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And 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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Time.
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Six saltines in under
a minute can't be done.
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It's like concrete in here.
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That's what they said
about the 2-minute mile.
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Nobody's ever run a 2-minute mile.
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Watch and learn, chichi.
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Okay, and...
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go.
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Six saltines all at once?
You're smoking crack, dude.
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If you want to get
kooky, you could do five
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and one or four and two,
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but six altogether,
you're just off the grid.
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Although I must say, you are
dominating those saltines.
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Terry McConky is
bitch-slapping these crackers.
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You're gonna do it.
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You're gonna...
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45 seconds.
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Wow! That's amazing.
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The saltine challenge is, in fact,
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no challenge whatsoever.
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- Pay up.
- Okay.
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There you go. How do you do it?
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I have a wet mouth... super wet.
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You know, it's the saliva
that allows you to taste food,
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which means food must
taste great to you.
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It does. It tastes great.
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I really enjoyed my lunch today.
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Okay.
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I ask this next question
with all due respect.
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Which means you don't.
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If someone is born with a wetter mouth
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than the average person,
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does that mean they are
more likely to be plus-size
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because food tastes better to them?
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Or if you're born plus-size,
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maybe you're genetically
born with a wetter mouth,
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which makes food tastier,
which keeps you plus-sized.
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Hmm. Makes you think.
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Yeah, real chicken-or-the-egg
scenario, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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Tacoma Fire, animal rescue,
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6984 Adams Avenue.
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- Please respond.
- Let's hit it.
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At least it stopped raining.
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Holy shit, what is that, a llama?
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- An alpaca.
- What's the difference?
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A llama is bigger with longer ears,
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and alpacas get stuck in swing sets.
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- What are you, an expert?
- Google.
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The owner said that the
alpaca got stuck up there
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and now she can't navigate her way down.
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Why don't you just
harness it and lift it out?
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We can't. We tried.
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Why? 'Cause of the
sharp teeth and claws?
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Whoa!
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- Oh, oh, oh!
- Blegh!
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- Blegh!
- Sneezing on him?
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When they're threatened, they spit.
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- No kidding.
- Dude.
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Ooh.
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I think I'm having an
allergic reaction to the spit.
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It's actually a gastric goo.
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The bigger the threat,
the more they reach down
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deep into their tri-part
stomach and just...
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It's really gross.
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You got a tri-part stomach, right?
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Okay, hey.
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Now what are you gonna do, huh?
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Oh! Oh!
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It's like catching gasoline!
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Aaah!
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God.
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Hey, ask Google how to make it stop.
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Uh... Love.
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That's what I needed to hear.
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I need you to come back up
and help distract this thing.
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- How am I gonna do that?
- Show your muscles.
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Come on.
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Hey, pretty girl.
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You look so soft.
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I just want to pet you all over.
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Cap, it's not one of
your divorcées, okay?
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That's not gonna work.
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Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh!
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- I got an idea.
- Ohh!
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No, no, Chief, Chief,
you don't want to do that.
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Hey, buddy.
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You got a lot of spit in your mouth?
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Hey. Hey, buddy.
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Yeah, I bet that dries
that mouth right up.
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All right, Ike, get the
harness. Get the harness.
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Yeah, I got it, I got it.
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O-kay.
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So what we really established
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is that your mouth is
wetter than a llama's.
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An alpaca, and you owe me 20 bucks.
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Collect it from the llama.
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Check it out. Package
from the alpaca lady.
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Ooh, an al-package?
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Uh, I can still smell that gastric goo.
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As a show of thanks, she is providing us
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a $500 gift certificate
for alpaca fleece goods.
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Whoa! And they are soft.
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Look at that... alpacas.
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- Whoo!
- Choice.
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Oh-ho.
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Soft.
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Surprisingly soft.
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Oh, soft.
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Super soft.
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These mamas are soft.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Do they kill alpacas for their fur?
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Ike, sadly they do.
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Disgusting.
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Oh, but so soft, though.
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They make scarves, mittens,
hats, sweaters, rugs,
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- jumpers...
- Ooh, I want a jumper.
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I used to have a pair
of alpaca booties once.
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- Booties, huh?
- Mm-hmm. I'm a foot guy.
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And they really help
with those foot massages.
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Ugh, I never let anybody touch my feet,
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except for my mom, obviously.
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So, what are we gonna do
with the gift certificate?
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Are we gonna split it or...?
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I'm thinking station
tournament of champions,
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winner takes all.
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- Whoa!
- Yes.
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- We haven't had that in ages.
- That's what I'm saying.
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It's raining outside, things
are slow, let's do this.
