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All right, everybody, look.

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My mama's gonna be here soon.

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Feet down.

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Dave, you know how you usually

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go on and on
about how great I am?

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I know,
I'll turn it down.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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I need you to turn it
all the way up.

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Sometimes she forgets the light

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I bring into the world.

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I'm gonna need the full Dave.

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Okay, full Dave.

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Locked and loaded.

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Calvin, she's coming
to see her baby boy

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get the Chamber
of Commerce Award.

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Mama Marilyn's leaving
a luxury cruise

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with Calvin's brother
just to be here.

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Now, that is a proud mother.

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Oh, where was my proud mother

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when I got my award
in fifth grade?

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It was for perfect attendance,
Marty.

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And you didn't attend.

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You don't see the irony in that?

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Look, I just want this
visit to go perfectly.

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Sometimes my mom can be
a little hard to please.

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[laughs] A little?
Mama Marilyn is a gangster.

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She's the only one
who can crack on Pop

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without him cracking back.

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Well, it's called respect.

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And a little fear. [chuckles]

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I grew up in the '70s.

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Whuppin' kids was
still in style.

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Yeah, that's it.
It's true.

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[doorbell rings]Ooh, she's here, y'all.

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Ooh, I got
flowers for her!

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Okay, baby.

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Hi.Oh, my God!

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Ooh, girl, you look
beautiful as ever.

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Thank you.Hey, my grandbabies.

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You see me!I see you.

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With faces like these,

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why don't I have tons
of beautiful great-grandbabies?

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Well, Marilyn, I'd settle
for just one ugly one.

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You must be Dave and Gemma.

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Hi! Oh!

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I feel so warm
and safe.

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Hey, Mama.

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Oh, there you are.

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Yeah, yeah.

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You're looking good,
baby.

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But you got to start
exfoliating.

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Yeah.

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Oh, no, uh, right.

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Uh, Mama Marilyn?

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No need to exfoliate
perfection.

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I mean,
do you see those pores?

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No, you don't,
because they don't exist.

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Dave, come on.

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Y-You're embarrassing me.

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Come on.

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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Mmm, girl, if I had a cookbook,

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I'd put your recipes in it.

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[laughs]

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I understand
why your business is booming.

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Aw, thank you, Marilyn.Yeah.

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Well, you know, Calvin's
auto shop is doing great, too.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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But I can't eat a car.

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[both laugh]

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You know, Mom, uh,

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the city is literally
giving me an award

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for how my business
serves the community.

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I think I'm doing all right.

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Lighten up, Calvin.

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Everything does not
have to be about you.

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Well, you know,
tonight kind of is.

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Well, you know,
Calvin getting an award

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is pretty impressive,
don't you think, Marilyn?

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It was 30 years ago
when I got it.

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They weren't just
handing them out

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to anybody
back in the day.

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Mm.

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And they still aren't.

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How cool is it that Calvin is
following in your footsteps?

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Yeah, yeah.

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You know, actually,
I was just thinking

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it should be called
"the Butler Award."

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Oh, that's good,
that's good.

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They should call it
"the Marilyn Butler Award."

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Because I got it first.

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Well, mine's gonna be
shinier than yours

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because it's new.

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What-what's that, Calvin?

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Uh, I was just, I was saying

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that I like your new hairdo.

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Oh.

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♪

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That's either
potato chip grease or glue.

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Only one way to find out.

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Oh.

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Peanut butter.

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That's nasty.

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This is why I always get
my own bowl of chips.

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Hey, so what's this history
collage you guys are working on?

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We're learning about
the Elaine Massacre in Arkansas.

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Hmm, I never learned
about that in school.

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Hundreds of Black people
were killed in a riot in 1919.

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The book says that state
officials tried to cover it up.

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Oh, this is a part
of the new

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diverse studies program
that your mom started, huh?

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Yeah, Mom doesn't want us
growing up

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as clueless as you guys did.

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[chuckles]
Well...

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I don't want to be clueless,

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so I'm gonna learn
with you guys.

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My dad says
there's lots of people

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who'd rather act like
those things never happened.

