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I was in a cab the other day.
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Um, one of those yellow cars you use
to get places when you can't find an Uber.
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And, uh, I asked my driver,
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I said, "When do I become
a real New Yorker?"
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You know? I've been here for three years.
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I have eaten pretzels on the street.
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I have seen the Christmas lights
at Saks Fifth Avenue.
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I have stumbled home at 4:00 a.m.
after all of the bars have closed.
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Many times. Um...
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"But, you know,
I'm only a student at NYU," I said.
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"But I like it here.
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I really like it here, and so,
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I want to know when do I get to say
that I am really from New York?"
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Thank you very much.
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And so, my driver looked at me
through the rearview mirror.
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He said,
"It's just like everything else in life.
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It's real when you say it,
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and you believe it's true."
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Anyways, until then,
here's one of my favorite songs.
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Uh, I would like to dedicate it
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to two of my friends
who are in from out of town.
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Whoo!
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♪ Slow down, you crazy child ♪
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♪ You're so ambitious for a juvenile ♪
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♪ But then if you're so smart ♪
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♪ Then tell me
Why are you still so afraid? ♪
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♪ Mmm ♪
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♪ Where's the fire?
What's the hurry about? ♪
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♪ You better cool it off
Before you burn it out ♪
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♪ You got so much to do
And only so many hours in a day ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ But you know that
When the truth is told ♪
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♪ That you can get what you want
Or you can just get old ♪
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♪ You're gonna kick off
Before you even get halfway through ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ When will you realize ♪
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♪ Vienna waits for you? ♪
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♪ Slow down, you're doin' fine ♪
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♪ You can't be everything you want to be
Before your time ♪
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♪ Although it's so romantic
On the borderline tonight ♪
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♪ Tonight ♪
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♪ Well, too bad
But it's the life you lead ♪
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♪ You're so ahead of yourself
That you forgot what you need ♪
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♪ Though you can see when you're wrong ♪
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♪ You know you can't always see
When you're right ♪
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♪ You're right ♪
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♪ You got your passion
You got your pride ♪
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♪ But don't you know
That only fools are satisfied? ♪
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♪ Dream on, but don't imagine
It'll all come true ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ When will you realize ♪
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♪ Vienna waits for you? ♪
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♪ Slow down, you crazy child ♪
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♪ Take the phone off the hook
And disappear for a while ♪
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♪ It's all right
You can afford to lose a day or two ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ When will you realize ♪
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♪ Vienna waits for you? ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ And you know that
When the truth is told ♪
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♪ That you can get what you want
Or you can just get old ♪
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♪ You're gonna kick off
Before you even get halfway through ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Why don't you realize ♪
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♪ Vienna waits for you? ♪
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♪ When will you realize ♪
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♪ Vienna waits for you? ♪
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Yes!
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Go, Payton!
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Okay, but, uh, here's the thing,
Cold Spring Harbor, first album,
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Billy Joel's already a genius.
But if we're talking about
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when did he become the greatest songwriter
of the 20th century,
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probably The Stranger, right?
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Okay, can I just say I'm very glad
that you did not have to go to jail?
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My lawyer was a genius.
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Six months home detention
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and they made me take
anger management courses
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as part of my plea deal.
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I was on a Mormon mission in Honduras
digging wells last month.
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Now I'm back and I'm at Vassar.
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It's cool, but, man,
some of those girls are just so militant.
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Wait, hold on. How did you guys
become friends again too, you guys?
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We met at the photo shoot for Vanity Fair.
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- Remember?
- Oh, yes.Yes.
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A very nice article.
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Not particularly generous about me,
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but you two came off pretty well.
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For the record, I was totally misquoted.
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Me too! Oh, yeah.
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Well, I got a pretty hefty advance
for my book deal,
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so I've been living off that mostly.
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What's really funny is how little
I have to spend my own money.
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I mean, people are giving me, like,
more free stuff than ever.
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Whoa.
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What happened to the one you were dating,
the psycho guy?
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You remember, the psycho guy
who poisoned me with the possums.
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- Do you remember?
- Ricardo, he's...
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in prison.
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- Oh. Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
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He joined the prison theater troupe.
They're doing Guys and Dolls.
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- Oh, my God. I love that show.
- I love Guys and Dolls.
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He got cast as Sky Masterson.
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Yeah. Told him I'd come
to the performance, but...
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...that was a lie.
I'm not really gonna go.
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What about you, Payton?
Do they have student government at NYU?
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Let's get him home.
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No one knows what you're talking about.
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Sorry I threw up.
Sometimes it helps, know what I mean?
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- You got him?
- Sometimes it's just...
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- Great jeepers.
- I am so sorry, James.
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It's okay, we're used to it.
He stumbles home drunk every night.
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The left leg, lift the right.
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- All right, come on.
- Sorry.
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- Sit up for me.
- Okay.
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- But you know what I mean? Like if...
- Who's that?
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- Lay down.
- Khai Zhi.
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Don't worry,
he can sleep through anything.
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Good.
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Take my hat off.
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Thank you, it was itching me.
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- There you go.
- Thank you.
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Jesus, Payton, what happened to you?
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I don't know.
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♪ I fell in love again ♪
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♪ All things go, all things go ♪
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♪ Drove to Chicago ♪
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♪ All things know, all things know ♪
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♪ You came to take us ♪
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♪ All things go, all things go ♪
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♪ To recreate us ♪
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♪ All things grow, all things grow ♪
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♪ We had our mindset ♪
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♪ All things know ♪
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♪ All things know ♪
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♪ You had to find it ♪
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♪ All things go, all things go ♪
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No. No. This isn't the right color.
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Yes, it is. What are you talking about?
Look on the bottom.
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MAC Lustre Politely Pink.
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Well, I can't read this.
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It's too tiny. Look at my lips.
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What's wrong with them?
They look fabulous.
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Liar! You can't even see them!
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God, it's just like they're...
like they're sucked up into my face.
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They're... They're the lips of a corpse.
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Ah-ha! You're right.
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This is MAC Lustre Pretty Please.
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And, yes, it does wash you out,
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so it goes right in the garbage.
And let me root around here for... Aah!
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Here's your Politely Pink.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, my God.
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Who knew you'd be so head up
over meeting a senator-elect from Texas?
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Yes, he's cute,
but you are a married woman,
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- Leader Standish.
- Shut up.
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What's the, uh, word on S5349?
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We have Hanron and Connelly, yes,
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the governor wants it on his desk
to sign by Friday.
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Jesus Lord, I am... I am shaking.
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It's like On Golden Pond here.
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Give it to me.
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Look, forget about State Bill 5349.
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Forget about the governor, he's a dick.
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Let's take a breath...
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- ...and get in the game.
- We don't even know what the game is.
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What is he even doing here?
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Why does the junior senator from Texas
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want to meet the majority leader
of the New York State Senate?
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Blot.
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I dunno.
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But I sure as hell am curious.
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Meanwhile, look at those lips.
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Eat your heart out, Brigitte Bardot.
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Now, granted,
we don't know what this meeting is,
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but I get the feeling that your somewhat
stark difference of opinion
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about Roe v. Wade might end up being
a rather large elephant
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sitting in the corner of the room
and farting.