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- Hey, you guys file that alpaca report?
- Already done.
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Now we're about to do a
station tournament of champions.
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Ooh.
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Okay. What's the prize?
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We got a $500 gift certificate
for alpaca fleece goods.
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Wow. Oh, hey.
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This is nice.
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Wow, this is really soft.
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- I mean, like soft.
- Right?
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- Yeah, yeah.
- How do I look?
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It looks a little small.
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What's the first event?
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Frostbite challenge, bitch.
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Aw, let's light it up, Sparky.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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- How's that feel, huh?
- You hate this.
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You regret this, don't you?
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How do you like it?
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Nordic Viking power!
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Yeah.
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Look at Andy, though. He can't take it.
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He's soft, like alpaca fur.
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There you go.
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His little baby arm's
gonna bleed on him.
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That's the problem.
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- Hey!
- Softie!
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He's a softie!
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Hey!
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No, no, no!
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Is this how you spend
the taxpayers' money?
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Hey, Councilwoman, how are ya?
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- What's all this?
- Uh, this is the frostbite challenge.
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Oh!
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Oh, is this one of
those, uh, viral things?
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I've been watching the
Pittsburgh Police Department
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sing the "Hamilton" songs on a loop.
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- Good PR.
- No, it's not PR.
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- Charity?
- Nope.
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It's raining out, so we
were just having some fun.
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- Cool.
- Cool.
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Can I talk to you in your office?
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Uh... now?
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Yeah, now, Chief.
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You sure?
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Really sure.
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- So, now?
- Chief, right now.
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- All right.
- You got this.
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You got this. Don't worry about it.
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- Hey!
- Sucka!
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Ahhh!
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We meet again.
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State inspections...
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State inspections are next week.
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Already, for everybody?
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All TFD stations are getting assessed.
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The City Council wants
to improve our rating
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so that the state increases our budget.
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Well, we've always had great ratings.
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The council is concerned
they might drop.
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Why?
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You're a new chief with a track
record for fun and games, which was
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just confirmed for me.
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That's just a morale
thing... bonding, you know.
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It's important for the crew.
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I'm all for office playtime
just as much as the next gal.
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Thirsty Thursdays?
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That's my jam.
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But I'll be honest.
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There are other members of the council
that didn't want you to be chief
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because they didn't
think you were a leader.
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Who said that? Was it Tobleson?
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You were one of the
guys for a long time.
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Now you're the chief.
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Act like one, all right?
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Focus on the inspection.
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No more games.
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Ugh, come on.
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McConky.
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You know, your lips are turning blue.
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Your lips are white.
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- What does that even mean?
- You know what it means.
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This arm ain't coming
out until it gets cut off.
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All right, hey, hey. Listen up.
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We got a big state inspection
next week. We need to focus.
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Station tournament of champions is over.
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Time to button things up, fellas.
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- I'm rooting for ya.
- Okay.
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Bye, Miss Price.
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- Back on.
- Like Donkey Kong.
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Come on, let's go. Let's go.
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- What?
- That wasn't all for show?
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- No, it wasn't.
- Come on, Juicy Mouth.
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- Get back in here. Come on, we'll
- Come on.
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throw an extra 15 minutes
on the clock for you.
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- Get in here.
- No, we got things to do.
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- Like what?
- Like we got to clean and repair the hoses?
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We already did that, Chief.
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We got to check the
SCBAs and the bottles.
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Chief, I already did that this morning.
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Get your arms out of the bucket!
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Come on, Terry, we've been
here for 45 minutes already!
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This is an order.
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I want those arms out of the bucket.
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I'm gonna count to three.
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Three, two, one.
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Are you kidding me?
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Hey, hey, listen up.
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- Granny's the winner.
- Oh!
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No, you can't make that
call. You can't do that.
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I can call it, and I did. I'm the chief.
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I'm the commissioner of the tournament.
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I want that equipment
inventory on my desk ASAP,
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and let's nail this inspection, huh?
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Come on, let's go.
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- Oh, man.
- Hey, come on now.
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Whoa, whoa, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry.
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What did she say to you in there?
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She said I should stop being one
of the guys and act like a chief.
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You can still be a chief and have fun.
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Chief Ratchet was fun.
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Chief Bitterman was a lot of fun.
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No, neither of them were fun.
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Well, then, you can be the first
fun chief. How great is that?
260
00:09:29,016 --> 00:09:30,603
You just want me to be
your playground buddy.
261
00:09:30,628 --> 00:09:32,357
Those days are over. I'm the chief now.
