236 00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:28,568 Oh, oh, you got to stop doing that. 237 00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:32,659 The only emojis you can text to another man is 238 00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:33,834 the fist bump, 239 00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:35,270 strong arm, 240 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:37,054 and the thumbs up. 241 00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:40,188 What about a unicorn head? 242 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:44,627 Only if the fist bump is punching it in the face. 243 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,411 'Kay. 244 00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:48,849 Oh, oh, oh. And that's another one. 245 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:51,634 Never text another man, "'Kay." 246 00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:54,637 It's always, "O-kay." 247 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,030 Wh-Why? 248 00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:58,510 No one knows. It-it just is. 249 00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:02,036 O-kay. 250 00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:03,690 There you go. [chuckles] 251 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:09,173 Yeah, he got that way faster than Marty. 252 00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:15,571 What are you doing? 253 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:19,096 Watching Calvin paint his house. 254 00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,489 It's a disaster. 255 00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:22,317 He didn't prime, he didn't tape. 256 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:26,147 It's... it's just like he's dipping and slapping out there. 257 00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:32,153 You know, seeing you out there painting yesterday 258 00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:34,503 brought back a lot of fond memories. 259 00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:38,202 Oh, yeah?Mm-hmm. 260 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:40,944 Like what? 261 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,903 Mm, like when they gave you the keys 262 00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:44,600 to the Hall of Records, 263 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,907 and we had some fun in the permit office. 264 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:49,997 Ooh, we definitelydidn't have a permit for that. 265 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,868 [laughs] 266 00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:54,088 So, I was thinking, maybe later today... 267 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:56,394 Oh, for God's sakes. 268 00:10:58,005 --> 00:11:00,137 He's stirring the paint with a tree branch! 269 00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:02,705 This man is a maniac! 270 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:05,708 I don't understand why he insists on doing this alone. 271 00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:09,494 Easy, Dad. Man code.What? 272 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:12,019 He said you're breaking the rules of being a man. 273 00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:16,240 By the way, you got to stop texting me unicorns. 274 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:21,245 What is he talking about? 275 00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:23,770 I was not breaking man code. I was following it. 276 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:26,207 Always have your buddy's back, never leave a job unfinished. 277 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,383 And if your friend looks good in a new suit, 278 00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:29,863 make sure to let him know. 279 00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:32,387 Well, instead of standing here 280 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,650 watching Calvin paint, 281 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:38,306 maybe we could go upstairs and... 282 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:39,655 Ooh...Ugh. 283 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,265 Would you look at that? 284 00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:42,832 Oh, my gosh. 285 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:45,182 He's using rollers on the window frames.Mm. 286 00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:47,358 The man's oblivious to everything! 287 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,322 Yo, I hear this movie is hilarious. 288 00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,367 I don't know, man. 289 00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:58,456 I doubt anything's gonna top watching Dad splash around 290 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,415 in a paint can looking for his phone. 291 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:03,026 [laughs] 292 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,376 Uh, Marty, what are you doing? 293 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,726 I'm sitting down. 294 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,379 Uh, man code, Marty! 295 00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:09,903 Whenever possible, 296 00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:12,122 two men always leave a seat in between them. 297 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,907 What? But if I sit 298 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,996 over there, how are we gonna share the popcorn? 299 00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:20,957 We're not. 300 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,395 And if we go to the bathroom together, 301 00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:27,224 eyes forward, no talking at the urinal. 302 00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:29,226 Okay, dude. Okay. 303 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:31,968 I just thought with all your talk about being "woke," 304 00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:33,796 you'd be a little more progressive. 305 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,233 Um, excuse you? I am progressive. 306 00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:37,931 Really?Yeah. 307 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,584 Because it seems to me you've bought into Dad's 308 00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:40,934 outdated ideas about masculinity. 309 00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:43,197 Oh, no, I have not.Prove it. 310 00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:45,416 Okay, I will. 311 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,247 There. See? 312 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,554 Woke. 313 00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,208 Now, that's what I'm talking about. 