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It was a waking dream,
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the kind that arrives in the twilight
between sleep and the real world.
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I sat straight up in bed
and said out loud,
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"I'm going to be President
of the United States."
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It does seem to be the hot job
everyone aspires to nowadays.
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The air of impossibility has been removed.
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I had that dream
when I was seven years old, Dean Lawrence,
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and I've spent my entire life
studying the lives of former presidents
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to identify common experiences and traits
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that led to their inevitable
election victories.
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Such as?
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I only went back as far as Reagan.
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As far as I'm concerned,
he created the modern presidency,
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the presidency of television
and celebrity.
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People like to think of their presidents
as characters they see on TV.
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Most never actually see them
in real life.
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Reagan and Bush Sr.
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were both presidents
of their senior classes in high school.
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Which, I assume,
you are on your way to accomplishing.
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I believe I have the election
well in hand, yes.
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Interestingly, Reagan, Clinton, and Obama
were all born into poverty
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while the Bushes were both highborn.
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How do you reconcile that
with your master plan?
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Well, I have the good fortune
of being born both rich and poor.
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Your family has generational wealth.
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Yes, true, but I’m also the only son
of a cocktail waitress
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from the Landing Strip Gentlemen's Club
in Laconia, New Hampshire.
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- You’re adopted.
- Yes.
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Why Harvard, Payton?
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Harvard's produced more presidents
than any other school. Seven.
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Hmm. Well, I appreciate that.
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You’re clearly a very well-prepared
young man. Polished.
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Thank you, Dean Lawrence.
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But I’m not here to see the polish.
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You're concerned about my GPA?
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- Because I've...
- I don’t care about your grades.
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I want to know you.
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The real you.
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Have you ever been compelled
to go meet your birth mother?
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No.
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My real mother has always been my
greatest champion and closest confidant.
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When was the last time you cried?
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I cried at the end
of It’s a Wonderful Life last Christmas.
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Everyone cries at the end of that movie.
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I know.
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Did you cry because you were moved
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or because you felt like
you were supposed to?
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Does it matter?
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♪ I fell in love again ♪
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♪ All things go, all things go ♪
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♪ Drove to Chicago ♪
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♪ All things know, all things know ♪
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♪ You came to take us ♪
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♪ All things go, all things go ♪
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♪ To recreate us ♪
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♪ All things grow, all things grow ♪
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♪ We had our mindset ♪
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♪ All things know ♪
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♪ All things know ♪
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♪ You had to find it ♪
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♪ All things go, all things go ♪
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You were great.
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I’ve noticed... every time we have sex,
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no matter what I do,
you seem to really enjoy it.
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I don’t know, I feel like,
maybe, sometimes, you’re faking it.
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I am.
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Wh...
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I don’t like you pretending. I mean,
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aren’t we supposed to be
generating intimacy?
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Sure, but we're also giving you
the self-confidence you need
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to become the man I know you can be.
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I know you watch porn.
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Your brain is wired to enjoy sex
that's presentational.
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Okay, but I don’t want presentational.
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I want authentic.
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I will do better at appearing
more authentic from now on.
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I don’t want you to appear authentic,
I want you to be authentic.
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I don’t understand. What’s the difference?
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I promise to be more real from now on.
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- Where you going?
- I have a surf lesson.
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We’re going back to Hawaii this Christmas
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and I refuse to let my dad call me Barney
and vanquish me to the ankle busters.
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Let there be one place he doesn’t find me
a complete disappointment.
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Hey, he thinks you're great.
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He thinks I’m pretty.
And he likes pretty things.
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River!
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- River!
- I'm in here.
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You traitor.
You backstabbing son of a bitch.
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You know how important this is to me.
How dare you run against me?
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- Oh, I know. Listen, calm down...
- No. You calm down. I have the floor now.
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Since when have you wanted
to be the president?
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This wasn’t even your idea, was it?
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No, it was Astrid's idea.
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She said I had to do it if I had a shot
of getting into Stanford and...
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I had to do something
to get my parents off my back.
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Screw you. Do you not understand
you're gonna beat me?
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Okay?
You're better looking than me.
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You're more popular,
co-captain of the lacrosse team, so...
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You're blowing this thing
way out of proportion.
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The moment you win, I'll tell everyone
that we had sex and you're living a lie.
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So, there's that.
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- Payton.
- I'm warning you,
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do not screw with my dream.
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All right? I'm on a singular path. Okay?
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You're not gonna get in the way,
or I swear to God, I will make you pay.
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Okay? So don't mess with me, River.
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Are we clear?
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I've never seen you like this.
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I don't recognize this person.
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Well, I don't care, okay?
I'm not a box, right?
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I don't need to have four sides for you
to look at and approve of, okay?
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I have... I have feelings, River.
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These aren't feelings,
you're just hysterical.
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Well, this is the true me.
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This is who I am. I'm a winner.
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I'mma win at all costs.
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I know what my future's gonna be
and I know how to get there.
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And I will not be stopped.
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We have time for one more question
each before closing statements.
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Payton, Mark Twain's classic novel
Huckleberry Finn
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is part of this school's
freshman year English curriculum.
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Do you believe racial epithets
should be removed from Huck Finn
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before it is taught to students?
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Hmm.
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Well, first of all, thank you, Vicki,
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for your years of service
as part of our yearbook club,
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and thank you for what is a
very thoughtful and provocative question.
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Now, this question doesn't have
an easy answer,
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so all I can give you is an honest answer.
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No. We should not be rewriting
literary giants like Mark Twain.
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Mark Twain loathed racial inequality,
and through the eyes of Huckleberry Finn,
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he was attempting
to shine a light on the...
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the heinous, shameful sin of slavery,
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and the systemic racism
that pervaded every aspect of his life
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in the environment in which he was raised.
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But make no mistake,
the racism that Mark Twain wrote about
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has not been banished
to the ash heap of history,
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it's with us in this room today.
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Right? It's different, to be sure.
It's... more subtle.
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But we have a long way to go towards
true racial equality in this country,
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and as student body president,
I'll ensure every student at this school
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has an equal opportunity to succeed,
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regardless of their color,
creed, national origin,
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gender, sexual orientation,
genetic information, or disability.
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If you choose to honor me by electing me,
I will fight for each and every one of you
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so as long as there is
strength in me to fight.
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So, give me your vote, and help me
lead this great school into the future.
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Thank you.
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River, last question.
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Uh, should the school be able to limit
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the size of sugary drinks sold
at Saint Sebastian?
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Um...
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I mean...
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Yeah? No?
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Who cares?
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No, sorry. I appreciate the question,
it's a good question.
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I think it's important that we make
smart decisions about the food we eat.
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I just feel like,
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it's hardly the most pressing thing
that any of us are dealing with.
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- The world is dark, yeah?
- Oh, my.
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And I think teenagers nowadays
realize that.
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And... I don't know,
it kind of feels like the world's ending.
