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煥然一新髮廊

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親愛的，別弄了

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妳是在緊張嗎？

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有一點，學校超大的

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前幾天難免會有點怕

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我們都會好好的啦

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我們可是一對摩登正妹

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天啊，我怎麼會是妳女兒？

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嘿

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需要幫忙嗎？

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好啊，也許吧

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昨晚沒充好電，電力很弱

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我來，等等

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我幫妳

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妳要去哪裡？

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推一下應該就可以了

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好喔

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謝謝妳對我這麼好

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妳真是我的救星

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妳也是

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“妳也是”？

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妳是艾瑞卡，我是史都

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我們是同事囉

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幸會了，史都

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第一天上班如何？

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比妳夢想的更讚嗎？

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絕對比坐辦公室好

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管他的

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好吧

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愛妳的翹臀！大擁抱！

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妳有個翹臀

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我今早看到的，我觀察力超棒

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我並不是蕾絲邊

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妳是新來的

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在二月的週五冒出來，超怪的

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軍人家庭？

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不是

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嗯，我是瑪姬

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今天第一天來，我是轉學生

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爛透了

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我去年轉來，我懂

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史蒂芬妮，明天的派對還收人嗎？

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–當然
–酷

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想要的話一起來

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–海莉
–對

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謝了，我要跟我媽去音樂節

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好吧

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靠，大家都超想這麼受歡迎

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好吧

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祝妳跟妳媽和那堆老人玩得開心

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可惡

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可惡…

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可惡

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怎麼了？

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沒事啦

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我得趕去幫人代班

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音樂節怎麼辦？

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我也沒辦法，親愛的

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誰叫我是菜鳥

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我們家需要錢，所以囉

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我做了煎餅給妳吃

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走囉，晚點傳訊息給妳，好嗎？

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掰

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瑪姬要去派對囉…

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上車，快…

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–她是瑪姬，認識一下
–嗨

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妳好嗎，瑪姬？

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–妳可能知道我，我是達雷
–好的

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他是安迪，這個同志是查斯

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我超直的好嗎？

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–超像同志的
–我愛女生

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寶貝，快說，說我愛女生

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派對沒了，史蒂芬妮她媽超爛

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我們就開車晃晃找酒喝

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–酷嗎？
–酷喲

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–妳確定？
–超酷的

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–好耶
–出發！

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去喝個爛醉吧！

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先生，麻煩你⋯

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好吧，不行

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他看起來快吐了

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那傢伙老是那樣

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抽一口？

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棉花糖口味喔

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不了，謝謝

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–妳不抽電子菸？
–不抽

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拜託，妳是高中生

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可以狂抽菸，25歲再戒

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不會怎麼樣

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來囉

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–先生，麻煩你⋯
–滾開，小鬼

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他太遜了

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真是夠了，根本是種族歧視

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換妳去

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我不行，店員認識我繼父

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我投瑪姬一票

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她剛搬來，沒人認識她

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而且妳一副緝毒警察樣，讓我害怕

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條子來就哭，他們會放過妳

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條子從沒放過我

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那當然，條子知道妳很壞

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達雷

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–嗨，不好意思，麻煩⋯
–滾啦

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–拜託
–自信一點

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今天有什麼好東西？快點

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今天不行，來，乖狗狗

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來吧

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再跑一圈

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來吧

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不好意思

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–什麼事？
–嗨

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妳能不能幫我和朋友買酒？

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我有錢

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沒興趣，走吧

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我知道有點怪，拜託？

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妳想坐牢嗎？

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聽起來好玩嗎？

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–安迪，我們走吧？
–好，走吧

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不好意思

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霍金斯保全

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好吧

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我知道是怎麼回事了

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男生派女生出來幹壞事

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小屁孩，大媽在你們這年紀也這樣

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我們很抱歉

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可以幫這個小忙嗎？

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萬一你們酒駕出車禍我會很內疚

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我開車，我不喝酒

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我們只會去廢墟那喝一點，我保證

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我知道那地方

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真是夠了

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大媽小時候也常去那鬼混

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真是的

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–狗牽好
–太好了！

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別跟來

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不會

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–嗨，山姆
–嘿，蘇安

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你們知道狗咬死的人比鯊魚多吧？

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你真會說話，達雷，謝了

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好上道的大媽

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好了

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他們沒有撒旦威士忌，我買了餘震酒

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店員說是一樣的東西

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裝作沒這回事，好嗎？

145
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再次多謝了，女士

146
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我做了什麼，親愛的？

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來吧，乖狗狗

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我們走囉

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哥們，那大嬸超喜歡你

150
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真的假的？

151
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她想上你

152
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–快去上她
–不好吧，不太⋯

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好啦，我上她

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嘿

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–嚇死人
–幹嘛

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可惡

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零錢拿去，我又不是流氓

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當然，謝謝…

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開車小心

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安迪霍金斯

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海莉

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瑪姬湯普森

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蘇安，去清狗窩

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賓果

165
00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:05,041
霍金斯保全，歡迎洽詢！

166
00:11:05,124 --> 00:11:07,252
嘿，先幫我買午餐好嗎？

167
00:11:14,801 --> 00:11:16,719
誰先升個火，快點

168
00:11:16,803 --> 00:11:18,221
讓我們喝個爛醉

169
00:11:20,849 --> 00:11:22,725
這地方滿隱密的

170
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超悲哀，全鎮大概只有這裡適合喝酒

171
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妳幾時搬來的？從哪兒？

172
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從聖地亞哥，一個禮拜前吧

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妳應該已經發現這小地方很無聊

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無聊到爆

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抱歉，不說了，妳現在住這兒

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沒那麼糟啦

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00:11:42,078 --> 00:11:44,747
跟別的地方差不多

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以後就不一樣了

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00:11:50,837 --> 00:11:52,297
你們在幹嘛？

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好了，可以了

181
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喂？這是班

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班霍金斯？霍金斯保全？

183
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沒錯，妳是？

184
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,708
你認識的一個年輕人

185
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:32,170
可能正跟朋友在廢墟那喝酒

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可以知道是誰嗎？

187
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安迪

188
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好吧，請問妳哪位？

189
00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:40,595
一隻小小鳥

190
00:12:41,846 --> 00:12:43,348
蘇安？

191
00:12:43,431 --> 00:12:44,849
為什麼這隻狗還沒準備好？

192
00:12:44,933 --> 00:12:45,934
我剛⋯

193
00:12:46,017 --> 00:12:49,479
我今天不想再看到妳，回家，我來弄

194
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我自己來

195
00:12:51,356 --> 00:12:52,982
上班別講手機

196
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坐好

197
00:13:02,742 --> 00:13:04,869
不用⋯夠了

198
00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:08,331
可惡

199
00:13:12,585 --> 00:13:14,712
夠了，別再鬧了

200
00:13:16,089 --> 00:13:18,591
瑪姬⋯

201
00:13:18,675 --> 00:13:21,261
–妳得喝喝看，我超愛
–好

202
00:13:21,344 --> 00:13:22,637
不想喝不一定要喝

203
00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,222
–不會，我想喝
–她非喝不可

204
00:13:24,305 --> 00:13:25,390
好吧

205
00:13:25,473 --> 00:13:27,141
喝一小口

206
00:13:29,644 --> 00:13:30,645
天啊

207
00:13:30,728 --> 00:13:32,480
–很厲害吧
–超烈

208
00:13:32,564 --> 00:13:33,565
很烈

209
00:13:33,648 --> 00:13:34,899
–糟糕
–糟了，條子來了

210
00:13:34,983 --> 00:13:37,026
–安迪，大麻呢？
–在我這

211
00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:38,945
–好，動作快
–藏好！

212
00:13:39,028 --> 00:13:40,780
–要躲嗎？
–不用，瑪姬！

213
00:13:40,864 --> 00:13:42,156
不用？不用躲？

214
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:45,076
不用，妳是女生，他不會對妳怎樣

215
00:13:45,159 --> 00:13:47,579
我要是坐牢我媽會殺了我

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出來

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00:13:50,582 --> 00:13:53,042
我說出來！立刻！馬上！

218
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–好
–你也一樣

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快點，過來

220
00:13:59,841 --> 00:14:01,217
我剛剛接到線報

221
00:14:01,301 --> 00:14:04,345
說有幾個小鬼在廢墟喝酒

222
00:14:06,222 --> 00:14:07,557
小姐，妳有看到什麼人嗎？

223
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:10,560
–警察先生，我們沒⋯
–我問小姐

