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16645 Wagamash. Go get 'em, boys.
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You got it, Cap.
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- Hi.
- Morning.
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You, uh, you called about the lockout?
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- I'm so embarrassed.
- Ah!
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I came to check the mail.
I locked myself out.
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I thought about breaking the window,
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but this seemed more civilized.
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Hey, well, civility is what separates us
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from animals, right?
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Uh, do you... do you have your ID
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on you, ma'am, by any chance?
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Unfortunately, I don't
normally carry it in my PJs.
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- Oh! Right.
- Right.
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But it's inside, probably
next to my keys.
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Yeah. The problem is,
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we really should see your ID
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before we gain access to the...
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Oh, come on. It's my house.
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I bought it in 2012.
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I'm in my robe and slippers.
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I can see that.
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And I left the curling iron
on inside next to a magazine.
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None of us want a fire... am I right?
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Uh-oh. She speaks firefighter.
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Fluently. "Firelingual."
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- Oh!
- That's great.
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- Wow.
- That's...
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So, um...
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- Uh.
- Oh, yeah.
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- I mean, um, uh...
- I think we can...
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- Yeah, let's...
- Okay.
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Three years of musical theater.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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- I didn't do it for all four years.
- Give me the half millimeter.
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Yes. Uh.
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- The one smaller.
- Yes.
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- Sorry. One second.
- Oh.
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- Take your time.
- Stay with me, Eddie.
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I'm a tenor sometimes.
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Other times, I like to keep
it, uh, I don't know...
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- Oh, oh.
- Oh. That's got it. Ma'am.
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- Yeah. Of course.
- Thank you so much.
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Better get to that curling iron.
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Right.
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- She was something else, huh?
- She was.
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- I think she liked you, man.
- Yeah, I felt that.
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There was some tension, huh?
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- Oh, man.
- I was down there.
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Hey! Let's go, boys!
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Okay. Uh.
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♪ See you later ♪
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Let's go!
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Everything cool with the lockout?
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You know, you need a phone
app with facial recognition
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so that you can just aim it at somebody
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and it tells you who
they are, kind of like
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Shazam, but with faces.
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Sure. You could call it "Who Dat?"
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Who Dat? Who Dat?
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- Yeah, Who Dat?
- Yeah, Who Dat?
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for the phone so that
I could be What Dat?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Right? You just point your phone at stuff
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- that you don't recognize.
- Yeah.
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- Wait a minute... What Dat?
- What species of bird is that?
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What kind of a joint is that?
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What do you mean joint? Like weed?
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No, no, like a plumber's joint.
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Oh, like a bar that
plumbers hang out in.
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Uh, no, like, uh, an elbow joint,
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but something less
famous, like a U-bend,
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although an app that does
plumber bars would be fun, too.
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Oh, the rusty pipe is .4 miles away.
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No, no, it's too dirty.
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I want the invisible ass crack.
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Engine 24, motor vehicle...
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corner of Oak and Milton.
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All right, buckle up.
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So, uh, how was that lockout lady?
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- Was she nice?
- Oh, real sweetheart.
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Couldn't have been nicer.
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It makes the job so much
better when they're that nice.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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All right, boys, make sure
the ignitions are off
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on those cars and check
for leaking fluids.
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I'll check for injuries.
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What's up, Pikachu?
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Hey, Liz.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Why haven't you stopped traffic?
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Tiny, little fender bender.
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The cars are going around. It's fine.
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Yeah, it's not fine.
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- It isn't safe. Stop the traffic.
- Andy.
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Check this out.
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Do you know what a pain
in the ass that is?
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Everything's gonna get backed up.
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Yeah, it's more important
that nobody gets hurt.
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Aw, come on, man. We're
almost done here.
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The tow-truck driver
even said it was fine.
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Oh, the tow-truck driver
said it was fine?
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Shut it down now, fathead. Let's go.
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Or do I have to call Captain Polonsky?
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Let's go.
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Let's go.
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Yeah, move slower.
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This will be good.
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You're killing it.
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Keep it moving, people. Let's move.
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Come on. I got to get to work.
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Should have left earlier.
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Not my problem. Keep it moving.
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At least the firemen are here.
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- Those guys are awesome.
