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Oh, Lord, not today.

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Hey, Calvin, greetings...

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from the future.

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Goodbye... from the now.

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Just checking out
this sweet ride

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to make sure it's
safe for Grover.

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Have you fallenon your ass yet?

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Not yet.

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Oh, well, then,looks like I have a few minutes.

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Now, I always test out Grover's
toys before I give them to him.

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I've swallowed
every size Lego there is

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to make sure
they're not a choking hazard.

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Turns out, some of them are.

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Dave, I got to get to work,so if you're gonna fall,

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you know, let's make it happen.

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Actually,

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I'm starting
to get the hang of this thing.

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It's a lot easier
than it looks!

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Whoa, whoa!
Dave, watch out!

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Oh!

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Hey, man, are you all right?

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Yes, but...

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Did you see that
idiot out there?

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Yeah, that speeding caralmost hit him.

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Are you sure you're okay?

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Yeah, I'm-I'm
fine, thanks.

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Well, good. Well, look,I'm late for work, but, um,

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this was totally worth it.

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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Oh, hey, Dave.

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Hey, Calvin. I need
your signature.

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I told you,
I am not autographing

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that picture of us at Benihanas.

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I'm not here
for that.

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But FYI, everyone else
at the table signed it.

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Look, I'm sorry, Dave.

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I don't want Calvin
signing anything.

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I'm still trying to get him outof that damn record club.

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Three years and 20 more CDs,

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and I'm scot-free.

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Well, you know, actually,
after yesterday,

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I decided to do something
about all the speeders.

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It turns out
there's a new navigation app

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that's sending cars downour street to beat the traffic.

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You know, I usedone of those things once.

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The stupid thing told me

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to drive throughsomeone's backyard.

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But on the plus side,I saved about three minutes.

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Well, you know,

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I did some research, and the
city will put in a speed bump

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if I get a signature from
everyone on the street.

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You're my first stop.

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And your last one.

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A white guy goingdoor-to-door for signatures

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in this neighborhood?

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Nice knowing you, Dave.

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What Calvin is
trying to say--

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people around here are a little
suspicious of getting scammed.

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You know? Dwayne Wilson
thought he was signing up

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for free HBO
and ended up in the Marines.

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Poor bastard just made colonel.

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Well, if
door-to-door

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isn't gonna work,
what should I do?

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Well, first,if you want people

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to sign anything around here,

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you got to earn their trust.
Mm.

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Well, how do I do that?

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Well, I mean,
they're all individuals, Dave.

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For example,Trey likes to talk about sports

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and how paternity tests
can be wrong sometimes.

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And Old Miss Kim likestalking about Bingo, her garden

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and how her milkshakebrings all the boys to the yard.

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And whatever you do,

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do not ask Little Hatchet
how she got her nickname.

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Or why she got a
divorce, but they're

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basically both
the same story.Basically the same story.

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Man, it sounds like I've bit offmore than I can chew.

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This is that Lego fireman
all over again.

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Dave, just invite
everybody over,

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give them some food,
and they'll sign.

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It'll only work
if you do one thing.

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Feed 'em catfish and cornbread.

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Why that?

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Because that's
what I'm in the mood for.

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Hey, G-man,

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what are you doing?

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Just playing soccer in my head.

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Hey, I just scored!

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Well, I used to pretendlike that in my head.

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Except instead of soccer,it was girls.

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Yeah, but you
never scored.

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So, why are you just
pretending to play

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when you got this whole lawn
right here?

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Since my dad almost got hit
by a car,

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my mom won't let me play
near the street.

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She's being crazy.

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No, I just think she's beingcautious and protective.

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No, she's being crazy. Watch.

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Grover, I told you
to stay on the porch!Whoa!

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Wow, Gemma. You got here
before your voice did.

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Sorry.

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I'm just so worried about
Grover getting hurt.

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You know, with all the cars
zipping up and down the street.

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Yeah, we get it.

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Our mom was afraid of
a lot of stuff, too.

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We spent half our childhood
locked up like Grover here

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in porch jail.

