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"School board approves
emotional support squirrels."

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Hmm.

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When I was a kid, you couldn't
even chew gum in school.

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Why do you still
get the newspaper?

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Why don't you just
get it on the app?

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Babe, 'cause I like
to do more than read my news.

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I like to feel my news.

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I also like to...

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hear my news.

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Oh, uh, you left this
in your pants pocket.
Ah.

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"Jake Walker, Thaxton
Capital Partners"?

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Good. You know what,
I was looking for this.

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(garbage disposal whirs)

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So you could murder it?

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Okay, what's going on?

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Who is this guy?

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Eh, it's just a guy
that made me an insulting offer

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to buy the Pit Stop.

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What? But who said
it was for sale?

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Nobody. See, this is
what I've been fighting.

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Gentrification.

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See, they think that
they can come in,

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wave a check in your face
and just buy you out.

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Why didn't you tell me
about this?

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For the same reason
I don't tell you

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when Dave asks me
to go antiquing.

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It ain't never gonna happen.

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I didn't even look at the offer.

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Oh, well, good for you.

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Fight the power.

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You know, they're doing
this all over town.

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You build it up and then
they just come in and take it.

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That's what they do.

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Who is they?

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They is them.

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Well, they ain't gonna
do us like that,

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because we ain't them.

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That's right.

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(knocking)
Ooh, that might be them.

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Oh, hey, Calvin.

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Gemma and I are gonna
go antiquing. You in?

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Oh, sure, Dave.
Give me a minute.

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All right.

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It ain't gonna happen.

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* Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood *

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* Welcome to the hood. *

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Oh, somebody
brought croissants?

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(laughing)

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Which one of y'all
trying to get the day off?

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Ah.

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I see you got the croissants.

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Ah, Jake.
These are from you?

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I already told you
I'm not selling.

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But I'm keeping
these croissants.

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Hey, I bought
everybody croissants.

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That's not what I heard.

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Would you just give me your keys

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and I'll call you
when your car's ready?

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Okay.

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So, Calvin,

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I'm assuming you didn't
look at our offer.

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Well, you would be
assuming correctly.

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You just let them know
that they ain't getting this.

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I hear you.

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Can you do me a favor

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and just take a quick look
at our offer

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so I can tell my bosses you did?

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You know, you seem
like a fine young man.

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So for you,
I'll look at it.

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But it doesn't matter
what this number is.

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I'm still not selling.

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Good lord!

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Is that the offer

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or is this
an international phone number?

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That's the offer.

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Would you like a croissant?

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No, Calvin,
that's all you.

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Let me know
if you want to talk.

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My actual phone number's
the little one in the corner.

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Oh, hey, Calvi...
Ooh, croissants.

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I know you said
business was slow,

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so I brought my car in.

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I don't think there's
anything wrong with it,

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but here's to hoping
you'll find something.

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I hope you don't do this
with your doctor.

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Better safe than sorry.

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Hey, who was that guy
who just walked out?

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He smelled great.

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Is a real estate guy.

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He made me an offer
to buy the Pit Stop.

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Oh. Was it a good offer?

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(short chuckle)
It was a great offer.

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Well, congratulations.

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My shop is not for sale.

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So, you told him no?

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No, I didn't tell him no.

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You don't say no
to an offer this great.

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So, you're gonna say yes?

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What part of "not for sale"

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do you not understand?

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* *

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This is for
the Pit Stop, right?

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Yes.

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And they've seen the place?

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Yes.

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It's a successful business
in a hot part of town.

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What are you doing?

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I'm trying to make sure
that this comma

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isn't a smudge.

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It's not a smudge.

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And that comma doesn't
change anything.

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Oh, that comma could change me

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into someone who sunbathes
naked on a yacht!

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Ooh.
(laughing)

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Naked and yacht
do go together.

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You know what I'm saying?
I told you.
(laughing)

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We can have fun on the water.
(doorbell rings)

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Look, uh... But the Pit Stop
is not for sale.

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You know what, you always get me
with that naked and yacht thing.

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Stop doing me like
that, you know?

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Okay, Dave, how many times
do I have to tell you

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Pictionary Night
is not happening?

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We will fight that battle
another day.

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This is to help with
your Pit Stop decision.

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We can make a list of
the pros and cons of selling.

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This exercise
helps my therapy patients

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get clarity
with big life decisions.