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So, you know, if a 42-ounce Mountain Dew
makes you happy, I say go for it.
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I keep thinking that, uh,
the only thing we all share together
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is that we’re all alone.
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And we take pictures, and we post them,
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and we Facebook and Insta
and Tweet and Snap and everything and...
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it just makes it worse.
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Ah, man.
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I tried to kill myself last year.
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Yeah, I never... I never told anyone that.
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This is weird, I'm up here,
you guys... Can we...
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Can I come down there
and talk to you? This is...
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We're friends. We know each other
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We don't have to do this.
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- We can have a serious conversation.
- Okay, he's walking.
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So, it was, uh, like,
about a year ago, and...
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I don't know,
I was just feeling really depressed.
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Not even depressed, just...
just hopeless, because, um...
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because I felt so alone. And I, uh...
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I was afraid
I was always gonna feel that way.
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- He's crying. This is bad, this is bad.
- And, so I...
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I went home after lax practice one day
and I was working out at home...
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and something made me take
a 45-pound plate and, uh...
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I tied it to my ankle
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and I went out to my pool
and I jumped in the deep end.
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And, for a second, I was really...
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I was really ready to die.
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And then I, like, realized. I was, like,
"River, what did you just do?"
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And I panicked and I tried to get
the rope off my ankle and I couldn't.
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And I just remember looking up
at the surface of the water and thinking,
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"No one's here, man.
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You're gonna die alone."
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And then, um...
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next thing I remember
I was floating at the surface.
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There's no cool ending to the story,
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it's just the rope untied itself
from the weight.
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I don't know, I never did Boy Scouts.
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No one was there.
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Oh, God, he's sweating like Nixon.
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I don't want anyone here at this school
to ever feel like that.
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It's really important to me
that all of you know
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that your lives have value.
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And that they're important.
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That you're important.
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That’s all I got to say.
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I love this guy.
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Candidates, it's now time
for your closing statements.
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I’ll pick it up.
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People lie, numbers don't. River's
ahead of you ten points post-debate.
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And if you dig down the tabs at the polls,
he is leading you in looks, charisma,
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and, most importantly, authenticity.
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Basically crushing you in that department.
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Especially after that masterclass
he put on during the debate.
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Girls love it when a guy
who looks like that cries.
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Not blubbery at all,
more of a silent, sexy cry.
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Okay, fine, why don't all of you
just vote for him, then?
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Our loyalty is with you, Payton.
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This is a plane.
We're all headed to the same place.
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You're the pilot,
James and I are your navigators.
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Neither one of us knows
how to fly like you can.
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We need you to get us to the White House,
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but we wouldn't be doing our job
if we weren't being honest with you.
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If we don't tell it like it is,
we'll all crash.
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Okay, what's my next move?
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We need to get you a running mate
that softens you up.
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Someone undeniably real.
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I recommend a student
from the special ed class.
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I believe the proper modern vernacular
for them is "differently abled."
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So, you're going
for the sympathy vote, am I right?
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What do you mean?
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Well, it's not like
we're super good friends.
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Been going to school together
for three years,
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the most you and I have
ever said to each other is, "Hello."
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So, you obviously have
some sort of strategy in mind.
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The only strategy I'm interested in
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is being a president
for every student at this school.
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That includes people like you,
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who traditionally have not been
well represented in student government.
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What exactly does that mean,
"people like me"?
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C'mon. I mean someone with a disability,
242
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someone who might enjoy
sharing the spotlight for once
243
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,748
and having a hand
in shaping the culture at this school.
244
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:19,421
And "student body vice president" looks
pretty good on a college application.
245
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:20,501
Oh, how thrilling.
246
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,959
What, so you are not even gonna
consider it?
247
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,508
Eat a fat one!
248
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,931
John McCain tried that. It was a disaster.
249
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,739
Your family once hired Pinkertons
to bust up union organizers.
250
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,870
You have three lesser Picassos
in your housekeeper's room in your home.
251
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,489
Annie Leibovitz took your family
Christmas card photo last year
252
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:54,406
and you have a 4.3 GPA.
253
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:57,496
You're untouchable. You need
a running mate that can humanize you.
254
00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,583
So, what kind of music do you like?
255
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,884
Britney Spears and Insane Clown Posse.
256
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,382
Yeah, me too.
257
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,218
If you had the chance to stand up
in front of the whole school,
258
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,890
and you could say anything you wanted,
what would you say?
259
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,014
I don't know.
260
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,927
Well, what would you want
to get off your chest?
261
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,095
Like, if you could change one thing,
what would it be?
262
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,939
Everyone should quit being a faker.
263
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,777
Alice? What do you think?
264
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:34,489
I love you. Unconditionally.
265
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:37,197
You are the front man
of my favorite rock band,
266
00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:40,457
you are the star of my favorite movie,
you are my king of kings.
267
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,669
Nothing is going to stop you
from winning this election
268
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,593
and turning this school upside down.
269
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,377
But you've got to listen to your advisors.
270
00:16:57,599 --> 00:16:59,519
I'm just so happy to be alive.
271
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:02,061
I love when I can get outside
into the sunshine
272
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,056
and smell the ocean, you know?
273
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,478
Are you not eating lunch?
274
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,529
No. No, with the chemo
I don't always have an appetite.
275
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,451
My Nana says I have to eat,
276
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:15,622
but it's just the medicine I take,
it makes everything taste so spicy.
277
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,753
I'm so sorry to hear that. I...
278
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:22,287
I cannot imagine what that must be like.
High school is hard enough as it is.
279
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,585
I just don't look at it that way.
280
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,879
I think that every day is a gift.
281
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,842
And every time that I wake up,
282
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:36,260
even if I have to get
a platelet transfusion from Dr. Sengal,
283
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,556
I think to myself,
284
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:44,859
"A lot of kids around the world don't
have the same medical care that I do. So...
285
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:50,858
If that's what I have to go through,
that's God's plan."
286
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:57,624
I'm looking for a VP candidate, because
I'm running for student body president.
287
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:05,630
Yes, I heard. Andrea told me. She's, um...
She said you were good at the debate.
288
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,630
She takes notes for me
when I can't be at school.
289
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:09,632
Mmm.
290
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:11,673
I wish I could've been there, but...
291
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,877
a lot of nice people heard about my chemo
292
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:16,047
and they paid for me to go to Disneyland
with my Nana,
293
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:19,176
and we got to skip all the lines
and it was so much fun.
294
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,555
Best day ever!
295
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:26,559
What?
296
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,860
What are you...?
Why are you looking at me like that?
297
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,693
I don't know. I just...
298
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,856
I really like you, Infinity.
299
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:37,735
You're so real.
300
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,353
We'd like a table for two, please.
301
00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:01,678
- Sure, do you have a reservation?
- Yes. Jackson.
302
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:05,141
Dusty and Infinity Jackson.
303
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:08,151
I'm sorry. I don't see a reservation
under any of those names.