224
00:14:11,019 --> 00:14:12,979
手臂張開，快點，張開！

225
00:14:13,062 --> 00:14:14,647
後退，往後退

226
00:14:23,948 --> 00:14:25,575
你爸叫我來抓你

227
00:14:30,872 --> 00:14:33,249
我跟你爸高中一起打美式足球

228
00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:35,877
他是個混蛋

229
00:14:37,545 --> 00:14:40,548
所以，我10分鐘後回來

230
00:14:40,632 --> 00:14:43,301
東西全都給我清乾淨，聽到沒？

231
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聽到了

232
00:14:44,469 --> 00:14:45,470
–聽到沒？
–聽到了

233
00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:48,306
東西收一收離開這裡，快點

234
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–回家了嗎？
–有什麼好笑的？

235
00:14:53,144 --> 00:14:56,397
我們差點被槍斃

236
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慘了

237
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嘿

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嘿

239
00:15:10,662 --> 00:15:11,829
妳全身大麻味

240
00:15:12,539 --> 00:15:14,249
我什麼也沒抽

241
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,376
妳跟誰出去？

242
00:15:16,459 --> 00:15:18,461
學校幾個同學，我有留字條

243
00:15:18,545 --> 00:15:20,296
對，妳留字條就表示有鬼

244
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:21,798
幹嘛不直接傳訊息？

245
00:15:21,881 --> 00:15:24,133
我手機沒電

246
00:15:24,217 --> 00:15:25,385
我們只是開車晃晃

247
00:15:25,844 --> 00:15:26,928
妳整個人嗨了

248
00:15:27,011 --> 00:15:28,221
–我什麼也沒抽
–瑪姬

249
00:15:28,304 --> 00:15:30,431
他們邀我出去，我說好

250
00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:31,599
又沒什麼大不了

251
00:15:31,683 --> 00:15:34,519
我才不想掃興，自己不抽叫別人也別抽

252
00:15:34,602 --> 00:15:37,230
妳這什麼態度，給我回來

253
00:15:37,814 --> 00:15:39,774
妳整天工作，憑什麼要我等妳？

254
00:15:39,858 --> 00:15:40,984
這公平嗎？

255
00:15:41,985 --> 00:15:44,612
我很開心妳融入新環境，真的

256
00:15:44,696 --> 00:15:47,282
我希望妳能做出更聰明的選擇

257
00:15:47,365 --> 00:15:50,159
就像妳做出那些超棒的選擇？

258
00:15:53,204 --> 00:15:55,582
沒關係，填這張表就好

259
00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:59,252
嗨，我是艾瑞卡

260
00:15:59,335 --> 00:16:01,796
我送狗狗來打針

261
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,006
這是路易

262
00:16:03,089 --> 00:16:06,009
妳來得正好，艾瑞卡

263
00:16:06,092 --> 00:16:08,845
我上班快遲到了，可以晚點再填嗎？

264
00:16:08,928 --> 00:16:11,389
好呀，在底下簽名，剩下的交給我

265
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:14,851
–謝謝妳
–不客氣

266
00:16:25,528 --> 00:16:26,529
蘇安

267
00:16:28,072 --> 00:16:29,407
蘇安

268
00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:30,992
快接⋯

269
00:16:31,784 --> 00:16:33,161
布魯克獸醫診所你好

270
00:16:33,453 --> 00:16:35,622
麻煩稍等，梅西太太，我去找資料

271
00:16:37,707 --> 00:16:39,501
妳幹嘛不接電話？

272
00:16:42,212 --> 00:16:44,005
抱歉，我偏頭痛

273
00:16:44,088 --> 00:16:46,633
吞顆強效止痛藥，我不管，工作做好

274
00:16:48,384 --> 00:16:49,511
來吧，狗狗

275
00:16:49,594 --> 00:16:50,595
來吧

276
00:16:56,976 --> 00:17:00,480
我在追看約翰休斯的電影，一起看吧

277
00:17:00,563 --> 00:17:02,273
看過《紅粉佳人》嗎？

278
00:17:02,357 --> 00:17:03,942
不行，我要跟海莉出去，記得嗎？

279
00:17:04,692 --> 00:17:05,693
對

280
00:17:07,737 --> 00:17:11,115
妳看起來像是去找男生？是嗎？

281
00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:12,992
–不是
–不是？

282
00:17:13,076 --> 00:17:14,536
我們只是朋友

283
00:17:16,704 --> 00:17:17,997
好吧，放聰明點

284
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,333
需要我去載妳就打電話給我

285
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:21,960
我不會生氣，答應我？

286
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,252
–我答應
–乖

287
00:17:23,336 --> 00:17:24,337
我愛妳

288
00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,214
–掰，親愛的
–掰

289
00:17:35,139 --> 00:17:37,392
搞什麼，她把酒放自己車上？

290
00:17:37,475 --> 00:17:38,852
我打賭車上一定飄滿大嬸味

291
00:17:38,935 --> 00:17:39,936
夠了

292
00:17:40,603 --> 00:17:42,188
她來了…

293
00:17:43,022 --> 00:17:44,190
好吧

294
00:17:44,482 --> 00:17:47,735
我買了2瓶蘭姆酒，18手淡啤酒

295
00:17:47,819 --> 00:17:49,445
這次有賣撒旦酒

296
00:17:49,529 --> 00:17:50,905
太好了，謝啦

297
00:17:51,489 --> 00:17:52,949
等等

298
00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:55,952
你們還是⋯

299
00:17:56,035 --> 00:17:58,538
跟著我開一段再付錢拿貨

300
00:17:58,621 --> 00:18:00,874
有人盯我，我可不想丟飯碗

301
00:18:00,957 --> 00:18:02,333
酷，我跟妳

302
00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:04,210
祕密交貨？

303
00:18:04,294 --> 00:18:07,046
搞什麼？太好了！

304
00:18:13,845 --> 00:18:14,846
好吧

305
00:18:14,929 --> 00:18:17,307
她真的超怕被抓

306
00:18:17,390 --> 00:18:20,268
她要是別開這麼慢更好

307
00:18:38,953 --> 00:18:40,121
–這地方超恐怖的
–好

308
00:18:40,205 --> 00:18:42,040
–媽的有夠毛
–不會，放心

309
00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:50,590
我覺得她認真想上他

310
00:18:50,673 --> 00:18:52,217
閉嘴

311
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:53,468
吃醋啦？瑪姬？

312
00:18:54,511 --> 00:18:55,929
安靜，他在跟她講話

313
00:18:58,556 --> 00:19:00,391
–你給她錢了嗎？
–算是吧

314
00:19:00,475 --> 00:19:03,561
她邀我們去她家地下室玩，不用到處晃

315
00:19:03,811 --> 00:19:05,605
我不知道該怎麼回答

316
00:19:06,773 --> 00:19:08,900
我要去，我快噴尿了

317
00:19:08,983 --> 00:19:12,445
不要，我們又不認識這個大嬸

318
00:19:12,529 --> 00:19:13,696
–不用躲條子
–不妥

319
00:19:14,155 --> 00:19:15,365
妳覺得怎麼樣？

320
00:19:18,618 --> 00:19:19,702
好吧

321
00:19:19,786 --> 00:19:22,330
–太好啦！
–走！

322
00:19:22,413 --> 00:19:23,414
你們是認真的？

323
00:19:23,498 --> 00:19:25,375
好耶！下車，我得尿尿！

324
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:27,085
超讚的

325
00:19:27,168 --> 00:19:28,962
進來吧

326
00:19:29,045 --> 00:19:30,088
進來

327
00:19:30,171 --> 00:19:32,423
這樣我安心多了

328
00:19:32,507 --> 00:19:35,426
至少你們沒邊喝酒邊開車

329
00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:37,929
說真的，我寧願你們安安全全的

330
00:19:38,012 --> 00:19:40,515
反正都要喝，不如在這裡，對吧？

331
00:19:40,598 --> 00:19:42,308
方便借個廁所嗎？

332
00:19:42,392 --> 00:19:44,811
–挺簡陋的，但隨妳用
–謝了

333
00:19:44,894 --> 00:19:45,895
好啦

334
00:19:45,979 --> 00:19:47,981
酒吧開張了

335
00:19:48,064 --> 00:19:50,608
哇，很久沒人來了吧

336
00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:53,027
怪怪的

337
00:19:53,111 --> 00:19:54,320
超炫的

338
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:09,002
老天！

339
00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:11,045
好了，大家聽好

340
00:20:11,129 --> 00:20:13,131
我家只有幾條規定

341
00:20:13,214 --> 00:20:14,841
不准亂罵髒話

342
00:20:14,924 --> 00:20:15,925
抱歉

343
00:20:16,009 --> 00:20:18,261
不准吐口水在地板上，拜託

344
00:20:18,344 --> 00:20:20,763
還有你，鑰匙交給我保管

345
00:20:20,847 --> 00:20:23,016
你走出大門前先讓我檢查

346
00:20:23,099 --> 00:20:24,601
我要確定你能安全開車

347
00:20:24,684 --> 00:20:25,935
沒問題

348
00:20:26,019 --> 00:20:27,770
還有，不准上樓

349
00:20:27,854 --> 00:20:30,523
那是我的世界，現在一整個亂七八糟

350
00:20:30,607 --> 00:20:34,402
你們在這做什麼都可以，就是不准上樓

351
00:20:34,485 --> 00:20:35,653
媽的沒⋯

352
00:20:36,571 --> 00:20:38,573
沒問題，謝啦

353
00:20:38,656 --> 00:20:40,283
我去幫你們拿杯子和冰塊

354
00:20:40,909 --> 00:20:42,076
不好意思

355
00:20:42,869 --> 00:20:43,870
妳叫什麼名字？

356
00:20:43,953 --> 00:20:45,955
蘇安，你們呢？

357
00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:49,417
達雷，這是安迪、查斯、海莉、瑪姬

