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This is KQMU.

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I'm Wayne the Brain,
and you are the ninth caller.

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-Who am I speaking to?
-Oh, my God. What?

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-Oh, my God. Yep.
-What? I'm the ninth caller?

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Yeah. That's what I said, lady.

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Are you serious?
Oh, my God, no way! Oh, my God! Really?

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Oh, my God, really.

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Yeah girl, congratulations.

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Hi, I was the ninth caller.
I won a car for the contest.

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Great. All of our ninth callers
are over there getting ready to start.

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Oh, no, no. I-- Sorry, I wasn't clear.

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I was the ninth caller. I won a car.

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No, not yet, you didn't.

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Now, keep those lips puckered up
and on that car

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because we are streaming live
at Moss Motors' Kiss-a-Car contest!

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Let's make some noise!

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Now, it's your boy, Wayne the Brain,
live on KQMU Austin.

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Now, look, the contest rules are simple.

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Whoever kisses the car the longest
wins the car.

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Now, do not take your mouth off the car
for any reason.

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And no cheating, y'all, 'cause I got
expert judges right over there,

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and they are watching you like a hawk.
Look at her. She ain't playing.

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You will get a ten-minute break,
mandated by law, every hour.

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That shit's in the Geneva convention.

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At the end of that break,

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you're gonna hear that song "Kiss Me"
by Sixpence None the Richer.

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Y'all remember that song?

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Now, by the end of that song,

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if your lips are not back on that car,
then you are…

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outta here.

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It's the end of the road for you.

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Enough about the rules.

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Let's have some fun here
at Moss Motors, Austin!

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Okay, guys. Let's get it popping.

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All right. We're 30 minutes in, y'all.

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People looking uncomfortable.

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Already.
I don't know why you're uncomfortable.

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You didn't even have to buy
this car dinner or nothing.

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You just get to kiss it for free.

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You give up? You done? You done, buddy?

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No one's quitting yet.

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We are ten strong.
Ten strong, still kissing this car.

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And that is one hour!

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Take a break. Stretch it out.

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All right. I'm tired
just looking at y'all.

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I didn't even do nothing.

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You had to do what?

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I thought you won.
You were the ninth caller.

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Yeah, no, everybody was the ninth caller.
I-- Oh, God, I'm so stupid.

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Hey, you're not stupid.

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Wait, so how long
do you have to kiss it for?

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I have no idea.

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I can't believe everybody stayed on
so long.

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That was the longest hour of my life.

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Oh, shit. Sorry, one sec.

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Thaththi's calling.

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Your dad? Why would he
be calling? You guys never talk.

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I do-- Do I pick up?

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I guess?

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Okay. You know what? I'll pick up,

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and tell him that I'm doing something
right for the first time.

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-Except, I'm not.
-Okay.

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Okay. I'll call back.

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-Gotta go. Okay, bye.
-Okay. Yeah, good luck.

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Thaththi, hello?

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Hello-- Thaththi?

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Sachini, you called me?

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No, Thaththi, you called me.

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I did not. I don't call you.

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It's so bloody loud. Where are you?

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I'm at a kiss-a-car contest.

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You have time for such nonsense.

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Oh, God.

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-Hi.
-So how'd that go?

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It was a butt-dial.

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That makes more sense.

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So, what's your plan?

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It's okay to be the first person
eliminated, right?

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I bet you can make it to second.

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Do you have your Xanax with you?

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Yeah.

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And I have nowhere else
to go today anyway.

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Okay, I love you. Gotta go. Bye.

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Dave been blocking the tongue
right around here.

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We've got the defense
with the manspreading.

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All right. We got a lady right here.
She about to be out.

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Judges, get an eye on her.

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Keep an eye on the clock up there, deejay.

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Where are we? Song's almost over, g--

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She good? She's good.

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She's on. She made it.

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Best crab curry in Sri Lanka.
I could smell the food from the road.

