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<font color="#ffffff">This programme contains</font>
<font color="#ffffff">strong language</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">They say you need to do</font>
<font color="#ffffff">something for 10,000 hours</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to be an expert at it.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Guess what Jock is an expert at?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I've got to stop,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">me mouth's killing me.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Do you want to do it again tomorrow?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Not tomorrow. We could get lockjaw</font>
<font color="#00ffff">if we do too much of it.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">What's wrong with you now?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I thought we were going out.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Look, I can't talk to you</font>
<font color="#00ffff">when you're all emotional.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">We'll chat about it tomorrow.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">OK.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Is she, like, your girlfriend now</font>
<font color="#ffffff">or something?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Jesus, no.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">She seems to think so.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">That's her problem.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Jock is like a mentor to me</font>
<font color="#ffffff">when it comes to women,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">and the best person to talk to when</font>
<font color="#ffffff">it comes to relationship advice.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Having a girlfriend's like buying</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a bike in the shop.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">What's the point when you can</font>
<font color="#00ffff">steal a different one every day?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">The city's full of them.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">That's all right for you to say.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">You're good at stealing bikes.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I'd be happy with just one</font>
<font color="#ffffff">nice, reliable bike.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, but would you not like to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">ride a load of different bikes</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">before deciding on the one</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that you want?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I kind of already know</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the one I like.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">All right, fair enough.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Give me the make and model,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and I'll nick it for you.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Wait, we are talking about girls,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">aren't we?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I thought we switched to bikes.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Fuck!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">There's Sergeant Healy.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">He's basically</font>
<font color="#ffffff">a shit Irish Terminator.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">You know, it's really great to</font>
<font color="#ffffff">be such an inspiration</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">to the younger kids</font>
<font color="#ffffff">in our neighbourhood.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Get out the way!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">KIDS SHOUT</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Hurry, hurry, hurry!</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I AM fucking hurrying!</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Get back here, lads!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Come, on this way! Quick!</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Thank you, Mrs McCarthy!</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Open the fucking door!</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Ah, Jesus Christ!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Our school used to be an all-boys</font>
<font color="#ffffff">school, but they introduced girls</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">in the mid-'90s to reduce fighting</font>
<font color="#ffffff">at lunch break.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Take that out of your nose.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I won't tell you again.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">And stop holding hands. Stop.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Last thing I'd want to be doing</font>
<font color="#ffffff">on a hot day</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">is holding someone's sweaty hand.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Looking all around</font>
<font color="#ffffff">when she's in town</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Looking all around. #</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Is that the...</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">..the bike you were</font>
<font color="#00ffff">on about earlier?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Is it?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I'll help you get with her if you</font>
<font color="#00ffff">like, but you've got to be careful.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Do you remember what happened</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to Seany?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Seany fell in love with this wan</font>
<font color="#ffffff">called Dicey Dearbhla,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">and she ended up giving</font>
<font color="#ffffff">him the flick.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">It's over!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">He used to be gifted</font>
<font color="#ffffff">at stealing shit,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">but his heart just wasn't</font>
<font color="#ffffff">in it any more.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">HE CRIES</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Oi, come on!</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Get off of me!</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">He got six months in jail</font>
<font color="#00ffff">because of that.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Then when he got out,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">he saw her with another fella.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Now he's a drug addict</font>
<font color="#00ffff">living on the streets.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Jesus.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Love will do that to you.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">As soon as you start to like her too</font>
<font color="#00ffff">much, you've got to break it off.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Got it.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">What are you doing?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Going to ask if she wants to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">shift you after school.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">No fucking way.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Why not?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">You need to go through the levels.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">First you stare at them,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">then they catch you, and then you go</font>
<font color="#ffffff">over and explain why you're staring.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Has that ever worked for you?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I'll tell you what, I'll get with</font>
<font color="#00ffff">her sister, Siobhan.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">That way, we'll be like</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a foursome hanging out,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">then eventually, Linda will get</font>
<font color="#00ffff">bored and she'll have to shift you.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Thanks.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">How's it going?</font><font color="#00ffff"> How you getting on?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Not too bad.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">We were just eyeing you up there,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">we saw a bit of a ring.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">We could see it shining.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Can I have a look at it?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Got it in the Savoy.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Is that from the Savoy?</font><font color="#00ff00"> Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Do up your tie, will you?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Do up your tie.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Up, up, up, up, up, up.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">All the way, all the way,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">all the way. All the way.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Your hands are so soft.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">It's the moisturising.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Do you use that stuff?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">BOTH:</font><font color="#ffff00"> Moisturiser.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, yeah.</font><font color="#00ff00"> Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Come on, you know the rules.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Stop holding hands.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Anyone wearing trainers</font>
