1 00:00:07,311 --> 00:00:10,271 Hey, boss. I replaced the starter on the SUV, 2 00:00:10,314 --> 00:00:12,316 but I can't do anything 3 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,101 about that lime-green paint job, though. 4 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:16,538 Well, you can't fix bad taste. 5 00:00:18,061 --> 00:00:19,062 So, how'd you do 6 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:20,281 on that history test the other day? 7 00:00:20,324 --> 00:00:22,022 Oh, I crushed it. 8 00:00:22,065 --> 00:00:23,066 Thanks for helping me study. 9 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:25,155 History must be easy for you 10 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:26,243 because, you know, 11 00:00:26,287 --> 00:00:28,115 you were there and all. 12 00:00:29,507 --> 00:00:31,074 Well, your paycheck is gonna be history 13 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:32,423 if you don't stop playing with me. 14 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:36,297 Hey. I brought you two lunch. 15 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:37,907 Hi, babe.Hey. Thanks, 16 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:40,823 uh, but the other guys are starting to get jealous. 17 00:00:40,866 --> 00:00:43,739 Well, that's the plan. Jealousy makes them work harder. 18 00:00:43,782 --> 00:00:45,306 I learned that from my wife. 19 00:00:47,308 --> 00:00:48,309 So, Miss Yoli, I hear 20 00:00:48,352 --> 00:00:50,180 you're having a birthday next week. 21 00:00:50,224 --> 00:00:52,182 Yeah. I'm turning 16.Oh, 22 00:00:52,226 --> 00:00:55,403 your mom said that you canceled your quincé last year. 23 00:00:55,446 --> 00:00:59,450 I didn't feel like celebrating since my papigot deported. 24 00:01:01,278 --> 00:01:03,150 I can't imagine. 25 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:08,285 Well, what if we had a quinceañera for you this year? 26 00:01:08,329 --> 00:01:10,592 Well, I mean, since she's 16, 27 00:01:10,635 --> 00:01:13,116 wouldn't it be a seis-ceañera? 28 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:16,424 Or a sweet seis-teen? 29 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:18,382 Oh, okay. Okay, baby, we get it. 30 00:01:18,426 --> 00:01:19,862 You know how to say "six" in Spanish. 31 00:01:19,905 --> 00:01:21,255 And siete. 32 00:01:22,299 --> 00:01:24,301 But, you know, we can do it up big 33 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:25,389 right here in the garage. 34 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:26,695 And it can be car-themed. And, ooh! 35 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:28,262 I can make little car cupcakes. 36 00:01:28,305 --> 00:01:30,220 You're not gonna let this go, are you? 37 00:01:30,264 --> 00:01:32,701 No, she is not. 38 00:01:32,744 --> 00:01:36,357 'Cause once Tina sets her sights on something, 39 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,402 she gets what she wants.Mm. 40 00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:42,319 I mean, how do you think she got all this?Ooh. 41 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,242 Necie, thanks so much for helping us 42 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:54,201 with the decorations for the quincé.Mm. 43 00:01:54,244 --> 00:01:56,681 Now, who is gonna do the music? 44 00:01:56,725 --> 00:01:59,336 Babe, you don't have to beg. 45 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:00,729 All right? 46 00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:02,383 I'll do a mix with some Chi-Lites, 47 00:02:02,426 --> 00:02:04,254 and I'll sprinkle in some Commodores. 48 00:02:04,298 --> 00:02:07,562 You know, the kids love The Commodores. 49 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:13,394 Hey, boo. 50 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:15,265 You remember my cousin Lala that you met last month? 51 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:17,398 Yeah.She deejays. 52 00:02:17,441 --> 00:02:18,399 I can ask her to do it. 53 00:02:18,442 --> 00:02:20,183 Okay. Well, Necie, do you think your cousin 54 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:22,142 can give us the family discount? 55 00:02:22,185 --> 00:02:24,318 I'll see what I can do. 56 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:26,363 Okay. "Family discount." 57 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:27,712 Check.Mom? 58 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:29,192 A word. 59 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:32,369 Right-right over here. Can we just...What? 60 00:02:32,413 --> 00:02:34,371 What?Okay, 61 00:02:34,415 --> 00:02:36,330 Mom, look, I'm cool with you and Necie hanging, 62 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:38,201 but please don't scare her away. 63 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:39,333 How would I do that? 64 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:40,464 You just called her family. 65 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:42,118 I know you like her, but I also know 66 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,424 you keep a chest full of gender-neutral baby clothes 67 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:44,512 in your closet. 68 00:02:45,861 --> 00:02:48,298 Well, the goal is to get them in yourcloset. 69 00:02:49,778 --> 00:02:53,129 Okay, fine, fine. I'll be cool.Okay. 70 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,349 Oh. Let's see. 71 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:57,655 Oh, it's Rosa, Yoli's mom. 72 00:02:57,699 --> 00:02:59,396 She's worried about the father-daughter salsa. 73 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:03,313 Obviously, Yoli's dad can't be here, so... 74 00:03:03,357 --> 00:03:04,445 Aw.Oh, Dad, 75 00:03:04,488 --> 00:03:05,489 maybe you can dance with her. 76 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:06,751 You guys have gotten close lately. 77 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:08,231 It could be your gift to her. 78 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:10,668 It could be my gift to all of y'all. 79 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:16,848 I got the moves, man. Oh!Oh. 80 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:22,245 Yes, you do, Mr. Butler, 81 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:24,334 but you should know the salsa isn't easy. 82 00:03:24,378 --> 00:03:25,596 Oh, Dad, 83 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,555 Necie and I took lessons to help with her boxing footwork. 84 00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:28,556 We can teach you. 85 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:31,646 Son, these hips don't lie. 86 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:33,387 These hips don't lie. 87 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:35,650 But they certainly bend the truth. 