- Oh, get out of here!
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Come on, move!
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24, we've got a car fire
at 16645 Wagamash Street.
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Why does that sound familiar?
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Apparently, a woman in a
robe lit a Trans Am on fire.
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- Oh, snap.
- Oh, snap.
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Repeat... Trans Am on fire
at 16645 Wagamash Street.
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16645 Wagamash Street?
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That's my house.
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That's my Trans Am!
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- Oh, shit.
- Oh, shit.
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Oh.
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Ohh!
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- Yeah.
- Chief.
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Look at this.
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The Relia-star SA-5000 Ladder Truck.
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Extends 125 feet. Look at that.
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All right, GPS, Wi-Fi,
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backup camera, seat
warmers, and it's ours.
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Guys, the requisition
came through yesterday.
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- All right.
- I'm gonna meet with Linda Price today.
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She's gonna give us the
stamp of approval.
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Chief, something bad happened.
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How bad?
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- Penisi!
- I'll let him tell you.
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- Oh, boy.
- You stupid son of a bitch!
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I ought to...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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- Okay.
- Polonsky, what's going on here?
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I'll tell you what's going on.
Shuck's psycho ex-girlfriend
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set his car on fire
because of these idiots.
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- What are you talking about?
- They let her into my house!
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Dude, she said she was locked out.
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You checked her ID, right?
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We asked for an ID.
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- You did this on purpose.
- That's absurd.
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We had no idea it was your
house or your girlfriend.
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I mean, she's like an
8, and you're a 4...
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no offense.
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Hey, what are you smirking at, Pikachu?
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Nothing. I mean, we were just jok...
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well, everybody's joking around, right?
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All right, the real question is,
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what are you gonna do
to make this right?
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- It was a mistake. Come on.
- Okay.
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How about, uh, suspensions
without pay for these boneheads?
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Come on, Jerry.
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- Terry.
- Jerry.
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- Terry.
- Jerry.
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- Terry.
- Hey, guys.
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So, a mom and son gave
us a box of Popsicles
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to say thank you for being so awesome.
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Oh! None for you.
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- Oh, man.
- I'm sorry.
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I guess we didn't know you'd be here.
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Whatever.
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It's not hot enough for Popsicles.
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- It's delicious.
- Mmm.
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So, what are you gonna do?
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Okay, how about this?
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I'm gonna ban lockouts.
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Firefighters will no longer
let people into their houses.
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- Let the cops do it.
- Oh, come on, Chief.
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- Okay?
- Don't do that to us.
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That's why I became a firefighter.
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- I am heartbroken.
- Okay.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Okay.
- Okay. Play it that way.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Just know that you could have prevented
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what's coming.
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Wait. What's that supposed to mean?
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It means good luck
getting home tonight...
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Pikachu.
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- Whoa.
- Ooh.
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Oooh.
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- Oh!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Shuck!
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Unbelievable.
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A boot on every wheel?
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I mean, it's a little bit over the top.
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Somebody get the bolt cutters
and take care of this.
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Man, we need to get revenge.
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Damn right we do. They
hit the Chief's SUV.
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God, these guys are assholes.
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Hey, man, what's up
with you and Salazar?
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Oh, we dated in high school.
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Is that why she calls
you, uh, "Pikachu,"
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because you're her Pokémon?
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No, because I dumped her,
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and then she beat the shit out of me,
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and then she called me
"Pikachu" ever since.
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I don't know. It just...
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feels mildly racist, but I'm not sure.
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So, why'd you break up with her?
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Our parts didn't line up.
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Hey, you know what? Regardless,
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you need to stick up for yourself.
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Really? I guess so.
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Hm.
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Hey, it is racist.
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- You looked it up?
- Yeah. Look, look. Here it is.
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Terry.
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- We need to retaliate.
- No, we can't.
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What are you talking about? Why not?
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You remember the FD-PD Feud of 2006?
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How could I forget?
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All the more reason to retaliate.
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Look, I want to hit them
back as much as you do,
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but we can't let it get out of control.
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What's going on here?
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In 2006, you were right there with me.
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Yeah. How could I forget?
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Okay.
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But I want that SA-5000
Ladder Truck, okay?