<font color="#00ff00">with their uniform,</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">you've been warned enough times.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Take them off now. Spend the</font>
<font color="#00ff00">rest of the day in your socks.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I thought getting a girlfriend</font>
<font color="#ffffff">would involve something simple,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">like telling them you like them and</font>
<font color="#ffffff">asking them to go out with you,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">but it's actually a lot more</font>
<font color="#ffffff">complicated than that.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Linda has to see you</font>
<font color="#00ffff">shifting someone else.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">That way, she'll think</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you're the man.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">This him?</font><font color="#00ffff"> Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">This is Janette,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">she was one of my first.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Good kisser, no bullshit.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">JANETTE SNORTS</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">This needs to look natural,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">like the two of you have done it</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">loads before, and Linda, the</font>
<font color="#00ffff">black one, has to be watching.</font><font color="#ffff00"> Yep.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Let's get on with it.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">We've been waiting here ages.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Mam and Da are picking us up soon.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, sorry. Janette had to stop</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to get a tampon from the shop.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">You want to shift?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, all right, then.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Hi, Linda.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Hi.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">This is Janette.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Hiya.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">JANETTE SNORTS</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Ready?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Come on, then.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Did you ever try and kiss someone</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">when you know someone else</font>
<font color="#ffffff">is watching?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">You start picturing what they see,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and end up trying to do it better</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">based on what you think you look</font>
<font color="#ffffff">like.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Why are you combing my hair?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I'm not combing, I'm caressing.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">What does caressing mean?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Er, it's like when you</font>
<font color="#ffffff">touch something really lovingly.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Love?</font><font color="#ffffff"> Well, not love, like,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I didn't mean that.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I don't love you.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">You'd better not!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">This is fucked up. I'm going.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">She's obviously not having</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a good day.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Clearly.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I mean, I don't know why</font>
<font color="#ffff00">she got so upset.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Using your hands shows initiative.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">The way you held her and the way</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you touched her and...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">..the way you held your body around</font>
<font color="#ffff00">her, your body language.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I think it was pretty romantic.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Well, like, tell me if I'm wrong,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">but isn't this nice?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, yeah, it's really nice.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, your hair's way better!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah!</font><font color="#ffffff"> It feels like ropes.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">No, it's not like ropes,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">but, yeah, I get your point, though.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah. She must have a thing</font>
<font color="#ffffff">about her hair.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">It's not even like</font>
<font color="#ffffff">she was that good.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Her tongue was like...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">..like an angry snake.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Are you OK?</font><font color="#ffff00"> Yeah, thanks.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Shit, fuck. Sorry, no...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You got a tissue?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Are you sure?</font><font color="#ffffff"> Go for it.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">It's fine, it needs washed anyway.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Positive?</font><font color="#ffffff"> Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Thanks.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Er...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">You've got just a little bit left.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, I...</font><font color="#ffffff"> No, it's fine.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">You've got to hand it to Jock.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">His advice on girls is pretty much</font>
<font color="#ffffff">idiot-proof.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I thought you said they were meeting</font>
<font color="#00ff00">friends. Like, girl friends.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Why, what's wrong with them?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">They're the worst!</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">They are literally</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the worst two fellas in the school!</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Oh, I hate them. I hate them!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">They're only having a chat with two</font>
<font color="#ffff00">fellas on a bench, for God's sake.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Orla, this is where it starts.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">They talk on the bench, and then</font>
<font color="#00ff00">they go back to the house.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">They say, "Let's chill."</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">That's the words they use,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">then they don't chill.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Barry, you're going to have to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">trust the girls.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You know that, like, OK?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I'm going to go over and say hello.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, go over and say hello,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and don't embarrass the girls</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in front of their two friends.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">HE COUGHS EXAGGERATEDLY</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Jock. Conor.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">All right so?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hi, sir.</font>