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If he brings up Roe,
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I will tell him that the position he took
on the campaign was a disgrace.
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He embraced every right-wing talking point
of the last 35 years,
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basically agreeing that Roe v. Wade
was a poorly decided case,
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which was an argument
that the Republicans only landed on
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ten years after the fact
when they realized
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that a constitutional amendment
was never going to happen,
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because roughly 70% of Americans...
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- ...support reproductive rights.
- Yes, or...
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we could hope that it doesn't come up,
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or maybe make the choice
not to bring it up.
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Ha.
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State Senator Standish,
thank you so much for coming.
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Thank you. How nice to see you.
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The senator-elect is right this way.
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Thank you very much.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
If you don't mind just waiting outside?
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I need to be in on this meeting.
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The senator-elect just wants
to speak with State Senator Standish.
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Well, actually, it's "Leader Standish"
because she's majority leader,
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but otherwise
it would be "Senator Standish,"
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not "State Senator Standish."
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Which is splitting hairs and rude,
don't you think?
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My apologies. The senator-elect wants
to speak with Leader Standish alone,
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- so if you don't mind...
- Oh, excuse me.
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You know that saying, "Behind every
great woman is another great woman"?
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I'm who that saying is referring to.
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No, I've never heard that.
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- Okay.
- I don't think that's what that saying...
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Shut your silly face
and let's take a step back for a second.
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Your boss is a US senator from Texas,
not Christ himself,
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and certainly not the boy in the bubble
whose immune system will collapse
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if someone walks into the room
who has a cold, am I right?
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- Ma'am, you're just gonna have to wait.
- No. Let's take yet another step back.
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- Do you know who I am? No.
- Mmm.
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Okay. My name is Hadassah Gold,
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and I have been Dede Standish's
chief of staff
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since the Earth's crust was cooling. Okay?
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I've been in meetings
since before you could focus your eyes
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long enough to find your penis.
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Now we can either stand here
and keep having this inane conversation,
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after which, I promise you,
I will make a silent pledge
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to the prophet Elijah to do
everything in my power to make certain
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that your professional life
is as brief as possible,
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or you can open the door
like a gentleman.
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And when the good senator from Texas
fires you for being rude
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to sassy, brassy, wise old broads
like yours truly,
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and don't think I won't play that card,
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I promise you can come and work for me.
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Okay, fine.
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Thank you.
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Guess that's the way my mama raised me,
you know?
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And forgive me
for asking all these questions,
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but I'm a straight shooter.
I don't wanna be wasting your time.
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It's no problem at all.
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Well, then, can I ask you:
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what is your opinion
on a woman's right to choose?
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Oh, well, Senator,
I think you know what my opinion is.
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I guess what I mean is
what is your opinion of my opinion
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on a woman's right to choose?
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I didn't hear every comment you made
on the campaign trail,
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but what I did hear,
I disagreed with almost entirely.
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You see, I believe the right to privacy
is implicit in the 14th Amendment.
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I happen to agree with you.
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I... What...
I beg your pardon?
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I'm the first Democrat to be elected
senator in the state of Texas
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in 25 years.
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To do that, I had to tack right
on some issues
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and say some things
that weren't exactly what I believed.
246
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If folks knew the truth, it makes it
real hard to get reelected in Texas.
247
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But... I won't be running for reelection.
248
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That's not the office I'm aiming for.
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Cream, no sugar, right?
250
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Right.
251
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In eight months, I'll be launching
an exploratory committee
252
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for a presidential run.
253
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Except there's nothing to explore.
254
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I'm running.
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And I'm gonna win.
256
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But...
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I need your help.
258
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Doing what?
259
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You're gonna be my running mate.
260
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Whoa! Oh-ho-ho.
261
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Whoa, whoa. Hold on!
262
00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,870
- Hadassah Gold, chief of staff...
- I can win Texas.
263
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I proved that already.
264
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,622
All I have to prove is I can win
New York and California.
265
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You can make that happen.
266
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,130
I'm sorry,
but I'm a state senator.
267
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From New York City
with bona fides in the Rust Belt.
268
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You brought that Tesla Gigafactory
to Buffalo,
269
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proving you can bring a manufacturing
city into the 21st century
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and build a national profile doing it,
and you're connected to Wall Street.
271
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I need to prove to the financial sector
I can be trusted.
272
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:56,517
Now, you're a member of the legislature,
that's not great.
273
00:14:56,604 --> 00:15:00,524
It means you're a political insider,
but an insider in Albany...
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not Washington.
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In fact, you've never worked
in Washington,
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and I think we can spin that
to work in our favor.
277
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Uh... I'm speechless.
278
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I'm just... I'm very flattered. But I...
279
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What about, I mean, it's so early.
280
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,130
Campaigns don't vet their running mates
until right before the convention.
281
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:25,093
Well, I'm doing things differently.
282
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I want the voters to know I'm decisive.
283
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:29,797
I've done my homework.
284
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:32,177
You know? I'll be ready to go on day one.
285
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I think it's a good story too.
We'll campaign as a team, two for one.
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The liberal New Yorker
with a lifetime of experience
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standing behind the good-looking
young firebrand with bold new ideas
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from the great state of Texas.
289
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I honestly don't think we can lose.
290
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,988
When do you need an answer?
291
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,038
Oh, come on.
There's no way you're saying no.
292
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What I need to know is this:
293
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is there any reason...
294
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why I shouldn't pick you?
295
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:07,683
Everybody's got skeletons in the closet
and I need to know what yours are.
296
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:10,796
If I may...
297
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,465
Nice to meet you, by the way.
298
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,143
Can I just say...
299
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Senator Standish is about to run
300
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for her 13th consecutive term
in the New York State Senate.
301
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:23,229
Her last three campaigns,
she ran unopposed.
302
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:26,025
The Republican Party has stopped fielding
a candidate to run against her,
303
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:29,820
because no opponent has managed
to find an ounce of dirt on this woman
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00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:30,945
or her family.
305
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,330
Senator, I give you my word...
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Dede Standish, squeaky clean.
307
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,461
Well, Senator.
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What do you say?
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You wanna make history?
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You've got yourself a deal.
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ I want somebody ♪
313
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♪ To hold my hand ♪
314
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♪ Somebody to love me ♪
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♪ And understand ♪
316
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,551
♪ I want a woman ♪
317
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:38,139
- ♪ Woman ♪
- ♪ I want a lover ♪
318
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:42,143
- ♪ A lover ♪
- ♪ I want a friend ♪
319
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,727
♪ A woman, a lover, a friend ♪
320
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♪ Mmm, I want somebody... ♪
321
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,775
What do they call
the vice president's spouse?
322
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:50,820
Second Lady?
323
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,985
I think so.
324
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,822
Well, then what will that make me? Um...
325
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,118
Second Gentleman? Uh... Oh!
326
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,702
Second Dude?
327
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,249
It's not a done deal yet.
328
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:07,379
He still has to get the nomination.
329
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,591
- Hmm.
- A lot can happen between now and then.
330
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,262
- That's true.
- Oh!
331
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,259
But he will.