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And if we get in a feud with the PD
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and Linda Price finds out,
we're done... no truck.
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This is bigger than a truck, Terry.
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This is about our dignity.
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No. Nothing's bigger than a truck.
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Don't hit back...
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that's an order from
your superior officer.
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- Okay. I'll tell the guys.
- Good.
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You got to twist it out.
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- No, you just got to get behind it, man.
- Hey.
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Great news, guys.
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Chief says we can retaliate,
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but he doesn't want to know about it.
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That way, if he's questioned,
he can play dumb...
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plausible deniability.
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Combustible pliability,
just like I was saying.
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That, too. So we're gonna hit 'em hard.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah! Yeah!
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Okay, but it's a secret, so
keep it down when you cheer.
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What the frick?!
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There's no gas!
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Oh, what the fuck?!
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What's up with the water?!
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Oh, yeah.
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I was thinking that we
would drive to Seattle,
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get matching tattoos,
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and then hit a Major League Soccer game.
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Yeah.
256
00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:22,170
Baby, why would you have
to bring up my wife?
257
00:09:22,180 --> 00:09:24,040
The gas and water just got cut off.
258
00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,140
Let me call you back, baby.
259
00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,259
What the fuck?!
260
00:09:28,260 --> 00:09:29,660
This is wack.
261
00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,270
This is really wack.
262
00:09:34,660 --> 00:09:36,300
_
263
00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,150
_
264
00:09:39,060 --> 00:09:41,180
_
265
00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:46,150
Son of a...
266
00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:50,219
Do you guys remember SARS?
267
00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:51,949
- Mm-hmm.
- The disease?
268
00:09:51,950 --> 00:09:53,419
- Guys, guys, guys.
- Yeah, dude...
269
00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:56,420
Those ladies over there
just gave us free tacos.
270
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,059
- What?
- Oh, my God.
271
00:09:58,060 --> 00:09:59,340
- Oh.
- Thank you so much.
272
00:09:59,350 --> 00:10:01,159
- Thank you.
- Sisters. Thank you.
273
00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:02,170
- Wow.
- Oh, man.
274
00:10:02,180 --> 00:10:04,120
When was the last time you
saw nuns eating tacos?
275
00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:06,300
I know. I thought they all
ate at the Hamburger Habit.
276
00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,099
- Oh!
- Habit.
277
00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,980
I know. I'm hysterical.
278
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,509
Well, well, well.
279
00:10:12,510 --> 00:10:14,680
If it isn't the Department
of Water and Power.
280
00:10:14,710 --> 00:10:15,840
Well, if you have any questions,
281
00:10:15,850 --> 00:10:19,299
you can visit us at www.IZapYourMom.org.
282
00:10:20,330 --> 00:10:21,800
Not funny, asshole.
283
00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:24,319
My scalp is on fire right now
284
00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,540
because I haven't been able
to rinse out my lice shampoo.
285
00:10:26,550 --> 00:10:28,059
- Ugh.
- You don't have to admit that, you know?
286
00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:29,179
You could've just said "shampoo."
287
00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:30,189
- Yeah. Yeah.
- It's gross, right.
288
00:10:30,190 --> 00:10:31,760
- Just straight shampoo.
- I mean, we appreciate your honesty,
289
00:10:31,770 --> 00:10:33,790
but can you step away
from the tacos, please?
290
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,060
Oh, what... you get some
tacos from some nuns,
291
00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:38,460
and suddenly, you guys are all that?
292
00:10:38,470 --> 00:10:43,440
Yeah? Just be aware this
feud is officially on, okay?
293
00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:45,200
I'm gonna work you like pizza dough.
294
00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:47,280
I mean, you actually knead pizza dough.
295
00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:49,400
No, that's the last thing I need...
goes straight to my hips.
296
00:10:49,410 --> 00:10:50,600
- Oh!
- Hey.
297
00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:52,540
- Come on. You kidding me?
- You got to...
298
00:10:52,550 --> 00:10:54,010
You can't... You can't turn this off.
299
00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,060
Laugh it up.
300
00:10:55,890 --> 00:10:57,919
- We're gonna nail you.
- In the ass.
301
00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,240
Expect it when you least expect it.