304
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:12,150
Well, that doesn't make any sense.
I mean, I know I definitely called.
305
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,704
Sorry. We're fully booked until 9:30.
306
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:16,698
Would you like to make a reservation
for then?
307
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:23,874
Karen, I want you to meet someone.
308
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,955
Infinity, say hello to Karen.
309
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,335
- Hello, Karen.
- Hi.
310
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:40,006
You were really looking forward
to eating here, weren't you, babydoll?
311
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,845
Uh-huh.
312
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:45,270
Hell, I said, "Let's go to Coco's."
313
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:49,730
I was so excited. I love me
some of that Coco's pot pie.
314
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:55,073
No, but you dug in.
You said, "I want Olive Garden, Nana."
315
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,652
I want Olive Garden, Nana. I do.
316
00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:00,779
I just got my feeding tube taken out,
and my Nana said,
317
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:04,116
"Sure, yeah. You want
endless breadsticks, let's go for it."
318
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:09,329
Why don't you tell Karen
about your cancer? Hmm?
319
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,792
You're in pain sometimes, aren't you?
320
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,132
I'm sorry. I couldn't help overhear.
321
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,423
Uh, we're ahead of you,
322
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,505
but we'd really like you
to have our table.
323
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:21,471
- Oh, no. No, we couldn't poss...
- Please, I insist.
324
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,103
We'd also like to pay for your meal.
325
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:26,063
Oh, I...
326
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:29,897
I don't know what to say.
Thank you so much.
327
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,148
It's our pleasure.
328
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:34,023
You really ought
to be ashamed of yourself.
329
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:35,693
Bye.
330
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,436
Ooh!
331
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,106
It's blinking.
332
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:41,822
I can take your buzzer.
333
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:45,871
Right this way.
334
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,035
Thank you.
335
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,165
Enjoy your evening.
336
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,250
Thank you. You too.
337
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,045
It's so good.
338
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,592
Jesus H. Christ. It's like Rome.
339
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:08,600
I mean, all you can eat,
and then a quick trip to the vomitorium.
340
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:13,234
Dining out used to be something
you earned. Well, like you have. But...
341
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:17,364
Don't eat that fast!
342
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:20,492
You're gonna yack it all up
like a baby bird. Spit it out.
343
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:24,065
Oh, Christ. Look at that. Jesus.
344
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,160
Don't forget, we have free tickets
345
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:30,999
to the Florida Georgia Line concert
on Friday night.
346
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:33,211
We're gonna be sitting right up in front,
347
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,212
right in the handicap section,
right next to the stage.
348
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:39,668
- Free tickets. Wow, cool.
- Yeah.
349
00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:41,086
So, how was school?
350
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,553
Okay. Payton asked me
to be his vice president.
351
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:45,796
Who's Payton?
352
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:49,177
He's a boy who's running for
school president and he asked me to...
353
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,386
Jesus Christ, he's going to get more food.
354
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:52,306
Yeah.
355
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,107
What? He asked you to be what?
356
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,399
He asked me to be his running mate.
357
00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:00,993
- Yeah?
- I don't really know. I mean, he's rich.
358
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:04,659
- He's really cute.
- Well, I hope you said yes.
359
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,452
I said no.
360
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:07,413
Why?
361
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:09,326
I don't know.
362
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:10,695
Sad.
363
00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:14,537
I felt like he was using me,
and I don't like to be used.
364
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:16,378
You know what?
365
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:20,879
You're gonna finish
your endless bread basket right now.
366
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:26,390
And tomorrow, you are gonna march up
to that boy and you are going to say,
367
00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:30,560
"Thank you very much.
I accept your offer."
368
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:35,017
Something like this
could change your life.
369
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:37,189
Do you understand me?
370
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,729
You can be vice president.
371
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:41,572
Aim high.
372
00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:42,491
Yeah.
373
00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:44,448
You can get it all.
374
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,579
- Hi, Infinity.
- Hi. Jesus!
375
00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:55,922
So, listen, I just was wondering if
you had thought any more about my offer.
376
00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:58,209
- I've thought about it.
- Mm-hmm.
377
00:22:58,293 --> 00:22:59,463
The answer is no.
378
00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:01,883
- Why?
- I don't need to tell you.
379
00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:03,632
Payton!
380
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:11,218
We have a problem.
381
00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:15,346
That's why I'm proud to announce
my running mate,
382
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,731
your next student body vice president,
383
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,190
Skye Leighton.
384
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:31,867
Thank you so much, River.
385
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:35,746
And, uh, thank you for giving students
at Saint Sebastian
386
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:40,541
the historic opportunity to elect
a gender non-conforming African-American
387
00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:41,877
to be their vice president.
388
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:45,224
Now, I can't promise
that I'm always gonna agree with you.
389
00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:48,678
I have a reputation
for speaking my mind loudly
390
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,220
when I disagree with someone,
391
00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:55,023
but I can promise you strength,
fortitude, and the passion
392
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,940
to make Saint Sebastian an amazing place.
393
00:23:58,019 --> 00:23:59,269
Thank you.
394
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:22,665
River!
395
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:28,724
Why are you doing this to me?
Why did you have to pick Skye Leighton?
396
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:31,429
Astrid said if I picked her,
I'd have my best shot at winning.
397
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:32,511
Why are you listening to her?
398
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,256
She doesn’t want what's good for you,
she wants power.
399
00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:36,177
You're the way she's gonna get it.
She's Lady Macbeth!
400
00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,636
- You gotta calm down.
- She's jealous of us, can't you see that?
401
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:40,597
That is why she's trying
to take this away from me!
402
00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:43,111
Why are you hurting me?
403
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:48,570
You... You have so much pain.
404
00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:56,450
You don't need any of this.
405
00:24:56,536 --> 00:24:58,576
You're gonna go to college
and join the Peace Corps.
406
00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:00,043
This isn't gonna help you.
407
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:02,878
I'm sorry.
408
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:05,798
I really did love you.
409
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,552
No!
410
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,393
I wanna bag a Shiras moose.
411
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,311
I wanna bag a Siberian buffalo.
412
00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:25,480
All right. I wanna bag...
Margaret Edmund Meyers.
413
00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:27,525
- Maggie Meyers?
- Yes, Maggie Meyers.
414
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:28,989
- I already did.
- Really?
415
00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,699
- Full bush.
- Dude, nice!
416
00:25:33,823 --> 00:25:36,623
Firstly, it's illegal
to hunt Siberian bison.
417
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:38,581
Secondly,
when you talk about bagging things,
418
00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:41,082
you sound like douchebags,
especially with your mother present.
419
00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:43,004
You should totally
come hunting with us, Payton.
420
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,633
Yeah, that way we could
accidentally shoot you in the back.
421
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,500
That's enough!
422
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:53,969
Yo, that's good, Mom.
423
00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:56,432
It's for a series I'm doing
to raise awareness and money
424
00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:57,683
for the Syrian war debt.
