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MALCOLM:
Hey, Pop.

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How was bowling?

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Terrible.

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I threw the game-winning strike.

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Why is that bad?

6
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Because my partner Ernie
sprained his wrist

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giving me a high five.

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What kind of clown celebrates
with his rolling hand?

9
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Yeah, you know,
everybody knows

10
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that it's either finger pistols
or a delicate...

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hip bump.

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Anyway, it's too late for me
to find another partner,

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so I'm gonna have to forfeit
the championship game.

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Well, I could be your partner.

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Like I said, I'm gonna have to
forfeit the championship game.

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Calvin, I'm serious,
I'm pretty solid.

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You know, back in high school,
I spent every Saturday night

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bowling with my mom and...

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and her special friend Rick.

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Wait, what you mean,
her boyfriend?

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No.

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They just hung out
and had sleepovers.

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Oh. Okay. Yeah.
Oh. Okay.

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Look, man,
I appreciate the offer,

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but I'm going up against the
toughest team in the league.

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Ah, come on, Pop.

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You've lost to them for
four years in a row now.

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At least this year if you lose,
you can blame Dave.

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Rick always did.

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You know what, fine.

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Practice starts tomorrow.

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Yes.

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Time to start warming up
the glutes.

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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This is exciting.

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It's like I'm at the NBA Finals
with LeBron.

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Not 'cause you're black;
'cause you're good.

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And I'm with Weird Al.

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Not because you're white;
because you're weird.

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So you only come
to cheer Calvin on?

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You don't bowl with him?

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Gemma, there
are two things

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that Tina Butler
doesn't do:

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wear rented shoes

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and stick her fingers in
other people's balls.

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No.

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And just like that,
I no longer bowl either.

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[chuckles] So we're gonna
go get some snacks.

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You guys want something?

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Ooh, some nachos would be great.

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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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You haven't earned it yet.

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Nachos are for winners.

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Ooh, nachos
sound good to me.

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Well, that's because you
haven't seen the hands

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of the man that
makes the nachos...

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Please, Tina,
you already ruined bowling.

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Don't take nachos
from me, too.

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All right.

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[groaning]

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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.

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Dave, I thought you said
you knew how to bowl?

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Oh... [chuckles]
you mean like this?

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Ha, ha!

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Stee-rike!

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Well, all right!

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You canbowl.

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Yeah. Tell that to Rick.

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Hey, this isn't
the snack bar.

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Gemma, as a
Christian woman,

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I cannot let you
eat those nachos.

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[laughs]

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This is why we're here.

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Dance Floor Party?

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I used to love this game.

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Check out the high scores.

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T-Booty, T-Booty,
T-Booty, T-Booty.

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Oh, my God!

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You're T-Booty.

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The "T" stands for Tina, and
the "Booty" speaks for itself.

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[both laughing]

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So you want to play?

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Oh, no.

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It's been forever.

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I don't want to embarrass myself
in front of your famous booty.

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Oh, come on. Who cares?

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It's just us. There's nothing
to be embarrassed about.

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Okay.
[chuckles]

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But you might not want
to stand near me.

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When I get going, I lose
track of my elbows.

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[game beeps]

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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Time for the dance party!

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[dance music playing]

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Come on, girl,
don't be shy.

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Throw them 'bows!

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Come on.
There you go.

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[grunts]

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Hey, big brother.

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Why do you always come here
to do laundry?

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Your building has a washer
and dryer.

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What's wrong with
you, Malcolm?

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I can't ask Mama to drive
all the way over there

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to do my laundry.

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[chuckles]

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Oh, whoa-ho-ho.

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Those kicks are fire.

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I know, they are
limited editions.

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From the ankle down,
I'm fly as hell.

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[chuckles]

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Limited editions?

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Aren't you the one always
ragging on people

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for blowing their money
on frivolous things?

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Oh, man,
that was Broke Malcolm.

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You're talking
to Money Malcolm.

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Nice to meet you.

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It's nice to
meet you, too.

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Tell Broke Malcolm I'll
see him again next week.

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Look, stop hating.

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Now that I'm making some money,
I deserve a few nice things.

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Well, yeah, but if you ever
want to move out of here,

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you should start
investing your money.

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[scoffs] What you mean,
like in stocks?

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No, thanks. Money Malcolm
is about stacks. [laughs]

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Are those all singles?

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Maybe.

