1 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:07,041 Hey, Pop. 2 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:09,277 You are loving your new truck, huh? 3 00:00:09,377 --> 00:00:10,578 Did you buy or lease? 4 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:12,446 Lease? I don't lease. 5 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:13,681 Ain't nobody telling me 6 00:00:13,781 --> 00:00:16,284 how many miles I can put on my own truck. 7 00:00:17,818 --> 00:00:19,820 Anyway, I was wondering, what are you doing tomorrow? 8 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,055 Any plans? 9 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:23,524 No, I just plan to relax and do nothing. 10 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:27,195 So... whatever you have in mind, it's a no. 11 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:28,996 Okay, then. 12 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:30,331 Uh, yo, Dave. 13 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:31,832 Any plans tomorrow? 14 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:33,167 Free as a bee. 15 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:36,170 Well, what would you say to field-level VIP tickets 16 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:37,405 to the Dodgers game? 17 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:39,473 Heck yeah. 18 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,809 (laughs) Uh, hell no. 19 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:44,412 Why wouldn't you ask your father? 20 00:00:44,512 --> 00:00:46,680 I did ask my father. You said no. 21 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:49,283 Well, that's when I thought you were asking me to do 22 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,785 something stupid, like dinner. 23 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,989 Look, I gave the boy life, he's giving me the ticket. 24 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:57,558 (laughs) 25 00:00:57,658 --> 00:01:00,361 Well, actually, Dave, you and Grover can come, too. 26 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:01,495 I got five tickets. 27 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:03,597 One of the perks of my job at USC. 28 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:05,166 Oh, wow. 29 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:07,568 Well, life has gone full circle. 30 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:10,104 I mean, I used to take you to the game as a boy. 31 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:11,872 Now, as a man, you're taking me. 32 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:14,542 Yeah. (sniffles) See, Malcolm, 33 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:16,877 you got me all teary-eyed in front of Dave. 34 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:20,548 You know, this will be me and Grover's 35 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:22,183 first baseball game together. 36 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:24,352 A big milestone in a boy's life. 37 00:01:24,452 --> 00:01:26,454 (chuckles) Huh. 38 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,889 Well, now I'm getting teary-eyed. 39 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:31,525 Hey, guys, what's going on? 40 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:34,528 Dave, are you crying? Well, with joy. 41 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,730 Malcolm got us Dodger tickets. 42 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:39,200 It's gonna be father-son day at Dodger Stadium. 43 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:41,101 Aw, that's so sweet. 44 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:42,670 I'm jealous. I love baseball. 45 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:45,906 Oh, well, you can come, too. I got five tickets. 46 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:47,175 Great. I'd love to. 47 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:48,276 (laughing) 48 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:50,043 What about Marty? 49 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:52,980 Oh, Marty's got wedding stuff with Mom and Necie tomorrow. 50 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:54,148 Sucks for him. 51 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:55,583 (chuckling): Yeah, fantastic for me. 52 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:57,050 Yeah. (laughing) 53 00:01:57,151 --> 00:01:59,320 (laughing slowly) 54 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:00,888 Yeah. 55 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:03,491 What? 56 00:02:03,591 --> 00:02:04,858 What? Huh. 57 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,428 No. 58 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,597 No, no, no, no. It's, it's great. 59 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:11,199 You know, I was just thinking that it was gonna be 60 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:12,600 a father-son thing, but obviously 61 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:13,867 it doesn't have to be. 62 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,503 So, what, I'm gonna mess that up? 63 00:02:15,603 --> 00:02:17,137 You can't have fun if I'm there? 64 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:18,706 No. No. Not at all. 65 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,908 It's just, you know, when it's all the guys, 66 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:24,412 we do guy things, and if you're there... 67 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:25,946 it's just different. 68 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:27,781 Different how? 69 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,417 Oh, damn. 70 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:33,487 I was just thinking it's-it's-it's 71 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:36,590 the kid's first baseball game, and... 72 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,192 you know how moms can be. 73 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:39,560 No, I don't. Tell me, Dave. 74 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,463 Oh, damn. Oh, damn. 75 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:44,565 Well, you know moms-- 76 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:47,368 they're just always... 77 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:49,203 mom-ing. 78 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:53,207 "Don't do this" or "Don't eat that." 79 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:55,042 It just sort of cramps our style. 80 00:02:56,143 --> 00:02:59,580 In a... in a caring way. 81 00:03:00,381 --> 00:03:02,550 Well, I'm sorry you feel that way, but I'm still coming. 82 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:05,018 But how about I promise you this? 83 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:06,420 I won't be a mom at all. 84 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,856 I won't even bring hand sanitizer. 85 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:11,292 It'll be like I'm not even there. 86 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:13,160 Sounds so good, Gemma. 87 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:16,897 I saved that, right? 88 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:18,499 (door slams) 89 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:21,535 * Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood * 90 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:22,936 * Welcome to the hood. * 91 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:30,210 Yes! This is how you do the ball game. 92 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:32,546 Great seats that I didn't have to pay for. 93 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:33,781 (all laughing) 94 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:36,049 Thank you, Malcolm. Thank you, man. 95 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:37,785 Thank you, son, so much. Did I said thank you? 96 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:40,488 (chuckles): Yeah, Pops, you said it the whole ride. 97 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:41,922 And through the metal detector. 