1 00:00:01,028 --> 00:00:03,529 - Taylor wants to get the advice column going again. 2 00:00:03,530 --> 00:00:05,406 - I don't feel like the same person 3 00:00:05,407 --> 00:00:06,991 who wrote that anymore. 4 00:00:06,992 --> 00:00:08,409 - I'd love for you to still write it 5 00:00:08,410 --> 00:00:09,827 as whoever you are now. 6 00:00:09,828 --> 00:00:11,037 - I'll think about it. 7 00:00:11,038 --> 00:00:13,247 - Rogue is not the only one who's on Prozac. 8 00:00:13,248 --> 00:00:15,291 I've been taking it on and off since I was in college 9 00:00:15,292 --> 00:00:16,792 for depression. 10 00:00:16,793 --> 00:00:18,419 Sometimes, it gets bad. 11 00:00:18,420 --> 00:00:19,504 I-I need you to understand 12 00:00:19,505 --> 00:00:20,921 that this isn't fixable. 13 00:00:20,922 --> 00:00:22,174 - You were weird at the party, 14 00:00:22,175 --> 00:00:23,674 and now you want to go straight to bed. 15 00:00:23,675 --> 00:00:25,301 - You know, what never makes me feel better 16 00:00:25,302 --> 00:00:27,094 is when my wife yells at me. 17 00:00:27,095 --> 00:00:29,054 - I'm not yelling at... 18 00:00:29,055 --> 00:00:30,348 You were right. 19 00:00:30,349 --> 00:00:32,516 There was a lot about him 20 00:00:32,517 --> 00:00:34,477 I didn't know. 21 00:00:34,478 --> 00:00:36,729 - [voice mail] You've done that hike a hundred times. 22 00:00:36,730 --> 00:00:38,397 I want to believe this was an accident, 23 00:00:38,398 --> 00:00:40,065 but I'm standing here, looking down, 24 00:00:40,066 --> 00:00:41,650 and I just don't know. 25 00:00:41,651 --> 00:00:45,697 - [crying] 26 00:00:49,785 --> 00:00:51,577 It was late in the afternoon, 27 00:00:51,578 --> 00:00:53,579 and I was... 28 00:00:53,580 --> 00:00:55,122 folding laundry, 29 00:00:55,123 --> 00:00:56,957 just trying to distract myself from worrying, 30 00:00:56,958 --> 00:00:59,627 and I had all these, um, 31 00:00:59,628 --> 00:01:01,712 single, mismatched socks 32 00:01:01,713 --> 00:01:04,507 on my lap. 33 00:01:04,508 --> 00:01:07,968 I... I didn't want to be wasteful and throw them away, 34 00:01:07,969 --> 00:01:09,678 even though I was never gonna wear them 35 00:01:09,679 --> 00:01:12,181 without their matching pairs. 36 00:01:12,182 --> 00:01:16,185 Anyway, I, uh... 37 00:01:16,186 --> 00:01:19,230 I was leaving, uh, another message 38 00:01:19,231 --> 00:01:21,440 when I got a call from... 39 00:01:21,441 --> 00:01:23,610 a number I didn't recognize. 40 00:01:26,113 --> 00:01:27,989 It was the sheriff's department. 41 00:01:32,285 --> 00:01:37,248 They told me that there had been an accident, 42 00:01:37,249 --> 00:01:40,084 and that my husband's body 43 00:01:40,085 --> 00:01:43,796 had been found near the hiking trail 44 00:01:43,797 --> 00:01:48,677 at the... bottom of a 42-foot drop. 45 00:01:52,472 --> 00:01:55,767 He had slipped or tripped. 46 00:02:00,522 --> 00:02:04,483 And I just sat there... 47 00:02:04,484 --> 00:02:07,070 [laughing] with all these socks on my lap. 48 00:02:09,072 --> 00:02:10,699 Hmm. 49 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:16,537 Yeah, I thought that I... I had experienced 50 00:02:16,538 --> 00:02:20,749 every possible... emotion 51 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:23,335 since that day, 52 00:02:23,336 --> 00:02:25,379 but today is a new one. 53 00:02:25,380 --> 00:02:27,089 [laughs] 54 00:02:27,090 --> 00:02:30,551 T-today, I feel stupid, 55 00:02:30,552 --> 00:02:32,761 because I-I heard something 56 00:02:32,762 --> 00:02:35,931 from someone who knew him just as well as I did, 57 00:02:35,932 --> 00:02:40,019 and this person doesn't think that it was... 58 00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:42,813 an accident. 59 00:02:42,814 --> 00:02:45,275 He thinks it was a choice. 60 00:02:49,529 --> 00:02:54,200 I have spent four months 61 00:02:54,201 --> 00:02:58,496 blaming the universe. 62 00:02:58,497 --> 00:03:01,832 And maybe 63 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:04,543 the one I really should be angry with 64 00:03:04,544 --> 00:03:06,171 is Matt. 65 00:03:10,342 --> 00:03:13,427 - Thank you for sharing. 66 00:03:13,428 --> 00:03:16,056 Is there anything else that you want to say? 67 00:03:18,642 --> 00:03:20,101 - Tomorrow's my birthday. 68 00:03:32,114 --> 00:03:33,572 - Mm. 69 00:03:33,573 --> 00:03:34,825 - I thought you said processed sugar 70 00:03:34,826 --> 00:03:36,408 cuts lifespans in half. 71 00:03:36,409 --> 00:03:40,121 - Well, today is a day for exceptions. 72 00:03:40,122 --> 00:03:42,581 [laughs] - Mm.... 73 00:03:42,582 --> 00:03:44,375 - Now, honey, you need to be patient with her. 74 00:03:44,376 --> 00:03:46,043 She might be a bit difficult. 75 00:03:46,044 --> 00:03:47,295 - She's always a bit difficult. 76 00:03:47,296 --> 00:03:49,046 - So get ready for a lot of difficult. 77 00:03:49,047 --> 00:03:50,422 - Mm. - Hey, hey! 78 00:03:50,423 --> 00:03:52,174 - Hi! - Happy birthday, sweetheart. 79 00:03:52,175 --> 00:03:53,509 - Hello. - Thank you. 80 00:03:53,510 --> 00:03:55,678 - Happy birthday. - Thank you very much. 81 00:03:55,679 --> 00:03:58,556 Do I smell "queenie-a-mans"? 82 00:03:58,557 --> 00:04:00,015 - Yeah. - "Queens-a-ma"? 83 00:04:00,016 --> 00:04:02,476 - If you can't pronounce it, the calories don't count. 84 00:04:02,477 --> 00:04:04,229 - Mmm! 85 00:04:05,939 --> 00:04:07,606 - Happy birthday. - [gasps] 86 00:04:07,607 --> 00:04:10,317 Thank you. A coupon book! 87 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:11,986 Fun. 88 00:04:11,987 --> 00:04:13,320 "I will restart the book club 89 00:04:13,321 --> 00:04:15,114 "you tried to get me and Mom to do 90 00:04:15,115 --> 00:04:16,449 and actually read the books this time." 91 00:04:16,450 --> 00:04:19,201 This is a brilliant gift! Thank you, Jules. 