1 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:28,954 ♪ I fell in love again ♪ 2 00:00:30,071 --> 00:00:33,491 ♪ All things go, all things go ♪ 3 00:00:33,908 --> 00:00:36,698 ♪ Drove to Chicago ♪ 4 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:41,254 ♪ All things know, all things know ♪ 5 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:44,793 ♪ You came to take us ♪ 6 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:48,920 ♪ All things go, all things go ♪ 7 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:52,175 ♪ To recreate us ♪ 8 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:56,643 ♪ All things grow, all things grow ♪ 9 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:59,772 ♪ We had our mindset ♪ 10 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:02,270 ♪ All things know ♪ 11 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,559 ♪ All things know ♪ 12 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:07,527 ♪ You had to find it ♪ 13 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:12,195 ♪ All things go, all things go ♪ 14 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:53,488 Good morning, Chippy. 15 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:57,992 Mom! Where are my socks? 16 00:01:58,243 --> 00:01:59,743 What? Which ones? 17 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:02,248 The red ones! They were right here! 18 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:04,540 - I don't know! - Where did you leave 'em? 19 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:08,591 I know what you're doing in there. 20 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,710 Knock it off and come down to breakfast. 21 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,837 You get one more tardy slip and they're gonna suspend you. 22 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:19,137 I wanna stop at Starbucks 23 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:21,182 - on the way to school. - With what money? 24 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,846 I have Apple Pay on my phone. 25 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:26,194 Then we have to pay that bill eventually, do you know that? 26 00:02:26,729 --> 00:02:27,559 Really? 27 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:30,817 This kidnapped Astrid Sloan girl's quite the story. You know her? 28 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:32,154 Seen her around. 29 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:36,316 She turned that student body president election into real news. 30 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:37,696 Made the Los Angeles Times. 31 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:38,912 I only read the headline, 32 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,122 but it's on the front of the Metro section. 33 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:42,164 Who are you votin' for? 34 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:45,035 He's got more important things to worry about. 35 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,423 - Than his civic duty? - Yes. Like passing English. 36 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,090 He speaks English just fine. 37 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,709 It's just two rich kids fighting for attention. 38 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:52,756 Scrambled eggs again? 39 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:56,585 You want fancy eggs? Make 'em yourself, little Prince George. 40 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,215 I could if I wanted to. 41 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,933 I saw a documentary on Netflix and now I'm vegan. 42 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:03,466 Honey, you're struggling to make friends already. 43 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:06,228 You don't need to add another reason for people to be annoyed by you. 44 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:09,189 In this country, the most important right is the right to vote. 45 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,360 One man, one vote. 46 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:15,241 No more kings, all that Schoolhouse Rock stuff. 47 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,200 BuzzFeed has the best online quizzes. 48 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,990 Like, "Which Avenger are you?" 49 00:03:19,073 --> 00:03:20,623 "What's your ideal pet?" 50 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:21,910 "What would your porn name be?" 51 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:23,703 I wish Fallout 5 would come out already. 52 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:25,496 Mine's Frankie Hermosa. 53 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:28,120 If I touch my butthole while I'm jerking off, 54 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,708 does that make me gay? 55 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:33,877 Crap, I'm getting a random boner again. 56 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:36,264 God, my life sucks. 57 00:03:57,445 --> 00:04:00,025 ...so, I think we sorta lost touch, which was too bad. 58 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:01,664 But, you know, it happens. 59 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,911 Anyway, it's so nice to reconnect with you. 60 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:06,753 I just wanted to make sure that you knew about the election today 61 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:10,539 and how important it is that we as students make our voices heard. 62 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:13,995 As you know, these two candidates could not be further apart on the issues. 63 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:17,417 I'm not sure if you're aware of Payton Hobart's latest smears 64 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,127 about Astrid Sloan's character, 65 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:22,177 but I think varsity football captain Reggie Water said it best 66 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,642 when he called it "just politics as usual." 67 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,223 Wait, who are you? 68 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:30,979 I'm Kris, the Chief Data Strategist for Together: We're One. 69 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:33,022 The campaign to elect Astrid Sloan. 70 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:35,570 According to our research, 71 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,240 which I guess is my research 72 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:40,948 because that's my role in the campaign... And can I just say as a sidebar, 73 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:44,950 there is no candidate more passionate and dedicated than Astrid. 