1 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,518 New recipe. Experiment. 2 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:22,188 Orange, mango, carrot, ginger, 3 00:00:22,772 --> 00:00:23,898 and vodka. 4 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,949 Perfect temperature. 5 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:45,587 Kale, pineapple, 6 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:48,673 wheat germ, with a touch of turmeric. 7 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:52,093 Strawberry, banana and spirulina. 8 00:00:52,802 --> 00:00:53,803 Blueberry, 9 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,472 blackberry, strawberry, 10 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:57,766 and another kind of berry. 11 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:23,166 Oh, man. 12 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:25,543 When did you take this? 13 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:26,711 I'll never tell. 14 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:30,799 Oh, dear God. How am I supposed to get any work done? 15 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:32,008 I love you! 16 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:37,305 Just so I know, does it always have to be the earliest service? 17 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:41,184 I mean, I'm totally up for it. It's just, is that negotiable maybe? 18 00:01:41,684 --> 00:01:43,394 Well, I just, you know... 19 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:47,315 I find it to be a little bit more peaceful than the nine o'clock service. 20 00:01:47,398 --> 00:01:49,859 Right. The other one's more of a scene, huh? 21 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,194 Yeah. 22 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,072 And your mom goes to that one. 23 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:54,989 Yeah. 24 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:58,910 -John? -Yeah. 25 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:00,829 What is that? 26 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:02,038 What is what? 27 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:05,083 That on your finger. 28 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:07,127 Whoops! 29 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:10,213 You can't... No, I'm serious about this. You will forget to take it off. 30 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:13,466 We talked about this because we want to sit down with everybody 31 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:16,511 and, you know, talk it through with them on our terms, 32 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:18,805 and we don't want them just to find out about it. 33 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:21,391 You said that, and I listened because you're the queen of my life, 34 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:24,018 but secretly, I want them to know, and I want them to know now. 35 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:27,981 And I love you for that, but I just don't want you to wear it to church. 36 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:29,315 I could take it off. 37 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:30,817 Well, please do. 38 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:31,734 But I won't. 39 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,945 -Please, honey! -Why don't you take it off? 40 00:02:34,028 --> 00:02:37,532 -I'm trying. Honey, we're gonna be late. -There it is, take it off. 41 00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:38,700 -John! -Take it off. 42 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:40,577 -I will take that off. -You want to be late? 43 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:43,997 -No! I want to go to church. -How late do you wanna be? 44 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,290 How late do you wanna be? 45 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:46,958 When I think about Christmas 46 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:49,127 and the season that we're all in, 47 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:51,379 I think about the ultimate gift. 48 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,548 The gift of love. 49 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:55,800 It's a love that is wrapped in giving 50 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:57,844 and not getting. 51 00:02:57,927 --> 00:03:01,556 It's a love that is given, even though we're not ready to receive it. 52 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:03,933 You know, it's a sacrificial kind of love. 53 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:07,562 It's the love that God gave to the world, 54 00:03:07,645 --> 00:03:10,982 for God so loved the world that he gave. 55 00:03:11,065 --> 00:03:15,320 And he was expressing his love to us in a way that we would reflect his love... 56 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:20,241 It's just all that talk about Christmas. You know, it just got me where I live. 57 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:24,579 And I expected him to be good, I just didn't expect him to be that good. 58 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:27,832 I thought Debbie said you'd attended services here before. 59 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,709 Yeah, just not with that priest. 60 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:30,960 Oh. 61 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,712 You mean pastor, not priest. 62 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:37,050 I don't know about you, Arlane, but I need a cup of coffee. 63 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:39,886 - Have you had a cup of coffee today? - You scamp! You scamp! 64 00:03:41,095 --> 00:03:42,472 Oh, um... 65 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:44,474 Sorry, excuse me. I'll be right back. 66 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,984 -Who's that? Is that her-- -No, that's my brother-in-law. 67 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,528 -Ex-brother-in-law. -Your brother-in-law? 68 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,822 You know what? It's gonna take us hours to get out 69 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,616 -of this parking lot. -Your sister's... Wait. 70 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:02,784 My ex-brother-in-law. 71 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:05,745 I'd love to just get a jump on the traffic. 72 00:04:05,828 --> 00:04:07,330 You don't want to say goodbye? 73 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:08,581 I can... I can... 74 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,291 I can text her goodbye. 75 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:11,376 All right. 76 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:20,343 It's a great day for a hike. Deer Canyon, maybe? 77 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,721 I don't know. I'm feeling kind of lazy. 78 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,516 Well, what about a walk? A nice, slow, flat walk. 79 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:30,687 Okay. A slow, flat walk. 80 00:04:43,574 --> 00:04:44,659 Hi, friend. 81 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:47,078 John! 82 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:48,288 -Who are you?! -Shh. 83 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:49,247 John! 84 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:50,873 Oh, you're so pretty. 85 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,083 What the hell?! 86 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:56,337 Stop struggling! 87 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,089 Call 911! 88 00:04:59,882 --> 00:05:01,592 Lay down! Lay down! 89 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:34,208 Now, what were we about to do? Go for a walk, hm? 90 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,211 What was she doing here? 91 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:41,924 I mean, I've never heard of anything like that 92 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,593 happening in this neighborhood. 93 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,600 You changing your mind? 94 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:52,185 Do you want to press charges? 95 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:53,811 No, I... 96 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:57,273 No, I don't think we need to. I just... 97 00:05:58,107 --> 00:06:00,151 That was really scary. 98 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:04,113 You know what? Let's go back inside. 