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Well, unfortunately,
he's not wrong.

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Boys, set your alarm.

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It's time for me to get woke.

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I'm sorry,
he learned it from TikTok.

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There's nothing
I can do.

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♪

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And where would
Calvin's Pit Stop be

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without my Tina?

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She's the engine of my life

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with the performance chassis
that is built

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to hug my road.

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Ooh, that's fire, baby!

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Hold up.

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You're not really gonna
use that tonight, are you?

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Not anymore. No.

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Uh, so what time does
this little thing start tonight?

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Uh, well, this "little thing"
starts at 6:00.

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Aren't you gonna get ready?

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Yeah, yeah, I'm just working
on my acceptance speech.

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How hard is it just to say,

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"Thank you, God,
thank you, Mama,"

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and get the hell off the stage?

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Um...

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[stammers]
Marilyn...

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I am supposed
to introduce Calvin tonight,

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but since you're here,

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why don't you say
some nice words

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about him in my place?

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Oh, Tina, that's a
wonderful idea. Thank you.

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Uh, Mama, you sure you can

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put together a speech
at the last minute?

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Last minute is when
I do my best work.

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Oh, babe.

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Um, I probably should've

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run that by you first.
I'm sorry.

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No, you know what, don't be.

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Thank you.
Mm.

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Now my mama will be forced
to brag about me in public.

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You know?

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I wonder what she's
gonna talk about first.

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You know, my business savvy,

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or how the community loves me?

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Or... oh, oh!

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Or how humble I am.

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♪

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[grunts]

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Stop fighting me, Double Stuf!

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Excuse me,
Mrs. Johnson?

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Yep.

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Stan Simmons, Eden's dad.

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They said I'd find you
by the vending machine.

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That's sad.

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Um... [chuckles]

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How can I help you?

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I just want to say I'm,
uh, really struggling

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with this new
diversity curriculum.

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"Struggling"?

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Well, not me. More Eden.

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I mean, there's educating,

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and then there's burdening
our children with guilt,

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which can lead to depression
and God knows what else.

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Well, we certainly
don't want any of that.

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Mm-hmm.

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But the goal is
to tell the truth

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about our country's history.

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But by being exposed
to this curriculum,

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she's feeling responsible
for things

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she had nothing to do with.

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Like race riots and slavery.

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Well, our children
didn't fight the British,

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but we teach them about
the American Revolution.

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I just think it's
important for our kids

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to get the full picture.

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I was hoping to avoid this,
Mrs. Johnson, but, um...

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I donate a lot of money
to this school,

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and I'd hate to take it
and my child elsewhere.

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I think the old textbook
gave the right picture.

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If you donate so much money,

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why don't we have
better vending machines?

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♪

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[indistinct chatter, laughter]

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Wow, Pop, it is crazy

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how this night is supposed
to be about you,

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but, uh, everybody is
loving on Mama Marilyn.

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Well, that's
all right.

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Because in a minute,

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she's about to give me
all my props.

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Now sit down and eat
your little sea bass.

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Fun fact.

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Marty, this is
the quiet part of the dinner.

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Uh, you okay?

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I'm fine. Why do you ask?

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Well, you're...

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double-fisting rosés.

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They're small.

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I just can't stop thinking about
that big donor from school.

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I've gotten more calls
about the new book.

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If we lose donations over this,
I could lose my job.

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Well, I think
you need to let

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all the parents
voice their opinions.

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I mean, if you're gonna
go down, go down fighting.

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You know what,
you're right.

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I'll call a meeting
and explain how important

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this new curriculum is.Yeah.

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Thanks, honey.

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Two more rosés, please.

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Relax, one's for you.

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♪

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Okay, all right,
everybody, here we go.

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Forks down, cameras up.

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Get your camera.

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Welcome, everybody.

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Here to introduce this year's

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Excellence in Business
award winner

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is a recipient herself
for her employment agency,

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and my first crush.

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Mrs. Marilyn Butler.

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[cheering, applause]

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Uh, uh, Tina, get me a napkin.

