1 00:00:06,267 --> 00:00:09,139 Okay, Tina. What's your big news? 2 00:00:09,313 --> 00:00:11,663 So, remember back in the day when I was in that girl group? 3 00:00:11,837 --> 00:00:14,753 Femme Nasty. They were like Compton's Destiny's Child. 4 00:00:16,277 --> 00:00:17,974 I'm sorry, baby. 5 00:00:18,148 --> 00:00:19,845 No, I'm just excited for you. Go ahead, go ahead. 6 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:21,934 Okay. So, there's this TV show 7 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:24,198 called Are They Still Alive? And... 8 00:00:24,372 --> 00:00:26,461 Where they bring back local music groups 9 00:00:26,635 --> 00:00:29,464 and answer the question, "Are they still alive?" 10 00:00:31,988 --> 00:00:34,469 Please, no, baby, continue. No, go, go. 11 00:00:34,643 --> 00:00:37,080 Okay, so as I was saying, well, it turns out that... 12 00:00:37,254 --> 00:00:38,821 They want Femme Nasty to perform! 13 00:00:40,953 --> 00:00:42,433 Sorry. Calvin told me last night. 14 00:00:42,607 --> 00:00:45,175 Sorry, Calvin. 15 00:00:45,349 --> 00:00:48,613 Oh, wow, Tina. This is amazing. 16 00:00:48,787 --> 00:00:50,876 So you knew, too? 17 00:00:51,007 --> 00:00:53,227 Sorry, I suck at lying. 18 00:00:54,445 --> 00:00:56,752 Well, anyway, I'm so excited. 19 00:00:56,882 --> 00:00:59,668 I have not seen Nicki or Janice since before I had the boys. 20 00:00:59,798 --> 00:01:02,453 Oh, you three were inseparable. 21 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:05,456 One time, I took Tina out, and they all came. 22 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:08,372 It was the most money I ever spent at a Denny's. 23 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:12,028 But once our song hit the charts, 24 00:01:12,202 --> 00:01:14,422 everywhere Femme Nasty went, our food was free. 25 00:01:14,596 --> 00:01:16,380 Yeah. 26 00:01:16,554 --> 00:01:18,556 You guys really were Compton's Destiny's Child. 27 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:20,689 And I bet you were the Beyoncé. 28 00:01:21,690 --> 00:01:23,257 No, Gemma. 29 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:25,476 Beyoncé was the me. 30 00:01:41,318 --> 00:01:44,930 God, I am so happy to see my girls. 31 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,585 How has it been so long? 32 00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:49,544 Oh, to quote the great...The years fly by. 33 00:01:49,718 --> 00:01:51,894 You had kids. Janice and I moved away. 34 00:01:52,068 --> 00:01:53,896 I went to jail. 35 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:56,855 You did not go to jail. 36 00:01:57,029 --> 00:01:59,771 I married a pastor, so basically the same thing. 37 00:02:00,946 --> 00:02:02,992 But now the fellas are in luck, 38 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:04,646 because I am single and ready to... 39 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:06,517 Run amok? 40 00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:08,476 Sure, we'll go with that. 41 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:11,870 Well, a lot has changed for me. I... 42 00:02:12,044 --> 00:02:13,437 All right, are we singing or what?Let's go. 43 00:02:13,611 --> 00:02:14,873 Ooh, ooh. 44 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:16,745 Sorry, ladies. It was kind of hard 45 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:19,226 to find a tech guy at the last minute. 46 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,879 How's it going in there? 47 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:22,838 You're good to go. But it's gonna cost you 48 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:24,709 two extra cupcakes for my overtime. 49 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:30,454 Y-You know what? It's just so great seeing you ladies. 50 00:02:30,628 --> 00:02:32,543 You know, I can't remember why we gave it up. 51 00:02:32,717 --> 00:02:34,676 Well, there were several reasons why we gave it... 52 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:37,548 Wait, hold up, hold up. Something doesn't feel right. 53 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:39,942 I need you two to switch positions. 54 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:42,945 Hurry up. Time is money. 55 00:02:43,119 --> 00:02:45,991 Oh, Janice, please don't slouch. 56 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:49,865 Hey, uh, did we miss rehearsal? 57 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:51,997 Sorry, guys. Dave is somehow your biggest fan. 58 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:55,218 Ladies, this is Dave and Gemma. 59 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:57,002 And, uh, sorry, Femme Nasty rehearsals are closed. 60 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,482 I even kicked Calvin out. 61 00:03:00,005 --> 00:03:01,746 Hold on. Those were the old rules. 62 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,835 I like being watched. 63 00:03:04,836 --> 00:03:06,708 Okay, let's go. 64 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:09,450 All right, uh, Gemma, could you hit the button, please? 65 00:03:09,624 --> 00:03:11,147 Oh. Yeah. 66 00:03:16,848 --> 00:03:18,850 They're so good. 67 00:03:21,505 --> 00:03:24,900 They really connect with their audience. 68 00:03:30,645 --> 00:03:32,777 Some of the audience. 69 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:35,084 What? 70 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:37,521 Grover, what happened? 71 00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:40,916 I was watching the nice lady dance for Daddy. 72 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:43,962 Well, it was working the last time I touched it. 73 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:47,531 Oh, there's your problem. It's unplugged. 74 00:03:47,705 --> 00:03:50,534 Oh, my. I wonder how that happened. 