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Yeah, she put us in therefor earthquakes, pit bulls,

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that guywith the ice cream truck

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that never hadany ice cream.

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Well, hey, we are goingto check out the Pasadena fair.

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Why don't you let us take
Grover with us?

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Can I, Mom, please?

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I don't know.

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Do you promise notto do anything dangerous?

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Oh, absolutely.

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I guarantee we will have

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a no-fun, danger-free,
super-boring time.

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Uh, I'm not sure
I want to go anymore.

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Hey, zip it, kid, we're
trying to break you out.

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I haven't

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seen this much of
the block in one place

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since Colonel Wilson
got home from Iraq.

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And everyone isloving my food.

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No one's even noticed thatthe catfish is actually tofu.

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Uh-uh. This ain't right.

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Calvin, you were right.This was the perfect way

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to get the whole streeton board for the speed bump.

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What can I say, Dave?
These are my people.

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I love them,
and they love me.

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Out of the way, jackass.

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Who's that?Oh, that's Walter.

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That's the jerk that lives
on the other side of me.

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Oh, man, I've never seen him
outside of the house before.

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Yeah, because he only
comes out at night,

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like bats and vampires.

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Well, now that everybody's here,let's... let's get started.

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Okay, uh, if I could have
everyone's attention, please.

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An easel? Is he gonna talk abouta speed bump or paint one?

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Dave lovesgiving presentations.

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One time I asked him why,

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and he answeredwith a ten-minute presentation.

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Okay, now, I don't want to taketoo much of your time,

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so I'll just get right to it.

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Pasadena.

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Jewel of the San Gabriel Valley.

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Established in 1874,
but, you know,

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oddly, not incorporated until...

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How long is this gonna take?

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I have plans
with a gentleman tonight,

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and I'm hoping
he's not gonna be a gentleman.

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LITTLE HATCHET:Yeah.

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And I got a cable guy coming
between now and Friday.

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Hey, hey, Dave, you-you maywant to speed this up.

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Yeah, got it. Okay, uh,

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skipping
the Industrial Revolution,

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the sinking of the Titanic,
uh, World War I...

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The automobile.

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I'm out.

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It's not worththe free food.

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I can come over earlier.

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Got to go.

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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.
All right, hold up, everybody.

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Come on now.

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I want to walk out on Dave
just as much as you do,

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but he actually has
something important to say.

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More important than this sweet
piece of meat right here?

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Okay, all right, guys.

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Look, we've all seen how fast

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these cars have beengoing down our streets.

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And I think it's timewe do something about it.

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That's true.WOMAN:
You got a point.

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That is true.CALVIN:
Hey, come on out here, Dave.

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Come on now.
Come on now.

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Thank you, Calvin, and, look,

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I'll-I'll cut
right to the chase.

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To quote Henry Ford...Oh, you know what?

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To quote Calvin Butler,if you sign, you can leave.

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So, how's thatdeep-fried pickle?

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It's pretty
disgusting. Um,

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some things should not be
battered and put on a stick.

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Ooh, deep-fried butter.

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Whoa!Oh.

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Can we go
on that roller coaster?

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Uh, sorry, little man.
We promised your mom

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we wouldn't do
anything dangerous.

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And we already pushed our luckwith the petting zoo.

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That pygmy goat triedto eat my jacket.

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Hey, how about we go
on the Ferris wheel?

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Ferris wheel?
That's the lamest ride here.

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Well, we can go back
to the bounce house.

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And if you promiseto be careful,

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this timewe'll let you jump.

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Fine, we'll go
on the stupid Ferris wheel.

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But you guys are boring.

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That kid's not as cute
as he used to be.

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Thank you.

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Oh, thank you so much.

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Yeah, good.Oh, here you go.

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Now, you surethis not for the Marines?

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Hmm.

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You'd be a lot safer
joining the Marines

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than going over to
Miss Kim's tonight.

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I know. Pray for me.

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Hey, thanks for
backing me up, Calvin.

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Everyone's signing
the petition.