425
00:25:57,764 --> 00:26:01,394
This is Orhan. He was killed
in an airstrike earlier in the year.
426
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:02,515
Bummer.
427
00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:09,483
Are you boys gonna be back for dinner?
428
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:12,568
No, we have that event in support
of eliminating net neutrality.
429
00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:15,124
How can you be for
eliminating net neutrality?
430
00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:18,365
This family holds 54 million dollars
in telecom stocks.
431
00:26:18,451 --> 00:26:21,371
- He doesn’t care, he's barely in the will.
- Boys!
432
00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:23,214
Why are you always defending him?
433
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:26,840
Because you're bullies.
And you're borderline psychopaths.
434
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,710
Of course you're in the will,
same as them.
435
00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:33,011
I saw to that.
436
00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:37,886
Don't tell your father.
437
00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:43,439
You know, I read this study
438
00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:45,938
from Columbia.
439
00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:48,823
It says that it's impossible for a parent
440
00:26:48,898 --> 00:26:51,528
to love an adopted child
as much as a biological one.
441
00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:56,317
Parents are programmed to be drawn
to the children that look most like them.
442
00:26:56,906 --> 00:26:59,826
I would assume it has something to do
with protecting bloodlines.
443
00:26:59,909 --> 00:27:03,329
Well, I would say that's a flawed study,
because I love you the most.
444
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:05,374
I always have.
445
00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:10,052
You're just saying that
because they grew up to be such jerkwads.
446
00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:11,338
You're not wrong about that.
447
00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:14,804
You can't teach kindness.
448
00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:17,929
You know? I tried for a long time.
449
00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:22,178
Can't do much with small hearts.
450
00:27:22,265 --> 00:27:25,225
Hard hearts, maybe, but not small ones.
451
00:27:25,518 --> 00:27:27,648
I love them, don't get me wrong, I just...
452
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,190
The love has edges.
453
00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:34,778
It doesn't go on and on
the way my love for you does.
454
00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:38,276
And you felt that way about me right away?
455
00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,284
Like you were a part of me.
456
00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:46,289
It wasn't a meeting, it was a reunion.
457
00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:52,376
This funny, dark, Jewish hair.
These big Disney eyes. And...
458
00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:55,665
You were alone in the world.
459
00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:59,842
And I suppose I felt that way
about myself.
460
00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:06,517
Don't ever listen to your brothers
about who they say you are
461
00:28:06,601 --> 00:28:08,771
or what you might do in this world.
462
00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:14,112
There's my surprise!
463
00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:32,957
Can I use your restroom?
464
00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:35,634
Well, yes, of course.
Just follow the path up to the main house.
465
00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:37,047
There's staff.
466
00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:49,306
- You could've at least said hello.
- What is he doing here?
467
00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:51,024
He's your new Mandarin tutor.
468
00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:55,856
That's River Barkley,
he's incredibly popular at school.
469
00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:56,862
So are you.
470
00:28:57,152 --> 00:29:00,322
Not his kind of popular. And he's dating
my arch-nemesis, Astrid Sloan.
471
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:02,655
She called me a fag in second grade.
I'm not even gay.
472
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:03,581
Oh.
473
00:29:04,659 --> 00:29:06,619
Well, he comes very highly recommended.
474
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,210
I suggest you make him like you
475
00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:12,209
and have Astrid Sloan be very jealous.
476
00:29:15,211 --> 00:29:16,131
Fine.
477
00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:25,758
Every single one of these books
is an autobiography.
478
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:30,435
Lincoln, Ross Perot, US Grant.
479
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:33,689
I like to read
about how others achieved their greatness
480
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,772
so that I can mimic what worked.
481
00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:38,691
You know, fake it till you make it.
482
00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:43,777
What?
483
00:29:44,365 --> 00:29:45,695
I fake it a lot too.
484
00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:52,421
People think I'm... all calm.
485
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,254
I don't know if I really am.
486
00:30:01,549 --> 00:30:02,879
It's sometimes like I'm...
487
00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:06,681
feeling the whole world at once, you know?
488
00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:11,518
Uh, where did you learn Mandarin?
489
00:30:11,601 --> 00:30:14,731
My dad works for Goldman,
so we lived in Shanghai until I was ten.
490
00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:20,986
- "Bathroom"?
- Do you want to start?
491
00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:22,239
- Oh, yeah, sure.
- Yeah.
492
00:30:58,606 --> 00:31:00,356
Why are you so tense?
493
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:03,607
How do you know I'm tense?
494
00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:06,029
I just do.
495
00:31:07,448 --> 00:31:09,078
You don't seem very happy.
496
00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:14,121
Are you happy?
497
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:19,710
I try to be.
498
00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:22,881
I try to be too.
499
00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,510
I really try.
500
00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:35,642
It's so hard to have to try so hard
all the time.
501
00:31:45,361 --> 00:31:46,241
Um...
502
00:31:47,196 --> 00:31:49,406
Okay, that was weird.
503
00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:51,660
Um, how did you get me
to be vulnerable like that?
504
00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:54,332
I'm never like that.
505
00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:57,214
I know.
506
00:31:57,832 --> 00:32:00,002
It's just kinda a thing I do with people.
507
00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:09,262
Maybe it was just what you needed.
508
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:14,683
What do you need?
509
00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:23,821
I don't know what that means.
510
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:25,532
Can I kiss you?
511
00:32:51,594 --> 00:32:52,684
See you next time?
512
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:03,356
Excuse me. Languages?
513
00:33:03,439 --> 00:33:05,529
- Third stack.
- Thank you.
514
00:33:34,637 --> 00:33:35,847
I'm gonna dive right in.
515
00:33:36,889 --> 00:33:38,729
I know what's going on
between you and River.
516
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,387
He told me what happened.
517
00:33:40,476 --> 00:33:43,056
I was mad at first,
but then I admired his honesty.
518
00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:45,566
River and I have complete transparency.
519
00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:48,902
I've always known he was fluid.
I am too, sorta.
520
00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:54,698
And if you're the way he deals
with that part of himself, that's fine.
521
00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:56,583
But I want in too.
522
00:33:57,076 --> 00:33:58,826
Come over to my house after school.
523
00:33:59,954 --> 00:34:01,334
Let’s all get it on.
524
00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:03,669
Okay.
525
00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:23,644
I don't know where the gun came from.
Um...
526
00:34:24,353 --> 00:34:26,023
He just turned away for a moment
527
00:34:26,105 --> 00:34:28,855
and then he had it in his hand
and then he shot himself.
528
00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:31,028
Son, look at me.
529
00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:33,112
I never heard a sound like that before.
530
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:36,818
I need you to focus
and tell me everything you remember.
531
00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:39,493
What happened?
532
00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:44,084
He killed himself.
533
00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:53,467
He did this because of you.
534
00:34:56,302 --> 00:34:58,102
- Miss?
- I have to see him.