98 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:43,090 And at the bathroom. 99 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:45,293 But... let me hear it one more time. 100 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:47,027 Thank you, Malcolm. 101 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:48,796 (laughs) You're welcome. 102 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:49,963 Hey. 103 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:53,567 All right, it is going down. 104 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,068 Mom, I'm hungry. 105 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,170 Oh, Mom isn't here today, honey. 106 00:03:57,271 --> 00:04:00,341 My name is Gemma, and I'm drinking beer. 107 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:03,877 Dad, I'm hungry. 108 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,346 Well, yeah, sure thing. 109 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:07,047 After the first inning, we are gonna pig out. 110 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:09,683 But I'm hungry now. I'm starving. 111 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:11,251 I'm light-headed. 112 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:12,720 Okay, yeah. You know what? Let's go. 113 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,722 Get it out of the way now. Good idea. Come on. 114 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:16,223 (crowd cheering) Okay-- oh. 115 00:04:16,324 --> 00:04:17,425 Ooh. Hey, Mookie's up. 116 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:19,460 Mookie! Yeah, yeah, Mookie! 117 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,762 Rip city, you're the mayor. 118 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:24,598 (whooping) 119 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,066 (trills softly) 120 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:28,702 Ah... 121 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:31,339 (grunting) 122 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:41,615 You and your superstitions, Pops. 123 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:44,585 Especially not blinking while the first batter's up. 124 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,186 That makes no sense. 125 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:52,693 All I'm gonna say is, 2020 World Series champs. 126 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,262 Well, what about literally every other year? 127 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:56,930 Those are the years I blinked. 128 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:59,266 * * 129 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:03,871 Okay. Mom, can we talk about your guest list? 130 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,205 Oh, what's there to talk about? 131 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,541 Uh... well, mine is 30 people. 132 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:08,909 I've got 53. 133 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:11,679 And, Mommy, yours is... 134 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:14,648 I don't know because I'm only on page eight. 135 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,952 I cut down as much as I could. I'm down to the bone. 136 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:20,287 Down to the bone? 137 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:22,556 Mama, Janice is on here. You hate Janice. 138 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:26,727 Yes, and I want her to see that my kids are better than hers. 139 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,631 Okay, fine. I'll try to get it down. 140 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:33,701 (imitating Yoda): Do or do not. There is no try. 141 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:36,804 What'd you say to me? 142 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:39,707 I think it's a Star Wars thing. 143 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:40,741 Oh. 144 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,275 It sure is. Ah, but don't worry. 145 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:44,812 (imitating Yoda): Soon clear all will become. 146 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:47,748 What is happening? 147 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,116 Oh. 148 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:51,218 Tonight, Necie and I are watching Star Wars. 149 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:52,753 I've never seen it. 150 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:55,489 But Marty has acted out every single scene for me. 151 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:57,591 (chuckles softly) It's adorable. 152 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:00,894 Can I join you? I've never seen it either. 153 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:02,262 Mom, we watched it together. 154 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,731 It's one of my fondest memories. 155 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:06,967 Oh, sorry, baby. I must have fallen asleep. 156 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:08,836 Really, Mama? How could you? 157 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:10,337 Oh, don't get so upset. 158 00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:13,106 Moms have to catch their sleep wherever they can. 159 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,241 (chuckles softly) I don't think 160 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:16,510 I saw a minute of his school plays. 161 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:18,546 (chuckles) 162 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:20,247 Wait, is that why you said I was great 163 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:21,615 as the Tin Man in The Wiz? 164 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:22,750 Baby, you were. 165 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:24,818 I was the Cowardly Lion! 166 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:26,954 (bat cracks) 167 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,657 (cheering) Boom, boom! 168 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:35,696 No way. 169 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:38,732 Did you see the way Bellinger handled that pitch? 170 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:42,269 Yeah, he handled-- he handled it. That was something, Pops. 171 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:44,304 Excuse me. Sorry. 172 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,139 All right. What did we miss? 173 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,709 Ho-ho, you don't even want to know, bro. 174 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:52,646 Darn it. All right. Let's go Dodgers! 175 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,182 Did you get ketchup? Oh, yeah. It's right here. 176 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:57,150 I need a napkin. 177 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,553 Okay, hold on. Here you go. 178 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:01,589 I can't get this open. Can you open it? All right, yeah. 179 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:02,956 Just give it to me. Don't... 180 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,224 There's a cup in my cup holder. 