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When I stare into your eyes,

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it feels like we're the only
two people in the world.

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Well, you're not.

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Stop it.

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You know, they stare
at each other

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for hours at our place, too.

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It's creepy as hell.

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Aw, shoot.

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I have to go teach
a boxing class.

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Thanks again

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for dinner,
Mrs. Butler.

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Bye, Malcolm.
Bye, Mr. Butler.

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Bye, Gorgeous.

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Aw.

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That's so sweet.

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[door closes]

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So...

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Somebody is getting serious.

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Yeah, man, you was holding her

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like the way you used to hold
your calculus book.

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[chuckles] Look,
if I could've married

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that calculus book,
I would have.

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But I'm glad I didn't,
because...

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I'm going
to ask Necie to marry me.

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What?!

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Oh, oh, oh! Thank you!
Thank you, Lord!

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Thank you, Lord!

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Calvin, get the
Hallelujah Kit.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh...
Oh, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Um...

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What's the "Hallelujah Kit"?

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Oh. We got a box
full of champagne,

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fireworks, and glow sticks

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in case the Clippers ever won
the championship.

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But hell, that ain't
never going to happen.TINA: That ain't happening.

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[laughter]
Oh!

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪

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Cheers to Marty and Necie.Yes!
Hey!

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To Marty and Necie.

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You know, we all love Necie,

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but how do you think Necie's
parents will feel about it?

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Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Agbani secretly
gave me their blessing

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during our visit to Chicago
last month.CALVIN: Oh.

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Her mama cried, but I think
they were happy tears.

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Aw, that's so sweet.

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But why the hell did Necie's
parents get to know first?

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Uh...

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It was-- I-I was gonna...

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No, no. Malcolm,
when it's your turn,

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I better be
the first to know.

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Yeah, I got it, Mom.

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My engagement will
be all about you.

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[chuckles] Well,
guys, I think

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you're getting
ahead of yourselves.

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I mean, he still has
to ask Necie.

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Oh. I'll drive.

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Her gym is just
around the corner.

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Wh-- Mama, Mama.
Mama. [chuckles]

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It's a little more involved
than that.

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Necie's parents
emigrated from Nigeria.

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In the Yoruba culture,
getting engaged

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is basically like
getting married.

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Say what?Uh...

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But... but
I promise, Mom,

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we will have a
church wedding.

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[chuckles] Good save, son.

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Listen, Necie's really proud
of her Nigerian heritage.

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Which is why, to show respect,

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I want to follow as many
of the customs as I can

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during the party.

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By the way,
there's going to be a party.

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Surprise!

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Ooh! I can't wait!

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We can talk about it in the car.

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Uh, no, Mom.
It's just not any party,

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which is why I hired
an Alaga Iduro.

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Ooh. Anna Laga Iduro? [chuckles]

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She one of them twins
that live off of Lake Avenue.

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Oh, yeah.
Oh...

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No. No. No.

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An Alaga Iduro

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is what the Yoruba call
an engagement planner.

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Okay? She advises on everything
from the food to the music,

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and she puts me
in my place when I screw up.

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You could've saved
yourself a lot of money

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and just used your
mama for that.

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Oh! One of Pasadena's
most eligible bachelors

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is off the market.

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Hey, Marty, did you pick out
a ring yet?

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Ooh, a friend of mine knows
a jeweler who makes house calls.

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Oh, I am in.

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And I thought
having mini-tacos

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delivered to your
door was fancy.

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[knock at door]

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Oh, I'll get it. It's probably
the engagement planner.

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Chika, welcome.

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Well, hello, Marty.

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And you must be the beautiful
young bride-to-be.

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[laughs] I knew
I would like you.Mm-hmm.

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Well, actually, I'm the mother,
Tina. And welcome.

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This is my husband,

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Calvin, and our friends,
Dave and Gemma.

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Pleasure to meet you all.

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And a pleasure
to meet you.

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Yeah, we'll work on that.

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Now, as your planner,

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I need to know
exactly what I'm dealing with.

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Oh. Well, you've already

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met the groom...Mm-hmm.

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...and just know
the bride's much prettier.

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No, it's-it's true.

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She is way out of my league,

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which is why this party
has to be perfect.

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Oh, don't worry. It will be.

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I've had a lot of practice.

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I have been married
six times,

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and all of my weddings...
fabulous.

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Well, that must make you
an expert in weddings.

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Not so much marriages.No.