358
00:20:51,002 --> 00:20:52,545
大媽，妳有披薩捲餅嗎？

359
00:20:53,338 --> 00:20:54,339
大媽？

360
00:20:55,465 --> 00:20:57,258
小鬼，太誇張囉

361
00:20:57,342 --> 00:20:58,801
我拿零食給你們吃

362
00:20:58,885 --> 00:21:00,929
你們當自己家好好玩

363
00:21:01,012 --> 00:21:02,597
超讚

364
00:21:04,724 --> 00:21:05,808
真爽

365
00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:16,653
安迪

366
00:21:16,778 --> 00:21:21,032
安迪霍金斯

367
00:21:26,871 --> 00:21:28,957
–要是太私人⋯
–超狂的，哥們

368
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,751
沒關係，我爸跟別的女人跑了

369
00:21:31,835 --> 00:21:33,878
她其實也沒別的地方可去

370
00:21:33,962 --> 00:21:35,338
小倆口甜蜜蜜

371
00:21:36,673 --> 00:21:37,924
不錯

372
00:21:43,137 --> 00:21:44,347
來了

373
00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:48,017
爛透了，兄弟，你遜斃了

374
00:21:48,643 --> 00:21:50,895
我有披薩捲餅喔，達雷

375
00:21:50,979 --> 00:21:53,439
這地方可以變天堂

376
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,943
知道妳需要什麼嗎？聽好囉

377
00:21:57,026 --> 00:21:59,779
沙發一張，零食牆一面

378
00:21:59,863 --> 00:22:03,783
再裝台投影機、幾盞奇幻吊燈

379
00:22:03,867 --> 00:22:06,703
喇叭放那邊、地毯放這邊

380
00:22:06,786 --> 00:22:10,290
再來張大桌玩轉杯、啤酒乒乓，妳懂的

381
00:22:10,373 --> 00:22:12,750
等我中樂透馬上搞定

382
00:22:12,834 --> 00:22:15,086
再把這裡弄成泰姬瑪哈陵

383
00:22:15,170 --> 00:22:16,629
不想變超酷就算了

384
00:22:19,883 --> 00:22:21,885
不想變超酷，那是妳的事

385
00:22:22,635 --> 00:22:23,678
我說說而已

386
00:22:26,181 --> 00:22:27,724
想看看什麼叫超酷？

387
00:22:27,807 --> 00:22:28,808
當然

388
00:22:35,982 --> 00:22:36,983
夠酷吧？

389
00:22:37,066 --> 00:22:38,193
糟糕

390
00:22:39,652 --> 00:22:40,653
脫衣服

391
00:22:41,696 --> 00:22:42,906
脫光光，小鬼

392
00:22:59,672 --> 00:23:00,882
老天

393
00:23:21,069 --> 00:23:23,947
你太可愛了，我要逮捕你

394
00:23:24,489 --> 00:23:26,407
那玩意拿開啦

395
00:23:26,491 --> 00:23:28,493
我把這玩意收好

396
00:23:28,576 --> 00:23:30,745
媽呀，嚇死人

397
00:23:30,828 --> 00:23:34,040
這玩意根本不能用，我搬來就有了

398
00:23:34,123 --> 00:23:36,292
你們以為我瘋了？確認一下

399
00:23:36,376 --> 00:23:38,419
不用，沒關係

400
00:23:38,503 --> 00:23:40,046
很酷吧

401
00:23:41,714 --> 00:23:44,008
大媽，妳嚇到我了

402
00:23:44,092 --> 00:23:45,510
還是朋友？

403
00:23:45,969 --> 00:23:47,303
再說吧

404
00:23:49,055 --> 00:23:51,015
我差點嚇死

405
00:23:51,558 --> 00:23:52,934
–我要吐了
–還好吧？

406
00:23:53,017 --> 00:23:54,727
快把這傢伙弄出去

407
00:23:55,061 --> 00:23:57,272
大媽，我吃點披薩就好

408
00:23:57,355 --> 00:23:58,982
你該吞點薄荷糖

409
00:23:59,482 --> 00:24:00,483
可以嗎？

410
00:24:05,029 --> 00:24:06,656
謝謝妳邀我們來玩，蘇安

411
00:24:07,073 --> 00:24:08,825
看著我

412
00:24:10,869 --> 00:24:12,328
眼睛跟著我的手指

413
00:24:12,871 --> 00:24:14,080
別搞砸

414
00:24:17,292 --> 00:24:18,334
妳結婚囉？

415
00:24:19,794 --> 00:24:21,337
他幾年前走了

416
00:24:21,421 --> 00:24:23,923
我手指太肥拿不下來

417
00:24:24,299 --> 00:24:25,300
謝了

418
00:24:27,177 --> 00:24:28,386
很高興認識妳

419
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,471
謝謝妳邀我們來玩

420
00:24:30,555 --> 00:24:34,100
別這麼說，我好久沒玩得這麼開心了

421
00:24:34,184 --> 00:24:35,727
安全到家

422
00:24:36,603 --> 00:24:38,438
我只在乎這件事

423
00:24:40,315 --> 00:24:42,192
大香腸披薩

424
00:24:42,275 --> 00:24:43,818
“大香腸披薩”？

425
00:24:43,902 --> 00:24:45,904
以後知道該去哪裡玩了吧

426
00:24:56,789 --> 00:24:59,334
我們今晚要去廢墟，看妳要不要來

427
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,295
喝個啤酒之類的

428
00:25:03,087 --> 00:25:05,131
好呀，謝謝

429
00:25:05,215 --> 00:25:06,925
好，那晚上見囉

430
00:25:10,386 --> 00:25:11,638
一定很好玩

431
00:25:14,015 --> 00:25:15,016
對呀

432
00:25:26,402 --> 00:25:28,154
回來啦，親愛的

433
00:25:28,238 --> 00:25:29,948
玩得開心嗎？

434
00:25:30,031 --> 00:25:32,408
開心啊，沒什麼啦

435
00:25:54,097 --> 00:25:59,394
蘇安艾林頓

436
00:26:11,948 --> 00:26:13,157
大媽，在想些什麼？

437
00:26:17,871 --> 00:26:20,456
瑪姬湯普森

438
00:26:33,803 --> 00:26:37,098
平均擺好，找到重心

439
00:26:37,182 --> 00:26:39,017
–好的
–就可以走啦

440
00:26:39,893 --> 00:26:42,979
不行，再來⋯我才不還給你

441
00:26:43,062 --> 00:26:45,106
狗屁

442
00:26:45,773 --> 00:26:46,774
讚

443
00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:49,235
不好意思，那不是妳的飲料

444
00:26:49,319 --> 00:26:51,029
–抱歉
–我的天

445
00:26:51,112 --> 00:26:54,032
該死的艾瑞卡湯普森？

446
00:26:54,115 --> 00:26:55,992
梅賽蒂，嗨

447
00:26:56,075 --> 00:26:57,535
妳怎麼會在這裡？

448
00:26:57,619 --> 00:26:59,662
妳不是去了加州或哪兒

449
00:26:59,746 --> 00:27:02,248
過好日子之類的？

450
00:27:02,874 --> 00:27:04,125
對呀

451
00:27:04,209 --> 00:27:08,963
我結婚、搬去加州，後來婚姻失敗

452
00:27:09,047 --> 00:27:10,924
聽說妳的婚姻也是？

453
00:27:11,007 --> 00:27:14,177
真的，謝天謝地，真開心

454
00:27:14,260 --> 00:27:15,720
看看這是誰，嘿

455
00:27:16,387 --> 00:27:17,805
艾瑞卡湯普森耶

456
00:27:17,889 --> 00:27:20,016
–嗨，班
–就是艾瑞卡湯姆森

457
00:27:20,099 --> 00:27:21,976
–你氣色真好
–妳也是

458
00:27:22,268 --> 00:27:24,229
妳不會是在這裡工作吧？

459
00:27:25,730 --> 00:27:30,485
沒有，我就是每天穿這身衣服來幫忙

460
00:27:30,568 --> 00:27:32,529
那兩個杯子可以給我嗎？

461
00:27:32,612 --> 00:27:33,988
等一下

462
00:27:34,072 --> 00:27:38,159
妳風光離開又不得不回來？超悲哀

463
00:27:38,243 --> 00:27:40,370
–真是的
–女士，請妳離開

464
00:27:40,453 --> 00:27:42,622
–麻煩妳
–媽的別碰我，馬利歐

465
00:27:42,705 --> 00:27:43,748
你不帶她出去，只好我來

466
00:27:43,831 --> 00:27:45,250
我拿走 –不好意思

467
00:27:45,333 --> 00:27:46,459
好啦

468
00:27:46,543 --> 00:27:47,544
放開我！

469
00:27:47,627 --> 00:27:48,962
妳不能再喝了

470
00:27:49,045 --> 00:27:50,213
我要那個 –走吧

471
00:27:50,296 --> 00:27:51,297
梅賽蒂，拜託

472
00:27:51,381 --> 00:27:53,424
–我的包包在桌上
–女士

473
00:27:54,425 --> 00:27:56,845
–梅賽蒂
–多謝妳搶我的酒，去死吧

474
00:27:56,928 --> 00:27:57,929
請走吧

475
00:27:58,012 --> 00:28:00,974
很開心見到妳，艾瑞卡，真的

476
00:28:12,777 --> 00:28:15,280
該帶的應該都帶了

477
00:28:15,363 --> 00:28:16,447
嗨，史都

478
00:28:16,531 --> 00:28:18,324
–嗨！
–見過瑪姬

479
00:28:18,408 --> 00:28:19,409
嗨

480
00:28:19,492 --> 00:28:21,703
史都是我同事，我們一起去上課

481
00:28:21,786 --> 00:28:22,787
哈囉

482
00:28:23,705 --> 00:28:25,248
媽，妳很漂亮

483
00:28:25,331 --> 00:28:29,294
謝謝，我實在搞不懂上課該穿多正式

484
00:28:29,377 --> 00:28:30,545
妳有帶裙子吧？

485
00:28:31,045 --> 00:28:32,755
–有
–那就好

486
00:28:32,839 --> 00:28:34,841
親愛的，我留了80元給妳

487
00:28:34,924 --> 00:28:37,719
–還有外送菜單
–好

488
00:28:37,802 --> 00:28:40,597
冰箱上有我住的飯店電話

489
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:41,848
–好
–嘿

490
00:28:41,931 --> 00:28:44,434
我不在家不能邀人來家裡

491
00:28:44,517 --> 00:28:45,643
我知道，不會

492
00:28:45,727 --> 00:28:47,854
我說真的，我相信妳

493
00:28:47,937 --> 00:28:50,523
妳一定會沒事，謝謝，親愛的

494
00:28:50,607 --> 00:28:51,608
愛妳

495
00:29:10,668 --> 00:29:12,754
不知道，可能沒辦法

496
00:29:12,837 --> 00:29:14,714
大姊，妳媽離家十萬八千里遠

497
00:29:14,797 --> 00:29:16,841
妳不打算邀新死黨去妳家玩？

498
00:29:16,925 --> 00:29:19,427
算了，沒差，我沒不爽，沒關係

499
00:29:19,511 --> 00:29:22,096
我也超想，只是我家還沒整理好

500
00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:23,556
根本什麼也不能做

501
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,391
搞什麼鬼？

502
00:29:25,475 --> 00:29:27,477
–什麼東西？
–我才不碰

503
00:29:28,019 --> 00:29:29,395
萬一是炸彈怎麼辦？

504
00:29:29,479 --> 00:29:31,022
那也太誇張了吧

505
00:29:32,482 --> 00:29:33,650
“愛心大媽”？

506
00:29:36,027 --> 00:29:37,028
什麼？

507
00:29:39,239 --> 00:29:42,575
嘿，我在想開派對何必等週末？

508
00:29:42,659 --> 00:29:44,369
總有個地方在開！

509
00:29:47,914 --> 00:29:49,123
她怎麼會有我們的號碼？

510
00:29:49,207 --> 00:29:51,709
大概是海莉，她喝醉了到處給

511
00:29:51,793 --> 00:29:53,211
我無法反駁

512
00:29:53,294 --> 00:29:54,504
讚！

513
00:29:56,756 --> 00:29:57,757
開喝去

514
00:29:58,466 --> 00:29:59,467
–出發！
–好吧

515
00:29:59,551 --> 00:30:02,679
來去大媽家，上車

516
00:30:10,311 --> 00:30:12,897
這樣⋯好多了

517
00:30:12,981 --> 00:30:14,107
好超多的

518
00:30:14,190 --> 00:30:16,150
瑪姬！安迪！嘿！

519
00:30:17,902 --> 00:30:19,153
要不要來點什麼？

520
00:30:19,946 --> 00:30:21,072
我有雞翅喔

521
00:30:21,155 --> 00:30:22,699
不用，謝謝，蘇安

522
00:30:22,782 --> 00:30:23,867
蘇安？

523
00:30:24,367 --> 00:30:26,244
在這裡要叫我大媽

524
00:30:28,079 --> 00:30:29,205
好喔

525
00:30:37,755 --> 00:30:39,799
看看這地方

526
00:30:40,758 --> 00:30:43,803