92 00:04:19,202 --> 00:04:21,328 I love this! Thank you. - Happy birthday. 93 00:04:21,329 --> 00:04:22,539 - Thank you so much. 94 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:25,207 Mmm. 95 00:04:25,208 --> 00:04:27,251 You okay? 96 00:04:27,252 --> 00:04:29,170 - Yeah, no, I-I am. 97 00:04:29,171 --> 00:04:31,589 I just... I just... I didn't think 98 00:04:31,590 --> 00:04:33,215 you'd be doing quite so well today. 99 00:04:33,216 --> 00:04:35,092 That's all. 100 00:04:35,093 --> 00:04:36,760 - I didn't either, but we all make choices, 101 00:04:36,761 --> 00:04:39,180 and I am choosing to have a great birthday. 102 00:04:39,181 --> 00:04:40,432 So let's do this thing! 103 00:04:40,433 --> 00:04:42,475 - Okay, let's do this, um. 104 00:04:42,476 --> 00:04:45,269 I got Lacey to take the evening classes 105 00:04:45,270 --> 00:04:47,813 so we can get to Sugarfish before the lines get crazy, 106 00:04:47,814 --> 00:04:51,066 and then, they are screening "The Philadelphia Story" 107 00:04:51,067 --> 00:04:52,068 at the Egyptian. 108 00:04:52,069 --> 00:04:54,487 - Ah... 109 00:04:54,488 --> 00:04:57,448 I think I want a party. - Oh, you do? 110 00:04:57,449 --> 00:04:58,450 - I do. 111 00:04:58,451 --> 00:04:59,825 - A party. - Mm-hm. 112 00:04:59,826 --> 00:05:01,869 Tonight. I want a party. 113 00:05:01,870 --> 00:05:03,662 Like, a big party. 114 00:05:03,663 --> 00:05:07,082 - Okay, um... 115 00:05:07,083 --> 00:05:09,084 Do you want me to call Drew and a few of your friends? 116 00:05:09,085 --> 00:05:11,128 - No, you don't have to. I can do that, 117 00:05:11,129 --> 00:05:12,546 and, um, it's my birthday, 118 00:05:12,547 --> 00:05:14,757 so I get to eat six fun things. 119 00:05:14,758 --> 00:05:16,467 - Um, five. 120 00:05:16,468 --> 00:05:18,093 - Um, four. 121 00:05:18,094 --> 00:05:19,678 - I'm gonna eat four fun things! 122 00:05:19,679 --> 00:05:23,015 - [laughs] - Jules, I thank you. 123 00:05:23,016 --> 00:05:24,810 I thank you. 124 00:05:25,811 --> 00:05:27,895 - [laughs] 125 00:05:27,896 --> 00:05:30,564 Uh, uh, remind your friends it's a sober house. 126 00:05:30,565 --> 00:05:34,610 Okay? - Gotcha. 127 00:05:34,611 --> 00:05:36,237 - Stop worrying. - Uh-uh. 128 00:05:36,238 --> 00:05:38,197 - Stop. - Oh, my god. 129 00:05:38,198 --> 00:05:40,866 - She's fine. I'm fine. 130 00:05:40,867 --> 00:05:43,744 You're fine. - Okay. 131 00:05:43,745 --> 00:05:45,747 Okay. - We're fine. 132 00:05:53,213 --> 00:05:56,382 - [humming] 133 00:05:56,383 --> 00:05:58,717 [snorts] 134 00:05:58,718 --> 00:06:00,846 [humming] 135 00:06:15,694 --> 00:06:17,195 Okay. 136 00:06:23,660 --> 00:06:25,579 [scoffs] 137 00:06:26,872 --> 00:06:29,166 [cell phone ringing] 138 00:06:34,004 --> 00:06:35,421 Frankie, hey. 139 00:06:35,422 --> 00:06:37,923 - Hey, Leigh, happy birthday. 140 00:06:37,924 --> 00:06:41,135 Um, I-I know we haven't talked in a while, 141 00:06:41,136 --> 00:06:43,304 but, um, I just got your invite, 142 00:06:43,305 --> 00:06:45,264 and I wanted to make sure... - Oh, great. 143 00:06:45,265 --> 00:06:48,267 Uh, yeah. Are you... coming? 144 00:06:48,268 --> 00:06:50,728 - Yeah, yeah, totally. I'm there. 145 00:06:50,729 --> 00:06:52,396 - Okay, great. - Awesome. 146 00:06:52,397 --> 00:06:54,148 I'm super excited. Birthday time. 147 00:06:54,149 --> 00:06:55,275 Woot, woot! [laughs] 148 00:06:55,276 --> 00:06:56,776 - Woot, woot! 149 00:06:56,777 --> 00:06:59,196 Okay, I will see you there. Bye! 150 00:07:07,621 --> 00:07:10,624 [phone ringing] 151 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:16,504 - Hey, happy birthday! 152 00:07:16,505 --> 00:07:17,672 - Thank you! 153 00:07:17,672 --> 00:07:18,882 - What, uh... what are you doing here? 154 00:07:18,883 --> 00:07:21,217 - I just wanted to see my best friend on my birthday. 155 00:07:21,218 --> 00:07:22,635 Did you get me a present yet? 156 00:07:22,636 --> 00:07:25,930 - No, but spoiler: I am getting you a gift card 157 00:07:25,931 --> 00:07:27,973 because I know how you love picking out your own presents. 158 00:07:27,974 --> 00:07:29,642 - It's true. I do. 159 00:07:29,643 --> 00:07:33,270 But, you know, anyone can get me a gift card, 160 00:07:33,271 --> 00:07:36,482 whereas you can... 161 00:07:36,483 --> 00:07:39,152 give me my column back. 162 00:07:40,112 --> 00:07:42,196 [cell phone chimes] 163 00:07:42,197 --> 00:07:43,948 - Leigh, I've been trying to give you your column back 164 00:07:43,949 --> 00:07:47,201 for months. - I... I know you waited on me, 165 00:07:47,202 --> 00:07:49,370 and the good news is... is that I'm done 166 00:07:49,371 --> 00:07:51,831 putting my life on hold, and I'm ready to do this. 167 00:07:51,832 --> 00:07:53,041 - That's great. - Yeah. 168 00:07:53,042 --> 00:07:54,917 - And I wish I could, 169 00:07:54,918 --> 00:07:56,502 but... [sighs] 170 00:07:56,503 --> 00:07:59,338 I can't take "Ask a Human" away from Millie. 171 00:07:59,339 --> 00:08:01,173 - But can you please? Like, just for the... 172 00:08:01,174 --> 00:08:02,716 the integrity of the Internet? 173 00:08:02,717 --> 00:08:04,845 - [sighs] 174 00:08:05,887 --> 00:08:08,472 Ah, "Advice on How to Nail This Whole Adulting Thing," 175 00:08:08,473 --> 00:08:10,474 by Millie Lloyd-Hughes. 176 00:08:10,475 --> 00:08:12,351 "Caffeinate responsibly. 177 00:08:12,352 --> 00:08:14,228 Learn what a W-2 is." - Leigh... 178 00:08:14,229 --> 00:08:16,230 - "Wear sunscreen." I mean, is this really 179 00:08:16,231 --> 00:08:17,524 the advice that the world needs? 180 00:08:17,525 --> 00:08:19,233 - Leigh, could you not mock-read my employees, okay? 181 00:08:19,234 --> 00:08:20,235 We don't have doors. 182 00:08:20,235 --> 00:08:21,445 - She's barely out of college. 