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Thanks again, Calvin,
for helping with this.

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I have no idea
what's stuck in there.

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No problem. You know,
normally I would say

4
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this is a job
for your husband,

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but then I remembered
you're married to Dave.

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Where is he anyway?

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Band practice.

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He started one with some
of the other dads at the school.

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Oh.What's it called--

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"Earth, Wind & No Fire"?

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Uh, oh,
they bring the fire.

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Dave looks so hot up on stage.

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If I wasn't the principal,
I'd totally take my bra off

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and throw it at him.

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I feel that way
whenever Calvin fixes something.

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I wear the one with tassels
whenever it's a big job.

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[metallic clinking]Okay, all right,
I think I got it.

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Ah. It's just a spoon.

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Well, I can't leave these girls
hanging for that one,

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but good job, baby.

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[laughs]

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Hey, sweetie.
How was band practice?

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Ah, terrible. You're never
gonna believe what happened.

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Let me guess. You realized
you formed a dad band?

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No. We were
in the middle of practice

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when our lead singer Neil
blew out his vocal cords.

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Oh, no. Was he going
for the high note?

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No, a spider landed on
the microphone and he screamed.

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But you guys were supposed

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to play the school fundraiser
next week.

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You've got to find
another singer.

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Are you kidding?

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Gemma, you can't just
replace someone like Neil.

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I mean, Neil has stage
presence, he has flair.

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Plus, he's the only
dad at the school

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that actually makes
a ponytail look cool.

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Well, if it'd
help you out,

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I'd be happy
to be your lead singer.

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[gasps]You-you would?

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Oh, my God,
that's a great idea!

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Tina, you're like a
professional-level singer.

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You don't want to
embarrass yourself

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playing with a bunch
of no-talent hacks.

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No offense.

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I think it'd be fun.

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So, what do you say, Dave?

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I say congratulations.Ah!

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You are officially
the new lead singer

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of The Dadditudes.Yeah!

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[quietly]:
Dadditudes?

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Here you go, babe.

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You can use this spoon
to gag yourself.

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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[playing warm-up music]

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See the cute guitarist?

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He's my boyfriend.

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Look, I'm glad that you
and Dad love each other,

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but do me a favor and
keep it to yourself.

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[scoffs]

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Hey, everyone.Sorry I'm late.

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It's not her fault.

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I was working on
the furnace at home.

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And what can I say?
Things got hot.

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Oh, seriously,

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what is it
with you married people?

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Come on, Calvin.

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The groupie section'sover here.

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Well, I'm a man, Gemma.

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I can't be called
a groupie.

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I prefer the term
"bodyguard with benefits."

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Ooh.

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Hey, so, guys,
let me introduce you

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to Tina.Tina, this is the guys.

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Brett, Phil.Hey.TINA: Hey.

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Hey, so did you get a chanceto check out the set list?

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Oh, yeah. I love the Pat
Benatar song we're doing.

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♪ You're a heartbreaker

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♪ Dream maker, love taker,don't you mess around with me. ♪

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Oh, my God, she's amazing.

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I know. If I had that
bra with the tassels

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she left by the furnace, I woulddefinitely throw it at her.

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[laughs]

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Hey, hey, little bro.
Hey.

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I hope you have not eaten,because dinner is on me.

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[chuckles]Oh, no.

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You're being nice.

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What did you do to me
that I don't know about yet?

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Will you relax?

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We are celebrating
because I got a raise today.

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But since I'min a good mood,

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don't use your shampoo.

93
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Wait. JPL gave you a raise

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after only being
there for a year?

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Yeah. So?

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So, I've been
there three years,

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and I haven't
gotten a raise.

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Well, why haven't you askedfor one?

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Because, man, my boss
is this weird, needy dude

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who's always trying to make
everyone his best friend.

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I'm telling you, talking to
that guy is not a good idea.

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Oh, come on, man.Just go in there

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and tell himyou deserve a raise.

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The worst thinghe can say is "no."

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Okay, but what am I supposed
to do when he's acting

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like we're "best buds"
and starts going on

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and on and on about
some problem from his life

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that I could
care less about?

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You can try what I dowhenever I'm in that situation.

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Oh. What?This.

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[band playing inside]

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♪ Oh, yeah, heartbreaker

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♪ Yeah!

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Oh, man, that
was incredible.

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I'm gonna have Gemma check
the sprinkler system,

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because we are gonna
set that gymnasium on fire!

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Forget the fundraiser.