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Hashan, try this and see how it tastes.

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-It gets better every time.
-Is it good?

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It's a miracle.

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Sweet Sachini.

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I'm so hungry, darling. You can finish
your studies after dinner, no?

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Look, you're getting all worked up.

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Daughter, did you know…

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Thaththi used to vomit
before his university exams.

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Twice. Twice I vomited.

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Molecular chem and organic chem.
But then I came up with a solution.

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What did you do?

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All right. Stand up.

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Quickly.

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You want to make yourself
as tense as possible.

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Okay? Like this.

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When you are anxious. Come on. Make--

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Make your body feel the sensation
you're feeling inside.

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Now let it all go.

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All right. That's a break.

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You have now been kissing that car

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for two hours, which is longer than
any relationship I ever had.

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You know what I mean?

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All right. What we're gonna do right now
is go talk to some of these people.

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See how they're getting through.
How they're holding up.

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Hey there, darling. You are live on KQMU.
How's your car-kissing going today?

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My ex was supposed
to be here watching our son, but…

119
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Uh-oh, awkward.

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And how about you, buddy? It's pretty cool
your mom's trying to win you a car, huh?

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-I'm bored.
-Bored already.

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Well, wait till hour 40.
You know what I'm saying?

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Okay. He's precious.
Hell, bless his heart.

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-All right. And how about you?
-Hey.

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-How's it going?
-Wayne, I'm excited…

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Actually, hold that thought.

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Excuse me. Oh, my gosh. Come here.

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It is the girl who came in here thinking
she already won the car.

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I gotta ask you. Is it hard kissing a car
with all that egg on your face?

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I'm just playing.

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It's Wayne the Brain here, with my girl--
What's your name?

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-Sachini.
-Sachini. I like that. That's fun.

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That is a fun name.
That's so fun. "Sachini."

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It sounds like, "I'd like a--
one glass of Sachini, please."

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You know what I'm saying?
Where are you from?

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Austin.

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Austin, okay.
But where are you really from?

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-Just outside of Austin.
-Okay.

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What do you think your chances
of winning this car are today?

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I don't think I'll win.
I just wanna be in the middle.

141
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She just wants to be in the middle.

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Well, I don't think you're gonna have any
trouble achieving any of your life goals

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with that attitude, all right.

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Give it up for Chardonnay, everybody.
All right. She's fun.

145
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"I'll take one more bottle of Sachini,
please."

146
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That guy makes this thing
so much more embarrassing.

147
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…is my favorite deejay.

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Must be hard having your son here, huh?

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It's the worst.

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I just stuck him in the corner
with his iPad,

151
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and I said, "It's not gonna be
much longer now, sweetie."

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Wait, is this really gonna go on
for 40 hours?

153
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I don't know.

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I just hope it's over by tomorrow
afternoon 'cause I have a shift.

155
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Well, I guess, for the first time,
it's good to be the loser without a job.

156
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How about you, big man?
You wanna win this thing,

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-or do you just wanna "be in the middle"?
-Wayne, you know Subway wants to win it.

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By the way, I'm gonna need your help.

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Hey, y'all!

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Yeah, my name's Jerry,

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-but people just call me Subway.
-Subway!

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As most of y'all know,
I won the Toyota Camry in '09

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and was a runner-up to a Chevy
two years ago

164
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in a rigged, bullshit,
piece-of-shit contest.

165
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Might I suggest that
we all take turns rotating our stances

166
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so that we don't cramp up?

167
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Okay. Some five-dollar
pro tips from Subway, guys.

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One of us losers is gonna win this thing.
Why not you?

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Oh, shit.

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Everybody get on the car! Kiss that car!

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Lips on car. Lips on car.

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None of y'all are gonna
give up yet, right? That's right. Uh-uh.

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Willing to do what it takes
to get what they want.

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Kind of like my ex-wife,
you know what I mean? Yeah.

175
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How are my socials doing, deejay?