183 00:08:21,446 --> 00:08:24,029 It's insane to have her give advice, 184 00:08:24,030 --> 00:08:26,657 and what life experience is she drawing on, 185 00:08:26,658 --> 00:08:29,285 the disappointing sex she had on prom night? 186 00:08:29,286 --> 00:08:31,787 - [laughs] Okay, Millie is young, 187 00:08:31,788 --> 00:08:35,458 but her posts do really well. 188 00:08:35,459 --> 00:08:37,293 Her adulting advice went viral. 189 00:08:37,294 --> 00:08:38,836 - And so did white supremacy. 190 00:08:38,837 --> 00:08:41,005 - Nice. - Just saying. 191 00:08:41,006 --> 00:08:43,632 Her advice is listicles 192 00:08:43,633 --> 00:08:46,135 and GIFs and... , 193 00:08:46,136 --> 00:08:47,595 and when I gave advice, 194 00:08:47,596 --> 00:08:50,222 I-I-I took my heart out of my chest, 195 00:08:50,223 --> 00:08:51,850 and then I put it on the screen. 196 00:08:53,226 --> 00:08:54,810 - Leigh... 197 00:08:54,811 --> 00:08:57,271 I wish we could pick up where we left off, but... 198 00:08:57,272 --> 00:08:59,231 our editorial director made our weekly meeting 199 00:08:59,232 --> 00:09:00,941 all about Millie's column. 200 00:09:00,942 --> 00:09:02,568 Yeah, he got her a sheet cake 201 00:09:02,569 --> 00:09:03,695 that said "Viral." 202 00:09:03,696 --> 00:09:05,613 - That means nothing. 203 00:09:05,614 --> 00:09:06,865 - I'm just saying... - Okay. 204 00:09:06,865 --> 00:09:08,158 [cell phone chimes] - I... I can't 205 00:09:08,159 --> 00:09:10,618 get your column back after that meeting. 206 00:09:10,619 --> 00:09:11,912 [cell phone chimes] 207 00:09:11,913 --> 00:09:14,663 - I'm sorry. - That's fine. 208 00:09:14,664 --> 00:09:16,916 [cell phone rings] - I hate how this went down, 209 00:09:16,917 --> 00:09:19,126 but... [cell phone continues ringing] 210 00:09:19,127 --> 00:09:21,670 - You should get that. - I'm sorry. Okay. 211 00:09:21,671 --> 00:09:24,131 But, uh, I'll see you tonight, though, yeah? 212 00:09:24,132 --> 00:09:25,800 - Um, yes. 213 00:09:25,801 --> 00:09:27,551 Thank you for hearing me out. I'll see you tonight. 214 00:09:27,552 --> 00:09:30,012 - Of course. - Okay. 215 00:09:30,013 --> 00:09:31,264 - Happy birthday. 216 00:09:31,265 --> 00:09:32,932 - It's gonna be fun. - It's gonna be fun! 217 00:09:32,933 --> 00:09:34,226 - It's gonna be... fun. 218 00:09:34,226 --> 00:09:35,268 - Okay. 219 00:09:35,269 --> 00:09:37,144 Can't wait. [laughs] 220 00:09:37,145 --> 00:09:38,522 - Okay. - Okay. 221 00:09:41,566 --> 00:09:43,359 - Pull your knee into your chest, 222 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:46,237 and breathe. 223 00:09:46,238 --> 00:09:48,614 Switch legs, left over right. 224 00:09:48,615 --> 00:09:50,032 [smooth music over speakers] 225 00:09:50,033 --> 00:09:51,534 Lying on your back... [cell phone ringing] 226 00:09:51,535 --> 00:09:53,828 cross your right foot over your left knee 227 00:09:53,829 --> 00:09:55,371 for a quickie core stretch. 228 00:09:55,372 --> 00:09:57,540 - Richard, it's her birthday. 229 00:09:57,541 --> 00:09:59,125 If she doesn't want to take your call, 230 00:09:59,126 --> 00:10:00,168 I am not going to make her. 231 00:10:00,169 --> 00:10:01,836 - Uh, hi, Amy. 232 00:10:01,837 --> 00:10:03,546 I'm well. Thanks for asking. 233 00:10:03,547 --> 00:10:05,464 How are you? - Amazing, obviously. 234 00:10:05,465 --> 00:10:07,591 - [sighs] I got an invitation 235 00:10:07,592 --> 00:10:11,554 to Leigh's party at your house tonight. 236 00:10:11,555 --> 00:10:13,013 - Well, you're her father. 237 00:10:13,014 --> 00:10:14,515 I've never stopped you coming before. 238 00:10:14,516 --> 00:10:17,101 - [laughs] It's... it's not just me. 239 00:10:17,102 --> 00:10:19,478 My cousins in Florida got one, too. 240 00:10:19,479 --> 00:10:23,065 She even invited The Schwab. 241 00:10:23,066 --> 00:10:24,859 - The kid who ran through your screen door 242 00:10:24,860 --> 00:10:26,485 at Leigh's high school graduation party? 243 00:10:26,486 --> 00:10:28,988 - There's still a kink in the frame. 244 00:10:28,989 --> 00:10:30,531 - How many people did she invite? 245 00:10:30,532 --> 00:10:32,992 - It's just pages of names. 246 00:10:32,993 --> 00:10:35,411 Amy? 247 00:10:35,412 --> 00:10:38,247 Hello? - What? 600... 248 00:10:38,248 --> 00:10:41,792 - You there? [applause] 249 00:10:41,793 --> 00:10:44,003 - Thank you. 250 00:10:44,004 --> 00:10:47,006 - Leigh. - What? 251 00:10:47,007 --> 00:10:48,924 - Are you okay? 252 00:10:48,925 --> 00:10:50,968 - Yeah. Why? 253 00:10:50,969 --> 00:10:53,929 - You've invited 657 people 254 00:10:53,930 --> 00:10:55,306 to my house tonight. 255 00:10:55,307 --> 00:10:57,224 - Well, it's a last-minute invite on a Tuesday. 256 00:10:57,225 --> 00:10:58,393 If 30 people show up, it's gonna be 257 00:10:58,393 --> 00:10:59,394 a Christmas miracle. 258 00:10:59,395 --> 00:11:02,062 - Honey, we stopped throwing you parties 259 00:11:02,063 --> 00:11:03,315 after elementary school 260 00:11:03,316 --> 00:11:04,982 because the attention made you self-conscious. 261 00:11:04,983 --> 00:11:07,943 - Well, I don't want to be self-conscious anymore, 262 00:11:07,944 --> 00:11:10,529 or negative, or judgmental, 263 00:11:10,530 --> 00:11:12,698 or sad. I don't want to be that person. 264 00:11:12,699 --> 00:11:15,409 - But I like that person. I love that person, in fact. 265 00:11:15,410 --> 00:11:17,287 - Well, I don't. 266 00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:24,919 - Honey, today was never gonna be an easy day. 267 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,420 Whatever you need to feel, 268 00:11:26,421 --> 00:11:27,506 you get to feel it. 269 00:11:27,507 --> 00:11:30,508 - Well, I feel like trying something new 270 00:11:30,509 --> 00:11:33,052 and being a fun person 271 00:11:33,053 --> 00:11:35,888 [laughing] who's really good at parties, 272 00:11:35,889 --> 00:11:40,351 and you can... try being a fun person at parties. 