(KIERAN KISSES)
KIERAN: Good night.
(SWITCH CLICKS)
GEMMA: Sorry.
You carry on, I'm just gonna go watch TV or something.
- -RAY: Don't be stupid. -KIERAN: What are - you talking about?
Just because I feel weird shouldn't stop you...
-(GEMMA SIGHS) -RAY: Gem, no.
- -We're not going to have sex without you, Gemma. - -RAY: Shh.
Danny's asleep.
- Yeah, but just with your night shifts and my hours, - ours,
Ray flying around the world,
I mean, we should just have sex when we can.
That's unhelpful pressure.
- Well, it's pressure on me if you can't have sex - without me there.
KIERAN: We can.
We do.
GEMMA: Good.
Is that okay?
Yeah. You don't need my permission.
When? Don't worry.
RAY: Do you want us to tell you
-every time we... -GEMMA: No. No.
I don't know.
You guys do. Right?
Without me.
-Yes. -GEMMA: Yeah.
All the time.
Okay.
It's okay to feel jealous or insecure.
- GEMMA: I don't. I didn't. - RAY: We all do sometimes.
I feel jealous.
Me too.
You do?
-All the time. -Of course.
(SIGHS) But it's horrible.
RAY: Who do you feel more jealous of?
Kieran or me?
-GEMMA: Not funny. -(RAY CHUCKLES)
-KIERAN: It's me, isn't it? -GEMMA: Yes.
KIERAN: Mm. (CHUCKLES)
RAY: 1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8.
1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8.
1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8. Great.
Almost there.
1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8.
1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8.
Yes.
Very good. Again.
5, 6, 7, 8.
1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8.
Brilliant.
RAY: Okay. Err...
The next one now. 1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
and up.
Good.
-(STUDENTS CHUCKLE) -Really good.
(RECORDED VOICE SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
(BOTH REPEATING IN FRENCH)
(RECORDED VOICE SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
(BOTH REPEATING IN FRENCH)
(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
-KIERAN: Voila. -MELANIE: Voila.
-(RADIO BEEPS) -WOMAN (OVER RADIO):
7-8-25 code 6
1-0-5 Northumberland Avenue West 2.
(RADIO BEEPS)
(ENGINE STARTS)
(WOMAN 2 OVER RADIO ANNOUNCING INDISTINCTLY)
(SIREN BLARING)
- RAY: I am really proud of you. - WOMAN: Thank you.
-(ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) -MAN: Bye-bye.
Hate to say this but your new team
isn't a patch on your old one.
- They're nervous. They have a performance - on Friday.
They have matching costumes and hats and...
I didn't think you would ever see me again.
I wanted to call you a thousand times.
What I did,
what I said to you.
I'm so sorry.
And I was a shitty friend.
You needed me and I ignored you.
I, I took you for granted.
I know I really hurt you
and if there's something I can do to make it up...
(RAY GASPS)
(RAY COUGHING)
I wasn't planning on doing that.
Obviously, I'm still pretty angry.
No, it's...
totally understandable.
Here...
-(MOIRA YELPS) -(RAY LAUGHS)
(MOIRA GASPS)
- You crazy bitch! I don't have - any other spare clothes!
(CHUCKLES) Neither do I.
MOIRA: This doesn't mean I forgive you.
(RAY CHUCKLES)
(PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
(BLOW DRYER RUNNING)
What about the future?
I wanted to be your maid of honour one day.
See you in a white dress.
Watch our kids grow up together.
It makes me sad to think we won't get to do that.
We might have kids.
We haven't talked about it yet but...
What, be like an au pair they don't pay?
No.
Gemma can't have children, so...
Oh.
Huh. So,
you'd have them with her husband?
That's not at all the exact plot
of The Handmaids Tale.
(LAUGHS)
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
(RAY CONTINUES LAUGHING)
We're buying Gemma's Cafe.
Together.
Using my inheritance for the deposit.
- -And it was my idea before you start... - -Wow. That's...
Commitment.
Yes, it is.
-RAY: What? -Nothing.
I got you a present.
I was gonna send it on your birthday but
I wasn't ready to stop hating you.
(UNWRAPS GIFT)
It took ages to track down.
It's a Croatian advert.
For mouthwash.
(RAY LAUGHS)
I know it was kind of a traumatic day for you but...
RAY: This is err...
a really weird gift, Moi.
Thank you.
I don't know how to be.
I want to be your champion.
I want to be the one cheering you on.
But if this all goes horribly, painfully wrong...
- -for reasons that are unpredictable. - -It's not going to.
- -And I didn't say anything that... - -Moi.