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This-this is about to get deep,
I'm sure.

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Okay.

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Thank you, everyone.

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What can I say
about my son, Calvin...

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...that he hasn't already
told you about himself?

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[laughter, clamoring]

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Okay, ev-everybody starts
their speech off with a joke.

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Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, no.

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That was a pretty good one.

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I always knew Calvin
would be his own boss.

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He had to be.

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No one else would hire him.

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[laughter]

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Calvin, your mom is killing it.

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All my laughs are fake,
by the way.

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I'm so sorry, baby.

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Asking her to do
the intro was a mistake.

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No, Marty's outfit is a mistake.

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This is a disaster.

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[cheering, applause]

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Wow.

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Seriously, since there were
so many people tonight

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who thanked me for helping them
start their businesses,

262
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,495
I think I should get
this award again.

263
00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:11,888
[cheering, clamoring]

264
00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:15,675
We love you, Marilyn!

265
00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:17,764
Sit on down, Frank.
Stop flirting.

266
00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,243
[laughter, whooping]

267
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:21,202
But, seriously,

268
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:24,945
this award is
a great honor for my son.

269
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:27,817
I'm sure he's gonna cherish
it like it's his first one.

270
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,427
Because it is.

271
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:32,300
[laughter]Oh!

272
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,606
This has got to be
almost over, right?

273
00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,130
If there's a God.

274
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:40,830
I can go on and on about Calvin,

275
00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:44,138
but why do that
when he's so much better at it?

276
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,925
Ladies and gentlemen,

277
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,884
this year's honoree

278
00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:53,364
and his own biggest fan,

279
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:56,063
my son, Calvin Butler.

280
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:57,194
[cheering, applause]

281
00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:59,762
Go, Daddy!

282
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:02,460
Oh, she thinks she got jokes?
I got jokes.

283
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,245
Ca-Calvin, don't do it.
She's your mother.

284
00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:05,681
You'll regret it.
Just stick to your speech.

285
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,770
Baby, you'll be fine.

286
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,946
All right, go ahead, baby!
That's my husband!Go, Dad! Go!

287
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,254
You want me to stay
up here with you?

288
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:14,864
Make sure
they keep laughing?

289
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:17,519
[chuckles] No, Mama,
I got it. Uh, Frank?

290
00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,173
Would you mind? Thank you.Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.

291
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,262
Yeah, please,
go with Frank, Mama.

292
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,528
Thank you. And, uh...

293
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,443
thank you, Mama,
for those kind words.

294
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:30,924
[laughter]

295
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:36,538
If it wasn't
for your endless positivity,

296
00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:38,148
who knows
where I would be today?

297
00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:39,933
[laughter]

298
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:46,417
I mean, it's that kind
of motherly love

299
00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:48,898
and support that keeps me going.

300
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,770
[laughter]

301
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:53,903
Is he making fun of me?

302
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,905
Oh, the tiramisu
is delicious.

303
00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:57,733
Did you have some?

304
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,995
♪

305
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:01,998
[laughing]

306
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:04,566
CALVIN:
And again,

307
00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:06,568
I just want to say thank you
to my wonderful mother,

308
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:09,179
my beautiful wife,
my two sons,

309
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,181
and the Chamber of Commerce

310
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:12,792
for this great award.

311
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,184
Thank you guys so much.

312
00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:16,317
[cheering, applause]

313
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,669
So that's how you get
your laughs, huh?

314
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,584
Making fun of your mama?

315
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,805
I just read
from my speech.

316
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:30,026
Just be happy
you can't read my mind.

317
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:33,813
[sighs]

318
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:36,554
Ooh.

319
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,643
Calvin, I've got to say...

320
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:39,949
I'm kind of afraid
of your mom.

321
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,563
Well, I'm a grown-ass man, Dave,
and I'm not.

322
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,478
Oh, I think she's
coming back.

323
00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,002
Okay, okay...
[stammering]

324
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,832
♪

325
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,619
And that's why I stand
behind my decision.

326
00:13:57,662 --> 00:14:00,143
This book is not teaching
an alternate history.