332
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:18,389
Oh...
333
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:22,682
I thought I lost the ability
to get excited about politics.
334
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,648
Governing still turns me on,
335
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:29,568
but it's just been so easy for so long
in terms of campaigning, but...
336
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,356
running...
337
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:35,570
for...
338
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,488
vice president!
339
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:44,497
A heartbeat away
from the most powerful job in the world.
340
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:49,125
The first woman VP.
341
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:53,300
Now that's a campaign
I can get excited about.
342
00:18:56,343 --> 00:19:00,563
And it's not just about having power...
343
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,393
it's about making history.
344
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,394
- Mmm...
- "Herstory."
345
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,232
You deserve it, honey.
346
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,356
Come, come, come. Ahh...
347
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,238
Oh, you are both...
348
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:23,871
so good to me.
349
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:25,794
How are you planning on...
350
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,416
on keeping all this from getting out?
351
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,630
You mean... You mean our thrupple?
352
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,380
I mean, we've been doing fine
for almost ten years.
353
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,804
Because I went to prep school
with the publisher of the Post,
354
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,094
and we have that
catch and kill deal with The Enquirer.
355
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:43,558
And Dede may be the most powerful person
in New York State,
356
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,480
but she's still just a local politician.
357
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:48,149
Now there's gonna be
hundreds of millions of dollars
358
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:51,568
and Super PAC oppo research
being thrown at you, sweetheart.
359
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:57,316
You're worried
we're going to break it off with you.
360
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,618
I am the only one here
without a ring on his finger.
361
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:02,740
- No!
- No.
362
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:08,247
I'll admit
when we first started up with this,
363
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:11,502
I saw you as the price to pay
to keep my husband happy.
364
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:12,999
Right?
365
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:15,756
I'm no hypocrite.
366
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:19,929
But I couldn't have him
stepping out on me.
367
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,090
Can you imagine the scandal?
368
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,388
So, yes, we brought you into our lives
as a third wheel,
369
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,232
but it's not like that anymore.
370
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:29,266
Neither of us
371
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:33,227
- can imagine being without you.
- Mmm.
372
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,776
You're family, William.
373
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:37,690
Hear, hear.
374
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:44,909
And who's to say
we can't be two Second Gentlemen?
375
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,666
It's one step at a time
with this Tino business.
376
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:51,829
Tomorrow we start planning,
377
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,877
tonight we celebrate
378
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,378
the only way we know how.
379
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:58,756
With a nice...
380
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,800
...long...
381
00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:05,219
Devil's...
382
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:08,681
Triangle.
383
00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:13,151
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
384
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,054
Hi, I'm looking for Sherry Dougal.
385
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,837
Oh, sorry. I'm McAfee Westbrook,
we spoke on the phone.
386
00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:45,507
I'm your new campaign staffer.
387
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,064
I'll show you around.
388
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,726
The senator doesn't
come to the office often.
389
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:55,857
Not at all really.
390
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:58,481
The senator doesn't go
to her campaign office?
391
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:02,198
That's the chief of staff's office.
Don't go in there.
392
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:07,494
- Whose offices are these?
- Oh, someone's got a lot of questions.
393
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:09,536
Don't go in there either.
394
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:14,622
This is your office. That's your computer.
395
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:18,378
Our entire voter database is on there,
so whatever you do,
396
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:21,052
do not unplug it, okay?
397
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,425
The password is "intern."
398
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:26,934
You know how to work Windows 99, right?
399
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,256
No.
400
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,427
You'll figure it out.
401
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,274
It's just like Windows 95.
402
00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:40,145
These need to go out to all 300,000
members of the 27th District, okay?
403
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:42,283
So you just take one of these
404
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,031
and you put it on one of these.
405
00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:48,413
Voilà. See? Easy.
And I even did the first one for you.
406
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:49,992
Now, the election is November 6th,
407
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:52,407
so we want these in the mail
the first week of October,
408
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:53,366
so you've got time.
409
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:56,115
You could curl up under the desk
and take a nap for all I care,
410
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,168
just don't bother anybody, okay?
411
00:22:59,294 --> 00:23:01,804
Oh, the bathroom key is at my desk.
412
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,090
You take it and you swipe it
against the sensor and the door unlocks.
413
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,295
Wait, that's it?
414
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:11,010
Yeah, it's an electronic thing.
You swipe it, it unlocks the door.
415
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:12,598
No, I mean this, the mailers.
416
00:23:12,682 --> 00:23:13,892
This is the campaign?
417
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:15,439
Yeah.
418
00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:18,189
But the first week of October,
that's two weeks after the primaries.
419
00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:21,815
Dede Standish hasn't been primaried
in 20 years.
420
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:24,070
She won't even have an opponent
in the general.
421
00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:26,912
The only reason
she's even mailing out a flyer
422
00:23:26,988 --> 00:23:30,578
is because there's an Instaprints
in her district that Staples is killing,
423
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:33,291
and she likes to take care
of small businesses.
424
00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:34,828
I wanna talk to your boss.
425
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,500
- Excuse me?
- Hadassah Gold, I wanna talk to her.
426
00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:38,462
Yeah, well, you can't.
427
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,592
Oh, God. Where are you going?
428
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:42,299
Mmm. I dunno.
429
00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,009
This is very orange.
430
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,629
Stop! Jesus!
431
00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:47,585
What? No!
432
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:50,215
Hadassah, I'm so sorry!
433
00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:52,175
- Who are you?
- I'm McAfee Westbrook.
434
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,564
I'm your new campaign staffer.
435
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:56,019
Why are you stopping?
436
00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:59,272
- Wha... What's your name?
- McAfee Westbrook.
437
00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:02,146
Oh, your... your first name is a last name?
438
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,357
I hate that.
439
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:06,949
I didn't name myself.
440
00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:09,528
You know what?
I just had my first grandson.
441
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:10,914
You know what they named him?
442
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:12,405
Jagger.
443
00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:15,036
I was holding him in my arms
when they told me.
444
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,370
nearly threw him out the window.
445
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,165
I didn't, of course.
That would be a heinous crime.
446
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,418
What do you think you're doing
barging in here like this?
447
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:24,880
Okay, um, well, first a little background:
I just graduated from Columbia
448
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:27,473
with a double major in PoliSci
and Statistics.
449
00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:28,379
I don't care.
450
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,217
And I did it in three years, which sucked.
451
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:33,222
Like, I slept four hours a night,
I had no friends, and I never went out.
452
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,635
I don't care. Honey, that's on you.
453
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:37,854
Why would you do such a thing?
What gave you that idea?
454
00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:39,694
Because I wanted to work
for Senator Standish.
455
00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:42,109
She's a brilliant woman
and a fantastic politician.
456
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,649
She turned the whole
state government around.
457
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,532
Unemployment numbers statewide are high,
but I see that as a marker of success
458
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:48,700
as it indicates that people
who've dropped out of the job market
459
00:24:48,778 --> 00:24:50,238
are returning to the workforce.
460
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:53,032
Stop! Oh, my God, you talk way too fast.
461
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:55,076
But this isn't a 21st century campaign.
462
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,540
- Campaign?