99 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:07,658 Let's take our house back and not let whatever this was ruin it. 100 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:09,077 Come on. 101 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:15,208 Some private investigators give an initial consultation for free. 102 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:16,209 That's true. 103 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:17,627 I don't do that. 104 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,796 {\an8}Does a free consultation mean that they're not legit? 105 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,798 {\an8}I don't know. I don't know them. 106 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:26,177 {\an8}How much did you say your initial deposit was? 107 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:31,933 {\an8}Two grand. Billing rates after that are $150 an hour, plus 67 cents a mile. 108 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:36,229 {\an8}You're also responsible for all additional expenses incurred. 109 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:39,399 License plate searches, cell phone reversal searches. 110 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:41,818 {\an8}I won't know until I incur them. But I use PayPal. 111 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:43,945 {\an8}You can always dispute the charges on there. 112 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:47,281 {\an8}A minimum of seven hours in advance plus the deposit, 113 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:48,783 {\an8}so call it three grand. 114 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:53,204 {\an8}I spoke to someone who said it's $75 an hour. 115 00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:56,082 {\an8}Look, there are... 116 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,794 {\an8}even licensed people out there who will take your money 117 00:06:59,877 --> 00:07:02,755 {\an8}and then go right to the person who you've paid them to investigate 118 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:06,342 {\an8}and charge them even more money to tell you that everything's fine. 119 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,427 {\an8}So... 120 00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:10,012 {\an8}just make sure that you trust your gut. 121 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:13,307 {\an8}Hm. 122 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:18,688 {\an8}I like the tassels. 123 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:20,648 On your bag. 124 00:07:21,065 --> 00:07:23,067 Kind of like fringe but not. 125 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:26,446 {\an8}Thank you. 126 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:30,908 -Hey. -Hey. 127 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:35,496 - I know you have your two drawers. - Here we go. 128 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,415 {\an8}Well, you know, 129 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:40,751 {\an8}as a designer of interiors, it... 130 00:07:41,335 --> 00:07:42,920 {\an8}physically pains me 131 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:46,966 {\an8}that I can't introduce you to some better organizational system. 132 00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:48,551 {\an8}Because then it'll be perfect. 133 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:50,636 {\an8}It'll totally throw out my thought process. 134 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,181 {\an8}There you go, I just closed it. Now you can't see. 135 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:55,600 {\an8}I know, but I still know it's there. 136 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:57,602 {\an8}Do you know when you're going to the bank next? 137 00:07:57,685 --> 00:07:58,686 {\an8}Uh... 138 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:00,646 {\an8}I don't know. I don't have any plans to go. Why? 139 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:03,733 Wow. 140 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:05,401 I work with uninsured patients, 141 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:09,155 and most uninsured patients pay cash. I thought you could deposit it for me. 142 00:08:10,072 --> 00:08:11,073 Um... 143 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,285 You want me to deposit that into my account? 144 00:08:14,368 --> 00:08:16,704 It's less than ten grand if you're worried about the IRS. 145 00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:18,539 Yeah, speaking of the IRS... 146 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,250 I totally report my income. 147 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,252 {\an8}-Are you kidding me? -No, I'm sure. 148 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,505 {\an8}I have enough problems with them because of my crazy ex. 149 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:29,217 I just have to be a little creative with my accounting, that's all. 150 00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:32,261 -Um... -You know what? 151 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,804 If you're not comfortable, it's fine. 152 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,139 -I understand. -No, no. 153 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:37,016 {\an8}No, I think, um... 154 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:39,894 {\an8}You know what we could do? I have a little cash here in the house 155 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:44,148 that I just keep here in case there's an earthquake, God forbid, or um... 156 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:47,485 the zombie apocalypse. 157 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:49,779 -As Terra keeps talking about. -Right. 158 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:51,405 We'll just... 159 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:52,490 put it with that. 160 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,033 Perfect. 161 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,870 {\an8}Okay. 162 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:06,629 {\an8}How much is it? 163 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:10,550 I don't know. Maybe probably 80 or 90,000. 164 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,637 {\an8}I've been taking a thousand out of my paycheck now for... 165 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:19,100 {\an8}Okay. 166 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:27,733 Mom. 167 00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:30,027 {\an8}-Where's the car? -Morning, Veronica. 168 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:32,780 Oh, yes, I'm very well rested. Thank you for asking. 169 00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:34,282 Is the car in the shop? 170 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:37,493 No. You can use the Rover, but you'll have to go out to Balboa. 171 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,288 I can barely see over the dashboard of the Rover. 172 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:41,664 God, have you not met me before? 173 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:44,584 Then maybe you won't drive any car. Maybe that's what going to happen. 174 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,586 Wait, does he have the Maserati? 175 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:49,714 Who? He who? John? Yes, John has the Maserati. 176 00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:51,340 {\an8}He's doing errands for me today and-- 177 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,426 {\an8}Why is he using your car for that? Where is his car? 178 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:54,427 {\an8}Where is your car? 179 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:57,638 {\an8}He uses my car because he does many things for me during the day 180 00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:01,058 {\an8}that are very, very helpful, and he enjoys driving the car. 181 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,852 {\an8}Does he tell you actually where he's going? 182 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:05,688 Yes, I know where he's going. He's going to run errands. 183 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,773 We should put a tracking device on the car. 184 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,612 Veronica! 185 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:15,114 Why are you laughing at me? Don't laugh at me! 186 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:17,908 -It's not funny. -Well, sweetheart, a tracker on the car? 187 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,702 -Yes! -What in the world for? 188 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:22,955 Because then you'll know the actual deal and if he's telling the truth or not. 189 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:26,167 If that's gonna make you feel better, then let's put a tracker on the car. 190 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:28,169 You put the tracker on the car, okay? 191 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:29,712 Mom. 192 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,506 There is something wrong with him. 193 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,301 Do you not see that? 194 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:38,846 Yes. 195 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,307 I know that's what you think. 