1 00:00:09,705 --> 00:00:12,229 Okay, we're almost there. 2 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,713 Calvin, how you doing on your side? 3 00:00:17,756 --> 00:00:19,149 I'm good. 4 00:00:19,193 --> 00:00:21,021 Oh. 5 00:00:23,936 --> 00:00:25,764 Whoa! What's that? 6 00:00:25,808 --> 00:00:27,070 I have no idea. 7 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:28,811 It just got delivered from my Grandpa Ed. 8 00:00:28,854 --> 00:00:30,552 Well, it's not complainingabout my cooking, 9 00:00:30,595 --> 00:00:32,641 so it can't beGrandma Jean. 10 00:00:32,684 --> 00:00:36,253 All right, well, Calvin,help me open this thing up.All right. 11 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:41,519 Oh, my God! 12 00:00:41,563 --> 00:00:44,696 Hey, cool! It's Rudolph! 13 00:00:45,697 --> 00:00:47,090 So, just to be clear, 14 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:48,744 this is not your grandmother? 15 00:00:51,355 --> 00:00:53,314 I can't believe it. 16 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:55,707 He gave me his moose head. 17 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:57,535 Why would your grandfather send you that? 18 00:00:57,579 --> 00:01:00,843 It looked so good in Michigan where I couldn't see it. 19 00:01:00,886 --> 00:01:03,454 He must've remembered how much I love this thing. You know, 20 00:01:03,498 --> 00:01:04,716 I was actually with him 21 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,937 when he brought this magnificent beast down. 22 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:09,591 I didn't knowyou used to hunt. 23 00:01:09,634 --> 00:01:11,636 Oh, I didn't. We were driving to mini golf, 24 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:14,117 and he hit it on Route 43. 25 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:17,642 I know how you feel, buddy. 26 00:01:17,686 --> 00:01:20,906 I never saw Dave coming, either. 27 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:22,865 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 28 00:01:22,908 --> 00:01:24,084 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 29 00:01:30,829 --> 00:01:32,092 What's up, Dave? 30 00:01:32,135 --> 00:01:35,356 You taking your moose for a walk? 31 00:01:35,399 --> 00:01:37,227 Yeah, you know, I was gonna put it up, 32 00:01:37,271 --> 00:01:38,533 but Gemma and I talked it over 33 00:01:38,576 --> 00:01:40,012 and agreed it should go in the garage. 34 00:01:40,056 --> 00:01:41,840 Oh. Well, I guess we know 35 00:01:41,884 --> 00:01:44,016 who wears the antlers in your house. 36 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:45,844 What's that supposed to mean? 37 00:01:45,888 --> 00:01:52,242 It means you got run over worse than that moose did. 38 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:54,157 You know, Gemma and I are equal partners. 39 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:55,985 We make all of our decisions together. 40 00:01:56,028 --> 00:01:58,901 Let me tell yousomething about marriage, Dave. 41 00:01:58,944 --> 00:02:02,034 Someone always makesthe decisions. 42 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:05,864 And if you don't knowwho that is, it ain't you. 43 00:02:05,908 --> 00:02:08,171 Come on. That is just another one 44 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:11,087 of your old-fashioned relationship theories, 45 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:15,135 like how the husband can't be the little spoon. 46 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:17,485 Trust me, Dave. 47 00:02:17,528 --> 00:02:18,877 Gemma's manipulating you. 48 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:20,662 You watch. 49 00:02:20,705 --> 00:02:23,099 The next time you makea decision, you'll see. 50 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,710 She's callingall the shots. 51 00:02:25,754 --> 00:02:27,277 That's where you're wrong. 52 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:30,715 Being the little spoon was myidea. 53 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:35,198 All I'm saying, if this were my moose head, 54 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:37,940 it would be up on my wall right now 55 00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:40,160 no matter who didn't like it. 56 00:02:40,203 --> 00:02:41,683 Well, in that case, do you want it? 57 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:43,075 No, thank you. 58 00:02:43,119 --> 00:02:45,730 If I wanted some big, goofy face in my living room, 59 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:47,515 I'll invite you over. 60 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:54,739 Oh, hey, babe.Hey. 61 00:02:54,783 --> 00:02:56,915 Junk. 62 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:58,743 Junk. 63 00:02:58,787 --> 00:03:00,919 "Save the children." 64 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:03,270 Junk. 65 00:03:03,313 --> 00:03:04,923 Oh. 66 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:06,142 Oh.What? 67 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,275 Tina, our accountant finished our taxes. 68 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:11,060 Ooh, ooh, ooh, are we getting a refund? 69 00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:12,235 Hold-hold on now, 70 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:13,671 'cause this could go either way. 71 00:03:13,715 --> 00:03:16,239 You're right. You're right.Come on, come on. 72 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:19,199 Lord... 73 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:24,029 everything we haveis because of you. 74 00:03:24,073 --> 00:03:27,511 So please don't make us shareany of it with the government. 75 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:31,994 Amen. 76 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:34,301 A-A-And, Lord, 77 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:35,476 you know I was just playing 78 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:39,262 about not saving the kids, right? 79 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:40,829 Amen.Amen. 80 00:03:40,872 --> 00:03:42,047 Okay. All right. 81 00:03:42,091 --> 00:03:43,266 Ooh, baby, open it. 82 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:45,268 Okay.Oh... 83 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:47,662 Oh... 84 00:03:47,705 --> 00:03:48,663 we gettin' a refund! 