171
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<font color="#00ff00">Girls, your mam's in the car,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">waiting for you.</font>

172
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<font color="#00ff00">I'll be over in a minute.</font>

173
00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:55,520
<font color="#00ff00">Can I sit down?</font>

174
00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:07,040
<font color="#00ff00">See you and Linda and Siobhan are</font>
<font color="#00ff00">getting very friendly these days.</font>

175
00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,200
<font color="#00ff00">Just like to ask you what</font>
<font color="#00ff00">your intentions are...</font>

176
00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,440
<font color="#00ff00">..man-to-man.</font>

177
00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,400
<font color="#ffffff">Is this one of them conversations</font>
<font color="#ffffff">about protection?</font>

178
00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,280
<font color="#ffffff">HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY</font>

179
00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:40,320
<font color="#00ffff">What's up with him?</font>

180
00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,280
<font color="#ffff00">Calm down now, Barry. Barry...</font>

181
00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,400
<font color="#00ff00">You're not hanging out with them</font>
<font color="#00ff00">any more.</font><font color="#ffff00"> Barry...</font>

182
00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,440
<font color="#00ff00">..necking their face off!</font>

183
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:53,200
<font color="#ffff00">Barry, would you just</font>
<font color="#ffff00">drive the fucking car?!</font>

184
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<font color="#ffffff">ENGINE STARTS</font>

185
00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,720
<font color="#ffffff">That's me da there.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">He died a few years back.</font>

186
00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,840
<font color="#ffffff">Some dickhead dropped a hammer</font>
<font color="#ffffff">off a roof.</font>

187
00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:07,040
<font color="#ffff00">Watch out!</font>

188
00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,000
<font color="#00ffff">Jesus Christ!</font>

189
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,560
<font color="#ffffff">How come you ended up with Dad?</font>

190
00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,760
<font color="#ffff00">Same as everyone else -</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I got pregnant.</font>

191
00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:22,760
<font color="#ffffff">You didn't have to marry him,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">though. What did you like about him?</font>

192
00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,640
<font color="#ffff00">Is this about a girl?</font>

193
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,360
<font color="#ffffff">No, fuck off.</font>

194
00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:28,400
<font color="#ffff00">Relax! Jesus.</font>

195
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,600
<font color="#ffff00">After your dad got me up the pole,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I was raging.</font>

196
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,320
<font color="#ffff00">Couldn't even look at him.</font>

197
00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,400
<font color="#ffff00">I'd say a month went by.</font>

198
00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,280
<font color="#ffff00">He'd be calling every day,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and I'd be saying I wasn't in.</font>

199
00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:00,400
<font color="#ffff00">But then another month went by,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I didn't hear from him at all.</font>

200
00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,680
<font color="#ffff00">I was feeling like shit,</font>

201
00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:06,400
<font color="#ffff00">so your grandad brought me down</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to his workshop,</font>

202
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,640
<font color="#ffff00">and he showed me</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a wooden cot he'd made.</font>

203
00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,000
<font color="#ffff00">It was ugly as fuck.</font>

204
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:15,000
<font color="#ffff00">But so much thought</font>
<font color="#ffff00">had gone into it.</font>

205
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,280
<font color="#ffff00">Then he told me that your dad</font>
<font color="#ffff00">was down there every day</font>

206
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,080
<font color="#ffff00">for the last month,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">making it with him.</font>

207
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,560
<font color="#ffff00">Wasn't the smartest, your dad.</font>

208
00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:30,080
<font color="#ffff00">But he knew if he won your grandad</font>
<font color="#ffff00">over, he'd have me too.</font>

209
00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,840
<font color="#ffffff">AS VOICEOVER: I like to think that,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">someday,</font>

210
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:37,560
<font color="#ffffff">I might be doing carpentry</font>
<font color="#ffffff">with Linda's da.</font>

211
00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:39,120
<font color="#ffffff">DOORBELL RINGS</font>

212
00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,120
<font color="#00ff00">Hiya.</font>

213
00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,800
<font color="#ffff00">Hi.</font>

214
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,080
<font color="#00ff00">Can I come in?</font>

215
00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,960
<font color="#ffffff">Being a good criminal is all</font>
<font color="#ffffff">about keeping your cool</font>

216
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,680
<font color="#ffffff">when confronted by the Guards.</font>

217
00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,880
<font color="#ffffff">Hiya.</font>

218
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:17,120
<font color="#00ff00">Just checking in you're OK after</font>
<font color="#00ff00">that ordeal in the school last week.</font>

219
00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,400
<font color="#ffffff">I'm fine.</font>

220
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,600
<font color="#00ff00">And you're OK?</font>

221
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,080
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah. Fine.</font>

222
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,400
<font color="#00ff00">Brought you some biscuits.</font>

223
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,840
<font color="#ffff00">There was no need.</font>

224
00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:37,880
<font color="#00ff00">I wanted to.</font>

225
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,200
<font color="#ffff00">Thanks.</font>

226
00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,400
<font color="#00ff00">Maybe I'll leave you my number,</font>

227
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,960
<font color="#00ff00">just in case you ever need a Guard</font>
<font color="#00ff00">for something.</font>

228
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,840
<font color="#ffff00">Can I not just dial 999?</font>

229
00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:55,000
<font color="#00ff00">Well, if you can't get through,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">you'll have this as a backup.</font>

230
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,360
<font color="#ffff00">OK.</font>

231
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,040
<font color="#00ff00">I'll show myself out.</font>

232
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,080
<font color="#00ff00">Bye.</font>

233
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,360
<font color="#ffff00">Bye.</font>

234
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,640
<font color="#ffffff">What was that about?</font>

