1 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:06,963 TINA: All right-- 2 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,486 Bam. 3 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:11,141 Queen of hearts? Oh, babe. 4 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:13,752 Even when you're not on my team, you help me win. 5 00:00:13,796 --> 00:00:15,189 Eh. 6 00:00:15,232 --> 00:00:16,755 Come on, Dave, slap that spade on her. 7 00:00:16,799 --> 00:00:17,756 Let's go, baby.DAVE: All right. 8 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,629 Coming right up.[phone ringing] 9 00:00:21,847 --> 00:00:23,240 I'm sorry, I got to take this. 10 00:00:23,284 --> 00:00:25,286 Hello, Terrence. Again. 11 00:00:25,329 --> 00:00:26,417 CALVIN: Hey, hurry up, man. 12 00:00:26,461 --> 00:00:28,289 This is Spades. This is not a game. 13 00:00:28,332 --> 00:00:31,248 [scoffs] He's been on that phone all day. 14 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:33,250 Yeah, it's his new mediation clients. 15 00:00:33,294 --> 00:00:35,470 Two rich brothers who don't get along. 16 00:00:35,513 --> 00:00:36,601 CALVIN: Uh, well, 17 00:00:36,645 --> 00:00:38,125 there's gonna be a mediation 18 00:00:38,168 --> 00:00:39,561 between me and him, if he doesn't come over here 19 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:41,258 and help us win this book. 20 00:00:42,477 --> 00:00:44,609 Hey, sorry about that, guys. Okay, where were we? 21 00:00:44,653 --> 00:00:47,134 Oh, we were talking about your jackass clients. 22 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:49,701 Well, as their mediator, I can't say that. 23 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:51,094 Yeah, well, I can. 24 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:53,531 Look, lately, all of your clients have been-- 25 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:57,318 how can I put this nicely-- total jackasses. 26 00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:01,626 You haven't been happy at work in a long time. 27 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:04,238 Well, maybe not, but if I can get these guys to agree 28 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:05,674 on where to build their new factory, 29 00:01:05,717 --> 00:01:08,676 not only will it create, well, a lot of jobs, 30 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,679 but happy Dave will return. 31 00:01:10,722 --> 00:01:11,723 Hmm. 32 00:01:11,767 --> 00:01:13,116 Happy Dave needs 33 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,551 to return his ass back to this game. 34 00:01:14,596 --> 00:01:16,511 Mm, yeah.Let's go, baby. 35 00:01:16,554 --> 00:01:18,339 So, what you got? What you got?Okay, all right. Let's do this. 36 00:01:18,382 --> 00:01:20,384 We're about to run a Baltimore on you two. 37 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:21,385 [laughter] 38 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:22,473 No. 39 00:01:22,517 --> 00:01:24,127 It's called a Boston, Dave, 40 00:01:24,170 --> 00:01:26,434 but good trash talk, man. 41 00:01:26,477 --> 00:01:28,392 Come on, man. Hit them with it, baby. 42 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:30,655 Well, let's g... Sorry.[phone ringing] 43 00:01:30,699 --> 00:01:32,701 It's the other brother. I'm so sorry. There you go. 44 00:01:32,744 --> 00:01:34,833 [shouts] Our book. 45 00:01:34,877 --> 00:01:36,661 No, no, no, baby, no, he was distracted. 46 00:01:36,705 --> 00:01:38,794 That's a do-over. That's a do-over. 47 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:40,274 No, no do-overs, okay? 48 00:01:40,317 --> 00:01:41,926 This is Spades. This ain't a game! 49 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:44,669 Nope. [laughs] 50 00:01:44,713 --> 00:01:47,324 Know what? That's it for me. 51 00:01:47,368 --> 00:01:50,371 I'm never being Dave's partner on anything ever again. 52 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:52,503 Okay, well, I got them off my back for now, 53 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:54,679 but guess we're playing golf tomorrow 54 00:01:54,723 --> 00:01:56,899 at the very exclusive Samora Country Club. 55 00:01:56,942 --> 00:01:59,423 I just have to find a fourth. 56 00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:02,339 Partner. 57 00:02:02,383 --> 00:02:04,341 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 58 00:02:04,385 --> 00:02:05,560 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 59 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:14,046 Man, look at this place. 60 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:16,440 There are countries smaller than this course. 61 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:19,443 I got to get in good with these guys 62 00:02:19,487 --> 00:02:20,836 so I can get invited back. 63 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:24,274 Well, that's fine, but just remember, this whole day 64 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:26,494 is about getting the Wilton brothers to relax 65 00:02:26,537 --> 00:02:28,452 and agree where to build their new factory, 66 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:30,541 so just be cool and leave everything to me. 67 00:02:30,585 --> 00:02:31,803 [laughs, stammers] 68 00:02:31,847 --> 00:02:34,023 You telling meto be cool? 69 00:02:34,893 --> 00:02:37,287 Dave, I'm always cool. 70 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:40,856 Wow. Is that Sylvester Stallone? 71 00:02:40,899 --> 00:02:43,641 Yo. What's up? 72 00:02:43,685 --> 00:02:46,078 Ooh, Calvin. 73 00:02:46,122 --> 00:02:47,602 Calvin. Here they come. 74 00:02:47,645 --> 00:02:49,560 What a splendid day. 75 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:52,346 The air is positively salubrious. 76 00:02:54,086 --> 00:02:57,655 Uh, hey, uh, Terrence, this is my friend, Calvin. 77 00:02:57,699 --> 00:02:58,961 What's up, Terrence?Hello. 78 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:00,092 Hmm, firm shake there. 79 00:03:00,136 --> 00:03:02,965 You strike me as a Columbia man. 80 00:03:03,008 --> 00:03:04,314 Am I right? 81 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:06,098 Uh, no. I've been to Cabo. 82 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:08,666 Hey, don't sleep on those cruises. 83 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:09,841 They got everything. 