85 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:50,882 Ha ha! 86 00:03:50,926 --> 00:03:51,970 Check it out, babe. 87 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:54,234 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.Look at that. 88 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:55,887 And it's even gota comma in it. 89 00:03:55,931 --> 00:03:58,542 You know what that means, right? 90 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:00,370 You bet I do. 91 00:04:00,414 --> 00:04:03,808 BOTH: Money dance! Money dance! Money dance! 92 00:04:03,852 --> 00:04:05,680 Money dance!Money dance! 93 00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:08,509 Ah, oh! Get it, baby, get it.Get it, get it, get it, get it. 94 00:04:08,552 --> 00:04:10,467 Get it, baby, get it.Get it, get it, get it, get it. 95 00:04:10,511 --> 00:04:12,252 Get it. Hey! 96 00:04:16,952 --> 00:04:18,693 You know, stuff like this is the reason 97 00:04:18,736 --> 00:04:21,304 I never have my friends come over. 98 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:22,871 Don't hate, Malcolm. 99 00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:26,135 Your mom and I just found out we getting a fat tax refund. 100 00:04:26,178 --> 00:04:27,267 Yeah, that's great, Pop. 101 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:28,659 Maybe you can use some of that money 102 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:30,444 for the therapy I'm gonna need after seeing this. 103 00:04:30,487 --> 00:04:33,577 Calvin, this is way morethan last year. 104 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:35,057 What are we gonnaspend it on? 105 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:36,885 It is a lot, babe. 106 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:39,366 You know, maybe we can getthat thing that we talked about. 107 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:41,324 Mm, you're right. Mm-hmm. 108 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:42,412 Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm. 109 00:04:42,456 --> 00:04:43,761 Oh, what y'all gonna get? 110 00:04:43,805 --> 00:04:45,720 A massage chair.A trip to Italy. 111 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:51,682 Calvin, I've wanted to go toItaly for years; you know that. 112 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:54,424 Babe, a trip to Italy will be over in a week. 113 00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:57,906 I can eat spaghetti in my massage chair forever. 114 00:04:58,994 --> 00:05:01,083 I'm not gettinga massage chair. 115 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:03,128 And I'm not going to Italy. 116 00:05:04,782 --> 00:05:06,784 I don't know why tax season gets such a bad rap. 117 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:08,046 This is fun. 118 00:05:11,049 --> 00:05:12,660 Oh, hey, honey.How was work? 119 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:14,444 Rough. 120 00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:16,533 I had to fire our Latin teacher. 121 00:05:16,577 --> 00:05:18,056 Really? Why? 122 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:20,320 Turns out she doesn't speak Latin. 123 00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:25,586 For the last six monthsshe's just been making up words. 124 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:30,678 I'm exhausted. What do you say we order dinner in? 125 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:31,722 Oh, yeah. What should we get? 126 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:33,245 I don't care. You pick. 127 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:35,160 You know, Italian sounds good to me. 128 00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:37,032 Mm, perfect. 129 00:05:37,075 --> 00:05:38,555 Although, Chinese sounds good, too. 130 00:05:38,599 --> 00:05:41,341 Okay, then let's do Chinese. 131 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:43,473 Good choice, sweetie. 132 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:45,170 Whatever makes you happy. 133 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:51,960 So, you want to watch something tonight 134 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:53,178 after Grover goes to bed? 135 00:05:53,222 --> 00:05:54,702 Oh, yeah, there's thisnew documentary 136 00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:56,181 that I really want to check out. 137 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:58,706 Great. 138 00:05:58,749 --> 00:06:02,318 Unless you're more in the mood for a romantic comedy. 139 00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:08,193 Sure. 140 00:06:08,237 --> 00:06:09,804 Yay. Let's do that, then. 141 00:06:16,245 --> 00:06:17,377 Uh... 142 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:22,599 You know, summer's coming up, and, uh, 143 00:06:22,643 --> 00:06:25,297 we should really decide what camp to send Grover to. 144 00:06:25,341 --> 00:06:27,822 Good thinking. Is there one that you're leaning towards? 145 00:06:27,865 --> 00:06:29,389 I don't know, is... 146 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:31,347 is there one you're leaning towards? 147 00:06:33,175 --> 00:06:36,091 Honestly, I haven't had time to give it much thought. 148 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:39,616 Well, I was thinking soccer camp. 149 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:41,662 Then soccer camp it is. 150 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:48,756 Really? 151 00:06:48,799 --> 00:06:50,410 Yeah. Totally. 152 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:52,716 All right. 153 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:58,374 Although maybe art camp would be fun. 154 00:07:00,637 --> 00:07:01,856 Terrific. 155 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:06,034 Good choice, sweetie. 156 00:07:06,077 --> 00:07:08,558 I love it when you take control. 157 00:07:16,479 --> 00:07:17,872 What's up, Pop? What's that? 158 00:07:17,915 --> 00:07:20,701 It's a gift basket for your mother. 159 00:07:20,744 --> 00:07:24,095 It's my way of telling her we're going to Italy. 160 00:07:26,315 --> 00:07:29,231 All right, check you out, Pop,being a good husband, 161 00:07:29,274 --> 00:07:30,841 taking your wife on her trip. 162 00:07:30,885 --> 00:07:32,582 Oh, I'm a great husband.Yeah. 163 00:07:32,626 --> 00:07:33,931 But we ain't going nowhere. 