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And I could tell
you were waffling.

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He was waffling?
Huh, like a Belgian.

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I was not waffling.

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Aw, come on, baby.
Let's give it a try.

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I'm tired of wearing clothes.
On land.

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CALVIN:
Okay, Tina...

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would you stop, please?

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It's hard for me
to make a clear decision

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when you keep being
naked in my head.

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* *

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This isn't a communal
hamper, Malcolm.

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I'm not washing
your stuff anymore.

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Hey, man, this isn't mine.

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W... Well, it's not mine.

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Maybe it's Necie's.

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Why would Necie have a triple XL

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Alabama football sweatshirt?

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I don't know, Marty.
She's your fiancée.

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Wow. Okay.
(laughs)

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What's okay?

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Apparently everything.

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What is everything?

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You know what?
Nothing.

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No, no, no, no.

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No, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no.

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Everything means something.

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Okay, fine.
If she were my fiancée,

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I would just be a little
curious about where she got it.

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I don't know, like maybe
that's an ex-boyfriend's.

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Okay, so,
what if it is?

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Wow, clearly, you are a
bigger man than I am. (chuckles)

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Not as big as him.

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This...

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* *

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Okay. Pros.

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If you sell the Pit Stop, what
about your life gets better?

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Well, I could stop
worrying about

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Motor Boys stealing
all of my customers.

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Okay.
Mm-hmm.

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DAVE:
I, uh...

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I don't know
what that says.

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It says
"Motor Boys can kiss my ass."

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Um, well, uh, it's not legible.

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Who cares? It's my list,
I know what it says.

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Okay, you know what?
I'm gonna write.

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(groans)
Here we go, here
we go. All right.

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What's next?

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Um, no more getting up
at the crack of dawn?

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Oh, yeah. Crack of dawn
can kiss my ass.

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All right.

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Why don't we just make the list,

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and assume that everything on it
can kiss your ass?

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Oh, here's a pro.

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No more working weekends.

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Mm.
Mm.

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Uh, no more dealing with
deadbeat customers,

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your bad back.

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Yeah, yeah.

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All of those things can indeed

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kiss my entire ass.

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More time with neighbors.

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Uh, uh, that's a con.

190
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No, it's not.

191
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Um, afternoon Dodger games.

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Mm.
Afternoon golf.
Afternoon naps.

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Mm-hmm. Afternoon,
you know...

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(both whispering)

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Huh? Huh?

196
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Oh, here. I have a pro.
Put N-O-Y.

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What's that?

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Naked on a yacht.
Naked on a yacht.

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Oh, okay.

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Now, Calvin,

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that's a lot of pros.

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Now let's talk about the cons
of selling the Pit Stop.

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Yeah, but there's a...

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You got the, uh...

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Calvin,
um...

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it seems like
you've got nothing.

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It's pretty clear

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that the board
is telling you something.

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Well, the board doesn't
have everything on it.

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Okay, well, what's
it missing?

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To be honest,
I-I am 200 cars short

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of beating my daddy's record

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for most tires rotated.

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Man, please, you
just made that up.
Mm-hmm.

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It's a real record, Tina.

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And if anybody's gonna beat it,
it's gonna be me.

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All right,
I'm not selling the shop.

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I want my daddy's record!

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* *

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(rapid knocking)

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Oh.

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Hey, Marty, what's up?
Hey, Dave. Uh, this

223
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is a little awkward,
but I need some advice.

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How is that awkward?
You know,

225
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I actually had a dream
about you coming to me.

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I found this in the laundry,
and I'm afraid it means

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Necie still cares
about her ex-boyfriend

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and he is big and muscular

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and he played football at
Alabama and now he's in the NFL

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and, like, what does
she even see in me?!

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O-Okay, Mar-Marty, Marty,
you're spinning out.

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Okay?
Now, let's calm down.

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00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:03,811
Take a deep breath.

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00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:05,713
Have you spoken
to Necie about this?

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00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:07,748
She's in Chicago
visiting her parents,

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00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:09,617
and I don't want her
to think I'm crazy.

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Unless I am crazy.
Am I crazy?!

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No, you're not crazy,

239
00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,924
but it sounds like
you're feeling jealous.

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Okay? And jealousy can
make us irrational.

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Hey, Marty.
What's up?

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I'm crazy!

243
00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,332
No... no, he's not crazy.

