1 00:00:06,397 --> 00:00:08,138 All right, everybody, look. 2 00:00:08,182 --> 00:00:09,531 My mama's gonna be here soon. 3 00:00:09,574 --> 00:00:10,445 Feet down. 4 00:00:12,795 --> 00:00:14,623 Dave, you know how you usually 5 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:17,060 go on and on about how great I am? 6 00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:18,322 I know, I'll turn it down. 7 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:20,020 No, no, no, no, no, no. 8 00:00:20,063 --> 00:00:21,021 I need you to turn it all the way up. 9 00:00:22,848 --> 00:00:24,807 Sometimes she forgets the light 10 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:26,461 I bring into the world. 11 00:00:26,504 --> 00:00:28,463 I'm gonna need the full Dave. 12 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:29,942 Okay, full Dave. 13 00:00:29,986 --> 00:00:31,466 Locked and loaded. 14 00:00:33,511 --> 00:00:35,818 Calvin, she's coming to see her baby boy 15 00:00:35,861 --> 00:00:37,211 get the Chamber of Commerce Award. 16 00:00:37,254 --> 00:00:39,604 Mama Marilyn's leaving a luxury cruise 17 00:00:39,648 --> 00:00:41,563 with Calvin's brother just to be here. 18 00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:43,217 Now, that is a proud mother. 19 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:45,393 Oh, where was my proud mother 20 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:47,134 when I got my award in fifth grade? 21 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:50,267 It was for perfect attendance, Marty. 22 00:00:50,311 --> 00:00:51,790 And you didn't attend. 23 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:56,099 You don't see the irony in that? 24 00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:59,320 Look, I just want this visit to go perfectly. 25 00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:02,932 Sometimes my mom can be a little hard to please. 26 00:01:02,975 --> 00:01:05,717 A little? Mama Marilyn is a gangster. 27 00:01:05,761 --> 00:01:07,241 She's the only one who can crack on Pop 28 00:01:07,284 --> 00:01:08,285 without him cracking back. 29 00:01:08,329 --> 00:01:10,722 Well, it's called respect. 30 00:01:10,766 --> 00:01:12,246 And a little fear. 31 00:01:12,289 --> 00:01:14,074 I grew up in the '70s. 32 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:16,032 Whuppin' kids was still in style. 33 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,468 Yeah, that's it. It's true. 34 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:18,600 Ooh, she's here, y'all. 35 00:01:18,643 --> 00:01:19,601 Ooh, I got flowers for her! 36 00:01:19,644 --> 00:01:21,168 Okay, baby. 37 00:01:23,213 --> 00:01:25,650 Hi.Oh, my God! 38 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:32,396 Ooh, girl, you look beautiful as ever. 39 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,224 Thank you.Hey, my grandbabies. 40 00:01:34,268 --> 00:01:36,270 You see me!I see you. 41 00:01:36,313 --> 00:01:38,576 With faces like these, 42 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,535 why don't I have tons of beautiful great-grandbabies? 43 00:01:42,276 --> 00:01:44,191 Well, Marilyn, I'd settle for just one ugly one. 44 00:01:46,584 --> 00:01:48,673 You must be Dave and Gemma. 45 00:01:48,717 --> 00:01:50,197 Hi! Oh! 46 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,286 I feel so warm and safe. 47 00:01:54,984 --> 00:01:56,159 Hey, Mama. 48 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:57,682 Oh, there you are. 49 00:01:57,726 --> 00:01:59,554 Yeah, yeah. 50 00:01:59,597 --> 00:02:01,077 You're looking good, baby. 51 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,034 But you got to start exfoliating. 52 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:03,732 Yeah. 53 00:02:03,775 --> 00:02:05,821 Oh, no, uh, right. 54 00:02:05,864 --> 00:02:07,301 Uh, Mama Marilyn? 55 00:02:07,344 --> 00:02:09,520 No need to exfoliate perfection. 56 00:02:09,564 --> 00:02:11,261 I mean, do you see those pores? 57 00:02:11,305 --> 00:02:12,958 No, you don't, because they don't exist. 58 00:02:13,002 --> 00:02:14,917 Dave, come on. 59 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,658 Y-You're embarrassing me. 60 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:18,703 Come on. 61 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:29,149 Mmm, girl, if I had a cookbook, 62 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,454 I'd put your recipes in it. 63 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:34,284 I understand why your business is booming. 64 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:36,547 Aw, thank you, Marilyn.Yeah. 65 00:02:36,591 --> 00:02:38,288 Well, you know, Calvin's auto shop is doing great, too. 66 00:02:38,332 --> 00:02:39,811 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 67 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:40,986 But I can't eat a car. 68 00:02:43,946 --> 00:02:45,817 You know, Mom, uh, 69 00:02:45,861 --> 00:02:48,168 the city is literally giving me an award 70 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:50,344 for how my business serves the community. 71 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:52,128 I think I'm doing all right. 72 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,435 Lighten up, Calvin. 73 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:56,176 Everything does not have to be about you. 74 00:02:57,786 --> 00:03:00,528 Well, you know, tonight kind of is. 75 00:03:00,571 --> 00:03:03,052 Well, you know, Calvin getting an award 76 00:03:03,095 --> 00:03:05,141 is pretty impressive, don't you think, Marilyn? 77 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:08,188 It was 30 years ago when I got it. 78 00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:11,539 They weren't just handing them out 79 00:03:11,582 --> 00:03:13,018 to anybody back in the day. 80 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:14,281 Mm. 81 00:03:14,324 --> 00:03:16,239 And they still aren't. 82 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:21,723 How cool is it that Calvin is following in your footsteps? 83 00:03:21,766 --> 00:03:23,594 Yeah, yeah. 84 00:03:23,638 --> 00:03:25,335 You know, actually, I was just thinking 85 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:27,424 it should be called "the Butler Award." 