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I'm not talking
about stocks, man.

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The real money's in
cryptocurrency--
like Bitcoin.

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Oh, I don't trust
that Internet money, man.

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Seems like a scam.Oh, well,

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last week
I tripled my investment.

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Well, then you hold this.

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I'm-a look for quarters
in the couch.

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Boom!

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Three in a row!
That deserves a hip bump.

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Well, get your skinny ass
over here and get to bumping.

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LaTonya,

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is that Calvin Butler?

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[laughs]:
Sure is.

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And it looks like he's dancing
with his accountant.

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[both laughing]

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Uh, Calvin,
who are they?

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Those are the Pink Ladies.

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That's who we're playing
for the championship.

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They're the most vicious team
in the league?

146
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Don't let the pink fool you.

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If the devil bowled a 210
and wore a girdle,

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that's what he'd look like.

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210? You better
try 235, sucker.

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How did they
even hear that?

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What part of the devil
don't you understand?

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What happened to
your partner Ernie?

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His ex-wife
shoot him again?

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[both laughing]

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Yes.

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But he also hurt
his wrist.

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Oh.

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Well, I'm his new partner
Dave Johnson.

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Ain't nobody
ask your name.

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They already got
their game faces on.

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No, they was born with
them stank faces.

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[dance music playing]

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Wow, you're still going?

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Yeah! I can't believe how easily
this came back to me.

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Well, good for you.AUTOMATED VOICE: New high score!

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Wait, what?[exclaims]

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Look at that--
I just beat your high score!

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What? Th-That's
not possible.

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Oh, yes, it is!

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Check it out, T-Booty.

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G-Cutie in the house!

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All right, Calvin,

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show the Pink Ladies
who we are.

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I know who you are:

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a broke-ass
Crockett and Tubbs.

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Face it, you're never
gonna beat us, Calvin.

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Or should I say
Wrong Way Butler?
Ooh!

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[laughing]

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Wrong Way Butler?

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What are they
talking about?

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Nothing. It's just
some old news.

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Like their wigs.

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No, he didn't.

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Yes, he did.

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Show us what you got,
Wrong Way.
Oh.

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BOTH [chanting]:
Wrong Way! Wrong Way!

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Wrong Way!
Wrong Way!

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Wrong Way! Wrong Way!

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Wrong Way!
Wrong Way!

190
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Wrong Way!
Wrong Way!

191
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Ooh!
Gutter ball!

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Calvin,
what just happened?

193
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This is your fault.

194
00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:12,013
You must have tweaked my hip
on our last celebration bump.

195
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Wha...?
That makes no sense.

196
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The entire move
was designed for safety.

197
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Hey, Wrong Way,

198
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instead of bowling,

199
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why don't you
and your math tutor

200
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go work on
some equations.

201
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I got one.

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You plus you
plus a bowling ball

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equals two chumps
and a bowling ball.

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[both laughing]

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[laughs mockingly]
Well, you plus you

206
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equals two
women that...

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need to work on
your manners.

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Mm-hmm.

209
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And another gutter ball.

210
00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:46,351
[both laughing]

211
00:08:46,395 --> 00:08:47,788
That's it.

212
00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:48,789
I'm going home.

213
00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:50,355
What?Practice is over.

214
00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:52,357
Calvin, we can't leave now.

215
00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:55,665
You finally hit them
with an insult I understand.

216
00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:02,759
Hey, Tina.
How was your walk?

217
00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:03,934
[sighs]:
It was great.

218
00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:05,762
Just getting
my cardio on.

219
00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:07,895
Wasn't yesterday so fun?

220
00:09:07,938 --> 00:09:10,158
I still can't believe
I beat your high score.

221
00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:11,638
Girl, that was 24 hours ago.

222
00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:12,769
I have two grown sons.

223
00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:14,945
Ain't nobody thinking
about that game.

224
00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:17,861
Ooh, hey, Tina,
can I ask you a question?

225
00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:19,950
I don't know,
she just got lucky!

226
00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:22,866
Are you talking
about the Pink Ladies?

227
00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:26,740
Of course. Like, what else
would I be talking about?

228
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'Cause yesterday
at the bowling alley,

229
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they kept calling Calvin
"Wrong Way Butler."

230
00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:31,701
What's that all about?

231
00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:34,748
Ooh, yeah, that's a touchy story
from high school.