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He j... He found this
in Necie's laundry.

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(gasps) Alabama football?
Oh, my God.

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Did Niece date a
player from Alabama?

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That's a great program.
Lot of Heismans.

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(gasps)
Is he in the NFL?

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Oh...

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What?
Okay.

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What, what'd I say?
Okay, but...

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but what if football players
are really her type

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and she's just
nerd-slumming it with me?!

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Ok... Again, Marty,

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calm down.

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Look, Necie has made her choice.
And her choice is you.

257
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:02,135
Okay, Dave.
Maybe you're right.

258
00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:05,038
Thanks.
You are so enlightened.

259
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,439
Oh, thanks.

260
00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,275
But I just care about women.
GEMMA:
Aw.

261
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,510
You know, some call me an ally.

262
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:11,912
Others agree.

263
00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:14,081
Be like Dave.

264
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,283
I wear my ex-boyfriend's
hockey jersey

265
00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,919
and he couldn't be
less bothered by it.

266
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,487
Huh.

267
00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:23,824
Thought that was yours.

268
00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:27,360
No, Dave. It's Brian's.
I've told you that.
(chuckles)

269
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,329
And Dave doesn't
care at all.

270
00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:32,766
Yeah. (coughs)
Not at all.

271
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,567
I'm the guy that guys come to

272
00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:36,169
when something like that
bothers them.

273
00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,271
Yeah, I am evolved.

274
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,741
(knocking)

275
00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,144
Yo, Marty.
Oh, hey, guys.

276
00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:45,545
Sorry to bust on in,

277
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,947
but I have good news.

278
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,982
Remember two weekends ago
when I invited the guys over

279
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,183
to watch the Rams game?

280
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,819
Rams is football, right?

281
00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,721
Oh.

282
00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:56,589
Yes, that's right, and that's
why I did not invite you.

283
00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,693
Anyway, there were
a bunch of guys.

284
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:02,730
It was Trey, Big Julius,
Little Julius, and, uh, Richard.

285
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,664
I thought the Juliuses
hated each other.

286
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,767
Yes, they did, but now
they all hate Richard.

287
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:07,968
And it got kind of awkward.

288
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,303
Yeah.
But anyway,

289
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:13,406
I forgot that Big Julius spilled
queso all over his sweatshirt.

290
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,076
His Alabama football
sweatshirt.
(Gemma gasps)

291
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,778
Big Julius played
football at Alabama?

292
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:21,181
No, Gemma, Big Julius went to
Dick's and bought a sweatshirt.

293
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,518
Well, this
is good news.

294
00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,420
(laughs)
That's great, Marty,

295
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,589
But, again,
it never really mattered

296
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,758
whose sweatshirt it was.

297
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:31,825
Right, Dave?
Right.

298
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,126
Or how intimate she was

299
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,028
with the person
who gave it to her.

300
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,597
* *

301
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,134
Hey, babe, what you reading?

302
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,070
Oh, since you asked,

303
00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,572
why don't you want to sell
the Pit Stop?

304
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:48,441
Hmm. That's an odd name
for a book.

305
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,380
I can't stop thinking...

306
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,416
I mean, is it that
crazy of an idea?

307
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,418
If you took that offer,
you could retire.

308
00:11:58,518 --> 00:11:59,820
Wouldn't that be wonderful?

309
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,955
(scoffs)
It'd be horrible.

310
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,491
In my family, no one retires.

311
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:07,594
All my relatives
have died on the job.

312
00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,331
It is my destiny to die

313
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:14,267
underneath
an '88 Cutlass Supreme.

314
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,939
Baby, don't you think
your relatives kept working

315
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,640
because they had to?

316
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,275
If you sold the shop,

317
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:25,412
you could be the first Butler
to not have to die on the job.

318
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,180
(chuckles)
If I sell the Pit Stop,

319
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,249
then I wouldn't own it anymore.

320
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:35,823
Calvin, that's how selling
something usually works.

321
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:38,558
Tina, I've put my heart and soul

322
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,260
into that place
for over 30 years.

323
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,831
And I put my heart
and soul into it, too.

324
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:48,335
I have never dreamed
of selling.

325
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:52,039
But, baby, I do
the books. And...

326
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,574
I did some calculations.

327
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:57,677
And do you know how long
it'd take us to make

328
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,012
what they're offering?

329
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,147
Guess.