88 00:03:35,693 --> 00:03:38,566 I can't hear you, boy. I'm in the zone right now. 89 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:44,311 Grover, Dax is here! 90 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:49,359 Hey.Dax, guess what? 91 00:03:49,403 --> 00:03:50,752 I found a diamond sword in level two. 92 00:03:50,795 --> 00:03:52,797 I think we can use it on the zombie mob. 93 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:55,365 Ooh, come on, buddy. No Zombie Crushers. 94 00:03:55,409 --> 00:03:57,324 You know that game gives you nightmares. 95 00:03:57,367 --> 00:03:59,195 You know what else gives me nightmares? 96 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,632 You saying that in front of my friend. 97 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:09,292 Dads can't say anything right.I know. You know, 98 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:10,293 sometimes you want to just drop them off 99 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:11,512 and never pick them up, right? 100 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:15,211 You're gonna pick him up, right? 101 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,518 Yes. Yes. Oh, actually, 102 00:04:17,561 --> 00:04:19,389 can it be around30?Yeah. 103 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:22,523 I'm interviewing people for this new hitting coach spot.Oh. 104 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:26,527 Really? Dave, Barry is the coach of the USC baseball team. 105 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:28,703 Oh, yeah, cool. Go, Trojans. 106 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:33,185 And he's looking for a hitting coach. 107 00:04:33,229 --> 00:04:35,579 Oh, yeah, sure. Have you tried ZipRecruiter? 108 00:04:35,623 --> 00:04:37,451 Uh... 109 00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:40,280 What's zippier than looking right next door? 110 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:42,847 Malcolm is right next door. 111 00:04:42,891 --> 00:04:46,373 Yeah, our friend Malcolm coaches Grover's baseball team. 112 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:48,549 He knows the game inside and out.Well, yeah, 113 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:50,333 and he used to play Minor League Baseball. 114 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:52,335 We think you'd really like him. 115 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:53,597 That's great. 116 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:55,556 Love to talk to him. Tell you what, 117 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:58,559 pass Malcolm my number, and we'll set up an interview. 118 00:04:58,602 --> 00:04:59,516 Oh, great.Thanks, Barry. 119 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:00,691 All right, we'll see you later. 120 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:02,214 Bye.All right, take care. 121 00:05:02,258 --> 00:05:04,434 Oh! Not to, uh, 122 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:06,871 toot our own horns, but I think we just got Malcolm 123 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:08,482 a life-changing opportunity. 124 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:11,354 I think we should, uh, 125 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:13,487 celebrate. 126 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:15,402 Well... 127 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:17,404 But Grover and his friend are here. 128 00:05:17,447 --> 00:05:20,537 Yes. So, after their playdate, we'll have, 129 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:22,887 uh, our playdate. 130 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,847 Hey, Dax, it's time to leave.What? Stop. 131 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:33,681 One, two, three. One, two, three. 132 00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:36,292 Turn her, turn yourself. 133 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,641 Spin around, and... 134 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:39,600 Wepa! Wepa! 135 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,777 Now you try. 136 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:45,519 "Try"? Watch me do.Mm. 137 00:05:45,562 --> 00:05:48,260 One, two, three. One, two, three.Oh. Oh. 138 00:05:48,304 --> 00:05:50,611 And go to the right, go to the left. 139 00:05:50,654 --> 00:05:53,265 Wait.Go to the right and left, to the right. 140 00:05:53,309 --> 00:05:54,441 And boom.Uh... 141 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:55,746 Dad. Dad. No. Dad. 142 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:58,967 Okay. Dad, no. Dad. Dad. 143 00:05:59,010 --> 00:06:00,447 What? 144 00:06:00,490 --> 00:06:01,404 That is not the salsa. 145 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:02,927 That is the electric slide. 146 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:04,842 It is nice is what it is. 147 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:06,540 You ain't got to worry about Yoli. 148 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:09,412 She's in good hands. Or should I say 149 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:10,587 good feet? 150 00:06:16,593 --> 00:06:18,334 Hey. Go, Trojans. 151 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,336 Go, Trojans. All right. 152 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,685 All our teams are kicking butt this year, huh?Oh, 153 00:06:21,729 --> 00:06:23,383 yeah, fight on. 154 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:25,646 Yeah, well, except for our baseball team. 155 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:27,691 I don't know what's up with the new coach they hired. 156 00:06:27,735 --> 00:06:29,389 It's like he's trying to lose. 157 00:06:30,738 --> 00:06:32,740 Well, maybe they hired him 158 00:06:32,783 --> 00:06:34,611 'cause he has a great personality. 159 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:37,919 Yeah, well, it wasn't for his brains, right? 160 00:06:37,962 --> 00:06:39,877 I mean, yo, 161 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:42,619 who puts all their power hitters at the top of the lineup? 162 00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:44,621 Wait, wait, wait. What's wrong with that? 163 00:06:44,665 --> 00:06:46,493 Uh, nothing if you like strikeouts. 164 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:48,625 It's hits that get you on base. 165 00:06:48,669 --> 00:06:50,932 Oh, so you know more than the coach? 