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Calvin would kill me
if I told you.Oh, I get it.

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It was the night
of the big championship game.

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00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:41,929
Calvin was the star linebacker.

235
00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:43,931
So, on the last play,

236
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he picked up a fumble, ran it
all the way to the end zone.

237
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That's awesome.

238
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It was the wrong end zone.

239
00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:53,157
Oh...
Oh...

240
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He must have been
so humiliated.

241
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He was.

242
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I mean, everyone
forgot about it,

243
00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:01,731
but those Pink Ladies,
they never let him live it down.

244
00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:03,341
That is terrible.

245
00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:05,126
It's bad enough
to lose the game,

246
00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:07,084
but to have someone
rub it in?

247
00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:10,087
Yeah. Can you imagine?

248
00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:12,437
It was such a long time ago,
though.

249
00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:14,875
Not to him. He still won't
admit that it bothers him.

250
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,441
I don't blame him.

251
00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,313
Who wants to hear
about their defeat

252
00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:21,664
over and over
and over again?

253
00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:22,796
I know, right?

254
00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:28,628
[knocking on door]

255
00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:32,109
Hey, Dave.

256
00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:33,763
Here's the hammer you
wanted to borrow.

257
00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:37,506
Now, you hold it with this end,
and you hit it with this end.

258
00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:40,814
Calvin, wait.

259
00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:43,599
It's two steps, Dave.

260
00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,603
All right, look, I lied.

261
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,345
I'm not really building
a Victorian-style birdhouse

262
00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:51,825
with a veranda.

263
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,830
I got you over here...

264
00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:58,875
to show you this.

265
00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:02,139
Where the hell you get that?

266
00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:06,143
Tina told me the story
behind Wrong Way Butler.

267
00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,144
She told you that?

268
00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:08,842
Yes, she did.

269
00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:11,714
Including how the other team
voted you MVP.

270
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,761
Well, it's none
of your business.

271
00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:16,806
And I threw that trophy
in the trash can.

272
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:19,461
Okay, C-Calvin, Calvin.
Calvin, look.

273
00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:22,464
The only way that you are
going to get past this

274
00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,901
is by forgiving yourself.

275
00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:28,862
This young man
is hurting.

276
00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:31,603
And the only person
that can heal him

277
00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:32,909
is you.

278
00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:35,999
You do know I'm still
holding a hammer, right?

279
00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,568
Calvin, pl-- I-I'm trying
to help you out here.

280
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,483
Please just
give this a shot.

281
00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:43,398
Fine. Look...

282
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,706
I forgive you
for the terrible,

283
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,708
life-changing
mistake you made

284
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,927
when you became friends
with Dave.

285
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,365
Calvin, you cannot win
in the present

286
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,541
if you do not let go
of the past.

287
00:11:56,585 --> 00:12:00,807
Now, tell this kid
that he's a winner.

288
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:04,941
Tell this kid
that he deserves love.

289
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:07,944
Tell him that it is not
his fault. Tell him that...

290
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,641
You're not here anymore,
are you?

291
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,733
♪

292
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:18,259
Hey.
Hey.

293
00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:19,782
Have you looked
at Bitcoin today?

294
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,088
No. Why?

295
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,916
I lost half my money, Marty.

296
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:25,179
Now I'm about to lose
half my foot up your ass.

297
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:26,615
Well, hey. O-Okay.

298
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:27,747
All right.

299
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,400
Calm down. Okay, look.

300
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,881
Cryptocurrency
goes up and down all the time.

301
00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:34,014
Look. Look at the graph.
It's already going back up.

302
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,930
Oh, thank God, man.
[chuckles]

303
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,714
Oh, my bad.
My phone was upside down.

304
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,632
Oh, my God, I'm gonna
lose all my money.

305
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,199
No, it's gonna be okay, man.

306
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:46,504
No, it's not.

307
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:48,071
I ain't never gonna move
out of here.

308
00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:49,812
I'm gonna die in a twin bed.

309
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:52,467
Look, this is my fault
for getting you into this.

310
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:53,947
Let me buy you out.

311
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,122
Really?
Yeah, man.

312
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:56,558
You're my big brother.

313
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:57,907
Oh, thank you,
baby bro.

314
00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,474
[chuckles]

315
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:01,693
Hold up.
This is half of what I gave you.

316
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:04,087
Yeah, I'm paying you
current market value.

