1 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:14,884 Hey, Tina. How's it going? 2 00:00:14,927 --> 00:00:16,190 Don't ask. 3 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:18,322 Uh-oh. Is that a "don't ask don't ask" 4 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:20,368 or a "don't ask please ask"? 5 00:00:20,411 --> 00:00:21,499 Actually, I don't know why I'm asking, 6 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:23,849 'cause either way I'm gonna ask. 7 00:00:23,893 --> 00:00:26,374 I just haven't been feeling right lately, 8 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:28,854 so I went to the doctor, and... 9 00:00:28,898 --> 00:00:31,161 he told me I'm starting menopause. 10 00:00:31,205 --> 00:00:32,423 What?! 11 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:35,296 You seem way too young for menopause. 12 00:00:35,339 --> 00:00:37,385 Don't let thishigh-sittin' booty fool you. 13 00:00:38,647 --> 00:00:41,867 It is holding onto my lower back for dear life. 14 00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:45,784 Tina Butler, don't you talk about your booty that way. 15 00:00:45,828 --> 00:00:48,483 Your booty is my booty's personal hero. 16 00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:50,963 Face it, Gemma, 17 00:00:51,007 --> 00:00:53,401 I'm turning into an old lady. 18 00:00:53,444 --> 00:00:55,490 If I try to drop itlike it's hot now, 19 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:57,405 I might not be ableto pick it up. 20 00:00:58,493 --> 00:00:59,929 That's ridiculous. 21 00:00:59,972 --> 00:01:01,452 You don't understand. 22 00:01:01,496 --> 00:01:03,933 From here on out,it's all downhill. 23 00:01:03,976 --> 00:01:06,892 My health is gonna fail, my memory is gonna go, 24 00:01:06,936 --> 00:01:11,332 and worst of all, I might start looking my age! 25 00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:14,335 Look, I-I know you're upset, 26 00:01:14,378 --> 00:01:16,467 but this is a natural part of life. 27 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:18,774 And you have an amazing partner in Calvin 28 00:01:18,817 --> 00:01:20,428 to help you through it. 29 00:01:21,472 --> 00:01:22,473 Yeah. 30 00:01:22,517 --> 00:01:24,693 It's just a huge thing, you know? 31 00:01:24,736 --> 00:01:26,695 I don't know how to tell him. 32 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:28,392 Well, however you decide to do it, 33 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:30,133 I'm sure it will be right. 34 00:01:31,134 --> 00:01:32,788 Hey, Tina. What's for dinner? 35 00:01:32,831 --> 00:01:35,660 I'm starting menopause! 36 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:40,100 No, that's okay. I had a big lunch. 37 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:43,277 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 38 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:44,539 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 39 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:52,590 Hey, Calvin. Whatcha doing? 40 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:54,853 I'm just having some lunch, watching the game. 41 00:01:54,897 --> 00:01:57,508 I'd offer you a slice, but I don't want to. 42 00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:01,295 Why are you doing it out here when you got 43 00:02:01,338 --> 00:02:02,513 a couch and big-screen TV inside? 44 00:02:02,557 --> 00:02:04,472 Oh. 'Cause Tina is in there 45 00:02:04,515 --> 00:02:07,127 going through some major mood swings. 46 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:10,478 You ever seen someoneyell, laugh and cry 47 00:02:10,521 --> 00:02:12,349 all at once? 48 00:02:13,568 --> 00:02:16,266 It's like a whole Lifetime moviecrammed into one woman. 49 00:02:17,354 --> 00:02:18,660 I'd watch that. 50 00:02:19,748 --> 00:02:20,966 I'm telling you, man, 51 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:22,751 this menopause thingis no joke. 52 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:24,753 I am walking on eggshellsaround there. 53 00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:27,364 And not just because shethrew a dozen eggs at me. 54 00:02:28,365 --> 00:02:30,150 Gemma filled me in. 55 00:02:30,193 --> 00:02:32,543 I figured something was up when Tina barked at me, 56 00:02:32,587 --> 00:02:34,632 "You keep walkin', Screech!" 57 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:41,813 Let me guess-- she got all sadand teary-eyed after that. 58 00:02:41,857 --> 00:02:43,685 One of us did. 59 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:46,427 Well, at this point, 60 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:48,820 I think it's just bestthat I keep my distance 61 00:02:48,864 --> 00:02:51,736 until this whole messblows over. 62 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:53,347 Well, Calvin, menopause isn't something 63 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:54,435 that just "blows over." 64 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:55,958 It's a big deal for women. 65 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:58,178 You know, when my mom went through it, 66 00:02:58,221 --> 00:03:01,572 she was afraid that men wouldn't see her as a sexual being anymore. 67 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:04,401 And I had to convince her that she was still smokin' hot. 68 00:03:07,143 --> 00:03:09,406 Now, that's a Lifetime movie Iwould watch. 69 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,159 Hey, Marty.Oh, hey, Grover. 70 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,205 Any chance I could come and do my laundry here? 71 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:27,294 I asked my mom to do it, but she started crying, 72 00:03:27,337 --> 00:03:30,384 then laughing, then she threw an egg at me. 73 00:03:30,427 --> 00:03:31,950 Sure. Come on in. 74 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:35,432 Hey-hey, what's all this? 75 00:03:35,476 --> 00:03:36,868 I'm building a robot. 76 00:03:36,912 --> 00:03:39,349 My school has a fighter bot competition next week, 77 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:41,308 and I really want to beat Spencer. 