姊妹，看看妳，超時尚

527
00:30:43,887 --> 00:30:44,888
讓我們喝得爛醉吧！

528
00:30:45,013 --> 00:30:46,014
–耶！
–讚吧？

529
00:30:46,097 --> 00:30:47,098
超讚！

530
00:30:48,016 --> 00:30:49,017
嘿

531
00:30:49,392 --> 00:30:51,102
–歡迎來到大媽家
–嘿！

532
00:30:51,186 --> 00:30:54,022
還好嗎？帥哥，不錯喔

533
00:30:56,649 --> 00:30:59,944
要不要叫醒她？她從我們來就一直昏迷

534
00:31:00,028 --> 00:31:02,989
不用，那是艾希莉，她裝的

535
00:31:03,072 --> 00:31:05,617
她爸是牧師，她每次來派對

536
00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:07,702
就一路裝昏迷躲酒

537
00:31:07,785 --> 00:31:09,495
回家才不會被罵

538
00:31:09,579 --> 00:31:12,957
這是我這輩子聽過最蠢的事

539
00:31:13,041 --> 00:31:14,709
真的，蠢到爆

540
00:31:14,792 --> 00:31:17,587
小鬼們，咖啡桌移開，來把場子炒更熱

541
00:31:24,969 --> 00:31:25,970
達雷，幫我上發條！

542
00:32:36,916 --> 00:32:38,877
–妳們在這裡幹嘛？
–嘿

543
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,461
–美女們好嗎？
–很好

544
00:32:40,545 --> 00:32:43,173
–沒等我就開喝？
–對呀，快來

545
00:32:43,256 --> 00:32:45,133
拜託，我來了派對才算開始

546
00:32:45,216 --> 00:32:46,301
妳看

547
00:32:48,011 --> 00:32:49,095
嘿，蘇安

548
00:32:49,596 --> 00:32:50,597
嗨

549
00:32:51,139 --> 00:32:52,140
謝謝

550
00:32:52,223 --> 00:32:54,809
怎麼坐著？不跟大家去跳舞？

551
00:32:56,269 --> 00:32:58,062
我猜我在等你吧

552
00:32:58,146 --> 00:33:00,023
是喔，所以妳⋯

553
00:33:00,106 --> 00:33:02,025
不常參加派對？

554
00:33:02,817 --> 00:33:05,195
沒有，我常參加

555
00:33:05,278 --> 00:33:06,779
沒關係啦

556
00:33:06,863 --> 00:33:09,199
凡事都有第一次，很正常

557
00:33:11,743 --> 00:33:12,952
我喜歡你的髮型

558
00:33:15,872 --> 00:33:18,124
謝啦，我也喜歡妳的髮型

559
00:33:18,208 --> 00:33:19,709
真的嗎？謝謝

560
00:33:30,845 --> 00:33:32,055
喝吧

561
00:33:32,138 --> 00:33:34,224
來嘛，艾希莉，喝一杯死不了

562
00:33:37,393 --> 00:33:38,520
幫我一下？

563
00:33:41,481 --> 00:33:43,107
喝牛奶頭好壯壯

564
00:33:45,026 --> 00:33:46,027
達雷

565
00:33:49,989 --> 00:33:51,491
我看還是算了

566
00:33:52,575 --> 00:33:54,536
妳的耳環很漂亮，瑪姬

567
00:33:54,619 --> 00:33:57,664
謝了，我媽給我的

568
00:33:58,206 --> 00:34:01,209
我爸第一次約會送我媽的

569
00:34:01,292 --> 00:34:02,752
後來我媽送給我

570
00:34:02,836 --> 00:34:05,338
他們現在分手了啦

571
00:34:09,007 --> 00:34:11,135
–妳有個辣媽，對吧？
–對呀

572
00:34:11,219 --> 00:34:12,971
音樂關掉，照過來！

573
00:34:13,346 --> 00:34:14,389
乾杯！

574
00:34:14,681 --> 00:34:16,516
開心啦！

575
00:34:16,599 --> 00:34:18,851
大媽，來，我們敬妳，來一杯

576
00:34:18,935 --> 00:34:20,186
我不喝酒

577
00:34:20,270 --> 00:34:23,438
你們不會想知道我上次喝酒的結果

578
00:34:23,523 --> 00:34:24,649
噓⋯

579
00:34:26,359 --> 00:34:28,820
大媽⋯

580
00:34:28,902 --> 00:34:31,364
大媽⋯

581
00:34:35,243 --> 00:34:36,244
耶！

582
00:34:38,996 --> 00:34:40,498
–大媽棒棒！
–什麼聲音？

583
00:34:41,666 --> 00:34:43,501
製冰機太老舊就會這樣

584
00:34:44,168 --> 00:34:45,210
音樂開大聲，親愛的

585
00:34:45,295 --> 00:34:47,839
誰要酒？幫我倒一杯，馬上回來

586
00:34:47,922 --> 00:34:48,922
好耶！

587
00:35:04,689 --> 00:35:07,942
我得尿尿，快噴了，來吧

588
00:35:08,026 --> 00:35:09,068
好吧

589
00:35:10,445 --> 00:35:12,405
嗨，艾希莉，睡飽啦

590
00:35:12,488 --> 00:35:13,781
很難笑，海莉

591
00:35:13,865 --> 00:35:16,367
金希和達斯汀好像在裡面做愛

592
00:35:19,287 --> 00:35:20,914
去找別間廁所

593
00:35:20,997 --> 00:35:21,998
–什麼？
–來吧

594
00:35:22,081 --> 00:35:23,625
不行，我們不能上樓！

595
00:35:24,250 --> 00:35:25,502
禮貌問就好

596
00:35:32,300 --> 00:35:33,301
可惡

597
00:35:33,384 --> 00:35:34,969
超恐怖的

598
00:35:47,065 --> 00:35:48,566
你不該那麼做

599
00:35:55,782 --> 00:35:57,116
我說過了

600
00:36:00,245 --> 00:36:01,538
我們得快閃

601
00:36:01,621 --> 00:36:03,122
什麼？我還沒尿完！

602
00:36:03,206 --> 00:36:04,707
–不管！快起來
–好啦，等一下

603
00:36:04,791 --> 00:36:05,792
怎麼回事？

604
00:36:05,875 --> 00:36:07,293
我們快走，別沖馬桶！

605
00:36:07,377 --> 00:36:08,586
–為什麼？
–她會聽到

606
00:36:08,670 --> 00:36:09,838
走啦

607
00:36:13,716 --> 00:36:14,717
哇，大媽！

608
00:36:14,801 --> 00:36:15,885
搞什麼？

609
00:36:15,969 --> 00:36:17,929
妳們上來幹嘛？

610
00:36:18,012 --> 00:36:19,389
給我下去！

611
00:36:24,018 --> 00:36:25,019
怎麼了？

612
00:36:25,562 --> 00:36:27,897
–我們可以走了嗎？
–天哪

613
00:36:29,357 --> 00:36:31,776
–瑪姬，怎麼了？
–我不想說

614
00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:43,830
跳舞音樂，超狂DJ

615
00:36:45,123 --> 00:36:47,208
煙霧機

616
00:36:48,042 --> 00:36:50,211
雷射光

617
00:36:51,504 --> 00:36:53,923
小心囉，週末

618
00:36:56,634 --> 00:36:58,595
小心囉，週末

619
00:36:59,846 --> 00:37:01,681
我來了

620
00:37:02,599 --> 00:37:05,143
因為週末

621
00:37:06,186 --> 00:37:08,271
是為玩樂而生

622
00:37:11,524 --> 00:37:15,612
因為週末是為玩樂而生

623
00:37:31,377 --> 00:37:32,504
大媽：瑪姬，真對不起

624
00:37:32,629 --> 00:37:33,630
我不是故意的

625
00:37:33,755 --> 00:37:34,756
請原諒我

626
00:37:34,839 --> 00:37:35,840
瑪姬，對不起

627
00:37:40,970 --> 00:37:44,182
天啊，她狂傳訊息給我

628
00:37:44,474 --> 00:37:47,060
說真的，我不太記得到底怎麼回事

629
00:37:47,143 --> 00:37:49,103
查斯說我應該告她

630
00:37:50,021 --> 00:37:51,022
嘿

631
00:37:51,105 --> 00:37:54,317
這週末她會讓我們去她家開生日派對嗎？

632
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,277
聽說她讓你們想幹嘛就幹嘛

633
00:37:56,361 --> 00:37:57,362
沒問題啦

634
00:37:57,445 --> 00:37:59,113
妳只要給她酒單，她會搞定

635
00:37:59,197 --> 00:38:00,949
–超誇張的
–真的，超酷的

636
00:38:01,032 --> 00:38:04,327
媽呀，妳的手環超美的，哪來的？

637
00:38:04,410 --> 00:38:05,995
泰勒送我的交往五個月禮物

638
00:38:06,412 --> 00:38:08,748
所以我終於答應讓他口交

639
00:38:11,751 --> 00:38:13,586
妳怎麼有辦法等五個月？

640
00:38:17,590 --> 00:38:19,175
嘿，什麼事？

641
00:38:22,804 --> 00:38:24,097
要不要跟我約會？

642
00:38:25,723 --> 00:38:28,184
–好呀
–太好了

643
00:38:28,268 --> 00:38:30,770
不知道我在緊張什麼，本來想傳訊息

644
00:38:30,854 --> 00:38:33,898
後來又想，應該用傳統方法問⋯

645
00:38:34,274 --> 00:38:35,358
很可愛

646
00:38:36,067 --> 00:38:38,278
等等，是單純約會，還是男女朋友？

647
00:38:41,155 --> 00:38:42,156
都有

648
00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:44,409
好吧

649
00:38:44,492 --> 00:38:47,203
你為什麼拖這麼久才約我？

650
00:38:47,287 --> 00:38:49,455
我很明顯喜歡你

651
00:38:49,539 --> 00:38:51,291
我問過別的女生

652
00:38:51,374 --> 00:38:53,209
–後來決定⋯
–真的？別的女生？

653
00:38:53,293 --> 00:38:54,961
–嗨，小倆口！
–我愛你們！

654
00:38:55,044 --> 00:38:56,045
天哪

655
00:38:56,296 --> 00:38:58,173
不是她點頭，就是你硬牽人家小手

656
00:38:58,256 --> 00:38:59,507
閉嘴

657
00:38:59,591 --> 00:39:01,342
愛情真美好，哥們，不覺得嗎？

658
00:39:01,426 --> 00:39:03,136
超美好的啦

659
00:39:03,219 --> 00:39:05,388
小倆口，萬一生寶寶，可以叫查斯嗎？

660
00:39:05,471 --> 00:39:06,723
–拜託
–天啊

661
00:39:06,806 --> 00:39:07,974
要不要去吃披薩？

662
00:39:08,057 --> 00:39:10,351
好呀，我有九塊錢，賤人！

663
00:39:10,435 --> 00:39:11,686
嗨，大家好

664
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,192
嗨，大媽，妳怎麼在這裡？

665
00:39:17,275 --> 00:39:19,694
我買了啤酒乒乓桌

666
00:39:19,777 --> 00:39:22,947
還準備了一桶冰鎮淡啤，準備去狂歡吧

667
00:39:23,531 --> 00:39:24,574
我今晚沒辦法

668
00:39:24,657 --> 00:39:27,785
我得做非洲海運路線歷史報告

669
00:39:27,869 --> 00:39:31,206
那些船載滿我們黑人，對吧，蘇安？

670
00:39:35,126 --> 00:39:36,586
其他人咧？

671
00:39:37,712 --> 00:39:39,172
抱歉，大媽，我不行

672
00:39:39,756 --> 00:39:41,382
上學好累

673
00:39:42,759 --> 00:39:44,093
誰需要你們

674
00:39:44,177 --> 00:39:46,137
美女們…

675
00:39:46,221 --> 00:39:48,264
妳們想玩到嗨翻天嗎？

676
00:39:48,348 --> 00:39:50,642
不了，我媽回來前我得打掃家裡

677
00:39:50,725 --> 00:39:51,726
也許下次吧

678
00:39:51,809 --> 00:39:53,228
拜託，大媽，妳沒工作嗎？

679
00:39:55,104 --> 00:39:58,942
有，你們沒空陪我，看來我該加班

680
00:40:00,026 --> 00:40:01,736
大媽，去找個男人

681
00:40:01,819 --> 00:40:04,322
小妹妹，說話小心點

682
00:40:14,999 --> 00:40:16,334
掰

683
00:40:17,335 --> 00:40:18,628
怪咖

684
00:40:24,133 --> 00:40:25,260
來吧

685
00:40:25,343 --> 00:40:26,678
謝啦，大媽

686
00:40:26,761 --> 00:40:27,971
跟我車

687
00:40:50,618 --> 00:40:51,661
嘿，大媽

688
00:40:52,495 --> 00:40:53,496
超遜！

689
00:41:10,180 --> 00:41:11,890
飯店超棒的

690
00:41:11,973 --> 00:41:15,685
老師說所有人中我的牌技最好

691
00:41:15,768 --> 00:41:18,855
史都覺得不到兩個月我們就能

692
00:41:18,938 --> 00:41:20,481
上牌桌發牌

693
00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:21,608
太棒了

694
00:41:21,691 --> 00:41:22,901
對呀

695
00:41:24,694 --> 00:41:26,821
抱歉最近很少陪妳

696
00:41:26,905 --> 00:41:29,699
沒關係啦，我知道妳工作忙