176
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Let's check out some messages.

177
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,793
Oh, yeah. You guys have got some fans.

178
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Stargirl44 says--
Nope, can't read that one.

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I just wanna go home!

180
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Okay, Petey, I know how much this sucks.
Believe me, I do.

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But I am doing this
for your own good, okay?

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I need this car for you.
This is for you, my baba.

183
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I don't want to go.

184
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What rubbish
are you talking, "don't want to go"?

185
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Sachini, I've sold our house.

186
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I'm leaving my job that I love.
I'm leaving my family and my friends.

187
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And do you know why I'm doing all this?

188
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I'm doing it for you.

189
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You are going to do so well in Texas.

190
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You-- You'll mop the floor
with American students.

191
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Your being a success is everything to me.

192
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What's that? We got a sneezer.

193
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Uh-oh, buddy. Oh, yeah.

194
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End of the line for you, Dave.
Sorry, buddy.

195
00:13:00,657 --> 00:13:02,409
Oh, my God. Another Dave.

196
00:13:03,785 --> 00:13:05,495
Were you guys switching off shifts?

197
00:13:06,079 --> 00:13:07,789
You guys trying to Parent Trap us?

198
00:13:07,872 --> 00:13:09,708
Don't matter. You're both outta here.

199
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Nine people are left.

200
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This is American engineering.

201
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So, you'll notice this one here.

202
00:13:17,299 --> 00:13:20,343
It looks almost
like a molecular structure.

203
00:13:22,470 --> 00:13:25,640
And that one over there,
that is on… diagonals.

204
00:13:25,724 --> 00:13:28,435
See, that one is called a plate girder.

205
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Hashan?

206
00:13:49,956 --> 00:13:52,167
Hashan, how was the interview?

207
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How did it go?

208
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Apparently being
a chemical engineer doesn't qualify me

209
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to get a job at Crazy Jerry's Electronics.

210
00:14:03,470 --> 00:14:05,764
Good things will happen to us soon.

211
00:14:05,847 --> 00:14:07,307
We have to be patient.

212
00:14:08,225 --> 00:14:12,729
Hashan, look, I made some crab curry.
Your favorite.

213
00:14:12,812 --> 00:14:14,022
This is madness.

214
00:14:16,191 --> 00:14:18,401
You know we can't afford bloody crab.

215
00:14:21,238 --> 00:14:22,822
What happened with your geometry quiz?

216
00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:26,409
I got a B-minus.

217
00:14:27,869 --> 00:14:28,870
B-minus?

218
00:14:28,954 --> 00:14:33,124
The way they teach math
is confusing. It's hard.

219
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Then work harder!

220
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-You got your alligator? I love you.
-I got good news.

221
00:14:37,462 --> 00:14:39,339
-My boss just told me that none of you…
-Okay, bye.

222
00:14:39,422 --> 00:14:40,840
-…are going home empty-handed.
-I love you.

223
00:14:40,924 --> 00:14:45,762
All runners-up will be receiving
a KQMU Wayne the Brain bumper sticker.

224
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Looks good on notebooks,

225
00:14:47,514 --> 00:14:50,141
-backpacks and stuff.
-Hey, Sachini.

226
00:14:50,225 --> 00:14:52,727
-Oh, my God. Hi, babe!
-Hey. God, I was so worried.

227
00:14:52,811 --> 00:14:56,648
-You're not answering your texts.
-Yeah. My phone died, like, two hours ago.

228
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Hey. I got you this.

229
00:14:59,985 --> 00:15:02,904
-It's a little good luck charm. Yeah.
-It's so cute.

230
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Babe, look at you! You're still here!

231
00:15:05,782 --> 00:15:07,826
I don't know why I'm doing this to myself.

232
00:15:07,909 --> 00:15:09,452
I hate that there's a crowd,

233
00:15:09,536 --> 00:15:12,038
and they keep looking at me
like I'm some kind of zoo animal.