78 00:03:41,351 --> 00:03:43,440 Oh, Spencer. Isn't that the kidthat started that rumor 79 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:45,268 that your mom still tucks you in? 80 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:47,139 Yeah. Total lie. 81 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:51,100 Yeah, I can relate. When I was in middle school, 82 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:53,233 some kid started a rumor that I practiced kissing 83 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:55,017 on my Chewbacca doll. 84 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:57,280 That's gross. No one would do that. 85 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:59,456 Yeah. Total lie. 86 00:04:02,851 --> 00:04:05,288 You know, if you want,I could give you some pointers 87 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:06,724 while you build your robot. 88 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:08,770 Help you take this Spencer punk down. 89 00:04:08,813 --> 00:04:10,119 That'd be great! 90 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:11,425 Then we can track down the guy 91 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:12,904 who started the rumor about you. 92 00:04:12,948 --> 00:04:14,384 Yeah, well, we don't have to look far. 93 00:04:14,428 --> 00:04:15,690 Malcolm lives right next door. 94 00:04:21,609 --> 00:04:23,132 Malcolm! 95 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:25,439 I'm having another hot flash! 96 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:28,442 Crank up the air conditioner! 97 00:04:32,663 --> 00:04:34,404 Hey, come on, Ma, 98 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:36,406 I'm already freezing to death in here. 99 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:38,278 Boy, don't test me. 100 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:41,498 My body may be out of eggs, but I'm not! 101 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:46,503 Get the door! 102 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:50,333 Hey, Gemma. 103 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:51,378 Hey, guys. Oh! 104 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:54,468 It's like a meat locker in here. 105 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:55,643 You see, Ma? 106 00:04:55,686 --> 00:04:57,688 Even the white people are cold in here. 107 00:04:59,647 --> 00:05:01,388 Hey, girl. 108 00:05:01,431 --> 00:05:03,477 Thanks for coming over. 109 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,870 It's so nice when young people come and visit you. 110 00:05:08,873 --> 00:05:10,701 Okay, Tina, I have been thinking 111 00:05:10,745 --> 00:05:12,486 about what you're going through, 112 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:15,358 and I realized I totally know how you feel. 113 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:16,446 You do? 114 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:18,927 Yeah. I know you're feeling old 115 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:20,624 and past your prime. 116 00:05:20,668 --> 00:05:23,975 I felt the exact same way when I turned 30. 117 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:29,241 Which is nothing like what you're going through. 118 00:05:29,285 --> 00:05:30,504 Please don't throw an egg at me. 119 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:32,854 So, what's your point? 120 00:05:32,897 --> 00:05:35,422 I'm saying I felt like my days of adventure 121 00:05:35,465 --> 00:05:36,814 and youth were over. 122 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:39,295 But Dave figured out a way to help me. 123 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,252 How? 124 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:41,993 He took me skydiving. 125 00:05:42,037 --> 00:05:43,343 Skydiving? 126 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:46,171 You mean like gettingoff a plane before it lands? 127 00:05:46,215 --> 00:05:48,391 Yeah. I know it sounds crazy, 128 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:52,352 but after I jumped, I felt wild and fun and alive. 129 00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:55,180 And afterwards, the idea of getting older 130 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:57,052 wasn't so scary anymore. 131 00:05:57,095 --> 00:05:59,794 Ah. I guessthat makes sense. 132 00:05:59,837 --> 00:06:01,448 And I think if you try it, 133 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:04,276 you'll see that the most exciting parts of your life 134 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,930 are still ahead of you. 135 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:08,368 You know what? 136 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:10,544 What the hell? I'm in. 137 00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:12,502 We're going skydiving. 138 00:06:12,546 --> 00:06:14,548 Oh, I'm not going. I worked out my mess. 139 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:22,991 Ho-ho! Nice job,little man. 140 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:24,993 Your design looks good.Thanks. 141 00:06:25,036 --> 00:06:27,778 Now, you sure your mama's okay with you using all her forks? 142 00:06:27,822 --> 00:06:29,432 If this thing works, 143 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:31,391 I'll be making the rules around here. 144 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:37,005 Wow. Looks like I helped build twomonsters. 145 00:06:37,048 --> 00:06:39,007 Here, let's give ita test run. 146 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:40,878 Attack this pillow. 147 00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:44,012 This is gonna be awesome!Yeah. 148 00:06:50,366 --> 00:06:52,412 GROVER: No! 149 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:54,805 Ah, should've seen this coming 150 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:57,242 when your blueprints were in crayon. 151 00:06:58,548 --> 00:07:00,550 What am I gonna do? 152 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:02,422 I can't beat Spencerwith this. 153 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:05,468 Little man, you can't beat a Caesar salad with this. 154 00:07:05,512 --> 00:07:08,253 This is so embarrassing. 155 00:07:08,297 --> 00:07:11,474 Spencer's gonna have the whole school making fun of me. 156 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:13,563 I should just give up. 157 00:07:13,607 --> 00:07:15,522 Are you kidding? There is no way 158 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:16,914 we're letting Spencer win. 159 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:19,134 What am I going to do? 160 00:07:19,177 --> 00:07:21,353 My robot just losta pillow fight. 