- This isn't even a 20th century campaign.
463
00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:00,291
- Campaign?
- This is a late 18th century campaign.
464
00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:01,543
Okay!
465
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:03,955
Allow me to break it down for you
a little.
466
00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:05,674
First of all, don't bullshit me.
467
00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:08,924
Nobody wakes up and says,
"Ooh, I want to work for a state senator."
468
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:11,434
You want to work on Capitol Hill
or the White House,
469
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,510
and you think this job is
a stepping stone.
470
00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:14,965
No... No...
471
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:16,715
I'm not done breaking it down for you.
472
00:25:16,806 --> 00:25:20,186
Please allow me
to further break it down for you.
473
00:25:20,393 --> 00:25:23,233
The reason we don't have
a multimillion-dollar reelection campaign
474
00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:25,523
up and running
is because we don't need one.
475
00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:29,237
As per forever and a day,
Dede Standish is running unopposed.
476
00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:31,279
Why is she running unopposed?
477
00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:34,203
Because she has a proven record
of accomplishments
478
00:25:34,282 --> 00:25:35,742
that resonate with the voter.
479
00:25:35,825 --> 00:25:37,195
How did we get that record?
480
00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:41,205
By putting all our efforts into governing
as opposed to campaigning,
481
00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:44,459
thereby obviating the very need
for a campaign. You see?
482
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:47,343
It's one of those Zen Buddhist
chicken and egg type situations.
483
00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:51,675
I don't care about your opinions.
484
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,177
I don't care about
what fancy school you went to
485
00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:56,391
or how many boys you didn't bang
while you were there.
486
00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:58,641
As long as you got a passing grade...
487
00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:02,849
in Affixing a Label to a Flyer 101,
488
00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:05,686
I will allow you to go back to your office
489
00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:09,281
and do what you were hired to do
and told to do,
490
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:12,359
and in return, I will write you
a very nice letter of recommendation
491
00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:14,445
for your next internship in Washington,
492
00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:18,031
which will undoubtedly be
in a lobbying firm on K Street.
493
00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:20,158
Now please exit my office,
494
00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:22,955
and never utter a word
in my vicinity again.
495
00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:24,326
Get it?
496
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,080
Good.
497
00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:31,336
Mari, you've gotta do something
about these nails. I've got ridges.
498
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,803
Ridges, I tell you!
499
00:26:32,882 --> 00:26:36,392
You've got to fill them in
or do something.
500
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,130
Why are you up?
Are you pulling an all-nighter?
501
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:15,298
I didn't want to risk
you seeing this alone.
502
00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:32,435
This is an invitation to Alice's wedding.
503
00:27:35,236 --> 00:27:37,026
To a guy named Thad.
504
00:27:37,113 --> 00:27:38,033
Who's Thad?
505
00:27:38,531 --> 00:27:42,331
The guy that Alice is marrying,
apparently.
506
00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:44,954
I didn't even know
that she was dating anyone.
507
00:27:46,581 --> 00:27:49,461
- When was the last time you talked to her?
- Oh, I don't remember.
508
00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:50,922
A while.
509
00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:55,342
A year maybe, or two. It's been a while.
510
00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:58,184
It hurt more to talk than not to.
511
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:03,470
Is this calligraphy done by hand?
512
00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:05,183
I would assume so.
513
00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,559
I screwed up everything in my life.
514
00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:10,981
My ambition...
515
00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:14,147
just poisoned every decision.
516
00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:17,489
Pick Infinity for the VP,
517
00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:20,412
ignore Dusty's lies,
518
00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:21,990
break up with Alice.
519
00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:28,117
That day with River in his house...
520
00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:30,576
The day he killed himself?
521
00:28:33,753 --> 00:28:34,963
I was so mad at him.
522
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,876
I was so unkind.
523
00:28:43,346 --> 00:28:44,506
It was all about me.
524
00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:48,982
Should've just...
525
00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:52,308
shut up and listened for once in my life.
526
00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:55,230
Are you gonna go to the wedding?
527
00:28:56,651 --> 00:28:57,781
What's the difference?
528
00:29:01,197 --> 00:29:02,027
Khai Zhi?
529
00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:04,201
You're awake?
530
00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:07,374
Of course I'm awake. How can I sleep
with all the self-pity in the room?
531
00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:10,368
I don't think
I've ever heard you speak before.
532
00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:18,011
Do you still love her?
533
00:29:19,382 --> 00:29:20,262
Yes.
534
00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:24,137
Well, then, sober up and go get her.
535
00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:43,573
♪ I woke up this morning... ♪
536
00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:47,327
♪ I get bored as I get older... ♪
537
00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:51,964
I like this song.
538
00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:56,746
You're a dick. Okay?
539
00:29:56,836 --> 00:29:59,046
I've been playing in that place
for three years,
540
00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:02,340
and all you ever do is bus dishes
and avoid me.
541
00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:05,636
What do you want me to do,
come up and harmonize?
542
00:30:07,847 --> 00:30:09,137
Hey, this is a good call.
543
00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:10,984
Making your play for Alice.
544
00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:13,391
I've been worried about you.
You drink too much.
545
00:30:13,728 --> 00:30:15,478
She's the love of my life,
and I'm sober now.
546
00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:17,693
I'm more than sober. I'm awake.
547
00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:20,031
I've been rudderless,
and now I have a purpose.
548
00:30:21,110 --> 00:30:23,780
That purpose arrived
in an embossed linen envelope.
549
00:30:23,863 --> 00:30:26,123
- And the calligraphy was beautiful.
- Yeah.
550
00:30:26,199 --> 00:30:28,699
I felt the pain when I saw the invitation.
551
00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:30,285
I... I feel everything now.
552
00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:32,748
Maybe that's why
you keep me at a distance.
553
00:30:33,706 --> 00:30:35,666
You don't need me as much as you used to.
554
00:30:37,585 --> 00:30:40,415
Yeah, what are you exactly?
You're my... You're my conscience?
555
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:42,795
No, I'm your shadow. Remember?
556
00:30:42,882 --> 00:30:44,432
Shadow, right.
557
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:47,599
Right. Jung, my dark side.
558
00:30:47,887 --> 00:30:50,347
Except with you, your dark side,
the part you're trying to hide,
559
00:30:50,431 --> 00:30:52,021
is the part that feels things.
560
00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:56,193
Why do you think I feel everything
so much now?
561
00:30:56,646 --> 00:31:00,106
When I used to have such a hard time...
feeling anything?
562
00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:03,358
'Cause you've lost your ambition.
563
00:31:03,903 --> 00:31:05,413
- Mmm.
- When you were a politician,
564
00:31:05,488 --> 00:31:07,618
you didn't have the luxury
of having your own feelings.
565
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:11,289
They got in the way of you figuring out
the most strategic way of handling things.
566
00:31:11,744 --> 00:31:16,334
If it served the campaign
to feel mad or sad or guilty, you did.
567
00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:19,416
So I have to be a loser
to be able to feel things?
568
00:31:22,338 --> 00:31:23,378
I'm not sure yet.
569
00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:25,088
Okay, well...
570
00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:27,184
what do you think?