74 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:46,664 But according to our research, 75 00:04:46,744 --> 00:04:49,374 you're just one of a handful of undecided voters 76 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:52,035 who have yet to express a preference for a candidate, 77 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,995 so I just wanted to double-check that you had all the information 78 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:57,836 to make an informed choice when you step into that voting booth. 79 00:04:57,922 --> 00:05:00,342 Any time after fifth period until the polls close at 3:30. 80 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:01,585 Yeah, okay. 81 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:04,468 Uh, for instance, did you know that Payton Hobart 82 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:07,774 has funneled thousands of dollars of his parent's wealth into his own campaign? 83 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:10,349 I mean, I wouldn't go so far as to call it dirty money, 84 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:13,185 but wouldn't you agree there should be less money in politics, not more? 85 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:15,521 - I don't know. - "I don't know" is exactly right. 86 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:17,566 I don't know how Payton Hobart sleeps at night, 87 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,940 thinking he can just buy his way through this election, 88 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:23,238 but I guess it just goes to show how out of touch he really is, Elliott. 89 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,163 Yeah, thanks. 90 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:26,530 Oh, and you might've heard something about this media circus 91 00:05:26,617 --> 00:05:29,117 surrounding Astrid's so-called "disappearance." 92 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:31,873 Smart voters are not gonna let the conspiracy media distract them. 93 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:35,166 Did you know she just chose Pierre Toussaint as her running mate? 94 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:38,001 Making him the first Haitian VP candidate in school history. 95 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:38,917 Amazing. 96 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,375 So when you wear that pin, 97 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,795 you'll be sending a strong message to Big Bucks Payton: 98 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:44,644 the status quo has got to go. 99 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,639 Will you commit to wearing that pin 100 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,721 and telling the moneyed interests at this school 101 00:05:48,806 --> 00:05:51,386 - that you're tired of business as usual? - Okay. Fine. 102 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:55,226 Thank you, Elliott. I really admire you. Now let's make history together. 103 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:57,268 And I've gotta let Astrid know. 104 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,647 She's been asking me all day, "Have you talked to Elliott?" 105 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:02,864 So, I will tell her that Elliott is in. 106 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:05,571 Again, really good reconnecting with you. 107 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:15,415 - Vote for Payton. - Make sure you vote for Astrid. 108 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,630 Vote for Payton. 109 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:18,593 Wait. Here, take this. 110 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:49,581 - Hey, Amir Everett, right? - Yeah. 111 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:52,199 How's it going? Payton Hobart running for student body president. 112 00:06:52,286 --> 00:06:54,906 Our research says that you are one of the still undecided students, 113 00:06:54,997 --> 00:06:58,127 so I thought that maybe a little one-on-one time might convince you 114 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,089 to hop off the fence onto our side. 115 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:02,339 Wait, how do you know that I'm undecided? 116 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,222 Well, we have an algorithm that goes through student social media posts. 117 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:07,679 It's all totally legal, plus human intelligence gathering. 118 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,680 The important part is that we pay attention. 119 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:11,392 Okay? We care about you as an individual, 120 00:07:11,472 --> 00:07:13,852 which is why I really wanted to apologize to you personally 121 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:15,143 for Infinity's homophobic slur. 122 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,395 All right? I know that you're out and proud, 123 00:07:17,478 --> 00:07:20,358 and I wanted to make sure that you don't think I condone it in any way. 124 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,230 That's why I kicked her off the ticket. 125 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:23,820 That was pretty bold. 126 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,396 - I appreciate that. - Yeah. 127 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,533 Hey, have you seen Hamilton? 128 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:31,121 - Like three times. - Yeah, me too. 129 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,200 Thanks for talking, Payton. 130 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:36,078 I think you can count on me getting off the fence now. 131 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,126 Oh, that's music to my ears, Amir. Thank you. 132 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:48,223 We got him. 133 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,141 Nice. You mention Hamilton? 134 00:07:50,511 --> 00:07:53,011 Who do you think you're dealing with? Who's next? 135 00:07:53,097 --> 00:07:55,597 A junior named Elliott Beachman. 136 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:57,023 Hmm. Never heard of him. 137 00:07:57,101 --> 00:07:59,811 I'll take it. He's some woodshop loser. No need to waste your time. 138 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,606 - Don't talk like that. - He's irrelevant. 139 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:04,109 If we didn't need his vote, he could die tomorrow, no one'd notice. 140 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,572 Which is exactly why I'm running for president. 141 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:08,147 No kid should feel that way. 142 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,834 Elliott, I know you're in there. 143 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,668 The bell has rung. Get to class. 144 00:08:28,382 --> 00:08:31,052 - Hey, Elliott, right? - I know I'm late. I was taking a dump. 145 00:08:31,135 --> 00:08:33,635 Dude, who do you think I am? The hall monitor? 146 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:37,059 I'm James. I'm working on Payton's campaign. 