697
00:41:29,782 --> 00:41:31,618
總得有人賺錢養家吧？

698
00:41:31,701 --> 00:41:33,286
真貼心

699
00:41:33,369 --> 00:41:34,787
學校還好嗎？

700
00:41:37,332 --> 00:41:39,125
學校很好

701
00:41:39,209 --> 00:41:40,335
是嗎？

702
00:41:40,418 --> 00:41:41,503
對呀

703
00:41:41,586 --> 00:41:43,796
從實招來喔

704
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,256
安迪約我出去

705
00:41:46,341 --> 00:41:48,176
他約妳出去？

706
00:41:48,676 --> 00:41:50,887
安迪是誰？妳怎麼回答？

707
00:41:50,970 --> 00:41:53,181
媽，他帥慘了，我答應啦

708
00:41:53,723 --> 00:41:55,850
我要見見這個安迪

709
00:41:56,142 --> 00:41:57,477
下週再說吧

710
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,687
我們明晚要出去，可以嗎？

711
00:41:59,771 --> 00:42:01,356
好呀

712
00:42:01,439 --> 00:42:03,691
當然可以

713
00:42:04,692 --> 00:42:06,778
妳交男朋友了

714
00:42:06,861 --> 00:42:08,696
我猜是吧

715
00:42:26,464 --> 00:42:27,465
嘿

716
00:42:52,657 --> 00:42:54,158
不會待太久，我保證

717
00:42:54,242 --> 00:42:57,287
跟史蒂芬妮說完生日快樂馬上就走

718
00:42:58,913 --> 00:43:00,748
今天我生日！

719
00:43:02,375 --> 00:43:03,835
這些人是哪來的？

720
00:43:03,918 --> 00:43:05,253
可能是別校的吧

721
00:43:06,337 --> 00:43:07,714
嘿！

722
00:43:07,797 --> 00:43:08,923
終於出現啦

723
00:43:09,007 --> 00:43:10,258
大家都來囉

724
00:43:10,341 --> 00:43:11,342
是啊

725
00:43:11,426 --> 00:43:13,052
這派對超讚

726
00:43:13,386 --> 00:43:14,679
我去幫妳拿喝的

727
00:43:14,762 --> 00:43:16,306
好喔，我要甜的

728
00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:20,602
小帥哥一枚

729
00:43:20,685 --> 00:43:22,020
是啊，沒錯

730
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:25,773
接下來要小心囉，慢慢來

731
00:43:25,857 --> 00:43:27,358
男人都是狗

732
00:43:27,442 --> 00:43:28,985
他們只有一個目的

733
00:43:29,068 --> 00:43:30,945
別讓一個寶寶毀了大好人生

734
00:43:31,029 --> 00:43:33,114
天哪，妳講話活像我老媽

735
00:43:40,079 --> 00:43:41,289
–嘿
–嘿

736
00:43:56,179 --> 00:43:57,847
–那真是⋯超讚的
–是啊

737
00:43:57,931 --> 00:43:58,932
我本來要先問妳的

738
00:43:59,015 --> 00:44:01,476
不用啦，那很完美

739
00:44:01,559 --> 00:44:03,019
我的車就停在⋯

740
00:44:03,102 --> 00:44:05,021
大家來乾杯吧

741
00:44:05,772 --> 00:44:08,024
快過來，壽星，拿一杯

742
00:44:12,529 --> 00:44:14,906
瑪姬，幫我喝，我不太能喝

743
00:44:15,490 --> 00:44:17,075
不要吧，再喝一杯我會掛掉

744
00:44:17,158 --> 00:44:18,701
別這麼遜，喝吧

745
00:44:18,785 --> 00:44:20,119
喝吧！今天我生日

746
00:44:20,203 --> 00:44:21,204
好吧

747
00:44:21,496 --> 00:44:22,497
好，敬史蒂芬妮

748
00:44:24,832 --> 00:44:25,834
耶！

749
00:44:25,917 --> 00:44:26,918
嗨，哈囉

750
00:44:27,001 --> 00:44:28,628
–這首讚
–真的！

751
00:44:34,843 --> 00:44:35,844
嘿！

752
00:45:02,996 --> 00:45:04,205
瑪姬

753
00:45:05,081 --> 00:45:07,750
瑪姬，妳還好嗎？

754
00:45:28,313 --> 00:45:29,647
這是怎麼回事？

755
00:45:37,989 --> 00:45:39,282
搞什麼⋯

756
00:45:45,413 --> 00:45:48,750
我記得去了派對

757
00:45:49,876 --> 00:45:51,377
醒來之後

758
00:45:51,461 --> 00:45:53,796
完全想不起是怎麼回家的

759
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,298
天啊，我幹了什麼事？

760
00:45:55,673 --> 00:45:58,134
妳整個大爛醉，超快的

761
00:45:58,218 --> 00:45:59,969
倒來倒去

762
00:46:00,345 --> 00:46:01,679
還露奶給查斯看

763
00:46:01,763 --> 00:46:04,724
不，不會吧！對不起

764
00:46:04,807 --> 00:46:07,101
沒事啦，大家還沒發現我就把妳帶走

765
00:46:07,185 --> 00:46:09,020
沒什麼大不了的

766
00:46:09,103 --> 00:46:10,522
我的天啊，不

767
00:46:12,315 --> 00:46:14,776
我開玩笑的，真的，妳沒做什麼

768
00:46:14,859 --> 00:46:16,694
混蛋

769
00:46:22,325 --> 00:46:23,493
怎麼了？

770
00:46:23,576 --> 00:46:25,828
我不想再去大媽家玩了

771
00:46:25,912 --> 00:46:27,705
我也不希望你去

772
00:46:28,373 --> 00:46:29,374
認真的？

773
00:46:29,749 --> 00:46:30,834
真的

774
00:46:32,126 --> 00:46:33,211
為什麼？

775
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,090
好吧，我不去

776
00:46:39,551 --> 00:46:41,344
但妳得陪我去吃炸春捲

777
00:46:42,095 --> 00:46:43,179
好吧

778
00:46:43,263 --> 00:46:44,848
我要加一大堆番茄醬

779
00:46:45,139 --> 00:46:46,391
好啦

780
00:47:01,406 --> 00:47:02,824
鎮靜劑

781
00:47:15,503 --> 00:47:17,547
糟糕，我媽回來了！

782
00:47:19,507 --> 00:47:22,302
坐在椅子上，坐好，隨便啦

783
00:47:30,727 --> 00:47:31,978
嘿！

784
00:47:32,061 --> 00:47:33,563
嘿，瑪姬

785
00:47:38,109 --> 00:47:40,612
我家有個男生

786
00:47:40,695 --> 00:47:41,821
妳認識他嗎？

787
00:47:41,905 --> 00:47:42,947
可惡

788
00:47:43,031 --> 00:47:45,700
伯母，我是安迪，很高興見到妳

789
00:47:47,035 --> 00:47:48,703
很高興終於見到你，安迪

790
00:47:49,495 --> 00:47:50,705
工作怎樣？

791
00:47:53,499 --> 00:47:54,584
忙死了

792
00:47:59,797 --> 00:48:01,090
你們兩個渴不渴？

793
00:48:06,221 --> 00:48:07,388
在弄東西吃？

794
00:48:07,472 --> 00:48:08,681
起司牛肉三明治

795
00:48:09,933 --> 00:48:10,934
妳要不要吃？

796
00:48:11,017 --> 00:48:12,769
不用，我不餓

797
00:48:13,353 --> 00:48:15,313
坐吧，安迪

798
00:48:16,064 --> 00:48:17,982
我媽五年前過世

799
00:48:18,066 --> 00:48:20,610
我爸經營一家裝甲車公司

800
00:48:20,693 --> 00:48:24,155
幫博物館和銀行之類的運送東西

801
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:26,074
你爸是班霍金斯？

802
00:48:26,699 --> 00:48:29,494
–對
–我們唸同一所高中

803
00:48:30,912 --> 00:48:34,040
我不知道你媽的事，很遺憾

804
00:48:34,123 --> 00:48:36,084
不會啦，我爸現在有新炮友

805
00:48:37,377 --> 00:48:38,670
抱歉

806
00:48:38,753 --> 00:48:40,296
–梅賽蒂？
–對

807
00:48:40,380 --> 00:48:41,589
是喔

808
00:48:42,173 --> 00:48:43,591
她怎麼樣？

809
00:48:44,884 --> 00:48:48,012
這麼說吧，我比較喜歡保時捷

810
00:48:49,639 --> 00:48:50,932
好啦，她是個爛女人

811
00:48:51,015 --> 00:48:52,392
–夠了
–抱歉

812
00:48:52,475 --> 00:48:54,769
要不要再來點喝的？

813
00:48:54,853 --> 00:48:56,646
我不用，謝了

814
00:49:01,776 --> 00:49:03,820
你滿忙的嘛，小子

815
00:49:03,903 --> 00:49:04,904
媽

816
00:49:05,655 --> 00:49:08,032
女朋友很多喔，安迪？

817
00:49:08,116 --> 00:49:09,117
別鬧了啦

818
00:49:16,916 --> 00:49:19,878
–封鎖她啦，我鎖了
–煩

819
00:49:19,961 --> 00:49:21,880
真的，安迪也鎖了

820
00:49:22,797 --> 00:49:23,798
我有點內疚

821
00:49:23,882 --> 00:49:25,884
不需要，誰在乎？

822
00:49:25,967 --> 00:49:28,219
這樣吧，我叫大家都封鎖她

823
00:49:33,308 --> 00:49:35,268
姊妹們，聽好了

824
00:49:35,351 --> 00:49:37,562
大家永久封鎖大媽

825
00:49:37,645 --> 00:49:40,732
我說真的，那個大嬸瘋了

826
00:49:40,815 --> 00:49:42,400
我阿嬤人超好

827
00:49:42,483 --> 00:49:45,904
我看看能不能去她那爛房子開派對

828
00:49:47,322 --> 00:49:48,865
麻煩小聲點？

829
00:49:49,407 --> 00:49:51,826
少管閒事！

830
00:49:51,910 --> 00:49:53,995
妳以為我愛管妳喔

831
00:49:54,078 --> 00:49:55,997
今天少惹我，老太婆！

832
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,248
死賤人

833
00:49:58,625 --> 00:49:59,709
拿去，唐娜

834
00:50:02,003 --> 00:50:03,296
可惡

835
00:50:06,216 --> 00:50:07,217
讓開

836
00:50:09,093 --> 00:50:10,678
姊妹們，聽好了

837
00:50:10,762 --> 00:50:13,806
大家永久封鎖大媽

838
00:50:13,890 --> 00:50:16,768
我說真的，那個大嬸瘋了

839
00:50:16,851 --> 00:50:19,020
我阿嬤人超好

840
00:50:20,021 --> 00:50:23,483
我看看能不能去她那爛房子開派對

841
00:50:24,359 --> 00:50:25,693
蘇安

842
00:50:26,486 --> 00:50:28,571
妳餵動物了嗎？

843
00:50:47,841 --> 00:50:48,842
哈囉？

844
00:50:51,636 --> 00:50:53,930
過來，關門

845
00:51:12,365 --> 00:51:15,368
未知寄件人，五則訊息

846
00:51:18,413 --> 00:51:21,457
嘿，這是大媽，我換新號碼囉

847
00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:24,169
我正在買酒喔

848
00:51:24,252 --> 00:51:25,670
別讓我一個人喝酒

849
00:51:25,753 --> 00:51:28,631
我不想聽到“我要做功課“這種鬼話

850
00:51:28,715 --> 00:51:30,258
別讓我一個人喝酒

851
00:51:30,341 --> 00:51:35,054
別讓我一個人喝酒⋯

852
00:51:35,305 --> 00:51:37,432
你們是在不爽我嗎？

853
00:51:37,515 --> 00:51:40,185
我冒著丟飯碗的危險

854
00:51:40,268 --> 00:51:42,187
讓你們開心玩

855
00:51:42,270 --> 00:51:44,731
我們玩得那麼開心

856
00:51:44,814 --> 00:51:48,193
你們至少可以說聲“謝謝”吧

857
00:51:48,276 --> 00:51:50,612
嘿，大夥兒，我是蘇安

858
00:51:52,697 --> 00:51:55,116
拜託你們明天放學後

859
00:51:55,533 --> 00:51:57,744
一定要去廢墟那找我

860
00:51:58,912 --> 00:52:00,622
我有急事

861
00:52:01,706 --> 00:52:02,999
拜託

862
00:52:17,722 --> 00:52:19,307
–嗨
–嘿

863
00:52:22,894 --> 00:52:24,062
嘿

864
00:52:25,897 --> 00:52:28,608
你們真好心，願意來見我

865
00:52:28,691 --> 00:52:29,734
出了什麼事？

866
00:52:29,817 --> 00:52:30,818
就是⋯

867
00:52:30,902 --> 00:52:34,531
抱歉我情緒不穩定，只是⋯

868
00:52:38,243 --> 00:52:39,619
我生病了

869
00:52:40,578 --> 00:52:41,579