235
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,120
<font color="#ffff00">Fucked if I know.</font>

236
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,360
<font color="#ffff00">Boop!</font>
<font color="#ffffff">What are you doing?</font>

237
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,120
<font color="#ffff00">It's a boop.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">A boop?</font>

238
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,320
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, you do it to someone</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you think is cute.</font>

239
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:47,000
<font color="#ffffff">Lads.</font>

240
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,440
<font color="#ffff00">Siobhan was telling me inside</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the bathrooms that he was after</font>

241
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,880
<font color="#ffff00">getting off with four girls</font>
<font color="#ffff00">through the week.</font><font color="#00ff00"> Siobhan Casey?</font>

242
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:54,120
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font><font color="#00ff00"> She's a fucking bitch.</font>

243
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,000
<font color="#ffff00">So? She's telling the truth, like.</font>

244
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,160
<font color="#ffff00">Everyone knows that's the way</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Jock is.</font>

245
00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,280
<font color="#00ffff">I know what you're doing.</font>

246
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,320
<font color="#00ffff">Is it like the kind of thing</font>
<font color="#00ffff">where it's hard to get?</font>

247
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,960
<font color="#00ffff">You tell me to fuck off,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and then it's like</font>

248
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,720
<font color="#00ffff">then you always want me</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to come back to you.</font>

249
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,200
<font color="#00ffff">I've seen that in the movies.</font>

250
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,680
<font color="#ffffff">KNOCK AT DOOR</font>

251
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,400
<font color="#00ff00">Are you expecting anyone?</font>

252
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,920
<font color="#ffff00">No.</font>

253
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,200
<font color="#ffffff">Hello!</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Hello, hello!</font>

254
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,840
<font color="#00ff00">Jesus!</font>

255
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,240
<font color="#ffffff">Hello!</font>

256
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:42,160
<font color="#ffffff">Hi, sir.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">All right?</font>

257
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,840
<font color="#00ff00">What do you want?</font>

258
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:48,840
<font color="#ffffff">Can we come inside?</font>

259
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,560
<font color="#00ff00">In here? To MY house?</font>

260
00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,000
<font color="#ffffff">When I was younger, I used to have</font>
<font color="#ffffff">difficulty reading body language,</font>

261
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,720
<font color="#ffffff">but I'm pretty good at it</font>
<font color="#ffffff">these days.</font>

262
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,040
<font color="#ffff00">Dad, what are you doing?</font>

263
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,600
<font color="#00ff00">I</font><font color="#ffff00"> invited them over.</font>

264
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,800
<font color="#00ffff">Come in, boys.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Make yourselves at home.</font>

265
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,720
<font color="#ffffff">Thank you.</font>

266
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:27,920
<font color="#00ffff">Thank you.</font>

267
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,560
<font color="#ffffff">SHE MOUTHS</font>

268
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,640
<font color="#ffff00">I don't want you upsetting</font>
<font color="#ffff00">our two girls, all right?</font>

269
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:53,480
<font color="#00ff00">What, as long as they just</font>
<font color="#00ff00">get pregnant and not upset?</font>

270
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,160
<font color="#00ff00">I guess that's what matters, right?</font>

271
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,080
<font color="#ffff00">For fuck's sake,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">what are you on about?</font>

272
00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:00,680
<font color="#00ff00">They're here to sexually involve</font>
<font color="#00ff00">themselves with Linda and Siobhan.</font>

273
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,560
<font color="#00ff00">That's why they're here. They're</font>
<font color="#00ff00">not here for sausages and burgers.</font>

274
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,160
<font color="#00ff00">You could have warned me Jock was</font>
<font color="#00ff00">coming. I would have gone out.</font>

275
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,880
<font color="#ffff00">The only reason Jock came's because</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Conor wouldn't go without him.</font>

276
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,240
<font color="#ffff00">They're like two peas in a pod.</font>

277
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,120
<font color="#00ffff">We're going to have</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a lovely fucking evening,</font>

278
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,240
<font color="#00ffff">you're going to put some</font>
<font color="#00ffff">sausages on that barbecue,</font>

279
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,120
<font color="#00ffff">and you're going to fucking smile,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">all right?</font>

280
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,040
<font color="#00ff00">You're going to be a granny</font>
<font color="#00ff00">in nine months' time</font>

281
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,880
<font color="#00ff00">because you want sausages</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and smiles today.</font>

282
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,160
<font color="#00ffff">Have you seen Dad's face?</font>

283
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,920
<font color="#00ffff">That's what he looks like now</font>
<font color="#00ffff">because of you.</font>

284
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,320
<font color="#00ff00">As long as you're happy,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">that's all that matters, isn't it?</font>