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If we keep
playing this good,

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we could crack the
bar mitzvah circuit.

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I got to say, this...
this has really come together.

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I don't think we can sound
much better than that.

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What do you think, Tina?

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Yeah, it was good.

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Whew.

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You only thought it was good?

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Yeah, it was definitely better
than when we started.

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But you know what? There's
always room for improvement.

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Right?

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Well, yeah, absolutely.
What were you thinking?

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Or as Pat Benatar would say,
"Hit us with your best shot."

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Okay, well, for starters,

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the drums were a little
too loud on the intro,

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which at least covered the fact
that Phil was late

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for every downbeat.

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And, Dave, you know, your chord
changes were all over the place.

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You know, by the time
we got to the bridge,

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I wanted to jump off one.

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I didn't know your best shot
was gonna be such a nut shot.

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Look, we can go out there
and sound like a bunch of bums,

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or we can blow the roof
off this joint.

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Which do you want to do?

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Actually, what I want to do is

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go pick up my daughter
from soccer practice.

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Nice try, Phil. If you can
be late for my downbeats,

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you can be late for soccer.

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Hey, Jerry, you got a sec?

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There he is! Party Marty,
my bro from another mo.

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[laughs]
You know it...

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'cause you always say it.

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Come on in,
have a seat.

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Actually, I want
to keep this kind of quick...

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Hey, can I ask you a question?

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You're an expert when it comes
to the ladies, right?

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Me?

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Of course you.
With that supermodel girlfriend

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you're always telling everyone
about who lives in Canada.

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What? Oh. Right.

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Katarina. [laughs]

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Yeah, you know, I-I haven't
seen her in so long,

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it almost doesn't feel real.

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Well, me and my old lady got
into a huge fight last night.

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Wow, Jerry. I didn't know
you had a girlfriend.

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Oh, no, I don't. I meant my mom.

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She's been riding me
like crazy lately.

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"Make your bed,
pick up your clothes.

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When you go to the bathroom,
shut the door."

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[chuckles]

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Women, right? [laughs]

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So, as I was saying...

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Tell me something. Do you
and Katarina fight a lot?

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No, but that's probably
because we live so far apart

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and you know,
we don't have the same DNA.

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I wonder if that's the problem.

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My mom and I are
around each other all the time.

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Well, in that case, maybe
you should give her some space.

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You know, that's not a bad idea.

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Hey.Maybe I should
ask a friend

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if I can crash on their couch
for a couple of nights.

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There you go.Great! Marty,

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can I crash on your couch
for a couple of nights?

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Oh. Well, I...

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[stammering]Hey, thanks, man.

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You're a real friend.

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Ha-ha! I know it,

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because, again,
you always say it.

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Hey, hey.Oh, hey, Calvin.

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Uh, we need to talk.

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Look, Dave,
that's what women say

189
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when they want
to break up with you.

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If that's what this is,
I support your decision.

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Nice try, Calvin, but you
and I are going the distance.

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This is actually about Tina.

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What about her?

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Well, you know how
much I love her.

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And she has the
voice of an angel,

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which, last night, she used
to make our drummer cry.

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Aah. Oh, man.

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It's the church choir
all over again.

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Well, what happened
with the church choir?

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Well, first, she was so hard on
the choir director that he quit.

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So then, she became
the choir director.

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After a week, the choir quit.

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And for the next three years,
the church just played CDs.

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Man, I just had...
I had no idea

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she was gonna be
this hard on us.

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Look, Dave,
you got to understand.

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Tina takes singing seriously.

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Music is her passion.

209
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It's like me with cars,
or you with...

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well, me.

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What am I supposed to do?

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I can't kick her out of
the band. She's my friend.

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Exactly. That's why you got
to make her quit on her own.

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How am I supposed to do that?

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It's easy. You got to get Tina
to think it's her idea.

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All right? Convince her that
you guys are holding her back.

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I'm telling you, Dave,
you don't fire Beyoncé.

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You make her want to go solo.

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Okay. All right, I'll...
I'll give it a try.

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But, you know,
for the record,

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I have to say,
I think the way

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that she left Destiny's Child
was really messed up.

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Whoa. Whoa, Dave.
Dave, this...

224
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This is a Black neighborhood.

225
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You can't be talking
about Queen B like that.

226
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[gasps] Oh, hey, Dave.

227
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I was just getting ready
to come over for rehearsal.

228
00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:09,173
Well, actually, that's what
I wanted to talk to you about.