302
00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:01,419
Well, you got to be more specific,
303
00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:02,580
'cause I'm always expecting it.
304
00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,399
Oh, okay. Can I see that?
305
00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,819
Oh, thanks. Oh, oops.
306
00:11:05,820 --> 00:11:07,139
- Come on.
- Oh, my God.
307
00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:08,959
Gross. That's mine.
308
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,360
Remember when I stuffed you
in a locker upside down?
309
00:11:11,430 --> 00:11:13,680
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna do it again, Pikachu.
310
00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:18,110
This shit is on like Michelle Kwan,
311
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,960
and none of you are safe.
312
00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:21,759
- Wow.
- What's up?!
313
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,000
- Hey. How do I look?
- Total CHILF.
314
00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:31,540
- Huh?
- Where you going?
315
00:11:31,550 --> 00:11:32,620
I'm going to the meeting
with Linda Price
316
00:11:32,630 --> 00:11:34,099
and the budget committee.
I'm gonna seal the deal
317
00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,400
on the new truck.
318
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:36,920
I got to tell you something.
319
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,729
Unless there's a fire
burning, it can wait.
320
00:11:38,730 --> 00:11:41,240
Okay. Just keep an eye out for the cops,
321
00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:42,840
in case they want to hit
us with another prank.
322
00:11:42,850 --> 00:11:44,570
Oh, come on. They're
not gonna hit us twice
323
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:45,589
without us retaliating.
324
00:11:45,590 --> 00:11:46,960
That'd be a breach of feud protocol.
325
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,850
Yeah, yeah. It would.
326
00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:51,480
Hey, you know what? Thank
you for not retaliating.
327
00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:53,209
I really appreciate it.
328
00:11:53,210 --> 00:11:56,079
As a reward, I'm gonna let you
drive the new truck first.
329
00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,279
Oh. Oh.
330
00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,549
- Thank you.
- Good work, Penisi!
331
00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:01,950
Yeah, okay.
332
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,550
Hey, man, I've been thinking,
and your fear of Salazar
333
00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,689
is making me really uncomfortable, man.
334
00:12:06,690 --> 00:12:08,440
Like, you got to stick up for yourself.
335
00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:12,489
Honestly, I love being pushed
around by dominant women.
336
00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:15,020
It's like a mouse being
batted around by a cat.
337
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,800
It's just a thing I'm into.
338
00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:19,899
- Oh, you mean a fetish?
- No, not a fetish... a thing.
339
00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:22,080
- Oh, that's definitely a fetish.
- No, no, no. It's a thing.
340
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:25,070
It's like I just like
to have sex with things
341
00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:26,309
that are much bigger than me.
342
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,879
It's like if Humpty
Dumpty fucked the wall.
343
00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:29,889
Okay.
344
00:12:29,890 --> 00:12:31,080
You've never experienced what it's like
345
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,990
to be pushed around by a taller woman?
346
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,720
I mean, she'd have to
be like Madea-sized.
347
00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:36,350
- Right.
- Like, Tyler Perry-sized.
348
00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,989
Yeah, well, you owe yourself to try it.
349
00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:38,990
You'll never go back.
350
00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:40,819
- Hello.
- Hey.
351
00:12:40,820 --> 00:12:42,959
- Oh, hey.
- Hi.
352
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,659
My daughter and I wanted
to show our appreciation
353
00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:47,059
for all that you do.
354
00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:48,180
We brought you doughnuts.
355
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,660
Are you kidding? This is great.
356
00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:51,240
- You did not have to do that.
- Thank you so much.
357
00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:52,460
Ooh, look at those.
358
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,730
- Tasty.
- Huh?
359
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,199
- Yeah.
- I like that.
360
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,499
- So...
- What?
361
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,869
Oh, what the hell, Ike?!
362
00:12:57,870 --> 00:12:59,269
No.
363
00:12:59,270 --> 00:13:00,550
Where'd you get those doughnuts?
364
00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,879
Hey, sweetheart, did the cops
give you those doughnuts?
365
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,279
I-I bought them from Nut Nuts.
366
00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,990
Oh, Nut Nuts. That sounds reasonable.
367
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,719
Hey, do me a favor.
368
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,689
Why don't you go ahead and
take a bite for me, then?