196 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,434 You've made it very clear. 197 00:10:43,934 --> 00:10:47,063 You've made it clear to me, and you've made it clear to John. 198 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:48,939 We both know, 199 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,651 Veronica, that that's what you think. 200 00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:56,238 Okay. 201 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,006 Why do they even bother with catalogs 202 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:16,258 in this day of online shopping? I don't know. 203 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,178 Well, because I like to look at the pictures 204 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:20,680 in the bathtub... 205 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:23,808 and while I'm having my feet rubbed. 206 00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:25,768 Oh! 207 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:27,937 A little reflexology. 208 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,355 Yes, please! 209 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:31,732 Okay. 210 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,401 Starting at your neck. 211 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:36,404 Hm. Oh, I feel that. 212 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,781 I rented a safe deposit box today. 213 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,660 You know, for like important papers, birth certificates, 214 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:44,578 that kind of thing. Wedding rings. 215 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:48,416 Hm, so you don't accidentally on purpose wear yours. 216 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,253 I think we should probably put the cash in there, too. 217 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,464 In case there's like a fire, for instance. 218 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,050 I think that that's illegal. 219 00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,594 I don't think you can put cash in those things. 220 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:03,597 No, that's only if you're, like, laundering money, 221 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:07,309 or you can't prove how you got it, which you can and I can, so... 222 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:08,519 Yeah. 223 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,148 I don't know. I still like the idea of having some here, you know? 224 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,441 What if something goes wrong? 225 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,192 That's when we'll worry about it. 226 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:19,947 Okay. 227 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,116 Speaking of worrying, 228 00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:25,244 I've been thinking about that woman, the home invader. 229 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:26,620 Oh, yeah. 230 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:27,705 I know. 231 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:28,873 Me too. 232 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:31,125 I just think we need a little peace of mind. 233 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,002 -What do you mean? -Well... 234 00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:36,088 I think we should install a security system. 235 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,339 You know, some cameras. 236 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,008 Here? 237 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:40,342 Yeah. 238 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:44,263 I mean, God forbid there's a next time, and I didn't do everything I could now. 239 00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:45,639 I'd go crazy. 240 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,475 Hm. 241 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:50,936 Nancy tells me you don't have cameras at Madeira as well. I mean... 242 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,773 you've got movers coming in and out all day. 243 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,566 I know. I know. 244 00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:57,109 I just... I don't know. 245 00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,862 I have never ever 246 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:04,909 remembered a single alarm code or password in my life. 247 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,535 I'll help you remember. 248 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,329 -Oh, you will? -Hm-mm. 249 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:10,956 Lucky me! 250 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:49,078 I am obsessed with this. 251 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,120 I'm serious. 252 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,832 -I never want to stop looking at this. -Oh, good. 253 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,251 Liam kept saying mid-century. 254 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,461 Like he even knew what that meant. 255 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:03,092 What I'm thinking now is that you need to redo his office at Presbyterian, too. 256 00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:04,426 Oh. 257 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,720 Oh, is he not at Laguna Med? 258 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:10,558 He was going to, until Prez offered him Head of Urologic Surgery. 259 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,852 Oh, isn't that great? 260 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,353 Oh, wonderful. 261 00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:17,314 Well, you know, if he's at Prez, he might know my boyfriend. 262 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,569 Oh, my God. You're dating a doctor? 263 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,445 Debra! Oh, my goodness! 264 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:27,157 You tell me his name right now, and I'll book our couple's trip to Tulum. 265 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:31,871 His name is John Meehan. Some people say "Mee-han," but... 266 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:32,955 John Meehan. 267 00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:38,168 Huh. Did he just start at Prez? 268 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:42,006 Oh, well, he's been there about a year, but he was in Iraq before that. 269 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:44,967 Well, Liam would have definitely mentioned him if he knew that, 270 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:48,220 "Mr. 86th Combat Support Hospital." 271 00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:50,014 Weird. 272 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,144 Does this work? 273 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,480 It's the only one we sell at the clinic. 274 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:01,066 My boss helped develop the formula, I guess. 275 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,986 I mean, it says to use on the face and neck, 276 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,779 but I just used it on my whole body. 277 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,573 You can get more of it, right? 278 00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:09,199 I hope so. 279 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,123 -What? -Christmas is gonna be awful. 280 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,499 You won't be there. 281 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,918 Jimmy won't be there. 282 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:24,131 I want to see all the kids, and I want to frost cookies with them, 283 00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:25,299 and watch Rudolph, 284 00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:29,637 and track down Santa's sleigh on that government website, 285 00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:32,765 and not have to deal with John at all, 286 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:37,478 and just eat Grandma's marshmallow, strawberry Santa hats. 287 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:40,689 Gross! 