571
00:31:28,428 --> 00:31:32,098
I think you should pull over
at the next Dunkin' Donuts
572
00:31:32,181 --> 00:31:34,271
to get another giant iced coffee...
573
00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:36,100
...and that I like this song.
574
00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:42,147
♪ There was nothing in the world ♪
575
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,070
♪ That I ever wanted more ♪
576
00:31:45,361 --> 00:31:49,491
♪ Than to feel you deep in my heart ♪
577
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:53,240
♪ There was nothing in the world ♪
578
00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:56,208
♪ That I ever wanted more ♪
579
00:31:56,289 --> 00:32:00,669
♪ Than to never feel the breaking apart ♪
580
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:03,592
♪ My pictures of you ♪
581
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,480
You know, you could just call her.
582
00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:17,729
No. No, no, no.
583
00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:20,360
That's not how this sort of thing
is supposed to go, okay?
584
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:21,308
Here's what happens:
585
00:32:21,397 --> 00:32:23,817
I'll see her, then she'll be like,
"Whoa! How did you find me?"
586
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:26,360
I'll be like, "I know you so well
that I was able to deduce
587
00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:28,664
exactly what class you'd be
coming out of at this moment.
588
00:32:28,738 --> 00:32:31,238
Ethical Reasoning 18, Classical Chinese
Political and Ethical Reasoning.
589
00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:33,664
There's no way
you weren't taking that class."
590
00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:37,043
And then she'll realize
that no one knows her as well as I do,
591
00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:38,581
and that we're meant to be together.
592
00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,751
Yeah, I think you should just call her.
593
00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:44,246
Wait a minute, wait.
594
00:32:45,838 --> 00:32:46,798
There she is.
595
00:32:49,926 --> 00:32:51,676
Wow. What do you know?
596
00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:55,352
Okay.
597
00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:58,814
Go get your girl.
598
00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:05,230
Thad!
599
00:33:07,902 --> 00:33:10,782
You're the best thing in the whole world,
thank you so much.
600
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,410
Uh, you know what?
Let's get outta here, okay?
601
00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:18,745
I don't want her to see me.
602
00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:27,261
Payton?
603
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:39,813
Oh, should I...
604
00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:45,063
Yeah, I'll just...
605
00:33:50,903 --> 00:33:52,743
Oh, my God!
606
00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:53,822
What are you doing here?
607
00:33:53,906 --> 00:33:57,326
Well, that's... I didn't mean...
You go here, so never mind.
608
00:33:57,410 --> 00:34:02,040
Uh, Payton, this is Thad, my fiancé.
609
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:04,213
Hey. It's nice to meet you.
I've heard a lot about you.
610
00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:05,754
It's firm.
611
00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:07,375
Um...
612
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:08,764
Do you want me to just...
613
00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:11,048
- Yea... Yeah, if you wouldn't mind.
- Yeah, sure.
614
00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:13,134
Oh, no. You don't have to do...
615
00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:15,467
I was just gonna go
check out the Freedom Trail, so...
616
00:34:15,553 --> 00:34:17,643
- Uh...
- Okay. All right.
617
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,516
- I'll see you later. Okay.
- See you in a bit. Nice to meet you.
618
00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:27,068
Would you maybe want
to get a cup of coffee?
619
00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:31,900
How's your mother?
620
00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:34,159
Good. She's good.
621
00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:37,078
She's at a monastery in Bhutan,
uh, up in the Himalayas,
622
00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:39,618
she is paving mountain roads by hand.
623
00:34:40,661 --> 00:34:41,621
Bhutan?
624
00:34:42,705 --> 00:34:46,285
Yes, uh, she heard that the Bhutanese
were the happiest nation on Earth,
625
00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:48,745
and so she took that as a kind of dare.
626
00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:50,506
She thought she could make them happier.
627
00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:54,216
How are you?
628
00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:57,391
Fine.
629
00:35:00,139 --> 00:35:02,389
I talked to James.
He says you're an alcoholic.
630
00:35:03,684 --> 00:35:05,234
What? Come on, that's...
631
00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:08,522
that's such a loaded term.
I don't really know what that means.
632
00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:10,816
It means someone
who's addicted to alcohol.
633
00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:14,199
Okay, well, then... no.
634
00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:17,239
I mean, dipsomania. That's probably
a better way of describing it.
635
00:35:17,323 --> 00:35:20,953
It's like I have one drink
and then I want five drinks,
636
00:35:21,035 --> 00:35:22,535
which actually isn't that uncommon
637
00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:24,370
and really isn't a sign
of a drinking problem.
638
00:35:24,455 --> 00:35:26,705
That's a textbook sign
that someone has a drinking problem.
639
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:29,131
Yeah, well, I haven't had a drink
in a week anyways, okay?
640
00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:33,052
And... And I really don't think
that I will start again.
641
00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:36,090
Something in me has changed, okay?
642
00:35:36,717 --> 00:35:40,297
I really... I wish you could believe me
because I really feel it.
643
00:35:41,931 --> 00:35:43,311
So, you like NYU?
644
00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:45,563
- How are your grades?
- Okay, why him?
645
00:35:46,185 --> 00:35:49,935
Look, I'm sorry, but...
but he looks like a proper douchebag.
646
00:35:54,026 --> 00:35:54,896
Don't marry him.
647
00:35:56,362 --> 00:35:57,612
Why would you say that?
648
00:35:58,406 --> 00:36:00,366
I screwed this up. Okay?
649
00:36:00,449 --> 00:36:03,449
I screwed it up so badly.
It is my fault and I apologize.
650
00:36:03,536 --> 00:36:05,366
I should've turned back that day
in the hallway.
651
00:36:05,454 --> 00:36:07,964
In fact, I never should've agreed
to break up in the first place.
652
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,880
The wedding is next week, Payton.
653
00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:12,589
So? Just take my hand, okay? Take my hand.
654
00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:13,550
Run away with me.
655
00:36:13,629 --> 00:36:17,179
We'll hop on a Greyhound bus
and we will just go wherever it's headed.
656
00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:18,548
You know? We'll start over.
657
00:36:18,634 --> 00:36:20,434
That's the last scene
of The Graduate, Payton,
658
00:36:20,511 --> 00:36:23,391
and if you think that's a happy ending,
you should maybe watch it again.
659
00:36:23,472 --> 00:36:24,522
Okay, well, why him?
660
00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:28,021
Really, Payton?
661
00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:32,900
Because he's a good person.
662
00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:34,111
He's... Okay.
663
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,652
And he's good for me.
Our families get along.
664
00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:38,986
Mm-hmm. So, there's three words
that I'm not hearing.
665
00:36:39,071 --> 00:36:41,491
I love him, Payton. I do.
666
00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:47,286
You will never love him
the way you love me.
667
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,290
Well, you will never love me...
668
00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:54,709
the way that Thad does.
669
00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:56,625
That's...
670
00:36:57,131 --> 00:36:57,971
that's not true.
671
00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:02,009
And honestly, I've sort of come to believe
672
00:37:02,094 --> 00:37:04,764
that the way I love you
really isn't healthy.
673
00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:07,144
It's more of an illness
674
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:10,055
that you spend your whole life
learning how to live with.