I know it seems crazy from the outside,
it seems crazy from the inside. But,
I really do think that
- I'm the luckiest person alive. - And that's wonderful.
But promise me something...
If things change,
if you ever get a sign that says bail, just bail.
What you're doing is really brave.
But it's just as brave to walk away.
RAY: Hmm.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
(INDISTINCT DIALOGUE)
- Sorry, guys. I think you're a bit late - to save this one.
(BAG THUDS ON GROUND)
MELANIE: Yeah.
- Can you tell the coroner? - POLICEWOMAN: Yeah.
MELANIE: You okay?
Kieran!
(KIERAN PANTS)
MELANIE: (VOICE MUFFLED) Kieran.
You don't look okay.
Just a sec. (PANTS)
- MELANIE: Hey. Hey. Hey. You're all right. - Sit down a sec.
Just breathe with me. Okay.
(GASPS, PANTS)
MELANIE: You don't have to do anything.
This is going to pass soon.
We'll just wait.
(CAR APPROACHING)
What happened?
KIERAN: Oh.
I couldn't get back in the truck.
Have you called Gemma?
MELANIE: It's going through to voicemail.
KIERAN: I think I'm gonna have to quit. (SIGHS)
I just...
I couldn't do it.
So embarrassed.
RAY: It's okay.
Look at me.
Hey.
I know how that feels.
GEMMA: Mm.
NICK: Gem.
Nick? What's happened?
NICK: Okay. One of us should go to the hospital.
We need to get the death certificate.
- And his address book so we can start - letting people know.
Lawyers' details. His will.
GEMMA: Nick?
I know there's a lot to do but...
are you okay? Do you wanna talk?
No.
(SIGHS)
(SNIFFLES)
-RAY: Hi, Danny. -KIERAN: Hey, dude.
What's up? Thank you, Miss. Thank you so much.
- TEACHER: He's had a good day. - RAY: How was it today?
-DANNY: It was good. -KIERAN: Good. Good.
-TEACHER: Bye, Danny. -RAY: Bye.
- -Thank you, Miss. Take care. Bye-bye. - -DANNY: Bye.
KIERAN: Let's go.
GEMMA: That's me
and Roxy the cat.
And that's your Daddy
when he was little. (KISSES)
Hi, Daddy.
Who's that?
Hmm?
It's your Grandad
and that's your Grandma.
My mummy.
My mummy. Give me a kiss.
(GEMMA GASPS, CHUCKLES)
(GEMMA SINGING)
(GEMMA IMITATES CAR ENGINE)
-(BABY CHUCKLES) -GEMMA: Had fun?
(GEMMA LAUGHS)
(GEMMA IMITATES CAR ENGINE)
-GEMMA: There she is. -(CAROLINE CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLING)
(GEMMA CHUCKLES)
Hey.
(SIGHS)
(EXHALES)
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
(EXHALES SHAKILY)
(SNIFFLES)
(SOBBING)
(CAR STEREO MUSIC PLAYING)
DANNY: I need to practice my lines for the assembly.
Mum usually helps me.
I'll help you.
Don't tell Gemma.
Oh.
I'll tell her
but just...
not today.
GEMMA: Hey.
Can you help?
Yeah, of course, what needs doing?
- NICK: I don't know, it's the first time - my dad's died.
GEMMA: Sorry.
-(PAPER, OBJECTS CRASHING) -NICK: Fuck.
(SIGHS)
Top drawer. At the back.
God, for someone as anal as Dad
he had no logical system.
What am I looking for? Oh.
(CLOSES DRAWER)
(UNSCREWS BOTTLE CAP)
(GEMMA SIGHS)
Oh, God, we should clear his search history.
(SCOFFS) Don't be gross.
Wouldn't you want yours wiped?
Whoever dies first,
we'll clear each other's history.
-Deal. -(GEMMA CHUCKLES)
- It still feels like we'll get bollocked - for being in here.
He wasn't that bad.
- -You make out he was the problem but... - -I'm not saying that.
Can you imagine dealing with your teenaged self?
That's not fair.
Sorry.
I'm not dealing well with this.
Everything's hard at the moment.
Parenting. Work.
Me and Caro...
Nick, shit. I'm sorry.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Guess that's your entourage.
- KIERAN: You can just drop your stuff - in the corner, Danny.
Just there.
You can drop it. It is fine.
-(DOOR CLOSES) -(GEMMA SIGHS)
(RAY SIGHS)
-DANNY: Auntie Gemma? -GEMMA: Mm?
-DANNY: Can I watch TV? -GEMMA: Of course.
KIERAN: I'll take Danny's stuff too.