314 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:55,818 That feels okay, doesn't it? 315 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,820 You know, actually, it's not that bad. [laughs] 316 00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,256 Exactly.Yeah. 317 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,562 You're still a man.Right. 318 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:01,998 I'm still a man. 319 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,695 Right. 320 00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:06,394 Some people might even say that we are more manly 321 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:09,136 because we're so comfortable with ourselves. 322 00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:10,528 Yeah. Good for us. 323 00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,052 Yeah, man.[laughs] 324 00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:13,705 Pop doesn't know what he's talking about. 325 00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:15,882 Man, no. [laughs][laughs] 326 00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:26,109 Yeah, I'm gonna... I'm gonna move over there.Yeah. 327 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,719 This seat is way more comfortable. 328 00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:29,765 I feel like here. 329 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:34,465 Well, I think I got most of the paint off. 330 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:35,379 [chuckles] 331 00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:38,208 But just in case... 332 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:41,385 maybe you should check to see if I missed some spots. 333 00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:43,083 [laughs] 334 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,085 Oh, you missed a few spots, all right. 335 00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:47,957 Under the window, next to the air conditioner, 336 00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:50,264 the entire back of the house. 337 00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:53,006 Oh, now you want the back of the house painted? 338 00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:54,659 Someone's getting a little bougie. 339 00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,401 Calvin, this is our home. 340 00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:58,794 I just want it to look nice. 341 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,492 I know, and it will, babe, I promise. 342 00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,625 Mm. You did look manly out there. 343 00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:05,583 [laughs] I did, didn't I?Mm-hmm. 344 00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:08,325 I mean, check out this property, girl. 345 00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,023 Would you love it or list it? 346 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,025 [laughs] 347 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,461 [soft clattering outside][laughs] 348 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:14,418 What was that? 349 00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:16,507 Oh, you know what that was. 350 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,683 [whispering] 351 00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:21,077 No, no, no. What was that sound?[louder clattering] 352 00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,645 Ooh, I think somebody's trying to break in. 353 00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:27,127 Well, he ain't the only one. Come on.Calvin! 354 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,389 Fine. 355 00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:30,260 All right. 356 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,132 I'll go check it out, 357 00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:35,439 but if I'm not back here in two minutes, call the police. 358 00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:36,701 Okay. 359 00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,529 Uh, but use your white voice. 360 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,064 Dave, what the hell are you doing?! 361 00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:55,416 I'm finishing the job I started. 362 00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,766 That's man code! 363 00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,333 Nice pajamas, by the way. 364 00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:03,250 Get down from there and stop painting my house. 365 00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:04,512 Why? 366 00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,470 Because you're making me look bad. 367 00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:09,125 All I'm doing is making your house look better. 368 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:12,085 Exactly. And I'll never forgive you for it. 369 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,871 Calvin, what's going on? You need backup? 370 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,004 I got my beat-down pan. 371 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,483 Go back inside. 372 00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,007 Uh, it's just Dave. 373 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:24,140 What is going on out here? 374 00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,838 And why does Tina have her beat-down pan? 375 00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:31,452 Calvin, just let me do this for you. 376 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,758 Oh, you want to do something for me? 377 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,630 Then I'll do something for you! 378 00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:37,632 What is he doing? 379 00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,808 I don't know, but it's gonna be stupid. 380 00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:42,071 Oh. 381 00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,986 Check it out, Dave. 382 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,466 I'm about to cut your grass for you! 383 00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:47,424 What?! 384 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,601 Calvin, don't you start that lawn mower! 385 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,386 Oh, I'll do it, Dave. 386 00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,083 I'll do it.Calvin, don't! 387 00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:56,216 Dave, too late. You brought this on yourself. 388 00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,696 [engine sputters, dies] 389 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:01,047 Like I said, you brought this on yourself! 390 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,439 [engine sputters, dies] 391 00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,789 Dad? What are you doing, man? 392 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,269 I'm cutting Dave's lawn 393 00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:07,618 to punish him for painting my house. 