164 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,719 I'm getting my massage chair. 165 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:41,025 Wait, say what? 166 00:07:41,069 --> 00:07:42,810 It's simple. 167 00:07:42,853 --> 00:07:45,508 See, when she sees that I put what she wants 168 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:47,379 above what I want, 169 00:07:47,423 --> 00:07:50,513 she'll feel way too guilty to accept the trip, 170 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:53,037 and tell me to get my massage chair. 171 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:59,087 It's like they say: guilty wife, happy life. 172 00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:04,266 Hey, who's that for? 173 00:08:04,309 --> 00:08:07,225 Aha. This is for you. 174 00:08:07,269 --> 00:08:10,098 It's my way of telling you that we are going to Italy. 175 00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:11,534 The real one. 176 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:13,362 Not the little one downtown. 177 00:08:13,405 --> 00:08:16,321 Oh, my God, are...are you serious? 178 00:08:16,365 --> 00:08:17,714 Am I really going to Italy? 179 00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:19,499 Would I lie to you? 180 00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:25,069 You and I are going to roam around Rome 181 00:08:25,113 --> 00:08:28,116 and get it on in Milan. 182 00:08:28,159 --> 00:08:30,771 Well, baby, what aboutyour massage chair? 183 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:33,774 Eh, you know, the more I thought about it, 184 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:38,561 I just didn't feel right puttingwhat I want over what you want. 185 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:40,345 No... 186 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:42,173 I'm just not that guy. 187 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:45,263 Malcolm, can you believethis man?! 188 00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:46,308 No. 189 00:08:48,702 --> 00:08:50,747 Both of you need to stop. Okay? 190 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,749 Especially you, Malcolm. 191 00:08:55,317 --> 00:08:59,016 Baby, you know what,this is so sweet of you, but... 192 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:00,801 I can't accept these. 193 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:03,499 What? 194 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,545 Why ever would you say such a thing? 195 00:09:08,156 --> 00:09:10,158 Because if we went to Italy, 196 00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:11,942 the whole time,I'd feel guilty 197 00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:14,728 because you gave upwhat you wanted for me. 198 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,819 Do you think you canreturn the tickets? 199 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:22,910 I don't know, babe, uh... Oh, yeah. 200 00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:25,565 Look at there. Looks like I didget the refundable ones, so... 201 00:09:25,608 --> 00:09:28,176 Oh. Great. Great. 202 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:29,525 And, baby, you know what? 203 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,483 I want you to take that money, 204 00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:33,921 and you get yourselfthat massage chair. 205 00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:35,183 Massage chair?Yeah. 206 00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:38,752 What? Oh, that. No. 207 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:42,320 Yes. Yes! Yes. 208 00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:46,194 That. Because you deserve it. 209 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,990 Well, Pop, I hope you're proud of yourself. 210 00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,339 I am. 211 00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:05,648 Because the gift basket is refundable, too. 212 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,567 Hey, sweetie, we're-- 213 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,396 Holy moly! That's the moose head. 214 00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:19,270 Oh, hey, guys. What do you think? 215 00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:21,882 I think it's awesome. 216 00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:25,102 We have something dead on our wall. 217 00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:27,801 Ha. You got that right, bud. And more good news. 218 00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:30,107 We're having Italian for dinner. 219 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:39,073 And you knowwhat the best part is? 220 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:40,640 No matter where you are, 221 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,642 it always feelslike he's looking at you. 222 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:45,819 Sweetie, 223 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,211 could I talk to Dadfor a minute? 224 00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:48,865 Can I have ice cream while you talk? 225 00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,824 Sure.Take your time. 226 00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:54,523 Dave, what the hell is going on? 227 00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:57,395 I thought we decided that the moose was going in the garage. 228 00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:59,397 You know,here's the truth. 229 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:01,530 Last night, I realizedsomething about the way 230 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:03,619 that you and Imake all of our decisions. 231 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,925 What's that?Well... 232 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:07,536 that you make all of our decisions. 233 00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,756 What are you talking about? 234 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:12,367 Look, I-I don't know if you're conscious of this or not, 235 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,108 but when you want something, 236 00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:15,849 you can be a little... 