535
00:34:58,179 --> 00:35:01,179
- Sorry, you can’t...
- I have to see him! I’m his girlfriend.
536
00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:03,846
I'm his girlfriend!
537
00:36:22,930 --> 00:36:24,060
I should be crying.
538
00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:26,484
Why aren't I crying?
539
00:36:27,476 --> 00:36:28,306
It's not you.
540
00:36:29,478 --> 00:36:31,518
They told me when you were born
you didn't even cry.
541
00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:34,436
You just came out and looked at everyone
with a furrowed brow.
542
00:36:35,401 --> 00:36:36,321
I’m worried...
543
00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:38,315
that I...
544
00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,869
that I don't have the same feelings
everyone else does.
545
00:36:42,408 --> 00:36:46,578
I think a lot of young people
feel that way, especially nowadays.
546
00:36:46,662 --> 00:36:48,872
Your generation got the terrible idea
547
00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:52,996
that it was best to vomit every thought
and feeling all over each other.
548
00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:57,667
It's a pandemic of overcommunication
that's led to an absence of intimacy.
549
00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:00,930
It's more than that for me.
550
00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:03,801
What if I'm just wired differently?
551
00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:08,351
I mean,
what if I can't feel for anyone else?
552
00:37:08,976 --> 00:37:10,896
They say that sociopaths can't do that.
553
00:37:10,978 --> 00:37:15,398
What if all I'll ever able to do
is pretend to feel?
554
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:18,193
Does it matter
if you can’t tell the difference?
555
00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:32,919
I'm sorry about River.
556
00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:36,054
He was a wonderful boy.
557
00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:45,849
This is gonna sound awful,
but I'm just gonna say it.
558
00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:48,270
Now that River's dead,
you're running unopposed.
559
00:37:49,183 --> 00:37:51,063
- Seriously?
- I can't believe you just said that.
560
00:37:51,143 --> 00:37:52,603
Sorry, but it's my job.
561
00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:59,937
You know you don't have to do this.
562
00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:02,612
I want to.
563
00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:07,156
And while they ask that you
respect their privacy at this time,
564
00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:10,200
River's family wishes
to express their gratitude
565
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:14,288
for the outpouring of support
they have received in the last few days.
566
00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,458
It's trying times like these
567
00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:19,884
where we, as a community,
look to our student leaders
568
00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:22,884
for a way to move forward
and begin to heal.
569
00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:24,890
Payton?
570
00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:37,230
I didn't really get to know River
until last year.
571
00:38:38,190 --> 00:38:40,030
He was my tutor.
572
00:38:41,068 --> 00:38:42,398
Then he became my friend.
573
00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:45,033
And then, my opponent.
574
00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,197
We found ourselves
running against one another,
575
00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:50,584
but River never made it feel
like a competition.
576
00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:53,711
He would always say,
"Don’t worry about it, Payton.
577
00:38:53,789 --> 00:38:55,119
Let the best man win."
578
00:38:59,086 --> 00:39:00,496
Now, the best man can't win.
579
00:39:03,924 --> 00:39:05,844
Uh, River was very active
in the drama department,
580
00:39:05,926 --> 00:39:09,886
so I've asked one of his many friends
to help me sing a song in his honor.
581
00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:33,832
♪ It's coming on Christmas
They're cutting down trees ♪
582
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:38,420
♪ Putting up reindeer
Singing songs of joy and peace ♪
583
00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:41,131
♪ Oh, I wish I had a river ♪
584
00:39:42,088 --> 00:39:46,838
♪ I could skate away on ♪
585
00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:50,141
♪ But it don't snow here ♪
586
00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:52,678
♪ It stays pretty green ♪
587
00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:57,480
♪ Gonna make a lot of money
Then I’m gonna quit this crazy scene ♪
588
00:39:57,561 --> 00:40:01,021
♪ Oh, I wish I had a river ♪
589
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:06,067
♪ I could skate away on ♪
590
00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:11,034
♪ Oh, I wish I had a river so long ♪
591
00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:18,754
♪ I would teach my feet to fly ♪
592
00:40:21,293 --> 00:40:24,843
♪ Oh, I wish I had a river ♪
593
00:40:25,214 --> 00:40:30,304
♪ I could skate away on ♪
594
00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:37,564
♪ I made my baby cry ♪
595
00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:52,372
♪ He tried hard to help me
You know, he put me at ease ♪
596
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:56,700
♪ And he loved me so naughty
Made me weak in the knees ♪
597
00:40:56,787 --> 00:41:00,077
♪ Oh, I wish I had a river ♪
598
00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:05,166
♪ I could skate away on ♪
599
00:41:05,796 --> 00:41:10,966
♪ Oh, I wish I had a river so long ♪
600
00:41:11,051 --> 00:41:18,021
♪ I would teach my feet to fly ♪
601
00:41:25,816 --> 00:41:28,066
♪ Oh, I wish I had a river ♪
602
00:41:29,528 --> 00:41:34,028
♪ I could skate away on ♪
603
00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:41,577
♪ I made my baby say goodbye ♪
604
00:41:51,967 --> 00:41:56,467
♪ It's coming on Christmas
They're cutting down trees ♪
605
00:41:56,931 --> 00:42:01,271
♪ They're putting up reindeer
And singing songs of joy and peace ♪
606
00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,772
♪ Oh, I wish I had a river ♪
607
00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:10,822
♪ I could skate away on ♪
608
00:42:21,288 --> 00:42:24,458
River's girlfriend, Astrid,
has asked to say a few words.
609
00:42:36,637 --> 00:42:40,267
Thank you, Payton, that was beautiful.
I’m sure River would've appreciated it.
610
00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:46,229
You were right
when you said the best man can't win.
611
00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:50,568
There was only one person in this race
up for the job.
612
00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:53,147
And now he's gone.
613
00:42:56,115 --> 00:42:58,865
That is why I've decided to run
in River's place.
614
00:43:01,453 --> 00:43:04,213
My running mate will be Skye Leighton.
615
00:43:12,381 --> 00:43:16,181
We will try to be the first all-female
ticket in this school's history.
616
00:43:16,927 --> 00:43:19,217
If you believed in what River stood for,
617
00:43:20,806 --> 00:43:23,176
good, because so did I.
618
00:43:23,726 --> 00:43:25,436
And if you give me your vote,
619
00:43:26,895 --> 00:43:31,105
then together,
we can keep River's memory alive.
620
00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:37,317
Thank you.
621
00:44:07,519 --> 00:44:08,729
You wanted to see me?
622
00:44:12,566 --> 00:44:13,686
This came for you.
623
00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:31,174
Open it.
624
00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:55,188
Waitlisted.
625
00:44:58,529 --> 00:44:59,569
Sweetheart.
626
00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:01,865
A lifetime of focus and planning,
627
00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:04,369
carefully studying applications
obtained on the black market
628
00:45:04,451 --> 00:45:07,291
to pinpoint the exact combination
of extracurriculars and test scores
629
00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:09,121
that would optimize my chances
at acceptance.