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Now, before I start,

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I need to know
your budget,

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because traditionally
in Nigerian culture,

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the groom's family pays
for the engagement ceremony.

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[chuckling]: I'm sorry,
I heard you say "the groom,"

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but I think
you meant "the bride."

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As I said,

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the groom's family
pays for everything.

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Well, okay.
Then it looks like we're paying.

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You couldn't have
mentioned that earlier?

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You know what?
It's fine.

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We want everything
to be just right for Marty.

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Hey, hey.MARTY: Hey!

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Oh, hey. I'm Marty's brother,
Malcolm. Sorry I'm late.

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Oh, you're right on time.

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Uh...

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[chuckles weakly]

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Can we get back to
planning the party?

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Oh. Yes, of course.

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Right. [clears throat]
So. Um...

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This is the list
of traditional

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engagement gifts
that Marty needs

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to present
for Necie's dowry.

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Yams, palm oil,

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a Bible, an umbrella...

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A goat?

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[chuckles] You know what?
This is easy.

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Tina's parents wanted
five years of W-2s.

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[laughs] And they also hired
a private investigator.

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[laughing]

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That I guess you're
just learning about now.

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Well, Dad, this list
isn't gonna be that easy.

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It's not like you can
get a goat from PetSmart.

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CHIKA:
Well, this list

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has been handed down
through ten generations

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of Necie's family.

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So it would be an insult
if the groom didn't get

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every single item.

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You know what?

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Consider this done.

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42 pieces of dried fish?

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That's easy. That's just
nothing but old sushi.

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Remind me to eat
before I come.

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You guys are awesome for
setting this up for me.

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Of course, you're family.

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And it beats buying

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his engagement ring
at the barbershop.

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Okay, now...

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take your pick...

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[gasps]...at any of these

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symbols of betrayal.

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Ah. I'm sorry.
I'm coming off an ugly divorce.

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It must be hard
for you, Parker,

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given the line of work
you've chosen.

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Yeah, well, I'm fighting
through the irony.

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There are so many different
kinds of diamonds.

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[gasps] Oh, this princess cut
is gorgeous.

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Yes.Yeah, that's the one my
wife had. [chuckles]

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Just a heads-up, it does hurt
when she throws it at you.

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[stammers]
Let me model it for you.Okay.

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Uh...[gasps]

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Oh, yes...

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Uh, can-can I see?

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Oh. Yeah, right.

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All right.

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Gemma's ring is pretty small.

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When we were starting off,
we didn't have much.

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It was either a big ring
or a small apartment.

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And we chose shelter.

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Dave, you know I love my ring.

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Well... then why
aren't you wearing it?

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I am. This one's
just blocking it.

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How much is this one?

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That one

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is a two-carat flawless
and goes for 20 thousand.

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Oh.

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Uh, hey.

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How about I point

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and when I get below the price
of a car, you let me know?

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Yeah.
All right,
so we gonna go...

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right here.Mm-mm.

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We gonna go right here.Oh.

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Oh, right, I love it.

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I love it. I love it.
Do you guys love it?

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It's beautiful.

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Oh, you meant your ring.

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Ooh, yeah.

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That's amazing, too.

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Necie and her family
are gonna be

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blown away by
what you've done, Mom.

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Aw. Anything
for you, baby.
Aw.

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Oh, hey, Dad, you did it.

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You actually found
a she-goat.

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I sure did.

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I got everything on the list
with an hour to spare.

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And even though
it wasn't on there,

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I also got this
speeding ticket.

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And, uh, don't mind Gertie.

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She may look mean,
but she's a sweetheart.

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Although, she did
eat my wallet.

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[door opens]

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Tina, Marty, time
for our good luck drink.

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Oh. Is that a Nigerian custom?

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No, just my custom.
Come on.

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Well, thanks a lot, Dave.

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You know I couldn't have
done all of this without you.

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[laughs]

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I mean, who would've
thought it, man?

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Four years ago,
when you moved in,

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I couldn't imagine
we would be this tight.

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Aw, thanks, Calvin.

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I love you, too.

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I didn't say all that.

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00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:15,119
Well, you kind of did.
In a Calvin way.

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Can you believe our little boy's
about to get engaged?

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Okay, now you're making it
weird, Dave.

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All right.
That's my cue.

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I'll see you later.

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All right.

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[groans]

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Whew.

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Close my eyes for just a second.

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Help!

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Somebody!