147 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:38,727 Okay. 148 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:43,234 Hey, it's good to see you. 149 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:46,904 So, listen. You know, I hear you're undecided about the election. 150 00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:49,364 I know politics can be really boring sometimes. 151 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:50,905 It's like, who cares, right? 152 00:08:50,988 --> 00:08:54,278 But actually, Payton's gonna be making a huge announcement today 153 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,407 at the final debate. 154 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:56,703 You should definitely be there. 155 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:58,623 It'd be really cool if you came. 156 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:00,584 Sure. 157 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,673 - You know voting starts at fifth period? - Yeah, I know. 158 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:11,177 Dude, you know what? 159 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:13,545 I just thought of something. What are you doing at 2:15? 160 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:16,056 - I have math. - Oh, no, F that. You know what? 161 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:18,388 I'll come pull you out of class, walk you to the polls, 162 00:09:18,474 --> 00:09:20,644 and then you have the rest of the period to screw around. 163 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,556 - Could probably even go home after that. - Uh... 164 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:25,225 Oh, dude! No! When's your lunch? Fourth? 165 00:09:25,314 --> 00:09:27,154 Dude, how about instead of sitting by yourself, 166 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,613 you sit with me and my friends and we all go vote right after? 167 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,994 Do you know Decker and Jerry? Might not, they're seniors. 168 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:33,411 But, uh, yeah, dude. 169 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:35,449 Just come and hang with us and, dude! 170 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:38,288 Decker's girlfriend Shana's throwing a party this weekend, so, like, 171 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:40,409 just come and have lunch with us and I'll be like, 172 00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:42,206 "Dudes, I'm bringin' this kid!" 173 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,166 Oh, shit! 174 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:47,878 You just broke my nose, you asshole! 175 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:53,552 And so, some people could choose to say, 176 00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:55,554 "This campaign has become extremely negative. 177 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:59,426 It's full of anger and vitriol, and so... I'm not interested." 178 00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:01,057 But I see it differently. 179 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:04,852 All right? I believe that this race has inspired such passion 180 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,937 because we all know what's at stake here... 181 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,363 - You're late. - Yeah, sorry. 182 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,651 It was made clear to you that this assembly was mandatory, 183 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,735 - so that's a detention. - Yeah, all right. 184 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,991 But there is one person here who can speak about my opponent 185 00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:16,913 better than anyone, 186 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:19,241 and so I'm gonna leave it to her, because, after all, 187 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,787 - she was Astrid's running mate. - Hi. 188 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:23,871 And now she's making history 189 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:26,706 as the first ever running mate to switch candidates. 190 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:28,291 So I'm gonna let her talk about 191 00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:30,877 what it felt like to make the right decision. 192 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,673 Ladies and gentlemen, please allow me 193 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:36,047 to introduce the next Vice President of St. Sebastian: Skye Leighton! 194 00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:40,426 Yeah, Skye! 195 00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:42,812 Thank you. Thank you. 196 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,848 - Yeah! - Thank you. 197 00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:49,114 Thank you so much. You're too kind. 198 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,609 Thank you so much, Payton. 199 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:59,195 And I am so happy to be joining a campaign that I can... believe in. 200 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:04,749 Let me say a few things about my former running mate, 201 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,500 - Astrid Sloan. - Oh... 202 00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:11,052 Actually, no, let me say a few things to my former running mate Astrid Sloan. 203 00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:12,458 Oh... 204 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:13,882 Astrid, 205 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,720 what the hell were you thinking? 206 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,718 I mean, how out of touch can somebody be 207 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:24,144 to just skip town in the middle of a campaign for student body president? 208 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,847 Psst! Psst! 209 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,976 Excuse me, yeah. Would you mind turning that down? 210 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,563 You freaking psychopath. 211 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:31,895 What is wrong with you? 212 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:34,112 Were you high, Astrid? 213 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:35,613 Or are you high right now? 214 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:39,450 I mean, look, we all get it. We all get stressed. 215 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,790 You know, I'm sure a lot of folks here, when they're having a really rough day, 216 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,368 they think to themselves, "You know what I ought to do? 217 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:49,791 I ought to go on a road trip and I won't tell anybody where I'm going, 218 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,585 so the whole town will freak out 219 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:55,339 and the national media will descend and I'll come back a few days later 220 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,343 and pretend like nothing happened." 