630
00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:12,416
Three years on that stupid
literary magazine. Model UN.
631
00:45:12,501 --> 00:45:14,671
And service-oriented summer camp
in Costa Rica.
632
00:45:14,753 --> 00:45:15,883
Flippin' Mandarin!
633
00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:19,804
- They haven't said no.
- This is worse. This is worse than no.
634
00:45:19,883 --> 00:45:22,513
This is... This is, "Let's wait and see
if we find anybody better."
635
00:45:22,594 --> 00:45:24,764
This is, "Even if we take you,
you're our second choice."
636
00:45:24,847 --> 00:45:26,717
Why didn't... Why didn't they want me?
637
00:45:28,475 --> 00:45:29,805
They took those morons.
638
00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:31,983
Well, your father
and I bought their way in.
639
00:45:32,271 --> 00:45:35,611
You were very clear.
You said you wanted to do this properly.
640
00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:38,821
No, I can't get in that way.
People know it. It stays with you.
641
00:45:38,902 --> 00:45:41,912
It's... It's handing your opponent
a negative ad on a platter.
642
00:45:44,074 --> 00:45:45,164
Come here.
643
00:46:02,050 --> 00:46:02,890
Don't litter.
644
00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:06,809
Okay.
645
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:10,095
Waitlisted is not "no"
and you're going to get in.
646
00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:12,644
You're the most exceptional human being
I've ever met.
647
00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:16,268
Hold on. You must've
gotten your letter today too.
648
00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:23,816
I'm sure that they have an algorithm
that demands they take so many women
649
00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:26,326
and so many applicants
from this group or that.
650
00:46:27,534 --> 00:46:28,414
Yes, I got in.
651
00:46:29,703 --> 00:46:32,753
Alice, please, don't diminish
your accomplishments to soothe my ego.
652
00:46:32,915 --> 00:46:34,365
You're gonna be valedictorian.
653
00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:36,668
You have a gold medal in fencing
from the Junior Olympics.
654
00:46:36,752 --> 00:46:38,092
You speak six languages.
655
00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:40,550
No one deserves to go to Harvard
more than you.
656
00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:43,513
And I am so happy for you.
657
00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:48,809
Well, okay.
658
00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:51,933
Tonight is about getting you back
on your feet 100%,
659
00:46:52,017 --> 00:46:55,097
so you can win this election
and make this world a better place.
660
00:46:55,896 --> 00:46:58,266
Thomas, please go set up your table
in the massage room.
661
00:46:58,357 --> 00:47:00,437
You'll give Payton a treatment
as soon as we're done.
662
00:47:00,526 --> 00:47:02,566
Reiki, cups, and acupuncture.
663
00:47:04,696 --> 00:47:06,696
You're too good to be true.
664
00:47:20,003 --> 00:47:21,553
I have a plan to help you win.
665
00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:23,915
But first,
I need to ask you some questions,
666
00:47:24,007 --> 00:47:26,087
and I need you to answer me honestly,
no judgment.
667
00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:27,136
I swear.
668
00:47:27,427 --> 00:47:28,637
Did you kill River?
669
00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:33,226
I won't judge you or turn you in.
I just want to know.
670
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:36,441
While you didn't anticipate Astrid
jumping into the campaign,
671
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,860
you might have correctly thought
672
00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:40,068
that River dying
would be your clearest path to victory.
673
00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:41,649
I didn't kill him.
674
00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:43,903
We need to break up.
675
00:47:43,986 --> 00:47:46,026
- You said you wouldn't judge me!
- Not really break up.
676
00:47:46,113 --> 00:47:48,823
We need to pretend to break up
in order for you to win the election.
677
00:47:48,907 --> 00:47:51,327
Right now, you and Astrid
are splitting the sympathy vote.
678
00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:54,200
I'm going to confess
that I cheated on you.
679
00:47:55,414 --> 00:47:56,674
It'll be a scandal.
680
00:47:56,748 --> 00:47:59,328
You will dump me
and everyone will feel sorry for you.
681
00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:00,878
I've cleared with McAfee and James.
682
00:48:00,961 --> 00:48:02,631
They think it could gain you
six to nine points,
683
00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:05,173
depending on how magnanimous
you are about the whole thing.
684
00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:06,967
But everyone will hate you.
685
00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:08,050
I love you.
686
00:48:09,678 --> 00:48:13,428
This... is what love looks like, Payton.
687
00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:16,016
This is what sacrifice looks like.
688
00:48:16,101 --> 00:48:19,441
This is what it takes to change the world.
689
00:48:20,105 --> 00:48:22,315
I am your first lady today...
690
00:48:23,942 --> 00:48:25,032
and always.
691
00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:28,823
- But there are rules.
- Rules?
692
00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:29,946
We will break up
693
00:48:30,449 --> 00:48:34,079
long enough for you to win and for no one
to suspect duplicity on our parts.
694
00:48:34,161 --> 00:48:36,791
You will post photos of Big Sur,
695
00:48:36,872 --> 00:48:39,832
the truffle french fries at Hoagies Diner
on Route 14,
696
00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:45,457
and cute dogs on your Instagram
at least once a day with captions like,
697
00:48:46,548 --> 00:48:51,178
"Wish I was here," and "Yummy,"
and "heart emoji."
698
00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:54,889
When you do so,
I will know you were thinking of me.
699
00:48:55,474 --> 00:48:57,064
A secret code. I love it.
700
00:48:57,142 --> 00:49:01,062
And, most importantly,
701
00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:06,028
when you pass me in the hall,
you will not pay me any mind.
702
00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:11,110
But as soon as we're past each other,
you will turn and look back.
703
00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:14,620
I need you to do this for me
or I won't be able to survive.
704
00:49:14,993 --> 00:49:16,543
Do you agree to these terms?
705
00:49:16,995 --> 00:49:19,365
You are the best thing
that will ever happen to me.
706
00:49:20,499 --> 00:49:21,329
Yes.
707
00:49:22,584 --> 00:49:23,424
I agree.
708
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,340
Let's move on to fish course.
709
00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:30,338
I don't want to say
"I'm overwhelmed with shame."
710
00:49:30,425 --> 00:49:32,465
- That's too calculating, it sounds fake.
- It is fake.
711
00:49:32,552 --> 00:49:33,392
No.
712
00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:38,597
"I broke up with Payton tonight.
713
00:49:38,684 --> 00:49:42,404
I guess you could say I cheated on him,
though it's more complicated than that.
714
00:49:42,604 --> 00:49:44,614
I will not name the other party involved
at this time
715
00:49:44,690 --> 00:49:46,730
out of respect to their family. Period."
716
00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:49,027
That's good. Mysterious.
Really makes you lean in.
717
00:49:49,736 --> 00:49:50,606
Post it.
718
00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:02,036
This is good.