234
00:15:12,122 --> 00:15:13,498
They're probably making bets on me.

235
00:15:13,582 --> 00:15:16,376
They're probably making fun of me
because I'm an idiot who wore flip-flops.

236
00:15:16,459 --> 00:15:17,460
Hey.

237
00:15:18,253 --> 00:15:20,630
Look, you don't have to do this.

238
00:15:21,631 --> 00:15:23,091
We could go home right now.

239
00:15:23,675 --> 00:15:24,676
I--

240
00:15:26,052 --> 00:15:29,973
But, no, I don't wanna go home.
I don't-- I can't quit everything.

241
00:15:30,682 --> 00:15:31,683
So, then…

242
00:15:32,684 --> 00:15:33,852
Maybe you wanna stay?

243
00:15:37,856 --> 00:15:38,899
Okay.

244
00:15:38,982 --> 00:15:40,358
So, I will go home.

245
00:15:40,942 --> 00:15:43,820
I will make you some food.
I'll get you a pillow.

246
00:15:44,154 --> 00:15:45,196
Maybe Gatorade.

247
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:48,700
-What sneakers do you want?
-My Nikes.

248
00:15:48,783 --> 00:15:52,913
-Yeah? Hey, I love you.
-Yeah. I love you.

249
00:15:52,996 --> 00:15:54,497
-We're doing this.
-We're doing this.

250
00:15:54,581 --> 00:15:56,374
I'm gonna get you a car, okay?

251
00:16:00,086 --> 00:16:04,132
-That's a clever song they're playing.
-Yeah. I used to think that too.

252
00:16:07,719 --> 00:16:09,304
The test is in two parts.

253
00:16:09,387 --> 00:16:12,891
First part is multiple-choice,
followed by a mock lab report.

254
00:16:12,974 --> 00:16:14,643
Show your work, okay?

255
00:16:15,101 --> 00:16:17,854
And that is important.
These are the same kind of tests

256
00:16:17,938 --> 00:16:19,814
you're gonna be seeing in college
next year.

257
00:16:19,898 --> 00:16:20,899
Sachini,

258
00:16:21,483 --> 00:16:23,318
I'm still not used
to seeing your dad here.

259
00:16:23,401 --> 00:16:25,320
Yeah. It's so screwed up.

260
00:16:25,946 --> 00:16:29,199
He has a dual PhD in biochemistry
and computer science.

261
00:16:29,783 --> 00:16:31,451
No, I mean, it's totally cool.

262
00:16:31,534 --> 00:16:34,246
My aunt was the nurse
at the middle school.

263
00:16:35,872 --> 00:16:38,833
Also, it's totally possible
he took this job just to spy on me.

264
00:17:07,529 --> 00:17:10,364
I do not know how you guys are doing this.

265
00:17:10,448 --> 00:17:14,077
Honestly, y'all look miserable, man.

266
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,160
Like my daddy always said,

267
00:17:15,245 --> 00:17:16,912
"There is no shame in quitting."

268
00:17:16,997 --> 00:17:18,415
Do what you gotta do.

269
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:21,418
I can't. I can't with my back.

270
00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:22,919
Oh, no!

271
00:17:23,003 --> 00:17:24,504
Okay.

272
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:27,632
That is a shame man,
because you only had to last, what?

273
00:17:27,716 --> 00:17:30,677
Three, two, one. Break.

274
00:17:52,991 --> 00:17:54,034
Are you okay?

275
00:17:54,784 --> 00:17:57,704
-I thought you had your ochem midterm?
-I had to leave.

276
00:17:58,496 --> 00:17:59,497
You walked out?

277
00:18:00,081 --> 00:18:04,044
I d-- I just… I just need a minute.

278
00:18:04,127 --> 00:18:06,922
You should talk to your professor.
You can't just walk out during a test.

279
00:18:25,357 --> 00:18:28,443
-People are waiting out here.
-Come on.

