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‎NETFLIX 原创动漫剧集

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‎我看新闻了

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‎挺吃惊的 因为你没跟我提过

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‎这位新社长会给你发奖金吗？

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‎谁知道啊

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‎你得重新启动

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‎我们得买台新的

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‎同意！

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‎小毛病而已 将就一下

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‎又不是什么大问题

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‎什么 这明明就是大问题

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‎旧型号无法升级操作系统

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‎所以有安全隐患

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‎说人话！

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‎我们应该买台新的MyPad专业版

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‎同意！

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‎平板电脑说到底都是一回事

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‎什么 差别可大了！

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‎MyPad专业版拥有触控笔
‎及直观的用户界面

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‎作为一台终极移动工作站
‎定能为用户带来创意新体验！

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‎我叫你们说人话！

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‎（怒）

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‎热死了

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‎好舒服 公司空调果然不一般啊

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‎好冷啊 早知道就带件外套了

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‎办公室里夏天比冬天还冷

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‎-我们逃吧！
‎-好

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‎我的储物柜里有开衫和毯子可以借你

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‎谢谢

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‎灰田

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‎我们去偷下懒 一起来吗？

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‎我不知道

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‎来就是了

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‎总有傻瓜发些超级无聊的东西

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‎我闲着没事
‎在他的发帖历史里找到一张自拍

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‎我放大了映在他眼睛里的商店标志
‎来看他住在哪里

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‎结果把他吓了个半死

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‎很好玩吧？

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‎嗨 笛音子

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‎我有个工作上的问题

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‎我们正聊到兴头上 等会儿再问吧

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‎我现在就得问

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‎已经过了5分钟了

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‎只剩他们俩之后 就一句话都没说过

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‎他们的关系更僵了

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‎所以我才讲了个
‎俏皮的故事来放松一下

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‎那种故事也能让人放松？

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‎我还有事要做 该回去了

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‎好

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‎即便是烈子 大概也没这份耐心

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‎老实说 我不确定
‎他俩有没有发展的可能

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‎（会计部）

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‎这里是不是太冷了？

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‎有吗？我觉得挺好

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‎灰田 你听说过MyPad专业版吗？

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‎当然 那款平板电脑嘛

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‎真有那么好吗？

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‎对啊 显示器很好的

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‎有更为直观的用户界面
‎营造极具创意的体验 作为终极…

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‎-说人话
‎-抱歉

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‎你要买吗？

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‎我女儿想要

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‎这里是会计部

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‎社长 不 当然没有！您有什么事吗？

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‎我知道你很忙 感谢你能过来

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‎请坐

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‎您太客气了

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‎我开始意识到 社长真不好当

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‎说来惭愧 我原以为会更容易的

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‎我能体会 上任社长也说过同样的话

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‎“吃力不讨好的差事”