719
00:50:02,124 --> 00:50:04,844
Jesus, people are freakin' animals.
These comments are brutal.
720
00:50:04,918 --> 00:50:08,168
This is really good.
721
00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:18,305
- Hi.
- Hi.
722
00:50:19,808 --> 00:50:21,178
I didn't like doing that.
723
00:50:21,393 --> 00:50:22,233
I know.
724
00:50:23,103 --> 00:50:24,483
It's the right thing to do.
725
00:50:29,651 --> 00:50:32,361
Hey, Payton.
We're ready when you are, buddy.
726
00:50:32,446 --> 00:50:33,276
Okay.
727
00:50:54,509 --> 00:50:57,139
♪ I was raging ♪
728
00:50:57,220 --> 00:50:59,470
♪ It was late ♪
729
00:50:59,931 --> 00:51:03,441
♪ In the world my demons cultivate ♪
730
00:51:03,518 --> 00:51:06,608
♪ I felt the strangest emotion ♪
731
00:51:06,688 --> 00:51:11,688
♪ But it wasn't hate, for once ♪
732
00:51:15,864 --> 00:51:18,454
♪ Yes, I'm changing ♪
733
00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:20,833
♪ Yes, I'm gone... ♪
734
00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:21,751
Payton.
735
00:51:22,746 --> 00:51:23,656
Hey, kiddo.
736
00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:28,922
Look, I know you've been struggling
with Mandarin and River was tutoring you.
737
00:51:29,836 --> 00:51:32,296
You must be going through a lot right now.
738
00:51:32,380 --> 00:51:33,260
Yeah, I am.
739
00:51:34,174 --> 00:51:36,684
Just show up for the exams,
and I'll give you an A.
740
00:51:37,594 --> 00:51:38,434
Okay?
741
00:51:38,637 --> 00:51:39,467
Thank you.
742
00:51:39,846 --> 00:51:40,676
Okay.
743
00:51:42,974 --> 00:51:44,234
Hey, man, I'm really sorry.
744
00:51:44,309 --> 00:51:46,689
Numbers look great.
Genius. Wish I'd thought of it.
745
00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:48,650
Go to the cafeteria and press some flesh.
746
00:51:48,730 --> 00:51:51,570
♪ And I was searching endlessly ♪
747
00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:53,570
♪ But, baby ♪
748
00:51:53,652 --> 00:52:00,282
♪ Now there's nothing left
That I can do ♪
749
00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:06,535
♪ So don't be blue ♪
750
00:52:07,207 --> 00:52:13,167
♪ There is another future waiting there ♪
751
00:52:13,255 --> 00:52:16,625
♪ For you ♪
752
00:52:18,635 --> 00:52:23,925
♪ It's calling out for you ♪
753
00:52:24,015 --> 00:52:28,975
♪ Arise and walk, come through ♪
754
00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:34,569
♪ Someone beyond that door ♪
755
00:52:34,651 --> 00:52:39,491
♪ Is calling out for you ♪
756
00:52:57,507 --> 00:52:59,547
Well, I can imagine.
757
00:52:59,634 --> 00:53:02,054
Well, well, well. Oh.
758
00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:04,559
Look who's home.
759
00:53:05,098 --> 00:53:07,268
Ms. Fancypants, shut the door.
760
00:53:07,350 --> 00:53:08,190
Yes, ma'am.
761
00:53:09,311 --> 00:53:11,231
- Sit down.
- Yes, ma'am.
762
00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:21,571
This lovely young man was telling me
763
00:53:21,656 --> 00:53:27,286
that you turned him down again
as a running mate in the school election.
764
00:53:27,662 --> 00:53:32,382
That is twice now that you have defied me
and I would like an explanation.
765
00:53:33,543 --> 00:53:35,303
I just don't want all that attention.
766
00:53:35,378 --> 00:53:37,708
Oh, don't you lie to me.
767
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:43,970
You were the one who begged me
to call the Channel 13 news team
768
00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:48,024
so you could get a free trip to Legoland.
769
00:53:48,099 --> 00:53:50,189
And the second those cameras turned on,
770
00:53:50,268 --> 00:53:53,478
well, you just about peed your pants,
you were so excited.
771
00:53:53,563 --> 00:53:56,193
You know, actually, Ms. Jackson,
uh, Infinity, I have...
772
00:53:56,274 --> 00:53:58,654
I've seen all the local news stories
on you and they are...
773
00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:00,781
Oh, God, they're so inspiring.
774
00:54:00,862 --> 00:54:04,412
But I really think that this could be
something even bigger.
775
00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:07,235
I think this could be
a national news story.
776
00:54:07,327 --> 00:54:11,457
Infinity, you could become the voice
of a generation of handicapable children.
777
00:54:11,998 --> 00:54:14,788
You know, at the risk of sounding vulgar,
it's worth remembering
778
00:54:14,876 --> 00:54:18,206
that you could parlay something like that
into serious, regular income
779
00:54:18,296 --> 00:54:19,916
just off of Instagram alone.
780
00:54:20,173 --> 00:54:21,133
Wait a minute.
781
00:54:23,343 --> 00:54:26,893
- We could make some money on this?
- Absolutely. Oh, absolutely.
782
00:54:27,347 --> 00:54:28,717
Oh!
783
00:54:28,807 --> 00:54:30,057
Well, hot damn!
784
00:54:30,141 --> 00:54:31,811
If it would be at all helpful,
785
00:54:31,893 --> 00:54:35,113
I'd be happy to provide you with a cash
loan that could be used for anything.
786
00:54:35,438 --> 00:54:37,608
Paying off medical bills,
buying a new car.
787
00:54:37,691 --> 00:54:40,151
Wait a minute. A new car?
788
00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:42,945
- Anything.
- I like the sound of that.
789
00:54:43,029 --> 00:54:45,569
You know, I must say,
I like the sound of your voice.
790
00:54:46,449 --> 00:54:47,739
Really? Yeah?
791
00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:50,496
Yeah, I really...
It's got a real melodic tone to it.
792
00:54:50,578 --> 00:54:52,328
Is that... Are you from the South?
793
00:54:52,497 --> 00:54:55,997
Well, I am a country girl.
794
00:54:56,084 --> 00:54:57,544
I knew it. I knew it.
795
00:54:57,627 --> 00:55:01,127
- West-goddamn-Virginia.
- Of course.
796
00:55:01,506 --> 00:55:06,256
Yeah, I drove all the way to California
from Martinsville.
797
00:55:07,178 --> 00:55:08,678
You ever heard of Martinsville?
798
00:55:08,763 --> 00:55:10,683
I don't think I have.
799
00:55:10,765 --> 00:55:13,635
- Stop it. Stop it. Just stop it!
- What?!
800
00:55:15,353 --> 00:55:17,023
I know what he's doing.
801
00:55:18,773 --> 00:55:20,363
I know what you're doing.