什麼病？

870
00:52:43,331 --> 00:52:46,626
癌症，胰臟癌

871
00:52:46,709 --> 00:52:49,754
我最近一直在吃一堆藥

872
00:52:49,838 --> 00:52:52,841
醫生不太確定該怎麼治療

873
00:52:53,174 --> 00:52:58,680
我好怕，吃藥搞得我不開心、不舒服

874
00:52:58,763 --> 00:53:00,306
對不起

875
00:53:00,390 --> 00:53:02,058
很遺憾

876
00:53:02,141 --> 00:53:03,309
對呀

877
00:53:03,393 --> 00:53:04,769
我們完全不知情

878
00:53:04,853 --> 00:53:07,814
我明白，親愛的，是我太重隱私

879
00:53:07,897 --> 00:53:09,148
我一定會打敗病魔

880
00:53:09,232 --> 00:53:12,443
–對
–朋友陪伴會讓我更有力量

881
00:53:14,195 --> 00:53:15,405
我會打敗病魔的，對吧？

882
00:53:17,490 --> 00:53:18,491
對

883
00:53:20,201 --> 00:53:21,327
小帥哥

884
00:53:24,122 --> 00:53:26,207
我得回去上班了，我只是想⋯

885
00:53:26,916 --> 00:53:28,751
讓你們知道一下

886
00:53:29,210 --> 00:53:30,587
妳行的，大媽

887
00:53:30,670 --> 00:53:33,715
我阿公就辦到了，而且他超懦弱的

888
00:53:34,966 --> 00:53:36,301
對呀，大媽，堅強起來

889
00:53:36,384 --> 00:53:37,510
謝謝

890
00:53:37,594 --> 00:53:40,054
你們如果有時間

891
00:53:40,138 --> 00:53:42,765
或週六想過來⋯

892
00:53:43,641 --> 00:53:44,893
不要有壓力

893
00:53:45,768 --> 00:53:47,061
不要有壓力

894
00:53:51,482 --> 00:53:53,234
媽的

895
00:54:04,412 --> 00:54:05,747
跟我來

896
00:54:06,497 --> 00:54:07,498
來吧

897
00:54:07,582 --> 00:54:10,376
可惡，羅斯科，給我過⋯可惡

898
00:54:10,627 --> 00:54:11,753
來吧

899
00:54:12,295 --> 00:54:15,548
她戴著史蒂芬妮的手環，妳沒發現？

900
00:54:15,632 --> 00:54:16,633
真的？

901
00:54:16,716 --> 00:54:18,927
給我滾進拖車裡去

902
00:54:20,845 --> 00:54:22,347
我一直找不到我阿嬤的戒指

903
00:54:22,430 --> 00:54:24,974
我媽發現會宰了我

904
00:54:25,058 --> 00:54:26,351
一定是她幹走的

905
00:54:27,519 --> 00:54:29,938
我也一直找不到我媽送我的耳環

906
00:54:32,649 --> 00:54:34,692
我們去探探那個大嬸家

907
00:54:34,776 --> 00:54:36,903
喂！要是被人發現怎麼辦？

908
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:40,156
這裡超偏僻，笨蛋，沒人會發現

909
00:54:41,783 --> 00:54:42,909
可惡

910
00:54:42,992 --> 00:54:44,911
海莉，我們走啦，我說真的

911
00:54:44,994 --> 00:54:46,871
不要！一定是她幹走我阿嬤的戒指

912
00:54:48,581 --> 00:54:50,208
別那麼膽小，快啦

913
00:54:52,502 --> 00:54:55,296
哇，還真優雅

914
00:55:05,348 --> 00:55:06,432
瑪姬

915
00:55:17,235 --> 00:55:18,695
搞什麼鬼？

916
00:55:19,863 --> 00:55:21,281
是怎樣？

917
00:55:43,761 --> 00:55:44,804
好

918
00:55:51,102 --> 00:55:53,146
這些照片是怎樣，大媽

919
00:55:55,398 --> 00:55:58,234
班霍金斯，蘇安艾林頓

920
00:56:10,038 --> 00:56:11,998
超詭異的

921
00:56:17,712 --> 00:56:18,713
蘇安？

922
00:56:20,048 --> 00:56:21,049
班

923
00:56:21,382 --> 00:56:22,926
我不知道妳在這裡工作

924
00:56:23,009 --> 00:56:24,052
妳好嗎？

925
00:56:24,135 --> 00:56:25,303
過得如何？

926
00:56:25,845 --> 00:56:28,556
我很好，過得很好

927
00:56:29,432 --> 00:56:31,601
這隻老貓需要打針

928
00:56:31,684 --> 00:56:33,686
原本的獸醫12月搬去佛羅里達

929
00:56:33,770 --> 00:56:35,522
我們得換家獸醫診所

930
00:56:36,147 --> 00:56:39,567
交給我們吧

931
00:56:42,695 --> 00:56:44,614
很高興見到妳，妳氣色真好

932
00:56:44,697 --> 00:56:46,199
多久沒見啦？

933
00:56:46,282 --> 00:56:47,742
15年？20年？

934
00:56:47,825 --> 00:56:49,035
差不多

935
00:56:49,577 --> 00:56:52,413
感覺自己好老，我不喜歡

936
00:56:52,497 --> 00:56:55,208
我也是，我每天都有這種感覺

937
00:56:55,291 --> 00:56:56,960
簽名就好，剩下的我來

938
00:56:57,043 --> 00:56:58,044
沒問題

939
00:57:02,090 --> 00:57:04,217
見到妳真好

940
00:57:04,300 --> 00:57:05,677
有空應該出來敘敘舊

941
00:57:06,344 --> 00:57:07,345
真的嗎？

942
00:57:08,096 --> 00:57:09,305
我⋯

943
00:57:10,181 --> 00:57:11,349
我很樂意

944
00:57:15,603 --> 00:57:17,772
–知道老馬酒館嗎？
–知道

945
00:57:17,856 --> 00:57:20,191
我下班來接貓，然後一起過去

946
00:57:20,859 --> 00:57:23,653
我不想穿著工作服去

947
00:57:23,736 --> 00:57:25,363
我們約六點那邊見？

948
00:57:25,446 --> 00:57:26,573
好啊

949
00:57:27,574 --> 00:57:28,575
喂？

950
00:57:39,169 --> 00:57:41,588
放學儲藏室見？噓！ 親抱，班

951
00:57:49,637 --> 00:57:53,349
艾瑞卡湯普森

952
00:57:56,102 --> 00:57:57,103
瑪姬？

953
00:57:57,187 --> 00:57:58,354
什麼事？

954
00:57:58,438 --> 00:58:00,732
妳可能會想看一下⋯

955
00:58:01,482 --> 00:58:02,483
天哪！

956
00:58:07,363 --> 00:58:09,199
妳們在這裡幹嘛？

957
00:58:12,827 --> 00:58:14,579
沒關係，我不介意

958
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:17,665
那妳在這裡幹嘛？

959
00:58:17,749 --> 00:58:19,501
我住這裡，這是我家

960
00:58:21,377 --> 00:58:22,754
妳會走路？我以為⋯

961
00:58:22,837 --> 00:58:24,214
我不該起來走路

962
00:58:25,006 --> 00:58:26,132
我生病了

963
00:58:26,758 --> 00:58:28,218
不好意思，現在是怎樣？

964
00:58:29,636 --> 00:58:30,762
妳認識海莉嗎？

965
00:58:30,845 --> 00:58:32,222
海莉，這是⋯

966
00:58:32,305 --> 00:58:34,057
金妮，對吧？

967
00:58:35,141 --> 00:58:38,228
我們上週來玩，我的學生證掉在妳家

968
00:58:38,311 --> 00:58:40,313
我考檢定考需要用到

969
00:58:41,064 --> 00:58:42,065
嗨，金妮

970
00:58:42,190 --> 00:58:43,191
嗨

971
00:58:44,609 --> 00:58:46,110
妳的牙齒好漂亮

972
00:58:47,987 --> 00:58:50,907
妳人真好

973
00:58:50,990 --> 00:58:53,034
感覺八百年沒在學校看到妳

974
00:58:53,117 --> 00:58:54,619
對，我媽她⋯

975
00:58:55,828 --> 00:58:56,829
我太常生病

976
00:58:56,913 --> 00:58:59,457
我媽覺得我在家休息一陣子比較好

977
00:58:59,999 --> 00:59:03,336
我媽說醫生說我的脊椎越來越嚴重

978
00:59:04,879 --> 00:59:07,340
我的腦子快爆炸了

979
00:59:09,384 --> 00:59:11,761
大媽是妳媽？

980
00:59:11,845 --> 00:59:14,931
抱歉，蘇安是妳媽？

981
00:59:15,014 --> 00:59:16,015
對啊

982
00:59:25,149 --> 00:59:27,819
我常聽到你們在地下室玩

983
00:59:28,486 --> 00:59:29,696
好玩嗎？

984
00:59:32,782 --> 00:59:34,158
不錯啊

985
00:59:34,909 --> 00:59:36,077
妳應該一起來

986
00:59:42,750 --> 00:59:44,252
妳們該走了

987
00:59:45,044 --> 00:59:47,422
我媽不喜歡別人進她房間

988
00:59:47,505 --> 00:59:49,716
最好別惹她生氣

989
00:59:50,133 --> 00:59:51,676
妳們保密，我也會保密

990
00:59:51,759 --> 00:59:53,928
不會，我們一個屁也不會放

991
00:59:54,554 --> 00:59:56,139
那就學校見囉

992
00:59:57,182 --> 00:59:58,474
–也許吧，走吧
–好

993
00:59:58,558 --> 00:59:59,559
學校見

994
01:00:00,476 --> 01:00:01,477
掰

995
01:00:15,742 --> 01:00:17,118
–可惡
–快呀！

996
01:00:17,535 --> 01:00:19,662
–快走
–好啦！

997
01:00:25,919 --> 01:00:26,961
金妮

998
01:00:27,670 --> 01:00:28,671
媽，什麼事？

999
01:00:29,631 --> 01:00:31,841
妳下來動過我的貓偶嗎？

1000
01:00:31,925 --> 01:00:32,967
沒有

1001
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:34,886
有人動過

1002
01:00:59,869 --> 01:01:01,079
快走！

1003
01:01:03,331 --> 01:01:04,582
妳好漂亮

1004
01:01:05,250 --> 01:01:06,376
我要出門

1005
01:01:06,459 --> 01:01:07,794
該打針了

1006
01:01:08,461 --> 01:01:10,338
我在想能不能回去上學

1007
01:01:11,339 --> 01:01:13,800
我感覺好多了，我想念學校

1008
01:01:13,883 --> 01:01:15,093
妳的病太嚴重

1009
01:01:15,593 --> 01:01:18,137
醫生也不建議妳上學

1010
01:01:18,471 --> 01:01:19,472
我知道

1011
01:01:19,556 --> 01:01:21,057
不過去個半天也好

1012
01:01:21,140 --> 01:01:24,227
老師可以幫我看作業，妳就不用麻煩

1013
01:01:25,270 --> 01:01:26,437
我可以搭公車去

1014
01:01:27,981 --> 01:01:29,274
妳氣色不太好，寶貝

1015
01:01:32,527 --> 01:01:33,653
還有妳的頭髮

1016
01:01:33,736 --> 01:01:35,196
太長了

1017
01:01:35,822 --> 01:01:37,323
或許我們應該⋯

1018
01:01:37,699 --> 01:01:41,035
趁還沒掉光全部剪掉

1019
01:01:42,829 --> 01:01:45,373
同學很壞，他們會取笑妳

1020
01:01:46,124 --> 01:01:49,669
所以妳乖乖待在家，家裡很安全

1021
01:01:53,548 --> 01:01:54,841
媽咪最愛妳了

1022
01:02:15,236 --> 01:02:17,405
這是妳的第一次，對吧？

1023
01:02:17,488 --> 01:02:18,698
妳知道該怎麼做嗎？

1024
01:02:19,574 --> 01:02:20,575
不知道

1025
01:02:21,242 --> 01:02:22,827
妳要跪下來

1026
01:02:23,995 --> 01:02:25,705
把那玩意放進嘴巴

1027
01:02:28,249 --> 01:02:32,879
然後頭前前後後擺動

1028
01:02:33,505 --> 01:02:35,673
相信我，不會太久

1029
01:02:36,466 --> 01:02:37,717
妳這樣好性感

1030
01:02:38,968 --> 01:02:40,136
謝謝妳，梅賽蒂

1031
01:02:42,180 --> 01:02:43,681
超美，姊妹

1032
01:02:50,730 --> 01:02:52,398
抱歉我遲到了

1033
01:02:53,733 --> 01:02:55,109
沒關係

1034
01:02:55,401 --> 01:02:57,195
公司臨時有點事

1035
01:02:59,113 --> 01:03:01,282
妳好美

1036
01:03:02,325 --> 01:03:03,535
嗨，妳好

1037
01:03:03,618 --> 01:03:06,329
我要波本威士忌，常溫，妳呢？

1038
01:03:07,830 --> 01:03:08,957
麻煩給我健怡可樂

1039
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:10,708
妳打算讓我一個人喝酒？

1040
01:03:11,084 --> 01:03:14,546
我坐在這裡看你喝就夠了

1041
01:03:16,130 --> 01:03:17,173
好吧

1042
01:03:18,633 --> 01:03:21,845
妳還有跟其他同學聯絡嗎？

1043
01:03:21,928 --> 01:03:23,513
沒有