288 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,483 I guess I won't be getting you any. 289 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,692 No, thank you. 290 00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,364 What are you doing? What is that? 291 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,367 I'm gonna put this tracker on the Maserati to see where John goes all day. 292 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,077 -What? -Yeah, look. 293 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,204 It's syncing now. 294 00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:56,789 Oh, my God. 295 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,792 Well, what did... What did Mom say? 296 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,168 Did you ask her? 297 00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:04,672 I told her she should, or that I should, and she didn't say no, so... 298 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:08,092 Well, what about the private detective you said you were hiring? 299 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,761 Yeah, I'm still figuring that out. 300 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,121 You left it on the bed. 301 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:38,914 -Oh, thank you. -Hm-mm. 302 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,125 Who's TS? Who the hell's TS? 303 00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,837 -T-- -"Can't wait for tomorrow night." 304 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,339 -Who is it? -It's... It's Toby. 305 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:48,924 Who's Toby? 306 00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:50,968 It's my... It's my nephew. 307 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,261 Toby Sellars? 308 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:56,348 They're coming over tomorrow night to meet you 309 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,183 -with his sons, remember? -Yeah. 310 00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,769 Jonah and Kirby. You went to college with somebody named Kirby. 311 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,855 -Right. We talked about this. -Whole conversation. 312 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:06,650 I bought meat for the grill because we talked about this. I'm sorry. 313 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,235 Yeah! 314 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,194 You were... 315 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,280 -Yeah. -I'm sorry. 316 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,740 No, it's okay. 317 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,658 I'm part Sicilian on my dad's side, 318 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:17,244 so sometimes I go off before I know what's going on. 319 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,497 Descended from the Anastasias. 320 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,125 Albert Anastasia? 321 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,336 The Gambino boss. Founded Murder, Inc. 322 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,421 I... 323 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,382 I... They sound like lovely people. 324 00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:34,595 It's pretty heavy stuff is what it is, 325 00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,598 which my dad was really proud of, for some reason. 326 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,100 Well... 327 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:44,146 You have your own things to be proud of. 328 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,148 Right? 329 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:49,109 Do you think maybe you were a little nervous that... 330 00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:53,405 maybe Toby's not gonna be nice to you, like Terra 331 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,490 and Ronnie? 332 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,159 'Cause that's not going to happen. 333 00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:58,869 He's a darling. 334 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,663 They all want to shoot the threes, right? 335 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,124 Exactly. They all want to be Curry, right? 336 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,503 My coach used to say, "Four passes, then you shoot." 337 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,463 Right. Fundamentals. 338 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:11,423 Ha! 339 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:12,508 So... 340 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,426 you still play, or...? 341 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,720 I try to. I mean, in my head, I'm still hardcore, 342 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,556 but my body's full of metal, so... 343 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:20,766 no more. 344 00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:21,975 From what? 345 00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:24,978 Oh, I told you, hon. Iraq. 346 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,773 Oh, right, yeah. Iraq. 347 00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:30,484 Oh! 348 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,402 I think that means dinner might be ready. 349 00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,404 -You need a hand, or-- -No, sit. 350 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,617 Hey, boys. Two minutes, okay? 351 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,619 - There we go. - Two minutes. 352 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,250 I hope I didn't... 353 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,294 -bring up any bad memories. -No, it's fine. 354 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,171 Honestly. It's... 355 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,257 -I don't need to relive them again, but-- -Okay. 356 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,801 Yeah. Fast-roping out of a CH-47, 357 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,594 rounds going past my head, 358 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:58,929 no weapon. 359 00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:00,055 I was fine the first time. 360 00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:01,723 Are you kidding? 361 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,601 They didn't want me carrying a gun because, technically, you're a doctor. 362 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,270 -You're not a soldier. -Right. 363 00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:08,355 I mean, you can still die like a soldier. 364 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,816 Flight two, I was armed. 365 00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,359 I learned from my mistakes. 366 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,528 Cheers to that. 367 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:17,781 Cheers. 368 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,033 Here's to swimming with bow-legged women. 369 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:22,911 You like... 370 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:24,454 I love Jaws. 371 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,290 - Are you kidding? - We're cheersing. 372 00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,458 - Oh, okay! - Here. 373 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,210 Tell me what you think. 374 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,590 I think him coming to all these family gatherings and everywhere 375 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,967 just makes it seem like he's... 376 00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:40,012 really important and... 377 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:41,430 permanent, 378 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,933 when it's only been like two months. 379 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:45,851 Okay. 380 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:48,604 What about you, Debra? 381 00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:49,771 Well... 382 00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:53,525 he is important to me. 383 00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:55,777 And... 384 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:58,322 you know, I think sometimes 385 00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:00,574 that's hard for you to accept, 386 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:02,618 so you try to make him feel... 387 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:04,745 excluded or... 388 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:07,247 not welcome. 389 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,958 I don't know, so maybe he'll leave? 390 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,502 But he's not leaving. 