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It's a wild goat!
Emergency!

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Wh... What the hell is going on?

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Everything on the gift list
is ruined!

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Unbelievable.

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The goat ate everything

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on the list
except for this speeding ticket.

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00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:08,956
This is a disaster.

252
00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,132
I'm so depressed right now.
I need comforting.

253
00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:12,829
Where is that pretty man
with the biceps?

254
00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:15,136
[door closes]

255
00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:16,659
Okay. Okay, babe,

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the first thing we need to do

257
00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:20,750
is make sure that
Marty does not see this.

258
00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:23,623
No...!

259
00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:25,625
Okay, and the second
thing we need to do

260
00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:27,931
is back up out of here.

261
00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:29,280
You two, stop!

262
00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,807
Look at this mess.

263
00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:36,723
Do you understand
how important this party is?

264
00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:38,594
Necie's the love of my life.

265
00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,335
This whole thing
is supposed to be perfect,

266
00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:42,598
and this is far from perfect!

267
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:44,644
No, no.
It'll be okay, Marty.

268
00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:56,264
Why do You want me
to die alone?

269
00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:57,744
Marty...
Oh...

270
00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,484
Oh, baby...

271
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,269
[groans]

272
00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:03,924
Calvin, there is no time

273
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:05,708
that we could replace
all this stuff.

274
00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:07,623
What are we gonna do now?

275
00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:10,626
Babe, we're gonna do what we did
before we were middle-class.

276
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,455
Beg, borrow
and serve more alcohol.

277
00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:18,068
Hey, guys, ready to go?

278
00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:19,853
Oh, yeah.

279
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,419
Just let us finish
our Cracker Jacks.

280
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,030
[exaggerated]:
Oh, look.

281
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,728
I got the prize.

282
00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:29,079
Why don't you let Mom open it?
She loves the prizes.

283
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,994
Ooh, yeah, ever
since I was little,

284
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,256
I used to love when I'd
get one of the rings.

285
00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,519
Oh, my God.

286
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,651
[gasps]

287
00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,566
This isn't plastic!

288
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,524
It's real!

289
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:45,705
Gemma...

290
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,663
because of you,
I have everything

291
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,709
that I have ever wanted,

292
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:50,884
and you deserve
to have everything

293
00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:53,713
that you have ever wanted, too.

294
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,715
[gasps]

295
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:57,325
Ooh, honey.

296
00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:59,544
Ooh, I love it![gasps]

297
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,372
With all this bling,
I feel like

298
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:03,679
a Real Housewife of Pasadena.[laughs]

299
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,986
Your eyes lit up
when you saw it,

300
00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,683
and I want you to have
that feeling every day,

301
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,773
so I called Parker
and I traded in your old ring.

302
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:14,646
Dave.

303
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:17,998
But I have to admit,
I-I will miss my smaller ring.

304
00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:20,565
It comes with
so many sweet memories.

305
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,525
Okay. Yeah, look, I-I get that.

306
00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:24,918
So I can return
the new one.

307
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,050
No, don't come
near my new ring.

308
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:32,012
I can make memories with
this amazing, bigger one.

309
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:34,275
Okay. So you like the new ring?

310
00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:35,711
Of course.

311
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,060
But you also like
the old ring?

312
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:38,105
I do.

313
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,194
Uh-huh.

314
00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:42,413
I'm confused.

315
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:43,545
You're not the only one.

316
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,374
You know what? You're
right. I'm-I'm sorry.

317
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:47,549
Don't do anything.

318
00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,856
I love it. Thank you.

319
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:57,080
Well, it's not pretty
or accurate, but we did it.

320
00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:59,256
[exhales] What I'll
do for grandchildren.

321
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:00,867
[both chuckle]

322
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:03,478
Hi.
Hey.

323
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,306
You look amazing.Oh...

324
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,308
Dave will be here in a minute,
he just forgot his phone.

325
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,658
Oh, uh, wait. He knows not to
come through the front, right?

326
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,312
It could ruin the surprise.

327
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:13,270
Someone has to tell him
not to come through the front.

328
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:14,445
Is somebody gonna...All right, brother.Brother.

329
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:17,361
You need to chill,
okay? Dave knows.

330
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,276
Everybody knows.

331
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:22,976
Five emails and a dozen texts
guarantee we all know.

332
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:27,197
Man, I just don't want any more
disasters tonight.

333
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:31,114
Sorry, Dad, that wasn't
directed at you.