84 00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:11,016 [laughs] 85 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,583 This fellow's a riot. 86 00:03:12,627 --> 00:03:13,802 Where is my brother? 87 00:03:13,845 --> 00:03:15,717 Up to his usual shenanigans, no doubt. 88 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,023 ♪ It's a whole lot of money in this mother ♪ 89 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:19,590 ♪ Barbia 90 00:03:21,591 --> 00:03:24,116 ♪ It's a whole lot of money in this... ♪ 91 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,857 I'm here. 92 00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:28,382 And the party starts when? Now. 93 00:03:28,425 --> 00:03:29,861 [laughs] 94 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:31,820 Jordan Wilton. What's happening, fellas? 95 00:03:33,082 --> 00:03:34,692 Terrence. 96 00:03:34,736 --> 00:03:37,478 Once again, Jordan, your punctuality 97 00:03:37,521 --> 00:03:38,522 is not your strong suit. 98 00:03:38,566 --> 00:03:41,960 Oh, lighten up. I'm on RPT. 99 00:03:42,004 --> 00:03:44,876 That's Rich People Time. I'm never late. 100 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,966 Well, then, you were tardy for yesterday's board meeting. 101 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:50,926 Yeah, you're right, man. "Bored." 102 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:54,103 Can you stop talking? 103 00:03:54,146 --> 00:03:56,366 I come bearing gifts. 104 00:03:56,410 --> 00:04:01,545 I have here 24 karat gold golf tees. 105 00:04:03,155 --> 00:04:05,854 [chuckles] 24 karat gold? 106 00:04:05,897 --> 00:04:08,900 I'm-a commemorate my retirement with this. 107 00:04:08,944 --> 00:04:11,555 All right, guys, we can talk business later. 108 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:13,383 Calvin, you're riding with me. 109 00:04:13,427 --> 00:04:15,472 You two loving brothers are together. 110 00:04:15,516 --> 00:04:16,733 Fine, but I don't want to listen 111 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:18,127 to loud music with all that bass. 112 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:20,911 It's demeaning. It shakes my insides. 113 00:04:22,523 --> 00:04:24,089 Well, maybe I should turn up those heated seats, 114 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:26,657 to loosen up your sphincter so that stick will fall out. 115 00:04:30,182 --> 00:04:31,793 Wow. 116 00:04:31,836 --> 00:04:33,969 Dave, you got to deal with people like that all the time? 117 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:36,711 Well, yeah, I mean, I fix people's problems, 118 00:04:36,754 --> 00:04:39,931 so I get a lot of people with a lot of problems. 119 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:42,412 Well, I'm glad I just fix cars. 120 00:04:42,456 --> 00:04:44,196 Cars don't talk back. 121 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,111 If all goes well, by the end of the day, 122 00:04:46,155 --> 00:04:47,808 they'll be as close as you and me. 123 00:04:47,852 --> 00:04:49,419 TERRENCE: You unhand me before I sue you again! 124 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:51,595 JORDAN: Family does not sue family. 125 00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:54,946 Wow, are you sure about that? 126 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:56,905 Ah, you know, it's nothing. 127 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:58,123 I-- Remember when we first met? 128 00:04:58,167 --> 00:05:00,169 You wanted to put your house up for sale. 129 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:03,433 Look at us now. 130 00:05:03,477 --> 00:05:05,130 Dave, don't make me call my Realtor. All right. 131 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:11,963 Yeesh. Are all of these clothes for the birthday party 132 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:13,835 that Grover's going to?Yeah. 133 00:05:13,878 --> 00:05:15,924 He couldn't decide what outfit he wanted to wear. 134 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:18,013 Oh. Someone's got a crush. 135 00:05:18,056 --> 00:05:19,884 [scoffs] 136 00:05:19,928 --> 00:05:21,712 What? No way. 137 00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:22,887 Well, has he been 138 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:24,193 taking a lot of showers lately 139 00:05:24,236 --> 00:05:25,716 without you telling him? 140 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,806 Well, sure. He has to wash off all that Axe body spray. 141 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:30,025 Oh, my God! 142 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:35,030 My baby has a crush on a girl. 143 00:05:35,073 --> 00:05:37,815 Oh. I have to ask him about her. 144 00:05:37,859 --> 00:05:40,862 Eh, uh, but be casual, because if you scare him away, 145 00:05:40,905 --> 00:05:42,733 he's not gonna talk to you about it. 146 00:05:42,777 --> 00:05:44,474 Tina, I work with kids all day. 147 00:05:44,518 --> 00:05:46,694 I know how to deal with them. I'll be smooth, girl. 148 00:05:46,737 --> 00:05:47,782 All right. 149 00:05:47,825 --> 00:05:49,827 Which shirt do you like? 150 00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:50,872 Do you have a crush on a girl? 151 00:05:50,915 --> 00:05:52,700 [stammers] 152 00:05:52,743 --> 00:05:54,266 Uh, yeah, real smooth. 153 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:57,052 What? No. 154 00:05:58,096 --> 00:06:00,272 Okay, maybe I kind of like 155 00:06:00,316 --> 00:06:01,796 this girl named Molly Martin. 156 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:03,058 She's Andy's cousin. 157 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:04,886 Aw. Is she pretty? 158 00:06:04,929 --> 00:06:07,149 Mom, can we just focus on the shirts? Which one? 159 00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:10,587 Oh, uh, right. The blue one. 160 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:12,546 Okay, great. The blue one's definitely out. 161 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:16,724 I'm gonna find Malcolm and Marty to get their opinion. 162 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:20,815 We should look up this Molly Martin girl on Instagram. 