86 00:03:27,468 --> 00:03:29,252 Oh, that's good, that's good. 87 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:32,168 They should call it "the Marilyn Butler Award." 88 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,431 Because I got it first. 89 00:03:35,824 --> 00:03:37,434 Well, mine's gonna be shinier than yours 90 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:40,002 because it's new. 91 00:03:40,045 --> 00:03:41,221 What-what's that, Calvin? 92 00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:42,874 Uh, I was just, I was saying 93 00:03:42,918 --> 00:03:43,919 that I like your new hairdo. 94 00:03:43,962 --> 00:03:45,181 Oh. 95 00:03:48,489 --> 00:03:51,013 That's either potato chip grease or glue. 96 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:54,016 Only one way to find out. 97 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:56,888 Oh. 98 00:03:56,932 --> 00:03:58,020 Peanut butter. 99 00:04:00,022 --> 00:04:01,806 That's nasty. 100 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:05,245 This is why I always get my own bowl of chips. 101 00:04:08,944 --> 00:04:11,990 Hey, so what's this history collage you guys are working on? 102 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:14,776 We're learning about the Elaine Massacre in Arkansas. 103 00:04:14,819 --> 00:04:17,039 Hmm, I never learned about that in school. 104 00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:20,042 Hundreds of Black people were killed in a riot in 1919. 105 00:04:20,085 --> 00:04:23,263 The book says that state officials tried to cover it up. 106 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:25,134 Oh, this is a part of the new 107 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:27,049 diverse studies program that your mom started, huh? 108 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:28,485 Yeah, Mom doesn't want us growing up 109 00:04:28,529 --> 00:04:29,965 as clueless as you guys did. 110 00:04:30,008 --> 00:04:32,228 Well... 111 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,577 I don't want to be clueless, 112 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:35,449 so I'm gonna learn with you guys. 113 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:37,320 My dad says there's lots of people 114 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:39,148 who'd rather act like those things never happened. 115 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:42,020 Well, unfortunately, he's not wrong. 116 00:04:42,064 --> 00:04:44,022 Boys, set your alarm. 117 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:45,415 It's time for me to get woke. 118 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,421 I'm sorry, he learned it from TikTok. 119 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:52,683 There's nothing I can do. 120 00:04:56,905 --> 00:05:00,256 And where would Calvin's Pit Stop be 121 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,737 without my Tina? 122 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:05,522 She's the engine of my life 123 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:08,699 with the performance chassis that is built 124 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:10,614 to hug my road. 125 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:15,663 Ooh, that's fire, baby! 126 00:05:15,706 --> 00:05:16,707 Hold up. 127 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:20,711 You're not really gonna use that tonight, are you? 128 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:23,888 Not anymore. No. 129 00:05:23,932 --> 00:05:26,891 Uh, so what time does this little thing start tonight? 130 00:05:26,935 --> 00:05:30,068 Uh, well, this "little thing" starts at00. 131 00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:31,809 Aren't you gonna get ready? 132 00:05:31,853 --> 00:05:34,116 Yeah, yeah, I'm just working on my acceptance speech. 133 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:36,292 How hard is it just to say, 134 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,294 "Thank you, God, thank you, Mama," 135 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,340 and get the hell off the stage? 136 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:44,082 Um... 137 00:05:44,126 --> 00:05:45,475 Marilyn... 138 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:47,869 I am supposed to introduce Calvin tonight, 139 00:05:47,912 --> 00:05:49,871 but since you're here, 140 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:52,003 why don't you say some nice words 141 00:05:52,047 --> 00:05:53,918 about him in my place? 142 00:05:53,962 --> 00:05:56,356 Oh, Tina, that's a wonderful idea. Thank you. 143 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:58,009 Uh, Mama, you sure you can 144 00:05:58,053 --> 00:05:59,707 put together a speech at the last minute? 145 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:02,013 Last minute is when I do my best work. 146 00:06:07,845 --> 00:06:09,499 Oh, babe. 147 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:11,501 Um, I probably should've 148 00:06:11,545 --> 00:06:13,329 run that by you first. I'm sorry. 149 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,939 No, you know what, don't be. 150 00:06:14,983 --> 00:06:17,333 Thank you. Mm. 151 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:20,815 Now my mama will be forced to brag about me in public. 152 00:06:20,858 --> 00:06:22,773 You know? 153 00:06:22,817 --> 00:06:24,384 I wonder what she's gonna talk about first. 154 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:26,690 You know, my business savvy, 155 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:29,301 or how the community loves me? 156 00:06:29,345 --> 00:06:31,434 Or... oh, oh! 157 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:32,740 Or how humble I am. 158 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:40,922 Stop fighting me, Double Stuf! 159 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:43,751 Excuse me, Mrs. Johnson? 160 00:06:43,794 --> 00:06:45,013 Yep. 161 00:06:45,056 --> 00:06:47,842 Stan Simmons, Eden's dad. 162 00:06:47,885 --> 00:06:50,410 They said I'd find you by the vending machine. 