391 00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:18,592 What might be actual things that we could do 392 00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,470 to make this event more tolerable 393 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:22,846 for each of you? 394 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:26,475 Well, I would just love if you would treat John 395 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:31,021 with the same respect and politeness 396 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,649 that you would treat anybody. 397 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,360 What do you think of that? 398 00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:41,114 It's fine. 399 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:45,202 As long as he stays away from Annie and Tyler. 400 00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:48,455 -Why would he do that? -Why does he have to play with them? 401 00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:50,916 -Why would he stay away from-- -But why does he need 402 00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:52,334 to pretend to be their friend? 403 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,336 -Because it's Christmas time! -Who is that for? 404 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,880 -It's not for them, so why do it? -It's Christmas. 405 00:20:56,964 --> 00:21:00,175 Can you try to explain a little more what you're thinking, Terra. 406 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:06,598 Because... 407 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:08,642 when... 408 00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:11,561 Mom and John break up, 409 00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:14,731 the kids will be confused. 410 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:15,983 They won't... 411 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,652 understand where he went, 412 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:20,320 or why. 413 00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:23,365 You know, and they'll just... 414 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,158 blame themselves. 415 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,327 Just like I always did. 416 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:30,580 Every time. 417 00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:32,874 When I was their age... 418 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,293 and... 419 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,296 the same thing would happen to me. 420 00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,801 Do you think that's a reasonable request, Debra? 421 00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:49,224 I... Well, I don't, really. 422 00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:52,102 But do you think you can honor it? 423 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:57,899 I guess I could. 424 00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:07,242 ♪ Sleigh bells ring♪ 425 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,036 ♪ Are you listening? ♪ 426 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:10,704 ♪ In the lane ♪ 427 00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:12,789 ♪ Snow is glistening...♪ 428 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,374 I got it. It's all right. 429 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,335 Thanks, Santa. 430 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,378 Don't forget this. 431 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:19,796 Really? 432 00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:21,381 Okay. 433 00:22:21,965 --> 00:22:23,091 All right. 434 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,343 So cute! 435 00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:27,095 Let's go. 436 00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:28,722 Come on. 437 00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:30,849 ♪ As we go along ♪ 438 00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:33,769 - ♪ Walking in a winter wonderland...♪ - Ho, ho, ho! 439 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:37,939 ♪ In the meadow, we can build a snowman♪ 440 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:41,443 ♪ Then pretend that he is Parson Brown♪ 441 00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:44,654 ♪ He'll say, "Are you married?" We'll say, "No, man"♪ 442 00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:47,115 ♪ But you can do the job when you're in town... ♪ 443 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:51,328 Grandma made Santa hats. See? They're Santa hats! 444 00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:55,248 -Anybody home? -Hi! 445 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:57,042 -Merry Christmas! -Ho, ho, ho. 446 00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:58,919 It's Santa! 447 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:00,670 Hey! 448 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,297 Oh, you guys are strong. 449 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:05,967 Hi, sweetie. How are you? Put them under the tree. 450 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,054 Oh, gentle. Gentle! 451 00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:11,181 - Oh, my goodness! - Hi! 452 00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:13,683 Thank you, Santa. Say thank you to Santa. 453 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,769 - Thanks, Santa! - No problem. 454 00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:18,772 Hi. Hi, sweetheart. How are you? 455 00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:20,399 Terra! Terra! 456 00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:21,858 Terra! 457 00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:24,027 What about candy canes? 458 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:26,154 - Oh! - I'll talk to her. 459 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,614 Oh, John looks so handsome. 460 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,451 You did good. Okay, I'll bring her back. 461 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:32,702 Oh, thanks, Mom. 462 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:35,414 Careful. Close one there. 463 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,959 - Oh, look at that! - A little candy cane action. 464 00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:43,171 Terra. 465 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:46,508 Terra. 466 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,177 I need you to come back in. 467 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:55,142 She told me that she'll keep him away from them. 468 00:23:57,644 --> 00:23:58,478 I went... 469 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,064 with her to Rebecca... 470 00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:05,360 and she... she promised me. 471 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:07,237 Keep... 472 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,698 Keep him away from the kids? 473 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,201 Well, why would that be her condition? I mean... 474 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,455 Is she saying there's something inappropriate with the kids? 475 00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:17,664 Oh, no. 476 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:22,627 You know she doesn't care if John hangs out with the kids. 477 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:24,880 He's wonderful with children. 478 00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:25,797 No. 479 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:28,675 The kids are an excuse so that she doesn't look selfish 480 00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:30,677 'cause she doesn't want him around. 481 00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:33,472 ♪ Being sung by a choir...♪ 482 00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:34,973 You did kind of... 483 00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:37,726 set him up, though. You had him come in with the bags. 484 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:40,437 He was being a gentleman. 485 00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:44,107 I mean, those bags were heavy. I didn't think he was gonna... 486 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:47,027 I certainly wasn't going to be carrying those bags in! 487 00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:47,986 No. 488 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,655 Terra, no. This is awful. 489 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,491 Oh, for the life of me, I can't... 490 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:54,576 You asked her to do what? 491 00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:59,289 And now look at you. You're in here crying. It just... 492 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,793 You missed Thanksgiving, 493 00:25:05,086 --> 00:25:06,463 and I know that hurt you. 494 00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:08,507 And I know it hurt me. 495 00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:12,010 And now here you go again. 