1044
01:03:23,596 --> 01:03:26,349
偶爾會遇到同學，不過

1045
01:03:26,641 --> 01:03:29,686
我不搞同學會那類的

1046
01:03:29,769 --> 01:03:31,813
我去了畢業十年同學會

1047
01:03:31,896 --> 01:03:33,648
在那之後，算了吧

1048
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:36,818
我老婆超討厭整個過程

1049
01:03:37,151 --> 01:03:38,653
聽說她過世了

1050
01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:40,363
很遺憾

1051
01:03:40,655 --> 01:03:41,698
是啊

1052
01:03:42,156 --> 01:03:43,366
得了癌症

1053
01:03:43,449 --> 01:03:44,868
又能怎樣呢

1054
01:03:44,951 --> 01:03:48,997
是啊，我很多年前結了婚

1055
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:51,207
結果不太順利

1056
01:03:52,250 --> 01:03:54,460
有時候你超渴望一樣東西

1057
01:03:54,544 --> 01:03:58,590
突然間就⋯不想要了

1058
01:04:09,517 --> 01:04:11,186
知道這是什麼東西嗎？

1059
01:04:11,477 --> 01:04:13,146
什麼東西，電擊槍？

1060
01:04:13,229 --> 01:04:15,481
你要用電擊槍懲罰我喝健怡可樂？

1061
01:04:17,150 --> 01:04:19,152
這是個人追蹤裝置

1062
01:04:20,028 --> 01:04:21,154
好吧

1063
01:04:21,237 --> 01:04:24,407
我公司每台車都裝了這種裝置

1064
01:04:24,490 --> 01:04:26,576
包括我兒子安迪那台

1065
01:04:29,329 --> 01:04:33,082
為什麼我兒子會去妳家鬼混？

1066
01:04:34,792 --> 01:04:36,085
你應該去問他

1067
01:04:36,169 --> 01:04:39,255
我現在正在問妳

1068
01:04:41,216 --> 01:04:43,801
我不知道你要我說什麼，班

1069
01:04:43,968 --> 01:04:47,514
可以不要在這裡聊這個嗎？

1070
01:04:48,056 --> 01:04:49,724
我是這麼想的

1071
01:04:51,684 --> 01:04:53,770
妳想報復我

1072
01:04:55,063 --> 01:04:57,857
少來，我們都清楚妳超迷我

1073
01:04:57,941 --> 01:04:59,817
我根本就懶得理妳

1074
01:05:01,903 --> 01:05:03,571
妳是個遜咖，蘇安

1075
01:05:03,655 --> 01:05:05,782
一直都是，有夠悲哀

1076
01:05:08,284 --> 01:05:10,370
狗就是改不了吃屎，對吧？

1077
01:05:11,788 --> 01:05:14,666
對，沒錯

1078
01:05:14,749 --> 01:05:17,126
我鄭重警告妳，蘇安

1079
01:05:18,294 --> 01:05:23,550
要是我兒子再接近妳或是妳的破房子

1080
01:05:23,633 --> 01:05:25,552
我不會報警

1081
01:05:26,344 --> 01:05:28,012
我會親自搞定

1082
01:05:28,596 --> 01:05:29,889
明白嗎？

1083
01:05:44,696 --> 01:05:46,614
如何找出車子隱藏追蹤器

1084
01:05:50,201 --> 01:05:53,496
蘇安，放下手機，拿電剪幫這傢伙剃毛

1085
01:06:09,512 --> 01:06:12,765
金妮是大媽的女兒，她從來沒提過

1086
01:06:13,224 --> 01:06:14,642
而且她能走路

1087
01:06:14,726 --> 01:06:17,478
我們去大媽家玩時她一直都在

1088
01:06:17,562 --> 01:06:19,606
大媽跟我們爸媽是高中同學

1089
01:06:19,689 --> 01:06:21,900
她撕下畢業紀念冊上的照片

1090
01:06:21,983 --> 01:06:24,736
把自己跟你爸貼在一起

1091
01:06:25,069 --> 01:06:26,863
還有我媽和梅賽蒂

1092
01:06:26,946 --> 01:06:28,239
–誰在乎呀？
–超恐怖！

1093
01:06:28,323 --> 01:06:30,366
她得了那什麼鬼胰臟癌呀

1094
01:06:30,450 --> 01:06:32,994
吃那麼多藥會讓人做出奇怪的事

1095
01:06:33,870 --> 01:06:35,246
你不是認真的吧

1096
01:06:35,330 --> 01:06:38,333
我媽過世前也變得很奇怪

1097
01:06:43,546 --> 01:06:45,340
你媽的事很遺憾

1098
01:06:47,091 --> 01:06:48,510
但我不⋯

1099
01:06:48,593 --> 01:06:50,512
我不相信蘇安得了癌症

1100
01:06:51,971 --> 01:06:54,265
我覺得她以前喜歡你爸⋯

1101
01:06:54,349 --> 01:06:56,684
現在喜歡你

1102
01:06:57,268 --> 01:06:58,853
廢話

1103
01:06:59,687 --> 01:07:01,022
天哪

1104
01:07:01,105 --> 01:07:03,149
–開玩笑的啦
–你一整個爽翻

1105
01:07:03,233 --> 01:07:04,901
我開玩笑的啦

1106
01:07:04,984 --> 01:07:07,320
離開很簡單

1107
01:07:07,403 --> 01:07:10,406
我是不擔心，難的是搬家

1108
01:07:10,490 --> 01:07:12,784
這個我清楚得很

1109
01:07:13,201 --> 01:07:14,202
是不是？

1110
01:07:14,285 --> 01:07:17,664
我沒想到我有那麼多東西

1111
01:07:17,747 --> 01:07:19,541
看到那堆箱子才嚇到

1112
01:07:21,167 --> 01:07:22,460
真的

1113
01:07:22,919 --> 01:07:23,920
有夠⋯

1114
01:07:24,003 --> 01:07:25,129
嗨，親愛的

1115
01:07:25,213 --> 01:07:26,631
過來見一個人

1116
01:07:27,382 --> 01:07:28,800
這是蘇安

1117
01:07:29,551 --> 01:07:30,552
小瑪？

1118
01:07:31,261 --> 01:07:32,262
瑪姬

1119
01:07:32,762 --> 01:07:33,972
幸會了，瑪姬

1120
01:07:34,264 --> 01:07:35,682
幸會了

1121
01:07:36,683 --> 01:07:38,977
她在路易去的那家獸醫診所工作

1122
01:07:39,060 --> 01:07:42,647
她過來看看路易好不好

1123
01:07:42,730 --> 01:07:46,317
就是來確認狗狗打完針沒後遺症

1124
01:07:47,610 --> 01:07:48,987
來，坐呀

1125
01:07:50,113 --> 01:07:51,364
猜怎麼著？

1126
01:07:52,407 --> 01:07:54,951
我們唸同一所高中

1127
01:07:55,034 --> 01:07:57,662
還有班和梅賽蒂

1128
01:07:58,705 --> 01:08:00,915
瑪姬，妳唸哪所高中？

1129
01:08:01,583 --> 01:08:02,834
富蘭克林高中

1130
01:08:02,917 --> 01:08:05,211
交朋友不容易吧

1131
01:08:05,712 --> 01:08:07,046
她沒問題啦

1132
01:08:07,130 --> 01:08:09,674
她交了幾個好朋友，都是好孩子

1133
01:08:09,757 --> 01:08:11,092
我以她為榮

1134
01:08:11,843 --> 01:08:13,845
糟糕，看看我

1135
01:08:13,928 --> 01:08:15,846
又要遲到了

1136
01:08:16,055 --> 01:08:18,808
抱歉沒打聲招呼就跑來

1137
01:08:18,892 --> 01:08:21,435
我實在是太愛這些動物了

1138
01:08:21,519 --> 01:08:23,938
–我大概有根筋不對勁
–別這麼說

1139
01:08:24,397 --> 01:08:26,107
超感謝妳的

1140
01:08:26,191 --> 01:08:28,693
想來就來，隨時歡迎

1141
01:08:30,403 --> 01:08:31,738
見到妳真是太開心了

1142
01:08:32,113 --> 01:08:33,281
我也是

1143
01:08:36,451 --> 01:08:39,578
瑪姬，幫我好好照顧狗狗喔

1144
01:08:50,131 --> 01:08:52,258
繼續⋯不要停

1145
01:08:59,265 --> 01:09:01,350
我做得好嗎？

1146
01:09:01,434 --> 01:09:02,477
很好

1147
01:09:05,104 --> 01:09:07,106
班，你明天會跟我講話嗎？

1148
01:09:08,191 --> 01:09:09,526
我們走吧

1149
01:09:11,319 --> 01:09:12,319
好

1150
01:09:22,830 --> 01:09:24,541
–班？
–驚喜

1151
01:09:29,629 --> 01:09:31,506
天啊，有夠久

1152
01:09:31,589 --> 01:09:33,716
怎麼樣？她厲害嗎？

1153
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:35,176
超爽的

1154
01:09:59,784 --> 01:10:00,785
死賤人

1155
01:10:25,351 --> 01:10:26,352
路易？

1156
01:10:30,481 --> 01:10:31,482
路易？

1157
01:10:33,401 --> 01:10:34,402
路易？

1158
01:10:38,281 --> 01:10:40,200
天哪，你流血了！

1159
01:10:51,586 --> 01:10:52,712
有人嗎？

1160
01:10:58,343 --> 01:11:01,012
布魯克獸醫師

1161
01:11:01,137 --> 01:11:03,765
布魯克獸醫診所

1162
01:11:20,114 --> 01:11:21,741
他呼吸緩慢

1163
01:11:22,825 --> 01:11:24,702
還是別移動他比較好

1164
01:11:24,786 --> 01:11:26,704
–我打電話給蘇安，她⋯
–不要

1165
01:11:28,706 --> 01:11:29,749
別打給她

1166
01:11:30,708 --> 01:11:31,709
為什麼？

1167
01:11:33,253 --> 01:11:34,629
怎麼了？

1168
01:11:37,257 --> 01:11:38,758
我認識她

1169
01:11:41,052 --> 01:11:42,554
我去過她家

1170
01:11:50,228 --> 01:11:51,729
瞧瞧是誰大駕光臨

1171
01:11:51,813 --> 01:11:52,814
少來了

1172
01:11:52,897 --> 01:11:55,066
我沒時間陪妳抬槓，我兒子呢？

1173
01:11:55,733 --> 01:11:57,235
這裡只有你和我，班

1174
01:11:57,318 --> 01:11:59,571
我知道他在這裡，安迪，出來！

1175
01:12:01,072 --> 01:12:02,448
你知道這是什麼嗎？

1176
01:12:03,908 --> 01:12:04,909
什麼？

1177
01:12:06,452 --> 01:12:07,495
可惡！

1178
01:12:18,882 --> 01:12:21,050
我對妳好失望

1179
01:12:21,134 --> 01:12:22,135
妳在想什麼？

1180
01:12:22,343 --> 01:12:25,180
大家都去玩，我怕我不去

1181
01:12:25,263 --> 01:12:27,348
他們就不想跟我做朋友

1182
01:12:27,432 --> 01:12:29,851
妳才16歲，妳知不知道⋯

1183
01:12:29,934 --> 01:12:32,395
在舞會上偷喝酒是一回事

1184
01:12:32,478 --> 01:12:35,148
但這爛女人灌大家喝酒

1185
01:12:35,231 --> 01:12:39,402
妳還跑去她家鬼混，太超過了！

1186
01:12:39,485 --> 01:12:41,362
–妳在幹嘛？
–打給安迪他老爸

1187
01:12:41,446 --> 01:12:43,740
不！拜託別打給他

1188
01:12:43,823 --> 01:12:46,618
他跟這件事無關，他是最無辜的一個

1189
01:12:46,701 --> 01:12:47,952
拜託別打給他

1190
01:12:48,036 --> 01:12:49,204
回妳房間去

1191
01:12:50,580 --> 01:12:51,623
回妳房間去

1192
01:12:51,706 --> 01:12:55,084
暑假之前給我乖乖待在家，沒得談

1193
01:12:55,168 --> 01:12:57,337
別想再踏進那女人家一步

1194
01:12:57,420 --> 01:12:58,922
別想再上安迪的車

1195
01:12:59,005 --> 01:13:02,091
不管妳想去哪兒都別想去！

1196
01:13:08,556 --> 01:13:10,475
驚喜

1197
01:13:11,684 --> 01:13:12,852
別擔心

1198
01:13:13,144 --> 01:13:15,063
我會讓安迪知道你會晚點回家

1199
01:13:18,691 --> 01:13:20,276
我的小班班

1200
01:13:26,824 --> 01:13:27,825
話說

1201
01:13:29,285 --> 01:13:32,163
我一開始不知道該拿你怎麼辦

1202
01:13:32,247 --> 01:13:33,498
蘇安，求求妳

1203
01:13:35,625 --> 01:13:38,795
這是什麼東東？

1204
01:13:38,878 --> 01:13:41,172
你當年在儲藏室就是要給我看這個？

1205
01:13:44,050 --> 01:13:45,134
也許應該砍下來

1206
01:13:49,973 --> 01:13:51,057
還是算了吧

1207
01:13:55,937 --> 01:13:57,772
你對我做的事⋯

1208
01:14:00,233 --> 01:14:01,985
你給我的羞辱⋯

1209
01:14:03,987 --> 01:14:05,655
我永遠忘不掉

1210
01:14:05,738 --> 01:14:06,948
求求妳，蘇安

1211
01:14:08,157 --> 01:14:10,451
不過後來呢，我清醒了

1212
01:14:11,661 --> 01:14:14,914
“蘇安，妳搞錯囉”