161 00:07:21,397 --> 00:07:23,530 To a pillow! 162 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,925 Okay, don't worry, I got a plan. 163 00:07:27,969 --> 00:07:30,841 I'm gonna take this down to the robotics lab at JPL 164 00:07:30,885 --> 00:07:33,017 and give this thing some serious firepower. 165 00:07:33,061 --> 00:07:34,323 You can do that? 166 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:35,498 Well, I can definitely do better 167 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:37,065 than a table setting for eight. 168 00:07:39,067 --> 00:07:41,504 Awesome! I can't waitto tell my mom 169 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,506 when she tucks me... 170 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:47,162 I mean, when Iput myselfto bed. 171 00:07:47,205 --> 00:07:50,165 Yeah, that's okay. We both know I made out with that doll. 172 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:57,651 Hey, beautiful. 173 00:07:57,694 --> 00:08:00,218 Damn, it's white-people cold in here. 174 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:04,875 What's that behind your back? 175 00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:08,575 These.Oh... 176 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:11,665 They're gorgeous. Oh. 177 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:14,015 And I got 'em from an actual flower shop this time, 178 00:08:14,058 --> 00:08:16,191 not that creepy dude that lives by the off-ramp. 179 00:08:18,323 --> 00:08:20,630 Thank you, baby. Mm! 180 00:08:20,674 --> 00:08:22,240 Hey, look, babe. 181 00:08:22,284 --> 00:08:25,243 You know, as a man, there's no way for me 182 00:08:25,287 --> 00:08:27,202 to understand what you're feeling, 183 00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:29,509 and I just want to let you know that... 184 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:30,988 you're not in this alone. 185 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:33,556 So no matter what the future holds, 186 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,472 you're my ride-or-die. 187 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,474 That is really great to hear. 188 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,520 Mm.You know, 'causeI've been thinking 189 00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:42,870 about us doingsomething a little crazy. 190 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:46,177 You know? To make us feelyoung and wild again. 191 00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:49,180 Well, all right! 192 00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:50,442 Oh! 193 00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:53,663 Malcolm! If you home, get out! 194 00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:56,318 No, no, no, baby. 195 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:58,668 I'm talking about somethingoutside of the house. 196 00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:01,802 Oh. So you're trying to get freakyfreaky. 197 00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:03,760 : Okay. All right, Malcolm, 198 00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:05,806 you can stay-- we're leaving. Come on, now.No, no, 199 00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:07,242 no, no, baby. 200 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:08,939 We're not leaving. 201 00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:10,680 We're going skydiving. 202 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:13,683 Skydiving?Mm-hmm. 203 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,772 Please tell me that's a new position. 204 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,690 No. I will be jumpingout of an airplane tomorrow. 205 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:23,345 And now that I knowwe're in this together, 206 00:09:23,388 --> 00:09:25,434 I don't have to do it alone. 207 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:28,306 Right? 208 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:30,744 C-C-Can men get the menopause? 209 00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:31,788 Huh? 210 00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:35,575 'Cause I'm having a hot flash. 211 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:44,758 Oh. 212 00:09:44,801 --> 00:09:46,411 Great. I'm glad you're here. 213 00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:48,544 Oh, here we go. 214 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,373 Whenever you'reglad to see me,you need my help. 215 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:53,244 That's not true. 216 00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:55,246 But I need your help. 217 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,422 Look, I need you to convince your mother 218 00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,207 not to go skydiving. 219 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,339 Why, Pop? Are you worried about her? 220 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:04,212 No. I'm worried about me. 221 00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:06,388 Okay, then just tell her you don't want to go. 222 00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:07,737 I can't do that. 223 00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:09,957 This is important to the woman I love. 224 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,481 I got to pretend like I care. 225 00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:15,397 Oh, so you want me to be the bad guy 226 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,791 and kill her dreams so you don't have to? 227 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:19,357 Good. So you get it. 228 00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:21,751 All right, today's the big day. 229 00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:23,623 And I support that. 230 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:25,537 Come on. Go. 231 00:10:27,539 --> 00:10:29,063 Yeah. 232 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,630 Hey, Ma, look, 233 00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:33,371 about this whole, uh, skydiving thing? 