317
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:09,832
Oh, cool. Look at that.
It just went down again.

318
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,834
♪

319
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,923
Calvin, are you sure
you're ready for this?

320
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,751
Look, I told you,
the only thing

321
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,971
that's messing me up
is being distracted

322
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:21,322
by Thing One and
Thing Two over there.

323
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,498
That's why I brought these.

324
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,414
Noise-canceling headphones?

325
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:27,807
That's right.

326
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,330
Instead of listening
to those hyenas,

327
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:31,027
I'm gonna have Peaches
on the left

328
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,681
and Herb on the right.

329
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:37,338
You sure you got those on
the right way, Calvin?

330
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,253
No, no, he got
'em on backwards,

331
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:41,342
like the way he runs.

332
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,910
[both laughing]

333
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:46,086
Well, the joke
is on you.

334
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:47,391
They're stereo
headphones,

335
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:49,741
so the audio quality
is exactly the same

336
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,874
no matter which way
you wear them.

337
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,050
Ain't nobody talking
to you, Khaki Pants.

338
00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:58,228
[chanting]:
Wrong Way!

339
00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,317
BOTH:
Wrong Way!
Wrong Way!

340
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,363
Wrong Way! Wrong Way!

341
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,495
I can't hear you,
so I can only assume

342
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:07,281
you're saying something stupid.

343
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,984
[laughs]
One pin!

344
00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:17,378
He must have been
practicing.

345
00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:20,468
You know, you two
are meaner than Rick

346
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:21,861
after Mom started having
sleepovers with Doug.

347
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,563
["Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor playing]

348
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,220
[cheering]

349
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,899
[cheering]

350
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:09,473
♪ It's the eye of the tiger,
it's the thrill of the fight ♪

351
00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:13,347
♪ Rising up to the challenge
of our rival ♪

352
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:17,177
♪ And the last known survivor
stalks his prey in the night ♪

353
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:21,485
♪ And he's watching us all
with the eye ♪

354
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:24,227
♪ Of the tiger

355
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,936
♪ The eye of the tiger

356
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,729
I'm so glad
you wanted to play again.

357
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,818
I got the feeling you
were kind of upset

358
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:51,211
about me having
the high score.

359
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,821
Oh, I'm not upset.

360
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:55,128
Because you don't
have it anymore.

361
00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:02,744
You snuck back here without me
just to beat my high score?

362
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:04,789
I didn't sneak back.
I just so happened to be here

363
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:07,096
at 10:00 a.m. with a pocket
full of quarters and a...

364
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:09,229
body full of talent.

365
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:14,016
Okay. So it's like that?

366
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,800
Guess it is.

367
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,324
Oh. Then maybe
we should take this

368
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,455
to the next level.

369
00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,546
You talking head-to-head?

370
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:25,245
I'm talking foot-to-foot.

371
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,205
Well, you better
get ready,

372
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,902
'cause I'm about
to bring the pain.

373
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,513
Right after I go
to the bathroom.

374
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,254
I had a large iced tea.Oh.

375
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,436
Oh, man.

376
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:45,787
Malcolm, did you get out of
Bitcoin at the right time.

377
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:48,485
For me! [laughs]

378
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,445
[whoops]

379
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:53,316
That is good for you,
little brother.

380
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,102
What, you're not jealous?Oh, not at all.

381
00:16:56,145 --> 00:17:00,715
Because I took my money
and invested it in swag.

382
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,587
Oh. More shoes.

383
00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,067
[chuckling]: Yeah.Oh, well, look at that.

384
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,677
Welcome back, Broke Malcolm.

385
00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:08,027
[chuckling]

386
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,245
That's very funny.

387
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:11,856
You see, these bad boys
are all sold out.

388
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,337
So, if you look online,
they're already worth double.

389
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,686
Really? Double?

390
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:18,428
Why would anybody...
Oh, I like those.

391
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:23,346
Well, look at that--
they happen to be in your size.

392
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,913
How much?
$300.

393
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,655
$300? The box says $150.
There's no way I'm paying that.

394
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,831
$325.
Malcolm, that's not
gonna work on me.

395
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:30,875
$350.
Sold!

396
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,877
♪

397
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,447
Last ball, Wrong Way.

398
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:38,883
You're about to lose.

399
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,842
Look, Calvin,

400
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,974
I have done all I can
to keep us in this,

401
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,367
but we need a strike.

