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We are all hypocrites.

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We say don't lie, but we lie.

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We say don't lust, but we lust.

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We say don't covet, but we covet.

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We say we've found the way and yet

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we seem lost.

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We are foolish pathetic people

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tragically suffering from the same ills we claim to cure.

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This is how the world sees us.

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And if we can't change

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why should they?

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Why call the gospel good news

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if it doesn't work?

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If Christ died for our sins

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Why do we keep on sinning?

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Why?

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Why?

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The Apostle Paul faced a similar conundrum.

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Let's open our bibles to Romans chapter 7.

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Hey there, Pastor.

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Hello, Leah.

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Hope you don't mind me letting myself in.

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I do mind.

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As I've said before.

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Great talk today.

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Rocked my world as usual.

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Thanks.

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Are you really getting something out of it?

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You give it, I'll get it, Pastor.

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But you never speak up in class.

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You know, if you're having a hard time following,

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you could also try the 'Seeker's Study'.

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That wouldn't work for my schedule.

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You see, I'm pushing 30

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and I've got to be where the singles are.

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What's it take for a girl to get a little private tutoring?

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A change in church policy.

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Really?

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Because I talked to Pastor Campbell

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the lead pastor

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and he thought it was a great idea.

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Well, then maybe he should tutor you.

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It wouldn't be inappropriate

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for an uncle to tutor his niece.

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But he doesn't get me excited about the bible

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the way you do.

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Well, the policy is very clear.

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A pastor can't be in any situation where there

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might be temptation.

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I can see how that would be a problem.

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If the girl's not into that sort of thing.

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Thank you for stopping by, Leah.

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Second service is starting soon.

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Will you be speaking in it?

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Oh, that's right.

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You don't speak in big church.

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But maybe I could talk to my uncle

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about that?

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That won't be necessary.

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I already talk to Pastor Campbell

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all the time.

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Pastor Campbell!

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Oh, hello Jacob.

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Did you get my email?

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Yes, the one about the budget for your books?

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No, that was last week.

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This one was asking when I might preach my first sermon

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in the main service.

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A good idea for another time.

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We only allow ordained pastors to preach here.

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Nothing against you.

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Just protecting the pulpit, that's all.

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I understand.

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Which is why I thought now might be a good time to

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start the ordination process.

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I haven't forgotten your desire to be ordained.

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Especially since you keep reminding me.

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Well to be honest, Pastor, I don't understand

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why it hasn't happened yet.

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And I don't understand

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the sense of urgency.

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You're young, Jacob.

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The ordained pastors would all like to be your age again.

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When they were my age they were already ordained.

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I admire the enthusiasm

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but there's only so many ways you can say the same thing.

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Is there anything specific holding you back?

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Anything I can work on?

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Just keep up the good work with the membership class

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and ordination will come in due time.

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(knock, knock)

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Rachel?

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Rachel!

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You left your door open.

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Again.

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I'm just gonna close it for you.

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Okay?

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I can manage my own door, thanks.

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Uh

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You left it open when you went to the store?

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It appears so.

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You know that's not safe.

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Not with you prowling around.

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Did you steal anything?

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No.

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You could if you wanted.

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I wouldn't tell.

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Thanks, but

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I already have all I need.

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If you had that you wouldn't stop by.

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So how've you been?

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All right.

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Work's a little slow.

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Oh, I'm glad to hear it.

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I'm taking new clients

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if you know anyone.

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I don't, but

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if I do I'll be sure to discourage them.

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Why don't you try me yourself?

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You'd see I'm worth recommending.

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Very funny.

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I don't suppose you looked at that job training

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info I left for you?

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To be a secretary?

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Seriously?

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They can have you job ready in two days.

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I make more in an hour

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than a secretary does in a week.

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Yes, but the secretary has less to worry about.

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My work doesn't worry me like it worries you.

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I know. That's what worries me.

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How's work for you?

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The same.

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Still teaching membership classes

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to people who are already members.

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If you hate your job you should quit.

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I don't hate my job. I love my job.

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I hate not being able to do it.

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Then find someplace where you can.

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Life's short.

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Actually, life is eternal.

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Which is about how long it took me to find this job.

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You know I never understood why you all think eternity

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is such a selling point.

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No one wants to spend eternity with you.

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Always nice chatting with you, Rachel.

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Where are you going?

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Keep me company.

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I can't.

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I have to study.

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Come by any time.

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My door's always open.

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(birds)

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Hello, Jacob.

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Pastor Campbell, hello.

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How's everything going?

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Uh, fine.

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I see you haven't wasted much time decorating your office.

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I don't mind the bare walls.

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I don't look at anything but the books.

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Yes, but the decorations aren't for you.

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They're for the people that stop by your office.

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So they'll know what you're about.

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Then they'll know I'm about the books.

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(chuckles)

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So what brings you by?

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I was thinking about how you're the only unmarried pastor on the staff.

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How's that going for you?

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Well, it's difficult

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to be honest.

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I feel like I'm not given the same respect

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as the married pastors.

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Well, that happens.

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But what I'm asking is

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how's the search going?

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Oh, that.

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Uh

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Not so well.

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Oh? How come?

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I guess I'm having a hard time connecting

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with people since I've been back.

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It kind of feels like I'm in another country.

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Again.

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And you never had anyone in Kenya?

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Nope.

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Because I was in Uganda.

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Ah. Well, you're home now.

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And that's what women want -

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someone home.

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And the way I see you smiling

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it makes me think you found someone.

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What?

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Oh, I know that look Jacob.

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You've got your eye on somebody, haven't you?

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No.

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Don't lie to your pastor, Jacob.

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I would never.

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But you're not telling me everything, are you?

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Well, there is someone but

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I've hardly considered it.

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Why's that?

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There would be quite a few obstacles

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to overcome.

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There always are.

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For a worthy lady.

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I don't suppose you'll tell me who she is?

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I'd rather not.

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The more you tell me

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the more advice I can give.

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I appreciate that but

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I'd rather not.

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Oh, okay then.

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Jacob, I've a confession to make.

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I'm well aware that the lady in question is my niece.

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Don't look so surprised.

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You must have known I'd learn eventually.

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And how did you come to this conclusion?

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She told me about your interesting conversation yesterday.

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Interesting conversation?

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How you were worried about violating church policy

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if you two were alone

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because you're so attracted to her.

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Pastor, I don't want to give you the wrong impression.

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Don't be embarrassed, Jacob.

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She's a beautiful woman.

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I'm not surprised your passion's been aroused.

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Okay, I should clarify.

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You see, Leah and I we were talking

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about church policy, but

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That's something I should clarify

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The policy isn't there to keep apart two

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single people who want to get to know each other.

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Okay, but...

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I respect your desire

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to be above reproach.

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And because she is so involved with our church

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you're right in thinking there are obstacles to overcome.

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With more appearing every day.

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But if you want to spend more time with her

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my wife and I are having a dinner party

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on Friday.

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I see.

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And Leah asked you to invite me.

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Oh, hey.

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No asking me if she likes you.

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You'll have to ask her that yourself.

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Listen, you don't need to have a dinner party

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just for me.

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Oh it's for all the pastors.

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We do them every few weeks or so.

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But this is the first one since I've been here?

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The arrangements for this one are different because

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we have a special guest -

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Jim Callahan.

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You've heard of him?

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Yeah, of course. I've read all his books.

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His books on marriage?

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Leah will be delighted to hear it.

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I studied them for my thesis.

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Did you?

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Yeah, my thesis on the theology of marriage.

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Is that right?

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Please tell me you at least read the title.

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Anyway, he's looking to expand

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the Marriage Coalition out West and he's looking for partner churches.

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And the dinner is to show him he should work with us?

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Working with Dr. Callahan would be

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a fine feather in our cap.

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Churches tend to double in size when he gets involved.

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Leah's been begging me to go

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but I wasn't sure about having someone solo. However,

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we could make room for another pair.

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I'll need to speak with Leah first.

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Trust me, Jacob.

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She's in if you are.

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I'd still like to talk to her.

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(knock, knock)

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Hey there, Pastor.

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Do you have a minute?

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Sure, come in.

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I'll put some music on.

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00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:34,590
That won't be necessary.

283
00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:36,670
Oh, straight to the point then.

284
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:37,710
Something like that.

285
00:10:37,710 --> 00:10:39,740
I had a talk with Pastor Campbell today

286
00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,770
and he had some funny ideas about us.

287
00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:44,850
Us?

288
00:10:44,850 --> 00:10:46,860
See, he seemed to think

289
00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:48,930
that our conversation about church policy was my way

290
00:10:48,930 --> 00:10:50,960
of telling you I was attracted to you.

291
00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,990
Funny because it's true?

292
00:10:52,990 --> 00:10:55,060
I wouldn't come on to someone in bible study.

293
00:10:55,060 --> 00:10:57,110
That would be inappropriate.

294
00:10:57,110 --> 00:10:59,140
Suppose things were different.

295
00:10:59,140 --> 00:11:01,190
Suppose you were on the lady's door step

296
00:11:01,190 --> 00:11:03,220
and she was listening with eager ears.

297
00:11:04,270 --> 00:11:06,320
To a lady I had resolved to say such things

298
00:11:07,370 --> 00:11:09,380
Yes, that would be an appropriate time.

299
00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:17,630
So you came here to tell me you're not attracted to me.

300
00:11:18,660 --> 00:11:21,760
I came here to clear up any confusion between us.

301
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:24,790
So there wouldn't be any awkward moments in front of Dr. Callahan.

302
00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:26,830
So you want to go to the dinner

303
00:11:26,830 --> 00:11:28,870
but not as my date.

304
00:11:28,870 --> 00:11:30,920
I think that would be the most honest way

305
00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:31,950
to do things.

306
00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:33,990
We wouldn't want people to think we were dating.

307
00:11:33,990 --> 00:11:35,070
That would lead to gossip.

308
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:37,070
Well, what did my uncle say?

309
00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:40,130
Since he was so mistaken I assume

310
00:11:40,130 --> 00:11:42,170
you corrected him?

311
00:11:42,170 --> 00:11:44,230
I thought it would help if it came from you.

312
00:11:44,230 --> 00:11:46,290
Since speaking to you was

313
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,350
how he got the idea in the first place.

314
00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:50,390
Who knows how he got it

315
00:11:50,390 --> 00:11:52,440
but you've let him run with it now.

316
00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,510
He might have told Dr Callahan already.

317
00:11:54,510 --> 00:11:56,600
A slight correction. I'm sure he won't mind.

318
00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:59,640
You want him to say that he was wrong?

319
00:12:00,690 --> 00:12:03,770
What an embarrassing thing to say to a man like Jim Callahan.

320
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,870
If anyone needs to make a confession, Jacob

321
00:12:06,870 --> 00:12:07,940
it's you.

322
00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:10,950
That is an interesting way to look at it.

323
00:12:10,950 --> 00:12:13,020
You can tell my uncle you don't like me, if you want,

324
00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:15,050
and enjoy your Friday night alone.

325
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,140
He's not going to uninvite me.

326
00:12:18,140 --> 00:12:20,180
Don't be so sure.

327
00:12:20,180 --> 00:12:22,210
The other pastors, the married ones,

328
00:12:22,210 --> 00:12:25,240
he invited them weeks ago.

329
00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:29,310
But you could have a seat at the table now, Jacob.

330
00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:32,440
One night won't kill you.

331
00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:36,630
(door slams)

332
00:12:42,820 --> 00:12:44,860
Can I come in?

333
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:46,890
What's up?

334
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,010
I don't know quite how to say this, but

335
00:12:50,010 --> 00:12:52,040
I was wondering if I could

336
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,090
utilize your services.

337
00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:56,130
Not all of your services, just

338
00:12:56,130 --> 00:13:00,150
I need a date.

339
00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:01,170
For what?

340
00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:02,220
A dinner party.

341
00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:04,250
I'm paired with someone I don't want to be with.

342
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,320
So say you're dating someone.

343
00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:06,360
I can't.

344
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,390
I'm a pastor.

345
00:13:07,390 --> 00:13:08,430
I don't lie.

346
00:13:08,430 --> 00:13:09,500
Isn't it a lie with me?

347
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,550
No. With you I can say

348
00:13:11,550 --> 00:13:13,620
we have a special relationship.