675
00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:14,361
We never should've gotten back together
in high school.
676
00:37:15,691 --> 00:37:18,741
I don't think I ever really got over
you betraying me.
677
00:37:18,819 --> 00:37:21,569
Me betraying you? Weren't you the one
sleeping with my best friend?
678
00:37:21,864 --> 00:37:23,744
Sex has nothing to do with loyalty.
679
00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:25,790
We're not our parents.
680
00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:31,373
Why didn't you look back, Payton?
681
00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:34,668
I asked you for one thing.
682
00:37:35,878 --> 00:37:39,588
When we pass each other in the hallways,
look back so I know we're okay.
683
00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:41,009
But you didn't.
684
00:37:42,468 --> 00:37:44,138
Why?
685
00:37:46,013 --> 00:37:47,603
Because your plan was working.
686
00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:52,137
Because I didn't want anyone to see us
or doubt our story.
687
00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:53,688
It was just politics.
688
00:37:56,357 --> 00:37:57,937
God, I'm so sorry, Alice.
689
00:37:58,025 --> 00:38:00,525
But... But, look, I am telling you,
690
00:38:00,778 --> 00:38:03,738
I am different now, okay? Look at me.
691
00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:06,950
I can feel things.
It took hitting rock bottom to get there,
692
00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:09,754
and my rock bottom was
the thought of losing you.
693
00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:10,959
But I see now...
694
00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:16,167
that this was a gift to fall this far
because I finally can feel.
695
00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:19,422
And when we are back together
and I'm back on top,
696
00:38:19,505 --> 00:38:21,625
I know I'll still be able
to feel this way.
697
00:38:27,179 --> 00:38:30,639
I'm so glad to see you
so emotionally healthy, Payton.
698
00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:32,015
I really am.
699
00:38:36,522 --> 00:38:38,152
But I cannot do this.
700
00:38:38,232 --> 00:38:40,742
I'm not walking out
on a four-million-dollar wedding.
701
00:38:40,818 --> 00:38:42,988
I'm not gonna be disowned by my parents
702
00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:46,156
and break the heart
of the sweetest boy I've ever met.
703
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:48,330
- Don't do this.
- No, don't you do this, Payton.
704
00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:49,946
Don't make me seem like the bad guy
705
00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:51,786
when you're the reason
that this has happened.
706
00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:53,791
Everything could've been different.
707
00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:57,289
Now it's too late.
708
00:38:57,376 --> 00:39:00,086
- No, it's never too late. It's never too...
- Yes, Payton. It is.
709
00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:07,894
I'm marrying Thad.
710
00:39:08,804 --> 00:39:09,814
I'm sorry.
711
00:39:12,808 --> 00:39:14,558
I'll always love you.
712
00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:18,435
Alice...
713
00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:25,315
Maybe we can have an affair or something.
714
00:40:15,496 --> 00:40:16,406
Hey, Payton.
715
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:18,790
What are you doing here?
716
00:40:18,874 --> 00:40:20,044
We have a proposition.
717
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,211
I had the same reaction
when McAfee told me.
718
00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:28,126
We're talking about maybe
the most powerful woman in the state.
719
00:40:28,217 --> 00:40:31,387
Almost three decades of creating
a firewall of journalistic allies,
720
00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:33,350
solid union and neighborhood voting blocs,
721
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:36,141
quid pro quos with deep-pocketed industry
and business leaders.
722
00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:39,555
She's got the influential priests,
rabbis, and imams on her side.
723
00:40:39,937 --> 00:40:41,017
She's a juggernaut.
724
00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:43,515
I understand why she's run unopposed
for the last three cycles.
725
00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:45,277
It would be insane to go up against her.
726
00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:47,949
Then I told him about going to try
to volunteer for her campaign.
727
00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:48,858
There isn't one.
728
00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:52,156
Just a big, basically unstaffed office
where the most advanced software they have
729
00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:54,331
- is the key to the bathroom.
- Windows 99.
730
00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:55,910
They're lazy and arrogant.
731
00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:57,502
She's vulnerable.
732
00:40:57,997 --> 00:41:01,207
Not to a typical opponent;
to a young campaign that is hungry,
733
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,922
technologically savvy, telegenic.
734
00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:06,423
To a once in a generation candidate.
735
00:41:08,048 --> 00:41:10,798
Mm-hmm. Right, well,
did you bring any marshmallows?
736
00:41:12,678 --> 00:41:14,348
For roasting over the open fire?
737
00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:15,854
Are you drunk?
738
00:41:15,931 --> 00:41:16,771
What?
739
00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:18,179
No, I'm on the wagon.
740
00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:20,225
Almost two weeks.
741
00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:21,691
- Congrats.
- Yeah, that's fantastic.
742
00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:23,021
Thanks.
743
00:41:23,689 --> 00:41:25,109
There's no fire here, Payton.
744
00:41:25,191 --> 00:41:26,981
Exactly, all right?
745
00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:30,283
You guys, the candidate you're looking for
is long gone.
746
00:41:30,362 --> 00:41:32,872
Okay? The fire in me has gone out.
747
00:41:32,948 --> 00:41:34,948
Okay? I am done with politics.
748
00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:38,754
Well, don't you understand that the reason
for all of the drinking and crooning
749
00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:40,539
and whining is because that fire's out?
750
00:41:40,956 --> 00:41:42,206
That fire defines you.
751
00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:43,921
You're a politician, Payton. A great one.
752
00:41:44,001 --> 00:41:45,751
You're rudderless without a campaign.
753
00:41:49,548 --> 00:41:54,298
Maybe... Maybe so, but you're asking me
to set sail on the Titanic.
754
00:41:54,386 --> 00:41:56,806
This race is winnable,
and we can prove it to you.
755
00:41:56,889 --> 00:41:59,179
All we need is one great issue.
756
00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:01,476
The MTA is the laughingstock
of the free world.
757
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,860
It is consistently voted the worst
mass transit system in the universe.
758
00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:07,609
And do you know who is the chairwoman
of the appropriations committee
759
00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:09,491
- in charge of the funding for the subway?
- Mmm?
760
00:42:09,568 --> 00:42:11,358
The person who,
under the right circumstances,
761
00:42:11,445 --> 00:42:13,605
could become the face
of that hell down there.
762
00:42:13,697 --> 00:42:15,947
You don't need to beat her
entire political career,
763
00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:17,913
you just need to crush her
on one relatable,
764
00:42:17,993 --> 00:42:20,123
marketable, repeatable issue.
765
00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:21,334
Politics 101.
766
00:42:21,413 --> 00:42:23,833
Look, you guys, thank you for trying.
767
00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:27,376
Honestly.
And you're the best friends, the best.
768
00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:29,051
And I love you, but...
769
00:42:30,005 --> 00:42:31,125
but I'm gonna pass.
770
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,262
Just think about it for a few days.
771
00:42:33,342 --> 00:42:36,722
All right, but my answer
isn't gonna change, okay?
772
00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:38,474
This is not a winnable race, and frankly,
773
00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:40,766
I don't think that any are
with me as the candidate.
774
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:46,864
Look, you guys, I'm really grateful
that you still believe in me.