181 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:05,292 Okay, okay. Just set it down here. 182 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:06,894 Cheese is getting on my pants. 183 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:08,395 Okay, I'll take this. Now there's cheese all over me. 184 00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:09,630 No... My hot dog fell on the ground! 185 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,164 Okay, all right. 186 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,332 Here you go. 187 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,967 Just eat it, I'm sure it's fine. 188 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:18,606 Dave, I think Grover's gonna need another hot dog. 189 00:07:18,706 --> 00:07:20,708 Oh, and I'll take another beer. 190 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,978 All right. Come on, buddy. 191 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:26,213 (loud cheering) 192 00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:27,247 Oh, he's going, he's going. 193 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:28,949 Yes! 194 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:30,884 (whooping) 195 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:32,219 Ah! 196 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:33,887 Did you see Bellinger steal second? 197 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:35,022 Yeah, he's a thief, Pops. 198 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,423 That's cool, that's cool. 199 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:39,426 (groans) You're not even looking. 200 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:41,662 Oh, Pop, I'm looking. 201 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:43,664 (bat cracks) (crowd exclaims) 202 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:46,700 Oh, come on. Damn it, I missed that. 203 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,502 Because I'm not looking at the game, 204 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:50,938 looking at you not looking at the game. 205 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:53,541 What is going on? 206 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:55,375 All right, I-I spotted a woman I know 207 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,845 sitting a few rows back to the right, but don't look. 208 00:07:57,945 --> 00:07:59,647 And... 209 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:03,551 You both looked, didn't you? 210 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:05,986 I'm still looking. I was a little curious. 211 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:09,222 Her name is Kayla. 212 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,458 And at first I was into it and she was into it. 213 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:12,793 But then I wasn't so into it 214 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,327 and she was, like, really into it, 215 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:15,729 so I had to get the hell out of it. 216 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,699 Trust me, if she sees me, we're gonna get into it. 217 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:21,068 So, you're gonna let an ex-girlfriend 218 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:22,970 ruin our perfectly good day? 219 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:25,539 Pop, it won't be a perfectly good day if she sees me. 220 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:27,240 Trust me, you don't want to see Kayla 221 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,942 with a bat in her hands. 222 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,344 * * 223 00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:35,716 Wait. Pause, pause, pause. Okay, okay. 224 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:38,385 Remind me again why we're starting with the fourth one? 225 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:40,621 Oh, no, the fourth one is the first one. 226 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,890 So, is that like a space thing? 227 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,393 No. It's just the way he told the story. 228 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:49,329 And that garbage can that goes "bleepy bloopy," 229 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:51,565 he needs the gold man to speak? 230 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,400 Well, yeah. He's a translator. 231 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:55,603 But my Alexa can speak. 232 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:59,506 My car can speak. Right, but this is a long, long time ago. 233 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:01,541 But they have spaceships. 234 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:03,777 It's a galaxy far, far away! 235 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:10,050 Look, can I just, can I start the movie again? 236 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:14,387 What are you doing? What are you doing?! 237 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,657 I just got an email. Keep going, it's fine. 238 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:20,327 No. No, no, no, no. Okay. No phones during Star Wars. 239 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:23,664 He's acting like he's in the movie. 240 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:28,568 * For it's one, two, three strikes you're out * 241 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:33,440 * At the old ball game. * 242 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:35,643 (cheering) Dodgers! 243 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:37,811 (whooping) 244 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:41,048 Look at you, man. 245 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:43,884 It's the seventh-inning stretch, and you're not even stretching. 246 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,418 Okay... 247 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:47,621 What did you do to that woman? 248 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:48,622 Nothing. 249 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:50,691 It just didn't work out, so... 250 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,860 I ghosted her. 251 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,663 Oh, so instead of manning up 252 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:57,665 and telling her you're not interested, 253 00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:59,232 you just disappeared? 254 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,568 Well, I wouldn't put it like that. 255 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:04,404 Well, how would you put it? 256 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:06,473 I would say I cared so much 257 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:09,142 about her feelings, I avoided them. 258 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:14,081 Okay, then, maybe it's not too late to get things right. 259 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,749 Oh, no, I think it's too late. 260 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:18,218 I don't know, she looks sweet. 261 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,887 Yeah? Well, check out her texts. 262 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,356 "I hope you go to hell." Oh... 263 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,958 I mean, it's not that bad. 264 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,593 No, no, no. Keep reading. 265 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:29,663 "You stupid..." Oh! Oh! 266 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,199 "And you can stick..." 