163 00:06:20,858 --> 00:06:23,600 You know, you parents today got it easy. 164 00:06:23,644 --> 00:06:25,036 Back in the day, I would've had to drive 165 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,560 around the neighborhood yelling, 166 00:06:26,603 --> 00:06:28,997 "Does anybody know Molly? Is she cute?" 167 00:06:32,609 --> 00:06:34,045 Oh... 168 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:35,220 Yes. 169 00:06:35,264 --> 00:06:37,571 Only missed it by a couple of inches. 170 00:06:38,876 --> 00:06:40,225 Let's celebrate. 171 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:43,838 Calvin, I'm gonna treat you to a $10,000 cognac. 172 00:06:44,926 --> 00:06:47,232 Did he say cognac or Pontiac? 173 00:06:47,276 --> 00:06:49,931 Either way, I want it. 174 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:53,804 All right, I'm going to negotiate with Terrence. 175 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:55,632 You keep Jordan occupied. 176 00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:57,895 [chuckles] You ain't got to threaten me with a good time. 177 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:02,726 Hey, Terrence. Looks like, uh, 178 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:05,033 this one's gonna break a little bit left. 179 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:06,730 Well, thank you for your good counsel. 180 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:10,342 Here's some more advice. You should talk to your brother. 181 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:12,170 [grunts softly]You know, there's something about coming 182 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:16,044 from the same womb that just, well, it bonds you, you know? 183 00:07:16,087 --> 00:07:17,872 No. 184 00:07:17,915 --> 00:07:19,961 B-But I appreciate you trying to bring us together. 185 00:07:20,004 --> 00:07:23,138 Even though it does conjure up images of my mother's anatomy. 186 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:27,272 Well, y-you know what, Terrence, 187 00:07:27,316 --> 00:07:29,361 you know what's so great about New York City? 188 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:32,800 It's an island. You can park your yacht anywhere. 189 00:07:32,843 --> 00:07:34,671 Mm. Hmm. 190 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:37,282 I hear you, Dave. And I'll think about it. 191 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:39,023 All right. 192 00:07:39,067 --> 00:07:40,982 Now, how you like that? 193 00:07:41,025 --> 00:07:44,681 I couldn't really tell. I might need another one. 194 00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:46,161 That's fine with me. 195 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:50,339 You know, I've never had this much money 196 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:53,037 in my stomach before. [chuckles] 197 00:07:53,081 --> 00:07:54,909 And I once swallowed my wife's wedding ring. 198 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:57,433 Those were a rough couple of days. 199 00:07:59,653 --> 00:08:01,089 So, off the record, 200 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:04,701 my brother, he's like a nap with two legs, ain't he? 201 00:08:04,745 --> 00:08:06,616 [chuckles] 202 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:10,141 Yeah, the guy's like an audiobook that you can't pause. 203 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:14,319 [laughs] I nodded off on holes three and four. 204 00:08:14,363 --> 00:08:18,019 You know what? You just earned yourself another shot. 205 00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:20,674 Ho! Let's go.[phone chiming] 206 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:21,762 Oh, hold on. Hmm. 207 00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:24,286 It's my boy Elon. 208 00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:26,723 He wants to give me a new car. 209 00:08:27,681 --> 00:08:29,073 Do you want a Tesla? 210 00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:31,293 Hell yeah, I want a Tesla, man! 211 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:34,034 Switch. 212 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:35,384 Your turn to putt with Terrence.N-No, Dave, 213 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:36,994 we're just talking about my new Tesla that I... 214 00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:39,431 Switch! I said switch!Okay. Dave. 215 00:08:39,475 --> 00:08:42,086 You don't have to get so loud. I'm switching. 216 00:08:44,001 --> 00:08:45,307 Aha. 217 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:47,004 I see you want to take part in this nectar? 218 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:48,789 Oh, uh, no, thank you. 219 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:50,181 Uh, I think there's a time and place 220 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:51,879 for everything, and you know what? 221 00:08:51,922 --> 00:08:54,098 There is a good time and place to think about 222 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:56,274 what's best for your company. 223 00:08:56,318 --> 00:08:57,972 Now, Jordan, 224 00:08:58,015 --> 00:09:00,365 I know you like to do things big. 225 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:03,194 But in Nashville, you could do 'em even bigger. 226 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:04,848 You know what that is? 227 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:07,024 Huge. 228 00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:08,722 You know what? 229 00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:11,812 Between the cognac, my head and your words, 230 00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:13,248 you're starting to make sense. 231 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:18,383 Ah. Nah, it's the cognac. 232 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:19,950 [chuckles] 233 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:22,387 So, your professional advice 234 00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:24,694 is that I should open up more auto shops? 