496 00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:13,178 Anyway, I... 497 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:15,347 It's just... It's too much. 498 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:18,350 It's too much, honey. Don't you see that? 499 00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:22,270 I know that you don't like him, but... 500 00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:25,649 he loves your mama. 501 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,611 Come on, please. 502 00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:30,737 It's Christmas. 503 00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:36,451 Ronnie and Terra have not given him one single chance, 504 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:39,538 not from the very first minute that they met him. 505 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:42,123 And I have decided 506 00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:46,670 I am not gonna let them dictate the terms of this relationship. 507 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,421 Not this time. 508 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,848 I think I'll go check on the turkey. 509 00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:00,976 That's a good idea. 510 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:09,484 ♪ So I'm offering this simple phrase♪ 511 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:15,532 ♪ To kids from one to 92 ♪ 512 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:20,287 ♪ Although it's been said♪ 513 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:24,332 ♪ Many times, many ways 514 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:28,920 ♪ Merry Christmas♪ 515 00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:32,716 {\an8}-♪ Merry Christmas... ♪ 516 00:26:32,799 --> 00:26:36,720 ♪ Merry Christmas♪ 517 00:26:36,803 --> 00:26:43,184 ♪ To you... ♪ 518 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:45,145 -Thanks for waiting. -Sure thing. 519 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:54,696 Hey! 520 00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:57,365 -Merry belated Christmas. -What are you doing here? 521 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,409 I thought you were in Sedona. 522 00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:01,911 Well, plumbing-related issue at the condo, so... 523 00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:02,954 -Oh, no! -Yeah. 524 00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:05,123 How was your holiday? Are you loving the new place? 525 00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:06,416 We're loving it. It's great. 526 00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:08,001 -You are? -Yeah. 527 00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:11,504 Does John feel better now that the cameras are set up? 528 00:27:11,921 --> 00:27:13,381 He does, hm-mm, yeah. 529 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,675 And, you know, it's great for the insurance rates. 530 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:17,385 Yeah. Um... 531 00:27:17,844 --> 00:27:21,348 Not everyone here is the happiest about it, though. 532 00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:23,767 -Oh, no. -It's just, they... 533 00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:26,811 They feel like maybe you don't trust them or something. 534 00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:29,731 Oh, of course I trust them. You have to tell them. 535 00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:32,025 -I can't because then they'll know I told. -Well, no... 536 00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:33,568 I mean, we had a break-in. 537 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:36,821 -Oh! -We had this homeless woman 538 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:38,531 just in our house, 539 00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:42,619 so, yeah, that's what got us thinking about security and everything. 540 00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,872 Okay. So you have these cameras at your house, too? 541 00:27:45,955 --> 00:27:47,916 -Yeah. -Oh, well, that's fun at least. 542 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:51,795 Oh, we love ours. We spy on Darryl all day long. 543 00:27:51,878 --> 00:27:52,837 Oh! 544 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,005 Darryl the dog? 545 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:56,091 Oh, yeah. You can watch him from your phone. 546 00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:58,677 Oh, I didn't know that you could do that. 547 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,303 Oh, yeah. I mean, I do it. 548 00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:03,014 You know, could I put that on my... Can I do it on my phone? 549 00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:05,141 You want me to download it for you? 550 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:08,895 -Yeah. I mean, yeah, that'd be great. -Sure. It's easy. Here... 551 00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:31,626 -Hey, is Jimmy even back yet? -No, not till next week, but... 552 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:33,169 So what? 553 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:36,214 I'd rather spend New Year's Eve alone in Vegas 554 00:28:36,297 --> 00:28:40,093 than here with everyone asking me why can't I just relax? 555 00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:42,178 Like telling anyone to relax 556 00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:45,765 ever actually made anyone feel relaxed. 557 00:28:46,015 --> 00:28:49,686 I just want everyone to be happy all together. 558 00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:55,900 Tell me anything I just said. 559 00:28:57,986 --> 00:28:59,821 I never told you to relax, 560 00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:03,450 and I don't want everybody to be happy together. 561 00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:08,538 So where does he go? 562 00:29:09,038 --> 00:29:11,583 I mean, he goes to the hospital, 563 00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:12,917 to the dry cleaner's, 564 00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:16,296 to the gym. That gross taco place, too. 565 00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:19,591 But what does this mean? 566 00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:21,634 -I just don't get it. -It means nothing. 567 00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:24,262 But it has only been six days. 568 00:29:25,972 --> 00:29:28,183 But, yeah, right now, it means nothing. 569 00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:31,644 Mmm! 570 00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:34,230 One time, this buddy and I, 571 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:37,400 we think we're tequila guys, so we do a blind taste test 572 00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:39,527 of all these high-end reposados, 573 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:42,280 and somebody sneaks in the big-box store house brand. 574 00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:43,448 Guess which one we all pick. 575 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,493 Yeah, but that doesn't mean you're not a tequila guy. 576 00:29:46,576 --> 00:29:48,912 It just means the big-box brand can hang now. 577 00:29:48,995 --> 00:29:50,455 -Exactly. -Right? 578 00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:51,873 What's your drink? 579 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:53,750 Oh, me? I'm just a... 580 00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:56,878 I'm just a beer guy. Pretty simple. 581 00:29:56,961 --> 00:29:59,589 My dad was a brown liquor guy, bourbon. 582 00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:01,299 What about yours? 583 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:03,176 Uh... 584 00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:04,636 What was your dad's drink? 585 00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:06,596 Okay. Don't fill up on chips. 586 00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:09,724 If one of you wants to come help me carry these dishes in, we'll be ready. 587 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:11,059 -I'll do it. -You got it? 588 00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:13,478 Let me ask you a question. 589 00:30:13,686 --> 00:30:15,438 Does Ronnie give you a hard time? 590 00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:17,941 'Cause she seriously has it in for me. 591 00:30:18,024 --> 00:30:21,486 No, she probably just wants to make sure you're in this thing for real. 592 00:30:21,569 --> 00:30:24,489 -You know? The right reasons. -That's what I keep saying. 593 00:30:24,572 --> 00:30:28,284 You know, if you want to win over Ronnie, just don't leave. 