- -KIERAN: So can I just pick that up at the civic centre? - -CAROLINE: I will. Yeah.
- KIERAN: Is that right? Yeah. - CAROLINE: I'm so sorry, Nana.
(KIERAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER PHONE)
-(RAY GASPS) -(GEMMA GRUNT)
GEMMA: That needs to be thrown away.
Ugh. Hang on.
-(OBJECTS THUDDING) -GEMMA: Oh.
Ugh.
Oh. Oh, God. (SIGHS)
RAY: Are you okay?
GEMMA: I don't feel great.
Thank you
for dropping everything and driving down.
Of course.
Did Kieran get into trouble for leaving work early?
Uh... No.
It's... It's fine.
Good.
GEMMA: Oh. (SIGHS)
Everything is out of date.
Finished ham.
CAROLINE: He's asleep.
GEMMA: Here we are.
CAROLINE: Oh.
-Wow. -KIERAN: Amazing.
Do we have a spoon?
- -KIERAN: Is that enough? Some greens? - -DANNY: Yeah.
- RAY: Greens of course... - CAROLINE: This is amazing.
CAROLINE: Thank you very much.
- -Have you got some of this? -KIERAN: No, I am fine. - Thank you.
-CAROLINE: You okay? -NICK: I'm fine.
Shouldn't we... shouldn't someone say grace?
None of us do that, Nick. (CHUCKLES)
Yeah, but it's Dad's house.
RAY: What's this?
Dad used to...
When Mum died, Dad got a bit "God-y."
Started saying grace before every meal.
It was a bit more like a lecture.
CAROLINE: I didn't know about this.
Nick and I would mess about. Kick each other under the table.
(GEMMA CHUCKLES)
He'd talk about how lucky we were to have food
when so many don't. And a roof above our heads.
- Uncle K, can I have a... - KIERAN: Hold on a second,
Danny, Auntie Gemma's just saying grace.
-GEMMA: Am I? -CAROLINE: Yeah.
NICK: Just doing a shoddy job of it.
Okay. Well, then let's do it properly.
GEMMA: He'd ask us to think about the day we'd had.
What we'd learned.
How we could be better.
What we love most.
What we lost
and how we could...
How we could make sure that we don't forget.
And with all that in our heads, we'd eat.
RAY: No wonder you ended up making food for a living.
(GEMMA CHUCKLES)
I suppose in his own particular way,
he was just trying to keep mum's memory alive.
To make sure that we knew, I don't know,
that we were loved.
Without having to say the actually word itself.
I never really appreciated that.
-Auntie Gemma? -Yes, Danny?
-DANNY: I'm hungry. -GEMMA (LAUGHS): Okay.
GEMMA: Erm, Nick, do you want
to add anything to that?
- I'm sure you heard way more of his speeches - than I did.
No.
He stopped doing them when you left home.
We just ate in front of the TV.
RAY: Bon appetite.
KIERAN: Bon app... You can eat.
CAROLINE: Thanks, Gemma.
-GEMMA: You're welcome. -Mm. Thank you.
-Delicious. -RAY: Mm.
-It's good. -This tastes great, Gem.
So good.
(SLOW GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING)
KIERAN: Is there another dry cloth we can use?
GEMMA: Ah...
I am just gonna stand here. I am so tired.
KIERAN: Okay.
Will you be there for the assembly?
Your maths one?
DANNY: Shapes.
Friday after school.
I promise I'm going to try.
-Good night, Mum. -MUM: Uh...
I love you.
He's annoyed with me.
-No, he's okay. -(DOOR CLOSES)
How you doing?
Getting there.
Just wish I could be more use to you guys.
GEMMA: Look, Nick, it's Ray's deposit,
support from the council, three salaries.
- -NICK: Yeah, that all sounds... - GEMMA: We have - positive projections.
I made it a viable business,
that's why they're trying to sell it from under us!
- -NICK: But what I'm trying to say is... - -I know you're trying to help,
but we've done the work on this.
Ray's done loads of research,
we've been to a financial advisor...
CAROLINE: Look, when I started my company
I had investors to stand as guarantor.
GEMMA: I'm the guarantor.
- Okay, but that means that the collateral - is your flat.
Yes.
Right, well, no one knows what's gonna happen,
there could be another recession,
or like a bigger, fancier cafe
opens up down the road. What happens then?
And what happens when you three break up?
- Fuck you, Nick. - CAROLINE: That is not helpful.
NICK: It's a reasonable question no one seems to be asking.
GEMMA: We're not going to break up.
CAROLINE: Look, he's putting it badly
- -but... -NICK: They could - repossess your flat.