262
00:09:32,382 --> 00:09:34,212
Chiefs don't have fun. I
need you to respect that.
263
00:09:34,237 --> 00:09:35,587
Okay. Okay.
264
00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:38,423
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
265
00:09:38,456 --> 00:09:40,390
You're welcome, Terry.
266
00:09:44,395 --> 00:09:45,630
Chief?
267
00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:52,904
You will have fun, Terry McConky.
268
00:09:52,937 --> 00:09:55,373
I'll make sure of that. Poor chair.
269
00:09:55,405 --> 00:09:57,775
You got a raw deal in life.
270
00:09:57,808 --> 00:09:59,277
There.
271
00:09:59,309 --> 00:10:00,944
Hope you're hungry, chair.
272
00:10:06,983 --> 00:10:10,087
I thought this chair
smelled bad on the outside.
273
00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,686
You guys know how valuable
this alpaca stuff is?
274
00:10:22,711 --> 00:10:24,614
It's like 300 bucks for a sweater.
275
00:10:24,639 --> 00:10:26,996
I could sell this stuff
on eBay and make a killing.
276
00:10:27,028 --> 00:10:28,997
No, not if I win it first.
277
00:10:29,031 --> 00:10:31,130
Yeah, I told my girl
about that alpaca fur,
278
00:10:31,155 --> 00:10:32,701
and she is hot for it.
279
00:10:32,734 --> 00:10:34,503
Mm-hmm. She said she'd do things.
280
00:10:34,536 --> 00:10:36,930
- What kind of things?
- Soft things.
281
00:10:36,955 --> 00:10:37,962
Mm.
282
00:10:37,987 --> 00:10:39,391
See, I can't find anything on here
283
00:10:39,416 --> 00:10:42,078
about them killing
alpacas for their fur.
284
00:10:42,111 --> 00:10:43,966
It just says that they shave them.
285
00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:45,459
Kind of like giving them a haircut.
286
00:10:45,484 --> 00:10:46,499
You know anything about that, Andy?
287
00:10:46,524 --> 00:10:47,847
What would Andy know about haircuts
288
00:10:47,872 --> 00:10:49,053
with his receding hairline?
289
00:10:49,078 --> 00:10:51,744
It's not receding. It's thinning.
There's a difference.
290
00:10:51,769 --> 00:10:53,219
- That's receding, brother.
- Whatever.
291
00:10:53,244 --> 00:10:55,391
When I win, I'm gonna
send all that stuff
292
00:10:55,424 --> 00:10:57,427
back to the alpaca lady in protest
293
00:10:57,459 --> 00:11:00,562
for them killing those beautiful
animals for their fleece.
294
00:11:00,595 --> 00:11:01,697
That's a good cause, man.
295
00:11:01,730 --> 00:11:02,974
You should be proud of yourself.
296
00:11:02,998 --> 00:11:05,300
- Hey, you guys seen Chief?
- He's in his office.
297
00:11:05,334 --> 00:11:06,402
All right, let's do the next event.
298
00:11:06,427 --> 00:11:07,840
- Ooh.
- Oh, yeah.
299
00:11:07,865 --> 00:11:09,459
I'm gonna win me some alpaca fur, baby!
300
00:11:09,484 --> 00:11:11,140
No, I'm gonna win that alpaca fur.
301
00:11:11,174 --> 00:11:13,331
That's impossible 'cause I'm
gonna win that alpaca fur.
302
00:11:13,356 --> 00:11:14,758
I'll tell you what my girl said first.
303
00:11:14,783 --> 00:11:16,235
Oh, I already know
'cause she told me, too.
304
00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:18,948
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
305
00:11:18,980 --> 00:11:20,382
Ooh.
306
00:11:20,416 --> 00:11:22,385
Ch-ch-chu.
307
00:11:26,988 --> 00:11:27,990
God.
308
00:11:43,439 --> 00:11:44,974
Oh, God.
309
00:11:46,709 --> 00:11:48,310
Hmm.
310
00:12:01,489 --> 00:12:03,135
Dude, didn't you get
bounced from the military
311
00:12:03,159 --> 00:12:04,930
for having shaky hand syndrome?
312
00:12:04,955 --> 00:12:06,990
Hell no. I was a medic.
313
00:12:07,015 --> 00:12:08,705
You try doing hemorrhoid
surgery on your sergeant
314
00:12:08,730 --> 00:12:10,098
in the middle of a mine field.
315
00:12:10,132 --> 00:12:11,590
It was a piece of cake.
316
00:12:11,615 --> 00:12:13,493
Well, we thank you for your service.
317
00:12:13,536 --> 00:12:14,938
Oh, he's got it.