285
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,360
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, I'm glad you fucking</font>
<font color="#00ffff">understand that.</font>

286
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:36,280
<font color="#00ff00">Good, yeah.</font><font color="#00ffff"> Yeah.</font><font color="#00ff00"> Yeah, good.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Best behaviour now, Barry, right?</font>

287
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,120
<font color="#00ff00">Best behaviour. All smiles.</font>

288
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:39,880
<font color="#00ffff">All smiles, exactly.</font>

289
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,920
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, happy fucking days.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

290
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,680
<font color="#00ff00">Little fucking pricks.</font>

291
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:53,320
<font color="#00ffff">There's no need to be nervous.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">You've seen her looking at you,</font>

292
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:56,280
<font color="#00ffff">she can't take her eyes off you</font>
<font color="#00ffff">since you arrived.</font>

293
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,440
<font color="#ffffff">I just go up and I say...</font>

294
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,760
<font color="#ffffff">"All right, hi, Linda."</font>

295
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,640
<font color="#ffffff">IN HIGH VOICE:</font><font color="#00ffff"> "Oh, hello, Conor."</font>

296
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,120
<font color="#ffffff">What, that's Linda, is it?</font>

297
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,640
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

298
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,320
<font color="#ffffff">Grand, all right.</font>

299
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:14,120
<font color="#ffffff">Hi, Linda.</font><font color="#00ffff"> Hello, Conor.</font>

300
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,520
<font color="#ffffff">So...</font>

301
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,560
<font color="#ffffff">Do you want to maybe...?</font>

302
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,080
<font color="#ffffff">Do you want to be my girlfriend?</font>

303
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,840
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, have to check my schedule</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to see if I'm busy.</font>

304
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,600
<font color="#ffffff">Fuck you, so. If you don't have</font>
<font color="#ffffff">time for me, fuck...</font>

305
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:26,800
<font color="#ffffff">Fuck off.</font>

306
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,400
<font color="#00ffff">I've checked my schedule,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and I'm free this weekend.</font>

307
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,920
<font color="#00ffff">Boop!</font>

308
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:36,320
<font color="#ffffff">Are you actually? Nice. All right.</font>

309
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:39,920
<font color="#ffffff">So, what, maybe we could go out</font>
<font color="#ffffff">on Saturday or something?</font>

310
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:43,880
<font color="#00ffff">I'm free on Saturday, Conor,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but you need to give me a kiss.</font>

311
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:47,840
<font color="#ffffff">Er...</font>

312
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,320
<font color="#00ffff">What the fuck are you doing, boy?</font>

313
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,240
<font color="#ffffff">You said, "Give me a kiss."</font>

314
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:57,440
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah,</font><font color="#00ff00"> I</font><font color="#00ffff"> didn't say that,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Linda said that.</font>

315
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,040
<font color="#ffffff">Yeah, I was kissing Linda.</font>

316
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,160
<font color="#ffffff">Just drop it, all right? Sorry.</font>

317
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,560
<font color="#ffffff">Hey, but I'll see you Saturday.</font>

318
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,840
<font color="#ffffff">Was that good?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">You did well, though.</font>

319
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:14,360
<font color="#00ffff">That's the kind of thing</font>
<font color="#00ffff">we'll be going for.</font>

320
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,880
<font color="#ffffff">OK, yeah, yeah.</font>

321
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,720
<font color="#ffffff">I'll just stay calm and collected.</font>

322
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,160
<font color="#ffffff">ENTHUSIASTICALLY: Hiya!</font>

323
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,600
<font color="#ffffff">Fucking hell, why did I do that?</font>

324
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,560
<font color="#00ffff">Just leave you to it, all right?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">No, fucking stay!</font>

325
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,720
<font color="#00ffff">No...</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Stay, please!</font>

326
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,800
<font color="#ffffff">Please, please! Fucking hell.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Hiya.</font>

327
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,760
<font color="#ffffff">Shit!</font>

328
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,320
<font color="#ffff00">Are you all right?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Yeah!</font>

329
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,280
<font color="#00ffff">How's it going?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Hiya.</font>

330
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,920
<font color="#00ffff">You look good.</font>

331
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,280
<font color="#00ff00">I know.</font>

332
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,400
<font color="#00ffff">You OK?</font>

333
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,880
<font color="#00ff00">I'm fine.</font><font color="#00ffff"> All right.</font>

334
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,000
<font color="#00ffff">You seem a bit moody or something.</font>

335
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,880
<font color="#00ff00">No.</font>

336
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,760
<font color="#00ffff">All right.</font>

337
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,640
<font color="#00ffff">Fuck...</font>

338
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:25,200
<font color="#ffff00">Are you nervous?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">No, why?</font>