394 00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:11,579 Calvin, if you start that lawn mower, I'm gonna 395 00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,755 come out here tomorrow night, I'm gonna put on a second coat! 396 00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,410 [engine starts] 397 00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,281 Huh? 398 00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,153 Huh? 399 00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:21,458 Uh, should we stop them? 400 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,069 Are you kidding me? 401 00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:26,072 If we stay quiet, one of them might wash my car. 402 00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,551 How you like that, Dave? 403 00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,336 This is what you get for breaking the man code-- 404 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,554 freshly-cut grass! 405 00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:32,513 You broke the man code! 406 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:33,775 CALVIN: You broke it!No, you broke it! 407 00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,603 You broke it, Dave. You broke-broke it. 408 00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,395 I did break that. 409 00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,621 [whistling] 410 00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,322 Morning. 411 00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:01,368 Hey. 412 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,982 Hey, look, uh, about last night, man... 413 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,898 Yeah, yeah. Uh, things got a little out of hand. 414 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,900 In hindsight, maybe I shouldn't have been out 415 00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:14,076 in the middle of the night painting your house. 416 00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:19,690 Yeah, in retrospect, that did start this whole thing. 417 00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:22,824 Look, I really didn't mean to start a fight. 418 00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:24,608 I know. 419 00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:28,221 But, Dave, you just can't do another man a favor 420 00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:29,918 without asking him first. 421 00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,398 Why not? 422 00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,400 Because then, I would owe you one, 423 00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,228 and I don't like owing anybody anything. 424 00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,056 Well, I bought you a bagel last week. 425 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,190 But I drove, so we were even. 426 00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:45,499 Calvin, you don't owe me anything. 427 00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,153 We're friends. 428 00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,851 Well, maybe that's how it works back in Kalamazoo, 429 00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,853 but out here, it's different. 430 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:57,380 I-I guess we just have different man codes. 431 00:17:57,424 --> 00:18:00,383 Yeah. I guess we do. 432 00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:03,125 You think there's any overlap? 433 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,823 Probably. I'm sure there is. 434 00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:11,699 What does yours say about holding your wife's purse? 435 00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:15,659 Oh. Well, you can do it as long as you look mad. 436 00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,357 Mm. 437 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,054 That's what mine says, too. 438 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,534 This is the face I make. 439 00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:27,236 Not bad. This is mine. 440 00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:31,458 That's the face you made when I asked you 441 00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:32,807 to come to a spin class with me. 442 00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:36,593 Yeah, it's kind of like a go-to scowl for me. 443 00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:40,989 Look, uh, I'll grab a broom and help you clean up. 444 00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:43,339 Sure that doesn't violate your man code? 445 00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:46,429 Good point. You're on your own. 446 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,350 All right, how am I looking over here, man? 447 00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,309 Calvin, you're a natural, but 448 00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,224 can I give you one piece of advice? 449 00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,226 Sure.Okay, now, 450 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:03,751 you're letting your shoulder do all the work. 451 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:06,362 The magic is in your hips. 452 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:12,325 [humming] 453 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,370 So like this?There you go. 454 00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:19,027 See? Told you it was sexy. 455 00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:22,335 You weren't kidding. 456 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:25,120 I had Dave paint our house five times in Michigan. 457 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,774 It's how we got Grover. 458 00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,906 [Tina laughs] 459 00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:30,473 Paint that wall, baby! 460 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:33,084 Uh, yeah, Dave. You missed some spots on the bottom. 461 00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:34,564 [chuckles]Take it down low. 462 00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:37,611 Yeah, drop that thang, Calvin.Mm-hmm. 463 00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:40,918 Calvin, uh, what's your man code say about this? 464 00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:43,921 It's the number one rule of the man code, Dave-- 465 00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,706 always keep your wife happy. 466 00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,316 Drop that thing, dawg. 467 00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,405 [both whooping] 468 00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:52,060 Yeah, baby!Oh, yeah, baby! 469 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:54,497 Yes! Oh! Oh! 470 00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,369 Oh, oh, oh.Oh, that's it, guy. 471 00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,240 That's it, babe.Yeah. 472 00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:04,812 Captioning sponsored by CBS 473 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:07,858 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org