273 00:11:40,352 --> 00:11:42,728 That would be... new for you, too. 274 00:11:42,729 --> 00:11:44,480 - You don't think I'm fun at parties? 275 00:11:44,481 --> 00:11:47,734 - [laughs] No. 276 00:11:59,454 --> 00:12:03,125 Send email to Millie Lloyd-Hughes. 277 00:12:05,043 --> 00:12:07,711 Hey, Millie, I need your advice. 278 00:12:07,712 --> 00:12:09,922 What do you do when it's your birthday 279 00:12:09,923 --> 00:12:12,424 and you're another year older, and you realize 280 00:12:12,425 --> 00:12:14,218 that you've made absolutely no progress 281 00:12:14,219 --> 00:12:15,804 with anything important in your life? 282 00:12:18,723 --> 00:12:20,266 Hey, Millie? 283 00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:22,434 Um... 284 00:12:22,435 --> 00:12:24,562 What do you do when... 285 00:12:24,563 --> 00:12:27,022 the advice column that you started from nothing 286 00:12:27,023 --> 00:12:30,234 get stolen by a shallow, boring 22-year-old 287 00:12:30,235 --> 00:12:32,319 whose idea of adversity 288 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,531 is getting into her second-choice college? 289 00:12:35,782 --> 00:12:37,366 [sighs] 290 00:12:37,367 --> 00:12:39,452 Hey, Millie, what do you wear to your first party 291 00:12:39,453 --> 00:12:41,495 after your husband fell off the side of a mountain 292 00:12:41,496 --> 00:12:44,081 and died? Send. 293 00:12:44,082 --> 00:12:45,541 [email whooshes, Leigh scoffs] 294 00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:47,376 [groans] .... 295 00:12:47,377 --> 00:12:49,795 [doorbell rings] 296 00:12:49,796 --> 00:12:51,213 Um... - Hello. 297 00:12:51,214 --> 00:12:53,299 [people talking in background] 298 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:56,343 - [squeals, laughs] 299 00:12:56,344 --> 00:12:58,095 - I mean... - No, it's a party. 300 00:12:58,096 --> 00:12:59,638 There's no such thing as being late. 301 00:12:59,639 --> 00:13:00,932 You show up when you show up. 302 00:13:00,933 --> 00:13:03,058 - Hi. Come on in. 303 00:13:03,059 --> 00:13:05,728 - Thanks so much for having us. 304 00:13:05,729 --> 00:13:07,688 I know we're late. I'm sorry. 305 00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:09,064 Richard refused to take a left turn 306 00:13:09,065 --> 00:13:10,108 as we drove here, 307 00:13:10,109 --> 00:13:12,359 so we had to make three rights instead. 308 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,694 [upbeat music playing] 309 00:13:13,695 --> 00:13:14,821 - I can't believe he's still doing that. 310 00:13:14,822 --> 00:13:16,947 - People that don't take left turns live longer. 311 00:13:16,948 --> 00:13:18,365 It's a statistic. - It's nonsense. 312 00:13:18,366 --> 00:13:20,534 - It's a statistic. - It's nonsense. 313 00:13:20,535 --> 00:13:21,661 - [laughs] 314 00:13:21,661 --> 00:13:22,662 ♪ ♪ 315 00:13:22,663 --> 00:13:25,623 - Thank you for coming on such short notice. 316 00:13:25,624 --> 00:13:27,291 - [whispering] It's so weird. 317 00:13:27,292 --> 00:13:29,084 - Um, I couldn't find the coupon 318 00:13:29,085 --> 00:13:30,461 for borrowing your clothes. 319 00:13:30,462 --> 00:13:31,755 - Oh, I only wore that dress 320 00:13:31,756 --> 00:13:33,464 the one time I was a slutty Holly Golightly 321 00:13:33,465 --> 00:13:35,090 for Halloween, so borrow away. 322 00:13:35,091 --> 00:13:36,218 - Cool. - Looks good. 323 00:13:36,218 --> 00:13:37,219 - Perfect. - Yeah. 324 00:13:37,219 --> 00:13:38,345 - Hey, Dad. 325 00:13:38,345 --> 00:13:39,471 - Happy birthday, honey! - Hey, hi, hi! 326 00:13:39,472 --> 00:13:40,971 Hi! It's good to see you. 327 00:13:40,972 --> 00:13:43,057 Hey. It's a... check, right? 328 00:13:43,058 --> 00:13:44,433 - Yes, it is. - Cool. 329 00:13:44,434 --> 00:13:45,976 Hi, Sabrina. - Happy birthday. 330 00:13:45,977 --> 00:13:47,520 - Thank you. - Hey! 331 00:13:47,521 --> 00:13:48,772 - Oh, hey. - Happy birthday! 332 00:13:48,773 --> 00:13:50,773 - It's been a while. - Yeah. 333 00:13:50,774 --> 00:13:52,025 - Good to see you. - Nice to see you again. 334 00:13:52,026 --> 00:13:53,484 - Yeah. 335 00:13:53,485 --> 00:13:57,321 - Cool. I'm going to put this away. 336 00:13:57,322 --> 00:13:58,823 I'm gonna put this away. 337 00:13:58,824 --> 00:14:00,033 - Hey, Amy. 338 00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:02,535 Uh, it's Nicholas Schwaback. 339 00:14:02,536 --> 00:14:04,870 Uh, Nick... Nick Schwaback. I went to high school 340 00:14:04,871 --> 00:14:06,497 with Leigh. [laughs] 341 00:14:06,498 --> 00:14:07,915 Uh, "The Schwab"? 342 00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:10,793 [laughs] - Oh, The Schwab. 343 00:14:10,794 --> 00:14:12,087 It's nice to see you. 344 00:14:12,088 --> 00:14:15,089 - My tribute to the party goddesses. 345 00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:17,716 - Um, we said sober house on the invite. 346 00:14:17,717 --> 00:14:19,218 - I-I thought that was a joke. 347 00:14:19,219 --> 00:14:20,303 - No. Please take it back 348 00:14:20,303 --> 00:14:21,388 to your car. 349 00:14:21,389 --> 00:14:22,847 - You got it, yeah. 350 00:14:22,848 --> 00:14:23,890 - Thanks. 351 00:14:27,102 --> 00:14:30,104 [light rock music playing] 352 00:14:30,105 --> 00:14:31,772 - Oh. - Hi! 353 00:14:31,773 --> 00:14:33,107 - Happy birthday, sweetie. 354 00:14:33,108 --> 00:14:34,859 - Oh, thanks. - How are you holding up? 355 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:36,569 - I'm great. 356 00:14:36,570 --> 00:14:37,863 Yeah. - Oh, that's good. 357 00:14:37,863 --> 00:14:38,905 - Just great, thank you. - Yeah. 358 00:14:38,906 --> 00:14:40,448 - Thanks. It's good to see you. 359 00:14:40,449 --> 00:14:42,283 - Leigh! 