75 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:53,233 Well, you guys have a lot of rehearsing to do, 76 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:54,277 so we're leaving. 77 00:03:54,451 --> 00:03:55,670 We are? 78 00:03:55,844 --> 00:03:57,498 Now, Dave. 79 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:03,112 He was cute. 80 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:04,896 Mm, I hope you talking about Grover. 81 00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:06,507 No, I'm talking about Dave. 82 00:04:06,681 --> 00:04:08,726 That tall glass of milk, he's got something. 83 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,641 Yeah, it's called a wife and child. 84 00:04:15,298 --> 00:04:17,648 Okay, everybody.Hey, what's up? 85 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:20,477 Look, today is a big day for our boy, Victor Davis. 86 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:22,000 Who? Who? 87 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:24,089 Crackhead Victor. 88 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,482 Oh! 89 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:26,570 I mean, you could've just said that. 90 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:28,355 Look, Victor's out of rehab, 91 00:04:28,529 --> 00:04:30,748 and he's coming back to start cutting hair again. 92 00:04:30,879 --> 00:04:32,663 Yeah, and if he doesn't get the support he needs, 93 00:04:32,794 --> 00:04:35,666 he could go right back to sleeping in your cars. 94 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:38,278 Or impersonating you at the gym so he can use their showers. 95 00:04:38,452 --> 00:04:40,236 Yeah, or stealing your Amazon packages 96 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:41,716 and then trying to sell them back to you. 97 00:04:41,890 --> 00:04:43,152 Oh, hey. 98 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:45,589 That's all in the past, all right? 99 00:04:45,763 --> 00:04:47,809 Now, Victor needs all of our help to move forward. 100 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:50,159 Yeah, and I don't want him to slide back into addiction 101 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,553 after how hard he's worked, so I've convinced Que 102 00:04:52,683 --> 00:04:55,033 to let him rent a chair until he gets back on his feet. 103 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:57,601 Now... okay, now, here he comes. 104 00:04:57,775 --> 00:04:59,560 Everybody, let's give him a warm welcome. 105 00:05:01,823 --> 00:05:03,303 Hey, everybody!Hey, Vic. 106 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:07,350 Hey, Vic, man. 107 00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:08,960 How you doing? You ready to get started? 108 00:05:09,134 --> 00:05:10,614 Yeah. I'm a little nervous. 109 00:05:10,788 --> 00:05:12,050 It's been a minute since I've cut someone. 110 00:05:12,224 --> 00:05:13,487 Their hair, I mean. 111 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:16,533 Uh, yeah, you know, we might want 112 00:05:16,707 --> 00:05:18,361 to start you out on clippers. 113 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:21,799 All right, everybody, I'm out of here. 114 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:23,932 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Pop, where you going?Dad? 115 00:05:24,106 --> 00:05:25,977 To the ballet, Malcolm. 116 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:29,720 Look, I got six cars waiting for me at the shop. 117 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:30,634 Y'all got this. 118 00:05:32,462 --> 00:05:35,117 All right. Guys, let's support our neighbor. 119 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:36,423 Who's up first? 120 00:05:36,597 --> 00:05:38,773 Marty? 121 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:40,992 Uh, listen. Necie loves my hair long, 122 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:43,995 and I love Necie, so no. 123 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:48,435 Okay. Uh, Malcolm, ready to jump in there? 124 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:51,176 Uh, you know, I would, Dave, but, uh, 125 00:05:51,307 --> 00:05:54,136 with my delicate hairline, brother, I can't take any risks. 126 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:57,139 You do it, Dave. 127 00:05:57,313 --> 00:05:58,793 You're married with a kid. 128 00:05:58,967 --> 00:06:00,708 Nobody cares how you look. 129 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:04,015 All right. No problem. 130 00:06:04,189 --> 00:06:06,235 I trust Victor. 131 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:08,846 I supervised craft time at the VA, and his... 132 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:11,762 his paper snowflakes were transcendent. 133 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:14,330 All right, Vic, let's do this. 134 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:16,506 One micro-trim, please. 135 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,510 Oh! 136 00:06:33,784 --> 00:06:35,743 Vic, I love it. 137 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:38,920 You know, I was just saying the other day that I wish... 138 00:06:39,094 --> 00:06:41,270 wish I could see more scalp, and now I can. 139 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:42,750 Okay. 140 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:08,079 Vic, go that way! Go that way! 141 00:07:08,253 --> 00:07:10,081 Ma'am, no, we can fix it! We can fix it! 142 00:07:20,352 --> 00:07:22,790 W-W-Wait, wait, wait. Little man, I-I can fix it. 143 00:07:25,053 --> 00:07:27,490 Looks like little man is moving on up. 144 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:30,624 I pray that little boy is homeschooled. 