163 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:52,063 That's sad. 164 00:06:52,107 --> 00:06:53,848 Um... 165 00:06:53,891 --> 00:06:55,415 How can I help you? 166 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:58,635 I just want to say I'm, uh, really struggling 167 00:06:58,679 --> 00:06:59,941 with this new diversity curriculum. 168 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:00,985 "Struggling"? 169 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:02,944 Well, not me. More Eden. 170 00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:04,728 I mean, there's educating, 171 00:07:04,772 --> 00:07:06,426 and then there's burdening our children with guilt, 172 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:09,429 which can lead to depression and God knows what else. 173 00:07:11,256 --> 00:07:13,041 Well, we certainly don't want any of that. 174 00:07:13,084 --> 00:07:14,825 Mm-hmm. 175 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:16,174 But the goal is to tell the truth 176 00:07:16,218 --> 00:07:17,741 about our country's history. 177 00:07:17,785 --> 00:07:20,527 But by being exposed to this curriculum, 178 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:22,442 she's feeling responsible for things 179 00:07:22,485 --> 00:07:24,269 she had nothing to do with. 180 00:07:24,313 --> 00:07:26,794 Like race riots and slavery. 181 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:28,839 Well, our children didn't fight the British, 182 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:31,059 but we teach them about the American Revolution. 183 00:07:34,671 --> 00:07:35,977 I just think it's important for our kids 184 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:37,631 to get the full picture. 185 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,592 I was hoping to avoid this, Mrs. Johnson, but, um... 186 00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:45,116 I donate a lot of money to this school, 187 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:48,598 and I'd hate to take it and my child elsewhere. 188 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:53,211 I think the old textbook gave the right picture. 189 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:01,742 If you donate so much money, 190 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:03,570 why don't we have better vending machines? 191 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,667 Wow, Pop, it is crazy 192 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:16,539 how this night is supposed to be about you, 193 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:18,672 but, uh, everybody is loving on Mama Marilyn. 194 00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:22,110 Well, that's all right. 195 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:23,720 Because in a minute, 196 00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:26,462 she's about to give me all my props. 197 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,551 Now sit down and eat your little sea bass. 198 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:31,467 Fun fact. 199 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,513 Marty, this is the quiet part of the dinner. 200 00:08:41,912 --> 00:08:43,348 Uh, you okay? 201 00:08:45,263 --> 00:08:47,527 I'm fine. Why do you ask? 202 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:49,180 Well, you're... 203 00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:50,704 double-fisting rosés. 204 00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:53,533 They're small. 205 00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:59,843 I just can't stop thinking about that big donor from school. 206 00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:02,672 I've gotten more calls about the new book. 207 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:05,414 If we lose donations over this, I could lose my job. 208 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:07,068 Well, I think you need to let 209 00:09:07,111 --> 00:09:09,070 all the parents voice their opinions. 210 00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:11,115 I mean, if you're gonna go down, go down fighting. 211 00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:14,728 You know what, you're right. 212 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,687 I'll call a meeting and explain how important 213 00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:19,689 this new curriculum is.Yeah. 214 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:21,778 Thanks, honey. 215 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:26,130 Two more rosés, please. 216 00:09:26,174 --> 00:09:27,741 Relax, one's for you. 217 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:33,094 Okay, all right, everybody, here we go. 218 00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:34,051 Forks down, cameras up. 219 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:35,749 Get your camera. 220 00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:37,707 Welcome, everybody. 221 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:39,448 Here to introduce this year's 222 00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:41,624 Excellence in Business award winner 223 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:44,105 is a recipient herself for her employment agency, 224 00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:46,803 and my first crush. 225 00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:50,328 Mrs. Marilyn Butler. 226 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:59,599 Uh, uh, Tina, get me a napkin. 227 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:00,774 This-this is about to get deep, I'm sure. 228 00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:03,037 Okay. 229 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,735 Thank you, everyone. 230 00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:07,607 What can I say about my son, Calvin... 231 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:11,959 ...that he hasn't already told you about himself? 