349
00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:14,670
That's cute.

350
00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:15,730
And a little pathetic.

351
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,860
Maybe, but it will deflect other questions.

352
00:13:20,910 --> 00:13:21,960
Who are the players?

353
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,000
The what?

354
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,050
The other people at the party.

355
00:13:26,050 --> 00:13:28,100
Just the pastors from my church.

356
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,130
And their wives.

357
00:13:29,130 --> 00:13:30,160
That doesn't sound like much of a party.

358
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,220
Why can't you just go with whoever they paired you with?

359
00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:33,250
Because I don't want to marry her.

360
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,320
What does that say about me?

361
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,390
You I can break up with.

362
00:13:36,390 --> 00:13:38,440
I could never break up with her because

363
00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,470
she's the pastor's niece.

364
00:13:40,470 --> 00:13:42,540
And if people see us together, then we're dating.

365
00:13:42,540 --> 00:13:44,600
And if I say we're not then they hate me.

366
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,650
Then maybe you should marry her.

367
00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:47,720
Not gonna happen.

368
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:48,770
Why?

369
00:13:48,770 --> 00:13:50,830
I'm not interested.

370
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:51,850
Why? What's wrong with her?

371
00:13:51,850 --> 00:13:52,900
Nothing.

372
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:53,940
Is she fat?

373
00:13:53,940 --> 00:13:55,020
No, I don't expect you to understand.

374
00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:56,050
Try me.

375
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,170
She's dishonest.

376
00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:00,230
Okay.

377
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:01,290
So she's fat.

378
00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:03,330
Look, are you gonna help me or not?

379
00:14:03,330 --> 00:14:05,370
I don't know. Sounds complicated.

380
00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:07,370
All you have to do is stand there and look pretty.

381
00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:10,460
Doesn't that sound better than what you normally do?

382
00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:12,500
Sounds about the same, actually.

383
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:13,520
Except for the standing.

384
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,580
Then it sounds like you can handle it.

385
00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:17,630
And I'll pay you your normal rate.

386
00:14:17,630 --> 00:14:18,670
I'm very expensive.

387
00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:19,730
I'm very desperate.

388
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,000
All right.

389
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,080
Bring me this amount in this envelope

390
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,150
tomorrow and I'll do it.

391
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,240
That's my rate.

392
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,260
Dare you to find out why.

393
00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:36,290
I'll take your word for it.

394
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,360
(door closes)

395
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,430
I apologize for the awkward situation this creates.

396
00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:43,520
But if I were to take Leah

397
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,550
it would create an awkward situation for me and Rachel.

398
00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:47,600
Okay, but why didn't you say anything yesterday?

399
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,670
I wanted to talk with Leah first.

400
00:14:49,670 --> 00:14:51,730
And how did she take it?

401
00:14:51,730 --> 00:14:53,790
As well as she could, I suppose.

402
00:14:53,790 --> 00:14:55,870
She must have been bothered by the fact that you want to replace her.

403
00:14:55,870 --> 00:14:57,950
Oh, I didn't tell her about Rachel.

404
00:14:57,950 --> 00:14:59,010
Why not?

405
00:14:59,010 --> 00:15:01,070
Taking Rachel had not yet occurred to me.

406
00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:04,080
I wanted to clear up the confusion with Leah first.

407
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,130
It wasn't until later when I was speaking with Rachel I realized

408
00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:08,180
how much an evening with Dr. Callahan might benefit her.

409
00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:09,220
I see.

410
00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:11,260
How long have you two been dating?

411
00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:13,330
I wouldn't say we were dating.

412
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,380
I'd say we have a special relationship.

413
00:15:16,450 --> 00:15:18,480
And you wouldn't feel right dating someone else?

414
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,550
For the present circumstance that's correct.

415
00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:23,620
Well that's fine, Jacob, but you'll have to skip the dinner.

416
00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:25,660
Why? Aren't all the pastors invited?

417
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,870
I'll have to meet her first.

418
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,970
She does well at social events

419
00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:37,020
if that's your concern.

420
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,030
I've waited thirty years for this opportunity.

421
00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:42,110
I can't introduce Jim Callahan to a stranger.

422
00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:45,160
Okay.

423
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,930
I'll set something up for later this week.

424
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,090
I don't want to talk to a pastor.

425
00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:56,140
Why not? You talk to me.

426
00:15:56,140 --> 00:15:58,170
Yeah, but you're not a real pastor.

427
00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:01,280
What? Isn't that what you're always complaining about?

428
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,310
They won't promote you?

429
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,400
Ordain. They won't ordain me.

430
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,430
This dinner could change that.

431
00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:07,480
How?

432
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,510
I know Dr. Callahan's work better than anybody.

433
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,560
I can convince him to work with us.

434
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,620
And if I do that then Campbell can't ignore me anymore.

435
00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:14,660
I see.

436
00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:16,740
So you want to size up with the big boys.

437
00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:17,810
Something like that.

438
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,850
But I can't if I'm not there.

439
00:16:19,850 --> 00:16:22,920
This sounds like more work than standing around looking pretty.

440
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:23,950
I know.

441
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,010
That's why I doubled your rate.

442
00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:31,150
I'll need more than that.

443
00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:33,170
I'll give you every cent I have.

444
00:16:33,170 --> 00:16:34,230
I'm not talking about money.

445
00:16:34,230 --> 00:16:35,250
I need a favor.

446
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,350
Okay, what?

447
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:39,470
I don't know.

448
00:16:39,470 --> 00:16:41,530
But I want to know you'll be there for me when the time comes.

449
00:16:41,530 --> 00:16:43,550
I can't promise to do something

450
00:16:43,550 --> 00:16:44,600
if I don't know what it is.

451
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:45,650
Yes you can.

452
00:16:45,650 --> 00:16:46,690
There are certain things I won't do.

453
00:16:46,690 --> 00:16:47,740
Like?

454
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,810
Like I won't violate my moral principles.

455
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,890
You won't have to whack anybody, okay?

456
00:16:52,890 --> 00:16:54,960
I'm just following Grandpa's advice.

457
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,010
Always take a favor over money.

458
00:16:59,090 --> 00:17:00,130
I don't know, Rachel.

459
00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:02,150
It's a strange request.

460
00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:03,220
So is yours.

461
00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:06,170
Okay.

462
00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:08,220
As long as it doesn't violate my conscience

463
00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:09,250
I'll do it.

464
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:12,310
And you can't say 'it violates my conscience' if it's something you just don't want to do.

465
00:17:12,310 --> 00:17:14,390
I wouldn't do that.

466
00:17:14,390 --> 00:17:15,410
I don't lie.

467
00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:18,520
Okay, then.

468
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,570
Let's meet the pastor.

469
00:17:20,570 --> 00:17:21,620
(clink)

470
00:17:28,910 --> 00:17:30,010
So what's the question?

471
00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:31,060
Calm down. I know what to say.

472
00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:32,080
Well prove it.

473
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,170
Repeat it back to me.

474
00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:35,180
I'm starting to understand why you're single.

475
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,260
Rachel, this is important.

476
00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:38,330
If you ask the right question he'll do all the talking.

477
00:17:38,330 --> 00:17:39,360
What if I want to say something?

478
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:40,390
You don't.

479
00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:42,410
You want to ask a question. Which is...

480
00:17:42,410 --> 00:17:43,450
Is it a sin to marry a goat?

481
00:17:43,450 --> 00:17:44,560
Rachel...

482
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:48,610
And can you rationalize dispensationalism with a postmodern non-literal view of the rapture?

483
00:17:49,650 --> 00:17:51,700
That's more like it.

484
00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,740
Don't forget - I'm a professional.

485
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,820
I came home one day and saw that her apartment door was open.

486
00:17:57,820 --> 00:17:59,860
She had left it open before.

487
00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:01,910
But this time I decided to go over

488
00:18:01,910 --> 00:18:04,000
and recommend that she close it.

489
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,050
And then she said...

490
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:07,100
If it was closed how would we meet?

491
00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:10,220
She always has an interesting perspective.

492
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:12,240
It's been to have someone to talk to after work.

493
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,340
An important discovery, for sure.

494
00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:16,370
Where are you from, Rachel?

495
00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:17,400
New Jersey.

496
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,450
I've never been but I hear about it on the news.

497
00:18:19,450 --> 00:18:20,480
What brought you to Washington?

498
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:21,530
My family.

499
00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:23,580
I had to get as far away from them as possible.

500
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:24,620
Sounds like there's a story there.

501
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:25,660
There is.

502
00:18:25,660 --> 00:18:27,710
But she hasn't told me yet so I assume she won't tell you.

503
00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:29,760
Not until we know each other better.

504
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,830
Well that sounds fair.

505
00:18:30,830 --> 00:18:31,900
I was talking about him.

506
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,920
You I would tell.

507
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:34,990
Should we have him leave?

508
00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:36,070
Would you?

509
00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:37,150
No, thanks.

510
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,220
Well we have to talk about something.

511
00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:40,240
What do you do for work?

512
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:41,280
Let's talk about something else.

513
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,330
Why's that?

514
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,340
Because Rachel has a question.

515
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:47,400
And I think it is a fascinating one.

516
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,460
Something he couldn't answer, then?

517
00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:51,500
I'd be happy to enlighten you.

518
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,630
What's your question?

519
00:18:57,710 --> 00:18:59,750
Well first I should answer your original question.

520
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:00,800
What I do for work.

521
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,870
But the conversation's already headed in a different direction.

522
00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:05,940
I wouldn't want to be rude by not answering.

523
00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:08,020
It wouldn't be rude.

524
00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:10,100
We all just want to have a nice chat here.

525
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:12,170
And I think your question is very interesting.

526
00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:15,220
I'm starting to think that my work might lead to a better conversation than my question.

527
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:18,290
Bit of advice, Jacob.

528
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:20,360
Always let a lady speak her mind.

529
00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:23,420
What Jacob doesn't want you to know is that

530
00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:25,490
I make my living as...

531
00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:28,560
An actress.

532
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,610
An actress?

533
00:19:29,610 --> 00:19:31,640
Well that's wonderful.

534
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,680
Why wouldn't you want me to know that?

535
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,750
The church hasn't always been kind to actresses.

536
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:37,800
He didn't know how you'd take it.

537
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,860
Then he doesn't know me well enough.

538
00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:40,940
I think drama is a beautiful art form.

539
00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:43,010
My wife and I often go to the Shakespeare in the park in the summer.

540
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,120
I've performed in the park.

541
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,170
I read Hamlet once in college.

542
00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:50,320
That play has some interesting spiritual themes.

543
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,430
Don't you think?

544
00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:52,470
It sure does, Jacob.

545
00:19:52,470 --> 00:19:54,490
You must be a good actress to make a living at it.

546
00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:55,540
Oh, yes.

547
00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:56,600
I'm in high demand.

548
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,650
Have you done any films?

549
00:19:57,650 --> 00:19:59,690
Only for the Internet.

550
00:19:59,690 --> 00:20:00,740
Interesting.

551
00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:02,780
I've heard that's a thing now.

552
00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:04,820
I'm too old fashioned to watch movies with a computer.

553
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:05,890
Have you seen them?

554
00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:06,960
No.

555
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:10,010
I like her better when she's not putting on a show.

556
00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:13,090
I keep telling him what he's missing out on but he won't listen.

557
00:20:13,090 --> 00:20:15,150
That's impressive.

558
00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:18,220
There are lot's of ladies all across the world who wish they could do what you do.

559
00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:21,270
They already have all they need. They just have to learn how to use it.

560
00:20:21,270 --> 00:20:23,310
Could you teach the ladies at our church?

561
00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:24,350
That won't be necessary.

562
00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:26,380
Like she said - they already have all they need.

563
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,450
Spoken like someone who did not see last year's Christmas play.

564
00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:33,520
I would love any advice you could give on performing in the church.

565
00:20:35,550 --> 00:20:37,610
(door slams)

566
00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:40,730
I didn't want you to lie to him.

567
00:20:40,730 --> 00:20:41,770
I didn't.

568
00:20:41,770 --> 00:20:42,800
You told him you're an actress.

569
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,850
If you don't think that's true then there are parts of my job you don't understand.