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Well, nothing'smore important to me

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than the safetyof our neighborhood.

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I'll do anythingto protect these kids.

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Oh, hey, Walter.
If you could just sign

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on the last spot
right there.

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Oh, yeah, I'd...I-I'd be happy to

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if Calvin finally agrees to movehis fence off of my property.

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Well, Dave, we tried.

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Hey, Calvin, what
was that all about?

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That fool thinks my fence issix inches onto his property.

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Is it?Whose side are you on, Dave?

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Calvin, Walter's
the last signature we need

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to get the speed bump.

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Look, that fence has been theresince I moved in,

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and I'm not moving it now.

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Plus, if I give in to him once,it won't stop there.

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I'm telling you, Dave,
kindness is a slippery slope.

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Well, okay, Calvin,
that's not true.

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Oh, yes, it is.
I said hello to you once,

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and look at us now.

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Okay, well, if you won't move,

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then how are we gonna get
the speed bump?

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Oh, that's easy.
Gonna wait for him to die.

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Hey, besides, I got youall those other signatures.

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Yeah, which mean
absolutely nothing

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if we don't get Walter's.

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Well, I'm sorry, Dave.

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If it makes you feel any better,

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I'll sign the picture
of us at Benihana.

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It's too late.

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I already forged it.

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Ha-ha!

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Wow! What a view!

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Yeah, check this
out, little man.

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You can see everything
from up here.

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Like how much fun
they're having over there

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on the roller coaster!

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Are you kidding?

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That doesn't looklike much fun at all.

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We are totally coming back heretomorrow.

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Whoa!
Whoa!

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Whoa!Hey, now, hey!

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What just happened?

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Uh, I don't know.

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Hey, maybe they're
just letting more riders on.

253
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:31,081
Uh, or...

254
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,517
maybe the motorjust caught on fire,

255
00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:35,129
and the operator triedto put it out with his beer!

256
00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:36,957
Seriously?

257
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,176
Hey, hey, look, it's
okay, little man.

258
00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:41,396
All right? Everything
is gonna be fine.

259
00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:42,963
It's not fine.

260
00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,355
It's awesome!

261
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:46,009
What? Oh!Finally, some realfun.

262
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:48,142
Whoa!No!

263
00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:53,756
Calvin Butler.

264
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,845
What is wrong with you?

265
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:57,455
I would say nothing,
but I'm sure

266
00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,066
you're about
to tell me different.

267
00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:02,112
You're damn right I am.

268
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,201
Dave just told mewhat happened.

269
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,029
I cannot believe
after all of these years

270
00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:08,031
you're still fighting
over that stupid fence.

271
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:11,208
Why does Walter care so much
about six inches?

272
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,862
Well, why do you care so much?

273
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:14,429
It's six inches.

274
00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:17,911
Is it about the money?

275
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:20,391
I mean, it can't bethat expensive to move a fence.

276
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:22,393
No, it's not about that.
It's about the principle.

277
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,178
And it's like
my father always said:

278
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:27,007
"A man's fence is
a man's fence."

279
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,574
When did your father say that?

280
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,968
Whose side are you on, Tina?

281
00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:34,231
Is your pridemore important

282
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:37,060
than the safety of the kids
in this neighborhood?

283
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:40,063
Nah, babe. Don't try to make
this whole speed bump thing

284
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:41,543
about safety.

285
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:45,329
Okay...

286
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:47,418
when Malcolm and
Marty were little,

287
00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:50,247
you did everything in your
power to keep them safe.

288
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,467
You even used
to make Marty wear a helmet

289
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,469
just to play hide-and-seek.

290
00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:57,167
I made him wear that thingall the time.

291
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,517
The kid had no balance.

292
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:01,302
Okay.

293
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:03,826
When Malcolm said
that he was old enough

294
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:06,524
to take his bike to the park,
you followed him in your car

295
00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,439
just to make sure
he got there safely.

296
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:09,571
I had to.

297
00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:11,921
He was pulling Marty in a wagon.

298
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:14,402
That boy fell out
every two blocks.