327
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,624
It's teaching
the history of America.

328
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,408
[cheering]

329
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:09,022
The floor is open for comments.

330
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,851
You did great, hon.
I'm really proud of you.

331
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,462
Me, too. You know, I like
watching you take on the masses.

332
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:17,769
And by "masses,"
I mean "ignorant asses."

333
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,162
[clears throat]

334
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:22,383
Stan Simmons, Eden's dad.

335
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:25,473
The world's already
a scary place.

336
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,649
We don't need
our children's innocent minds

337
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:29,433
filled with stuff
they don't need to know about

338
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:30,913
by so-called educators.

339
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,220
Let our kids...

340
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,004
be kids.

341
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:42,446
Did he just say
"so-called"?

342
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,884
Yes, he did.

343
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,842
Hold my earrings.
This might get ugly.

344
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:47,974
TINA:
Mm-hmm.

345
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:50,019
Here, hold my earrings, too.

346
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,891
I'm her ride-or-die.

347
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,242
Can we say something?

348
00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:56,852
Grover?

349
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,506
What are you kids doing here?

350
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,682
We came to say
we don't want the old book.

351
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:02,336
We like the new one.

352
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,859
We want to learn the truth
about our history.

353
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,600
Yeah, we're not scared.

354
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:06,731
We can handle anything.

355
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:07,907
We eat the lunch here.

356
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,041
We are the youth...

357
00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:13,956
KIDS:
And we want the truth!

358
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,352
Sorry, Dad, I'm
not uncomfortable.

359
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:19,919
You are.
These things happened.

360
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:20,920
I need to know
about it.

361
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:26,403
[stammers] You kids are
too young for all of this.

362
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,710
I disagree.

363
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:31,582
If my son's old enough
to experience racism,

364
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,280
then your daughter is
old enough to learn about it.

365
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:34,368
[cheering, applause]

366
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:39,373
Y-You're making a big mistake.

367
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:40,635
And it's gonna cost you.

368
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,506
Mr. Simmons,

369
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,378
I know in my heart
if we don't tell

370
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:48,077
the whole story,
that will be the mistake.

371
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,905
But if parents like you
are gonna threaten

372
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,559
to pull your donations
over this,

373
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:54,170
then this isn't
the place for me.

374
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:56,956
No, Ms. Johnson,
we love what you're doing.

375
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,740
I'd be happy
to donate more money

376
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,568
so our kids can learn
their true history.

377
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:03,266
Us, too.Oh, count me in.

378
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,529
And my kids don't even
go to this school.

379
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,707
♪

380
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:16,845
Thanks again
for your hospitality, Tina.

381
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:20,066
And thanks for the ride
to the airport, boys.

382
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,720
Somebody else was too busy.

383
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,856
Well, I don't remember
somebody asking me.

384
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,339
Well, I'm sorry you had
to cut your trip short.

385
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,950
Ouch, man. It's already
uncomfortable enough.

386
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,387
I don't need you
poking me.

387
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,215
Mama Marilyn,
are you sure

388
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:40,825
you can't stay for
another day or two?

389
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,566
Uh, thank you, Malcolm,

390
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:45,395
but I know when
I'm not wanted.

391
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,441
Again...

392
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:50,705
just reading
from my prepared speech.

393
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,924
Mm-hmm.

394
00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:55,710
Disrespected by my own son.

395
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:58,843
"Disrespected"?

396
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,845
Me disrespecting you?

397
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,412
[laughing]:
Oh!

398
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:05,415
Wow!

399
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:07,461
That is rich.

400
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:10,551
Boy, are you coming for me?

401
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,161
No, Mama,
this my house right here.

402
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:14,250
I need you to understand this...Oh! Oh! Oh!

403
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,470
[muttering]Oh! Okay, oh, oh, wait,
okay, all right!

404
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:18,559
It is time

405
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:22,041
that you both acknowledge
that you are just alike.

406
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,652
Spicy and lovable
all wrapped up into one.

407
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:27,046
Which is why I love you both.

408
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:30,005
But nobody is leaving my house
until you talk things out.