280
00:18:31,988 --> 00:18:33,657
She's running down the clock.

281
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:35,033
She's doing us dirty.

282
00:18:35,116 --> 00:18:37,535
-She's doing us dirty.
-Settle down, big dog, okay?

283
00:18:37,619 --> 00:18:39,913
I'm so sorry. I lost track of time.

284
00:18:39,996 --> 00:18:41,289
Are you all right, honey?

285
00:18:42,165 --> 00:18:43,458
Wh--

286
00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:51,716
No.

287
00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:55,345
Hey, she pushed me!

288
00:18:55,428 --> 00:18:57,013
-I did not!
-You pushed me.

289
00:18:57,097 --> 00:18:58,557
-Yeah, you did.
-You just fell!

290
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,351
-You were leaning up on me--
-No, I did-- Hey!

291
00:19:01,434 --> 00:19:02,769
-Don't hit me here.
-That's enough.

292
00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:04,479
-If I hit you, there'd be a problem.
-You're both outta here.

293
00:19:04,563 --> 00:19:05,981
-I worked so hard!
-I'm not going.

294
00:19:06,064 --> 00:19:07,148
-Come on.
-Go to h--

295
00:19:07,232 --> 00:19:08,275
-I'm a loyal custom--
-Come on.

296
00:19:08,358 --> 00:19:09,359
Can I get my neck pillow?

297
00:19:09,442 --> 00:19:12,862
-I'm not gonna do anything, all right?
-I kicked them out.

298
00:19:12,946 --> 00:19:14,614
No, I worked hard.

299
00:19:20,328 --> 00:19:25,375
…boarded the Queen Mary.
I think it's docked now

300
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:28,086
in a place in California, Long Beach.

301
00:19:29,087 --> 00:19:33,800
Actually, him and his seven children
boarded the Queen Mary and came…

302
00:19:35,302 --> 00:19:37,679
Geez, Sach. What's wrong with you?

303
00:19:37,762 --> 00:19:40,807
My parents are here.
They think I'm in college in Houston.

304
00:19:40,891 --> 00:19:43,476
-They don't know you dropped out?
-No, not yet.

305
00:19:47,647 --> 00:19:50,233
I have your table ready,
if you'll follow me.

306
00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:13,882
I quit school.

307
00:20:17,969 --> 00:20:19,638
It was all for this?

308
00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:26,019
-I'm sorry.
-You're sorry? You're sorry?

309
00:20:33,568 --> 00:20:35,487
-Come on.
-What's happening?

310
00:20:36,821 --> 00:20:38,490
That's a ten-minute break, y'all.

311
00:20:39,449 --> 00:20:42,202
Ten minutes. Two more down.

312
00:20:49,626 --> 00:20:53,296
That bread looks like I would imagine
a bed would feel right now.

313
00:20:56,341 --> 00:20:57,509
I'll just take

314
00:20:57,592 --> 00:21:00,262
-a little off the top. That's fine.
-Oh, no. Please take-- Okay.

315
00:21:02,430 --> 00:21:04,599
So, you do a lot of these things?

316
00:21:05,183 --> 00:21:09,354
Yeah. I do call-ins, raffles, radio.

317
00:21:09,437 --> 00:21:11,523
Call-ins. That's a different psychology.

318
00:21:12,148 --> 00:21:13,525
Different personalities.

319
00:21:13,608 --> 00:21:16,319
You know, you either got call-in people
or endurance people.

320
00:21:16,403 --> 00:21:18,655
Me? I'm an endurance guy.

321
00:21:18,738 --> 00:21:22,367
You know, kiss-a-car, danceathon,
stand on one leg.

322
00:21:22,867 --> 00:21:25,912
I even had to drink a bunch of water and
hold in my pee one time.

323
00:21:26,246 --> 00:21:28,415
So what are call-in people?