166 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:52,586 Oh, yeah, I do. A lot more 167 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:54,457 than Coach Clueless. 168 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:59,549 Oh! I'm so glad that you guys met. You know, 169 00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:00,811 Gemma and I were telling Barry earlier 170 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:02,030 that you would be perfect 171 00:07:02,073 --> 00:07:04,336 for the new USC hitting coach job. 172 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:06,513 Oh, damn. 173 00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:09,516 That means that you're Barry... 174 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:10,995 Dorian. 175 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:13,041 But you can call me Coach Clueless. 176 00:07:13,084 --> 00:07:14,912 Oh! Right. 177 00:07:14,956 --> 00:07:17,349 You already did. 178 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:20,614 See you, Dave. 179 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:23,617 All right, Barry. 180 00:07:24,618 --> 00:07:25,619 What was that all about? 181 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:27,708 Me losing my dream job 182 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:29,884 before I even knew I was up for it. 183 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:37,369 Uh, baby, shouldn't you be practicing your salsa moves? 184 00:07:37,413 --> 00:07:40,068 Why? You can't improve on perfection. 185 00:07:41,809 --> 00:07:44,464 Hey. Mind if I come in? Hey. Yes. 186 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:47,554 Hi.Hey. So, how was dress hunting with your mom? 187 00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:49,599 Oh, it was so fun. We found the dress, 188 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:51,775 but we're still looking for the right tiara. 189 00:07:51,819 --> 00:07:53,385 Oh! Maybe I can help with that. 190 00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:54,648 Tina told me you needed one. 191 00:07:54,691 --> 00:07:57,955 Uh, you have a tiara? 192 00:07:57,999 --> 00:08:00,392 Oh, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie. 193 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:03,787 I'm from Hickory Corners, Michigan. 194 00:08:03,831 --> 00:08:05,789 When we weren't shooting our own dinner, 195 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:07,791 we were teasing our hair for beauty pageants. 196 00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:09,663 Mm-hmm. And don't even ask 197 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:11,578 about her 31 uses for bacon grease. 198 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:16,539 This one is my favorite. 199 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:19,020 Little Miss Teen Pumpkin. 200 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:22,937 It's beautiful. 201 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,678 Oh, it's still got some hay in it. 202 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:27,507 It was kind of a wild night. 203 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:33,425 You know, Yoli, I have a surprise for you, too. 204 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:36,690 I've been working on my salsa so that we can dance. 205 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:38,822 Dance?Yeah. 206 00:08:38,866 --> 00:08:39,910 Like this. Check it out. 207 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:44,828 Ooh, yes!Oh! Go, Papi! 208 00:08:44,872 --> 00:08:47,570 Go, Papi! Go, Papi!- Hey! 209 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,616 Yeah!Yes! 210 00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:51,705 Yeah, get it, Yoli! 211 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:53,533 Wepa! 212 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,709 Yay! 213 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:57,798 I'm sorry. Um... 214 00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,756 I can't do this. 215 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,541 What's wrong? 216 00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:04,805 What just happened? 217 00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:07,808 I don't know. You think I was too good? 218 00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:17,861 Hey. You're here early. 219 00:09:18,906 --> 00:09:21,778 Yeah. These brakes are almost done. 220 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:25,086 Okay, Yoli, look, I'm sorry. 221 00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:27,784 I didn't mean to upset you yesterday. 222 00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:30,657 We can just cancel our salsa dance. 223 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,702 This isn't about the salsa. 224 00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:34,661 Then what is it about? 225 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:37,881 It's just... 226 00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:40,667 Papi and I used to dance together all the time. 227 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:43,713 So when you dipped me and said "wepa," 228 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:45,889 it just reminded me that he isn't here. 229 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:48,065 I can't party when he's all alone. 230 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:49,632 Okay. 231 00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,982 Now, Yoli, you've told me 232 00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:54,768 how much your dad went through for you to be here. 233 00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:57,901 Yeah. He sacrificed everything. 234 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:02,776 And as a father, all we want is for our kids to be happy. 235 00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:05,039 That's why we sacrifice. 236 00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:08,869 Right? He would want you to enjoy your life. 237 00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:10,827 But how do I do that? 238 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:12,960 Well, you can start by coming to your party. 239 00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:15,789 You know, having a good time. 240 00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:17,181 Dance a little bit. 241 00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:19,836 Eat all that popcorn shrimp I already paid for. 242 00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:24,754 Okay. 243 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,843 I will try. 244 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:30,064 Good. Because these moves should not go to waste. 