369
00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:12,949
Oh, no, they're for you guys.
370
00:13:12,950 --> 00:13:14,740
- Yeah, have the first bite.
- No, thank you.
371
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,200
Hey, you brought them here. Go ahead.
372
00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:17,619
No, please get that
doughnut out of my face.
373
00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:18,689
How about you, sweetheart?
Would you like a bite?
374
00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:20,020
But we're not gonna talk to him anymore.
375
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,959
- Thank you so much.
- It's against the law to lie to a fireman.
376
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,599
- You know that, right, sweetheart?
- Okay, there we go. We're done.
377
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,429
Come on, sweetheart. We're gonna go.
378
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:26,779
- Thank you.
- Don't trust the police,
379
00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:27,799
- okay?
- Ohh!
380
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,369
What the hell is wrong with you, Ike?!
381
00:13:29,370 --> 00:13:32,439
- Hey.
- She's lying, man. I-I...
382
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,439
Oh, man! What am I doing?!
383
00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,840
Ohh! Ohh!
384
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,709
This feud's getting to me, man.
385
00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:40,510
Oh, she's just a little
girl! What'd I do?
386
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,569
All right, listen, listen, man.
387
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,640
We cannot let this feud get to us, okay?
388
00:13:43,660 --> 00:13:46,080
If we don't eat these
doughnuts, then the cops win.
389
00:13:46,140 --> 00:13:48,459
Granny's right. Take the first bite.
390
00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:49,989
- Oh, I'm good.
- Listen, boys.
391
00:13:49,990 --> 00:13:52,189
I'm going up top. I'm gonna keep watch.
392
00:13:52,190 --> 00:13:53,859
If I say, "Zippo, zippo, nine,"
393
00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:55,380
that means there's trouble, all right?
394
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,260
Stay vigilant, boys.
395
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,080
Tonight, we go to the mattresses.
396
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,999
To the mattresses!
397
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,339
We got to leave those steroids alone.
398
00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:03,420
Seriously.
399
00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:04,939
This is bad.
400
00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:06,840
I just let Terry go without
warning him he's in danger.
401
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,339
Wait. I thought Chief wasn't supposed
402
00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:09,350
to know about this stuff.
403
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,819
Um.
404
00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:13,080
Hey, what's this... Nut Nuts?
405
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:15,380
It... Ah.
406
00:14:22,410 --> 00:14:24,040
_
407
00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:29,500
- _
- Eddie.
408
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,480
Come on!
409
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,769
_
410
00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:40,660
I don't like texting and driving, Eddie.
411
00:14:44,710 --> 00:14:45,960
Damn autocorrect!
412
00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:48,000
_
413
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,500
Oh, come on, Eddie!
414
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:55,720
"You know I ate Mexican
dribbling penicillin"?
415
00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:57,790
Does this make any sense to you guys?
416
00:15:00,260 --> 00:15:01,530
Mnh. No.
417
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,840
What is that... a riddle?
418
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,740
Let's go! I'm late for a meeting!
419
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,540
License and registration, please.
420
00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:18,589
Are you serious?
421
00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:20,549
We got you texting and driving.
422
00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:22,499
License and registration.
423
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:23,540
Were you guys tailing me?
424
00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:25,460
No. Just taking a bite out of crime.
425
00:15:25,470 --> 00:15:26,690
All right, cut the shit, Salazar.
426
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:28,139
I got a meeting at the City Council.
427
00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:29,500
No one's above the law, McConky.
428
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,289
Step out of the vehicle.
429
00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:32,380
The hell I will.
430
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,060
Oh, yeah?
431
00:15:36,230 --> 00:15:37,629
Okay, shit for brains.
432
00:15:37,630 --> 00:15:38,719
Pull back, McConky.
433
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,969
I'm the Fire Chief, and I'll be
sure to tell the City Council
434
00:15:40,970 --> 00:15:42,400
that I'm late because a couple of...
435
00:15:42,410 --> 00:15:45,280
Aah!
436
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,880
Ah, boy. He's pissed.
437
00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:57,080
I should probably tell you guys
438
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,749
Chief actually told me not to retaliate,
439
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,100
- and I disobeyed him.
- What?