237 00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,938 manipulative. 238 00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:19,722 Oh, come on. 239 00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,245 I don't think you mean that. 240 00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:24,205 You just did it right there! 241 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,296 Okay, if I'm so "manipulative," 242 00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:30,733 then why do I always ask you for your opinion? 243 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:31,952 I honestly don't know. 244 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,433 But think about it. 245 00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:37,697 You know, whether it'swhat's for dinner 246 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,350 or Grover's summer camp, 247 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:41,091 you ask me what I want 248 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:44,007 and then you pickwhatever you wanted all along. 249 00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:45,617 Dave, you're being ridiculous. 250 00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:46,793 Maybe I am. 251 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,751 But you know what? 252 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:52,712 I like the moose head. 253 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:56,324 And since you care so much about myopinion, 254 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,152 I say it stays. 255 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:01,242 Oh. Look at that. 256 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:02,591 That's our Italian. 257 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,943 Ooh, yeah. 258 00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,249 That's right. 259 00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:10,686 Get on up in there. Don't be shy. 260 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,430 Let's see if we can take it up a level with, uh... 261 00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:18,476 Ooh, vibration. 262 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,439 Man, you're stillin that thing? 263 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:25,527 Hell yeah. 264 00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,922 The only downside is 265 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:32,142 I'm vibrating so hard, I see two of you. 266 00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:35,145 Well, I can't believe you're okay fooling Mom like this. 267 00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:36,973 What kind of a husband does that? 268 00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:39,062 A good one. 269 00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:40,498 You know, 270 00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:42,152 not every man cares enough 271 00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,459 to trick his wife into being happy. 272 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:49,072 Okay, well,I will see you guys later. 273 00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,334 All right. Where you going? 274 00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:52,510 Well, I'm gonna pop over to see Gemma, 275 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:53,729 then head to the market. 276 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,384 I am making you a special dinner tonight. 277 00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:57,559 What's the occasion? 278 00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:58,821 You are. 279 00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:02,259 You know,you giving up your massage chair 280 00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:04,000 just to make me happy just reminded me 281 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:06,568 of how lucky I am to have a husband like you. 282 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,181 Oh. 283 00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:14,054 Wow, Pop. 284 00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:16,796 Look how selflessMom is being. 285 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,580 She must've learned that from you. 286 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,191 I'll see you later. 287 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,154 How you feel now? 288 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,590 Terrible. 289 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,853 I'm sitting in a massage chair. 290 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,899 I'm getting a special dinner. 291 00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:35,379 My wife loves me. 292 00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:38,687 Why does everything happen to me? 293 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,647 Hey, Tina.Hey, girl. 294 00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,040 I just stopped by to-- 295 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:46,390 Damn, Gemma! 296 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:50,264 Why is there a cow on your wall? 297 00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,441 Dave insisted on putting it up. 298 00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,095 If there was any room next to it, 299 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,618 I'd put his head up there. 300 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,142 Well, if you hate it so much, 301 00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:00,840 then tell him to take it down. 302 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:04,800 I did, and he accused me of being manipulative. 303 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:05,975 Oh, wow. 304 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,021 So he figured it out. 305 00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,589 Figured what out? 306 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,722 That you manipulate him sometimes. 