245 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:33,110 The world has already gone through so much. 246 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:34,590 Mm. 247 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,553 I know the other day went horribly, 248 00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:44,687 but thanks to my charm and adding Dax to our car pool, 249 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:47,734 Barry has agreed to meet with you. 250 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:50,693 And was this princess look a part of your ploy? 251 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:51,781 No, that was, uh, 252 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:54,697 just us killing time before you got here. 253 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,049 Uh, well, no more questions about that. 254 00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:03,793 Hey, look, I appreciate how much you guys are helping me out. 255 00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:06,230 And God knows it's the kind of job I've been looking for. 256 00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:08,058 But let's be honest. 257 00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:09,799 It's a waste of time meeting with Barry 258 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,714 after the way I insulted him. 259 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:14,804 No, you can always come back from a bad first impression. 260 00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:16,240 Trust me. I know. 261 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:19,853 Yeah, it's true. Dave was the worst first date I ever had. 262 00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,768 Mm-hmm. 263 00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:25,249 He may want me to kiss his ass, and that's not me. 264 00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:28,775 Well, you don't have to suck up. 265 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:29,950 You just have to echo back anything 266 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,125 the prospective boss might say. 267 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,866 I don't know, Dave. 268 00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:35,912 Well, people love it when you agree with them. 269 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:39,046 Wait. So, were you just agreeing with me 270 00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,787 when you said you really wanted to go 271 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:41,701 to the monster truck rally? 272 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,967 Yes, I was. Uh... 273 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:49,970 But if it means I get to be with you, 274 00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:52,015 then it will all be worth it, my princess. 275 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:57,847 Hey, hey. Uh, g-guys? Just-just let me... 276 00:11:57,891 --> 00:12:00,241 Let me get out of here first, please. Oh. 277 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:08,902 Yoli's fine, babe. 278 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:12,079 I saved the day as always. 279 00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:14,081 I should have a cape. 280 00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:17,780 Mm. Will it help you with your salsa moves? 281 00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:21,784 What are you trying to say? 282 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:24,308 Well, Calvin, you need to take this dance more seriously. 283 00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:26,833 I amtaking it seriously. 284 00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,312 You should see the shirt I have. 285 00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:30,924 The buttons start way down here. 286 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:35,189 I'm talking about the routine. 287 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:38,105 You haven't bothered to really learn the steps. 288 00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:39,889 Baby, you just can't shake your hips 289 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:42,326 and throw in a stanky leg and call it salsa. 290 00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:45,982 I can't? 291 00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:46,940 Calvin, 292 00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,158 the father-daughter dance 293 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,160 is the highlight of the quinceañera. 294 00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:51,988 You got to get it right. 295 00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:54,774 Look, you're more than Yoli's boss, okay? 296 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,819 You've become a father figure to her. 297 00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,908 I know. 298 00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:01,998 And now that Malcolm and Marty are older, 299 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:04,044 they don't need me in the same way. 300 00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:07,003 It's actually kind of nice having her around. 301 00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:09,092 Oh, that's so sweet, baby. 302 00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:10,746 I didn't know you felt that way. 303 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,052 Babe, 304 00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:14,924 women aren't the only ones that miss raising kids. 305 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,275 I mean, I'm only saying that to you, 306 00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:22,018 'cause if you mention that to anybody else, I will deny it. 307 00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:24,934 Okay, okay. Your secret is safe with me. 308 00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,806 But you need to work on your salsa moves 309 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,895 or I'm telling. 310 00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:31,201 Fine. 311 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:34,378 All right, but don't hate on my stanky leg, all right?I'm not. 312 00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:35,945 I'm saving it for our anniversary. 