145 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:33,322 All right, you know what? Don't worry. 146 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:35,237 Hair, it always grows back. 147 00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:36,630 You better hope so. 148 00:07:43,071 --> 00:07:44,942 Okay, Gemma, check me out. 149 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:51,340 They are never gonna forget you're alive after tonight. 150 00:07:51,514 --> 00:07:53,342 Aw. Thank you. 151 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:55,257 You know what, I'm really enjoying 152 00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:57,346 reconnecting with my girls. 153 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,217 You know, I even rearranged the song, 154 00:07:59,348 --> 00:08:01,089 I redid our choreography, 155 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:03,265 and I rehearsed them to perfection. 156 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:05,397 Aw. Great. 157 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:08,226 But Nicki better not go all "Private Dancer" 158 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,577 on Dave again, or I might have to give her 159 00:08:10,751 --> 00:08:13,231 a Hickory Corners "how do you do?" 160 00:08:16,147 --> 00:08:17,540 Okay. 161 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:21,936 Well, you know, Nicki can be a lot, 162 00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:24,721 but don't worry, she's harmless. 163 00:08:24,895 --> 00:08:27,158 Unlike these boots. 164 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:29,334 Damn it. 165 00:08:29,465 --> 00:08:31,423 Malcolm should've delivered that cupcake order an hour ago. 166 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,034 You know, I'm just gonna see if he's home. 167 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:34,731 I got to go, too. 168 00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:36,211 Oh, shouldn't you get out of your costume first? 169 00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:37,908 Girl, I'm wearing three pairs of Spanx. 170 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:39,954 I'm in this costume till you cut me out of it. 171 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:48,876 Malcolm? 172 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:54,577 Clothes all over the place. 173 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:56,666 Music blasting. 174 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,363 I raised these boys better than this. 175 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,496 Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 176 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,632 I guess somebody must be busy. 177 00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:10,941 I know that laugh. 178 00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:15,076 Nicki? 179 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,121 Tina? Mama? 180 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:18,732 Mama?! 181 00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:22,736 Oh, hell no! 182 00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:33,834 Mama!Tina, listen. 183 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:35,183 I had no idea. 184 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:36,445 Look, Ma, it's true, okay? 185 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:38,273 We met the other night at Ernie's, 186 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:40,014 and one thing led to another. 187 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:42,494 But I swear I didn't recognize her from your old photos. 188 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:45,454 Well, obviously-- she looks much older now. 189 00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:47,804 No, you didn't. 190 00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:49,110 Yes, I did. 191 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:51,808 Tina, this was just an innocent hookup 192 00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:53,549 between two consenting adults. 193 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,160 Malcolm is not just any adult. 194 00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:58,075 He's my baby. 195 00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:01,122 So whatever this is, it's over. 196 00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:03,864 Uh, wait a minute, Ma.Wait, you can't tell us what to do. 197 00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:06,301 Right.If we want to keep seeing each other, we will. 198 00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:08,999 Hell, if we want to run off and get married, we will. 199 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,262 Uh, who is "we"? 200 00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:13,134 You know what, Nicki? 201 00:10:13,308 --> 00:10:14,614 You're right. 202 00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:16,311 We're all adults. 203 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,008 We can do whatever we want. 204 00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:20,924 Like, if I want to cancel our show tonight, I can! 205 00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:23,100 You can't cancel our show. 206 00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:25,320 Just because your bossy ass used to tell us what to do 207 00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:26,669 doesn't mean you still can. 208 00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:29,585 Where do you get off calling me bossy? 209 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,500 That's the reason we broke up, Tina. 210 00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:34,459 You were a control freak then, and you're a control freak now. 211 00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:36,200 Ah, oh, well, you're just a freak. 