235 00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:26,130 No, no, no, not you. 236 00:09:26,174 --> 00:09:27,697 You should franchise them. 237 00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:29,960 You make the little guy make you money. Hmm? 238 00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:31,701 [chuckles] 239 00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:34,095 This is some good stuff, man. I need to write this down. 240 00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:35,705 Oh, don't worry about it, don't worry about it. 241 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:38,142 We'll-we'll discuss it all next weekend right here. 242 00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:40,318 [mouths] [chuckles] 243 00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:41,885 You know, I'll even share my secret 244 00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:44,409 on how I garnered my first billion. 245 00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:46,107 Your first billion?[laughs] 246 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:47,978 I need to get me some little guys. 247 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,153 [both laugh] 248 00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:51,155 Calvin, we're cut from the same cloth. 249 00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:53,331 Smart businessmen. Not like my brother over there 250 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,333 who flushes money down the toilet. 251 00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:58,206 Seriously, he thinks it's good for the plumbing. 252 00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:02,906 Yeah, he does spend money like a third world dictator, right? 253 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,299 But without the fun little hat. 254 00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:11,567 All right, little man. Let's see the outfit. 255 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,092 [laughs]:Oh... 256 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:16,485 Okay. 257 00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:19,967 Hey, see, this is the one. You look good, man. 258 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:22,404 I'm trying to look cool, like J-Hope from BTS. 259 00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:27,757 Molly loves him, but J-Hope's hair is straighter than mine, 260 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,324 so I thought I could use this. 261 00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:32,762 Mama's hair perm? 262 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,764 Yeah, uh... [clears throat] 263 00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,331 Grover, you can't use this. 264 00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:38,159 Why? 265 00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:39,551 It says my hair will be flat and silky. 266 00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,162 It's exactly what I want. 267 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:46,297 Uh, little boy, um... 268 00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:49,170 hair straighteners have strong chemicals in them. 269 00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:50,519 You can't mess around with this stuff. 270 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,913 Okay. I'll put it back. 271 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:55,437 [laughs] Man. 272 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,526 You know, today he's trying to look like J-Hope, 273 00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,310 and tomorrow it's Michael B. Jordan. 274 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:01,835 Ah. Well, I mean, let's be real. 275 00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,924 We are all trying to look like Michael B. Jordan. 276 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,142 Yeah. 277 00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:09,973 [laughter]CALVIN: Not bad. Not-not bad. 278 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:13,063 Okay, all right, my turn. I got one. 279 00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:15,849 Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? 280 00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:16,937 Why? 281 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,156 In case he got a hole in one. 282 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,202 [laughter]I know. 283 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:23,073 I know it's corny, but it's good. 284 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:25,206 See that? Laughter truly is the best medicine. 285 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,381 L-Look at this. 286 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:27,817 Two titans of industry 287 00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,166 finding common ground. 288 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,080 CALVIN: Oh. 289 00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:31,081 To common ground.Yeah. 290 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,300 To common ground. 291 00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:33,475 CALVIN: Hey.TERRENCE: You know, Jordan, 292 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:35,259 I'm ready to work this out. 293 00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:37,827 If you could just refrain from-- how did you put it, Calvin? 294 00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,002 Spending money 295 00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:40,003 like a third world dictator 296 00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,135 without the fun hats. 297 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:44,268 You said that? 298 00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:45,313 [stammers] 299 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:46,401 I got plenty of fun hats. 300 00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:48,359 CALVIN: Look, 301 00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:52,146 I-I said it, but remember, tone is everything. 302 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:55,149 W-Well, maybe I misunderstand your tone 303 00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:57,499 when you said that my brother was so boring 304 00:11:57,542 --> 00:12:01,372 that you fell asleep on holes three and four. 305 00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:03,635 I beg your pardon? 