313 00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:38,034 Oh! Oh, oh!Okay. Oh! Oh! Oh! 314 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:41,081 Okay. Hey! Oh! 315 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:47,217 Tina, Calvin. 316 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,872 The shop looks amazing. 317 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:52,744 Thank you so much for everything you've done for my daughter. 318 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:53,876 Well, it's our pleasure. 319 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,139 Yes. Having Yoli be a part of our team 320 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,359 is like a breath of fresh air.Yeah. 321 00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:01,275 I mean, for real, because some of my other guys? 322 00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:02,885 They stink. 323 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:08,282 Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please. 324 00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:10,980 It's now time to present the quinceañera, 325 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,940 Yolanda Soledad Pineda Ramirez. 326 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,991 Yes, mama! 327 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,950 Hey! Hey, now. 328 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:29,042 Dave, are you crying? 329 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,305 Yeah, of course I'm crying. 330 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:33,046 Have you not met me? 331 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,450 Hey. Hey. 332 00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:49,889 Coach Barry. Uh... First of all, 333 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:50,933 thank you for seeing me, man. 334 00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,109 I am so embarrassed about what I said the other day. 335 00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:56,243 Hey, water under the bridge, all right? 336 00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:57,897 You know, that is the perfect place 337 00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,507 for water to be. 338 00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:03,380 Okay. So, 339 00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,905 let me tell you about our program and our philosophy. 340 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:08,081 Now, as you may know, 341 00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:11,345 we are focused more on power than we are speed. 342 00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:13,347 Power. 343 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,349 Power to the people. 344 00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:18,004 So, we are 345 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,310 setting our lineup to score with home runs. 346 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,225 Mm. Mm, I got it. Yeah. 347 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:25,446 'Cause, um, everybody loves the long ball, right? 348 00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:28,884 Exactly. Like, you should see this kid I just recruited. 349 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,495 Now, he's-he's never gonna win a batting title, 350 00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:34,063 but he can knock the cover off the ball. 351 00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:36,500 Covers. Who needs them, right? 352 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,896 Today's game is all about launch angle. 353 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,158 Mm.It's swinging for the fences, 354 00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:44,160 living with the strikeouts. 355 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:47,511 Right. Swing for the fences, and-and-and you live... 356 00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:49,339 Yeah....with the strikeouts. 357 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:50,950 That's, uh... 358 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,516 Coach, I got to tell you, that-that is... 359 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,475 That is wrong, man. 360 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,433 No. I... 361 00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,218 Look, I'm sorry. I can't take this anymore. 362 00:15:58,261 --> 00:16:01,221 You have got to try putting the ball in play. 363 00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:03,179 Try to steal some bases. 364 00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:06,443 Use your team's speed to go from first to third with a single. 365 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:08,271 Manufacture some runs. 366 00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,099 Try... 367 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,537 Well, there I go again. I... 368 00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,278 You know what? 369 00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,019 I am sorry for wasting your time. 370 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:20,066 We obviously see the game in two very different ways, 371 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:23,112 and, brother, I got to call it like I see it. 372 00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:24,418 Well... 373 00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:29,466 I got to call it like I see it, too. 374 00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,346 Cute couple alert. 375 00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:42,262 They a'ight. 376 00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:46,179 So, if y'all want more nights like this, 377 00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,529 we make really good babysitters. 378 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,315 What does that even mean? 379 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,276 Ooh! 380 00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:59,322 I hope my mom isn't scaring you off. 381 00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:02,412 Because she is kind of scaring me off. 382 00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:05,024 I can handle your mom, gorgeous. 383 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:08,331 The question is... can you handle me? 384 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,116 Oh. 385 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:28,264 All right, everyone. 