324
00:21:28,498 --> 00:21:31,459
Well, you want a shortcut, but you
don't want to put yourself out there.

325
00:21:32,377 --> 00:21:35,547
Yeah, you want
that little hit of affirmation if you win,

326
00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:38,675
but if you lose, well,
it's just dumb luck. It's not your fault.

327
00:21:40,260 --> 00:21:43,763
Call-in people are
usually pretty low self-esteem.

328
00:21:47,559 --> 00:21:51,313
We are in hour--
I don't know. It's late. It's very late.

329
00:22:18,215 --> 00:22:20,091
Uh-oh, we got a dozer. We got a dozer.

330
00:22:22,427 --> 00:22:24,304
A hero has fallen.

331
00:22:24,387 --> 00:22:27,432
I just lost 20 bucks. Subway, man.

332
00:22:27,515 --> 00:22:30,810
You slid off that thing
like a bug on a windshield, brother.

333
00:22:30,894 --> 00:22:32,854
All right, you keep that chin up,
my friend.

334
00:22:33,230 --> 00:22:37,317
I tell you what, it has been
a pleasure to watch you work, man.

335
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,402
But I'm sorry. It's the end of the line.

336
00:22:40,570 --> 00:22:45,283
So, we are down to cuatro desperados.

337
00:22:46,117 --> 00:22:48,161
Final four, y'all. Game time hoof.

338
00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:52,707
Give you-- You need a minute, brother?

339
00:22:52,791 --> 00:22:56,044
You good? Yes.

340
00:23:08,807 --> 00:23:09,808
Hey.

341
00:23:12,394 --> 00:23:13,562
Sachini.

342
00:23:15,188 --> 00:23:16,648
-Did I miss the hour?
-No, no.

343
00:23:16,731 --> 00:23:19,234
-You still got a few minutes.
-God, I can hear the song.

344
00:23:19,317 --> 00:23:20,318
Hey, look.

345
00:23:23,113 --> 00:23:24,197
It's to remind you of greatness.

346
00:23:24,281 --> 00:23:25,574
You're so cute.

347
00:23:25,657 --> 00:23:28,368
-To inspire you.
-Show me all of it.

348
00:23:28,868 --> 00:23:31,913
And look, on a more practical level…

349
00:23:32,497 --> 00:23:35,458
-how about some brunch?
-No, it's too early.

350
00:23:35,542 --> 00:23:36,751
I can't eat.

351
00:23:42,257 --> 00:23:44,593
Been hallucinating Thaththi
right over there.

352
00:23:49,598 --> 00:23:52,601
Okay, hey, why don't we go home?

353
00:23:52,684 --> 00:23:57,355
Yeah. Yeah, let's go home.
I can't do this anymore.

354
00:23:57,439 --> 00:23:58,940
Okay. Hey.

355
00:23:59,733 --> 00:24:02,652
-You did so great.
-Thank you.

356
00:24:02,736 --> 00:24:06,948
And you know what? As a treat,
I am gonna get us a Lyft.

357
00:24:07,032 --> 00:24:08,408
Oh, my gosh.

358
00:24:08,992 --> 00:24:10,410
A whole car.

359
00:24:11,202 --> 00:24:12,203
Wow.

360
00:24:20,921 --> 00:24:23,965
You know, Sheneri
didn't give Uncle Lasanth a heart attack

361
00:24:24,049 --> 00:24:25,425
by dating a white boy.

362
00:24:30,639 --> 00:24:32,307
Uncle Lasanth had a heart attack

363
00:24:32,390 --> 00:24:34,768
because he smokes filterless cigarettes

364
00:24:34,851 --> 00:24:37,687
he eats fried chicken and rotis
full of trans fats

365
00:24:37,771 --> 00:24:39,856
and batu moju every day.

366
00:24:41,024 --> 00:24:43,818
People over 60 have heart attacks,
not because their children misbehave,

367
00:24:43,902 --> 00:24:45,528
but because that's how genes work.