339
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,360
<font color="#ffff00">You're pulling the hairs</font>
<font color="#ffff00">out your 'tache.</font>

340
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,360
<font color="#ffffff">I'm just checking the length.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">It's just...</font>

341
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:33,080
<font color="#ffffff">You know, it grows so quick, you've</font>
<font color="#ffffff">got to keep on top of it, you know?</font>

342
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,320
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I guess, yeah.</font>

343
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,440
<font color="#ffffff">All right, let's cut the bullshit.</font>

344
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,000
<font color="#ffff00">What bullshit?</font><font color="#ffffff"> Huh?</font><font color="#ffff00"> What?</font>

345
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,680
<font color="#ffffff">I just need to say something.</font>

346
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,720
<font color="#ffff00">OK.</font><font color="#ffffff"> So...</font>

347
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,440
<font color="#ffffff">Just give me a second. Sorry.</font>

348
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,800
<font color="#00ffff">Sir, how are you?</font><font color="#00ff00"> Mm.</font>

349
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,840
<font color="#00ffff">Nice old selection of sausages</font>
<font color="#00ffff">there.</font>

350
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:03,680
<font color="#00ffff">Conor likes them short stumpy ones.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Have you had them before?</font>

351
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,240
<font color="#00ffff">I kind of prefer</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the long skinny ones there.</font>

352
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,280
<font color="#00ffff">I'd say Siobhan likes a big sausage,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">does she?</font>

353
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,680
<font color="#ffffff">So...</font>

354
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,280
<font color="#ffffff">..Linda...</font>

355
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,520
<font color="#ffffff">..do you think...?</font>

356
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,760
<font color="#ffffff">What do you think about...?</font>

357
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,600
<font color="#ffffff">If you're interested...</font>

358
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,640
<font color="#ffffff">HE BELCHES</font>

359
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,800
<font color="#ffffff">..at all, in any way,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">at some point...?</font>

360
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,440
<font color="#ffff00">In what?</font>

361
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,480
<font color="#ffffff">Like, go with me?</font>

362
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:32,200
<font color="#ffff00">Go where?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Just kind of in general.</font>

363
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,960
<font color="#ffffff">Just kind of go with me, like?</font>

364
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,600
<font color="#ffff00">Like, be your girlfriend?</font>

365
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,680
<font color="#ffffff">Pff!</font>

366
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,880
<font color="#ffffff">No! Ha!</font>

367
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,760
<font color="#ffffff">No, of course not!</font>

368
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,520
<font color="#ffff00">Ask me again.</font>

369
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,840
<font color="#ffffff">What?</font><font color="#ffff00"> Ask me.</font>

370
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,160
<font color="#ffff00">Just ask me again.</font>

371
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,840
<font color="#ffffff">Will you be my girlfriend?</font>

372
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,920
<font color="#00ff00">Linda!</font><font color="#ffff00"> One second!</font>

373
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,640
<font color="#00ff00">Now, Linda! Your mother needs help</font>
<font color="#00ff00">in the kitchen.</font>

374
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,800
<font color="#ffff00">Just wait here two seconds.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">All right?</font><font color="#ffffff"> All right.</font>

375
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,880
<font color="#ffff00">I'll be right back to you.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">All right.</font>

376
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,840
<font color="#ffff00">OK. Promise.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Promise.</font>

377
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,600
<font color="#ffff00">Two seconds.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Two seconds.</font>

378
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,400
<font color="#ffffff">Boom!</font>

379
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,560
<font color="#00ffff">What did she say?</font>

380
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,840
<font color="#ffffff">Nothing yet,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">she had to go help her mam.</font>

381
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,840
<font color="#ffffff">But I'm pretty sure</font>
<font color="#ffffff">she's going to say yes, though!</font>

382
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,720
<font color="#00ffff">A big sausage for me, yeah?</font>

383
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,320
<font color="#00ff00">You're not getting any sausage!</font>

384
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,040
<font color="#00ffff">What's got into you?</font>

385
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,520
<font color="#00ffff">What are you smiling about?</font>

386
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,120
<font color="#ffff00">Nothing.</font>

387
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:40,480
<font color="#00ffff">Come on, why are you smiling?</font>

388
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,200
<font color="#00ffff">You can't take it off your face!</font>

389
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:48,000
<font color="#00ffff">Has it got something to do with that</font>
<font color="#00ffff">ride outside gawking in at you?</font>

390
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:52,160
<font color="#ffff00">He asked me to be his girlfriend,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and...</font>

391
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,560
<font color="#00ffff">And?</font><font color="#ffff00"> And what?</font>

392
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,000
<font color="#00ffff">And what did you say?</font>

393
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,840
<font color="#ffff00">I didn't give him an answer yet,</font>