234 00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:35,286 You know, I couldn't sleep all night worrying 235 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:36,766 that something might happen to you. 236 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:39,421 I mean, jumping out of a plane--that's really dangerous. 237 00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:40,683 Oh, you don't haveto worry about that. 238 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,032 It's a lot saferthan you think. 239 00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:43,991 Yeah, maybe, but still, 240 00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:45,732 what if something goes wrong? What if...? 241 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:48,735 Malcolm! Stop it! 242 00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:54,088 What? 243 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:56,307 This is very importantto your mother. 244 00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:58,353 We raised youbetter than that. 245 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,837 Yeah. 246 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:07,710 Okay. Okay, but-but think... 247 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,320 about the risk, right? 248 00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:10,670 Have you considered...? 249 00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:12,759 Your mother's feelings? 250 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:15,544 Because I have,and you should, too. 251 00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:17,633 Oh, it's okay, Calvin. You know, he's just... 252 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,722 You know what, Ma? Pop is right. You shouldgo. 253 00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,985 What?Yeah, I was being selfish. 254 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,770 I should be more supportive. 255 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:25,119 Like you, Pop. 256 00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:27,817 Aw. Thank you. 257 00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,732 You're welcome. 258 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,560 Now, now, now,now, hold-hold on now. 259 00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:33,780 You know, the-the moreI think about it, 260 00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:35,520 Malcolm did makesome good points. 261 00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,566 And you're alwaystelling him 262 00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:39,263 that he's smarterthan I think he is. 263 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,833 Nope, you convinced me. 264 00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,748 I was completely wrong. 265 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,533 Go ahead, Ma. I'll see you when you get back.Ah. 266 00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,580 Ifyou get back. 267 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:05,550 Whoa! 268 00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:11,600 Is that my fighter bot?! 269 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:12,514 It sure is. 270 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:13,776 Complete with an infrared, 271 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,299 motion-activatedtargeting system 272 00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:16,866 and artificial intelligence. 273 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:19,869 Awesome! What does that mean? 274 00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:23,525 It means once we activate theAI, the robot controls itself. 275 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:26,136 So I didn't build it, and I don't control it. 276 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,616 How is this still my project? 277 00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:29,705 Well, I wrote your nameon the bottom. 278 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,794 It's good enough for me.All right. 279 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,753 Okay, let me show youhow this works. 280 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,276 Okay. 281 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,758 MARTY: All right. 282 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:41,282 Right now,it's learning its environment. 283 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:44,676 And now, it's lookingfor a target. 284 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,419 Uh, now we better run! 285 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:51,683 Oh! 286 00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:55,775 Come on. 287 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:58,690 Thanks againfor arranging this, Dave. 288 00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,736 Yeah, Dave. 289 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,260 You definitely got some payback coming.Ah. 290 00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:06,002 Uh, wow, Calvin. I thought you were gonna be mad about this. 291 00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:08,657 Okay, jumpers, 292 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,746 I hope you all enjoyed the instructional video. 293 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,880 And not to brag, but those were my hands doing the buckles. 294 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,666 So, does anyone have any questions? 295 00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:20,756 Yeah, I do. Um, how dangerous is this? 296 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,715 And, you know, I'm not asking for me, but... 297 00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:26,806 our unsupportive son is very worried about us. 298 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:29,591 There's no reason to be afraid. 299 00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:31,811 We've had thousands of jumps without any accidents. 