306 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:06,029 You know, once again, tone, man. 307 00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:08,031 You know? Tone. 308 00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:10,468 Guys, guys, we were doing so well. 309 00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:12,601 Let's be escalators and keep moving up. 310 00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,865 Well, this escalator's going down. 311 00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,171 You know what? 312 00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:18,389 I think Calvin's playing us. 313 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:20,217 CALVIN: Jordan, come on, man, 314 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:21,349 I was just messing around... 315 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:22,698 I'm out! 316 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:27,485 No Tesla for you. 317 00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:32,621 You know, it's people like you who make people like us 318 00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:34,362 stay away from people like you. 319 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,672 [groans] 320 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,631 Well, that took a turn. 321 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:46,287 No kidding. I just lost a Tesla. 322 00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,862 Look, Dave. 323 00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:58,690 I know getting these two brothers together was important. 324 00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:01,171 Mm-hmm.I-I hope I didn't mess that up for you. 325 00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:04,609 But those guys were ticked off. 326 00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:07,699 Yes. 327 00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,832 But the good news is, 328 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,834 they're not ticked off at each other anymore. 329 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:14,837 Now they're mad at somebody else. 330 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:17,100 [chuckles] What did you do, Dave? 331 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,670 No. No, no. 332 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:24,716 Uh, not me, you. 333 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:29,939 Now I can use what's called strategic leverage. 334 00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:32,550 A common enemy always brings people together. 335 00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:36,250 Now we just need to get them to focus their anger at you. 336 00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,993 I don't know, that sounds dangerous. 337 00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,561 But, hey, that's okay. 338 00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:46,042 Because if one of them fools put their hands on me, 339 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:50,220 their company's going to be Wilton, Wilton and Calvin. 340 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:51,656 You can believe that. 341 00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:58,750 Yes. I found Molly's Instagram page. 342 00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,317 Ooh.[gasps] 343 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,232 Oh, she went to STEM camp. 344 00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,844 So she's smart. Mm-hmm. 345 00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:08,195 Wait a minute. This girl is 13? 346 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:11,851 Okay. Well, Grover's found himself a cougar. 347 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,765 No... Oh. 348 00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:17,726 Tina, that is not funny. She's way too mature for Grover. 349 00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,206 Oh, please, they're just a year apart. 350 00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:22,252 U-Uh, a year is a lifetime at that age. 351 00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,298 Girls are way more advanced. 352 00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:27,301 In puberty years, she's a 33-year-old divorcée, 353 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,042 newly single and ready to mingle. 354 00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,784 Uh, Mom. I think I did something wrong. 355 00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,221 My head's itching and tingling. 356 00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,787 What? What did you put in your hair? 357 00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:38,616 I took Miss Tina's straightener to flatten my hair. 358 00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,270 [gasps]Boy, you put my perm 359 00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:41,837 in your hair? 360 00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:45,667 You didn't see that whole Black lady on the box? 361 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,843 [shouts] Now it's burning! Help!Oh, no. What do we do? What do we do? 362 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,976 Okay, take him over to the sink. We got wash it out.Okay, okay, okay. 363 00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,978 Okay. O-Okay. Uh, don't worry, baby.All right, bring it over, okay. 364 00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,762 Okay?Here, I'll turn it on. Okay. 365 00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,895 Don't worry, baby, it's gonna be fine.It's gonna be okay. 366 00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,722 It will be fine, right, Tina? 367 00:14:57,766 --> 00:15:00,682 Uh, eventually. 368 00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:09,996 Man, I can't believe the valet lost all of our car keys. 369 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,825 The incompetent plebs. 370 00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:19,005 Siri, order me a helicopter to pick me up in 15 minutes. 