368
00:24:46,279 --> 00:24:47,656
-Oh, yeah?
-It's a pity.

369
00:24:51,076 --> 00:24:52,327
I'm gonna stay.

370
00:24:55,538 --> 00:24:56,623
Yeah, I'm gonna stay.

371
00:25:01,336 --> 00:25:02,712
Well, it's official, y'all.

372
00:25:02,796 --> 00:25:06,216
We have been doing this for 31 hours.

373
00:25:06,925 --> 00:25:08,677
That is a very long time.

374
00:25:09,302 --> 00:25:13,181
There's nobody buying cars,
so Mr. Moss cannot be happy about that.

375
00:25:17,978 --> 00:25:20,772
Well, that's a break.
You guys got a break. So…

376
00:25:25,652 --> 00:25:26,653
Thank you.

377
00:25:36,621 --> 00:25:37,622
We love you…

378
00:25:38,498 --> 00:25:41,293
Thaththi and I
are hosting a viewing party.

379
00:25:42,127 --> 00:25:43,670
He even went to Best Buy

380
00:25:43,753 --> 00:25:46,590
and bought HDMI cable
to connect his computer

381
00:25:46,673 --> 00:25:49,259
to the television to watch the livestream.

382
00:25:50,218 --> 00:25:53,847
You must tell me what "bearded barley"
means in that "Kiss Me" song.

383
00:26:27,797 --> 00:26:28,965
You okay?

384
00:26:29,049 --> 00:26:30,050
Yeah--

385
00:26:32,302 --> 00:26:35,639
Just my dad created
his first profile to follow me.

386
00:26:37,057 --> 00:26:38,725
Look at his cute lab coat.

387
00:26:38,808 --> 00:26:41,353
So cute. Is he a doctor?

388
00:26:42,020 --> 00:26:44,564
He's a-- He was a chemical engineer.

389
00:26:44,648 --> 00:26:47,817
He would talk about covalent bonds
for days.

390
00:26:49,819 --> 00:26:51,488
He gave up the thing he loves the most

391
00:26:51,571 --> 00:26:54,699
so his daughter could be unemployed
and make out with cars.

392
00:26:56,159 --> 00:26:57,160
It's what we do.

393
00:27:19,766 --> 00:27:21,226
That's a ten-minute break.

394
00:27:57,137 --> 00:28:01,766
Kiss me
Out of the bearded barley

395
00:28:01,850 --> 00:28:06,771
Nightly
Beside the green, green grass

396
00:28:06,855 --> 00:28:10,901
Swing, swing
Swing the spinning step

397
00:28:10,984 --> 00:28:15,405
You wear those shoes
And I will wear that dress, oh

398
00:28:22,913 --> 00:28:27,709
Out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand

399
00:28:29,961 --> 00:28:31,963
The fireflies dance
Silver moon's

400
00:28:51,107 --> 00:28:56,321
Twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor

401
00:28:59,074 --> 00:29:02,202
Strike up the band
And make the fireflies dance

402
00:29:02,285 --> 00:29:03,912
Silver moon's sparkling

403
00:29:13,004 --> 00:29:14,256
Hey.

404
00:29:15,173 --> 00:29:16,174
Hey.

405
00:29:17,592 --> 00:29:18,885
Go, go, go.

406
00:29:21,304 --> 00:29:24,099
Kiss it or lose it.
Let's take it serious now.

407
00:29:38,029 --> 00:29:39,698
Hey, hey!

408
00:29:40,865 --> 00:29:42,117
Heather.

409
00:29:50,667 --> 00:29:51,668
She gone.

410
00:29:52,168 --> 00:29:53,169
So sorry.

411
00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:55,714
We are down to three.

412
00:30:08,518 --> 00:30:09,728
I hope you win.

413
00:31:30,267 --> 00:31:31,851
That's a break.

414
00:31:31,935 --> 00:31:33,645
Here you go, boss man. It's all you.