402
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,065
So, if you want
to win this,

403
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,110
you are gonna have
to forgive yourself.

404
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,851
Oh, not this again.

405
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:52,723
Look, I'm gonna be
younger you.

406
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,029
Talk to me.

407
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,119
Dave, I barely like
talking to you

408
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,990
when you're you.

409
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,908
Older Calvin,
it's time to forgive me.

410
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:07,695
I was only 16 when I ran
the wrong way in that game.

411
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,566
I'm not doing this
with you, Dave.

412
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,133
Oh, you know what?
Maybe you're right.

413
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,961
Maybe I don't
deserve forgiveness.

414
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,005
What?
Yeah, I mean,

415
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:16,138
I did let the
whole school down.

416
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,097
That's ridiculous.
Come on.

417
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,360
No, it's not.
I mean, I blew it.

418
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,101
Me-- Wrong Way Butler.

419
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,059
Everyone was counting on me.

420
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,976
That's only because you were
the best player on the team.

421
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,934
Yeah, but...

422
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:32,154
how could I have done
something so stupid?

423
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,025
I mean, what a boneheaded play.

424
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:37,551
So what? You still won us
the championship the next year.

425
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:40,684
And you were voted prom king
as a junior.

426
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,646
I guess I was kind of
big man on campus.

427
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:46,995
You're damn right you were.

428
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,823
You're damn right you were.

429
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,131
That was Dave saying that.

430
00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:54,655
Whoa.

431
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:56,657
[chuckles]
How do you feel?

432
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,528
I feel pretty good.

433
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,051
I feel great.

434
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,706
I feel like kicking
some Pink Lady ass.

435
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,361
Oh, here he goes.

436
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,233
Uh-oh, I hope someone
knows the Heimlich,

437
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,670
'cause he about to choke.[laughs]

438
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:12,977
For your information,
I do know the Heimlich.

439
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:16,067
I'm also certified
in water safety.

440
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:18,113
Why are we even
talking to you?

441
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,636
You're not even
his real partner.

442
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,248
Wrong. He is my
real partner.

443
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,206
He's also my friend.

444
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,556
Best friend.
Okay, look.

445
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,820
Slow down a little
bit, Dave, okay?

446
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:32,432
[chanting]:
Wrong Way!

447
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,347
BOTH:
Wrong Way! Wrong Way!

448
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,262
Wrong Way!
Wrong Way!

449
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:39,265
Wrong Way! Wrong Way!
Wrong Way!

450
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,919
Wrong Way! Wrong Way!

451
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:44,139
Wrong Way!
Wrong Way!

452
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,489
Wrong Way!

453
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:49,144
[cheering]

454
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,841
[shouts]

455
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:55,106
Calvin, you did it!
We won!

456
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:57,152
That's right, and
more importantly,

457
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,894
broke-ass Oprah and
Gayle over there lost.

458
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,112
[Dave laughs]

459
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:04,464
Whatever.
We'll see you two next year.

460
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,206
Not if your cholesterol has
anything to do with it.

461
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:11,949
It is time for a
celebration dance, baby.

462
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,777
♪ You gotta get it,
you gotta go. ♪

463
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:15,257
[laughing]

464
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,606
I'm about to
pass it to you.

465
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:17,955
Come on!Here it is.

466
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:20,001
Ah, I caught it!

467
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,785
Go, man.
Get it, Dave.

468
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:23,787
[laughs] Okay.

469
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:24,788
Pass it back, man.

470
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,007
It feels too good!

471
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,226
I'm keeping it!

472
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,228
♪

473
00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:37,236
♪

474
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,847
You're looking pretty tired
over there, G-Cutie.

475
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,414
Oh, oh! Are you kidding?

476
00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:43,198
I'm just getting started.

477
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,157
Guys, great news--
we won the tournament.

478
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:47,637
I got two grown
sons, Dave.

479
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:49,770
Ain't nobody thinking
about your tournament.

480
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:52,033
Oh, hold on, Tina.
Don't talk to Dave like that.

481
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:54,165
Zip it, Calvin!
We're battling here!

482
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:56,777
Guess we can get
some nachos.

483
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,257
You said they're
for winners.

484
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,259
Hell yeah. Let's go
fill this thing up

485
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,086
with some chips
and cheese.

486
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:09,877
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487
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