307 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:14,897 I do not. 308 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,159 It's okay, Gemma. 309 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:17,682 All good wives do. 310 00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:20,860 It's how we let our husbands think they're in charge. 311 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,558 You know what they say-- 312 00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:25,777 sneaky wife, happy life. 313 00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:28,128 That's ridiculous. 314 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,520 No, it's not. 315 00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,914 In fact, I am manipulating Calvin 316 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,568 right now. 317 00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:34,917 You are? 318 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:37,702 Yeah. He tried to be slick with our tax refund, 319 00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:40,836 but I saw his ass coming. 320 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,230 Right now, he's in his brand-new massage chair 321 00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:45,014 feeling like the worst husband ever. 322 00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:47,016 And the only thing that's gonna make him feel better 323 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,235 is taking me to Italy. 324 00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:49,976 Home of Pinocchio, 325 00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,717 another puppet who thought he was a real boy. 326 00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:56,069 Tina,that's terrible.Mm. 327 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:58,941 Do you think it would work for me? 328 00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,944 Nah. At this point, there's only one thing you can do. 329 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,773 You got to find something that he hates just as much 330 00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:07,297 as you hate that stupid thing. 331 00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,952 Well, there is one thing he absolutely hates 332 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:12,172 more than anything in the world. 333 00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:13,347 See? There you go. 334 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,436 Now you're thinking like a good wife. 335 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,659 :Just put that over there. 336 00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:25,620 Hey, what are you guys doing? 337 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:28,014 Pop had a change of heart. 338 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:32,670 Yeah, I'm returning the chair. 339 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:34,716 What?! 340 00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:38,502 I changed my mind, babe. I'm taking you to Italy. 341 00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:41,244 Oh... Whoa, whoa. 342 00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:45,161 : Now, t-this is comingout of left field. 343 00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:48,121 You know, I just couldn't accept this chair 344 00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:51,472 knowing that you gave up what you wanted for me. 345 00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,996 Aw. 346 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,565 Baby, I don't, I don't think you should be doing this. 347 00:15:57,608 --> 00:16:00,307 Tina, I'm in charge here. 348 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,008 And we are going to Italy. 349 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,054 Okay. 350 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:10,012 Uh-huh. 351 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,449 You know I love a man who's in control. 352 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,451 Mm-hmm. 353 00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:17,237 Ooh! Oh, I am so excited. 354 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:20,327 I'm-a put these groceries away and then book that hotel. 355 00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:21,763 I mean, look at hotels. 356 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:29,727 That's a good woman right there, boy. 357 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,829 Gemma! 358 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,267 Hey, sweetie, what's up? 359 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,182 What is your aunt's creepy doll collection 360 00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,400 doing down here? 361 00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,402 Well, I was up in the attic 362 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,404 and I came across themand I thought, 363 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,798 "These would look great in the living room," you know? 364 00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,062 You know that these dolls freak me out. 365 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,716 Are you honestly gonna tell me that at least half of them 366 00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:03,065 didn't kill their owners? 367 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,067 Well, they're not going anywhere 368 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,851 until you takethat thing down. 369 00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:10,072 Okay, all right. Nice try, Gemma. 370 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:13,641 But it's not gonna work, becauseyou made a classic mistake. 371 00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,643 What?You brought dolls 372 00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:18,037 to a moose fight. 373 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,477 If you think I made a mistake,you must have forgotten about... 374 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:27,046 ...Eleanor. 375 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,483 Eleanor. 