318
00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:16,004
Oh!
319
00:12:16,037 --> 00:12:17,606
Hey!
320
00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,312
Uh, what are you guys doing?
321
00:12:19,337 --> 00:12:21,206
Uh, nothing.
322
00:12:21,231 --> 00:12:23,366
Andy, what are you doing?
No, don't look at him.
323
00:12:23,391 --> 00:12:25,560
Me, look at me, over here.
324
00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:27,282
Andy, over here.
325
00:12:27,315 --> 00:12:29,285
Are you playing Jaws of Life Jenga?
326
00:12:29,318 --> 00:12:30,987
- No.
- It sure looks like it.
327
00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:32,288
No. No.
328
00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:33,570
Then you won't mind if I knock over this
329
00:12:33,595 --> 00:12:34,632
random stack of blocks then.
330
00:12:34,656 --> 00:12:36,191
Is that okay?
331
00:12:36,224 --> 00:12:38,460
- No, no, no.
- Okay, all right.
332
00:12:38,493 --> 00:12:40,662
I said we had to stop
this. We have an inspection.
333
00:12:40,695 --> 00:12:42,009
The inventory is on your desk.
334
00:12:42,034 --> 00:12:43,465
- Hazmat suits?
- Cleaned.
335
00:12:43,498 --> 00:12:44,901
- OSHA checklist?
- Done.
336
00:12:44,926 --> 00:12:47,233
Rescue rope, safety belts,
harnesses, hooks, rope grabs?
337
00:12:47,258 --> 00:12:50,734
Checked, checked, and checked.
338
00:12:50,758 --> 00:12:52,827
Can I talk to you for a second out here?
339
00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:55,263
Not you. Him. Join me.
340
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:56,965
Clean that up.
341
00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:00,621
I'm supposed to be
putting a stop to this.
342
00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:02,945
No, you're supposed to
be "chiefly," and you are.
343
00:13:02,970 --> 00:13:04,114
You know, you're part of the problem.
344
00:13:04,138 --> 00:13:05,224
You need to follow orders.
345
00:13:05,249 --> 00:13:07,684
I know, but I've been
ragging on you for 25 years.
346
00:13:07,709 --> 00:13:10,304
You're married to my sister.
It's weird taking orders from you.
347
00:13:10,329 --> 00:13:11,822
And stop calling me
Terry in front of the men.
348
00:13:11,846 --> 00:13:13,414
I'm Chief. I'm not Terry.
349
00:13:13,447 --> 00:13:14,915
I'm not Juicy Mouth.
350
00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:16,484
You know what? You're right.
351
00:13:16,517 --> 00:13:18,141
My bad, Chief.
352
00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:20,354
You wouldn't be pulling
any pranks, would you?
353
00:13:20,388 --> 00:13:21,450
What kind of pranks?
354
00:13:21,475 --> 00:13:22,807
Prank pranks, pranky pranks,
355
00:13:22,832 --> 00:13:23,888
covert pranks?
356
00:13:23,913 --> 00:13:25,282
You said now's not the time.
357
00:13:25,481 --> 00:13:26,692
That's never stopped you before.
358
00:13:26,717 --> 00:13:27,724
I don't know what you mean, Chief.
359
00:13:27,749 --> 00:13:28,749
That's right. I'm the chief.
360
00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:29,774
You don't prank the chief.
361
00:13:29,790 --> 00:13:31,962
Are you accusing me of
something specific here?
362
00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:34,503
- No.
- Okay.
363
00:13:34,536 --> 00:13:36,003
- Okay.
- Okay.
364
00:13:36,037 --> 00:13:38,105
- Okay.
- TTYL.
365
00:13:38,138 --> 00:13:39,340
What's that mean?
366
00:13:39,373 --> 00:13:40,642
Talk to you later.
367
00:13:40,675 --> 00:13:42,444
Huh. Okay.
368
00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:57,693
Mm.
369
00:13:58,859 --> 00:14:00,061
Yeah.
370
00:14:00,094 --> 00:14:02,397
Yeah.
371
00:14:02,430 --> 00:14:03,532
Yeah.
372
00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:08,870
Okay.
373
00:14:11,672 --> 00:14:13,174
What the [BLEEP]!
374
00:14:16,176 --> 00:14:19,413
Aaaaah!
375
00:14:25,863 --> 00:14:27,108
Oh, my God, it's worse.
376
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,139
It's in the wall!
377
00:14:28,164 --> 00:14:29,224
What are you gonna do?
378
00:14:29,257 --> 00:14:30,291
I don't know!