212 00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:38,463 Oh. 213 00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:41,597 Well, this freak is performing tonight with or without you. 214 00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:45,862 She dipped on me. 215 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,259 What were you thinking? 216 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:53,043 I don't know, Ma. 217 00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:55,393 But, uh, whatever it was, just trust me, 218 00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:57,265 I will not be thinking it again. 219 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:19,853 Whoa, man. You never sneak up on a former crackhead. 220 00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:22,986 We were just coming to check in on you. 221 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,161 How you doing, Vic? 222 00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:26,120 The haircut was that bad, huh? 223 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:31,125 No. Come on. Can a haircut ever really be bad? 224 00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:32,996 Yeah. Yeah. 225 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,606 Yours. 226 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:37,087 Well, it's okay, it's okay. I know I messed up. 227 00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:39,568 Hell, I made a little boy look like George Jefferson. 228 00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:42,919 Obviously, this ain't gonna work out. 229 00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:45,748 Whoa, hold on, Vic. That's not true. Look. 230 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:48,316 Everyone needs a practice swing. 231 00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:49,926 Or three. 232 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,494 Look, but we are not gonna let you quit. 233 00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:54,104 You have come too far. 234 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,324 Yeah, man, you cannot be a quitter. 235 00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:59,414 Uh, uh, with-with this, specifically. 236 00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:02,025 Uh, it's totally okay to... to quit crack. 237 00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:05,463 I just feel like everybody's just watching 238 00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:08,075 and waiting for me to mess up. 239 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:11,208 Well, you just need to find a way to block that out. 240 00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:13,558 You know, find a way to get into your own world. 241 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,039 You know what, Vic? 242 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,346 Just give it one more day. I've got a plan. 243 00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:19,739 Okay, but you're not gonna make us do 244 00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:21,262 any more trust falls again, are you? 245 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,003 'Cause we did enough of that at the VA. 246 00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:26,049 No, that is not the plan. 247 00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:29,009 God, you know, you drop a guy one time, 248 00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:32,055 and suddenly everyone hates trust falls. 249 00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:39,933 Can't believe Nicki would betray me like that! 250 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,153 Hell, I may be taking my life 251 00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:45,155 into my own hands here, but, uh... 252 00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:48,811 ...technically, she didn't know she betrayed you. 253 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,639 She didn't know who Malcolm was. 254 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,641 But when she found out, 255 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,382 she said that she was gonna keep on 256 00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:55,992 dating him if she wanted to! 257 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:01,519 But, babe, I'm sure she said that because she was mad. 258 00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:04,696 I mean, you used to love Nicki for being a feisty free spirit. 259 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,525 Well, that was before she free-spirited all over our son. 260 00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:11,051 You know, I was so excited about getting back together, 261 00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:12,443 and she just ruined it. 262 00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:13,749 Tina... 263 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,664 You know, she had the nerve 264 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,492 to call me a control freak. 265 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:20,495 Said that we broke up because I have opinions. 266 00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:22,018 Well... I mean, well, baby, 267 00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:24,020 you know, back in the day, you were one 268 00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:25,413 to definitely... 