229
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I canceled rehearsal.

230
00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,524
Hey, look,

231
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if this is about me
breaking Brett's drumsticks,

232
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I said I was sorry.

233
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I didn't mean it,
but I said it.

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No, Tina, we're the ones who
should be apologizing to you.

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I mean, Brett,
Phil and me--

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we're just a bunch of amateurs
making you look bad.

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I mean, the truth is,
you're like Beyoncé,

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and we're just
Dadditudes' Child.

239
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Aw, come on, Dave.

240
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You're being too
hard on yourselves.

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We just need to
keep practicing.

242
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Why, Tina? What's the point?

243
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Your voice is
on another level.

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Both when you sing
and when you scream at us,

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which we deserve,
because we're straight trash.

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Okay, well, I will admit it
has been a little frustrating.

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Ah, see? I knew it.

248
00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:02,923
Gosh, you know,

249
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:05,403
it sounds to me like there's
only one thing left to do.

250
00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:07,579
You know what, Dave?
I'm afraid you're right.

251
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:08,842
I'm so glad you feel...

252
00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,844
We got to fire
Brett and Phil.

253
00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,716
Uh, wait. What?

254
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,849
You said it yourself.
They're amateurs.

255
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,764
Getting rid of them
is the only way

256
00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:20,070
that we're gonna get better.

257
00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:23,204
Oh, uh, Tina, that's crazy.

258
00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:25,946
I'm not gonna fire
Brett and Phil.

259
00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:27,687
Oh, Dave, I get it.
They're your friends,

260
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,471
and you don't want to
hurt their feelings.

261
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,125
So I'll do it.

262
00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:34,476
I'm already used
to making Phil cry.Okay.

263
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:36,304
No one is firing them.

264
00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:39,002
They're not the ones who are
ruining the band. You are.

265
00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:41,135
What? Are you serious?

266
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:43,833
So you think I'm the
problem with the band?

267
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,618
Well, not anymore,

268
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:48,751
because I'm kicking you out.

269
00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:54,104
You kicking me out?

270
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:57,151
This is unbelievable.

271
00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:59,806
This is like the church
choir all over again!

272
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:02,678
Well, I don't know
what to tell you, Tina.

273
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:03,984
You brought this on your...

274
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,942
You brought this on yourself.

275
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:07,988
Oh, yeah?
Well, I'll tell you

276
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:10,077
the same thing
I told Pastor Jenkins!

277
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,993
You can go to hell, Dave!

278
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,257
[shouts]

279
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,695
Hey, Jerry, you
haven't see my slippers

280
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,001
lying around,
have you?

281
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:22,698
You mean the fuzzy blue ones?

282
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:23,786
Yeah.

283
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,092
Sure have.

284
00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:27,442
And boy, are they cozy.

285
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,185
Seriously?
You're wearing my slippers?

286
00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:33,448
Oh, you don't mind, do you?

287
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,450
Mom and I share
slippers all the time.

288
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:39,889
Great. So it's kind of like
her feet have been in them, too.

289
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,807
Oh, good.

290
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,853
Jerry is still here.

291
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,115
And look at that.

292
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,943
He is wearing my robe.

293
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,423
I hope that's okay.

294
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,860
Mine's in your
washing machine.

295
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:56,819
By the way, I might have
broken your washing machine.

296
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:59,213
Okay, that's it. It's been three
days. You got to take your...

297
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:03,652
You got to take another one of
those nice long baths you love.

298
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:06,437
After all,
you've only had two today.

299
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,222
Eh, don't mind if I do.

300
00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,790
I'm supposed to soak
my foot fungus anyway.

301
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:16,883
So, how was your day?

302
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:19,233
Marty,
I can't take this anymore.

303
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:20,887
You need to kick this guy out
by tomorrow.

304
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,497
But if I kick him out,
there's no way

305
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:23,846
he's gonna give me a raise.

306
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,500
JERRY:
Hey, guys,
a little help?

307
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,807
I'm out of toilet
paper in here.

308
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,331
You know, his mom is right.

309
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,420
He really needs to learn
to close that door.

310
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:37,381
Oh. Hey, Dave. Hey, Gemma.

311
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,775
Hi, guys.
Hi, Gemma.

312
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,865
Hi, you off-key
backstabbing guitar zero.

313
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:45,302
Oh, well, hello
to you, too, diva.

314
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:47,565
[clears throat]
I mean, Tina.

315
00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,785
Oh, come on!