334
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:34,030
Really? Because you were
looking right at me.

335
00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:40,863
Ah! Mother and Father Agbani,
you're here.

336
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:43,518
Uh, uh... meet my parents,

337
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,085
Calvin and Tina Butler.

338
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:47,696
Hi.
Yes.

339
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,570
TINA:Um...

340
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:55,443
Finally, we meet. [laughs]

341
00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:57,445
And, you know, I'm
totally cool about you guys

342
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,142
finding out about
the proposal first.

343
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,361
I ain't tripping.

344
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,931
Hey, I'm the big brother,
Malcolm, and I'm normal.

345
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:09,500
You know, we absolutely
adore your daughter.
Oh.

346
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,502
Oh. Thank you.

347
00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,853
Well, she's definitely
the apple of our eye.

348
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,289
Yes.Oh, my.

349
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:16,333
Ours, too.

350
00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:17,900
We love apples. Um...

351
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:20,337
Applesauce, apple cider,

352
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:21,817
apple...

353
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:24,037
bottom jeans.Bottom jeans.

354
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:25,734
What we're saying is apples are
a very versatile fruit.Very nice.

355
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,128
CALVIN:
They're very good.

356
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,478
Um, Mr. and Mrs. Agbani...Yeah.

357
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:33,307
Uh, you need to know that
there was a little bit of drama

358
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:34,830
with the list
of engagement gifts.

359
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:38,094
Oh, I had a heck of a time
getting those things

360
00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:39,530
when I married Demi.

361
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,445
Not a lot of
alligator peppers in Chicago.

362
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,317
Oh. [chuckles]
See?

363
00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:45,319
You can't get everything.
Am I right?

364
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:47,669
Oh, no.
I got everything.Mm-hmm.

365
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,064
I didn't want to lose Demi.Mm.

366
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:53,196
Well, I don't want
to lose Necie.

367
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:54,850
Well, you know what?
We got everything, too.

368
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,157
But, you know,
there was a mishap

369
00:14:57,331 --> 00:15:00,203
and so we got everything again.

370
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:01,204
Kind of.

371
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,163
DEMI:
Oh.

372
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,166
Oh, my goodness.

373
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:09,038
Ple-Please, don't-don't
blame this on Marty.

374
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,214
He wanted everything
to go perfect,

375
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:14,261
but the goat, well,
the goat had other ideas.

376
00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:15,479
Mistakes happen.

377
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:16,872
Mm-hmm.

378
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:18,787
You've gone to a lot of effort

379
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,833
and your table
of pantry items

380
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:25,663
shows just how much
you really care about Necie.

381
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:28,579
Marty is a good boy...Yes.

382
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,755
...and we see where
he gets it from.

383
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,496
Oh. Thank you.Aw. Thank you.

384
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,324
[Demi and Tina chuckle]

385
00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:36,326
[gasps] Hey.

386
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:38,894
I've been making everyone
jealous with my new bling.

387
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,940
Tina called me a bitch!

388
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,770
Well, actually, uh...

389
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,424
I got you another surprise.

390
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,426
[gasps]

391
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,037
My old ring.

392
00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:53,648
I called Parker
and he came right over.

393
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:55,606
I may have
promised him dinner.

394
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,443
Oh...

395
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,445
Thank you, honey. I love it.

396
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,143
But you could've proposed
to me with a bottle cap

397
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,058
and I'd still
be wearing it.

398
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,234
Well, if you really mean that,
I can always trade that in

399
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:17,280
for a bottle cap,
along with a midsize SUV.

400
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,066
She's coming!

401
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,502
[excited chatter]

402
00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:23,025
Everybody, get ready.GEMMA: Okay.

403
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,636
Uh, how-how do I look?

404
00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,029
Like a future husband.

405
00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:28,465
You got this, Marty.

406
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,163
[exhales]

407
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,602
Surprise!

408
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:38,301
Hey, boo.

409
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,782
Hey...

410
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,392
Mom? Dad?

411
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,090
What's going on?

412
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:45,656
Uh, Necie...

413
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:47,397
[clears throat]

414
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,052
Um...

415
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:51,793
[muttering]

416
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,186
Thank you, Mama.

417
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,275
Come here, baby.

418
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:59,061
Necie, I love you,

419
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:00,236
and I can't
imagine a world

420
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:01,542
where you aren't
a part of my life

421
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:03,979
every single day.