300 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,943 One lady even jumped with her cat. 301 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:35,684 Spoiler alert-- it was me! 302 00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:38,687 Aw, that's so cute, 303 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:41,168 but I ain't jumpingwith no damn cat.Yeah. 304 00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,692 Oh, don't worry. He's not here, but want to see 305 00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:47,174 some pictures of himin his jumpsuit? 306 00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:49,219 Okay, Calvin... 307 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:51,221 I can tell that you're nervous, 308 00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,310 but trust me, you're gonna be fine. 309 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,704 In the military, I jumped dozens of times, 310 00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:58,272 and almost all of 'em went off without a hitch. 311 00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:02,842 Almost?What do you mean "almost"? 312 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,105 I don't really like to talk about it, 313 00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:07,542 but there was one night jump outside of Baghdad. 314 00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,936 Yeah, our plane was under heavy fire, 315 00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:13,287 so... we had to bail out fast and low, 316 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:16,594 and I... I got pretty messed up. 317 00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:19,206 Wow. Dave, were you shot? 318 00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,991 Oh, no. I landed in an olive tree. 319 00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:28,824 Spent the whole night fighting off this, oh, very horny owl. 320 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,741 Uh, quick follow-up. 321 00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,961 Will there be owls? 322 00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:37,964 Oh, come on, Calvin. 323 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,704 Are you gonna do this with me or not? 324 00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,881 I thought you saidyou were my ride-or-die. 325 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:46,624 Yeah, but right now, I'm focusing on the "ride" part. 326 00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,104 Okay, since you two are beginners, 327 00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,758 you're gonna be tandem jumping,which means 328 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,238 you'll be strapped to an expert. 329 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,022 Tina, you're gonna be with me.Ah. 330 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:56,243 And, uh, what expert will I be strapped to? 331 00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:58,898 Hey, buddy. 332 00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,814 Oh, hell no. 333 00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:05,730 I'd rather spend the nightwith a horny owl. 334 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,869 Okay, I thinkit's gone into sleep mode. 335 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,523 I'm gonna slowly getto the controller 336 00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:18,004 and hit the kill switch. 337 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,919 Whoa! 338 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,051 Okay, plan B--we live up here forever. 339 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:24,358 What are we gonna do?! 340 00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:25,707 Well, don't worry. As long as we stay up here, 341 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,056 we're perfectly safe. 342 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,928 So it can't climb stairs? 343 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,146 We are notsafe. 344 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,713 Oh... 345 00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:35,891 Hey, guys. What are you doing up there? 346 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,112 Mom, look out! 347 00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:42,463 Oh, is that your little robot? 348 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,160 Gemma, freeze! 349 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,857 Okay, I don't have timeto explain, 350 00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,337 but I built your sona killer robot. 351 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:50,079 It may have acquiredthe taste for blood. 352 00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:52,342 What?! Why would you do that?! 353 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,388 Because Malcolm saidI kissed Chewbacca! 354 00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:56,825 Well, what do I do?! 355 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,262 Okay, I can hear the panicin your voice. 356 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,134 And so can it. Run! 357 00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:04,137 What? Oh! 358 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,747 Come on! 359 00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:08,576 Oh!Make it stop! Make it stop! 360 00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,058 Okay, stay here. 361 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,929 I'm gonna help her. 362 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,584 Oh! 363 00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,629 She was a nice lady. 364 00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,679 Marty, I thinkthis belongs to you. 365 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,858 How did you beat it? 366 00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,947 I'm married to Dave. 367 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,080 You think that's the first crazy robot I've had to kill? 368 00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:42,827 Dear Lord, I know I'm not a perfect man, 369 00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:45,091 but pleaselet me land safely. 