440
00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:01,289
Why would you tell us that now?
441
00:16:01,290 --> 00:16:02,719
We don't even have anywhere to hide.
442
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,559
- Hey, Luce.
- Hey, Uncle Eddie.
443
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:05,569
- Lucy.
- Hey.
444
00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:06,959
- What's up?
- Yeah, what's up, guys?
445
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,159
- Hey, girls.
- Hey, there they are.
446
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,369
What are you guys playing...
"Minecraft" or... ?
447
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:12,829
Nah. Talk to you after.
448
00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:13,899
Hey, they took my license
449
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:15,240
'cause I was texting
and driving with you.
450
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:16,439
Wait. That's what you're mad about?
451
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,479
Yeah, that's what I'm mad about.
452
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,920
You know I hate texting and driving.
453
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:22,050
Do you guys have any idea
how much shit my dad
454
00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:23,240
gives me for texting and driving?
455
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,779
Check this out. I took a
selfie in the jail cell.
456
00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:27,649
Oh! Looks like he's doing something.
457
00:16:27,650 --> 00:16:28,919
- Oh, that's hilarious.
- Aww.
458
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,649
All right, enough. Come on.
Come on. You got to go.
459
00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:31,800
- Let's go.
- All right, Dad.
460
00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:32,830
Real proud of you.
461
00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:34,450
Hey, how's Fire Academy going, Luce?
462
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,799
Pretty good. I just aced my
hazardous materials exam.
463
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,659
- Mm.
- Oh, congrats.
464
00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:40,980
You are the "as-best-os."
465
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:43,480
Good one.
466
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,069
Yeah, now.
467
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:46,340
I'll use that at the Academy.
468
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,890
- Thank you.
- Bye, guys.
469
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,199
- Take it easy, Luce.
- Bye, girls.
470
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,939
See you later.
471
00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:52,020
Gangnam Style.
472
00:16:52,060 --> 00:16:54,270
Those girls are so excited
to see me every time.
473
00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:55,920
God damn it!
474
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,279
Sorry about the texting and driving.
475
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,300
It's not your fault.
476
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,120
Everyone knows, in a
feud, it's tit for tat.
477
00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:01,320
They hit us twice in a row.
478
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,480
They tit-tit-tatted us!
479
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,289
I'm the Chief! I'm
supposed to be off-limits.
480
00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:08,559
You know, I feel like
I'm a little to blame.
481
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,020
No, no. Don't say that, okay?
482
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,870
You tried to warn me, and
I thank you for that.
483
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,299
- McConky.
- Chief.
484
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:17,160
Linda Price here with a helpful tip...
485
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,829
when a budget committee
is going to allocate
486
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,299
half a million bucks to you,
487
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,039
it's a good idea to show
up for the meeting.
488
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,169
- Linda, I can explain.
- Too late.
489
00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:25,630
They're giving the money to the police
490
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,040
for an armored truck.
491
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:28,639
What?! They don't need that.
492
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:29,909
Sorry, Chief.
493
00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:31,440
Maybe next year.
494
00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:33,860
You know what?
495
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:36,340
You were right... we
should have retaliated.
496
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,990
Still nothing from Chief.
497
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,869
Is he all right?
498
00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:49,879
Whoa.
499
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,320
Hey, what the hell you guys doing here?
500
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,640
We want to talk. Can we sit?
501
00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:58,270
Yeah.
502
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,140
I know we've had our differences,
503
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:07,260
but we respect your chief.
504
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,520
- Mm.
- And what my guys did, well,
505
00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:10,959
they crossed the line,
506
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:14,350
they went a little rogue, and it was...
507
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,600
unprofessional.
508
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:17,620
Guys?
509
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,359
All right.
510
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,429
- Mnh.
- Shuck!
511
00:18:21,430 --> 00:18:22,759
Sorry.
512
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,229
Just...
513
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:29,120
took me two calendar years
to restore that Trans Am.
514
00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:33,570
I mean, we're talking 400
horsepower, dual rear exhaust,
515
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:36,019
Super Comp headers, custom driveshaft.
516
00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:38,580
I mean, she was my girl!
517
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,610
Yeah.
518
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:43,140
So when Kimmy burned her, I went nut,
519
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:44,440
and I blamed y'all.