376 00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:33,052 I'd be careful what you say in front of her, Dave. 377 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:36,490 You know how mad she gets. 378 00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,840 Gemma, I'm serious. I'm not afraid to hit a doll. 379 00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,975 DOLL : Whee, let's play! 380 00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,499 No! 381 00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,460 Uh-oh, Dave. 382 00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:52,854 You hurt Eleanor's friend. 383 00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:55,509 You better keep an eye out. 384 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,511 Just like she does. 385 00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,991 Gemma, I'm not takingthat moose head down. 386 00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,602 What was that? Oh. 387 00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,821 Well, Eleanor told me she's afraid of it, 388 00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:08,087 so she's gonna have to sleep with us. 389 00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:15,877 Fine! 390 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,185 Fine! I'll takethe moose head down. 391 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,187 Thank you. 392 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,841 Yeah, but just so you know,I'm n-- I'm not making this up. 393 00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:26,235 You make all the decisions for us. 394 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:27,845 That is not true. 395 00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:30,805 Yes, it is. Name one decision that I've made around here. 396 00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,807 You picked the TV. 397 00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,809 Nope. I wanted a bigger screen. 398 00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:37,028 Okay. You picked the couch. 399 00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,378 No, I wanted leather. 400 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:41,120 You said that I could sit on my baseball glove. 401 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:43,905 Okay, well, 402 00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,211 what about this tacky lamp? 403 00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:46,647 You must have picked that. 404 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,736 That was a wedding gift from your mother. 405 00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:54,307 I actually kind of like it. 406 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,917 Oh, my God. 407 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,138 Do I really make all the decisions for us? 408 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,618 Sometimes I wonder if I even picked little spoon. 409 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:07,102 Oh, sweetie. 410 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:10,627 I had no ideaI was doing that to you. 411 00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:12,412 I am so sorry. 412 00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:16,024 It-It's okay, I-I didn't realize you were, either. 413 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,635 That's how good you are. 414 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:22,117 Okay, well, now that I know, I promise 415 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,511 to do a better job of listening to you. 416 00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:26,121 Thank you. 417 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,342 And you promise not to put anymore severed heads on our wall? 418 00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:34,564 I'll try. 419 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,916 Okay, I'll put the dolls away. 420 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:42,224 All right. I'm gonna start taking down this moose head. 421 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,661 Or, there is something else we could do. 422 00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:47,751 What's that?We could go upstairsand have sex. 423 00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,666 Like I said, you always know best. 424 00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,719 Hey. Be gentle with her. 425 00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,155 And don't worry, girl. 426 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:04,507 No matter how far they take you,I will find you. 427 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:07,945 Hey, Calvin. 428 00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:09,512 Getting rid of the chair, huh? 429 00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:12,689 Yeah. Tina didn'twant me to, but, uh, 430 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,300 I'm the man of the house. 431 00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:17,955 I'm the one who makes our decisions. 432 00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:21,785 Looks like Gemma finally madeyou take down your moose. 433 00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:24,005 No. I decided to do it. 434 00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:26,964 After all, I'm the man of the house, too. 435 00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:28,749 Well, good for you. 436 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:32,492 ELEANOR: Peekaboo. I see you. 437 00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,276 What's that? 438 00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:43,285 :It's Eleanor. 439 00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:46,245 Dave, it's just a dumb doll. 440 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:47,637 Why are you so scared? 441 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:51,293 Because I locked herin the attic 30 minutes ago. 442 00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,208 ELEANOR: Hi, Calvin. 443 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,036 Do you like to play? 444 00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,431 Oh, hell no. That's the devil's toy! 445 00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:00,171 Go! Go, Dave!