232 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:17,007 Okay, ev-everybody starts their speech off with a joke. 233 00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:19,270 Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, no. 234 00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:21,838 That was a pretty good one. 235 00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:25,450 I always knew Calvin would be his own boss. 236 00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:26,800 He had to be. 237 00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:27,975 No one else would hire him. 238 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:33,633 Calvin, your mom is killing it. 239 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,941 All my laughs are fake, by the way. 240 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,641 I'm so sorry, baby. 241 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:44,078 Asking her to do the intro was a mistake. 242 00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:46,863 No, Marty's outfit is a mistake. 243 00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:51,172 This is a disaster. 244 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,792 Wow. 245 00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:05,882 Seriously, since there were so many people tonight 246 00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:08,755 who thanked me for helping them start their businesses, 247 00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,495 I think I should get this award again. 248 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:15,675 We love you, Marilyn! 249 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:17,764 Sit on down, Frank. Stop flirting. 250 00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:21,202 But, seriously, 251 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:24,945 this award is a great honor for my son. 252 00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:27,817 I'm sure he's gonna cherish it like it's his first one. 253 00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,427 Because it is. 254 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:32,300 Oh! 255 00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,606 This has got to be almost over, right? 256 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,130 If there's a God. 257 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:40,830 I can go on and on about Calvin, 258 00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:44,138 but why do that when he's so much better at it? 259 00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,925 Ladies and gentlemen, 260 00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,884 this year's honoree 261 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:53,364 and his own biggest fan, 262 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:56,063 my son, Calvin Butler. 263 00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:59,762 Go, Daddy! 264 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:02,460 Oh, she thinks she got jokes? I got jokes. 265 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,245 Ca-Calvin, don't do it. She's your mother. 266 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:05,681 You'll regret it. Just stick to your speech. 267 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,770 Baby, you'll be fine. 268 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,946 All right, go ahead, baby! That's my husband!Go, Dad! Go! 269 00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,254 You want me to stay up here with you? 270 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:14,864 Make sure they keep laughing? 271 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:17,519 No, Mama, I got it. Uh, Frank? 272 00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,173 Would you mind? Thank you.Oh, yeah, yeah, of course. 273 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,262 Yeah, please, go with Frank, Mama. 274 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,528 Thank you. And, uh... 275 00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,443 thank you, Mama, for those kind words. 276 00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:36,538 If it wasn't for your endless positivity, 277 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:38,148 who knows where I would be today? 278 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:46,417 I mean, it's that kind of motherly love 279 00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:48,898 and support that keeps me going. 280 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:53,903 Is he making fun of me? 281 00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,905 Oh, the tiramisu is delicious. 282 00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:57,733 Did you have some? 283 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:04,566 And again, 284 00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:06,568 I just want to say thank you to my wonderful mother, 285 00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:09,179 my beautiful wife, my two sons, 286 00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,181 and the Chamber of Commerce 287 00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:12,792 for this great award. 288 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,184 Thank you guys so much. 289 00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,669 So that's how you get your laughs, huh? 290 00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,584 Making fun of your mama? 291 00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,805 I just read from my speech. 292 00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:30,026 Just be happy you can't read my mind. 293 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:36,554 Ooh. 294 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,643 Calvin, I've got to say... 295 00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:39,949 I'm kind of afraid of your mom. 296 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,563 Well, I'm a grown-ass man, Dave, and I'm not. 297 00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,478 Oh, I think she's coming back. 298 00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,002 Okay, okay... 299 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,619 And that's why I stand behind my decision. 300 00:13:57,662 --> 00:14:00,143 This book is not teaching an alternate history. 