You could lose everything.
CAROLINE: It's just... It's a lot of pressure
very early on in any relationship.
- GEMMA: I can't deal with this conversation - right now.
NICK: Someone has to be a grownup, Gemma.
- Listen, I know you're in a bad place - in your relationship
- -but can you please not take that out on us? - -Fuck you.
CAROLINE: What?
What, have you said to her?
NICK: Nothing, she's just shit stirring.
I think I'm gonna quit my job.
I have to.
-Wait, what? -RAY: Kieran,
- err, now is not the best... - GEMMA: You know about this?
KIERAN: Sorry, I know it's not great timing,
but I just can't do it anymore.
(GEMMA SIGHS)
-Gem? -GEMMA: Oof, dizzy.
- Yeah, I know, I just got up - too quickly... (GASPS)
-RAY: Gemma. -KIERAN: Gemma.
-NICK: Gem? -RAY: GEMMA.
- -KIERAN: Gem? -CAROLINE: Is she... - Is she okay?
KIERAN: Hold on. Hold on, guys.
- -RAY: Should I bring some water? -KIERAN: Just back off. - Just give her some space.
- CAROLINE: Is she okay, Kieran? - RAY: Tell me... just, please,
should I call... Should I call an ambulance or something?
- -KIERAN: It's okay. It's okay. Don't worry. - -RAY: Gemma.
KIERAN: Just look at me.
-Is your vision blurry? -I'm fine.
KIERAN: Do you have any light sensitivity?
Have you taken any medication today or...
I'm tired. Yeah... It's been an intense day.
Gem. (SIGHS)
RAY: I couldn't find paracetamol that was in date
but I found these.
Yeah, no...
None of these.
Is he paramedicking you?
KIERAN (SCOFFS): I'm trying to.
He has a good bedside manner.
But I'm sure you already know that.(CHUCKLES)
RAY: How are you feeling?
-You want some sugary tea? -(GEMMA SIGHS)
Oh, stop fussing, guys. Please.
Headache?
Can we keep your uniform if you quit?
- -I just feel like we haven't explored... - -Gemma.
- -Are you going to tell me what happened? - -Yeah, I will.
- But can we just please... - RAY: He had a panic attack.
GEMMA: Kier.
Can we focus on you passing-out, please.
It's been years.
Yeah, I know.
You were right.
I should have quit when I got stabbed.
It was a sign.
You two and your signs! (SCOFFS)
Have you pooed recently?
How is that your business?
If you're constipated,
- if your blood sugar's low... - Yes, I pooed.
Great.
RAY: Did you get your period?
My period's always irregular.
-It doesn't mean anything. -So...
Kier. We've had unprotected sex
our entire relationship...
RAY: How late are you?
GEMMA: I can't be pregnant.
It's not possible.
RAY: We're just making sure.
(GEMMA SIGHS)
GEMMA: I feel sick.
Oh, shit, I left my money.
It's okay.
I can buy my girlfriend a pregnancy test.
-Stay here. -GEMMA: Mm.
(GEMMA CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
(DOOR OPENS)
(DOOR CLOSES)
GEMMA: Can you get some flowers too?
Sure. Of course.
GEMMA: Can you pull over?
RAY: You want to be sick?
(GEMMA EXHALES)
GEMMA: Okay. I will now ceremonially
piss into my dead father's kitchenware.
I think this might be a private moment.
Oh.
Okey-dokey.
(KITCHENWARE FALLS ON THE GROUND)
(URINATING IN KITCHENWARE)
Can you smell burning?
(FIRE ALARM BEEPING)
(DOOR OPENS)
KIERAN: Danny? Get away from the fire!
-DANNY: I can't get it out. -Don't!
-RAY: Is that my bag? -DANNY: I don't know.
I put it in the fire but I couldn't get it out again.
It's okay, all right, it's okay. It's okay.
- DANNY: I want to go home! - I know Danny, I know,
- I'm sorry, all right. - CAROLINE: What's going on?
KIERAN: Caro, I... I don't know...
CAROLINE: Hang on.
NICK: Colby's asleep, can you keep it down?
- -I'm sorting it, Nick, all right. - -(DANNY YELLS IN PAIN)
- NICK (YELLS): Danny! - (COLBY STARTS TO CRY)
Oh, fantastic.
Can you get your chaos out of Dad's house?
(NICK SIGHS WEARILY)
KIERAN: Sit down.
-Thanks, Carol. -RAY: Gem?
GEMMA: Um...
(SHAKEN) I'm...
KIERAN: Gem, are you okay?
Yeah, so, I'm pregnant.