594 00:30:28,576 --> 00:30:29,410 Right. 595 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:32,121 Either that, or I could take her out with a Winchester .30-06 596 00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:33,706 and a 1,000-yard head shot. 597 00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:35,416 What? 598 00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:37,377 John! 599 00:30:41,047 --> 00:30:42,131 Is that a joke? 600 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,386 I mean, you told him what happened, right? 601 00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:50,223 Oh, I wasn't thinking about your mom. I was just... 602 00:30:50,306 --> 00:30:52,350 Oh, my God. No, I'm sorry. 603 00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:55,770 I was just thinking Newport Beach, Republican gun country. 604 00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:57,814 I'm sorry. It was not funny. 605 00:30:58,314 --> 00:30:59,399 Not funny. 606 00:30:59,482 --> 00:31:00,567 Yeah, yeah. 607 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:01,484 I got it. 608 00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:05,405 Maybe one of you could come help with the sauces. 609 00:31:05,488 --> 00:31:07,782 Yeah, I'll do that. Hey, it's fine. 610 00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:25,216 Damn it! 611 00:31:56,247 --> 00:31:58,124 Yes. 612 00:31:58,207 --> 00:31:59,667 I know, right? 613 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:00,668 Oh, my God, 614 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:04,005 I swear, I would not get married again if it cured cancer. 615 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:07,800 -I gotta go. -I have a bag. 616 00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:08,801 Okay. 617 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:10,720 -Did you check our website to see-- -Yes, I did. 618 00:32:10,803 --> 00:32:12,805 Okay. And what condition is it in? 619 00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:15,350 Pristine would mean no marks. Excellent, one mark. 620 00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:18,937 -More than two marks-- -I have a silver Chanel milk carton bag. 621 00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:21,856 -No, you don't. -Oh, but I do. 622 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:25,026 {\an8}Quilted sides, palladium hardware, authenticity card, 623 00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:29,238 booklet, gift box and dust bag, and it's in pristine condition, so... 624 00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:32,408 -We'll buy it. -Yeah, you will. 625 00:32:33,242 --> 00:32:35,370 And I'll tell you for exactly how much. 626 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:40,249 He might have paid a service to push his name down in search engine rankings, 627 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,877 or to pull other John Meehans who aren't him up, 628 00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:46,255 but I found a recent previous address I'm excited about, 629 00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:49,592 and I'm about to make a deep dive into public records now, so... 630 00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:53,262 You're gonna go out there? 631 00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:54,973 I thought that's what you're paying me for. 632 00:32:55,556 --> 00:32:56,891 I'm paying you to find things. 633 00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:00,728 I've still got to figure out what to do with them when you do. 634 00:33:03,898 --> 00:33:05,942 I try not to read a book by its cover, you know. 635 00:33:06,025 --> 00:33:08,194 I hear something about someone, I want to... 636 00:33:08,945 --> 00:33:10,196 judge them for myself. 637 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,323 But maybe... 638 00:33:13,032 --> 00:33:16,411 You know, he said a messed-up thing, but he might just be a messed-up guy. 639 00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:18,204 Maybe he has emotional issues 640 00:33:18,913 --> 00:33:20,164 from being over there. 641 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:22,250 He might just need our help. 642 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,168 It's not here anymore. 643 00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:26,963 Okay. When it was, he was living here? 644 00:33:27,046 --> 00:33:28,089 Definitely. 645 00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,175 Stop barking, Larry! 646 00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:34,804 Um, so he was living here in 2016? 647 00:33:34,887 --> 00:33:35,763 Yep. 648 00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:38,141 And he kept it parked here when he was in Iraq? 649 00:33:38,224 --> 00:33:39,517 Why do you keep saying that? 650 00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:41,853 -Saying what? -That John was in Iraq. 651 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:46,315 Because this is on record as his residence when he was over there. 652 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:48,860 What? 653 00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:50,570 Are you saying he wasn't there? 654 00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:51,738 Ever? 655 00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:52,655 I don't know. 656 00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:57,201 I'm just saying he wasn't in Iraq when you keep saying he was. 657 00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:58,661 Are you sure? 658 00:33:59,162 --> 00:33:59,996 Yeah. 659 00:34:00,496 --> 00:34:01,956 I am really, really sure. 660 00:34:03,624 --> 00:34:04,834 Hard to believe? 661 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,211 Wouldn't be if you knew him better, 662 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:09,589 and I knew him really, really well. 663 00:34:22,268 --> 00:34:24,604 Hi. 664 00:34:24,687 --> 00:34:26,272 -Hey. -Hey. 665 00:34:26,355 --> 00:34:27,273 How are you? 666 00:34:27,356 --> 00:34:30,151 -Oh, I'm good. -Good. 667 00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:33,321 I am so glad that you called. 668 00:34:33,404 --> 00:34:34,697 -Yeah. -We haven't had lunch 669 00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:36,699 -at the yacht club in years. -I know. 670 00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:40,703 How was New Year's Eve? 671 00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:42,622 Yeah. It was... 672 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:44,373 It was okay. 673 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:46,250 Oh. 674 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:47,335 Okay. 675 00:34:48,461 --> 00:34:50,171 -What's the matter? -I need to talk to you. 676 00:34:50,671 --> 00:34:51,547 Okay. 677 00:34:53,174 --> 00:34:54,175 About John. 678 00:34:56,010 --> 00:34:57,011 Toby... 679 00:34:57,512 --> 00:35:00,598 I swear, he did not mean... 680 00:35:00,681 --> 00:35:02,725 -No, no, no. -...to say something so terrible, 681 00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:05,561 -and he doesn't know you well enough yet. -You're right. 682 00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:08,731 He doesn't know me, I don't know him, and you... 683 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:11,776 -you don't know him, either. -Well, I do know him. 684 00:35:11,859 --> 00:35:12,735 No, you don't. 685 00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:14,278 I do, hon. 686 00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:16,739 -I do. -What if I told you 687 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:18,741 that he wasn't in Iraq? 688 00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:21,953 -Hm? That the storage locker... -He was in Iraq. 689 00:35:22,036 --> 00:35:25,248 ...that he told you about is actually an RV that he lived in in Cathedral City. 690 00:35:25,331 --> 00:35:26,457 What about that? 691 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,626 Honey, have you been talking to Veronica? 692 00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:29,585 We hired someone. 693 00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:33,464 A private detective. 694 00:35:34,423 --> 00:35:37,009 And we did it because we love you and because we're scared. 695 00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:39,137 Why would you hire a private detective? 696 00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:41,055 Because we need to know why he's lying. 697 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,516 We need to figure out why he's lying to you. 698 00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:47,979 Oh, you... 699 00:35:48,062 --> 00:35:49,564 You kids! 700 00:35:52,358 --> 00:35:53,192 Huh. 701 00:36:04,579 --> 00:36:05,454 I... 702 00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:09,125 I don't really know what to say. 703 00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:12,378 John is not a perfect person. 