360 00:14:42,284 --> 00:14:44,368 - Hey. - Remember this? 361 00:14:44,369 --> 00:14:46,412 - [laughs] Oh, do I. 362 00:14:46,413 --> 00:14:47,913 - What... what is he doing? 363 00:14:47,914 --> 00:14:50,416 - It's a bit from high school where he does a stupid dance 364 00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:53,002 until it's funny, and then it becomes stupid again... 365 00:14:53,003 --> 00:14:54,795 - And stupid again... - And then it becomes... 366 00:14:54,796 --> 00:14:56,047 both: Really funny. 367 00:14:56,048 --> 00:14:58,466 - [laughs] - And then... yeah. 368 00:14:58,467 --> 00:15:02,303 ♪ ♪ 369 00:15:02,304 --> 00:15:04,972 - Hi. Uh, Schwab, here, help my mom. 370 00:15:04,973 --> 00:15:06,307 - Sure. - There you go. 371 00:15:06,308 --> 00:15:07,766 Tasks. Cool. 372 00:15:07,767 --> 00:15:09,643 - [laughs] - Hi. 373 00:15:09,644 --> 00:15:11,103 - Hey, it's the birthday girl. 374 00:15:11,104 --> 00:15:13,147 - Hi. Hi. 375 00:15:13,148 --> 00:15:15,483 - Or should I say, 376 00:15:15,484 --> 00:15:17,651 teenage vampire? - Oh, wow. 377 00:15:17,652 --> 00:15:18,945 Well, that's cool. You got me an insult 378 00:15:18,945 --> 00:15:19,946 for my birthday. Thank you. 379 00:15:19,947 --> 00:15:22,239 - Well, if you want to take it that way. 380 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,450 - Whatever. It's better than... 381 00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:24,701 people calling me sweetie 382 00:15:24,702 --> 00:15:27,161 and asking me how I'm holding up. 383 00:15:27,162 --> 00:15:28,413 - I mean, I think that people just want 384 00:15:28,413 --> 00:15:29,664 to know that you're okay, 385 00:15:29,665 --> 00:15:31,415 and they know this is a weird birthday for you. 386 00:15:31,416 --> 00:15:34,251 - Well, the good news is that I'm okay. 387 00:15:34,252 --> 00:15:35,878 [laughs] 388 00:15:35,879 --> 00:15:39,089 So, yeah. And we have a million snacks, 389 00:15:39,090 --> 00:15:42,676 so, uh, get yourself something to eat. 390 00:15:42,677 --> 00:15:43,720 - Okay. 391 00:15:43,721 --> 00:15:45,221 - Have some. Treat yourself. 392 00:15:45,222 --> 00:15:46,473 - Yeah, okay. - Cool. 393 00:15:46,474 --> 00:15:48,265 I'll-m gonna talk... I'm gonna go say hi to... 394 00:15:48,266 --> 00:15:50,017 I mean, I'll see you later. 395 00:15:50,018 --> 00:15:55,397 ♪ ♪ 396 00:15:55,398 --> 00:15:56,691 Hey. 397 00:15:56,692 --> 00:15:58,734 - I don't believe exercise can be fun. 398 00:15:58,735 --> 00:15:59,861 - I didn't either, 399 00:15:59,862 --> 00:16:01,737 but then I started choreographing 400 00:16:01,738 --> 00:16:03,489 these silly dances 401 00:16:03,490 --> 00:16:05,866 to these songs I liked in seventh grade, 402 00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:08,119 and I realized it can be almost fun. 403 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,829 - Well, what about the pain? 404 00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:12,540 - Okay, in my dance class, we pose through the pain. 405 00:16:12,541 --> 00:16:14,625 - [laughs] 406 00:16:14,626 --> 00:16:16,544 - Uh, you're laughing, but I'm serious. 407 00:16:16,545 --> 00:16:17,754 It works. - Okay. 408 00:16:17,755 --> 00:16:19,588 I'll give it a go. - Yes! 409 00:16:19,589 --> 00:16:21,215 ♪ ♪ 410 00:16:21,216 --> 00:16:23,300 - Hey, guys. 411 00:16:23,301 --> 00:16:25,094 ♪ ♪ 412 00:16:25,095 --> 00:16:26,304 [sighs] 413 00:16:26,305 --> 00:16:31,934 ♪ ♪ 414 00:16:31,935 --> 00:16:34,019 Oh, damn it. 415 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:35,771 - Hey, Amy. 416 00:16:35,772 --> 00:16:39,525 What's going on? - Um... 417 00:16:39,526 --> 00:16:41,068 Jules has been sober for four months. 418 00:16:41,069 --> 00:16:42,279 We're trying to make it to five. 419 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:43,779 - Oh, okay. Uh... 420 00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:46,282 I'll help out. - No, I got this, really. 421 00:16:46,283 --> 00:16:48,868 - No. - It's fine. 422 00:16:48,869 --> 00:16:50,327 - Uh, look. 423 00:16:50,328 --> 00:16:51,496 Found one. 424 00:16:51,497 --> 00:16:52,872 - Thank you. - Mm-hm. 425 00:16:52,873 --> 00:16:57,501 ♪ ♪ 426 00:16:57,502 --> 00:16:59,044 [laughter] 427 00:16:59,045 --> 00:17:02,047 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God, Jules! 428 00:17:02,048 --> 00:17:04,467 - Where have you been? I haven't seen you in months. 429 00:17:04,468 --> 00:17:05,635 Top you up? 430 00:17:05,636 --> 00:17:07,595 - No, thanks. - Boo. 431 00:17:07,596 --> 00:17:10,306 both: Come on. - I'm actually sober now. 432 00:17:10,307 --> 00:17:12,558 So that's where I've been. 433 00:17:12,559 --> 00:17:15,269 Um, but you guys enjoy. 434 00:17:15,270 --> 00:17:17,688 - That's... that's great. - Good for you. 435 00:17:17,689 --> 00:17:19,231 - Yeah. - Really great. 436 00:17:19,232 --> 00:17:21,525 - Thanks. - Jules, there you are. 437 00:17:21,526 --> 00:17:24,612 Sorry, can I steal this one for one quick sec? 438 00:17:24,613 --> 00:17:26,655 Sorry, sorry, sorry. - Uh, bye. 439 00:17:26,656 --> 00:17:27,824 - Want me to narc on them to your mom? 440 00:17:27,824 --> 00:17:28,909 'Cause I will. 441 00:17:28,910 --> 00:17:30,785 - Snitches get stitches. 442 00:17:30,786 --> 00:17:33,329 - I will deal with a wound that requires stitches 443 00:17:33,330 --> 00:17:34,498 for you, my dear. 444 00:17:34,499 --> 00:17:36,248 - [laughs] 445 00:17:36,249 --> 00:17:38,793 Stop worrying. I am so good right now. 446 00:17:38,794 --> 00:17:41,253 I promise. You know, parties are... 447 00:17:41,254 --> 00:17:42,464 fun sober. 448 00:17:42,465 --> 00:17:44,215 People's jokes are still funny. 