775
00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,483
Problem is, I don't.
776
00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:54,109
Okay, Johnny.
777
00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:56,280
Today is my day.
778
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,580
You know what we need to do.
779
00:43:01,662 --> 00:43:05,212
Now, what were
Wollstonecraft's primary arguments?
780
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:08,753
Number one, women should be allowed
to enter the fields
781
00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:10,836
of medicine and politics.
782
00:43:10,963 --> 00:43:12,673
Particularly noteworthy
783
00:43:12,756 --> 00:43:14,926
- when we realize that in 1792...
- Hello?
784
00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:18,219
...only three percent of the people
living in England and Wales
785
00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:20,184
- were eligible to vote.
- Are you serious?
786
00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:22,180
Hell, yeah.
787
00:43:22,808 --> 00:43:23,978
I'm on my way.
788
00:43:24,059 --> 00:43:27,269
...for having sex before marriage,
maybe men should be as well.
789
00:43:27,354 --> 00:43:30,864
Number three,
girls and boys should be co-educated.
790
00:43:30,941 --> 00:43:33,861
I don't appreciate your tone, young lady.
791
00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:37,158
I have an influential mommy blog.
792
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:39,199
So I would like to speak
with your manager.
793
00:43:39,533 --> 00:43:42,873
Okay, ma'am. I don't think you want to
speak to the manager, 'cause he's a prick.
794
00:43:42,953 --> 00:43:45,083
But Todd over here
is gonna say exactly what I just did.
795
00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:47,584
You can't return something
that you've already eaten.
796
00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:48,956
Ma'am.
797
00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:50,343
Hang on.
798
00:43:53,505 --> 00:43:54,415
Hello?
799
00:43:56,592 --> 00:43:57,512
Yeah?
800
00:44:01,430 --> 00:44:02,850
Okay, I'm in.
801
00:44:04,683 --> 00:44:06,603
But there's something you need to know.
802
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,530
Hello? Hi.
803
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,324
Look, I can't really talk right now.
804
00:44:18,405 --> 00:44:20,615
Sweetie, please sit still.
805
00:44:22,409 --> 00:44:23,409
He what?
806
00:44:24,453 --> 00:44:25,373
Really?
807
00:44:26,789 --> 00:44:28,869
Sweetie, the music's started.
808
00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:31,785
Okay, let's do this. Okay.
809
00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:33,705
Uh...
810
00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:36,508
I'm gonna have to call you back.
811
00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:10,923
Payton's running for State Senate.
812
00:45:10,999 --> 00:45:13,249
Oh, jeez. What a dickhead.
813
00:45:13,419 --> 00:45:16,089
I just thank God
that kid is finally out of the picture.
814
00:45:16,171 --> 00:45:18,221
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
815
00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:27,644
Are you ready?
816
00:45:28,267 --> 00:45:29,097
Yeah.
817
00:45:43,198 --> 00:45:44,618
- Dearly beloved...
- I'm so sorry.
818
00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:46,370
We have to put this on hold.
819
00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:49,162
Alice, wait!
820
00:45:49,246 --> 00:45:50,536
Sweetheart, what are you doing?
821
00:45:52,499 --> 00:45:55,249
Maybe she just had to use the bathroom.
822
00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:05,892
Alice! Alice!
823
00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:07,925
- Alice!
- What are you doing?
824
00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:09,312
Alice!
825
00:46:11,059 --> 00:46:11,979
Hey!
826
00:46:13,061 --> 00:46:13,941
Hey!
827
00:46:16,398 --> 00:46:17,778
Hey!
828
00:46:24,114 --> 00:46:25,374
Get me to New York, stat.
829
00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:38,841
Diet Coke.
830
00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:45,644
Well, I guess you got promoted
from busboy.
831
00:46:46,053 --> 00:46:46,893
Hmm.
832
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:49,005
How long has it been?
833
00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:51,060
Fifteen days.
834
00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:52,348
Good for you.
835
00:46:53,977 --> 00:46:55,807
You know,
I've been waiting for this moment.
836
00:46:56,188 --> 00:46:58,108
For you to get your head
screwed back on straight.
837
00:46:59,691 --> 00:47:02,651
- So you think that I should run.
- Against Standish?
838
00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:03,898
It's a gutsy play.
839
00:47:03,987 --> 00:47:06,197
Yeah, it's more foolhardy than brave.
840
00:47:06,281 --> 00:47:09,371
I mean, yes, sure,
the MTA's a mess, but it's not enough.
841
00:47:09,451 --> 00:47:10,741
All right, maybe, maybe,
842
00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:13,248
if she had one juicy weakness
that we could exploit,
843
00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:15,750
then maybe, but we would still have to run
the perfect campaign
844
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,753
and just get really lucky.
845
00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:20,089
She's unbeatable.
846
00:47:21,547 --> 00:47:22,967
Which means if you beat her,
847
00:47:23,048 --> 00:47:24,968
you're right back on your way
to the presidency.
848
00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:31,644
I'm scared.
849
00:47:31,723 --> 00:47:32,723
Of losing?
850
00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:34,687
Don't be.
851
00:47:35,894 --> 00:47:38,734
There's more honor in defeat
than there is in unused potential.
852
00:47:38,814 --> 00:47:41,444
I know. It's more than that though. Um...
853
00:47:43,902 --> 00:47:45,242
I like feeling things.
854
00:47:47,072 --> 00:47:48,242
It hurts,
855
00:47:48,907 --> 00:47:53,617
but I like it, and I'm scared
that if I run a new campaign...
856
00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:57,579
I'll just stop being able to feel again.
857
00:48:01,211 --> 00:48:02,171
Well...
858
00:48:03,505 --> 00:48:05,215
there's no such thing as destiny.
859
00:48:05,465 --> 00:48:08,255
Just men like you,
who when the world needs them,
860
00:48:08,635 --> 00:48:09,925
answer the call.
861
00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:16,852
Sorry it took so long.
862
00:48:17,185 --> 00:48:19,095
I had to reload the syrup
into the machine.
863
00:48:20,063 --> 00:48:21,023
Thanks.
864
00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:27,106
♪ Oh baby ♪
865
00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:32,777
♪ Oh baby ♪
866
00:48:34,953 --> 00:48:38,083
♪ You're having a bad dream ♪
867
00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:44,208
♪ Here in my arms ♪
868
00:48:46,673 --> 00:48:49,683
♪ Oh sugar ♪
869
00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:56,140
♪ You came to me ♪
870
00:48:57,517 --> 00:49:00,847
♪ There's always a side door ♪
871
00:49:02,689 --> 00:49:05,979
♪ Into the dark ♪
872
00:49:14,701 --> 00:49:16,241
Oh, this is an intervention.
873
00:49:16,745 --> 00:49:17,905
Isn't it? You guys.
874
00:49:17,996 --> 00:49:20,866
You guys, I've told you already, okay?
I quit drinking.
875
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:23,498
- You can smell my breath. It's Diet Coke.
- You're running.
876
00:49:23,835 --> 00:49:25,705
You're doing it
and we're all here to help.
877
00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:28,920
Guys, I... Is that your wedding dress?