269 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:29,765 Are you taking her side? 270 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:33,682 'Cause it sounds to me like you're taking her side. 271 00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,556 Of course not. 272 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,210 Why would I be taking her side 273 00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,256 when, clearly, you're the one who's right here? 274 00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:47,087 Hey, y'all. Mama, can we talk? 275 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,350 Well, you know what? 276 00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:51,526 I'm gonna let y'all have at it, all right? 277 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,833 But, uh, safety first. 278 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:03,320 Mama, I'm sorry we upset you. 279 00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:04,974 But even though you're mad at Nicki... 280 00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,890 ...you're mad at us... 281 00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:10,893 ...you should still do the show tonight. 282 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,504 Now, why would I do that? 283 00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,071 Uh, because it might be the last time 284 00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:16,725 you get to perform with Femme Nasty. 285 00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,466 You can't miss that. 286 00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:21,599 And I was so looking forward to hitting that stage again. 287 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,732 Exactly. And you always said 288 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:26,126 you loved performing with Janice and Nicki. 289 00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:28,606 Not everybody gets a chance to relive their dreams. 290 00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:32,262 So what you're saying is I shouldn't let 291 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:36,049 Nicki's cradle-robbing ass steal all the glory. 292 00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:38,529 Th-That's... that-that is not what I said. 293 00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,183 Th-That's... that... th-that's what I heard. 294 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:51,499 Whew. Still pitchy. 295 00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,675 Good to know nothing's changed. 296 00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,939 You're right. I can't hit that 297 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,767 self-righteous note you do so perfectly. 298 00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,291 C-Can I... can I just say one thing? 299 00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:02,858 Yeah, but I don't know why you're screaming, though. 300 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,862 Ever since we got started... 301 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,778 Ladies, you're on in two. 302 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,433 It is time for me to greet my adoring fans. 303 00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:14,217 You mean the ones who came to see me? 304 00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,306 Can't we just get along?Janice, please! 305 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,265 Look, for somebody so quiet, you sure do talk a lot. 306 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,937 Oh, my gosh, don't they look great? 307 00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,417 You better not answer that. 308 00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:16,018 Wow, it... it's like she's singing just to me. 309 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:21,023 You better hope not, buddy, or we're going home. 310 00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,809 Don't tell Mom, but between you and me, 311 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,029 I totally get it. 312 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,946 Brother, you don't even know. 313 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,688 Come on. 314 00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,951 It's like she's singing just to me. 315 00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:39,302 Uh, look away, little man. 316 00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,739 You don't want the drama that comes with that. 317 00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:55,710 Ooh. 318 00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:08,201 Oh!It is always the quiet ones. 319 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,294 Thank you! Thank you! 320 00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,514 Oh, my God. 321 00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:20,474 Femme Nasty is still nasty. 322 00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:22,563 Oh, God, I hate to admit it, 323 00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,652 but you were amazing. 324 00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:27,698 And I hate to admit it more, but so were you. 325 00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:31,528 Oh, it felt good out there. 326 00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,487 Yeah, it did. 327 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,142 I promise I'll come back. 328 00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:37,752 Janice! 