330
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,182
Mm-mmm. No.
I know how this works.

331
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,151
How long?

332
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,454
Never.

333
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:12,392
Who knows if an offer like
this will ever come again?

334
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:14,828
Tina...

335
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,964
if I'm not Calvin
of Calvin's Pit Stop,

336
00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:19,900
then who the hell am I?

337
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,202
You're Calvin the father.

338
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,472
Calvin the Yardecue King.

339
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:30,243
Calvin, the man that
I fell in love with.

340
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:35,348
Baby, that shop
doesn't define you.

341
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,750
You define that shop.

342
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,257
Yeah, I guess
there's more to the world

343
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:47,127
than motor oil
and transmissions.

344
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,461
(scoffs)

345
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,497
Truth of the matter is
I passed my daddy

346
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,632
in tire rotations in 2014.

347
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,401
(laughs)

348
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:59,739
Baby, remember
when we got married?

349
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:03,977
we said that we were gonna
make love on every continent.

350
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,646
We're still just on one.

351
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,849
We went to Mexico.

352
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,319
That's the same continent.

353
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:15,288
We needed a passport.

354
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,260
Don't we deserve
to do the things

355
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,395
that we've always
dreamed about?

356
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,797
You're right.

357
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,969
You're my sweet girl and I...
I want us to both be happy,

358
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,470
so...

359
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,906
You know what?

360
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,376
Let's do it. Let's do it.

361
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,711
(chuckling)

362
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,415
You won't regret it.
(chuckles)

363
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,616
It's our time.

364
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,953
Yes, it is.
(laughing)

365
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,288
But you know we can't really
afford a yacht, though, right?

366
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,889
Aw...

367
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,758
But maybe...

368
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:54,594
you can get naked on
one of them big blow-up ducks.

369
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,530
Mm-hmm? You know
what I'm talking about?
Quack.

370
00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,033
Quack, quack, quack!
Quack, quack!

371
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,801
* *

372
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,603
(rapid knocking)

373
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,505
whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, Whoa.

374
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:06,839
Guys, I need your help.
Oh!

375
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,241
I'm spinning out,
I know it's crazy,

376
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,842
but I can't help it.

377
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,645
Wait, is this about
Gemma's jersey?

378
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,714
Oh, my God, did you have
a dream about it, too?

379
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,049
No.

380
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,951
I could see your face
when you found out about it.

381
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,020
Dave, I thought you were
more evolved than this.

382
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,889
Well, it was easy to be evolved
when it was Marty's problem,

383
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,391
but now it's mine.

384
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,561
Hate that jersey.
I want to strangle that jersey.

385
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,763
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

386
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:33,466
Dave, look, you and Gemma
have a happy, secure marriage.

387
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:34,834
You can't possibly think...

388
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,436
Oh, shut up, Malcolm!

389
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,341
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

390
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,976
I should not have
snapped at you like that.

391
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,344
You're not Brian.

392
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,845
And what's so great
about Brian anyway?

393
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,048
She brought that jersey from
high school to college,

394
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,050
all the way out
to California with her.

395
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,919
She wouldn't even let me
bring my karaoke machine.

396
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,988
We need to thank her
for that one.

397
00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:00,393
Look, Dave, you just need to
tell Gemma how you really feel.

398
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,661
Yeah, but she'll just say

399
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:02,895
that I'm being
totally irrational.

400
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,431
Yes, just like you told me

401
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:07,234
I was being totally irrational,
and you were right.

402
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:08,568
Exactly.

403
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:09,902
It's not like
Gemma's gonna leave you

404
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,504
for some guy she dated
in high school.

405
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,373
She's your wife, Dave.

406
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,809
(sighs) All right.
You're right.

407
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:20,013
Okay. Think it's obvious
what I have to do.

408
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,381
Talk to Gemma.
No.

409
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,316
Find Brian, find out
who he's married to

410
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,984
and make her wear my clothes.

411
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:27,887
No?

412
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,057
Okay, fine.
I'll go talk to her.

413
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,924
Yes.

414
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:36,763
No.

415
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,668
Uh, Gemma,
I have something to say,

416
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,770
so I'm just going to say it.

417
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:47,340
I know you think of me
as being an evolved man,

418
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,675
and I pride myself on that.

419
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,111
However, that
jersey triggers

420
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,345
an irrational but nevertheless

421
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,813
emotionally valid
reaction in me.