570
00:20:45,850 --> 00:20:48,890
All you had to do was ask the question.

571
00:20:48,890 --> 00:20:51,030
Inspiration struck.

572
00:20:51,030 --> 00:20:54,050
And you're overlooking the fact that I completely charmed him.

573
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,140
Yes, but...

574
00:20:58,180 --> 00:21:00,260
It's important to me that we do this honestly.

575
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:07,390
Okay.

576
00:21:07,390 --> 00:21:09,400
I'll be good.

577
00:21:15,530 --> 00:21:19,600
(train rolling on tracks)

578
00:21:22,630 --> 00:21:23,670
(knock, knock)

579
00:21:23,670 --> 00:21:25,730
Hello, Jacob.

580
00:21:25,730 --> 00:21:27,760
I've got good news.

581
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,800
You're leaving God for me?

582
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:30,840
No, good news.

583
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,880
We're on for the dinner.

584
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,960
Pastor Campbell just gave me the word this afternoon.

585
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,020
Aren't you glad I did the talking?

586
00:21:38,050 --> 00:21:39,110
Pastor Campbell was glad.

587
00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:41,180
He recommended you do the same on Friday.

588
00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:43,250
It'll be hard to top my last performance

589
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:45,270
but I'll try.

590
00:21:46,310 --> 00:21:48,350
Anyway, I just came by to say thanks.

591
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:49,420
Hey.

592
00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:52,480
You owe me a favor.

593
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,520
I know.

594
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:54,550
Are you gonna deliver?

595
00:21:54,550 --> 00:21:55,570
Of course.

596
00:21:55,570 --> 00:21:56,600
Why?

597
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,660
Do you need something?

598
00:21:57,660 --> 00:21:59,710
Yes. And I'd like to remind you that you already agreed to it.

599
00:21:59,710 --> 00:22:00,760
I know.

600
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,790
So me asking is just a formality.

601
00:22:02,790 --> 00:22:03,830
Okay.

602
00:22:03,830 --> 00:22:04,890
Because you're gonna do it. What am I gonna do?

603
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:05,940
You're gonna sleep with me.

604
00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:17,240
You know I can't do that.

605
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,310
I don't mean sex.

606
00:22:18,310 --> 00:22:19,390
I just mean sleep in the same bed with me.

607
00:22:19,390 --> 00:22:20,400
Why?

608
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,450
Because I can't sleep alone.

609
00:22:22,450 --> 00:22:24,500
Ever since my boyfriend broke up with me I haven't slept through the night.

610
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,590
And if I don't sleep soon I'll die.

611
00:22:26,590 --> 00:22:27,610
Try warm milk.

612
00:22:27,610 --> 00:22:29,670
I need a warm body.

613
00:22:30,790 --> 00:22:33,850
I'm not supposed to be in any situation where there might be temptation.

614
00:22:34,890 --> 00:22:35,940
There won't be.

615
00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:37,970
I know your rules. That's why you're the only one who can help.

616
00:22:37,970 --> 00:22:40,020
I don't know, Rachel.

617
00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:41,080
I don't think I can.

618
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,230
You said you'd do me a favor.

619
00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:44,290
If it didn't violate my conscience.

620
00:22:44,290 --> 00:22:46,370
How is this any different than what you're asking of me?

621
00:22:46,370 --> 00:22:48,410
You need me to just stand there I need you to just lay there.

622
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,410
Yes, but if we sleep together

623
00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:53,450
people will think what people think about people who sleep together.

624
00:22:53,450 --> 00:22:55,530
No one will know.

625
00:22:55,530 --> 00:22:56,550
I would need your word on that.

626
00:22:56,550 --> 00:22:57,620
Want me to sign something?

627
00:22:57,620 --> 00:22:58,640
Wouldn't be the first time.

628
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,700
No, nothing that could be traced.

629
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:02,750
It wouldn't get back to you.

630
00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:04,780
It's not like we have the same circle of friends.

631
00:23:04,780 --> 00:23:06,820
Mrs. Jenkins in apartment 10.

632
00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:07,870
She knows all the ladies at my church.

633
00:23:07,870 --> 00:23:09,910
If she found out not only would I not be ordained

634
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,970
I would be kicked out of the ministry all together.

635
00:23:11,970 --> 00:23:13,020
Because we slept in the same bed?

636
00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:15,050
They'd never believe that's all we did.

637
00:23:15,050 --> 00:23:17,110
Well that sounds like a situation you'll have to manage.

638
00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:20,210
Not something that will violate your conscience.

639
00:23:21,270 --> 00:23:23,340
Would you need cuddling?

640
00:23:23,340 --> 00:23:25,370
No. Not required.

641
00:23:26,430 --> 00:23:27,480
That would have to be a rule.

642
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:28,500
No touching.

643
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:29,550
Like sleeping with your sister.

644
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,690
I don't know, Rachel.

645
00:23:34,690 --> 00:23:36,720
I have to think about it.

646
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:37,830
Fine.

647
00:23:37,830 --> 00:23:39,910
But if you're a man of your word

648
00:23:39,910 --> 00:23:42,000
you'll be here at 10.

649
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,050
With your jammies on.

650
00:23:49,080 --> 00:24:01,150
(whistling music)

651
00:24:19,330 --> 00:24:21,400
Nope. No, there's no way.

652
00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:38,960
(knock, knock)

653
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,040
Shut the door. Quick!

654
00:24:44,100 --> 00:24:45,140
I thought I saw Mrs. Jenkins.

655
00:24:45,140 --> 00:24:46,160
Since when do you lock your door?

656
00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:49,250
Seemed like a night for trying new things.

657
00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:55,320
I need another minute but make yourself at home.

658
00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:08,730
What side of the bed do you want me on?

659
00:25:09,790 --> 00:25:11,810
Uh, the right.

660
00:25:16,910 --> 00:25:18,930
Right facing the bed or laying on the bed.

661
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,990
Laying on your back or your stomach?

662
00:25:25,100 --> 00:25:27,120
On my back. If I'm on my stomach they're the same.

663
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,260
I know. That's why I asked.

664
00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:33,360
So which is it?

665
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,410
Just lay down wherever you want.

666
00:25:42,590 --> 00:25:44,540
I'm gonna take the right side.

667
00:25:53,790 --> 00:25:55,810
What time do you usually get up?

668
00:25:55,810 --> 00:25:56,840
When I'm in the mood.

669
00:25:58,910 --> 00:25:59,990
Whoa, Rachel.

670
00:25:59,990 --> 00:26:02,040
What are you wearing?

671
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,090
My jammies.

672
00:26:04,090 --> 00:26:06,120
Those don't look like jammies.

673
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:08,160
Not what your sister would wear?

674
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,210
I'd appreciate it if you could put on something

675
00:26:10,210 --> 00:26:12,250
a little more appropriate.

676
00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:14,290
I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell me what to wear in my own home.

677
00:26:14,290 --> 00:26:16,340
Perhaps I should remind you that

678
00:26:16,340 --> 00:26:18,390
I'm not just a guest.

679
00:26:18,390 --> 00:26:19,420
I am doing you a favor.

680
00:26:19,420 --> 00:26:21,470
I never agreed to wear what you want.

681
00:26:21,470 --> 00:26:23,550
I charge extra for that.

682
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:32,790
Hey there.

683
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,850
I'm just gonna close my eyes.

684
00:26:36,850 --> 00:26:38,890
Until you turn off the lights. Okay?

685
00:26:38,890 --> 00:26:39,910
You don't need my permission.

686
00:26:39,910 --> 00:26:41,960
I'm just letting you know in case you wondered what I was doing.

687
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,980
I didn't wonder what so much as why.

688
00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:46,050
I must stay above reproach.

689
00:26:46,050 --> 00:26:48,070
Or your eyeballs will fall out?

690
00:26:48,070 --> 00:26:49,110
Yes.

691
00:26:49,110 --> 00:26:51,120
And then you'd have to put them back in.

692
00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:53,180
Because I'd have difficulty seeing.

693
00:26:53,180 --> 00:26:54,230
(covers rustling)

694
00:26:54,230 --> 00:26:55,280
Oh.

695
00:26:56,310 --> 00:26:57,330
What?

696
00:26:57,330 --> 00:26:58,390
Nothing. Just...

697
00:26:58,390 --> 00:26:59,440
hold still.

698
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:00,490
Rachel...

699
00:27:00,490 --> 00:27:01,560
What are you doing?

700
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,630
Relax. I'm not gonna touch you.

701
00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:06,720
I could have handed it to you.

702
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,780
You'd have spilled it all over the place.

703
00:27:08,780 --> 00:27:10,810
You know I wouldn't have.

704
00:27:10,810 --> 00:27:12,840
With your eyes closed?

705
00:27:13,910 --> 00:27:15,940
Well just hand it to me

706
00:27:15,940 --> 00:27:16,980
and I'll put it back.

707
00:27:16,980 --> 00:27:18,050
You don't know where it goes.

708
00:27:18,050 --> 00:27:19,080
What's it matter?

709
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,110
If it's in the wrong place it will spill.

710
00:27:21,110 --> 00:27:23,150
Well then I'll get out, and then you can...

711
00:27:23,150 --> 00:27:24,190
put it back.

712
00:27:24,190 --> 00:27:25,260
Too late.

713
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:29,430
What now?

714
00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:31,480
This picture isn't straight.

715
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,540
And you have to straighten it just now?

716
00:27:33,540 --> 00:27:35,600
Yes. Or it will bother me all night.

717
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,620
I'm closing my eyes again.

718
00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:38,690
Okay...

719
00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:39,730
(shuffling)

720
00:27:39,730 --> 00:27:41,770
I think I've got it.

721
00:27:43,810 --> 00:27:45,850
(shuffling)

722
00:27:47,890 --> 00:27:48,920
Jacob?

723
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:49,960
What?

724
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,970
Will you take a look for me?

725
00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:54,000
I'm not sure I've got it right.

726
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,020
(sighs)

727
00:27:58,100 --> 00:27:59,170
How's the view?

728
00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:07,290
Yeah

729
00:28:07,290 --> 00:28:09,320
It looks

730
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,400
Uh, straight.

731
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:17,570
Thank you for doing this.

732
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,730
I feel better already.

733
00:28:23,770 --> 00:28:25,810
Just remember -

734
00:28:27,860 --> 00:28:29,880
I'm not doing anything.

735
00:28:32,930 --> 00:28:35,000
Can we turn off the light now?

736
00:28:39,090 --> 00:28:40,120
(click)

737
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,230
Good night, Rachel.

738
00:28:46,270 --> 00:28:48,300
Good night, Jacob.

739
00:29:02,630 --> 00:29:04,700
(shuffling)

740
00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:06,730
(shifting, shuffling)

741
00:29:10,830 --> 00:29:11,850
Rachel?

742
00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:12,900
Yeah?

743
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,020
What are you doing?

744
00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:18,080
Nothing.

745
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,190
(shifting, shuffling)

746
00:29:26,260 --> 00:29:28,300
It sounds like you're doing something.

747
00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:32,410
(plop)

748
00:29:32,410 --> 00:29:34,470
There. All done.

749
00:29:36,510 --> 00:29:38,580
What did you do?

750
00:29:38,580 --> 00:29:40,620
I told you. Nothing.

751
00:29:40,620 --> 00:29:41,690
It didn't sound like nothing.

752
00:29:41,690 --> 00:29:42,750
What did it sound like?

753
00:29:44,820 --> 00:29:46,870
Like something.

754
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,940
If you must know...

755
00:29:50,940 --> 00:29:52,980
I took off my jammies.

756
00:29:54,030 --> 00:29:55,080
What?

757
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,120
But, you're not...

758
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,160
Naked?

759
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,180
Yes, I'm naked.

760
00:30:01,180 --> 00:30:03,250
Okay, Rachel.

761
00:30:03,250 --> 00:30:04,280
Put your jammies back on.

762
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,330
I sleep better this way.

763
00:30:05,330 --> 00:30:06,380
This is too much.

764
00:30:06,380 --> 00:30:07,430
It's better for body heat.

765
00:30:07,430 --> 00:30:08,470
You should strip, too, actually.

766
00:30:08,470 --> 00:30:09,520
I will not.

767
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:10,550
And I will not sleep in the same bed with you

768
00:30:10,550 --> 00:30:12,620
while you are naked.