422
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:05,894
Would you do me the honor
of being my wife?

423
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:15,121
[guests exclaiming quietly]

424
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,255
Baby, what happened?

425
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,303
I hope that's the Yoruba
way of saying "yes."

426
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:28,917
Necie, I'm so sorry.

427
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,484
I didn't mean
to freak you out.

428
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:31,789
Like, it's cool if
you don't want to marry me.

429
00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:33,661
My heart is broken, but...No,

430
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,141
it's not that, Marty.

431
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:37,143
Is it about the list?
It's about the list.

432
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:38,927
Listen, I swear
we got all the stuff,

433
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,059
until one of the items on
the list ate the rest of it.

434
00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:43,105
But-but your parents understood.

435
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:44,454
And they seem really
excited for us.

436
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:45,455
I thought you would be, too.

437
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,109
That's the problem.

438
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,677
You obviously consulted
with our parents.

439
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,157
But you didn't consult with me.

440
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:52,941
But that would have
ruined the surprise.

441
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,334
And that part went really well.

442
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,427
In my culture,

443
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,690
some men don't consult their
women about major decisions,

444
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,605
and that is not how
I'm gonna live my life.

445
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:06,737
Marty,

446
00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:08,696
for you and me to happen,

447
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,872
we have to be equals.

448
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,484
I get it.

449
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,182
And I'm sorry.

450
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:22,536
I promise you,
we will always be equals.

451
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:26,583
I was just trying
to make it special.It was special.

452
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,324
It just caught
me off guard.

453
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:29,760
Yeah. [chuckles]

454
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,286
You know what
I would like, Gorgeous?

455
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:34,678
Please don't say
a new boyfriend.

456
00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:36,941
[chuckles]

457
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,901
I want you to
ask me again.

458
00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:41,772
Okay.

459
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,558
Um...

460
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:49,432
Necie, my partner,

461
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:53,001
my best friend,
my equal...

462
00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:57,788
...will you do me the honor

463
00:18:57,962 --> 00:19:00,530
of allowing me
to be your husband?

464
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:02,358
Yes.

465
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:03,446
Yes!

466
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,231
Yes?
Yes.

467
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:06,449
Yes.

468
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:07,581
[laughing]

469
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:10,018
[quiet chatter]

470
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:12,586
TINA: Oh, there he is.
Oh, there he is.CALVIN: Okay.

471
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,457
Son, you okay?

472
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:17,808
Uh... no.

473
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:19,723
Oh...

474
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,421
I'm great.

475
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:25,294
I said...

476
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:26,774
yes!

477
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:28,210
[cheering, excited chatter]

478
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,135
Yo, I don't want
to be too sappy,

479
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,920
but, uh, I'm happy
for you, little bro.

480
00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:44,574
I love you, too, man.

481
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:47,360
[both chuckling]

482
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:51,886
Oh.

483
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:54,584
Look, I propose a toast.

484
00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:56,978
Everyone, get your glasses.Okay.

485
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:59,502
You know...

486
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:01,591
the greatest blessing in my
life has been my wife, Tina.

487
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,811
Oh.It's because of her

488
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:06,509
that I am the best man
that I can be.

489
00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:10,600
Our son, Marty,
is smart, kind

490
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,167
and loyal.

491
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:13,995
And now,
with Necie in his life,

492
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:16,040
he can be
the best man he can be.

493
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,261
To Necie and Marty.

494
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:21,829
ALL:
To Necie and Marty!

495
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,787
Come on, let's celebrate!

496
00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:25,093
[dance music starts playing]Let's get this party started.

497
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,095
Let's go, let's go, let's do it.

498
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:28,531
♪

499
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:34,972
♪ Might as well do it

500
00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:35,930
♪ Been feeling you
all the while, girl ♪

501
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,323
♪ I must confess ♪

502
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,281
♪ Girl, let's just get married ♪

503
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:41,544
♪ I just wanna get married ♪

504
00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:45,200
♪ Meet me at the altar
in your white dress ♪

505
00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:47,811
♪ Even though we're slow♪♪ We ain't getting' no younger ♪

506
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,726
♪ We ain't getting no younger♪♪ So we might as well do it ♪

507
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,902
♪ Been feeling you
all the while, girl ♪

508
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:53,991
♪ And I must confess ♪

509
00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:56,080
[cheering]♪ Let's get married. ♪

510
00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:03,784
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00:21:07,962 --> 00:21:11,705
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