520
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:46,540
Was that misplaced rage?
521
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,259
Yes.
522
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,920
Yes, it was.
523
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,259
And I'm sorry...
524
00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:55,080
for going nut...
525
00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:58,160
on all of you.
526
00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,420
Mm.
527
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,920
Hey!
528
00:19:33,770 --> 00:19:37,240
Kids bring you guys Popsicles.
529
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,770
Nuns buy you guys taco lunches.
530
00:19:39,780 --> 00:19:41,719
Everybody just thinks you're heroes.
531
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:42,729
What do they think about us?
532
00:19:42,730 --> 00:19:44,720
They think we're just jerks
who give out tickets.
533
00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:47,149
And it hurts.
534
00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:48,449
I know it does, yeah.
535
00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:50,220
It hurts 'cause I'm a good guy.
536
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,079
- You are.
- I'm a good guy.
537
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,989
I like tacos, and I like Popsicles.
538
00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:55,320
We'll get some on the ride home.
539
00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:57,440
I know, but we have to buy 'em...
540
00:19:57,460 --> 00:19:58,600
they don't have to buy 'em.
541
00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:03,800
I made it hard on you.
542
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:08,620
I asked you to wear platform
shoes, but I loved you.
543
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:12,319
After you dumped me, I started
calling you "Pikachu"
544
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,300
because it made me feel
better to diminish you,
545
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,760
and I'm sorry for that.
546
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,440
If you'd find it in your heart...
547
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:21,300
I reject this apology.
548
00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:23,200
What?
549
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,689
I am saying I reject
this apology, ma'am.
550
00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:26,980
Slap me if you must.
551
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,920
For a little man, you
just made a huge mistake!
552
00:20:39,230 --> 00:20:42,660
Hey, uh, you all right?
553
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,499
Ohh.
554
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,200
You're a sick son of a bitch.
555
00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:48,280
You really got to try that sometime.
556
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,449
- Ugh, man.
- Ohh, man.
557
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,180
I was taken out.
558
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,249
How's that, Polonsky?!
559
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:57,919
Yeah, come on!
560
00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,050
Come on, Polonsky! Come on!
561
00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:03,240
Yeah, yeah! Come on!
562
00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:04,860
So, what do you say?
563
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,929
- Truce?
- I don't know.
564
00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:08,480
Maybe with a gesture of good faith.
565
00:21:10,130 --> 00:21:11,920
- What do you have in mind?
- Mm.
566
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:26,920
We want the fire truck.
567
00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:29,570
Yeah, you call the budget
committee right now
568
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,080
and have them allocate
those funds to us.
569
00:21:31,140 --> 00:21:33,150
Come on, Penisi. Be realistic.
570
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,450
Polonsky, these two
assclowns hit our chief,
571
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,820
which means you're up next.
572
00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:38,089
Now, you can end this right now,
573
00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:39,739
or it's gonna be 2006 all over again.
574
00:21:39,740 --> 00:21:40,890
You remember what happened back then?
575
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,360
How could I forget?
576
00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:45,619
- Courtesy of Captain Penisi.
- Oh.
577
00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:47,000
- Mm.
- All right, what do you say?
578
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,660
Hey. You're still at 2456 Maple, right?
579
00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:53,909
Fine. You get the truck.
580
00:21:53,910 --> 00:21:55,080
- Okay?
- All right.
581
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:56,340
Truce.
582
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,280
Come on. Is the spit a deal-breaker?
583
00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:01,560
Yeah. Kind of.
584
00:22:03,210 --> 00:22:04,500
Okay.
585
00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:07,240
- Truce.
- Truce.
586
00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:09,200
First responder to first responder.
587
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:14,060
Son of a bitch! Would you look at this?
588
00:22:15,130 --> 00:22:17,000
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
589
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,560
God damn it!
590
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,269
- Oh!
- Oh!
591
00:22:21,270 --> 00:22:24,139
Chief, Chief, Chief, Chief, Chief!
592
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,300
That's our Chief!
593
00:22:27,340 --> 00:22:28,540
Hey, Terry.
594
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,420
Eddie, you'll never
guess what I'm doing.
595
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,179
I'm trashing Polonsky's office.