221 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,835 We get it, Astrid. We've all been there. 222 00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:05,387 Ms. Leighton, if you'll please wrap up. 223 00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:08,767 I was just getting started, folks. 224 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,943 Anyway, Astrid, so glad you're back. 225 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,980 I'll just in closing say this, 226 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:18,526 a vote for this ticket is not just a vote for me and Payton. 227 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,823 It's a vote for every person of color... 228 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,290 ...every woman... 229 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:28,118 ...every LGBTQI and A. 230 00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:30,245 It is a vote for progress, St. Sebastian. 231 00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:31,712 And it happens today. 232 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,166 Now let's go make history. 233 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,556 Hey, dumbass! 234 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,846 Would you mind turning the sound off on your phone, 235 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,444 you stupid piece of shit? 236 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,772 Astrid Sloan, your opening remarks? 237 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,778 - Yeah, Astrid! - Let's go! 238 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,026 - Dude, look! - What? 239 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,070 Connor, I'm not going to glorify those remarks with a response. 240 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,618 He's totally gonna go up her shirt. 241 00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:08,621 That was tasteless and mean-spirited. 242 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,334 And I think you students have just seen... 243 00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:12,634 - Holy shit! - ...a great example of what you'll get 244 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:17,128 if you make the mistake of choosing these people to represent you. 245 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,384 Shame on you, Skye. 246 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:22,797 Payton. 247 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,635 This school deserves better than you. 248 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,060 Oh! 249 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:27,218 There! 250 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,176 My decision 251 00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:30,635 - to fire you as my running mate... - She did not fire me! 252 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,386 - Ms. Leighton, you had your time. - Oh! 253 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,308 She did not fire me! 254 00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:38,316 ...to fire her as my running mate was the best thing I could've done. 255 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:43,240 Ladies and gentlemen, I am so proud to introduce St. Sebastian High School's 256 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:46,832 first ever Haitian-born vice presidential candidate, 257 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,333 Pierre Toussaint. 258 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,666 Thank you so much, Astrid. Wow. 259 00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:58,632 It's like the whole school. 260 00:13:58,712 --> 00:13:59,762 Amazing! 261 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,924 Yes, St. Sebastian. 262 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:05,297 Astrid and I are proud to announce our nine-point plan 263 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,716 to make this school greener, safer, 264 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:10,765 and a more integrated part of this community, 265 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:14,560 making each and every one of us better global citizens along the way. 266 00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:17,189 But, you know what? 267 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,613 Something just occurred to me as I was sitting there. 268 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,191 You know what I want to happen this year? 269 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:25,948 I want Drake to come and play a concert here. 270 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,202 Wouldn't that be awesome? 271 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:33,662 Who all here would like to have Drake come do a show for everybody here? 272 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,424 - What flavor? - Bubble gum. 273 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,960 - I want our prom at Santa Barbara Hall. - It's good. 274 00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:43,424 And then at midnight, Drake takes the stage and does a show all night. 275 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:46,257 St. Sebastian, this is my promise to you. 276 00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:49,473 We'll raise however much money it takes to fly him here, 277 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,975 and Drake will give us the sickest prom night ever. 278 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,888 Let's do this, St. Sebastian! 279 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,741 Thank you, Mr. Toussaint. 280 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,907 Payton, freshman Dolly Andricks has a question for you. 281 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,834 - Drake! - Everyone, I'll ask you again. 282 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,711 Could you please hold your applause until the end of the debate? 283 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:19,380 She ran away with my boyfriend! 284 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:26,842 She ran away with my boyfriend! 285 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:34,769 Payton Hobart used me for my cancer! 286 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:42,402 And Astrid ran away with my boyfriend and they had sex! 287 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:48,107 He said he saw you eat your own boogers. 288 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,534 I'm going! 289 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:54,076 Okay. Okay. Let's everybody sit down. 290 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:57,671 - Drake! - Everybody take a seat. 291 00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,038 Excuse me, I'm doing some post-debate exit polling. 