769
00:30:12,620 --> 00:30:13,680
I thought we had a deal.

770
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,750
You never said anything about

771
00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:15,820
sleeping naked.

772
00:30:15,820 --> 00:30:16,890
I know the rules. I won't touch you.

773
00:30:16,890 --> 00:30:17,930
Yes, but you're naked.

774
00:30:17,930 --> 00:30:19,980
I'm under the covers. What's the difference?

775
00:30:19,980 --> 00:30:22,020
The difference is you're naked.

776
00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:24,030
Are you thinking about what I look like under here?

777
00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:26,110
What?

778
00:30:26,110 --> 00:30:28,140
Does knowing I'm naked make you picture me naked?

779
00:30:28,140 --> 00:30:30,190
Stop that.

780
00:30:30,190 --> 00:30:32,220
Or maybe you've already thought about it but now it's real.

781
00:30:32,220 --> 00:30:34,250
I will leave if you keep talking this way.

782
00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:36,360
Tell me you've never pictured me naked and I'll stop.

783
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,390
You're doing it right now, aren't you?

784
00:30:39,450 --> 00:30:40,510
Good night, Rachel.

785
00:30:40,510 --> 00:30:42,580
If you leave I won't go to the dinner.

786
00:30:43,620 --> 00:30:45,670
Rachel, I am very uncomfortable with this.

787
00:30:45,670 --> 00:30:47,730
Can you please just

788
00:30:47,730 --> 00:30:49,800
put your jammies back on?

789
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,890
I will if you answer one question.

790
00:30:52,950 --> 00:30:54,020
Fine.

791
00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,040
And you have to promise you'll answer.

792
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,080
No deflecting.

793
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,180
I promise. What's the question?

794
00:30:57,180 --> 00:30:59,210
Do you stop by to see any other neighbors

795
00:30:59,210 --> 00:31:01,300
or just me?

796
00:31:03,330 --> 00:31:04,430
Why do you ask?

797
00:31:04,430 --> 00:31:05,480
You're deflecting.

798
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,520
No, I'm asking for context.

799
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,540
You don't need it. Answer the question.

800
00:31:10,610 --> 00:31:11,660
Just you.

801
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,930
Why just me?

802
00:31:20,930 --> 00:31:22,960
Is it because you find me attractive?

803
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:24,970
Why is this so important to you?

804
00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:26,010
Because I think you should admit

805
00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:28,030
you don't stop by just to be a good neighbor.

806
00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:32,110
I am trying to be a good neighbor, I just...

807
00:31:32,110 --> 00:31:34,170
(clothes rustling)

808
00:31:34,170 --> 00:31:36,210
also happen to find you attractive.

809
00:31:51,540 --> 00:31:52,580
What?

810
00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:55,770
You're attracted to me.

811
00:31:56,830 --> 00:31:58,880
I imagine I'm not the first.

812
00:32:00,940 --> 00:32:02,990
Yeah, but

813
00:32:02,990 --> 00:32:05,050
with you, somehow

814
00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:07,070
it's exciting.

815
00:32:09,110 --> 00:32:11,180
Like it used to be.

816
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,370
Good night, Rachel.

817
00:32:30,630 --> 00:32:31,680
(click)

818
00:32:36,850 --> 00:32:38,880
Good night, Jacob.

819
00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:47,160
Jacob?

820
00:32:48,180 --> 00:32:49,220
What?

821
00:32:50,290 --> 00:32:51,320
Are you a virgin?

822
00:32:55,550 --> 00:32:57,590
I'm starting to think we should have added 'no talking' to the rules.

823
00:32:57,590 --> 00:32:59,630
Come on.

824
00:32:59,630 --> 00:33:01,680
A little pillow talk never hurt anyone.

825
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:03,770
Are you?

826
00:33:12,070 --> 00:33:14,090
Yes. I'm a virgin.

827
00:33:16,180 --> 00:33:18,230
How old are you?

828
00:33:18,230 --> 00:33:20,280
Older than most virgins.

829
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:24,340
Is it by choice or lack of opportunity?

830
00:33:25,410 --> 00:33:26,500
Both.

831
00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:28,530
What if someone offered?

832
00:33:28,530 --> 00:33:29,580
What would you do?

833
00:33:29,580 --> 00:33:30,620
Say no.

834
00:33:30,620 --> 00:33:31,670
Are you sure?

835
00:33:31,670 --> 00:33:32,700
Yes.

836
00:33:33,740 --> 00:33:35,800
What if you found her very attractive?

837
00:33:38,890 --> 00:33:39,940
Good night, Rachel.

838
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,080
Come on...

839
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,120
You'll never get any sleep

840
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,170
if you talk all night.

841
00:33:45,170 --> 00:33:47,270
Or if I have unanswered questions.

842
00:33:47,270 --> 00:33:49,320
Then ask different questions.

843
00:33:51,330 --> 00:33:53,350
Have you ever been in love?

844
00:33:57,420 --> 00:33:59,500
Yes.

845
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:03,580
What happened?

846
00:34:04,660 --> 00:34:05,690
It didn't work out.

847
00:34:05,690 --> 00:34:06,740
Why?

848
00:34:09,890 --> 00:34:11,970
She didn't want to be a pastor's wife.

849
00:34:14,050 --> 00:34:16,140
I see.

850
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,240
Would you marry me?

851
00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:22,320
What?

852
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,380
Would you marry me?

853
00:34:24,420 --> 00:34:26,450
Are you proposing?

854
00:34:26,450 --> 00:34:28,520
Yes. What do you say?

855
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,540
I think you just want to know what I would say.

856
00:34:30,540 --> 00:34:32,610
That's correct. What do you say?

857
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,700
I'd consider it.

858
00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:38,760
Consider it now.

859
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,840
You'd have to give your life to the Lord.

860
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,940
Why should I convert? Why can't you convert?

861
00:34:44,940 --> 00:34:46,980
To what? You don't believe in anything.

862
00:34:46,980 --> 00:34:49,050
Yes. Convert to that.

863
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,130
I'd be lying.

864
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:52,140
Is that what you want?

865
00:34:57,300 --> 00:34:59,320
You wouldn't marry me.

866
00:35:01,380 --> 00:35:02,420
Why?

867
00:35:02,420 --> 00:35:03,440
Cause I've done things.

868
00:35:05,580 --> 00:35:07,620
If the Lord can forgive, so can I.

869
00:35:07,620 --> 00:35:09,650
You wouldn't forgive if you knew.

870
00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:11,750
Try me.

871
00:35:11,750 --> 00:35:12,800
You want me to confess?

872
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,840
It might help you sleep.

873
00:35:16,900 --> 00:35:18,960
All right. But only if you go first.

874
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,020
I feel like I've confessed a lot already.

875
00:35:21,020 --> 00:35:23,050
Not compared to what I've got.

876
00:35:23,050 --> 00:35:25,110
Tell me the worst thing you've ever done.

877
00:35:28,250 --> 00:35:30,270
Wait, no. You'll say something boring.

878
00:35:30,270 --> 00:35:32,340
Tell me about

879
00:35:32,340 --> 00:35:34,360
the farthest you've ever gone with a girl.

880
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,460
I want the whole story.

881
00:35:42,530 --> 00:35:44,560
What's the matter?

882
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,640
I'm waiting for the story.

883
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:50,790
Unless

884
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,890
is it happening right now?

885
00:36:01,090 --> 00:36:02,190
Rachel, why did you want me here?

886
00:36:02,190 --> 00:36:04,240
To get some sleep.

887
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:06,250
Well you've made no progress on that front.

888
00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:08,330
And I'm starting to think that's not what you want.

889
00:36:08,330 --> 00:36:10,350
Okay, then. What do I want?

890
00:36:10,350 --> 00:36:12,400
You want to seduce me.

891
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,430
Why does every man I talk to think I'm trying to seduce him?

892
00:36:14,430 --> 00:36:16,490
There's talk and then there's talk.

893
00:36:16,490 --> 00:36:18,520
But it's not gonna happen.

894
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,590
Then why are you so afraid it will?

895
00:36:21,620 --> 00:36:22,190
I'm leaving.

896
00:36:24,270 --> 00:36:25,280
You said you'd do me a favor.

897
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:26,330
Not that kind of favor.

898
00:36:26,330 --> 00:36:27,370
You seriously think that's what I'm after?

899
00:36:27,370 --> 00:36:28,400
Like I don't have enough of that in my life?

900
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,440
You expect me to believe that after all this

901
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,510
you just want to sleep?

902
00:36:31,510 --> 00:36:33,550
I'll admit there is more to it than that.

903
00:36:33,550 --> 00:36:34,600
Which is why I'm leaving.

904
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:35,630
It was dumb of me to believe you in the first place.

905
00:36:35,630 --> 00:36:37,680
You believed me because you wanted to sleep with me.

906
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,720
Maybe I teased you for it more than I should have.

907
00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:40,780
But I need you to stay.

908
00:36:40,780 --> 00:36:42,820
No, you need a lot of things

909
00:36:42,820 --> 00:36:44,850
but a man in your bed is not one of them.

910
00:36:44,850 --> 00:36:45,910
Honestly, Jacob. I need you to stay.

911
00:36:45,910 --> 00:36:47,950
Rachel, stop lying.

912
00:36:54,150 --> 00:36:56,200
We'll reassess our arrangement in the morning.

913
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,290
Good night.

914
00:36:58,290 --> 00:36:59,340
Wait, Jacob. There's something you need to know.

915
00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:00,420
Tell me tomorrow.

916
00:37:00,420 --> 00:37:02,440
(knock, knock)

917
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,620
Rachel? You there?

918
00:37:11,670 --> 00:37:12,690
Who is that?

919
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:15,850
Ask him yourself.

920
00:37:15,850 --> 00:37:17,880
Come on, Rachel. I know this is your place.

921
00:37:18,930 --> 00:37:19,980
Tell him to go away.

922
00:37:19,980 --> 00:37:21,030
Why do I have to talk to him?

923
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:22,090
Cause it will scare him.

924
00:37:22,090 --> 00:37:24,140
Just tell him to leave. What's he gonna do?

925
00:37:24,140 --> 00:37:26,200
Break down the door?

926
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,270
He's gonna break down the door?!

927
00:37:28,270 --> 00:37:29,330
Not if he goes away. Just yell at him.

928
00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:30,340
Tell him you're my boyfriend.

929
00:37:30,340 --> 00:37:31,420
I am not your boyfriend.

930
00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:32,430
Just say something.

931
00:37:32,430 --> 00:37:33,480
And be firm about it.

932
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,540
Mrs. Jenkins might hear.

933
00:37:37,550 --> 00:37:39,620
Just ignore him. He'll go away eventually.

934
00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:41,640
I'm not leaving till we talk.

935
00:37:47,770 --> 00:37:49,840
I don't want to talk to you, Phil.

936
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,880
Hey, you acknowledge I'm alive. This is progress.

937
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:52,920
You're dead to me.

938
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:53,970
Nope.

939
00:37:53,970 --> 00:37:55,010
Alive right here on your doorstep.

940
00:37:56,070 --> 00:37:58,120
You should have known I'd find you.

941
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:01,170
I didn't answer your calls. That meant I didn't want to talk to you.

942
00:38:01,170 --> 00:38:03,220
Well I can't accept that. Not after the way you left things.

943
00:38:03,220 --> 00:38:05,300
Doesn't matter now. I'm with someone else.

944
00:38:06,350 --> 00:38:07,380
He's with me right now.

945
00:38:07,380 --> 00:38:08,410
We're sleeping together.

946
00:38:08,410 --> 00:38:09,420
Leave me out of this.

947
00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:10,490
Did you hear that?

948
00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:12,560
Yeah, he's awful quiet.

949
00:38:13,610 --> 00:38:15,640
But I guess imaginary friends usually are.

950
00:38:16,710 --> 00:38:18,750
He will leave if he thinks I'm with someone.

951
00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:20,770
Just let him know you're here.

952
00:38:20,770 --> 00:38:22,810
(in deeper voice) Uh...

953
00:38:22,810 --> 00:38:24,860
Hey, Phil.

954
00:38:25,900 --> 00:38:26,930
What's up dude?