386 00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,571 It's time for the father-daughter dance. 387 00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:34,357 And in place of Yoli's dad, my dad, Calvin Butler. 388 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:37,317 Yay! My baby! 389 00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:39,275 You ready, viejo? 390 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:42,104 You know, I looked that up, and it means "old." 391 00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:44,063 Oh, well, it does, 392 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,456 but, you know, so much gets lost in translation. 393 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:50,678 When I say it to you, it means you're my favorite old guy. 394 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:52,201 Aw. 395 00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:53,463 You believed in me. 396 00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,335 And I still do. 397 00:17:56,466 --> 00:17:59,165 Come on, guys! Let's go! 398 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,340 Hey! 399 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,212 Okay! 400 00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:05,345 Hey! 401 00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:11,046 Oh! Go on, y'all! Oh! 402 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,093 Okay, get it, baby! 403 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,184 Oh! Hey! 404 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,633 Hey! Oh! 405 00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,765 Hey now!Hey! 406 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:40,336 Wepa! 407 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,298 Okay, I'll have to admit, 408 00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:49,389 that was pretty fun.Yeah. 409 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:52,043 Well, I'm sorry your dad couldn't be here, 410 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:54,307 but at least he got to see you dance. 411 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,265 What? 412 00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:59,181 Papi? Oh, my God. I miss you so much. 413 00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:00,443 Thank you. 414 00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:01,444 Oh, you're welcome. Now, don't be too long, 415 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:04,230 because, uh, there's international rates. 416 00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,318 Oh. 417 00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:14,153 Then I couldn't hold it back any longer, so I had 418 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,241 to tell him what I really thought. 419 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,067 Which is the exact opposite 420 00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:17,156 of what I told him to do. 421 00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,421 Well, luckily, Dave, 422 00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,205 it kind of worked out. 423 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:26,426 Barry liked my honesty. 424 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,819 He liked my passion. And so... 425 00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:30,604 you are looking at the new hitting coach 426 00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:32,258 for the USC Trojans! 427 00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:37,263 You're kidding me, right? 428 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,395 No, Pop. No. I start on Monday. 429 00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:41,702 What?!And so I am officially 430 00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:44,270 retiring my old uniform. 431 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,489 I would say hang this thing from the rafters, 432 00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,274 but, uh, I don't ever 433 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,450 want to see it again. Yes. 434 00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:53,540 Oh, man. You know, it's been a crazy journey. 435 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:56,151 Yeah.But, uh, I want you all to know 436 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,240 I appreciate that you never stopped believing in me. 437 00:19:58,284 --> 00:19:59,459 Aw. 438 00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:01,156 Especially you, Pop. 439 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,203 Ah. Well, Malcolm, son, 440 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,292 I, um... 441 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:10,513 Somebody else go.I will. I-I will, baby. 442 00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:12,472 Oh, my baby boy. 443 00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,865 You are so gifted, Malcolm, 444 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:17,390 and I'm so damn happy 445 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,653 that you're finally being recognized.Yeah. 446 00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:20,654 Thank you, Mom. 447 00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:22,656 I love you so much. 448 00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,527 Yes! 449 00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:27,487 I'm proud of you, too, big bro.My man. 450 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:28,618 And a special thanks to Dave 451 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:31,273 and Gemma for introducing me to Barry.Yeah. 452 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,580 Well, of course.Well, it was my idea, so... 453 00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:36,496 Okay, you know what? L-Like I was saying, 454 00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:40,326 Malcolm, I'm really proud of you, man, 455 00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:41,762 and, uh... 456 00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,764 it's an honor to be your father. 457 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,333 You... 458 00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:48,899 I was, uh... 459 00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:50,640 You know what I'm talking about.Yeah, yeah, yeah. 460 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,686 Well, how about 461 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,340 we go inside and celebrate.Yeah! 462 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,777 Let's go!