316
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,221
This is ridiculous.

317
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,876
It's been two days.
You guys have got to make up.

318
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,400
I know, and I usually
like a good fight,

319
00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:59,969
but not between people
I care about and... Dave.

320
00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:05,279
Well, good luck performing
at your little fundraiser.

321
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:07,455
You're gonna need it
with Brett as your singer.

322
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:10,110
Actually, we're not playing
the fundraiser.

323
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,503
Someone crushed
Brett's confidence so badly

324
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:15,724
that he ran over his snare drum
with his minivan.

325
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:19,075
Well, that probably sounded
better than when he played it.

326
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,904
Good one. You should tell that

327
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:24,298
to the next church choir
you get kicked out of.

328
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,083
Oh-ho-ho!

329
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:29,912
You know, I don't have to
stand here and listen to this!

330
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:32,784
Neither do I!
And you know what?

331
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,264
You're just as mean as Beyoncé!

332
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:37,311
[gasps]And I don't care
who hears me say it!

333
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,230
Okay, this is getting
out of control.

334
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:45,928
Dave has been awful
to be around.

335
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:48,278
So has Tina. She's
been cranky as hell,

336
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:51,586
stomping around,
complaining about everything.

337
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,370
It's like I'm married to me.

338
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,244
It's so stupid.
Music is supposed

339
00:14:57,287 --> 00:15:00,203
to bring people together,
not tear them apart.

340
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,075
Well, we better
do something soon,

341
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,424
because this could easily

342
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:06,122
turn into another
Ike and Tina situation.

343
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:09,212
And that Tina will beat
the hell out of Dave.

344
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:15,131
Hey, Marty, good news.

345
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:18,091
My mom just changed
her Facebook relationship status

346
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,657
to "It's Complicated."

347
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:22,573
Check and mate.

348
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,708
Sorry, Jerry.

349
00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:28,492
I can't talk right now.

350
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:30,059
I'm too upset.

351
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:33,584
Boy, does this sleeping bag
smell like your foot cream.

352
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:36,326
Oh. What's the matter, buddy?

353
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,154
Hey, if this is
about the toothbrush,

354
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:40,678
I rinsed it off as soon
as I realized it was yours.

355
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:45,074
No. I just got a
call from Katarina.

356
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:47,424
She broke up with me, man.

357
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,470
[sobbing]

358
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:53,039
What? You're kidding.No!

359
00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,518
She said going so long

360
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:57,957
without seeing each other
made us drift apart.

361
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,306
[sobbing]

362
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:00,655
I never should've left
her out of my sight

363
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:04,528
for more than three,
maybe four nights, tops.

364
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,836
I can't believe it.

365
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,446
[sobbing]:
Oh, Jerry,

366
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,492
you got to learn
from my mistake.

367
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:14,147
You need to go home
to your mom right now,

368
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,671
or you two may never
share slippers again.

369
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:21,154
Are you crazy?
I can't abandon you now.

370
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:23,547
That's not true.
You absolutely can.

371
00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:27,247
No way, buddy.
I'm not going anywhere.

372
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,858
After all, you know
what they say--

373
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:32,078
bros before mos.

374
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:34,123
Okay, that's it, I give up.

375
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,777
You got to go.What?

376
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:38,606
You heard me, man. You're
sloppy, you're inconsiderate,

377
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:40,782
and you use other
people's toothbrushes!

378
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:43,872
I didn't even let Katarina do
that and she ain't even real!

379
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:47,919
Wow. I had no idea
I was bothering you so much.

380
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,269
Why didn't you say something?

381
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:51,445
Because, man,
I wanted a raise,

382
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,576
and if I didn't
let you stay here,

383
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,056
I didn't think
you'd give it to me.

384
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,579
Well, that's ridiculous.

385
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,407
You're one of the best engineers
on our team.

386
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,061
All you have to do is ask.

387
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,629
Really? Well, in that case,
can I have a raise?

388
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:05,067
Oh, I didn't mean ask me.
I have no say in that.

389
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:08,157
What? Well, then who do I ask?

390
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:09,941
No clue,
but if you figure it out,

391
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:11,117
would you let me know?

392
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,466
I haven't had a raise
in over five years.

393
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,946
Why the hell do you think
I live with my mom?

394
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:21,040
[loud electric guitar feedback]

395
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:30,701
[operatically]:
♪ Your love is like
a tidal wave ♪

396
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:33,095
♪ Spinning over my head

397
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,880
♪ Drowning me in your promises

398
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:39,928
♪ Better left unsaid...