955
00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:28,980
You havin' a good time in there?

956
00:38:28,980 --> 00:38:31,030
Well enjoy it while you can

957
00:38:31,030 --> 00:38:32,060
before she ruins your life!

958
00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:33,110
Listen

959
00:38:33,110 --> 00:38:35,190
Phil, Rachel doesn't want to see you.

960
00:38:35,190 --> 00:38:37,210
So you should just

961
00:38:37,210 --> 00:38:38,290
leave.

962
00:38:38,290 --> 00:38:39,350
Oh!

963
00:38:39,350 --> 00:38:41,390
Well if she doesn't want to see me then sure

964
00:38:41,390 --> 00:38:42,440
I'll go.

965
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:43,490
It's all about her, right?

966
00:38:43,490 --> 00:38:45,510
Doesn't matter what I want, does it?!

967
00:38:45,510 --> 00:38:48,550
I'm just her little plaything. No need to worry about me!

968
00:38:48,550 --> 00:38:50,600
Keep your voice down. You'll disturb the neighbors.

969
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,660
You want me to calm down?

970
00:38:52,660 --> 00:38:54,680
Fine. Just open that door.

971
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:55,720
And we'll have a nice little chat.

972
00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:56,790
How are you in a fist fight?

973
00:38:56,790 --> 00:38:58,830
I am not getting in a fist fight.

974
00:38:58,830 --> 00:39:00,890
You can take him. He's probably drunk.

975
00:39:00,890 --> 00:39:01,950
I can't let anyone see me here.

976
00:39:01,950 --> 00:39:03,000
You think he's gonna tell the church?

977
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,050
Believe me, he does not go to church.

978
00:39:05,050 --> 00:39:07,120
You said no one would find out. No one.

979
00:39:08,170 --> 00:39:10,230
Now what's all this racket?

980
00:39:10,230 --> 00:39:11,300
Nothing to worry about here, ma'am.

981
00:39:11,300 --> 00:39:13,360
Well I know there's nothing to worry about.

982
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,420
Not while the Lord Jesus is on the throne.

983
00:39:15,420 --> 00:39:16,460
Mrs. Jenkins.

984
00:39:16,460 --> 00:39:18,500
It's you who sound worried.

985
00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:20,600
Hollering like a crazy person.

986
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,630
You wouldn't think I was a crazy person if you knew what she put me through.

987
00:39:23,630 --> 00:39:24,680
Rachel?

988
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:25,720
You know her?

989
00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:26,800
I've been praying for her.

990
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:27,840
She needs the Lord.

991
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:28,870
I'll say.

992
00:39:28,870 --> 00:39:29,930
What about you?

993
00:39:29,930 --> 00:39:31,970
Do you know the Lord?

994
00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:34,010
Not in the biblical sense, no.

995
00:39:34,010 --> 00:39:37,060
Then maybe you should spend some time with Pastor Jacob, too.

996
00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:39,140
Pastor Jacob?

997
00:39:39,140 --> 00:39:41,210
He's that handsome young man

998
00:39:41,210 --> 00:39:43,280
that's been sharing the gospel with her.

999
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,340
He gives it to her every night.

1000
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,420
Is that so, pastor?

1001
00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:51,460
What are you doing?

1002
00:39:51,460 --> 00:39:53,510
You've been mighty quiet since your friend showed up.

1003
00:39:53,510 --> 00:39:55,540
Maybe there's something you don't want her to know?

1004
00:39:55,540 --> 00:39:56,600
Just say you're not him.

1005
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:57,610
Pastor Jacob's not in there.

1006
00:39:57,610 --> 00:39:58,680
He's in his apartment.

1007
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,720
I wouldn't be too sure.

1008
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:02,750
Every night before bed he's in there

1009
00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:04,810
praying for those that need the Lord.

1010
00:40:04,810 --> 00:40:07,850
Like I was before somebody disturbed me.

1011
00:40:07,850 --> 00:40:10,880
I wouldn't be yelling if someone wasn't sleeping with a pastor!

1012
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,920
How dare you say that about Pastor Jacob!

1013
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,990
I'm gonna show you where he is right now.

1014
00:40:15,990 --> 00:40:18,030
Uh, hey, Phil?

1015
00:40:18,030 --> 00:40:19,080
Yeah, dude?

1016
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,110
I'm comin' outside.

1017
00:40:20,110 --> 00:40:21,170
Just give me a minute.

1018
00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:23,290
Why do you need a minute?

1019
00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:26,350
Because I'm going outside through your bathroom window. And you're coming with me.

1020
00:40:26,350 --> 00:40:27,400
Why?

1021
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:28,460
I can't leave you alone with him.

1022
00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:29,510
Then don't. Confront him.

1023
00:40:30,530 --> 00:40:32,560
How would I explain that to Mrs. Jenkins?

1024
00:40:33,590 --> 00:40:34,610
Come on.

1025
00:40:35,670 --> 00:40:36,710
(window opens)

1026
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:39,900
I'll need a boost.

1027
00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:40,930
What?

1028
00:40:40,930 --> 00:40:41,960
We said no touching.

1029
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:43,000
Seriously?

1030
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:46,170
You can do it. I believe in you.

1031
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,320
(grunts) Ah! Ow.

1032
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:52,460
What's the matter?

1033
00:40:52,460 --> 00:40:53,540
I'm stuck.

1034
00:40:53,540 --> 00:40:54,550
Just pull yourself through.

1035
00:40:55,580 --> 00:40:56,590
You're the one who wanted to get out this way.

1036
00:40:56,590 --> 00:40:57,660
Just help me.

1037
00:40:57,660 --> 00:40:58,670
I can't.

1038
00:40:58,670 --> 00:40:59,740
Yes you can. This hurts.

1039
00:41:00,780 --> 00:41:02,820
Just come back down. We'll figure something else out.

1040
00:41:02,820 --> 00:41:03,860
That'll hurt, too.

1041
00:41:03,860 --> 00:41:05,910
Will you get over yourself and just help me?

1042
00:41:06,990 --> 00:41:08,050
Okay, um...

1043
00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:11,150
If she needs help then it's not against the rules.

1044
00:41:11,150 --> 00:41:12,200
Okay...

1045
00:41:15,350 --> 00:41:16,400
(grunts)

1046
00:41:18,530 --> 00:41:19,600
(plop)

1047
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:22,750
(thump)

1048
00:41:23,820 --> 00:41:25,860
You literally left me hanging.

1049
00:41:25,860 --> 00:41:27,890
Well it was a difficult situation.

1050
00:41:27,890 --> 00:41:28,930
Yeah

1051
00:41:28,930 --> 00:41:29,980
For me.

1052
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,540
Let's go, pastor. I don't have all night.

1053
00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:43,580
And neither do I.

1054
00:41:43,580 --> 00:41:45,610
I'm gonna take you to Pastor Jacob right now

1055
00:41:45,610 --> 00:41:47,640
and put a stop to these lies.

1056
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:48,700
We gotta move.

1057
00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:50,730
You hear that, pastor?

1058
00:41:50,730 --> 00:41:51,780
We're going to your place.

1059
00:41:51,780 --> 00:41:54,850
Your friend's gonna be awful disappointed when she doesn't find you there!

1060
00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:03,240
(knock, knock)

1061
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,400
(click)

1062
00:42:13,510 --> 00:42:15,570
Mrs. Jenkins.

1063
00:42:15,570 --> 00:42:17,580
You see? I told you he'd be here.

1064
00:42:18,620 --> 00:42:20,630
Ah, who's your friend?

1065
00:42:20,630 --> 00:42:22,690
I don't know his name.

1066
00:42:22,690 --> 00:42:24,710
I just know he needs the Lord.

1067
00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:26,750
How long have you been here?

1068
00:42:26,750 --> 00:42:28,780
Why would you need to know that?

1069
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:30,820
He's all mixed up.

1070
00:42:30,820 --> 00:42:32,870
Thought you were in Rachel's apartment.

1071
00:42:32,870 --> 00:42:34,890
Yeah. Were you?

1072
00:42:34,890 --> 00:42:36,930
Uh...

1073
00:42:36,930 --> 00:42:38,950
I was there earlier.

1074
00:42:38,950 --> 00:42:40,000
But I'm here now.

1075
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,060
When was earlier?

1076
00:42:42,090 --> 00:42:43,120
Why? What's the matter?

1077
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,180
Well I was just talking to her and she had some guy in there with her.

1078
00:42:46,210 --> 00:42:47,690
Oh.

1079
00:42:48,710 --> 00:42:50,780
Well whoever it is

1080
00:42:50,780 --> 00:42:52,810
there's gonna be trouble for him.

1081
00:42:52,810 --> 00:42:54,840
Cause she's mine, all right? I'm not lettin' her go.

1082
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,900
And does she feel the same?

1083
00:42:58,930 --> 00:43:00,990
She did once.

1084
00:43:00,990 --> 00:43:03,030
Well, if she doesn't now

1085
00:43:03,030 --> 00:43:05,040
you should leave her alone.

1086
00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:08,150
What makes you think you're such an expert

1087
00:43:08,150 --> 00:43:10,200
on what I should do?

1088
00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:13,290
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?

1089
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:15,380
What?

1090
00:43:15,380 --> 00:43:16,430
Cause if you haven't

1091
00:43:16,430 --> 00:43:18,510
I would love to share the Gospel with you.

1092
00:43:19,580 --> 00:43:20,640
I'm okay.

1093
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,710
Oh, it will only take a few hours.

1094
00:43:22,710 --> 00:43:24,770
You see, in the beginning, God created man.

1095
00:43:24,770 --> 00:43:26,780
And man rebelled against Him.

1096
00:43:26,780 --> 00:43:28,840
Look, thanks anyways, all right?

1097
00:43:29,860 --> 00:43:30,920
I gotta go.

1098
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,370
That man needs the Lord.

1099
00:43:41,370 --> 00:43:45,420
Imagine the nerve. Accusing you of sleeping with Rachel.

1100
00:43:48,490 --> 00:43:50,530
That's absurd, right?

1101
00:43:54,630 --> 00:43:57,690
Jacob, you aren't sleeping with her, are you?

1102
00:43:59,820 --> 00:44:00,860
Mrs. Jenkins

1103
00:44:01,930 --> 00:44:04,960
One time when Rachel needed help

1104
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,000
I gave her a boost.

1105
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,030
And that is the only time we've ever touched.

1106
00:44:10,090 --> 00:44:13,120
That's the way to do it, Pastor.

1107
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:16,190
You save yourself for somebody special.

1108
00:44:21,270 --> 00:44:23,310
(click)

1109
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:25,390
Seriously?

1110
00:44:25,390 --> 00:44:26,440
What?

1111
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,510
You couldn't just say 'no, we're not sleeping together'?

1112
00:44:28,510 --> 00:44:30,570
That would have been a lie.

1113
00:44:30,570 --> 00:44:32,600
You have to lie at some point, Jacob.

1114
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:33,650
We all do.

1115
00:44:33,650 --> 00:44:34,720
God always provides a way.

1116
00:44:37,870 --> 00:44:38,890
Got anything to drink?

1117
00:44:39,950 --> 00:44:40,990
Yeah.

1118
00:44:42,090 --> 00:44:43,140
Tea.

1119
00:44:45,210 --> 00:44:46,230
(clink)

1120
00:44:46,230 --> 00:44:47,310
I have to apologize.

1121
00:44:47,310 --> 00:44:49,350
For not having anything stronger?

1122
00:44:49,350 --> 00:44:51,370
I don't forgive you.

1123
00:44:52,410 --> 00:44:53,460
For not listening.

1124
00:44:54,530 --> 00:44:56,570
You were trying to tell me about Phil earlier. Weren't you?

1125
00:44:58,630 --> 00:45:00,680
I was trying to get you to stay.

1126
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,740
Why didn't you say anything before?

1127
00:45:05,790 --> 00:45:07,870
I wasn't sure he'd be there. I just heard he was after me.

1128
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:10,950
Is he dangerous?

1129
00:45:11,980 --> 00:45:13,040
Probably.

1130
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,070
Have you called the police?

1131
00:45:15,070 --> 00:45:17,150
No. That would be more dangerous.

1132
00:45:19,190 --> 00:45:21,230
What would have happened tonight if I wasn't there?