1213
01:14:16,416 --> 01:14:20,837
你把我當條狗，因為你就是狗

1214
01:14:22,547 --> 01:14:24,340
路易

1215
01:14:24,632 --> 01:14:25,884
你呢

1216
01:14:26,718 --> 01:14:29,012
你不是人，班霍金斯

1217
01:14:29,804 --> 01:14:31,097
那什麼鬼東西？

1218
01:14:36,895 --> 01:14:38,188
求求妳，蘇安

1219
01:14:38,938 --> 01:14:40,315
我那時候還小！

1220
01:14:40,398 --> 01:14:42,275
我也是，死爛人

1221
01:14:42,358 --> 01:14:43,359
不要！

1222
01:14:45,445 --> 01:14:46,613
不要！

1223
01:15:03,213 --> 01:15:04,214
明天我放假

1224
01:15:04,297 --> 01:15:06,925
妳要給我起床陪我去辦事

1225
01:15:09,385 --> 01:15:11,971
早上八點準時車上見

1226
01:15:14,057 --> 01:15:15,225
討厭

1227
01:15:21,231 --> 01:15:23,066
–嘿，艾瑞卡
–妳敢再接近我家

1228
01:15:23,149 --> 01:15:26,736
或是我女兒，我馬上報警

1229
01:15:26,819 --> 01:15:29,364
妳在說什麼呀？

1230
01:15:29,447 --> 01:15:32,408
什麼樣的媽媽會跟高中小鬼開派對？

1231
01:15:33,201 --> 01:15:35,870
我看妳是咖啡喝太多了，失陪

1232
01:15:35,954 --> 01:15:37,288
我不是開玩笑

1233
01:15:37,372 --> 01:15:38,706
給我滾遠點

1234
01:15:38,790 --> 01:15:40,416
我知道怎麼對付妳這種人

1235
01:15:40,500 --> 01:15:42,710
漂亮、有型、受歡迎

1236
01:15:43,336 --> 01:15:46,130
最後還不是搬回老家在賭場端酒⋯

1237
01:15:46,214 --> 01:15:48,967
他們是小孩子！妳是哪根筋不對？

1238
01:15:49,050 --> 01:15:51,678
被排擠在外感覺怎麼樣？

1239
01:15:52,554 --> 01:15:53,721
難受吧？

1240
01:15:54,430 --> 01:16:00,019
我跟妳保證小圈圈裡的風景可精彩了

1241
01:16:00,687 --> 01:16:01,729
妳有病

1242
01:16:02,272 --> 01:16:04,399
看來有人嫉妒喔

1243
01:16:04,482 --> 01:16:06,901
嫉妒蘇安我！

1244
01:16:07,735 --> 01:16:09,445
我本來以為我們可以當好姊妹

1245
01:16:09,529 --> 01:16:10,989
全被妳毀了

1246
01:16:11,072 --> 01:16:12,198
全被妳毀了！

1247
01:16:13,533 --> 01:16:14,576
沒良心的賤女人

1248
01:16:14,659 --> 01:16:16,578
我還幫妳處理掉梅賽蒂

1249
01:16:32,260 --> 01:16:34,053
瑪姬

1250
01:16:34,137 --> 01:16:35,763
妳錯過好戲了

1251
01:16:36,181 --> 01:16:37,891
妳看

1252
01:16:37,974 --> 01:16:40,101
看看這是誰呀

1253
01:16:40,185 --> 01:16:41,311
開什麼玩笑？

1254
01:16:41,394 --> 01:16:42,770
他現在屬於我了

1255
01:16:45,106 --> 01:16:46,983
多謝這對耳環

1256
01:16:47,233 --> 01:16:48,234
不行

1257
01:17:15,136 --> 01:17:16,763
我搞不懂大媽是怎麼回事

1258
01:17:16,846 --> 01:17:18,348
就是呀，怪咖一個

1259
01:17:25,730 --> 01:17:27,232
管他的，生日嘛

1260
01:17:29,484 --> 01:17:30,985
你這個大騙子

1261
01:17:31,069 --> 01:17:32,695
你答應我不會再來的

1262
01:17:32,779 --> 01:17:34,739
–查斯生日，妳是怎樣？
–所以呢？

1263
01:17:34,822 --> 01:17:36,783
我沒得選！跟妳說妳一定氣炸

1264
01:17:36,866 --> 01:17:37,951
你不是說不喝了

1265
01:17:38,034 --> 01:17:39,494
大媽趕走其他人

1266
01:17:39,577 --> 01:17:41,412
她只想跟我們那掛人玩，好嗎？

1267
01:17:41,496 --> 01:17:43,164
天哪，瑪姬！

1268
01:17:43,248 --> 01:17:44,666
–天啊
–妳來了我好高興

1269
01:17:45,667 --> 01:17:47,210
天哪，妳超正的

1270
01:17:50,421 --> 01:17:51,422
搞屁喔？

1271
01:17:52,173 --> 01:17:55,218
妳快喝大媽為查斯生日特製的調酒

1272
01:17:55,301 --> 01:17:57,053
好好喝喔

1273
01:18:00,849 --> 01:18:02,642
–來一杯⋯
–不要！

1274
01:18:05,186 --> 01:18:07,230
好，該睡了

1275
01:18:07,313 --> 01:18:08,398
等一下，快好了

1276
01:18:08,481 --> 01:18:09,816
我叫妳關掉

1277
01:18:13,862 --> 01:18:14,946
嘴巴張開

1278
01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:30,753
我聽到樓下那些人在玩

1279
01:18:31,504 --> 01:18:32,797
一直都聽得到

1280
01:18:32,881 --> 01:18:35,091
晚安，媽咪愛妳

1281
01:18:54,569 --> 01:18:55,820
糟糕

1282
01:18:59,741 --> 01:19:00,783
拜託！

1283
01:19:03,828 --> 01:19:05,914
–好，嘿
–我不⋯

1284
01:19:05,997 --> 01:19:08,333
我知道，但你得保持清醒，好嗎？

1285
01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:40,323
可惡

1286
01:19:50,291 --> 01:19:51,417
救救我！

1287
01:19:51,501 --> 01:19:52,752
金妮？

1288
01:20:02,136 --> 01:20:04,180
救救我，我在裡面

1289
01:20:05,765 --> 01:20:06,766
金妮？

1290
01:20:11,229 --> 01:20:12,230
金妮？

1291
01:20:20,071 --> 01:20:21,072
老天爺

1292
01:20:48,308 --> 01:20:49,309
瑪姬

1293
01:20:54,856 --> 01:20:58,067
我感覺得到那雙大眼睛正盯著我

1294
01:21:03,448 --> 01:21:04,657
瑪姬

1295
01:21:04,741 --> 01:21:06,576
妳真是好樣的

1296
01:21:06,659 --> 01:21:10,663
那劑量鎮靜劑能讓大丹犬昏睡五小時

1297
01:21:12,457 --> 01:21:14,000
瑪姬，快點

1298
01:21:14,083 --> 01:21:17,045
今天我放假，我們有事要忙

1299
01:21:17,879 --> 01:21:18,880
知道嗎？

1300
01:21:20,548 --> 01:21:23,009
有些人就是這麼受歡迎

1301
01:21:26,930 --> 01:21:29,891
得來全不費工夫

1302
01:21:29,974 --> 01:21:31,809
天生就有本錢

1303
01:21:33,269 --> 01:21:34,521
完美的皮膚⋯

1304
01:21:37,148 --> 01:21:38,983
好完美的皮膚

1305
01:21:40,902 --> 01:21:42,362
完美的腹肌

1306
01:21:45,615 --> 01:21:47,283
一定很爽吧，帥哥

1307
01:21:55,041 --> 01:21:56,042
妳想去哪？

1308
01:21:59,963 --> 01:22:02,048
小姐，我要生氣囉

1309
01:22:10,932 --> 01:22:12,308
接下來

1310
01:22:12,851 --> 01:22:14,352
海莉呀海莉

1311
01:22:14,435 --> 01:22:15,645
班花妹

1312
01:22:16,062 --> 01:22:18,398
天生伶牙俐齒

1313
01:22:21,067 --> 01:22:23,069
叫我去找個男人？

1314
01:22:23,152 --> 01:22:25,029
這應該能讓妳閉上鳥嘴

1315
01:22:41,588 --> 01:22:44,549
史都，瑪姬不見了

1316
01:22:45,508 --> 01:22:47,635
你可以過來一趟嗎？

1317
01:22:48,386 --> 01:22:49,929
謝謝，好

1318
01:23:04,736 --> 01:23:05,987
知道有多難受嗎？

1319
01:23:07,155 --> 01:23:09,699
大家都開開心心，只有妳孤零零

1320
01:23:09,782 --> 01:23:11,868
想都沒想過⋯

1321
01:23:11,951 --> 01:23:13,703
妳也想融入大家

1322
01:23:16,289 --> 01:23:17,749
最難受的是⋯

1323
01:23:19,125 --> 01:23:23,379
妳就站在他們面前，他們卻視而不見

1324
01:23:25,215 --> 01:23:26,799
抱歉了，達雷

1325
01:23:27,550 --> 01:23:29,677
他們只能容納你我其中一個

1326
01:23:50,823 --> 01:23:51,866
大媽？

1327
01:23:55,828 --> 01:23:56,955
親愛的

1328
01:23:57,038 --> 01:23:58,456
我們惹妳生氣了嗎？

1329
01:24:02,043 --> 01:24:04,629
過來，來，起來

1330
01:24:06,256 --> 01:24:07,757
你是個大孩子了

1331
01:24:09,634 --> 01:24:11,135
你好香⋯

1332
01:24:12,095 --> 01:24:13,471
就跟你爸一模一樣

1333
01:24:14,848 --> 01:24:16,266
這感覺真好

1334
01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:18,601
是啊

1335
01:24:20,478 --> 01:24:23,189
彷彿世上只剩下我們倆

1336
01:24:27,110 --> 01:24:28,486
你知道我們是什麼嗎？

1337
01:24:29,863 --> 01:24:31,406
最佳班對

1338
01:24:32,198 --> 01:24:33,199
沒錯

1339
01:24:34,868 --> 01:24:36,828
你還是班上萬人迷

1340
01:24:41,791 --> 01:24:43,084
我愛妳

1341
01:25:04,063 --> 01:25:05,064
住手！

1342
01:25:05,481 --> 01:25:06,691
騙子

1343
01:25:06,774 --> 01:25:07,775
求求妳！

1344
01:25:08,610 --> 01:25:10,195
妳為什麼要這麼做？

1345
01:25:10,278 --> 01:25:11,738
妳有病

1346
01:25:12,113 --> 01:25:13,656
妳需要幫助

1347
01:25:15,909 --> 01:25:17,327
不准出聲

1348
01:25:17,785 --> 01:25:20,663
不准出聲，不然我就割斷妳喉嚨

1349
01:25:20,747 --> 01:25:21,748
聽到沒？

1350
01:25:28,338 --> 01:25:29,756
蘇安，今天好嗎？

1351
01:25:30,173 --> 01:25:31,174
很好

1352
01:25:34,219 --> 01:25:37,680
妳家院子有一堆杯杯瓶瓶，還有⋯

1353
01:25:37,764 --> 01:25:40,391
妳家車道附近停了幾台車

1354
01:25:40,683 --> 01:25:42,852
有什麼事是我該知道的嗎？

1355
01:25:42,936 --> 01:25:44,062
真的假的？

1356
01:25:44,145 --> 01:25:45,396
真的

1357
01:25:46,397 --> 01:25:50,026
一定是小女生惡搞之類的

1358
01:25:50,109 --> 01:25:53,196
看來我得花一整天清理乾淨

1359
01:25:58,326 --> 01:26:00,411
蘇安，屋子裡還有什麼人？

1360
01:26:03,456 --> 01:26:05,375
媽，一切都沒事吧？

1361
01:26:07,043 --> 01:26:09,379
我女兒病得很重

1362
01:26:09,462 --> 01:26:10,672
而現在呢

1363
01:26:10,755 --> 01:26:13,925
你正在耽誤我帶她去看醫生

1364
01:26:14,717 --> 01:26:15,718
這樣呀

1365
01:26:17,053 --> 01:26:18,346
很抱歉，小妹妹

1366
01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:19,973
祝妳早日康復

1367
01:26:21,724 --> 01:26:22,725
救命啊！

1368
01:26:22,809 --> 01:26:24,227
救救我們！

1369
01:26:29,482 --> 01:26:30,942
我叫妳待在床上

1370
01:26:31,442 --> 01:26:33,570
妳害我不得不殺了這個人

1371
01:26:33,653 --> 01:26:34,904
我沒有！

1372
01:26:35,822 --> 01:26:39,200
給我過來幫我拖他進去

1373
01:26:48,168 --> 01:26:49,752
艾瑞卡，怎麼了？要去哪？

1374
01:26:49,836 --> 01:26:51,504
她應該往18號公路去了

1375
01:26:52,130 --> 01:26:54,048
好，我們會找到她

1376
01:26:59,721 --> 01:27:02,056
瑪姬，妳這小壞蛋

1377
01:27:03,183 --> 01:27:04,809
我叫妳不准出聲

1378
01:27:04,893 --> 01:27:05,894
起來！

1379
01:27:08,855 --> 01:27:10,356
過來

1380
01:27:10,440 --> 01:27:11,649
我們要來拍照

1381
01:27:13,985 --> 01:27:15,445
最佳班對，班級小丑

1382
01:27:16,362 --> 01:27:17,780
市長青年委員會

1383
01:27:18,948 --> 01:27:19,949
好了

1384
01:27:20,116 --> 01:27:23,161
去讓查斯靠沙發坐好

1385
01:27:24,621 --> 01:27:26,497
要是妳妄想逃出去

1386
01:27:26,956 --> 01:27:28,374
我就把你們通通殺了

1387
01:27:33,630 --> 01:27:34,631
妳要我坐哪？

1388
01:27:34,714 --> 01:27:36,382
妳不用入鏡

1389
01:27:36,466 --> 01:27:37,800
妳要去拍照

1390
01:27:40,178 --> 01:27:41,221
按前面的按鈕

1391
01:27:51,856 --> 01:27:52,857
再一張

1392
01:27:56,945 --> 01:27:58,196
你有微笑嗎？

1393
01:28:06,287 --> 01:28:07,497
好孩子

1394
01:28:11,626 --> 01:28:12,836
不要！

1395
01:28:19,008 --> 01:28:21,803
媽！媽！他還在動！

1396
01:28:21,886 --> 01:28:24,681
媽！救命！

1397
01:29:03,344 --> 01:29:04,721
安迪？

1398
01:29:05,471 --> 01:29:07,390
快呼吸！

1399
01:29:07,557 --> 01:29:08,641
好了

1400
01:29:09,517 --> 01:29:10,518
安迪！

1401
01:29:10,602 --> 01:29:12,312
安迪，聽得到我嗎？

1402
01:29:13,021 --> 01:29:14,606
救命！救命！

1403
01:29:14,731 --> 01:29:15,857
救命！

1404
01:29:16,816 --> 01:29:17,942
救命！

1405
01:29:18,193 --> 01:29:19,194
救命！

1406
01:29:19,319 --> 01:29:20,570
救救我們！

1407
01:29:22,739 --> 01:29:25,241
救命！

1408
01:29:32,498 --> 01:29:33,499
過來

1409
01:29:33,583 --> 01:29:35,251
不！放開我！

1410
01:29:35,335 --> 01:29:36,336
金妮，閉嘴！

1411
01:29:38,254 --> 01:29:39,255
老天爺

1412
01:29:39,339 --> 01:29:40,924
–天哪！
–瑪姬！

1413
01:29:41,007 --> 01:29:43,927
媽！我們得救安迪，他⋯

1414
01:29:44,010 --> 01:29:45,011
救救我！

1415
01:29:45,094 --> 01:29:46,429
不！金妮！

1416
01:29:46,596 --> 01:29:48,056
–救救我！
–她不會救妳

1417
01:29:48,139 --> 01:29:49,641
不！ –金妮！

1418
01:29:49,724 --> 01:29:52,227
她超沒種，跟她媽一樣，妳自己說！

1419
01:29:52,435 --> 01:29:54,187
告訴她妳當年有多孬！

1420
01:29:54,354 --> 01:29:57,190
對不起，我對不起妳，好嗎，蘇安？

1421
01:29:57,273 --> 01:30:00,527
他們不該那樣對妳

1422
01:30:00,610 --> 01:30:02,779
我應該站出來阻止的，好嗎？

1423
01:30:02,862 --> 01:30:04,697
–我應該站出來阻止
–妳卻沒有！

1424
01:30:05,365 --> 01:30:06,366
妳沒有！

1425
01:30:09,118 --> 01:30:10,286
妳沒有

1426
01:30:10,370 --> 01:30:11,454
走吧，寶貝

1427
01:30:11,538 --> 01:30:13,081
救救我，瑪姬！救救我！

1428
01:30:13,164 --> 01:30:15,667
對不起，蘇安！求求妳！

1429
01:30:15,750 --> 01:30:17,168
蘇安！

1430
01:30:17,252 --> 01:30:19,379
該睡覺囉，媽咪愛妳

1431
01:30:19,462 --> 01:30:22,382
他們不該那樣對妳！好嗎？

1432
01:30:24,592 --> 01:30:26,386
–不！
–媽咪愛妳

1433
01:30:26,469 --> 01:30:27,804
瑪姬！不要！

1434
01:30:30,390 --> 01:30:31,641
瑪姬！

1435
01:30:33,476 --> 01:30:35,019
我不是孬種！

1436
01:30:35,103 --> 01:30:36,646
我跟我媽不一樣

1437
01:30:41,109 --> 01:30:42,110
瑪姬

1438
01:30:45,572 --> 01:30:46,614
金妮！

1439
01:30:47,740 --> 01:30:48,741
瑪姬，快來！

1440
01:30:51,828 --> 01:30:52,912
瑪姬！

1441
01:30:55,707 --> 01:30:57,125
金妮！

1442
01:31:00,420 --> 01:31:01,671
妳沒事吧？

1443
01:32:43,606 --> 01:32:47,318
恐怖大媽

1444
01:38:49,305 --> 01:38:52,308
紀念亞倫克里斯特斯與肯尼約萬傑克森

1445
01:39:17,959 --> 01:39:19,961
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