802
00:55:20,984 --> 00:55:23,194
Payton, you're trying to seduce us.
803
00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:28,124
You're using your money and your interest
804
00:55:28,199 --> 00:55:30,539
and you're throwing it around
like it's nothing.
805
00:55:30,910 --> 00:55:34,620
Hey, you are being a rude little toad.
806
00:55:34,706 --> 00:55:40,956
He's a fake, Nana. He's a fake.
I don't trust anything that he says.
807
00:55:42,630 --> 00:55:43,920
I'm so sorry.
808
00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:45,927
- I really do apologize, dear.
- No, no, no.
809
00:55:46,009 --> 00:55:48,349
- I am so sorry.
- Uh, no, no, she's right.
810
00:55:51,306 --> 00:55:52,176
She's right.
811
00:55:53,975 --> 00:55:57,595
River died and...
my girlfriend broke up with me
812
00:55:57,687 --> 00:56:01,317
and I don't think
that I've processed any of it.
813
00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:04,652
Um, I just keep acting
like everything is normal.
814
00:56:04,944 --> 00:56:06,914
I just keep going through the motions,
815
00:56:07,655 --> 00:56:10,325
like nothing happened,
but it did, I know that it did.
816
00:56:12,869 --> 00:56:15,749
I know it did, and I still, I can't...
817
00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:19,626
I can't feel anything.
818
00:56:21,544 --> 00:56:23,304
You're right, Infinity. You're right.
819
00:56:24,130 --> 00:56:25,130
I'm a fake.
820
00:56:27,550 --> 00:56:29,720
You shouldn't believe anything I say,
821
00:56:29,803 --> 00:56:32,393
because I don't know
that I believe it either.
822
00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:34,716
I think that's why I want you
for a running mate.
823
00:56:34,808 --> 00:56:37,188
You're authentic and you're real,
824
00:56:37,268 --> 00:56:39,978
and I can't even face the truth because...
825
00:56:42,982 --> 00:56:44,732
because the truth is...
826
00:56:45,944 --> 00:56:48,364
...the truth is that I loved him.
827
00:56:50,448 --> 00:56:52,828
Oh, my God. I loved him so much.
828
00:56:53,243 --> 00:56:54,453
And now he's gone.
829
00:56:55,829 --> 00:56:58,999
Oh...
830
00:57:01,292 --> 00:57:03,092
I'm so sorry, Payton.
831
00:57:03,753 --> 00:57:05,003
I believe you now.
832
00:57:05,088 --> 00:57:07,668
Hey, I believe you.
833
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:09,630
Okay?
834
00:57:22,147 --> 00:57:24,267
I'm sorry. Hey...
835
00:57:48,715 --> 00:57:49,665
We got her.
836
00:57:50,175 --> 00:57:53,845
Because that's what life's all about.
It's not about avoiding adversity,
837
00:57:53,928 --> 00:57:57,518
it's how we handle the hard times
when they come barging into our lives,
838
00:57:57,599 --> 00:57:59,679
destroying everything we hold dear.
839
00:58:00,518 --> 00:58:02,978
And that's why I've got someone
very special with me today.
840
00:58:03,646 --> 00:58:05,766
Now, this is a girl
that we've all met, but...
841
00:58:05,857 --> 00:58:08,277
she's someone that I don't think
a lot of us really know.
842
00:58:08,610 --> 00:58:11,240
And I think that the reason
that I find her so inspiring
843
00:58:11,321 --> 00:58:13,621
is because... I look at my life,
844
00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:18,368
and what's happened in the past few weeks,
even the past few hours,
845
00:58:18,453 --> 00:58:19,753
does not even compare
846
00:58:20,079 --> 00:58:23,959
to the struggles that this young woman
has to face every moment of every day.
847
00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:26,002
And yet, she looks at the future...
848
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,510
with hope and optimism
849
00:58:30,215 --> 00:58:31,505
and a sense of humor.
850
00:58:31,591 --> 00:58:33,091
Infinity, you inspire me.
851
00:58:34,802 --> 00:58:37,682
That is why I'm proud to introduce you
as my running mate today.
852
00:58:38,348 --> 00:58:41,268
Ladies and gentleman, the next
vice president of Saint Sebastian,
853
00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:42,851
Infinity Jackson!
854
00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:50,898
Thank you.
855
00:58:50,985 --> 00:58:52,645
Oh, my God, that was so nice.
856
00:58:54,656 --> 00:58:57,116
How about this one, huh?
Let's hear it.
857
00:58:59,369 --> 00:59:01,659
Thank you, my gosh, thank you. Uh...
858
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:04,790
I guess Payton's right.
859
00:59:05,792 --> 00:59:11,512
My life hasn't always been easy,
but my Nana... my Nana always says,
860
00:59:11,589 --> 00:59:13,969
“Infinity Maybelline Jackson..."
861
00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:16,760
Congrats on the musical, by the way.
Nice to see you.
862
00:59:16,844 --> 00:59:18,724
Hey, looking good, guys.
Thanks for being here.
863
00:59:18,805 --> 00:59:21,055
"...a lot worse than you."
And she's right.
864
00:59:21,140 --> 00:59:24,230
- She already has an 80% approval rating.
- And a fan account on Instagram.
865
00:59:24,310 --> 00:59:26,100
I'm one of the lucky ones.
866
00:59:26,187 --> 00:59:27,477
Sit back and enjoy the show.
867
00:59:30,233 --> 00:59:32,613
But I'm counting my blessings today.
868
00:59:33,319 --> 00:59:34,739
We're all lucky, aren't we?
869
00:59:35,321 --> 00:59:36,861
- Hey, Andrew.
- Eric.
870
00:59:36,948 --> 00:59:38,118
Right, Eric, sorry.
871
00:59:38,199 --> 00:59:40,289
You douchebag, my name is Andrew.
872
00:59:40,368 --> 00:59:44,288
I'm here, I'm alive,
I'm with all of you beautiful people.
873
00:59:44,372 --> 00:59:45,422
I was coming to find you.
874
00:59:45,498 --> 00:59:47,628
I’m really sorry.
I want you to know this was a really...
875
00:59:47,709 --> 00:59:49,879
She's scamming everyone,
you know that, right?
876
00:59:50,128 --> 00:59:52,088
- What? Who?
- Infinity.
877
00:59:52,964 --> 00:59:55,634
It's all a big scam. She's not sick.
878
00:59:55,717 --> 00:59:56,837
Thank you, Payton.
879
00:59:57,885 --> 00:59:59,885
Thank you, Saint Sebastian.
880
01:00:00,305 --> 01:00:01,425
She's faking it.
881
01:00:01,764 --> 01:00:02,814
I...
882
01:00:03,099 --> 01:00:05,979
I’m gonna work my butt off
for you guys.
883
01:00:06,060 --> 01:00:10,230
I mean, like, let's just get out there
and win this thing!
884
01:00:10,648 --> 01:00:12,688
Yeah!