1133
00:45:23,290 --> 00:45:25,340
I don't know.

1134
00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:27,370
He probably would have had his way with me.

1135
00:45:28,410 --> 00:45:30,450
Wouldn't be the first time.

1136
00:45:31,490 --> 00:45:33,530
I wish you'd get away from all that, Rachel.

1137
00:45:35,590 --> 00:45:37,650
You shouldn't have to live in fear of guys like him.

1138
00:45:37,650 --> 00:45:38,710
Secretary's have guys like him.

1139
00:45:38,710 --> 00:45:40,770
You don't have to be a secretary.

1140
00:45:40,770 --> 00:45:43,810
Just something else.

1141
00:45:43,810 --> 00:45:46,870
Anything would be safer than what you're doing right now.

1142
00:45:48,890 --> 00:45:50,940
What about a pastor's wife?

1143
00:45:51,990 --> 00:45:53,020
What?

1144
00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:55,070
That job's available, isn't it?

1145
00:45:55,070 --> 00:45:57,170
What's a pastor's wife do?

1146
00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:02,380
She talks to the people the pastor doesn't want to talk to.

1147
00:46:02,380 --> 00:46:05,440
And listens to things he can't tell anybody else.

1148
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:09,540
I could do that.

1149
00:46:11,660 --> 00:46:13,700
I bet you could.

1150
00:46:18,860 --> 00:46:19,900
Well

1151
00:46:19,900 --> 00:46:21,930
I should go.

1152
00:46:21,930 --> 00:46:23,970
What about Phil?

1153
00:46:26,010 --> 00:46:29,110
He'll probably have another drink and pass out.

1154
00:46:30,170 --> 00:46:32,190
Or come back more belligerent.

1155
00:46:32,190 --> 00:46:34,220
You should stay here.

1156
00:46:35,290 --> 00:46:37,330
Take my bed. I'll sleep on the couch.

1157
00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:41,420
I can't make you sleep on the couch in your own home.

1158
00:46:41,420 --> 00:46:43,480
You're not making me.

1159
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:45,630
No.

1160
00:46:45,630 --> 00:46:46,650
No.

1161
00:46:47,730 --> 00:46:49,810
I've bothered you enough.

1162
00:46:50,830 --> 00:46:52,920
It is sweet of you to offer, though.

1163
00:46:53,970 --> 00:46:55,990
I suppose we could

1164
00:46:55,990 --> 00:46:58,030
share the bed.

1165
00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:02,180
You know, like we planned.

1166
00:47:03,230 --> 00:47:05,250
Are you sure you're okay with that?

1167
00:47:06,340 --> 00:47:07,380
Yeah.

1168
00:47:07,380 --> 00:47:09,440
I was before. Why wouldn't I be now?

1169
00:47:27,900 --> 00:47:29,960
(bed rustling)

1170
00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:40,230
(click)

1171
00:47:50,550 --> 00:47:51,580
Good night, Rachel.

1172
00:47:53,670 --> 00:47:54,710
Good night, Jacob.

1173
00:48:01,850 --> 00:48:02,960
Oh.

1174
00:48:03,980 --> 00:48:05,020
What?

1175
00:48:06,090 --> 00:48:08,100
There's something in your hair.

1176
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:10,160
Did I get it?

1177
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:11,210
No.

1178
00:48:11,210 --> 00:48:12,240
What is it?

1179
00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:13,280
I don't know.

1180
00:48:15,370 --> 00:48:16,390
Can I?

1181
00:48:18,450 --> 00:48:19,490
Sure.

1182
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:43,870
(kissing)

1183
00:48:57,090 --> 00:48:58,130
Rachel...

1184
00:48:58,130 --> 00:49:00,180
I am so sorry.

1185
00:49:00,180 --> 00:49:02,210
I don't know what came over me.

1186
00:49:02,210 --> 00:49:03,270
I'll go.

1187
00:49:05,370 --> 00:49:06,440
Wait.

1188
00:49:17,730 --> 00:49:19,760
Um...

1189
00:49:21,830 --> 00:49:23,900
Promise me no more touching. No more talking.

1190
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,120
I promise.

1191
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:41,390
(choir music)

1192
00:50:33,970 --> 00:50:35,030
How'd you sleep?

1193
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:39,230
Quite well.

1194
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,440
Don't let Mrs. Jenkins see you, okay?

1195
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,500
She won't. She watches TV all morning.

1196
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,600
Don't let any of the other neighbors see you, either.

1197
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:53,650
Right.

1198
00:50:53,650 --> 00:50:55,710
Wouldn't want them being too proud of you.

1199
00:50:56,770 --> 00:50:58,830
Be ready at six tonight, okay?

1200
00:50:58,830 --> 00:50:59,910
Looking forward to it.

1201
00:51:17,430 --> 00:51:19,460
Would you like some coffee?

1202
00:51:19,460 --> 00:51:20,520
Sure.

1203
00:51:23,610 --> 00:51:25,650
(door shuts)

1204
00:51:31,820 --> 00:51:33,850
So what brings you by?

1205
00:51:34,910 --> 00:51:36,960
There was something that I wanted to discuss.

1206
00:51:38,030 --> 00:51:41,090
But now it seems we have to discuss something else.

1207
00:51:41,090 --> 00:51:43,150
It's not what it looks like.

1208
00:51:43,150 --> 00:51:46,200
Are you gonna try and tell me she didn't spend the night?

1209
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:47,270
Nothing happened.

1210
00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:48,310
Oh.

1211
00:51:48,310 --> 00:51:50,350
Did she sleep on the couch?

1212
00:51:50,350 --> 00:51:53,410
With no blankets or sheets?

1213
00:51:53,410 --> 00:51:55,420
We did not have sex. I swear.

1214
00:51:55,420 --> 00:51:57,520
Well, Jacob.

1215
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:59,610
This does change my opinion of you.

1216
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:02,690
I know we all sin from time to time. But this?

1217
00:52:02,690 --> 00:52:03,710
Leah, listen to me...

1218
00:52:03,710 --> 00:52:05,760
You know, I cam here to apologize.

1219
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:07,800
My uncle was upset with me

1220
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,850
and said not to come to the dinner.

1221
00:52:09,850 --> 00:52:11,890
So I thought if I asked forgiveness

1222
00:52:11,890 --> 00:52:13,930
you could tell him it was resolved

1223
00:52:13,930 --> 00:52:16,000
and we'd all have a good time.

1224
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,050
I don't think I want your forgiveness now.

1225
00:52:18,050 --> 00:52:20,080
I don't think I need it.

1226
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:22,130
Okay, I can see why you are upset.

1227
00:52:22,130 --> 00:52:24,220
Which is why you need to speak with Rachel right now.

1228
00:52:24,220 --> 00:52:25,300
She can confirm everything.

1229
00:52:25,300 --> 00:52:26,330
And then

1230
00:52:26,330 --> 00:52:28,390
You don't have to be upset anymore.

1231
00:52:29,410 --> 00:52:30,460
Oh.

1232
00:52:30,460 --> 00:52:32,520
So it's me you're concerned about?

1233
00:52:34,540 --> 00:52:36,610
You're the one with something to lose.

1234
00:52:36,610 --> 00:52:38,640
If I tell my uncle about this

1235
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:40,670
he'll fire you.

1236
00:52:40,670 --> 00:52:41,740
I don't doubt it.

1237
00:52:41,740 --> 00:52:43,790
It would be hard to continue in ministry after that.

1238
00:52:43,790 --> 00:52:45,820
I could go back to Uganda.

1239
00:52:45,820 --> 00:52:47,870
But it's not what you want, is it?

1240
00:52:47,870 --> 00:52:49,930
I wouldn't have come back if it was.

1241
00:52:51,990 --> 00:52:54,040
Well, I can keep this from my uncle.

1242
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:59,230
If you'll give something in return.

1243
00:53:00,290 --> 00:53:01,340
What?

1244
00:53:01,340 --> 00:53:02,360
Dump the harlot.

1245
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:04,410
Don't you dare call her that.

1246
00:53:04,410 --> 00:53:06,700
Dump her and take me to the dinner instead.

1247
00:53:07,750 --> 00:53:09,790
You want to meet Dr. Callahan that bad?

1248
00:53:09,790 --> 00:53:11,840
I could care less about him.

1249
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,890
Then why do you want to be there?

1250
00:53:13,890 --> 00:53:14,940
Everybody knows we're not dating.

1251
00:53:14,940 --> 00:53:18,010
And this is the perfect opportunity to show them otherwise.

1252
00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:24,160
I thought your opinion of me had changed.

1253
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,200
It has.

1254
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,230
But we need each other.

1255
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:33,350
The only thing more pathetic than a single pastor is a single church lady.

1256
00:53:34,410 --> 00:53:36,470
I'll be ready at 6.

1257
00:53:37,530 --> 00:53:39,630
If I don't see you I talk to my uncle.

1258
00:53:43,690 --> 00:53:45,750
Look on the bright side, Jacob.

1259
00:53:46,790 --> 00:53:49,850
Time with a godly woman will be good for you.

1260
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:52,970
(door opens)

1261
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:09,390
That woman you saw was Leah.

1262
00:54:09,390 --> 00:54:12,420
And she thinks what I thought someone would think.

1263
00:54:12,420 --> 00:54:14,450
I had no way of knowing she was there.

1264
00:54:14,450 --> 00:54:16,480
I know. This is all my fault.

1265
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:19,340
So what now?

1266
00:54:19,340 --> 00:54:21,360
She'll keep quiet.

1267
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,390
If I take her to the dinner instead of you.

1268
00:54:24,460 --> 00:54:25,510
Are you going to?

1269
00:54:28,670 --> 00:54:30,710
I don't see any other way.

1270
00:54:31,750 --> 00:54:32,850
She's awful.

1271
00:54:32,850 --> 00:54:33,900
Hey.

1272
00:54:33,900 --> 00:54:35,970
Don't say that about my wife.

1273
00:54:35,970 --> 00:54:37,020
You're overreacting.

1274
00:54:37,020 --> 00:54:40,060
You don't have to marry her. You don't even have to go to the dinner.

1275
00:54:40,060 --> 00:54:42,130
If I don't go, Pastor Campbell will want to know why.

1276
00:54:42,130 --> 00:54:44,170
If I tell him, he's upset.

1277
00:54:44,170 --> 00:54:46,240
If I don't tell him, he's upset.

1278
00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:48,300
I have to go.

1279
00:54:48,300 --> 00:54:50,350
Won't he wonder why you're suddenly with Leah?

1280
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:54,420
I'll tell him she said something that had an effect on me.

1281
00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:57,510
Jacob, there's something you're forgetting.

1282
00:54:59,580 --> 00:55:01,630
We did not have sex last night.

1283
00:55:01,630 --> 00:55:04,680
So why are you so afraid of someone saying we did?

1284
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:06,750
It's her word against mine.

1285
00:55:06,750 --> 00:55:08,790
They'll believe her.

1286
00:55:10,810 --> 00:55:12,880
Well, then

1287
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:14,930
I think you should go to the dinner.

1288
00:55:16,970 --> 00:55:18,030
Thank you for understanding.

1289
00:55:18,030 --> 00:55:19,180
I think you should go with me.

1290
00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:23,310
Let Leah tell them what she thinks and we'll convince them otherwise.

1291
00:55:23,310 --> 00:55:24,370
How?

1292
00:55:24,370 --> 00:55:25,430
I don't know.

1293
00:55:25,430 --> 00:55:26,480
But it's the truth.

1294
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:27,500
There has to be a way.

1295
00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:29,530
They'll question my motives.

1296
00:55:29,530 --> 00:55:31,540
We'll have an answer for that, too.

1297
00:55:32,620 --> 00:55:34,660
No. Look, none of this is your fault.

1298
00:55:34,660 --> 00:55:35,690
You don't have to help me.

1299
00:55:35,690 --> 00:55:36,740
I know.

1300
00:55:37,780 --> 00:55:39,810
But I want to.

1301
00:55:42,970 --> 00:55:45,010
They need to see what I've seen.

1302
00:55:51,210 --> 00:55:55,290
(epic music)

1303
00:56:02,430 --> 00:56:03,550
(door unlatches)

1304
00:56:12,050 --> 00:56:13,100
Jacob. Welcome!