370 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,136 Amen. 371 00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:50,922 Okay, guys, we're approaching the jump zone. 372 00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:53,273 Who's ready to see if these new chutes work? 373 00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,797 Just kidding. They're ancient. 374 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,061 Tina... we're up. 375 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,237 Okay. All right. 376 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:03,196 Uh... 377 00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,849 Aah. Aah. 378 00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,895 All right. 379 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:11,378 Time for Tina Butler to show the world she ain't giving up! 380 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,380 Let's do this! 381 00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:22,606 Oh, hell no, I can't do it! 382 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,347 Oh. No! 383 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,349 I can't do it! I can't do it! 384 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,308 You can. Yes, you can, Tina. 385 00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:31,050 Aah. Okay. Okay. All right. 386 00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,401 I'm good. I'm good.I can do it. 387 00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,841 Oh, God! Aah! 388 00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:42,017 Aah! No! No! Oh. 389 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,933 Oh, no. Uh, I-I wa... 390 00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,978 I shouldn't have brought you up here. 391 00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:48,545 Why did I think I could do this? 392 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:51,374 Tina, trust me,you're gonna be fine. 393 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:55,030 He's right. Although by law, we can't guarantee that. 394 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,990 This was a stupid idea-- 395 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,863 trying to convince myself I'm young and adventurous. 396 00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:05,040 I-I got to face it-- I-I-I'mtoo old, and it's too late. 397 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,259 No, Tina, 398 00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,130 don't you talk like that. 399 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,132 There's nothing old about you. 400 00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,352 You're just tryingto make me feel better. 401 00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:15,224 No... I'm not. 402 00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:18,271 Now, Tina, I know that you think life is over, 403 00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:19,881 but it's not true. 404 00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:22,362 You've got so many adventures left, 405 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,973 and I'm gonna be right there by your side. 406 00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:28,368 Like I said, I'm your ride-or-die, baby! 407 00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,327 Calvin,you can't see it, 408 00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:33,329 but my goggles arefilling up with tears. 409 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,985 So what do you say, babe? 410 00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:39,944 Are you ready to jump out of this plane together? 411 00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:43,557 I love you, Calvin, but you don't have to do this. 412 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,516 Tina, I meant what I said about standing by your side. 413 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,911 Except for right now, 'cause I'm going first! 414 00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:50,999 Oh. 415 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,961 And in case I don't make it, 416 00:18:57,005 --> 00:19:00,008 I got 320 bucksin my sock drawer! 417 00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:02,924 No, you don't! I used it to pay for this! 418 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,839 What? 419 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,235 Oh. 420 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:11,715 All right, Tina, are you ready to do this? 421 00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:12,977 You're damn right! 422 00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:15,676 Now enjoy the rideon my high-sitting booty. 423 00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:18,635 You're flying first class! 424 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,949 See, Tina? Isn't this amazing? 425 00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,733 Oh, it sure is. 426 00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,170 And you're not scared anymore? 427 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,258 Oh, not at all. 428 00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:34,477 In fact, I've never felt so peaceful. 429 00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:40,266 Calvin, calm down! 430 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,920 Calm down! Oh... 431 00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:45,836 Calm down, Calvin! 432 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,752 And look-- there's Calvin and Dave below us. 433 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:51,755 Oh, I wish I could seeCalvin's face right now. 434 00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:54,715 I bet he's loving thisas much as I am. 435 00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:04,290 Oh, my God, you're worse than the owl! 436 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,771 No! Aah! Aah! 437 00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:14,343 Captioning sponsored by CBS 438 00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:17,390 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org