299
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,189
Come on, babe.

300
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:20,495
You love Grover.

301
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:25,108
Doesn't he deserve to be
just as safe as our boys were?

302
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,589
Yeah, I guess.

303
00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:31,114
That's my big papa bear.

304
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:33,508
Taking careof all the little cubs.

305
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:36,903
Yeah, you know me, huh?

306
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,948
Always looking out for
the neighborhood kids.

307
00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:40,254
Mmm.

308
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,603
Oh. You know what?What?

309
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,257
That gives me an idea.What?

310
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:46,086
I can underpay them
to move the fence.

311
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:52,092
Yeah!

312
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:56,052
Whoa, whoa, whoa! You have got
to cut that out, little man.

313
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,967
You have got to stop.

314
00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:01,841
This rocking is not helpingthat deep-fried pizza stay down.

315
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,627
What? When did you eat that?

316
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:08,151
When you guys were
in the bathroom.

317
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:10,501
You two are no fun.

318
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,503
You're just as bad as my mom.

319
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:15,115
Hey, look, don't be
so hard on her, okay?

320
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,986
She just wants
to keep you safe.

321
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:19,554
Why? I'm not a baby.

322
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,295
Yeah, I know.
The only reason

323
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,297
your mom is so
overprotective

324
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,952
is because of how much
she cares about you.

325
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:28,171
Yeah, i-if you see a kid
having too much fun,

326
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,217
that means
his mom doesn't love him.

327
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:34,264
So, that kid
in front of the roller coaster

328
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,571
with his hands
up in the air...

329
00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:39,922
You mean the one eating that
corn dog with no shirt on?

330
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,969
Yeah. His mama
don't even know he's here.

331
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:46,276
Wow. That's sad.

332
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,930
Exactly.

333
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,933
So every time your mom
tells you, stop running,

334
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,283
tie your shoes,
or be careful,

335
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:56,547
what she's really saying
is she loves you.

336
00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:59,072
I guess I'm pretty lucky.

337
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:00,943
You sure are.

338
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:03,946
Which means she's gonna besuper mad when she finds out

339
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,295
you got me stuck up here.

340
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,516
Uh, no, she won't,
no, she won't.

341
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,735
Because we're fine.
Right, Marty?

342
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,259
Yeah, yeah.
We-We're-we're totally safe.

343
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:13,564
This kind of thing happens
all the time.

344
00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:17,090
Oh, thank you, Jesus!Ah, we are gonna live!

345
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:21,659
Thanks so much for
doing this, Calvin.

346
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,574
Did Tina change
your mind?

347
00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:26,403
No. I was alwaysgonna do it.

348
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,449
I just needed to knowhow committed youwere.

349
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,974
Well, you're doing
the right thing,

350
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,020
and I, for one,
appreciate it.

351
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:36,065
Do youappreciate it enough

352
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:38,459
to give me six incheson yourproperty?

353
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,069
Sorry, Calvin.

354
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,984
It's like my dad
used to say:

355
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,943
"A man's fence is
a man's fence."

356
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,644
Damn. You're not Miss Kim.

357
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,604
Look, Walter, I need
to talk to you.

358
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,476
Oh, wha-what are you here
to steal now?

359
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:57,130
My Wi-Fi password?

360
00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:58,479
I'll give youa hint.

361
00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:01,743
It's "Calvin"
and four other letters.

362
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:04,485
Look, man,

363
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:07,618
I just came over here to say
if you sign Dave's petition,

364
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,577
I'll move the damn fence.

365
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:12,319
Great. I was waiting
for you to die.

366
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,018
Walter, I really appreciate it.

367
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:19,979
Just sign right under where Treywrote "Not joining Marines."

368
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,503
Okay.

369
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,635
But actually,
since it took you this long,

370
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:27,116
maybe I should charge you
a little interest.

371
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,640
How about we move that fence
a full foot?

372
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,033
What?

373
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,122
I got a full
foot for you.

374
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,645
You know...Oh, okay, all right, all right.

375
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,038
Calvin, calm down.