596
00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:34,280
Terry, please stop pissing
in the fish tank.
597
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,319
What are you talking about? You
love pissing in fish tanks.
598
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,340
That's your move!
599
00:22:37,350 --> 00:22:38,949
Wait a minute.
600
00:22:38,950 --> 00:22:40,820
How do you know I'm
pissing in the fish tank?
601
00:22:47,930 --> 00:22:50,480
- Terry.
- Jerry.
602
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,129
- Hey.
- Chief. Chief.
603
00:22:52,130 --> 00:22:53,530
- Oh!
- Hey, man, we got you something.
604
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:54,799
- Oh, there he is.
- Yeah.
605
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,539
- Oh, great.
- You done good.
606
00:22:56,540 --> 00:22:58,040
- Didn't even rat us out.
- Yeah.
607
00:22:58,060 --> 00:22:59,069
- Welcome back.
- Thank you.
608
00:22:59,070 --> 00:23:00,549
Hey, on a good note, I got my law degree
609
00:23:00,550 --> 00:23:01,559
while I was on the inside.
610
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:02,569
- Hey.
- Hey.
611
00:23:02,570 --> 00:23:04,039
- Congrats.
- That's using your time wisely.
612
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,049
- Yeah. Thank you.
- Nice.
613
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,059
- Good job.
- Wait.
614
00:23:06,060 --> 00:23:07,400
What's going on with
your face? What's that?
615
00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:08,470
What do you mean?
616
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,819
Chief, did you murder someone in there?
617
00:23:10,820 --> 00:23:12,639
What?
618
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:13,649
What are you doing? Get...
619
00:23:13,650 --> 00:23:14,950
- Stay still.
- What are you... Get...
620
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,060
- Oh, no, just a little schmutz.
- Yeah.
621
00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:18,360
So, what's going on with these mutants?
622
00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:19,629
Feud's over.
623
00:23:19,630 --> 00:23:21,100
We all did some regrettable things.
624
00:23:21,130 --> 00:23:22,229
But we're gonna bury it.
625
00:23:22,230 --> 00:23:23,470
Although Polonsky did tell me that,
626
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,019
a couple hours before I got pulled over,
627
00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:28,039
you guys cut the water and
gas to the police station.
628
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,820
Yeah. That, uh, sounds like
something Polonsky would say.
629
00:23:30,860 --> 00:23:31,909
- Classic Polonsky.
- Yeah.
630
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,370
Eddie...
631
00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:34,770
I know it was you.
632
00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:35,820
What?
633
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,899
- Oh!
- Oh!
634
00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:39,480
Yeah! Yeah!
635
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,240
Oh.
636
00:23:42,270 --> 00:23:44,720
Will the ringleader of the
retaliation please step forward?
637
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:46,789
Nobody did anything.
638
00:23:46,790 --> 00:23:48,919
Eddie, I still know it was you.
639
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,160
What?
640
00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:51,589
Oh!
641
00:23:51,590 --> 00:23:53,590
Aah!
642
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,780
Yeah! Yeah!
643
00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:57,800
Ohh.
644
00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,199
Did you do it?
645
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,720
If I admit it, you gonna
shiv me and slash my throat?
646
00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:03,920
- Mm, probably not.
- Yeah, I did it.
647
00:24:03,940 --> 00:24:05,409
- Ah.
- Yeah, no shit.
648
00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:07,380
So, wait, wait. Who
gets the truck, then?
649
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,850
Well, when Linda Price got wind of this,
650
00:24:08,860 --> 00:24:10,860
she decided that neither
of us gets the money.
651
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,479
Wait. So all that money
is still in there?
652
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:13,740
I don't know who they gave it to.
653
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:17,200
♪ It's so easy, but you know
it is a mackin' sleazy ♪
654
00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:20,550
♪ I bought Jacuzzi, but you're
fleein' down to Japaneezy ♪
655
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:24,050
♪ This girl get fleecey like my
baby Witherspoon get Reesey ♪
656
00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:25,380
It's a little trashy.
657
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,659
- Ah.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
658
00:24:26,660 --> 00:24:27,750
- You know I like that.
- You like that?
659
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,380
- Caught that.
- Thank you.