292 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,165 Would you be willing to answer a few questions? 293 00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:04,509 Okay, can you stop walking for a second? 294 00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:07,125 - Name, please. - Elliott. 295 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,633 Last name? 296 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:14,427 Beachman. Your last name is Beachman, just for future reference. 297 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,100 You were at the debate, right? 298 00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:17,893 Did the debate change your opinion of either candidate? 299 00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:18,983 No. 300 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,609 Can you explain why? 301 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,863 I dunno. Just don't really care. 302 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,277 Okay. Are you leaning towards one candidate over the other? 303 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:30,655 No. 304 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,832 Okay, so no preference. 305 00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:37,121 Was there any moment in the debate that stood out to you? 306 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,003 Not really. 307 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,002 Do you remember anything said during the debate? 308 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,174 No. 309 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,746 Okay. So not when one candidate promised 310 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,468 to bring a major recording artist to perform live at our high school? 311 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,679 Yeah, I don't know. 312 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,218 Or when the former vice presidential candidate interrupted 313 00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:55,012 and started screaming that one of the candidates eats her own boogers? 314 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,270 Okay. This has been extremely inspiring, Elliott. 315 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,311 Thank you so much for your time. 316 00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:05,941 - Any luck? - No. 317 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,775 James did a straw poll and the late deciders 318 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,900 are breaking for the "Astrid, Pierre, Drake performing at our prom" ticket. 319 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,618 We're now only up by two points, which is within the margin of error. 320 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:17,039 Depending on turnout, we could either win by six or lose by four. 321 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:20,079 Need to lock down every single undecided, including that kid. 322 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,076 Something tells me he's gonna require some one-on-one attention. 323 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,837 Dude, are you freaking kidding me? 324 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,420 Do you know how awesome that'd be? 325 00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:29,625 It's never gonna happen. 326 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:30,545 How do you know? 327 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,432 'Cause he's probably on tour or something. 328 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,799 I don't think Drake plays many high school proms, Derek. 329 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,347 Whatever. It'd be awesome. 330 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:39,220 I'm like, finally, they're talking about something I actually care about. 331 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,478 Oh, really, Derek? 332 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,809 'Cause an issue that I care about is not getting shot. 333 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,685 And Payton's trying to move the needle on the gun policy in this country. 334 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,113 Please. 335 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,531 He's not changing anything. 336 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:51,399 There should be, at least, metal detectors when you walk into the school. 337 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,857 Do you wanna get shot, Derek? 338 00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:55,866 Um, I'm pretty sure Astrid also cares about school safety. 339 00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:59,199 - It's not like she's pro guns in school. - Yeah, but it's Payton's signature issue. 340 00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:01,786 Well, my signature issue is having an awesome prom. 341 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:04,542 You're such an idiot, Derek. Just think about what you just said. 342 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,415 Can you think about how awesome Drake would be? 343 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,882 Can't talk to you. My cousin goes to high school in Oklahoma 344 00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:11,632 and some kid brought a friggin' grenade to school. 345 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,545 Like an actual hand grenade from World War II. 346 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,256 Dude, a grenade from World War II probably wouldn't even work anymore. 347 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,966 That's not the point of the story! 348 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,766 So, you are seriously worried that if Astrid's elected, 349 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,020 kids are gonna start bringing World War II grenades to school? 350 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,563 - It's probably not even illegal. - You're such an asshole, Derek! 351 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:27,977 That's not what I'm talking about! 352 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,565 My cousin was so freaked out, she didn't go to school for a month! 353 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:31,991 Goddamnit! 354 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,989 What the hell? That was my lunch! 355 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,073 What is wrong with you? 356 00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:46,669 Hi. 357 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:48,377 I'm Astrid. 358 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,708 I was just wondering if you knew who you were voting for this afternoon. 