415
00:31:34,312 --> 00:31:35,355
Hello. Hi--

416
00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:40,235
If I could have your attention, please.

417
00:31:41,695 --> 00:31:44,906
First of all, thank you
for coming to Moss Motors of Austin.

418
00:31:45,615 --> 00:31:47,075
I'm Ted Moss.

419
00:31:47,158 --> 00:31:48,159
Thank you.

420
00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:50,453
And I've got a big announcement.

421
00:31:50,537 --> 00:31:52,998
W-- This contest must end.

422
00:31:53,081 --> 00:31:54,624
What are you talking about?

423
00:31:54,708 --> 00:31:57,335
Well, we just did not know
it was gonna go on this long.

424
00:31:57,419 --> 00:31:59,546
Yeah, but here's the thing, guys.

425
00:32:00,338 --> 00:32:03,925
Mr. Moss
and all the party animals over at KQMU,

426
00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:05,427
we put our heads together,

427
00:32:05,510 --> 00:32:07,888
and what we're gonna do is,
we're gonna put all your names in a hat,

428
00:32:07,971 --> 00:32:09,055
Oh, my God.

429
00:32:09,139 --> 00:32:10,724
and we're gonna pick a winner
the old-fashioned way.

430
00:32:10,807 --> 00:32:11,641
-Pure luck.
-Yep.

431
00:32:13,268 --> 00:32:16,438
-What a pile of horseshit.
-Come on, man.

432
00:32:32,203 --> 00:32:33,204
Craig Knauer.

433
00:32:34,289 --> 00:32:35,749
I can't--

434
00:32:36,207 --> 00:32:40,670
No, I'm so sorry.
You are not the winner of the new car.

435
00:32:41,421 --> 00:32:43,381
But you get these tickets to Bruno Mars.

436
00:32:45,842 --> 00:32:48,678
Yeah. Sorry, man. We--
You know, we should have told you that.

437
00:32:48,762 --> 00:32:52,057
We're tr-- kind of building
the suspense here. But that means…

438
00:32:52,766 --> 00:32:59,189
Lorraine Dillon, you my friend, are gonna
be driving home that grill, right there.

439
00:32:59,272 --> 00:33:01,691
You don't even gotta kiss it or nothing.
You just win it.

440
00:33:01,775 --> 00:33:03,235
Oh, my God.

441
00:33:03,318 --> 00:33:06,738
That means Sachini,
you just won yourself a car.

442
00:33:06,821 --> 00:33:09,074
You win! You did it.

443
00:33:10,242 --> 00:33:12,661
It's over. We can go home.

444
00:33:13,662 --> 00:33:15,497
We're done. It's over.

445
00:33:16,248 --> 00:33:18,083
Oh, sweet Jesus.

446
00:33:25,090 --> 00:33:26,675
Come see the car.

447
00:33:27,759 --> 00:33:29,052
Wow!

448
00:33:29,135 --> 00:33:30,220
This car.

449
00:33:31,555 --> 00:33:32,973
Take Thaththi for a ride.

450
00:33:34,933 --> 00:33:36,268
You're having a party.

451
00:33:36,351 --> 00:33:39,354
They're fine. They're fine. Okay.

452
00:33:39,437 --> 00:33:42,732
Hashan, come. Hashan, please come.

453
00:33:45,652 --> 00:33:47,279
Mom, get into the car.

454
00:33:47,362 --> 00:33:49,322
No, take your dad.

455
00:33:50,073 --> 00:33:51,116
Take your dad.

456
00:33:51,199 --> 00:33:53,451
After that, I get to drive this, right?

457
00:33:54,452 --> 00:33:55,453
Course you can.

458
00:34:19,184 --> 00:34:20,186
You remember?

459
00:34:24,231 --> 00:34:25,483
Should we get you home?

460
00:34:28,653 --> 00:34:30,195
Maybe a little longer.