267 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:35,002 (stammers, clears throat) 268 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:39,139 Yeah, she doesn't look the way she texts. 269 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,075 Excuse me. Sorry. 270 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,745 All right. (exhales) 271 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,347 We should leave now so we can beat the traffic. 272 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,382 Come on. Boo! 273 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,951 Who brought this guy? 274 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,285 No, I agree with Dave. 275 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,787 We should go now to beat the crowd. 276 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:56,123 Plus... my neck is killing me. 277 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:58,625 Oh, you can blame yourself for that. 278 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,129 Dad, I'm cold. Where's my jacket? 279 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,731 Oh, I-I didn't bring one. 280 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:07,134 I wish Mom was here. 281 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,339 (exhales) 282 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,574 Okay, let's go buy you a jacket. 283 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,609 And another ice cream. 284 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,178 You just said you were cold. 285 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,080 Well, I won't be with a jacket. 286 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,416 All right, come on. 287 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,551 Oh, and while you're there, 288 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:26,186 hook a sister up with a churro. 289 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,255 Ooh, make that two, and don't forget the caramel sauce. 290 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,556 MALCOLM: Hey, Dave. 291 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,391 Dave, maybe I should go with you. 292 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,626 No, no, Malcolm, you're gonna stay here 293 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,462 and you'll watch this game with your father. 294 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,798 Come on, Pop. You come on. 295 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,199 You know what, Malcolm? 296 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,368 I thought this could be our new tradition. 297 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:42,736 You treating me to tickets. 298 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,572 You know, father and son at the ballpark, 299 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:47,340 just like Field of Dreams. 300 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,978 Except for there's no cornfield and nobody's dead. 301 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,213 Yeah, well, not yet. 302 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,782 But if Kayla sees me, that could change. 303 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,616 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 304 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,886 I have never left a Dodger game early, 305 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,453 and I'm not gonna start now. 306 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,389 Plus, I've got the car keys. 307 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:03,590 So sit down! 308 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,392 Everybody start watching the game, 309 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,727 and start having fun right now! 310 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:10,063 Including you, sir! 311 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,271 All right, look at that. 312 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,407 The Dodgers have eight hits in. 313 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,910 I've missed all of 'em. 314 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,477 Nice jacket, Grover. 315 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,879 My son's first baseball game, 316 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:28,548 and he will have this memento forever. 317 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:29,682 Ha! 318 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:32,252 He'll grow out of it in six months. 319 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,654 I thought you weren't here. 320 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,956 I'm not. 321 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,991 If I was, Grover would have a hoodie from home. 322 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,593 And a bag of carrots. 323 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,930 Oh, look, look. We're on the dance cam! 324 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,097 Oh, look at that! 325 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,933 Oh, give Daddy some room. 326 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,575 Come on! 327 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,277 Everything okay down there, Dave? 328 00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:00,180 Oh, yeah, Just making memories. 329 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,315 * * 330 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:06,887 Is that one an Ewok? No. 331 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,290 Is that one an Ewok? 332 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,225 Babe, just, just watch. 333 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,962 When does Billy Dee Williams show up? 334 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,597 Wait a minute. 335 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:21,234 Is Billy Dee Williams an Ewok? 'Cause I don't play that. 336 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:24,838 This movie is too dry looking. 337 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:27,707 (winces) I know, it's making me thirsty. 338 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,611 And you know, it takes too long to get to the Ewoks. 339 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,813 Ewoks aren't in this movie! 340 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,716 They're in the third one. 341 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:38,886 So the one before this one. 342 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,720 No, two after this. 343 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,323 I mean, come on, Marty. 344 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,624 You got to admit that's confusing. 345 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,059 Oh, that is interesting. 346 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,527 Because hundreds of millions of people 347 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,396 clearly do not find it confusing. 348 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,731 * * 349 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,068 Can you believe Dave and Malcolm 350 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,336 wanted us to leave early 351 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,105 and miss Freeman's walk-off homer? 352 00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,140 Oh, actually, Dave did miss it. 353 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,708 Oopsies. 354 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:06,179 We had a great time spending the whole ninth inning 355 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,680 looking for Dippin' Dots. 356 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,517 We found 'em. Yeah, we did. 357 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,119 Yeah, I had a great time, too. 358 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:15,555 Even though Malcolm ghosted me like he did that woman. 