394
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:01,160
<font color="#ffff00">I just came here because Da</font>
<font color="#ffff00">said you wanted me up here.</font>

395
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,680
<font color="#00ffff">Ah, Jesus, don't leave him hanging,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the poor fucker.</font>

396
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,760
<font color="#00ffff">He's probably bricking it.</font>

397
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,440
<font color="#00ff00">I wouldn't tell him till next week,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and make him sweat.</font>

398
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,720
<font color="#00ff00">That way he'll always want you,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">even after you dump him.</font>

399
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,320
<font color="#00ffff">You have a very dark side to you.</font>

400
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,360
<font color="#00ffff">I don't know</font>
<font color="#00ffff">where you get that from.</font>

401
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,120
<font color="#00ffff">What did I tell you?</font>

402
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,640
<font color="#ffffff">Ah, me balls!</font>

403
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:44,240
<font color="#ffffff">Sorry, sir. We were just doing</font>
<font color="#ffffff">a bit of wrestling.</font>

404
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,560
<font color="#00ff00">It's OK.</font>

405
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,680
<font color="#00ff00">I love wrestling.</font>

406
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,360
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, yeah?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>

407
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,840
<font color="#00ff00">Haven't done it in ages.</font>

408
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,240
<font color="#00ff00">Do you mind if I have a go?</font>

409
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,400
<font color="#ffffff">What, with me?</font>

410
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:01,560
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>

411
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,960
<font color="#ffffff">HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY</font>

412
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,880
<font color="#ffffff">Wait, are you being serious now,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">or is this one of them situations</font>

413
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,160
<font color="#ffffff">where I misread the signals</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and end up in trouble?</font>

414
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,640
<font color="#00ff00">No, it'll be a bit of fun.</font>

415
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,320
<font color="#00ff00">Come on.</font>

416
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:17,760
<font color="#00ff00">What's wrong?</font>

417
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,480
<font color="#ffffff">Er, this just feels a bit weird.</font>

418
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:29,040
<font color="#ffffff">MUSIC: Habanera from Carmen</font>
<font color="#ffffff">by Bizet</font>

419
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,320
<font color="#ffffff">That was good. You're still good.</font>

420
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,600
<font color="#00ff00">It was, yeah.</font>

421
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,720
<font color="#00ffff">What's going on out there?</font>

422
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,840
<font color="#00ff00">Looks like they're wrestling.</font>

423
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,120
<font color="#00ffff">This should be interesting.</font>

424
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,320
<font color="#ffffff">That was close.</font>

425
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,040
<font color="#00ff00">It's a good one, yeah?</font><font color="#ffffff"> Yeah.</font>

426
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,800
<font color="#00ffff">Looks a bit winded there,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">doesn't he? Yeah.</font>

427
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,720
<font color="#ffffff">All right? Want to take a break?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">No.</font>

428
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:50,200
<font color="#00ffff">There you are.</font>

429
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,600
<font color="#00ffff">Do you mind if I sit down</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for a while?</font>

430
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,880
<font color="#00ffff">I just want to hug,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">we don't have to kiss or nothing.</font>

431
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,320
<font color="#00ff00">No!</font><font color="#00ffff"> Please?</font>

432
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,400
<font color="#00ffff">I've got this weird pain.</font>

433
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,960
<font color="#00ffff">A hug would definitely make it</font>
<font color="#00ffff">go away for a while.</font>

434
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,280
<font color="#00ff00">Jesus Christ!</font>

435
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,600
<font color="#00ffff">Please?</font>

436
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,880
<font color="#ffff00">That's a good one.</font>

437
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,880
<font color="#00ff00">So you want to go out with my Linda,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">yeah?</font>

438
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,360
<font color="#ffffff">Yeah!</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I mean, that's all right with you.</font>

439
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:35,920
<font color="#ffffff">I really like her.</font>

440
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,440
<font color="#00ff00">And you think you're good enough</font>
<font color="#00ff00">for her?</font>

441
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,160
<font color="#ffffff">I don't know, really.</font>

442
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,640
<font color="#ffffff">But I guess</font>
<font color="#ffffff">that's for her to decide.</font>

443
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,440
<font color="#ffffff">And if she'd go out with me,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I'd be the happiest fella around.</font>

444
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,040
<font color="#ffffff">BARRY CHUCKLES</font>

445
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,480
<font color="#ffffff">What's so funny?</font>

446
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,880
<font color="#00ff00">Do you seriously think</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I'd let someone like you</font>

447
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:52,160
<font color="#00ff00">go out with my Linda?</font>

448
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,720
<font color="#ffffff">What do you mean, "like me"?</font>

449
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,760
<font color="#00ff00">You're nothing</font>
<font color="#00ff00">but a little scumbag knacker.</font>