449 00:17:44,216 --> 00:17:45,925 - [laughs] - Who knew? 450 00:17:45,926 --> 00:17:49,011 - [sniffs] 451 00:17:49,012 --> 00:17:50,930 - Look, there's Leigh. You should give her your gift. 452 00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:52,640 - Oh. 453 00:17:52,641 --> 00:17:54,475 Sure you're okay? - Yes. 454 00:17:54,476 --> 00:17:56,268 I'm great. 455 00:17:56,269 --> 00:18:01,190 ♪ ♪ 456 00:18:01,191 --> 00:18:02,942 [sighs] 457 00:18:02,943 --> 00:18:06,195 ♪ ♪ 458 00:18:06,196 --> 00:18:08,697 - Hi. - Hi. 459 00:18:08,698 --> 00:18:12,618 - A gift card! - No, it's a sweater. 460 00:18:12,619 --> 00:18:15,079 - [laughs] 461 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,664 Aww. - There's more. 462 00:18:16,665 --> 00:18:17,958 - Oh. 463 00:18:17,959 --> 00:18:19,375 ♪ ♪ 464 00:18:19,376 --> 00:18:21,669 - Mm-hmm. 465 00:18:21,670 --> 00:18:25,172 - "Dear Leigh, my advice to you in this time of crisis 466 00:18:25,173 --> 00:18:27,800 "is to go easy on your very handsome friend Drew, 467 00:18:27,801 --> 00:18:29,593 "who loves you 468 00:18:29,594 --> 00:18:31,512 "and only wants the best for you. 469 00:18:31,513 --> 00:18:33,931 P.S., hot outfit." Thank you. 470 00:18:33,932 --> 00:18:37,017 "P.P.S., please stop trolling me. 471 00:18:37,018 --> 00:18:41,897 XO, Millie." Mm. 472 00:18:41,898 --> 00:18:43,566 For the record, I'm not a troll. 473 00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:46,235 - Mm-hm. - That was just meant to be 474 00:18:46,236 --> 00:18:49,488 an inside joke with myself... 475 00:18:49,489 --> 00:18:50,699 - Ah. - And then I 476 00:18:50,699 --> 00:18:51,825 accidentally hit Send. 477 00:18:51,825 --> 00:18:52,993 - Well, that's what you get for having 478 00:18:52,993 --> 00:18:54,202 inside jokes with yourself 479 00:18:54,203 --> 00:18:55,828 and not including me. 480 00:18:55,829 --> 00:18:56,872 - I'm sorry. - Mm. 481 00:18:56,873 --> 00:18:58,873 - It will never happen again. 482 00:18:58,874 --> 00:19:00,708 - Mm-hm. 483 00:19:00,709 --> 00:19:02,543 - Where's Ryan? 484 00:19:02,544 --> 00:19:04,628 - Oh, he was tired after work, 485 00:19:04,629 --> 00:19:06,922 but, uh, he did say happy birthday. 486 00:19:06,923 --> 00:19:09,175 ♪ ♪ 487 00:19:09,176 --> 00:19:11,260 - Did you... 488 00:19:11,261 --> 00:19:14,930 You told him about what I said about him and that chef. 489 00:19:14,931 --> 00:19:18,267 - I was upset... and he got it out of me. 490 00:19:18,268 --> 00:19:19,977 - Right, and now he hates me. 491 00:19:19,978 --> 00:19:21,770 - Me being honest with my fiancé 492 00:19:21,771 --> 00:19:23,355 wasn't, like, a personal attack 493 00:19:23,356 --> 00:19:25,232 against you. - I just don't understand 494 00:19:25,233 --> 00:19:26,734 why you couldn't have kept that between us. 495 00:19:26,735 --> 00:19:29,069 - Because he's my person, and I tell him everything. 496 00:19:29,070 --> 00:19:30,404 That's how being married to someone works. 497 00:19:30,405 --> 00:19:32,823 - I know how being married to someone works. 498 00:19:32,824 --> 00:19:37,077 ♪ ♪ 499 00:19:37,078 --> 00:19:38,412 - I feel like every time we see each other now, 500 00:19:38,413 --> 00:19:40,247 we fight. 501 00:19:40,248 --> 00:19:44,043 - I'm not trying to fight with you. 502 00:19:44,044 --> 00:19:45,503 - I know. 503 00:19:45,504 --> 00:19:48,756 ♪ ♪ 504 00:19:48,757 --> 00:19:50,591 Okay, look, um, 505 00:19:50,592 --> 00:19:52,009 this is supposed to be a party, 506 00:19:52,010 --> 00:19:53,636 so let's just, like, try to have fun, 507 00:19:53,637 --> 00:19:55,304 'cause that's the point of this whole thing. 508 00:19:55,305 --> 00:19:57,097 - [sighs] - Anyway. 509 00:19:57,098 --> 00:19:58,474 Why don't you go get yourself a soda? 510 00:19:58,475 --> 00:19:59,850 Maybe you think you're mad at me, 511 00:19:59,851 --> 00:20:02,394 and really, it's just low blood sugar? 512 00:20:02,395 --> 00:20:03,563 - Mm. 513 00:20:03,563 --> 00:20:04,856 - That's it. - That's it. 514 00:20:04,857 --> 00:20:06,941 - Soda. 515 00:20:06,942 --> 00:20:08,651 ["Queens" by THEESatisfaction playing] 516 00:20:08,652 --> 00:20:11,403 - ♪ Leave your face at the door ♪ 517 00:20:11,404 --> 00:20:13,447 ♪ Turn off your swag ♪ 518 00:20:13,448 --> 00:20:15,574 - [sighs] 519 00:20:15,575 --> 00:20:18,702 ♪ From your limps to your Tims ♪ 520 00:20:18,703 --> 00:20:20,412 ♪ ♪ 521 00:20:20,413 --> 00:20:21,706 - Recycling? 522 00:20:21,707 --> 00:20:24,416 - Um, empty them out first. 523 00:20:24,417 --> 00:20:25,502 ♪ ♪ 524 00:20:25,503 --> 00:20:28,754 - Oh, wait, wait, wait. 525 00:20:28,755 --> 00:20:33,717 Oh, this Syrah is too good to dump. 526 00:20:33,718 --> 00:20:35,011 - You're a wine guy? 527 00:20:35,012 --> 00:20:37,471 - I'm studying to be a sommelier. 528 00:20:37,472 --> 00:20:39,473 - Really? 529 00:20:39,474 --> 00:20:43,060 - Wine is bottled poetry. 530 00:20:43,061 --> 00:20:45,938 - Yeah, I forget... who said that, 531 00:20:45,939 --> 00:20:47,439 but it... it's true. 532 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:50,818 ♪ ♪ 533 00:20:50,819 --> 00:20:53,487 Uh... - Uh... 534 00:20:53,488 --> 00:20:54,864 - You're not the alcoholic. 535 00:20:54,865 --> 00:20:57,491 - No, I'm... I'm the mom. 536 00:20:57,492 --> 00:21:01,662 I have to make sure this party doesn't go off the rails. 537 00:21:01,663 --> 00:21:04,206 - Everyone's fine. 538 00:21:04,207 --> 00:21:05,916 Party doesn't need a mom. 539 00:21:05,917 --> 00:21:08,919 ♪ ♪ 540 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:13,007 - ♪ Move your groove thing ♪ 541 00:21:13,008 --> 00:21:14,592 - Yeah. 542 00:21:14,593 --> 00:21:16,427 ♪ ♪ 543 00:21:16,428 --> 00:21:18,012 - Cheers, universe. 544 00:21:18,013 --> 00:21:21,265 - ♪ Whatever you do don't funk with my groove ♪ 545 00:21:21,266 --> 00:21:23,142 - Mm. - Right? 