359 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,991 I guess that's just what he does. 360 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,793 I got you free tickets and free parking. 361 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:23,063 I don't hear you complaining about that. 362 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,266 (Grover vomits) Grover! 363 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,534 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 364 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,669 Did he get any of that in my new truck? 365 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:30,670 (mouths) 366 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:34,007 I-I mean, is-is the boy okay? 367 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:38,345 He's fine and, uh... so is the truck. 368 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:41,081 I-I think he just has a little bit of a stomach bug. 369 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,615 Uh, or... 370 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,884 his father let him eat whatever he wanted for four hours. 371 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,419 He didn't have that much. 372 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,721 He literally ate his height in hot dogs. 373 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,591 Gemma, at this point there's no reason 374 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,026 for me to tell you that were right. 375 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,161 The proof is... 376 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,497 ...all over the parking lot. 377 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,299 (quietly): And on the upholstery. 378 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,034 Ah...! 379 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,302 I heard that. 380 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,604 You owe me a full detail. 381 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,608 I'm sorry that I said that you were gonna ruin guys' night. 382 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,710 But can you please be here now? 383 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:13,947 Yes. And lucky for you, I have wipes and Tums. 384 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,048 Thank you. 385 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,416 Look at this. 386 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,518 This traffic is insane. 387 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,554 We've been stuck for like 20 minutes. 388 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,156 I have to pee. 389 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,158 At least. 390 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,828 At least? Probably more. Okay. 391 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,398 Oh, oh, please don't pee or more in this truck. 392 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,034 Hit the child lock... I-I don't know where the button is. 393 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,969 Just hit the button. It's a new truck. 394 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,604 * * 395 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,006 Hey. Hey. 396 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,274 You're missing your movie. Yeah. 397 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,509 We just got to the part 398 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,344 where they fell into the wet garbage... 399 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,378 Ah. 400 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:46,779 It's so cool. 401 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:51,018 Necie, come on, you think it's silly. 402 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,552 No. 403 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:56,323 If it's important to you, it's important to me. 404 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,858 So, why is it important to us? 405 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,662 Okay, look. 406 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:05,065 I don't share this with a lot of people... Mm. 407 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:09,436 ...but the truth is, I wasn't the coolest kid. 408 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,138 What...? Yeah. 409 00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,506 I know. Growing up was rough for me. 410 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:14,907 Like... (stammers) 411 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,376 I wasn't like the other boys on the block. 412 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,878 I didn't talk like them, I didn't dress like them. 413 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,249 Whenever we played basketball, they called me Airball Butler. 414 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:23,750 (chuckles) 415 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,385 My dad came up with that one. 416 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,754 (gasps) Babe. 417 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:31,091 I spent a lot of time looking for where I fit in. 418 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,859 You know? 419 00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:37,697 Space and sci-fi movies were like my escape. 420 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:41,034 I mean, come on, I work with rockets and robots. 421 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,935 Where do you think that came from? 422 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,140 Seems like Airball Butler got his dream. Yeah. 423 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,508 And he got the girl. 424 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,243 See, you better believe it. Yeah, you know. 425 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,279 I know. 426 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,547 (speaking indistinctly) 427 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,783 Mom, are you...? Shh. 428 00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:58,785 Are you enjoying this? 429 00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:01,188 Yes, it's exciting, and, look, 430 00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:04,023 that wizard guy's wearing the same costume we made 431 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,625 for your school Halloween parade. 432 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,127 Yeah, that's Obi-Wan Kenobi. 433 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,229 Yes, Obi-Wan. Oh. 434 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,231 We made his robes together. 435 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,465 Oh, we had so much fun. 436 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,866 I stayed up all night sewing that thing. 437 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:17,036 (chuckles) He looked so cute. 438 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:20,540 Mama, I did not look cute. I was fierce. 439 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,909 Now I remember watching this movie. 440 00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:25,945 The guy in the black football helmet... 441 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,147 Yeah? ...he killed Obi. 442 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,381 (gasps) 443 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,417 And then the big monkey man 444 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,319 helped blow up the Death Ball. 445 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,821 That's it. I knew it. 446 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,258 Is that a spoiler? 