301 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,624 It's teaching the history of America. 302 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:09,022 The floor is open for comments. 303 00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,851 You did great, hon. I'm really proud of you. 304 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,462 Me, too. You know, I like watching you take on the masses. 305 00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:17,769 And by "masses," I mean "ignorant asses." 306 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:22,383 Stan Simmons, Eden's dad. 307 00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:25,473 The world's already a scary place. 308 00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,649 We don't need our children's innocent minds 309 00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:29,433 filled with stuff they don't need to know about 310 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:30,913 by so-called educators. 311 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,220 Let our kids... 312 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,004 be kids. 313 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:42,446 Did he just say "so-called"? 314 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,884 Yes, he did. 315 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,842 Hold my earrings. This might get ugly. 316 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:47,974 Mm-hmm. 317 00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:50,019 Here, hold my earrings, too. 318 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,891 I'm her ride-or-die. 319 00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,242 Can we say something? 320 00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:56,852 Grover? 321 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,506 What are you kids doing here? 322 00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,682 We came to say we don't want the old book. 323 00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:02,336 We like the new one. 324 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,859 We want to learn the truth about our history. 325 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,600 Yeah, we're not scared. 326 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:06,731 We can handle anything. 327 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:07,907 We eat the lunch here. 328 00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,041 We are the youth... 329 00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:13,956 And we want the truth! 330 00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,352 Sorry, Dad, I'm not uncomfortable. 331 00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:19,919 You are. These things happened. 332 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:20,920 I need to know about it. 333 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:26,403 You kids are too young for all of this. 334 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,710 I disagree. 335 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:31,582 If my son's old enough to experience racism, 336 00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,280 then your daughter is old enough to learn about it. 337 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:39,373 Y-You're making a big mistake. 338 00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:40,635 And it's gonna cost you. 339 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,506 Mr. Simmons, 340 00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,378 I know in my heart if we don't tell 341 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:48,077 the whole story, that will be the mistake. 342 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,905 But if parents like you are gonna threaten 343 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,559 to pull your donations over this, 344 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:54,170 then this isn't the place for me. 345 00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:56,956 No, Ms. Johnson, we love what you're doing. 346 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,740 I'd be happy to donate more money 347 00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,568 so our kids can learn their true history. 348 00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:03,266 Us, too.Oh, count me in. 349 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,529 And my kids don't even go to this school. 350 00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:16,845 Thanks again for your hospitality, Tina. 351 00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:20,066 And thanks for the ride to the airport, boys. 352 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,720 Somebody else was too busy. 353 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,856 Well, I don't remember somebody asking me. 354 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,339 Well, I'm sorry you had to cut your trip short. 355 00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,950 Ouch, man. It's already uncomfortable enough. 356 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,387 I don't need you poking me. 357 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,215 Mama Marilyn, are you sure 358 00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:40,825 you can't stay for another day or two? 359 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,566 Uh, thank you, Malcolm, 360 00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:45,395 but I know when I'm not wanted. 361 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,441 Again... 362 00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:50,705 just reading from my prepared speech. 363 00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,924 Mm-hmm. 364 00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:55,710 Disrespected by my own son. 365 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:58,843 "Disrespected"? 