704 00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:15,339 He's not, 705 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:18,467 and I know that, and he's been very honest about that. 706 00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:22,722 But I love him because... 707 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:24,765 he's a good man. 708 00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:28,186 And I see that. 709 00:36:38,279 --> 00:36:39,864 So I'm gonna go on home. 710 00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:56,047 Well, hi! Did I know you were coming? 711 00:36:56,422 --> 00:36:57,715 Hi, Mom. 712 00:36:57,798 --> 00:36:58,966 John's just so... 713 00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:00,718 -He's so courteous, you know? -Yeah. 714 00:37:00,801 --> 00:37:03,512 He's just what my mama would have called "gallant." 715 00:37:03,596 --> 00:37:04,472 Yes. 716 00:37:04,972 --> 00:37:06,641 I said "chivalrous..." 717 00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:07,683 -Yes. -...to Ronnie. 718 00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:10,686 Yes, chivalrous. Very, very kind and considerate. 719 00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:12,813 -I saw that immediately. -Hm-mm. 720 00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:23,366 Hey, buddy. How's it going? 721 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,494 -Is Aunt Debbie here? -No. 722 00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:29,622 She went out. She'll be back soon. You want to come in, have a beer? 723 00:37:29,705 --> 00:37:32,333 No, it's okay. I'll try her cell. 724 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:34,335 He's so much fun to be with. 725 00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:36,587 I like people who make people laugh. 726 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,506 He has a very cute sense of humor. 727 00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:41,217 Oh, he's so goofy, Mom. 728 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:44,303 - I haven't seen that yet. - Well, we have fun. 729 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:47,223 Hey, man, if you're feeling weird about the other day, 730 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,934 -I understand. -I don't feel weird at all. It's okay. 731 00:37:50,476 --> 00:37:51,560 I'll just keep trying her. 732 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:54,855 You really want to talk to her. What's going on? 733 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:55,898 What's the problem? 734 00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:01,237 You. 735 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:05,533 Every man I was ever with, 736 00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:09,287 every single one, at some time or another, would say, "Oh... 737 00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:11,163 If you'd have asked me, I'd have done it." 738 00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:13,207 Oh! Hm. 739 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,167 I don't want to tell you. 740 00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:18,379 I want you just to know and to do it. 741 00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:19,588 And John... 742 00:38:20,006 --> 00:38:21,549 just... He just does it. 743 00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:23,718 He just knows. 744 00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:24,927 Isn't that something? 745 00:38:25,219 --> 00:38:26,971 I found out some things about you. 746 00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,181 You weren't in Iraq. 747 00:38:29,265 --> 00:38:31,267 You lived in a trailer park. 748 00:38:31,350 --> 00:38:32,268 You don't have... 749 00:38:33,227 --> 00:38:34,103 homes. 750 00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:37,106 You don't even have a medical license. 751 00:38:38,941 --> 00:38:39,775 Prove it. 752 00:38:40,609 --> 00:38:43,070 Prove anything that you've told Aunt Debbie. 753 00:38:46,782 --> 00:38:47,950 You can't. 754 00:38:49,076 --> 00:38:52,538 He's just so good to me. He gives me so much. 755 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,123 And you know... 756 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,917 -my girls-- -Oh, gosh. 757 00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:59,462 Oh, God bless them. I love them so much. 758 00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:02,006 But they... 759 00:39:02,089 --> 00:39:04,091 I mean, they hate him, Mom. 760 00:39:09,055 --> 00:39:11,057 And now they've got Toby hating him, too. 761 00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:13,517 They'll come around. They will. 762 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,770 They have to because... 763 00:39:17,104 --> 00:39:18,522 I think this is it for you. 764 00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:22,693 Yes. I do, too. 765 00:39:23,819 --> 00:39:26,489 -You should probably go. -I'm gonna tell her everything. 766 00:39:26,572 --> 00:39:27,656 You hear me? 767 00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:29,158 Everything. 768 00:39:30,284 --> 00:39:33,204 Whatever it is that you think you're doing here, I'm gonna be right here. 769 00:39:33,287 --> 00:39:35,456 I will be right here waiting, pal. 770 00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:38,167 You know what? 771 00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:41,921 You worry about your own sad life. I'll worry about Debbie. 772 00:39:42,421 --> 00:39:44,673 Okay? You don't have an aunt anymore. 773 00:39:45,132 --> 00:39:46,133 Don't you get that? 774 00:39:47,134 --> 00:39:48,010 I have a wife. 775 00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:49,345 We're married now. 776 00:39:50,554 --> 00:39:52,807 You threaten her, you threaten me. 777 00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:54,350 Please. 778 00:39:56,477 --> 00:39:57,686 That's a joke, right? 779 00:39:59,313 --> 00:40:00,314 You're not married. 780 00:40:03,859 --> 00:40:05,027 Hm-mm. 781 00:40:06,946 --> 00:40:08,072 You know what? 782 00:40:08,155 --> 00:40:09,740 This is embarrassing. 783 00:40:10,282 --> 00:40:11,325 Really. I mean, come on. 784 00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:13,994 I'd be embarrassed to be such a loser. 785 00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:15,913 You should be glad your dad killed your mom 786 00:40:15,996 --> 00:40:19,375 so she didn't have to be around to see this. Have a great day, Toby. 787 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,713 I'm so glad you like him, Mom. 788 00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:26,966 I love him. 789 00:40:29,593 --> 00:40:31,554 I love him because he loves you 790 00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:33,973 and because he takes such good care of you. 791 00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:38,519 And because he looked so handsome at Christmas. 792 00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:41,647 Mom! 793 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:45,526 Bye, sweetie. 794 00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:46,819 -Thanks, Mom. -Okay. 795 00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:53,117 - Love you, too. - Bye. 796 00:41:03,502 --> 00:41:04,503 Hey, wife. 797 00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:07,006 How was your day? 798 00:41:08,048 --> 00:41:08,883 Long. 799 00:41:09,592 --> 00:41:10,634 How was yours? 800 00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:12,636 It was good. 801 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:16,724 I'm gonna get the mail. 802 00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:47,922 Did you open my mail? 803 00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:49,590 Hm? 804 00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:51,800 How dare you? 805 00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:53,135 I... 806 00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:55,095 It's a felony to open someone's mail. 807 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:14,657 I don't know what that was. 808 00:42:14,740 --> 00:42:16,659 I don't know what just happened, okay? 809 00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:23,207 This guy is an Army vet. 810 00:42:23,832 --> 00:42:24,667 A young guy. 811 00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:28,045 I met him. He came in for neck surgery. He has issues. 812 00:42:28,754 --> 00:42:30,506 He's in the can for a robbery. 813 00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:34,510 So I try and help him out, you know? 814 00:42:34,593 --> 00:42:37,596 I send him care packages, moral support, that kind of thing. 815 00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:40,683 I don't know why I didn't just tell you that. 816 00:42:40,766 --> 00:42:42,810 I don't know why I keep testing you. 817 00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:46,146 Just, Deb, please. 818 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:47,523 Don't let me do this. 819 00:42:48,065 --> 00:42:50,693 Don't let my fear ruin us.