447 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,059 Several. 448 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,729 * * 449 00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,799 Pop, I know you think I took the easy way out, 450 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,403 but... man, dating now is not like it was in your day. 451 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:51,838 My day? Yeah. 452 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:54,907 (chuckles) Some things never change, Malcolm. 453 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,177 I mean, you called it ghosting, back in my day 454 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,312 we called it "hit it and quit it." 455 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,513 (groans) 456 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,250 It was foul then and it's foul now. 457 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,286 You're right. 458 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,922 I promise, moving forward, I will handle things better. 459 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,491 But-but, hey, at least you got to see 460 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,025 a good game tonight, right? 461 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,962 Why do you think I was so excited about this game? 462 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,398 Because you love the Dodgers. 463 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,932 No, Malcolm. 464 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:23,336 I was excited to spend some quality time with you. 465 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,338 Hell, I could've watched the Dodger game 466 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,807 at home in my drawers. 467 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,246 And I spent the whole time hiding from Kayla. 468 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,514 Mm. 469 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,083 I'm sorry, Pop. 470 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,419 Hey, you want to watch tomorrow night's game together? 471 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:40,453 I'd love to. 472 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:41,854 All right. All right. 473 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,290 You're gonna have to wear some pants, though. 474 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,757 Eh... 475 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,793 We'll see about that. 476 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,430 Okay. GEMMA: Ooh. (sighs) 477 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,800 There are no Porta Potties within a quarter-mile radius. 478 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,835 I got to pee in a bush. 479 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,538 Oh. 480 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,040 Congratulations, Grover. You are now a man. 481 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,177 Nice. Yeah, up top. 482 00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,681 Can I get a squeeze of that hand sanitizer? Yeah, mm-hmm. 483 00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:09,782 Oh, traffic's starting to move. 484 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,351 Hey, Malcolm, 485 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,785 would you see if that guy will let us in? Yeah. 486 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,321 (clears throat) 487 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,324 Oh, my God, that's Kayla. 488 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,726 That's Kayla? Yeah. 489 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,761 Oh, don't worry, I got this. 490 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,095 Hey, Kayla! 491 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,533 I got your boy Malcolm here. 492 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,435 Malcolm? 493 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,870 Hey, Kayla. 494 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,405 Girl, we was just talking about you. 495 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,406 It was, um... 496 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,874 It was a good game, huh? 497 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,209 Good game? Yeah. 498 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,143 Good game? 499 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:38,545 You've got a lot of nerve, 500 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,748 you arrogant, two-faced-ed, lying-ass dirtbag. 501 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,250 How dare you ghost me? 502 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,017 Yeah, but, Kayla, come on... You know what, Malcolm? 503 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,720 No, no. The less you say, the sooner it'll be over. 504 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,356 KAYLA: You know what? 505 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,757 You can kiss my ass. Mm. 506 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,660 Besides, you weren't all that anyway, 507 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,127 two-minute brother. 508 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:56,929 CALVIN: Wait a minute, wait a minute. 509 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,865 That's my son you're talking about! 510 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,000 Don't roll the window up. Oh, hell no. 511 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,402 Roll it back down, back down. 512 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,771 (overlapping arguments) 513 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,713 I got my list down to two pages. 514 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,516 Oh, thanks. That is reasonable. 515 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:17,650 Mama. 516 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,919 You just used a smaller font. 517 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,090 Well, I thought you were tripping about the pages, 518 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,558 not the number of people. 519 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:30,763 You met the caterer. It's gonna cost $120 a plate. 520 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:33,600 $120 a plate? 521 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,102 Let me see that list. 522 00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:37,670 Uh-uh. 523 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,372 Okay. 524 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,841 (mutters) Baby, you just crossed off the whole church choir. 525 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,677 Babe, if they ain't singing, they ain't eating. 526 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,047 Don't need him. 527 00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:50,182 Carlos ain't even got teeth. What he gonna do...? 528 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,984 (mutters) 529 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,820 Ooh, I'm gonna keep Janice. 530 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,756 I want her to see that our kids are better than hers. 531 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,797 Captioning sponsored by CBS 532 00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,599 and TOYOTA. 533 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:09,135 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org