422
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,748
I ask that you respect me
and our marriage

423
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,016
and remove it from our home.

424
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,751
Thank you very much.
There, I said it.

425
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:03,723
Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
Did you say something?

426
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,125
Oh, damn it!

427
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:07,994
Okay, Gemma, I have
something to say,

428
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,262
so I'm just gonna say it.

429
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,430
I know you think of me
as being...

430
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,764
Oh, what am I even doing?

431
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,736
I-I hate this jersey.

432
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:19,206
What?
You said it didn't bother you.

433
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:20,540
Well, I was lying.

434
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,874
I didn't know I was lying,
but I was lying.

435
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,777
Not only do I not
want you to wear it,

436
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,180
I want to rip it into a million
pieces with my bare hands.

437
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,815
And I know I'm probably
not strong enough,

438
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:31,651
but adrenaline
does crazy things.

439
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,457
Dave, it's just
a comfortable, old jersey.

440
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,991
It doesn't mean anything.

441
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:42,995
I know. And I know that
I'm being petty and irrational.

442
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,831
But...
(sighs)

443
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,333
I can't look at that jersey

444
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,868
without thinking about
you and Brian.

445
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:53,640
I don't want to think about you
with anyone other than me.

446
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:57,009
That's actually
kind of attractive.

447
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,645
What is?

448
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:02,081
This primal caveman
side of you.

449
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:06,586
It's so dumb, but...
it's kind of hot.

450
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,261
Well, in that case...

451
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:15,928
Yabba-Dabba-Doo.

452
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,030
And no longer hot.

453
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,368
* *

454
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,170
This is so exciting.
Uh, Tina,

455
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:26,139
remind me to get a display case
for this pen.

456
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:29,709
It's what they did for Barack
when he signed Obamacare.

457
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,478
I wish you would
have told me that.

458
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,413
I would have found you a
pen with no teeth marks.

459
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,582
(laughs)

460
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,584
Yeah, and...

461
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,452
boom! (laughs)
(Gemma whoops)

462
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,820
And boom.
(phone chimes)

463
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,456
What did you do?
I just ordered a bag.

464
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,057
(laughs)

465
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,426
Congratulations, Calvin.

466
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:47,860
The Pit Stop
is in great hands.
(whoops)

467
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,063
(chuckles)
And your check is in my hands.

468
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,265
(laughs)

469
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,766
All right, let's celebrate.

470
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:56,603
(cheering)
Let's go, let's go, let's go.

471
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,938
(overlapping cheering)

472
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,110
A toast to Mom and Dad

473
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:05,778
and to Calvin's Pit Stop.

474
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,214
May we all take our cars there

475
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,681
before we have to pay
the new guys to service them.

476
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,683
(overlapping chatter)

477
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:11,884
I will drink to that.

478
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,554
And to the love of my life,

479
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,955
the fearless Calvin Butler,

480
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:19,226
who I'm so excited
to start this next chapter with.

481
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:22,262
And to Tina Butler,
my ride or die.
Aw.

482
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,864
I couldn't have done
this without you, babe.
I love you, baby.

483
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,433
Thank you.

484
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,067
And boom.
(phone chimes)

485
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,070
Uh, another boom?
Yeah, I just bought a Rolex.

486
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,273
Hey, babe, now, we can't
be spending money like...

487
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:36,209
For you.
Oh. Well, all right.

488
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,150
You know, I would say,
"Come back soon,"

489
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:47,487
but once you walk out that door,
I'm locking up for good.

490
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,489
Now, you sure you don't want me

491
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,157
to rebuild your engine
or something?

492
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,393
Might take a
couple of weeks, but...
Calvin.

493
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:54,827
It's time.

494
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,430
Okay, yeah, sure.

495
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,198
Here you go.

496
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,235
Let go of the keys, Calvin.

497
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,474
Bye, Lil Hatchet.

498
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:11,077
All right. So...

499
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:13,646
let's-let's get out of here.
Mm.

500
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,850
Hey, you know what, uh...

501
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,051
why don't you go ahead.

502
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,020
You need a moment?

503
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,555
Yeah.

504
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,223
Okay.

505
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,135
(short chuckle)

506
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,804
Yeah.

507
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:45,244
Oh. (scoffs)
I'm taking my cord, though.

508
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,855
Oh, well.
That's they problem now.

509
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,565
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