359 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:53,668 Uh... 360 00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:55,837 Because I don't know if you were at the debate, 361 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,386 but it was pretty amazing. 362 00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,929 We have some really exciting things planned for this school. 363 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,769 I don't know if you've heard, but among other things, 364 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:07,692 we're really excited to bring Drake here to perform. 365 00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:11,481 Either for prom or, like, a stand-alone concert or something. 366 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:13,864 Hey, Elliott. 367 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,454 We're in the middle of a conversation. 368 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:18,319 Listen, I 100% get that this race is not that interesting to you. 369 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,617 Honestly, I do not blame you. 370 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,330 Elliott, do you know that Payton is attempting to buy this election 371 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,001 using his family's money? 372 00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,459 I seriously get it, man. I feel you, but here's the thing: 373 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,880 The race is almost over. If you could just help our campaign, 374 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,379 we have the chance to enact some real change at this school. 375 00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:34,631 I'm not exaggerating when I say that your vote could literally change history. 376 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,425 How much money do your parents make? Do they work for a living? 377 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,799 Payton's parents are so rich, they don't even have to. 378 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,467 You live in a $15 million house, 379 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,305 so you don't want to debate about who is rich. 380 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,850 Payton's possibly homosexual. He had sex with me and my boyfriend. 381 00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:47,944 He seemed more interested in my boyfriend than me. 382 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,310 Okay, that was your idea, 383 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:52,106 and if you wanna make this race into a referendum on sexual fluidity, 384 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,071 you're gonna lose. 385 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,740 Elliott, Astrid is a raging bigot, 386 00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,818 who's very uncomfortable with her own bi-curiousity, 387 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,164 and she's pretty sure she's gonna lose this race. 388 00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:01,199 Payton is a psychopath who was actually in the room 389 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,913 when River shot himself, which, by the way, 390 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,253 no one has ever gotten answers as to why exactly that was. 391 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,709 Now you're running your mouth about shit you don't know about! 392 00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:09,629 And where were you? Huh? Why don't you tell me? 393 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:13,208 What exactly was so friggin' pressing that you couldn't be bothered? 394 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:23,347 - Hey, can I talk to him? - Yeah, but keep it down. 395 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,140 Hey. 396 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,981 I'm sorry about what happened in the lunchroom. 397 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:37,398 If I tell you I'll vote for you, will you leave me alone? 398 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:40,568 Yes. 399 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,865 Did you know that there were two researchers at Stanford University 400 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,253 who discovered that if you could get someone to say out loud 401 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,170 that they're gonna vote, then they're like... 402 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,249 twice as likely to actually go through with it? 403 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,594 So, you want me to say it then? 404 00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,046 Well, I'd rather just have someone waiting for you outside from my campaign. 405 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,143 They can walk you to the polls as soon as you're done here. 406 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,679 I'm not an idiot. 407 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,932 Oh, no. I do not think that you are. 408 00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:07,934 I just think that you're unmotivated. 409 00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:10,886 I think that you think: What's the point in voting when no matter who wins, 410 00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,768 your life doesn't change? 411 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,566 So, help me motivate you. 412 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,938 Why don't you tell me the stuff that would make a difference to you? 413 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,278 What do you care about? 414 00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:29,075 I think students here should have their own bathrooms, 415 00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:30,542 just like the teachers do. 416 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,791 So you can lock the door. 417 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:37,958 Not worry about people coming in and out, banging on the stall doors, 418 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:39,674 interrupting. 419 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:44,724 Yeah. It's not very cost effective, but I do understand the attraction. 420 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,265 Many of us have stage fright when it comes to going in front of other people. 421 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,694 Hey, what about the class divide at this school? 422 00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:58,982 You live over on Hermosa Road? Right? What many would consider... 423 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,936 " the other side of the tracks"? 424 00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,661 Think the school focuses too much on the well-to-do kids? 425 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,119 Yeah. 426 00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:07,277 Can you elaborate on that a little? 