450
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,880
<font color="#00ff00">I know it, Linda knows it,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">everybody knows it.</font>

451
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,480
<font color="#00ff00">And I'd never let you near her.</font>

452
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,600
<font color="#00ffff">Jesus!</font>

453
00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:31,000
<font color="#ffff00">What the fuck, Conor?</font>

454
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,400
<font color="#ffffff">I'm sorry!</font>

455
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:37,280
<font color="#ffffff">Are you OK?</font><font color="#ffff00"> Stay away from him!</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I'm OK, I'm OK.</font>

456
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,040
<font color="#ffffff">He was saying some nasty shit.</font>

457
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,040
<font color="#00ff00">I was doing a bit of taunting.</font>

458
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,400
<font color="#00ff00">That's what happens in wrestling,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">isn't it?</font>

459
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,600
<font color="#ffffff">I thought you were being serious.</font>

460
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,640
<font color="#00ff00">Well, I wasn't.</font>

461
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:52,200
<font color="#00ff00">And even if I was, when is it OK</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to punch somebody in the face?</font>

462
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,760
<font color="#ffffff">I'm sorry.</font>

463
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:56,760
<font color="#ffff00">You need to go.</font>

464
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,480
<font color="#ffff00">I'll get some ice.</font>

465
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,080
<font color="#00ff00">He's lucky.</font>

466
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:23,080
<font color="#00ff00">If this was in school, I'd have him</font>
<font color="#00ff00">expelled. Hitting a teacher!</font>

467
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,880
<font color="#00ff00">What?</font>

468
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,760
<font color="#00ffff">You should be ashamed of yourself.</font>

469
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,960
<font color="#00ffff">A grown man fighting</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a 15-year-old boy!</font>

470
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,320
<font color="#00ffff">And do you know the worst thing?</font>

471
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,280
<font color="#00ffff">You're after breaking</font>
<font color="#00ffff">your daughter's heart.</font>

472
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,600
<font color="#ffffff">You know what?</font>

473
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,480
<font color="#ffffff">You haven't taken the time</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to find out anything about me.</font>

474
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,960
<font color="#ffffff">You don't know what food I like...</font>

475
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,320
<font color="#ffffff">..what I want to be when I grow up,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">what I'm good at, what I'm bad at.</font>

476
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:23,720
<font color="#ffffff">You just see this face, hear this</font>
<font color="#ffffff">accent, see my fashion sense,</font>

477
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,480
<font color="#ffffff">and you've just made up your mind.</font>

478
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,040
<font color="#ffffff">But there's more going on up here...</font>

479
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,360
<font color="#ffffff">..than that.</font>

480
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,440
<font color="#00ff00">Conor...</font>

481
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:47,160
<font color="#00ff00">..what food DO you like?</font>

482
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,120
<font color="#ffffff">Chicken.</font>

483
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:07,120
<font color="#ffffff">This was the first time</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Jock had ever been rejected,</font>

484
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:10,000
<font color="#ffffff">and he was taking it</font>
<font color="#ffffff">better than I expected.</font>

485
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,920
<font color="#00ffff">I'm not crying, boy.</font>

486
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,520
<font color="#00ffff">It's just hay fever.</font>

487
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,000
<font color="#ffffff">I didn't say nothing.</font>

488
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,080
<font color="#ffff00">Do you want to shift me friend?</font>

489
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,400
<font color="#00ffff">Fuck off!</font>

490
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:38,200
<font color="#ffffff">I heard that only your first love</font>
<font color="#ffffff">gets to break your heart.</font>

491
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:42,240
<font color="#ffffff">After that, you spend</font>
<font color="#ffffff">your whole life trying to fix it.</font>

492
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,160
<font color="#00ffff">Siobhan's a fucking bitch, boy.</font>

493
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,960
<font color="#00ffff">I'm delighted I don't have</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to talk to her any more.</font>

494
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,640
<font color="#ffffff"># Stay in on the weekends</font>

495
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,200
<font color="#ffffff"># Watching what I'm eating</font>

496
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:59,160
<font color="#ffffff"># Dancing with my demons</font>

497
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,800
<font color="#ffffff"># That's how I'm dealing now</font>

498
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,120
<font color="#ffffff"># Drunk in the hallway</font>

499
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,360
<font color="#ffffff"># Pissing in the doorway</font>

500
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,480
<font color="#ffffff"># Finished with the foreplay</font>

501
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,440
<font color="#ffffff"># That's how I'm feeling now</font>

502
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:14,520
<font color="#ffffff"># This is my comeback girl</font>
<font color="#ffffff">This is my comeback girl</font>

503
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:19,400
<font color="#ffffff"># This is my comeback</font>
<font color="#ffffff">This is my comeback girl... #</font>