546 00:21:23,143 --> 00:21:25,311 - Mm. Am I supposed to be tasting, 547 00:21:25,312 --> 00:21:28,939 um, blackberry and vanilla? 548 00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:31,859 - Walnuts and smoke, yeah. 549 00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:33,277 - [laughs] 550 00:21:33,278 --> 00:21:35,821 - ♪ Don't funk with my groove ♪ 551 00:21:35,822 --> 00:21:37,990 - ♪ Sweat through your cardigans ♪ 552 00:21:37,991 --> 00:21:39,325 - You probably don't know this, 553 00:21:39,326 --> 00:21:41,911 but I always had a crush on you. 554 00:21:41,912 --> 00:21:45,956 - No, I knew. We all knew. 555 00:21:45,957 --> 00:21:47,625 - Uh... uh, yeah. 556 00:21:47,626 --> 00:21:49,376 Just being alone with you 557 00:21:49,377 --> 00:21:50,378 in a dark corner 558 00:21:50,379 --> 00:21:52,463 was basically my high school fantasy. 559 00:21:52,464 --> 00:21:53,798 Yeah. 560 00:21:53,799 --> 00:21:55,591 - Mm. 561 00:21:55,592 --> 00:21:57,593 - ♪ Yourself ♪ 562 00:21:57,594 --> 00:22:00,846 - What else happens in your fantasy? 563 00:22:00,847 --> 00:22:02,515 - [swallows] 564 00:22:02,516 --> 00:22:05,976 ♪ ♪ 565 00:22:05,977 --> 00:22:07,561 - Hey. 566 00:22:07,562 --> 00:22:09,104 - Frankie, hi. - [laughs] 567 00:22:09,105 --> 00:22:10,106 - Hey. - Is, uh... 568 00:22:10,106 --> 00:22:11,107 is now an okay time 569 00:22:11,108 --> 00:22:13,692 to give you your present? 570 00:22:13,693 --> 00:22:15,152 - Yeah. 571 00:22:15,153 --> 00:22:16,779 - Do you remember, 572 00:22:16,780 --> 00:22:18,572 we made these 573 00:22:18,573 --> 00:22:19,990 for the cover of our binders 574 00:22:19,991 --> 00:22:22,451 the night before we started the seventh grade? 575 00:22:22,452 --> 00:22:25,287 [disquieting music] 576 00:22:25,288 --> 00:22:27,873 You okay? 577 00:22:27,874 --> 00:22:30,626 - I don't know. 578 00:22:30,627 --> 00:22:32,294 [laughs] 579 00:22:32,295 --> 00:22:34,880 - Look, I-I don't, um... 580 00:22:34,881 --> 00:22:36,715 I didn't want this to be weird. 581 00:22:36,716 --> 00:22:38,092 I just... I... 582 00:22:38,093 --> 00:22:40,177 I missed you so much. 583 00:22:40,178 --> 00:22:42,429 ♪ ♪ 584 00:22:42,430 --> 00:22:45,516 Um, Leigh, I'm sorry I didn't go 585 00:22:45,517 --> 00:22:47,852 to Matt's funeral. 586 00:22:47,853 --> 00:22:49,270 Yeah, I just... I told myself 587 00:22:49,271 --> 00:22:52,022 that you had this huge support system 588 00:22:52,023 --> 00:22:53,357 and you wouldn't even notice I was there. 589 00:22:53,358 --> 00:22:55,317 - What are you doing? 590 00:22:55,318 --> 00:22:56,986 - I'm... I'm just trying to, um... 591 00:22:56,987 --> 00:22:59,196 - Why are you bringing up my husband's funeral 592 00:22:59,197 --> 00:23:01,365 at my birthday party? 593 00:23:01,366 --> 00:23:03,534 - Because I feel terrible about not being there. 594 00:23:03,535 --> 00:23:06,078 - [laughs] - You just... can you tell me 595 00:23:06,079 --> 00:23:07,788 what I need to do to make it up to you. 596 00:23:07,789 --> 00:23:09,040 I promise... - I don't know 597 00:23:09,041 --> 00:23:10,583 what you should do. I'm s... 598 00:23:10,584 --> 00:23:12,793 you abandoned me. 599 00:23:12,794 --> 00:23:14,920 That was your choice. 600 00:23:14,921 --> 00:23:17,298 And every day for the last four months, 601 00:23:17,299 --> 00:23:21,552 you chose not to call or text, 602 00:23:21,553 --> 00:23:22,721 and now... I don't know what you want to... 603 00:23:22,722 --> 00:23:25,014 you want us to pretend like none of that happened? 604 00:23:25,015 --> 00:23:26,308 I just can't do that. - No, I'm not... 605 00:23:26,309 --> 00:23:27,725 I'm not pretending. 606 00:23:27,726 --> 00:23:29,602 I'm sorry. 607 00:23:29,603 --> 00:23:31,812 S-funerals are really hard for me. 608 00:23:31,813 --> 00:23:33,689 - Funerals are hard for everyone. 609 00:23:33,690 --> 00:23:37,610 ♪ ♪ 610 00:23:37,611 --> 00:23:39,570 - Yeah, I was an idiot for coming. 611 00:23:39,571 --> 00:23:42,907 - No, you're not an idiot. I told you to come. 612 00:23:42,908 --> 00:23:46,494 I just wanted everything to be okay, 613 00:23:46,495 --> 00:23:48,037 but it's... 614 00:23:48,038 --> 00:23:49,872 it's... 615 00:23:49,873 --> 00:23:52,416 not. 616 00:23:52,417 --> 00:23:55,169 I... I'm not ready to forgive you. 617 00:23:55,170 --> 00:24:01,467 - ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 618 00:24:01,468 --> 00:24:03,135 - Yeah. - Whoo! 619 00:24:03,136 --> 00:24:08,253 all: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 620 00:24:08,254 --> 00:24:09,546 - Go Leigh! - Yes! 621 00:24:09,547 --> 00:24:13,354 - Whoo. all: ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 622 00:24:13,355 --> 00:24:17,107 ♪ Dear Leigh ♪ 623 00:24:17,108 --> 00:24:20,194 - Oh, wait, I... do... do you have to... 624 00:24:20,195 --> 00:24:22,905 - Oh, I've seen her blow out every other birthday candle. 625 00:24:22,906 --> 00:24:25,950 - Okay. - Mm, mm. 626 00:24:25,951 --> 00:24:29,161 all: And many more! 627 00:24:29,162 --> 00:24:32,165 [cheers and applause] 628 00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:36,837 - Yeah! 629 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,673 - Thanks. 630 00:24:40,674 --> 00:24:42,049 Oh, cool! 631 00:24:42,050 --> 00:24:44,051 Let me clean this mess up so you guys can eat. 632 00:24:44,052 --> 00:24:45,761 [laughter] 633 00:24:45,762 --> 00:24:47,429 - Whoo! - Thanks. 634 00:24:47,430 --> 00:24:48,515 - Okay. - Hi. 635 00:24:48,516 --> 00:24:50,141 - Hi. 636 00:24:50,142 --> 00:24:51,559 - Hi. - Hi. 637 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:52,894 Hey. 638 00:24:54,312 --> 00:24:56,730 [slow music] 639 00:24:56,731 --> 00:24:58,482 - You guys want cake? - Yes! 640 00:24:58,483 --> 00:24:59,900 - Hey, Jules, remember that time 641 00:24:59,901 --> 00:25:01,819 we looked for a 24-hour Ralph's forever 642 00:25:01,820 --> 00:25:03,446 because you said you wanted frosting? 