376
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,518
We need that speed bump.
Please.

377
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,608
All right. But
this ain't for you.

378
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:43,132
This is for the kids.

379
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,178
Well, in that case,
let's move it two feet--

380
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,484
one for me and one for the kids.

381
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:50,183
Oh, to hell with you!

382
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,750
You know what, I can't believeyou're trying to pull this crap,

383
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:55,188
after all the stuff I let you
slide with over the years.

384
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,059
What have you let slide?

385
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,278
Are you kidding me?

386
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:01,194
Do you know how many
of your old roof tiles

387
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,283
have flown over into my yard?

388
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:06,068
And what about the
floodlights you put up?

389
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,418
They're just shining bright
all night in my bedroom.

390
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:11,160
Every time I get up
to go to the bathroom,

391
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,032
it feels like a prison break.

392
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,123
Not my problem.

393
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,212
A-Actually,
Walter, it is.

394
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,170
According to the
Pasadena Zoning Manual,

395
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:24,478
those are both residential
C-1 violations.

396
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:25,566
So?

397
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,307
So, if the city
inspector finds out,

398
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:30,527
you're staring down the barrel
of some pretty hefty fines.

399
00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:31,702
He is?

400
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:34,444
You are.

401
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:39,319
Yeah, you know, and now that I'mlooking around, there's no way

402
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,712
that this half-saddle door
threshold is up to code.

403
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:44,324
And don't even get me started
on the enclosed breezeway,

404
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:48,110
which is clearly within fivefeet of a multi-person dwelling.

405
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:52,767
Do not get him started
on breezeways.

406
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:57,119
Well, hold on, now, we don't
have to get into all of that.

407
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,555
You're right, we don't.

408
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,818
Because you're gonna
sign that petition,

409
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,604
and we're gonna put up a speed
bump to protect these kids.

410
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:05,432
Are we clear?

411
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:07,390
Crystal, baby.

412
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,396
Fine. You win.

413
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,531
But that catfish
at your party sucked.

414
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,100
Give me my pen.

415
00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,234
Damn, Dave,that was gangsta, man.

416
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:28,237
Yeah, you want to hear
something even more gangsta?

417
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:30,370
I just made all
that stuff up.

418
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:30,805
I don't even know
what a breezeway is.

419
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:40,684
This is so great.

420
00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:43,296
That speed bump is really gonna
slow people down around here.

421
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:46,255
Yeah, and it's short enoughthat I could just zip around it.

422
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,607
Mom, does this mean
I can play outside again?

423
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,740
Yes. But not near the street,

424
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:56,178
not after dark,
and never without supervision.

425
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,875
I love you, too.

426
00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:01,749
Can I go inside
and play on my iPad?

427
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,490
Okay.

428
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:07,146
What was I thinking?
He could get carpal tunnel.

429
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:11,976
Look at that
speed bump.

430
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,630
Isn't she
beautiful?

431
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:16,851
Yeah. It reminds me of you.

432
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:18,287
Mm.Black,

433
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,680
curvy...

434
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:22,335
and makes me want to slow
down and take my time.

435
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:23,510
Oh...

436
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,949
Oh, now I'm gonna feel guilty
every time I run over it.

437
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:32,301
But, seriously, you did a
good thing for the community.

438
00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,216
You should be proud
of yourself.

439
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,305
Well, I'm glad
you feel that way.

440
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,960
Because I've
decided...

441
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:41,615
I'm not stopping here.

442
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,231
What do you think?

443
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:50,711
You're running for city council?

444
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,582
Yeah.You're kidding, right?

445
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:54,236
Nope. You know,
getting this done

446
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,977
really woke up
my sense of civic duty.

447
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,762
Plus, I've always wanted to seemy face on a button.

448
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:02,375
So, if you win,

449
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:05,291
won't that mean you'll be super
busy doing government stuff

450
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:09,251
and won't have the time to
hang around here as much?

451
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:10,600
I'm afraid so.

452
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:12,646
Hmm.
Well, in
that case,

453
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:13,951
you got myvote.

454
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