399
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:42,539
What are you guys doing?
Knock it off!

400
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,889
Yeah, you're gonna piss off
the whole neighborhood!

401
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,935
Exactly. And we're
gonna keep doing it

402
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:49,416
until you guys get over
yourselves and make up.

403
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,070
Yeah, and you better
do it quick, Dave,

404
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,375
'cause everybody's
been talking about

405
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,203
how you dissed Beyoncé.Mm-hmm.

406
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,511
Well, you can play all night,

407
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,600
because I've got nothing
to say to him!

408
00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,515
Yeah, and even
if she did,

409
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:04,344
it wouldn't matter because
I'm not listening to her.

410
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:05,997
Okay, all right.

411
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:08,304
If you two aren't gonna
listen to each other,

412
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:10,872
then I guess you're gonna have
to listen to this.

413
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:13,788
[guitar feedback]♪ Your love is like
a tidal wave ♪

414
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:17,574
♪ Spinning over my head...

415
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:19,924
MAN:
Shut that noise up!

416
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:23,102
WOMAN:Yeah! Don't make me
sic my dog on you!

417
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,016
Okay, okay, guys,

418
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,714
guys, just... just stop.

419
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:29,543
Okay, so what's up?
Are y'all gonna make up or what?

420
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,153
Uh, 'cause Gemma and I--

421
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,460
we can ruin R&B, too.Oh, yeah.

422
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,724
I don't know why
you're mad at me.

423
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,726
You're the one who kicked me
out of the band.

424
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,902
I didn't want to kick you
out of the band,

425
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:43,774
but with the way that you were
acting, you gave me no choice.

426
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:47,213
Don't you see, Dave? I was
only trying to make us better.

427
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,171
Tina, I get it, but...

428
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,217
look, we're not professionals

429
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:52,566
like you.

430
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,220
We're just a bunch of dads
getting together

431
00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:55,917
to make music and have fun.

432
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,572
I thought we were having fun,
which is...

433
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:01,879
why it really hurt my feelings
when you kicked me out.

434
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:07,842
But I guess maybe I hurt
some people's feelings, too.

435
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,453
I'm sorry.

436
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,238
Yeah, look, I'm sorry, too.

437
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:13,761
I never should have tried
to trick you

438
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,545
into quitting on your own.

439
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:16,894
Wait. You did what?

440
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:19,506
I tried to tell him,
but he wouldn't listen.

441
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:24,163
So, what do you guys say?
Are we done with this?

442
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,382
Yeah, of course.

443
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:27,818
Of course.CALVIN:
Yeah.

444
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,603
[laughing]CALVIN:
That's right.

445
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:32,214
All right!

446
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,042
That's what
I'm talking about.

447
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:38,568
You two making beautiful
music together, a lot like this.

448
00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,396
[loud guitar feedback]

449
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,269
WOMAN:
That's it! Go get 'em, Fluffy!

450
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:46,707
Fluffy? Ain't nobody scared
of no dog named Fluffy.

451
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,143
[dog barking]

452
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,449
Oh, damn.

453
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:52,408
It's an ironic name.Run! Run! Run!
[shrieks]

454
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,199
Only two days till
the fundraiser,

455
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,113
and we're going on
after the ventriloquist,

456
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:04,855
so you know that house is
gonna be rocking.

457
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:08,076
Okay, well, let's hit it.

458
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,339
And this time--
I can't believe

459
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:14,430
I'm saying this--
with Dadditude!

460
00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:15,257
BRETT:
One, two,

461
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,476
three, four!

462
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:19,653
[playing intro
to "Heartbreaker"]

463
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:22,264
♪ Your love is like
a tidal wave ♪

464
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:25,615
♪ Spinning over my head

465
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:28,357
♪ Drowning me in your promises

466
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:31,795
♪ Better left unsaid...

467
00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:35,234
Okay, I take it back.
Dad does look kind of cool.

468
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:38,149
I know. It's pretty awesome
being married

469
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:40,151
to such talented badasses.

470
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,718
You ain't lying.

471
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:43,590
Tina's a lucky woman.

472
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:48,551
♪ You're a heartbreaker,
dream maker ♪

473
00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:51,511
♪ Love taker,
don't you mess around with me ♪

474
00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:54,514
♪ Heartbreaker, dream maker

475
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:57,691
♪ Love taker, don't you
mess around, no, no, no! ♪