427 00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:13,749 Ju... 428 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,749 Just sort of say more about it? 429 00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:18,627 I dunno. 430 00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:23,134 I think the vending machines here are kinda bullshit. 431 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:26,885 I mean, why should Sun Chips be a buck less than Peanut M&Ms? 432 00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:30,180 And we should be able to buy Flamin' Hot Cheetos if we want. 433 00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:31,220 A libertarian. 434 00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:32,976 I just don't like getting ripped off. 435 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:36,060 I can talk to the administration about making changes to the vending machines. 436 00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:39,356 Maybe... Maybe a subsidy for low-income students. 437 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,151 Yeah, whatever. Maybe you will. 438 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:42,900 Maybe you won't. 439 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,071 Hey, Elliott... 440 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,119 I care. 441 00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:11,806 Oh, dear, why are you crying? 442 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,060 They won't let me vote. 443 00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:15,601 I lost my student ID, and they won't let me vote without one. 444 00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:17,314 I'm Georgina Hobart. 445 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,976 I'm Payton's mother, and you come with me right now. 446 00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:25,699 This young lady would like to vote. 447 00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:29,238 She can't without a student ID. Those are the rules. 448 00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:32,414 Otherwise, they'd bus in a bunch of kids from other schools to vote illegally. 449 00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:33,584 That's insane. 450 00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:35,831 She's clearly a student here. 451 00:23:36,289 --> 00:23:38,129 I don't know her. Do you know her? 452 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:39,497 Maybe. 453 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:41,044 Are you in my trig class? 454 00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:43,128 I don't take trig. I'm a freshman. 455 00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:45,173 Uh, excuse me. Yoo-hoo! 456 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,467 Young man. Could you come over here, please? 457 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:52,758 Do you know this young lady? 458 00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:54,719 I don't think so. 459 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,233 Do you know him? 460 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:00,226 No. 461 00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:01,687 Do you know him? 462 00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:03,726 - No. - No. 463 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:04,939 Wait... 464 00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:08,526 - No. - Oh, for God's sakes. 465 00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:11,323 What kind of a school community is this? Does anyone know anyone? 466 00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:12,778 You know what? Forget it. 467 00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:13,948 This isn't worth it. 468 00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:14,905 Forget it? 469 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:17,905 People have fought and died for your right to vote. 470 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:20,288 Haven't you ever heard of Chaney, Goodman, and Schwerner? 471 00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:21,455 Do they go here too? 472 00:24:22,377 --> 00:24:26,507 They were killed by the Ku Klux Klan for registering voters in Mississippi. 473 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:29,090 Whoa, whoa, lady. Are you sayin' we're the Klan? 474 00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:32,346 I'm saying this is voter suppression and it's illegal. 475 00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:35,019 This school has to be a model, not only for all other schools, 476 00:24:35,098 --> 00:24:36,388 but for our country as a whole. 477 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,350 I wasn't going to vote for your son anyway. 478 00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:41,192 Well, it's the principle of the thing. 479 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,401 Maybe we can have her submit a provisional ballot. 480 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:46,192 And if she can prove that she goes here, then we'll count the vote. 481 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:47,822 No. 482 00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:50,613 She will vote today. 483 00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:52,907 Have you ever heard of the 15th Amendment? 484 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:55,081 Would you like to go through that line by line? 485 00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:58,212 Elliott, Kris. Could I talk to you about Astrid... 486 00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:12,007 Dinner! 487 00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:15,513 Don't wipe it on the drapes again. They're turning stiff as shutters. 488 00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:17,387 Use a sock like a normal kid. 489 00:25:18,558 --> 00:25:23,478 You know, Marco Polo brought spaghetti from China to Italy. 490 00:25:23,563 --> 00:25:25,233 They didn't have spaghetti before that. 491 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:29,860 If I had a car, I'd have a license plate that said VEGAN4LIFE. 492 00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:34,365 Who'd you guys end up voting for in the election? 493 00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:36,198 I wrote in Daniel Andreas. 494 00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:40,624 He's a militant animal rights activist on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted List. 495 00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:42,212 Does he go to your school? 496 00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:43,830 No. 497 00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:47,337 - When do you hear who won? - Tomorrow. I think. 498 00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:49,172 Maybe it was today, but I didn't hear. 499 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:50,626 How about you, Elliott? 500 00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:58,184 I didn't vote. 501 00:26:01,017 --> 00:26:02,557 My vote doesn't matter anyway.