409
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,400
That's right, I said it.

410
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,184
♪

411
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,493
Well, I guess
Tina told you.

412
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,627
I thought
she was telling you.

413
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:45,586
[both laugh]

414
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:51,679
Ma, I just wanted this visit
to be different this time.

415
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,420
I mean, I was proud
of that award,

416
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,030
and I wanted
you to be, too.

417
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,946
Calvin,
I am proud of you.

418
00:17:57,989 --> 00:18:00,166
Well, it doesn't
feel like it.

419
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,298
In fact, it's never
felt like it.

420
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:05,127
My whole life, I've
been second with you.

421
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,434
I mean, and I'm
your firstborn.

422
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:09,218
Curtis...

423
00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,090
he gets all
the attention.

424
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,048
And I got all
the wisecracks.

425
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,137
You didn't need
my attention.

426
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,966
Like Tina said,
we're just alike.

427
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:21,100
Good-looking,
intelligent,

428
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,319
independent
and thick-skinned.

429
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,715
You see what you did?
What?

430
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,760
You were talking
about me, but really,

431
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,632
it was a compliment
about you.

432
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,896
Oh, that's where
I get that from.

433
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:41,337
Son, you were the kind
of kid that if I said

434
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,557
there was something
impossible for you to do,

435
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,125
you would get up
the next day and just do it.

436
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,258
Well, why did I
get a whupping

437
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,260
when you said it was
impossible for me

438
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,132
to drive your car?

439
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,351
Baby, you were
only 12 years old.

440
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,225
I mean, it was a small car,
you remember that?

441
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,748
It was a little bitty car.

442
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:02,097
Yeah, I remember.

443
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,230
Look, you were
a shooting star then.

444
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:06,275
You're a shooting star now.

445
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,930
Well, that would've
been a nice line

446
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,975
for your speech
last night.

447
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,716
But where's
the fun in that?

448
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,545
[both laugh]

449
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:18,548
Calvin, I love
the man you've become.

450
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,812
Despite the fact that you was
gonna kick my ass out.

451
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,903
No, you were the one
that wanted to leave.

452
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,688
Well, now I'll stay

453
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,994
a few extra days.

454
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,605
And you can
make it up to me.

455
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,346
[both laugh]

456
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,609
My baby.
Thanks, Mama.

457
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,263
Thank you, honey.

458
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:38,786
So, uh...

459
00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:41,571
how many extra
days we talking?

460
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,094
♪

461
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,313
I'm playing, I'm playing.

462
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:52,191
You know, it's been a while
since I've stretched out

463
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,323
the old karaoke
cords, but...

464
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,499
Mama Marilyn, you
are in for a treat.

465
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,545
Oh, no, baby.

466
00:19:58,588 --> 00:19:59,763
We're gonna save you
for last.

467
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,116
Okay, baby, start us off.

468
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,988
Baby, you know I'm tired.

469
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:09,033
♪ Hey sista, soul sista

470
00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:11,427
♪ Go sista, flow sista

471
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:14,648
♪ He met Marmalade
down in old New Orleans ♪

472
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:18,826
♪ Struttin' her stuff
on the street ♪

473
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,871
♪ She said, "Hello, hey, Joe

474
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:23,439
♪ You wanna give it a go?"

475
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:25,920
♪ Gitchie, gitchie,
ya-ya, da-da ♪

476
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,574
♪ Ooh

477
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:30,272
♪ Gitchie, gitchie,
ya-ya, here ♪

478
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,187
♪ Yeah, well, well

479
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:35,277
♪ Mocha chocolata ya-ya ♪ Say what

480
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:36,844
♪ Creole Lady

481
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:41,065
♪ Marmalade

482
00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:43,590
[all cheer]

483
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:46,245
♪ Oh voulez-vous coucher
avec moi, ce soir? ♪Come on, y'all!

484
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,421
So you still want
to follow this?

485
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:49,900
Nope.

486
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:54,818
♪ Voulez-vous coucher
avec moi, ce soir? ♪

487
00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:55,993
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488
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:06,526
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