1305
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:16,230
You remember my wife, Clara?

1306
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:18,410
Hello.

1307
00:56:18,410 --> 00:56:19,450
This is Rachel.

1308
00:56:19,450 --> 00:56:21,480
So nice to meet you. I've heard so much about you.

1309
00:56:22,510 --> 00:56:23,590
This is Rachel.

1310
00:56:23,590 --> 00:56:25,590
Is that the best you can do for an introduction?

1311
00:56:25,590 --> 00:56:27,630
Women like it when you tell the world who they are!

1312
00:56:27,630 --> 00:56:29,670
Don't they, my love.

1313
00:56:29,670 --> 00:56:30,710
Well, come in.

1314
00:56:30,710 --> 00:56:31,760
Have some tea.

1315
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:33,770
We're still waiting for the man of the hour to arrive.

1316
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:37,860
Maybe she hasn't told him yet?

1317
00:56:38,910 --> 00:56:41,200
Either way, you have nothing to hide.

1318
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:46,290
Hello? Is this Pastor Campbell's house?

1319
00:56:46,290 --> 00:56:48,350
Dr. Callahan! Welcome!

1320
00:56:50,410 --> 00:56:51,440
Showtime.

1321
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,490
Always good to see you, Pastor Campbell.

1322
00:56:53,490 --> 00:56:55,510
Oh, please. Call me Tom.

1323
00:56:55,510 --> 00:56:57,580
You've come alone?

1324
00:56:57,580 --> 00:56:58,600
Oh, yes.

1325
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:00,650
Nancy only accompanies me to the sunny states.

1326
00:57:00,650 --> 00:57:01,680
Oh, I see.

1327
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:03,750
This is my wife, Clara.

1328
00:57:03,750 --> 00:57:05,780
Who, like yours, thinks there are better states than Washington.

1329
00:57:05,780 --> 00:57:07,810
And this is our newest member of staff

1330
00:57:07,810 --> 00:57:10,850
Associate Pastor Jacob Nelson.

1331
00:57:10,850 --> 00:57:11,920
And this is his...

1332
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:12,980
Well, I'll let him introduce her

1333
00:57:12,980 --> 00:57:15,050
I can introduce myself, thanks.

1334
00:57:15,050 --> 00:57:17,110
I'm Rachel. And I'm with him.

1335
00:57:17,110 --> 00:57:19,150
Dr. Callahan it is just so nice to meet you.

1336
00:57:19,150 --> 00:57:23,230
Your commentary on 1 Corinthians 7 was instrumental when writing my thesis.

1337
00:57:23,230 --> 00:57:24,290
Thank you.

1338
00:57:24,290 --> 00:57:26,340
I actually had some questions

1339
00:57:26,340 --> 00:57:28,400
about your analysis of verse 14.

1340
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,490
Well I didn't bring my notes but I can try.

1341
00:57:30,490 --> 00:57:32,580
No pressure, of course.

1342
00:57:32,580 --> 00:57:34,620
We've asked you here to talk. Not to lecture.

1343
00:57:40,730 --> 00:57:42,780
Excuse me a moment.

1344
00:57:43,910 --> 00:57:45,940
So, verse 14.

1345
00:57:45,940 --> 00:57:47,990
Do you still hold that the sanctification referenced

1346
00:57:47,990 --> 00:57:51,030
is different from the sanctification in 2 Timothy 2:21?

1347
00:57:51,030 --> 00:57:53,090
Hmm. You have a great memory.

1348
00:57:53,090 --> 00:57:55,130
Much better than mine.

1349
00:57:55,130 --> 00:57:57,150
I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.

1350
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:00,260
If I could hold all my thoughts in my head

1351
00:58:00,260 --> 00:58:02,290
I wouldn't have to write them down in a book, would I?

1352
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,440
Now, how long have you two been together?

1353
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:16,740
Thank you for this food and time of fellowship.

1354
00:58:16,740 --> 00:58:18,770
This we pray in the name of Jesus.

1355
00:58:18,770 --> 00:58:19,830
Amen.

1356
00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:20,860
Amen.

1357
00:58:27,910 --> 00:58:31,000
Dr. Callahan, I saw your new book is on the best seller's list.

1358
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,030
Congratulations.

1359
00:58:32,030 --> 00:58:33,060
Thank you.

1360
00:58:33,060 --> 00:58:34,140
Oh yes.

1361
00:58:34,140 --> 00:58:36,190
I meant to congratulate you on that as well.

1362
00:58:36,190 --> 00:58:37,240
Thanks.

1363
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:40,310
That's the third time I've been on the list since they tripled its length.

1364
00:58:40,310 --> 00:58:42,350
Well, it's still an accomplishment.

1365
00:58:42,350 --> 00:58:44,430
I only feel I've accomplished something if

1366
00:58:44,430 --> 00:58:47,490
the people who read the book are drawn closer to God.

1367
00:58:47,490 --> 00:58:48,560
And how are the numbers on that?

1368
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:50,610
A few that I have heard from.

1369
00:58:51,630 --> 00:58:53,700
And hopefully many more that I haven't.

1370
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:56,760
Who has a question about marriage

1371
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:58,860
for Dr. Callahan?

1372
00:58:59,890 --> 00:59:00,920
Oh, come on.

1373
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:02,990
With all the years of experience at the table

1374
00:59:02,990 --> 00:59:05,070
somebody must have something?

1375
00:59:06,150 --> 00:59:07,180
It doesn't have to be a question.

1376
00:59:07,180 --> 00:59:09,250
I'm open to advice as well.

1377
00:59:10,270 --> 00:59:11,350
I have a question.

1378
00:59:11,350 --> 00:59:13,410
Sure, Leah. Why not?

1379
00:59:13,410 --> 00:59:15,460
Someone with zero marriage experience.

1380
00:59:16,530 --> 00:59:18,590
My question isn't for Dr. Callahan.

1381
00:59:18,590 --> 00:59:20,660
It's for Jacob.

1382
00:59:22,700 --> 00:59:25,760
You have a critically acclaimed author here.

1383
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:29,810
Are you sure whatever you have to ask me that now is the best time?

1384
00:59:29,810 --> 00:59:30,840
Yes.

1385
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:31,900
Because I think he'll want to hear it.

1386
00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:33,920
Dr. Callahan.

1387
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,980
Since you're considering us for the Marriage Coalition

1388
00:59:36,980 --> 00:59:40,040
I think you'd be interested in the character of our pastors.

1389
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:42,110
Which is why

1390
00:59:42,110 --> 00:59:44,140
I want to ask you, Jacob

1391
00:59:44,140 --> 00:59:46,190
why you and Rachel slept together last night?

1392
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:51,340
Leah! What a thing to say.

1393
00:59:51,340 --> 00:59:52,420
It's the truth.

1394
00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:55,440
And I love the church too much to pretend that I don't know it.

1395
00:59:56,490 --> 00:59:57,550
Well?

1396
00:59:57,550 --> 01:00:00,610
We did not have sex.

1397
01:00:00,610 --> 01:00:03,640
However, a certain set of circumstances caused us

1398
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:06,680
to sleep in the same bed last night.

1399
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:08,700
Okay, then. We'll discuss this another time.

1400
01:00:08,700 --> 01:00:10,750
I think that's a mistake.

1401
01:00:10,750 --> 01:00:12,800
Now that the issue has come up

1402
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:16,860
I'm sure that it would give Dr. Callahan peace of mind to see it dealt with.

1403
01:00:16,860 --> 01:00:19,980
Actually, I'd be happy to have all of you handle this internally.

1404
01:00:19,980 --> 01:00:22,010
Wise man. Moving on, then.

1405
01:00:22,010 --> 01:00:24,050
Does that mean you've already decided?

1406
01:00:24,050 --> 01:00:25,110
Jacob, drop it.

1407
01:00:25,110 --> 01:00:28,180
Because there is a perfectly reasonable explanation.

1408
01:00:28,180 --> 01:00:30,220
Where are we? Whose table are we at?

1409
01:00:30,220 --> 01:00:32,290
Kindly respect my wishes

1410
01:00:32,290 --> 01:00:33,360
and drop it.

1411
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:36,410
Pastor Campbell, my character is under attack and I must defend it.

1412
01:00:36,410 --> 01:00:38,480
So you shall. Tomorrow.

1413
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:40,530
Tomorrow Dr. Callahan will be gone.

1414
01:00:40,530 --> 01:00:42,590
And I agree with Leah that he will want to hear this.

1415
01:00:42,590 --> 01:00:45,640
And I agree with him that we should deal with it without him.

1416
01:00:47,700 --> 01:00:49,750
Pastor Campbell. Dr. Callahan, please.

1417
01:00:49,750 --> 01:00:51,800
This is all my fault.

1418
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:53,840
Jacob did not want to sleep with me.

1419
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:55,870
But he did it because I asked him to.

1420
01:00:57,970 --> 01:01:00,020
Aren't you curious why?

1421
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:04,110
Okay, then.

1422
01:01:04,110 --> 01:01:06,150
For the record, I have no idea what's going on.

1423
01:01:06,150 --> 01:01:08,200
It'll all make sense.

1424
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:09,250
You see...

1425
01:01:09,250 --> 01:01:10,280
Wait. Can I tell them?

1426
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,360
We decided that if it came up I would explain.

1427
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:14,410
I know.

1428
01:01:14,410 --> 01:01:18,440
But I'm feeling something in my spirit now and I think it would be better if it came from me.

1429
01:01:22,500 --> 01:01:23,560
Okay.

1430
01:01:25,630 --> 01:01:27,680
Before Jacob and I knew each other

1431
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:30,730
I had sex with many men.

1432
01:01:30,730 --> 01:01:33,800
It was the only way I knew.

1433
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:36,860
I assumed it was only a matter of time before Jacob and I did it, too.

1434
01:01:38,900 --> 01:01:40,920
But he was different.

1435
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:43,020
He said no to temptation.

1436
01:01:44,060 --> 01:01:46,160
So I tried to break him.

1437
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:49,180
I didn't want to believe that type of character was possible.

1438
01:01:49,180 --> 01:01:52,220
Because it would mean that I had failed.

1439
01:01:52,220 --> 01:01:54,260
But he was strong.

1440
01:01:54,260 --> 01:01:56,340
And I began to see why.

1441
01:01:57,390 --> 01:01:58,430
It was his faith.

1442
01:01:58,430 --> 01:02:00,540
I wanted faith like that.

1443
01:02:00,540 --> 01:02:02,600
And I'm happy to say

1444
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:04,640
that I have repented of my sin

1445
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:07,680
and accepted Jesus Christ as my savior.

1446
01:02:08,750 --> 01:02:10,800
All because of Jacob.

1447
01:02:14,890 --> 01:02:16,930
Great story.

1448
01:02:16,930 --> 01:02:18,980
That in no way explains why you slept with him last night.

1449
01:02:18,980 --> 01:02:21,010
I have a stalker.

1450
01:02:21,010 --> 01:02:23,050
I didn't feel safe alone.

1451
01:02:23,050 --> 01:02:25,090
So I asked Jacob to sleep with me.

1452
01:02:25,090 --> 01:02:27,120
He wanted to stay on the couch but I needed him closer.

1453
01:02:28,150 --> 01:02:29,200
Have you ever had a stalker?

1454
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:32,330
It's awful.

1455
01:02:32,330 --> 01:02:34,370
I was desperate to feel safe again.

1456
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:38,470
Thankfully there was Jacob.

1457
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:42,590
Well, I'm glad we got that cleared up.

1458
01:02:42,590 --> 01:02:44,600
Aren't you, Leah?

1459
01:02:52,810 --> 01:02:54,820
(church music)

1460
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:03,150
(music fades)

1461
01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:07,300
Jacob

1462
01:03:07,300 --> 01:03:09,390
There's someone at the door asking to see you.

1463
01:03:10,430 --> 01:03:11,480
Oh.

1464
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:15,550
Excuse me a second.

1465
01:03:16,610 --> 01:03:18,690
Are you expecting anyone?

1466
01:03:21,790 --> 01:03:22,880
What's up, dude?

1467
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:24,900
Nice play last night.

1468
01:03:24,900 --> 01:03:26,960
You actually had me going for awhile.