366 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,845 Me disrespecting you? 367 00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,412 Oh! 368 00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:05,415 Wow! 369 00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:07,461 That is rich. 370 00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:10,551 Boy, are you coming for me? 371 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,161 No, Mama, this my house right here. 372 00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:14,250 I need you to understand this...Oh! Oh! Oh! 373 00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,470 Oh! Okay, oh, oh, wait, okay, all right! 374 00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:18,559 It is time 375 00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:22,041 that you both acknowledge that you are just alike. 376 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,652 Spicy and lovable all wrapped up into one. 377 00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:27,046 Which is why I love you both. 378 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:30,005 But nobody is leaving my house until you talk things out. 379 00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,400 That's right, I said it. 380 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,493 Well, I guess Tina told you. 381 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,627 I thought she was telling you. 382 00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:51,679 Ma, I just wanted this visit to be different this time. 383 00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,420 I mean, I was proud of that award, 384 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,030 and I wanted you to be, too. 385 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,946 Calvin, I am proud of you. 386 00:17:57,989 --> 00:18:00,166 Well, it doesn't feel like it. 387 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,298 In fact, it's never felt like it. 388 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:05,127 My whole life, I've been second with you. 389 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,434 I mean, and I'm your firstborn. 390 00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:09,218 Curtis... 391 00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,090 he gets all the attention. 392 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,048 And I got all the wisecracks. 393 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,137 You didn't need my attention. 394 00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,966 Like Tina said, we're just alike. 395 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:21,100 Good-looking, intelligent, 396 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,319 independent and thick-skinned. 397 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,715 You see what you did? What? 398 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,760 You were talking about me, but really, 399 00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,632 it was a compliment about you. 400 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,896 Oh, that's where I get that from. 401 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:41,337 Son, you were the kind of kid that if I said 402 00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,557 there was something impossible for you to do, 403 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,125 you would get up the next day and just do it. 404 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,258 Well, why did I get a whupping 405 00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,260 when you said it was impossible for me 406 00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,132 to drive your car? 407 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,351 Baby, you were only 12 years old. 408 00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,225 I mean, it was a small car, you remember that? 409 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,748 It was a little bitty car. 410 00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:02,097 Yeah, I remember. 411 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,230 Look, you were a shooting star then. 412 00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:06,275 You're a shooting star now. 413 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,930 Well, that would've been a nice line 414 00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,975 for your speech last night. 415 00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,716 But where's the fun in that? 416 00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:18,548 Calvin, I love the man you've become. 417 00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,812 Despite the fact that you was gonna kick my ass out. 418 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,903 No, you were the one that wanted to leave. 419 00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,688 Well, now I'll stay 420 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,994 a few extra days. 421 00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,605 And you can make it up to me. 422 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,609 My baby. Thanks, Mama. 423 00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,263 Thank you, honey. 424 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:38,786 So, uh... 425 00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:41,571 how many extra days we talking? 426 00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,313 I'm playing, I'm playing. 427 00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:52,191 You know, it's been a while since I've stretched out 428 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,323 the old karaoke cords, but... 429 00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,499 Mama Marilyn, you are in for a treat. 430 00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,545 Oh, no, baby. 431 00:19:58,588 --> 00:19:59,763 We're gonna save you for last. 432 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,116 Okay, baby, start us off. 433 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,988 Baby, you know I'm tired. 434 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:35,277 Say what 435 00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:46,245 Come on, y'all! 436 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,421 So you still want to follow this? 437 00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:49,900 Nope.