878
00:49:30,842 --> 00:49:33,222
You didn't walk out on your wedding
to be here, did you?
879
00:49:33,762 --> 00:49:37,182
That's a separate conversation, but...
880
00:49:38,225 --> 00:49:39,135
...yes, I did.
881
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,020
We're all willing to put our lives
on hold here.
882
00:49:43,105 --> 00:49:45,475
Wow, um... That's...
883
00:49:46,775 --> 00:49:47,895
I mean, thank you.
884
00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:51,145
Um, I'm so excited at the prospect
of you and I maybe starting fresh.
885
00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:53,868
But you guys.
You're not thinking rationally here, okay?
886
00:49:53,949 --> 00:49:54,779
Listen...
887
00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:58,537
this is your destiny, Payton.
888
00:49:58,620 --> 00:50:02,080
Opportunities like this only come once,
do you understand?
889
00:50:02,165 --> 00:50:05,205
We've all been feeling like there was
something missing in our lives,
890
00:50:05,293 --> 00:50:08,633
and what's been missing
is something we can believe in.
891
00:50:09,589 --> 00:50:11,429
You just have to try, dude.
892
00:50:11,758 --> 00:50:14,178
You're never gonna forgive yourself
if you don't.
893
00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:18,848
Okay, I...
894
00:50:20,392 --> 00:50:23,272
Okay, how do I...
How do I put this? Um...
895
00:50:24,938 --> 00:50:28,358
I can't tell you how much it means to me
that you guys are all here.
896
00:50:28,900 --> 00:50:31,030
And I hear what you're saying,
I really do.
897
00:50:31,111 --> 00:50:33,861
But I am not gonna jump into a race
that I can't win,
898
00:50:33,947 --> 00:50:36,657
and I'm telling you,
I cannot win this race.
899
00:50:36,992 --> 00:50:39,122
Okay? Dede Standish is a 12-term incumbent
900
00:50:39,202 --> 00:50:41,662
running with the full support
of the Democratic Party apparatus.
901
00:50:41,747 --> 00:50:43,497
Astrid, why don't you tell him?
902
00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:47,924
Jesus.
903
00:50:50,756 --> 00:50:53,046
Dede Standish is in a three-way marriage.
904
00:50:56,219 --> 00:50:57,719
I beg your pardon?
905
00:50:58,305 --> 00:51:00,265
I was catering a fundraiser
for muscular dystrophy,
906
00:51:00,348 --> 00:51:01,598
and I saw it with my own eyes.
907
00:51:05,645 --> 00:51:09,315
Ladies and gentlemen,
Senator Dede Standish!
908
00:51:30,587 --> 00:51:33,837
State Senator Dede Standish
is in a thrupple.
909
00:51:39,679 --> 00:51:41,429
There's no such thing as destiny.
910
00:51:41,515 --> 00:51:44,675
Just men like you,
who when the world needs them,
911
00:51:44,768 --> 00:51:45,978
answer the call.
912
00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:49,899
All right.
913
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,240
Let's do it.
914
00:51:54,319 --> 00:51:58,319
HDMI 3, what the hell does that mean?
I just want regular TV!
915
00:51:58,615 --> 00:52:01,365
Okay, well, then, my question is
916
00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:04,580
why am I just learning about this now?
917
00:52:04,663 --> 00:52:06,793
No! I don't want iTunes!
918
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:11,174
Jesus, we can put a man on the moon.
We can't make a TV that you just turn on.
919
00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:12,843
Where's that intern we just hired?
920
00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:15,761
Okay, I understand that, Richard.
921
00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:17,551
We're... We're looking for it now.
922
00:52:18,176 --> 00:52:19,296
Try New York 10.
923
00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:21,345
What channel's New York 10?
924
00:52:21,930 --> 00:52:25,270
- It's ten, Hadassah. It's channel ten.
- Ten. Oh, channel ten. Okay.
925
00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:26,979
Over the past four years,
926
00:52:27,060 --> 00:52:30,190
delays on the New York subway system
have tripled.
927
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,860
Now that amounts to over a million dollars
in lost revenue every single day.
928
00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:35,402
Now I'm gonna say that again.
929
00:52:35,485 --> 00:52:38,195
- The kid's a fetus.
- A million dollars every single day.
930
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,620
A million dollars a day
never makes it to the pocketbooks
931
00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:42,029
of the average New Yorker.
932
00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:44,367
That's hundreds of thousands
in tax revenue
933
00:52:44,452 --> 00:52:47,792
that can't go towards police
or firefighters,
934
00:52:47,873 --> 00:52:51,083
or sanitation,
or pre-K and after-school programs
935
00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:53,088
that New Yorkers have come to rely on.
936
00:52:54,212 --> 00:52:56,722
Now where is our elected leadership
on this issue?
937
00:52:56,798 --> 00:53:00,968
Why has Senator Standish been so slow
to react to this crisis?
938
00:53:01,511 --> 00:53:03,601
Could it be perhaps
because Senator Standish
939
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:05,310
doesn't ride the subway?
940
00:53:05,473 --> 00:53:08,273
No, she doesn't have to worry about
arriving at her destinations on time,
941
00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:11,311
because she travels by stretch limousine.
942
00:53:11,897 --> 00:53:13,437
Maybe that's why Senator Standish thinks
943
00:53:13,523 --> 00:53:15,403
that she can just throw money
at the problem.
944
00:53:15,483 --> 00:53:19,283
Right? 35 billion dollars
in stopgap fixes,
945
00:53:19,362 --> 00:53:21,872
which will already be obsolete
by the time that they're finished,
946
00:53:21,948 --> 00:53:23,528
and won't even fix the problem.
947
00:53:23,909 --> 00:53:27,249
All right? Now that's what I call
putting a Band-Aid on a problem.
948
00:53:27,329 --> 00:53:29,709
And at 35 billion dollars,
949
00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:33,044
that is one very expensive Band-Aid,
my friends.
950
00:53:33,835 --> 00:53:37,085
We cannot afford two more years
of failed leadership in Albany.
951
00:53:37,172 --> 00:53:39,972
We live in the greatest city in the world,
952
00:53:40,467 --> 00:53:42,547
and as New Yorkers, we deserve better.
953
00:53:42,636 --> 00:53:46,556
You deserve leaders who will stand up
to moneyed interests in Albany
954
00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:48,597
and say enough is enough.
955
00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:52,186
So join me
in this revolution of solutions,
956
00:53:52,270 --> 00:53:56,780
common sense solutions to the problems
that New Yorkers face each and every day.
957
00:53:56,858 --> 00:53:59,528
Help me get this city back to work,
and together...
958
00:54:00,528 --> 00:54:03,408
let's get New York back on track.
959
00:54:04,616 --> 00:54:05,906
Thank you and God bless.
960
00:54:13,458 --> 00:54:15,538
Should we be worried?
961
00:54:15,835 --> 00:54:16,875
Worried?
962
00:54:17,337 --> 00:54:19,087
Oh, no.
963
00:54:19,631 --> 00:54:21,011
This is gonna be fun.
964
00:54:23,718 --> 00:54:27,258
We're gonna eat him alive.