329 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,710 I mean, come on, who knew you had it in you? 330 00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:41,277 Well, that's because y'all two 331 00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:43,497 never shut up and let me get a note in. 332 00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:46,935 Now, y'all need to grow up and work this thing out. 333 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,284 I'm gonna go talk to my fans, okay? 334 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:52,071 Okay. Okay. Oh, I'm back! Hey! 335 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,378 Whew. 336 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:56,945 Tina... 337 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,817 I am truly sorry about all of this. 338 00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:02,342 Yeah. I'm sorry, too. 339 00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:04,648 Partly my fault for making such a good-looking son. 340 00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,302 You sure did. 341 00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:08,391 Hey. 342 00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:09,740 Careful there. 343 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,961 You know, Nicki, you were right. 344 00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:18,575 You know, I was bossy when we were coming up, and... 345 00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:21,012 I'd just hate to think that that was the reason we broke up. 346 00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:23,276 Tina, there were a lot of reasons. 347 00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,800 Yeah, didn't you sleep with our manager? 348 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,107 Like I said, there were a lot of reasons. 349 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,024 But we are all exactly where we should be. 350 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,157 Could you imagine us being on tour right now? 351 00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:38,117 Ooh, girl, no. I go to sleep at15. 352 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:43,209 Well, hopefully, we don't have to be in a group 353 00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:45,080 to be friends again. 354 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,474 Nicki, we never stopped being friends. 355 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,128 Give me some. 356 00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,521 Girl, girl, give me some. 357 00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:58,441 Now that we have that behind us, 358 00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:01,096 what's up with Marty?Girl, I will stab you. 359 00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,579 You better stop playing. 360 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:12,977 Do you like it? 361 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:14,327 Hell no, I don't like it. 362 00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:16,894 Man, I love it. 363 00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,680 Okay. Yes! 364 00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:22,639 Man, I look like the old Steve Harvey. 365 00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,035 Aw, man, yo, I do not get it. 366 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,124 How did Vic make Pop look like a GQmodel 367 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,344 and Dave look like an unsupervised toddler? 368 00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,175 Man, you've got to love Prince. 369 00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,742 I'm cutting hair like it's 1999. 370 00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,440 Thanks, Dave. 371 00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:41,919 You were right. These things really do work. 372 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:43,704 It was like I was in my own world. 373 00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,532 Yeah, man. You know, down at the VA, 374 00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:47,098 whenever you needed space, you listened to music, 375 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,230 so I thought those might help. 376 00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:49,666 Yeah, it was great. 377 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,059 No kids were harmed today. 378 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,583 Kids were harmed another day? 379 00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:58,197 Uh... I don't think you want to ask that question. 380 00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:00,024 You know what? 381 00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,157 Y'all really believed in me when I didn't. 382 00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:04,028 Dave, to thank you, I'm gonna fix 383 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,640 that busted-up cut I gave you. 384 00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,250 What busted-up cut? 385 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:09,469 Uh, Daddy, no, Dad-Daddy, no...No, no, no. 386 00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:10,557 No, Daddy, don't! 387 00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:16,476 Victor carved Dave up like a jack-o'-lantern, 388 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,391 and y'all let me sit in his chair? 389 00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:22,743 All three of y'all are out of my will. 390 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,223 Daddy, come on, man! 391 00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:25,746 I didn't know he was gonna do that. 392 00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,748 I was in the will? 393 00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:30,316 Calvin! What was I gonna get? 394 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,371 and TOYOTA.