1469
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:28,990
What are you doing here?

1470
01:03:28,990 --> 01:03:30,040
Came for my girl.

1471
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:31,080
She doesn't want to see you.

1472
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:32,120
She doesn't get off that easy.

1473
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:33,150
I'll always find her.

1474
01:03:33,150 --> 01:03:35,220
You'll always find her with me.

1475
01:03:35,220 --> 01:03:36,280
Good.

1476
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:38,320
You're easy to track and not that much of a threat.

1477
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:40,390
Don't be so sure.

1478
01:03:40,390 --> 01:03:41,440
I can be awful protective.

1479
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:43,500
You're not gonna protect her.

1480
01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:44,560
You're gonna send her out here to me

1481
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:46,610
and never talk to her again.

1482
01:03:46,610 --> 01:03:48,650
Cause if you don't

1483
01:03:48,650 --> 01:03:50,690
I'll tell all your friends in there that you've been sleeping with my wife.

1484
01:03:52,730 --> 01:03:53,770
What?

1485
01:03:53,770 --> 01:03:55,880
She didn't tell you, did she?

1486
01:03:56,950 --> 01:03:59,000
See that was the one piece of the puzzle I couldn't figure.

1487
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,020
Why would you take her out in public?

1488
01:04:01,020 --> 01:04:03,070
And then I realized

1489
01:04:03,070 --> 01:04:05,100
you don't know she's married.

1490
01:04:05,100 --> 01:04:06,140
You're just saying this to get what you want.

1491
01:04:06,140 --> 01:04:08,170
Doesn't mean it's not true.

1492
01:04:08,170 --> 01:04:11,200
Look, just send her on out here and you can go back to your little tea party.

1493
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:12,270
You could have said all this before.

1494
01:04:12,270 --> 01:04:13,310
You're just trying to force my hand.

1495
01:04:13,310 --> 01:04:15,340
Right on both counts.

1496
01:04:15,340 --> 01:04:17,360
But if we're not married then

1497
01:04:18,410 --> 01:04:20,560
Why is she trying to divorce me?

1498
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:22,620
I want to see her.

1499
01:04:22,620 --> 01:04:22,660
Now.

1500
01:04:32,980 --> 01:04:34,030
It's Phil.

1501
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:37,090
I'll slip out and talk to him.

1502
01:04:37,090 --> 01:04:39,130
They're on your side now. You can take it from here.

1503
01:04:39,130 --> 01:04:41,170
Rachel...

1504
01:04:41,170 --> 01:04:43,180
Is it true?

1505
01:04:44,250 --> 01:04:46,270
Are you and Phil married?

1506
01:04:49,380 --> 01:04:51,400
On paper. Yes.

1507
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:52,450
What does it matter?

1508
01:04:52,450 --> 01:04:54,490
I've already been with other people.

1509
01:04:54,490 --> 01:04:56,550
Yes, and I'm one of them.

1510
01:04:57,590 --> 01:04:58,640
How could you do this?

1511
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:00,690
I never said I wasn't married.

1512
01:05:00,690 --> 01:05:02,750
Still, you deceived me.

1513
01:05:03,810 --> 01:05:05,860
How is that any different from what you're doing right now?

1514
01:05:05,860 --> 01:05:07,910
You knew they wouldn't accept you if they knew the full story.

1515
01:05:07,910 --> 01:05:09,990
So you found a way around it.

1516
01:05:09,990 --> 01:05:12,010
It's just how we get by.

1517
01:05:27,380 --> 01:05:28,420
So now what?

1518
01:05:29,460 --> 01:05:31,490
I'll deal with Phil.

1519
01:05:31,490 --> 01:05:33,530
You stay and keep impressing them.

1520
01:05:36,710 --> 01:05:39,770
I'll need to explain your absence.

1521
01:05:39,770 --> 01:05:41,810
Leave it to me.

1522
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:52,920
(haunting music)

1523
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:10,390
Well everyone I have to get going.

1524
01:06:10,390 --> 01:06:11,470
What? Why?

1525
01:06:11,470 --> 01:06:13,490
You're never gonna believe this, but...

1526
01:06:13,490 --> 01:06:14,550
Wait.

1527
01:06:16,660 --> 01:06:17,700
Let me tell them.

1528
01:06:24,110 --> 01:06:26,180
I've been

1529
01:06:26,180 --> 01:06:27,220
lying.

1530
01:06:28,260 --> 01:06:29,310
To all of you.

1531
01:06:30,350 --> 01:06:31,430
Rachel and I aren't dating.

1532
01:06:31,430 --> 01:06:33,450
She's just doing me a favor.

1533
01:06:33,450 --> 01:06:36,540
So I could have a seat at the table.

1534
01:06:37,580 --> 01:06:39,670
Which is all I wanted.

1535
01:06:39,670 --> 01:06:41,730
But I shouldn't have lied.

1536
01:06:42,770 --> 01:06:43,810
Jacob, now is not the time...

1537
01:06:43,810 --> 01:06:44,850
You'll have my resignation letter

1538
01:06:44,850 --> 01:06:45,900
in the morning.

1539
01:06:54,380 --> 01:06:56,410
It was nice meeting you, Dr. Callahan.

1540
01:06:56,410 --> 01:06:58,440
I do admire your work.

1541
01:07:14,910 --> 01:07:16,980
(choir music)

1542
01:08:14,100 --> 01:08:16,170
Are you hiding from me?

1543
01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:22,270
No, I just

1544
01:08:23,310 --> 01:08:24,320
I come out here to think.

1545
01:08:25,370 --> 01:08:28,430
Oh, so all the times we talked before you weren't thinking?

1546
01:08:35,650 --> 01:08:38,670
I should probably tell you that I'm moving.

1547
01:08:39,710 --> 01:08:40,770
Today.

1548
01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:44,900
To get away from Phil or me?

1549
01:08:48,010 --> 01:08:49,080
I haven't decided.

1550
01:08:53,380 --> 01:08:55,420
Did he apologize?

1551
01:08:55,420 --> 01:08:57,460
For what?

1552
01:08:59,480 --> 01:09:01,520
Whatever he did to make you want to leave him.

1553
01:09:04,620 --> 01:09:05,660
No.

1554
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:09,760
I cheated on him.

1555
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:11,790
The only thing he did wrong was bore me.

1556
01:09:14,950 --> 01:09:17,040
But he still wants you back.

1557
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:21,200
He says if I come home all is forgiven.

1558
01:09:23,270 --> 01:09:25,330
Sounds like a good deal.

1559
01:09:26,350 --> 01:09:27,410
Sounds boring.

1560
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:32,590
Did you mean it?

1561
01:09:33,620 --> 01:09:34,650
Last night when you said you had repented?

1562
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:39,870
What's it matter now?

1563
01:09:41,930 --> 01:09:43,980
This may come as a shock to you but

1564
01:09:43,980 --> 01:09:46,030
I actually believe what I'm trying to preach.

1565
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:50,120
We all need the Lord.

1566
01:09:51,190 --> 01:09:53,270
If you remember anything about me I hope you'll remember that.

1567
01:09:53,270 --> 01:09:57,290
I'll remember you threw your life away just to prove I couldn't break you.

1568
01:09:57,290 --> 01:10:00,360
Oh, you broke me a long time before last night.

1569
01:10:02,380 --> 01:10:04,420
Then why are you smiling?

1570
01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:07,520
That's what repentance does.

1571
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:09,560
Changes you.

1572
01:10:13,660 --> 01:10:15,700
So what now for you?

1573
01:10:16,740 --> 01:10:17,790
Back to Uganda.

1574
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:20,870
It's not like home, but

1575
01:10:20,870 --> 01:10:22,900
neither is home anymore.

1576
01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:26,010
And I have what I want there.

1577
01:10:26,010 --> 01:10:28,050
They treat me like a real pastor.

1578
01:10:30,110 --> 01:10:33,230
Well, for what it's worth, you were always a real pastor to me.

1579
01:10:40,410 --> 01:10:42,440
I should get going.

1580
01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:45,470
I'd give you a hug but I know how you are about touching.

1581
01:10:50,570 --> 01:10:52,620
Goodbye.

1582
01:10:53,650 --> 01:10:54,680
Goodbye.

1583
01:10:59,780 --> 01:11:01,810
Rachel...

1584
01:11:36,290 --> 01:11:37,360
Hello, Jacob.

1585
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:38,420
Pastor Campbell.

1586
01:11:38,420 --> 01:11:39,440
Got your letter.

1587
01:11:41,580 --> 01:11:43,620
I sent one to the elders as well.

1588
01:11:44,650 --> 01:11:46,690
Following church policy even to the end.

1589
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:50,830
Why did you want to work here?

1590
01:11:52,910 --> 01:11:54,940
I wanted to be a pastor.

1591
01:11:54,940 --> 01:11:56,990
But why here? At my church?

1592
01:11:56,990 --> 01:11:59,050
When you clearly don't like me.

1593
01:12:02,150 --> 01:12:04,180
People I like are hard to come by.

1594
01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:06,300
That's true of all of us.

1595
01:12:06,300 --> 01:12:07,390
Sinners that we are.

1596
01:12:07,390 --> 01:12:09,440
But why my particular church of sinners?

1597
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:13,570
I thought you wanted me.

1598
01:12:17,660 --> 01:12:19,710
Dr. Callahan isn't gonna work with us.

1599
01:12:19,710 --> 01:12:21,790
Just so you know.

1600
01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:23,890
I'm sorry.

1601
01:12:23,890 --> 01:12:24,940
Don't be.

1602
01:12:24,940 --> 01:12:26,980
You were the only one he liked.

1603
01:12:26,980 --> 01:12:29,100
He described your confession as

1604
01:12:29,100 --> 01:12:32,150
the only point all evening

1605
01:12:32,150 --> 01:12:35,230
when he knew someone was being honest.

1606
01:12:35,230 --> 01:12:38,280
And he recommended I follow your example.

1607
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:41,370
That is humbling to hear.

1608
01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:43,510
Yes it was.

1609
01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:49,630
Well...

1610
01:12:49,630 --> 01:12:51,670
this is it.

1611
01:12:57,810 --> 01:12:59,840
I wish you all the best.

1612
01:13:07,020 --> 01:13:08,170
Jacob...

1613
01:13:12,310 --> 01:13:14,390
Would you consider staying on?

1614
01:13:15,460 --> 01:13:17,480
Why? So you can win over Dr. Callahan?

1615
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,550
Oh, no.

1616
01:13:19,550 --> 01:13:20,590
That ship has sailed.

1617
01:13:20,590 --> 01:13:22,670
But there's still a chance I can follow his advice.

1618
01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:24,820
I want to see you ordained.

1619
01:13:25,900 --> 01:13:27,940
I wasn't holding back because you're single.

1620
01:13:27,940 --> 01:13:28,970
I was single when I was ordained.

1621
01:13:28,970 --> 01:13:32,020
I wanted to be sure that you believe in what we do here.

1622
01:13:32,020 --> 01:13:35,060
Or what we try to do, anyway.

1623
01:13:35,060 --> 01:13:38,160
Sorry it took such an embarrassing spectacle to prove it.

1624
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:39,250
Don't be embarrassed.

1625
01:13:39,250 --> 01:13:42,290
Confessing sin shows the need for the very Savior we proclaim.

1626
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:46,410
I just wish it didn't sting so bad but there seems to be no avoiding it.

1627
01:13:49,430 --> 01:13:52,470
Would I get to preach in the main service?

1628
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:55,530
Every once in awhile, sure.

1629
01:13:55,530 --> 01:13:58,590
And if you show me more respect than you have in the past

1630
01:13:58,590 --> 01:14:00,620
I could do the same for you.

1631
01:14:03,710 --> 01:14:05,740
There is one more thing you should know.

1632
01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:09,920
I have no desire to date your niece.

1633
01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:10,950
(chuckles)

1634
01:14:10,950 --> 01:14:12,000
Fair enough.

1635
01:14:14,140 --> 01:14:16,180
Well, can I count you in?

1636
01:14:16,180 --> 01:14:18,250
Of course.

1637
01:14:19,330 --> 01:14:21,400
Otherwise I'd be a hypocrite.

1638
01:14:27,580 --> 01:14:29,590
(soft music)