KIERAN: Oh, my God. Gemma.
NICK: But how?
That... You can't.
CAROLINE: Guys, it's good...
NICK: That's amazing.
- (CHUCKLES) Oh, my God. - DANNY: What's happening?
CAROLINE: Auntie Gemma's gonna have a baby!
(CAROLINE CHUCKLES)
(LAUGHS)
KIERAN: Shall we...
-Maybe go upstairs and talk. -RAY: Yeah.
we should sit down and...
NICK: Or maybe you should just let them talk?
- Seeing as it's their baby... - CAROLINE: Nick.
-No. -I'm just stating
the obvious here.
Look, I'm sure you're a really nice person.
KIERAN: Nick, just stop talking.
- NICK: If you've been waiting for a moment to do - the honourable thing
- -and get out of their lives, it's now. - -Nick. Nick!
Don't you dare speak to me like that!
- -KIERAN: Ray. -NICK: Someone - has to be a grown up!
-DANNY: Stop fighting. -Hey, Nick,
why don't you go and check on Colby, please.
Am I wrong?
CAROLINE: Nick.
(COLBY CRIES UNCONTROLLABLY)
KIERAN: Ignore him.
CAROLINE: I'm so sorry.
That was... That was out of order.
KIERAN: Let me see. Let me see.
He just cares about you, Gem.
Yeah, I can't be here.
Can we just go? I need to go.
RAY: Yeah.
KIERAN: Let's go. Let's go.
Come on.
DANNY: I'm sorry I burned your things.
It doesn't matter.
You know this isn't your fault?
We're not leaving because of you.
KIERAN: Gem?
(ENGINE STARTS)
Okay. Oh, watch your hand.
Sorry.
(KIERAN CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Still hurts.
Yeah, I know. Let me see.
It'll feel better in morning.
You just need some sleep.
Are you going to tell Mum about what I did?
You can tell her if you want.
She's doing a really brave thing.
Yeah, I know. She's really brave.
Yeah.
And you are, too.
(KISSES) Good night.
(SWITCH CLICKS)
(DOOR CLOSES)
(DOOR OPENS)
(GEMMA SIGHS)
(GEMMA CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
I never thought this would happen.
KIERAN: I know.
It's a miracle.
(SIGHS SHARPLY)
I can't think. I'm so...
What are we supposed to do? I don't know what to feel.
KIERAN: I know it's...
I know everything must feel... (SIGHS)
But, Gem,
you're pregnant.
(CHUCKLES)
We might get to be parents.
Kier... (SIGHS)
I feel like...
like this is what I'm supposed
to do with my life.
This is what it was about, earlier,
the panic attack. It was a sign.
I'm supposed to quit my job.
Be a stay at home dad.
(SIGHS) Oh, Kier.
KIERAN: I want us to be a family.
-GEMMA: But... -Knock-knock.
So I...
I think Nick is right.
The honourable thing for me to do...
-No, he isn't -...is to go.
We don't care about the honourable thing, Ray.
Kier... Ray didn't sign-up for this.
If she wants to leave, we have to let her go.
- -RAY (EXCLAIMS): That's not what I'm saying. - -KIERAN: No, we don't.
We can't mess, mess around
when, err, when baby's...
- -is involved. -Yeah, but we're - not messing around.
- No one's messing around. - We have to be realistic.
- -No, no, we don't have to... -A baby - can't have three parents.
You had two. Gem had one. I had Nan,
Ruth, Paul, Mum.
- -GEMMA: Can you let her... - This is no one way - of doing things,
is what I'm saying.
This isn't...
it's not about me.
-It's... -Do you wanna leave us?
-I want to do the right thing. -Do you?
No.
I want to watch your belly
grow bigger,
go to the classes with you,
rub your feet,
be there at the birth,
and be...
(SIGHS)
It's not possible.
It's not.
(RAY SIGHS)
RAY: Let me do the right thing.
I...
I love you.
(DOOR CLOSES)
(GEMMA GROANS GENTLY, SIGHS)
(SIGHS SHARPLY)
DANNY: Triangles are the strongest shape
because any stress is evenly spread
through all three sides.
MOIRA: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...
DANNY: An equilateral triangle
is a triangle in which all three sides
are the same.
1, 2, 3, 4...
DANNY: But most aren't.
The sum of a triangle's internal angles
is 180 degrees.
An isosceles triangle
have two sides of equal length.
A scalene triangle has no sides of equal length
and no equal angles.
The angles inside a triangle are sometimes obtuse
and sometimes acute,
but they always add up to the same thing.
The study of triangles is called Trigonometry.