643 00:25:03,447 --> 00:25:06,073 - Oh, you downed that Big Gulp of vodka, 644 00:25:06,074 --> 00:25:07,367 so you had to pee really bad, 645 00:25:07,368 --> 00:25:09,201 but they wouldn't let you use the bathroom at Ralph's, 646 00:25:09,202 --> 00:25:11,328 so you ended up peeing off the side of an overpass 647 00:25:11,329 --> 00:25:12,830 and you hit a passing car. 648 00:25:12,831 --> 00:25:14,457 - It was amazing. 649 00:25:14,458 --> 00:25:16,876 [laughter] - I don't remember that. 650 00:25:16,877 --> 00:25:18,086 - It's one of your best stories. 651 00:25:18,087 --> 00:25:20,713 - How can you not remember that? 652 00:25:20,714 --> 00:25:22,673 - Um, I'm gonna go get something. 653 00:25:22,674 --> 00:25:26,635 ♪ ♪ 654 00:25:26,636 --> 00:25:28,429 - Hey. 655 00:25:28,430 --> 00:25:30,473 - Hi. 656 00:25:30,474 --> 00:25:31,475 - What's going on? 657 00:25:31,476 --> 00:25:33,017 - Uh, I don't know. 658 00:25:33,018 --> 00:25:36,228 I think throwing a party was a really bad idea. 659 00:25:36,229 --> 00:25:37,855 - Well, I'm having fun. 660 00:25:37,856 --> 00:25:41,609 - That's good. 661 00:25:41,610 --> 00:25:44,403 - Um... 662 00:25:44,404 --> 00:25:45,946 I have to ask you something, 663 00:25:45,947 --> 00:25:46,990 and I don't know how to do it. 664 00:25:49,075 --> 00:25:51,243 - Okay. 665 00:25:51,244 --> 00:25:52,703 Just ask. 666 00:25:52,704 --> 00:25:55,331 ♪ ♪ 667 00:25:55,332 --> 00:25:57,333 - Do you think Matt jumped off that cliff? 668 00:25:57,334 --> 00:25:58,585 - What? 669 00:25:58,586 --> 00:26:00,503 ♪ ♪ 670 00:26:00,504 --> 00:26:02,004 No, no. 671 00:26:02,005 --> 00:26:04,215 No, that'd be... that'd be crazy. 672 00:26:04,216 --> 00:26:05,342 - Really? 673 00:26:05,342 --> 00:26:06,510 You don't think it's crazier 674 00:26:06,510 --> 00:26:07,803 that he did that hike 50 times 675 00:26:07,804 --> 00:26:10,554 and that was the one time he fell? 676 00:26:10,555 --> 00:26:12,139 Really? 677 00:26:12,140 --> 00:26:14,433 - Did you actually invite me to your birthday party 678 00:26:14,434 --> 00:26:16,310 so you could harass me about my brother's death? 679 00:26:16,311 --> 00:26:18,103 - How about the fact that he was clinically depressed, 680 00:26:18,104 --> 00:26:19,105 and he died in an accident 681 00:26:19,106 --> 00:26:21,106 that could've easily been intentional? 682 00:26:21,107 --> 00:26:23,150 ♪ ♪ 683 00:26:23,151 --> 00:26:25,653 - You know what? I don't have to do this. 684 00:26:25,654 --> 00:26:27,238 - Are you just not going to answer me? 685 00:26:27,239 --> 00:26:28,406 - I don't know what you want me to say. 686 00:26:28,407 --> 00:26:29,782 - I want you to tell me if you think he jumped. 687 00:26:29,783 --> 00:26:31,034 - Maybe! 688 00:26:31,035 --> 00:26:37,915 ♪ ♪ 689 00:26:37,916 --> 00:26:39,542 I don't know. I wasn't there. 690 00:26:39,543 --> 00:26:42,169 ♪ ♪ 691 00:26:42,170 --> 00:26:43,546 But maybe. 692 00:26:43,547 --> 00:26:49,802 ♪ ♪ 693 00:26:49,803 --> 00:26:52,805 [laughs] Okay. 694 00:26:52,806 --> 00:26:55,558 I'm leaving. 695 00:26:55,559 --> 00:26:57,101 Happy birthday. 696 00:26:57,102 --> 00:27:04,109 ♪ ♪ 697 00:27:14,744 --> 00:27:16,787 - Amy, what is it? 698 00:27:16,788 --> 00:27:18,497 - I just made out with The Schwab. 699 00:27:18,498 --> 00:27:20,666 [laughs] - What? 700 00:27:20,667 --> 00:27:22,168 No, what? - I did. 701 00:27:22,169 --> 00:27:24,044 [laughter] 702 00:27:24,045 --> 00:27:25,838 - What's going on? 703 00:27:25,839 --> 00:27:27,965 - Nothing. 704 00:27:27,966 --> 00:27:29,134 - She made out with The Schwab. 705 00:27:29,134 --> 00:27:30,177 - No, shush! 706 00:27:30,178 --> 00:27:32,303 - I'm sorry! It was just too good. 707 00:27:32,304 --> 00:27:35,348 [laughter] 708 00:27:36,933 --> 00:27:38,684 - And I just feel like 709 00:27:38,685 --> 00:27:39,686 when I was drinking, 710 00:27:39,686 --> 00:27:40,854 I never had to worry 711 00:27:40,855 --> 00:27:42,271 about falling short, 712 00:27:42,272 --> 00:27:43,565 because it was easy to think 713 00:27:43,566 --> 00:27:46,192 that it was just the alcohol making me fail. 714 00:27:46,193 --> 00:27:48,027 It was easy to think that if I got sober, 715 00:27:48,028 --> 00:27:50,821 I would... do amazing. 716 00:27:50,822 --> 00:27:54,033 I just feel like I'm failing at everything right now. 717 00:27:54,034 --> 00:27:55,243 Like this thing happened at work. 718 00:27:55,244 --> 00:27:57,453 I had a project I worked my ass off on 719 00:27:57,454 --> 00:27:59,830 but my boss hates it. 720 00:27:59,831 --> 00:28:00,832 [sighs] I don't know. 721 00:28:00,833 --> 00:28:03,627 It just has not been a great week. 722 00:28:16,097 --> 00:28:18,517 [dish shatters] 723 00:28:54,678 --> 00:28:57,681 [intermittent shattering sounds] 724 00:29:00,684 --> 00:29:04,311 - I'm supposed to make a moral inventory. 725 00:29:04,312 --> 00:29:05,313 Every lie, every mistake, every insecurity. 726 00:29:05,314 --> 00:29:09,024 - That sounds like literal hell. 727 00:29:09,025 --> 00:29:12,403 - Which is why I'm watching "Real Housewives" instead. 728 00:29:12,404 --> 00:29:12,405 - Every sober day is a miracle. 729 00:29:12,405 --> 00:29:17,450 - Are you a friend of Bill's? 730 00:29:17,451 --> 00:29:18,743 - Friend of Jason. 731 00:29:18,744 --> 00:29:20,703 - Matt never wanted to talk about his childhood. 732 00:29:20,704 --> 00:29:23,205 - People who want to talk about their childhoods are weird. 733 00:29:23,206 --> 00:29:24,874 - Whatever. I'll just ask your mom. 734 00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:26,375 - Don't... don't ask my mom about that. 735 00:29:26,376 --> 00:29:27,836 Leave my mother out of it. 736 00:29:30,839 --> 00:29:32,716 - Hi. - Hi.