371 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,921 Does Two-Face have to be here? 372 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,750 More like the Joker. 373 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,839 You know the one who did the weird dance on the stairs. 374 00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:29,145 Remember him?[laughs] 375 00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:31,756 Oh, that is so funny. 376 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,236 You know what's not funny? 377 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,151 When your ass is broke in two years, 378 00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,892 and the closest you'll get to a Tesla 379 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,938 is when you're washing one. 380 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,332 Easy there, bro. 381 00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:45,161 He's still family, and he has an emergency fund. 382 00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,337 I-I forgot to tell you, uh, 383 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:48,730 I spent that.What? 384 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:52,690 Yeah, yeah, uh, Calvin, ease up. 385 00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,866 No, no, no, I'm keeping it real. 386 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:59,132 And you, Mr. I Make Billions Off the Little Guy, 387 00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:00,829 how do you sleep at night? 388 00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:02,309 Hanging upside down? 389 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:06,878 Wait a minute, now, you're talking to my brother. 390 00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:09,185 You don't want any of this smoke. 391 00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:10,360 [laughs] Smoke? 392 00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,188 Man, I got cigars bigger than you. 393 00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,103 [stammers] 394 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:16,845 You keep up with this defamation, you vulgarian, 395 00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,281 I'll tie you up in court so long, 396 00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,022 your grandchildren will need lawyers. 397 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:22,851 Way to go, T. 398 00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:24,200 What? 399 00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:30,032 Now, look at that. You guys cansee eye to eye. 400 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,773 Now, why not come to an agreement 401 00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,818 on where the new factory should be built? 402 00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:34,776 JORDAN: No. No. 403 00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,299 Great, still on the same page. 404 00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:40,173 Now, Jordan, why are you so stuck on New York? 405 00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:42,740 The nightlife, baby. 406 00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:46,875 Okay, and, Terrence, what do you love about Nashville? 407 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,746 The tax breaks, obviously. 408 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,313 Okay, well, is there any place that you guys 409 00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:54,013 could have both the nightlife and the tax break? 410 00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:56,319 Vegas.Vegas. 411 00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:57,320 I said it first. 412 00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:58,887 But I thought it first. 413 00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:01,237 It doesn't matter. You guys came to an agreement. 414 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:03,979 And in the state of California, especially on a golf course, 415 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,111 verbal agreements are binding. 416 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,502 Don't look it up. 417 00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:08,983 You see what happens 418 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,464 when you guys compromise? 419 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,031 Too soon. 420 00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:14,816 Don't ruin this, Calvin. 421 00:17:17,165 --> 00:17:18,515 Did you really spend your emergency fund? 422 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,343 Uh, way gone. And some of yours, too. 423 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,086 Well, 424 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,348 thanks for your help, Calvin.Yeah. 425 00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:27,872 And I'm sorry that they were so rude. 426 00:17:27,915 --> 00:17:30,179 Hey, not a problem. 427 00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:33,400 I just found out that this gold tee 428 00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,967 is worth about eight grand, man.What? 429 00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:38,187 Give me that. I got to tip my pilot. 430 00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,931 Don't worry, Calvin. I'll split mine with you. 431 00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,150 Ah. 432 00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:47,066 This is going back in the emergency fund. 433 00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,809 Excuse me, miss. 434 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,985 Is their tab still open? 435 00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:56,466 We'll take four lobsters to go. 436 00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,207 Okay? Thank you. 437 00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:01,036 Oh, and, uh, don't skimp on the butter. 