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‎概括得很贴切

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‎我记下了

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‎那么 敦部长

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‎我们来谈一谈吃力不讨好的差事吧？

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‎如图所示 我们会计部的管理费用

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‎相当于公司毛利的4%到5%

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‎敦部长
‎你知道理想的范围是多少吗？

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‎是2%到3%

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‎但会计工作需要高水平的专业知识

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‎培训人才需要时间

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‎我的看法是…

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‎会计部没有盈利 是个成本中心

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‎我们得减少开支 把效率放在第一位

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‎这其中就包括裁员

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‎如果没人愿意辞职
‎那我们就推他们一把

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‎请你立刻列出备选名单

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‎我们会找他们谈的

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‎至于选择标准…

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‎社长！

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‎我明白您的意思

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‎即便如此
‎我们这里有我们做事的方式

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‎请您停一下 深吸一口气

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‎这里的员工有个极大的误解

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‎误解？

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‎这个公司不属于你们

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‎它属于股东

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‎下午要努力工作呀

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‎喂 烈子

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‎怎么了？

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‎那个…

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‎怎么了？

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‎什么？

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‎（不许开空调！）

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‎好热啊！

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‎这是怎么回事？

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‎从刚才开始不让开空调了

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‎部长 求你了 开空调吧！

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‎办公效率会下降的 中暑了怎么办？

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‎我们在削减开支

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‎如果你不乐意 就削掉你的人工成本

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‎不要啊！

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‎对不起 笛音子 你刚说什么来着？

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‎没什么

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‎（保持在28度！）

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‎敦部长 您的茶

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‎如果你有时间可以浪费
‎那就快去工作 要不就丢掉饭碗

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‎如果你不忙 那就去资料室
‎把这些文件找出来

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‎-快去！
‎-是！

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‎会计部没有盈利 是个成本中心

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‎富士山实际上是个三维投影
‎不是真的 你知道吗？

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‎谁来帮我开个盖子

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‎（资料室）

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‎我又不是不忙 真讨厌

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‎真是的 又有什么事？

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‎这话我只能跟你说

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‎我是不是做错了？

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‎我以为是为他们好
‎所以就去怂恿灰田 我做错了吗？

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‎这不是你的错 笛音子

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‎我应该把灰田的话告诉烈子吗？

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‎你是说那段录像？

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‎恐怕不太好吧

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‎但现在这样下去 越来越不妙了！

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‎告诉她也没用

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‎我们得先搞定灰田

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‎这样啊

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‎好 那我暂时先不告诉烈子

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‎好主意

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‎拜托

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‎跟我说说吧

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‎（卡拉OK）

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‎住在埼玉的泡沫经济时代男孩

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‎在社会与家庭扮演自己的角色

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‎我的老婆和两个女儿

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‎最爱智能设备和美食

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‎为了让她们过得更好
‎我不惜弄脏双手

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‎大家都说我是个坏上司

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‎我不多一分 也不少一分

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‎我只是个听命行事的棋子

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‎现在开始劝退人选的筛选工作

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‎小宫 我们要冷酷无情

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‎是 毫不留情！

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‎首先是蒲惠

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‎虚假消息的来源
‎话太多而且惹人厌 太讨厌了

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‎她是条人工成本的水蛭
‎分散员工注意力 还蹭工作时间

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‎但她对会计这一行了如指掌
‎而且她能保持愉悦的氛围

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‎灰田

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‎缺乏工作热情
‎缺乏动力、缺乏上进心

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‎对于没有奖金拿 他的反应是…

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‎人生大抵就是如此吧

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‎安于现状是不行的

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‎但他难得犯错 而且他对信息技术
‎在会计行业中的应用最为了解

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‎穴井

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‎完全不配合工作
‎有一种特权感 过于咄咄逼人

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‎除此之外 不予置评

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‎但他的工作态度已经有所改善

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‎自从和一个可爱的女孩交往后
‎他变得更加成熟了

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‎我听说他们快结婚了

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‎我说了要冷酷无情的

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‎每次要扮恶人时 我都会打退堂鼓

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‎小宫

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‎过于奉承、几乎不干正事

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‎不肯弄脏自己的手 评分不及格

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‎现在没人帮我说话呀

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‎小宫 你怎么想？

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‎烈子？她是个表现平平的员工

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‎但她在OTM女孩时的表现堪称经典

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‎但她的工作也因此受到了影响

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‎因为只野社长的事 确实是有过
‎一些不太好的表现 比如缺勤之类的

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‎她很温顺 所以面对劝退可能会妥协

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‎我决定了

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‎（社长室）

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‎这么快啊

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‎真没想到

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‎原本以为你会更为难的

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‎是这样啊

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‎敦部长 这是什么意思？

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‎你不会要求任何人辞职

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‎我理解得对吗？

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‎我的下属个个都很出色

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‎我已经说过了

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‎会计部没有盈利 是个…

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‎我倒要看看 没有后勤技师
‎还怎么进行F1比赛

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‎原来如此

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‎我明白你的意思了

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‎我回来了

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‎出什么事了 怎么无精打采的？

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‎又是因为你心爱的
‎吃力不讨好的工作吗？

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‎对

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‎还记得以前大裁员的时候吗？

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‎记得

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‎多亏了前任社长
‎我们才没有失去任何一名员工

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‎我记得他当时说过

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‎“我们是一家人”

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‎我不会辞退任何人的

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