438 00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,301 Ugh, I needed this. 439 00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:08,087 I can't believe the miracle you pulled off on Grover's hair 440 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,437 with just a pair of scissors and a Sharpie. 441 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,135 Ooh. Well, I had to fill in that bald spot. 442 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,528 Mm. I hope he didn't sweat. 443 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,269 [both laugh] 444 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,316 It hurt my feelings a bit that Grover didn't want me 445 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,579 to pick him up from the party. 446 00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,451 I can't believe I won't be the most important woman 447 00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:26,148 in his life soon. 448 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:30,065 Yeah, he's growing up, but trust me, nobody can replace Mama, 449 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,154 as long as you keep that fridge stocked. 450 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,590 [laughs]GROVER: Mom. 451 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,331 In here, honey. 452 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,159 Yeah-- I'll come to you.Ah... 453 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,552 Don't be so desperate. 454 00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,077 Hey. How was the party? 455 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,209 Fun. 456 00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:44,906 Everybody liked my new look. 457 00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:46,212 Including Krista. 458 00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:49,345 What, what happened to Molly? 459 00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:51,347 Oh, yeah, I'm still talking to her, too. 460 00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:53,262 [laughs]: Oh! 461 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,481 Player. 462 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,876 There is nothing good to eat in here. 463 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,575 Uh-- Come on, little man. Let's go get some real food. 464 00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:06,928 Let's go to my mama's house.[laughs] 465 00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:09,017 You see what he said? My house. 466 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:11,585 See, trust me, as long as you keep a steady supply 467 00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:14,370 of deli meats and spray cheese in your fridge, 468 00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:16,024 he'll be yours forever. 469 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,417 [laughs] 470 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:25,076 You were pretty quiet on the ride home. 471 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,253 Even when "Livin' on a Prayer" came on. 472 00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,909 You know, you should be proud. 473 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,694 You helped create a lot of jobs today. 474 00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:36,218 Yeah, I know. 475 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,873 And I know that that's a good thing, but, man... [exhales] 476 00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,701 ...the Wiltons were exhausting. 477 00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:44,792 And they just asked me to be their in-house mediator, 478 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,664 and they're offering me a ton of money. 479 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:51,233 That's great news. Why don't you tell your face? 480 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,236 Well, because it's my heart 481 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,585 that doesn't think that it's great. 482 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,457 Then buy a new heart. 483 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,025 Okay, for real, man. What's going on? 484 00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:05,769 Look, all my clients are these rich people that I just... 485 00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,467 I can't relate to. 486 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:10,557 Or, as Gemma calls them, "jackasses." 487 00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:14,865 You know, lately I've been volunteering at the V.A., 488 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:17,999 and I just wish that working with people like the Wiltons 489 00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:21,568 was as fulfilling as working with the veterans. 490 00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,657 Well, if you enjoy it so much, 491 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,746 why don't you try to get a job at the V.A.? 492 00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:28,966 You know, actually, they offered me a job. 493 00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,968 But I don't know, the money's not as good, 494 00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:33,580 and obviously I have to think about my family. 495 00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:37,497 Yeah, man, but you being happy is good for you, 496 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,063 which is good for your family. 497 00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,850 I mean, the way I see it, if you find a job you love, 498 00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:45,374 you never have to work a day in your life. 499 00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:51,598 Wow, Calvin. That's pretty good. 500 00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:53,295 You just make that up? 501 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,819 No. No, it's right here on the back of this lobster bag. 502 00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:08,571 Captioning sponsored by CBS 503 00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:12,619 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org