379
00:14:30,316 --> 00:14:31,654
All right, come with me. I
want to show you something.
380
00:14:31,679 --> 00:14:32,995
Come on.
381
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,740
Mmm! My girl just sent me a picture
382
00:14:45,773 --> 00:14:47,408
wrapped in only alpaca fleece,
383
00:14:47,441 --> 00:14:49,512
- and she is fine!
- Let me see.
384
00:14:49,537 --> 00:14:50,742
- No, no.
- Give me the phone.
385
00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:52,146
Maybe I should tell
her about how they kill
386
00:14:52,171 --> 00:14:53,528
those alpacas for their fur.
387
00:14:53,553 --> 00:14:54,592
Maybe I should kill you.
388
00:14:54,617 --> 00:14:55,891
Whoa, whoa, Granny. Granny, calm down.
389
00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:57,118
It's alpaca fleece, right?
390
00:14:57,152 --> 00:14:58,387
- Yeah.
- Okay, then.
391
00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:01,827
Drink.
392
00:15:01,852 --> 00:15:03,065
Mm.
393
00:15:04,748 --> 00:15:05,761
What are you guys doing?
394
00:15:05,793 --> 00:15:06,817
Hydrating.
395
00:15:07,929 --> 00:15:09,239
You're doing the Most Piss Challenge.
396
00:15:09,263 --> 00:15:10,475
I never liked that name.
397
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,109
But I did want to invite
you to come and join us.
398
00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:13,969
I told you no on this. I can't join you.
399
00:15:14,002 --> 00:15:15,535
Terry... Chief.
400
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:18,400
You are the chiefiest
chief there has ever been.
401
00:15:18,425 --> 00:15:20,471
- Super chiefy.
- We're ready for the inspection.
402
00:15:20,496 --> 00:15:22,059
There have been no calls. It's raining.
403
00:15:22,084 --> 00:15:24,054
You can't go back to your
office because it's destroyed
404
00:15:24,079 --> 00:15:26,183
and it smells like low
tide, and you have won
405
00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:28,222
the Most Piss Challenge every year
406
00:15:28,247 --> 00:15:29,389
for the last 20 years,
407
00:15:29,414 --> 00:15:30,961
and now there's alpaca on the line.
408
00:15:30,986 --> 00:15:32,006
Come on, Chief.
409
00:16:04,018 --> 00:16:05,953
Okay. Okay.
410
00:16:05,987 --> 00:16:07,447
- Captain.
- Okay, Captain.
411
00:16:07,472 --> 00:16:09,208
- Yeah!
- Not a surprise.
412
00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:12,326
Not a surprise. What have we got here?
413
00:16:12,359 --> 00:16:14,376
Oh!
414
00:16:14,401 --> 00:16:16,607
Yeah, I got to lay off the supplements.
415
00:16:16,631 --> 00:16:18,200
That's weird. Okay.
416
00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:19,301
- Man.
- Wow.
417
00:16:19,334 --> 00:16:21,803
Okay. Yeah.
418
00:16:21,835 --> 00:16:23,349
Hey, who's still going? Me.
419
00:16:23,374 --> 00:16:24,806
I'm still going. I'm like a camel.
420
00:16:24,839 --> 00:16:26,474
This is like milking a camel!
421
00:16:26,508 --> 00:16:28,477
Wow. So good.
422
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:29,920
The best. I told you.
423
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,813
Chief has the most piss!
424
00:16:31,845 --> 00:16:33,381
Chief has the most piss!
425
00:16:33,415 --> 00:16:35,027
Chief has the most piss!
426
00:16:35,052 --> 00:16:36,187
Chief...
427
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,829
It's like I'm spelunking in
an underground cave of urine.
428
00:16:38,853 --> 00:16:41,189
You have got to be kidding me.
429
00:16:41,221 --> 00:16:43,524
I told you to act like a Chief.
430
00:16:43,557 --> 00:16:46,366
I am. I do.
431
00:16:46,391 --> 00:16:48,662
You've...
432
00:16:50,029 --> 00:16:52,666
Chief, I...
433
00:16:52,691 --> 00:16:54,393
Can you...
434
00:16:56,370 --> 00:16:59,140
When I...
435
00:17:01,176 --> 00:17:02,344
Oh!
436
00:17:02,377 --> 00:17:05,239
Good God, how long
has this been going on?
437
00:17:05,264 --> 00:17:06,981
This isn't all me.
438
00:17:07,015 --> 00:17:08,650
Your office looks like a cyclone hit it
439
00:17:08,675 --> 00:17:10,229
and smells like a turtle aquarium.
440
00:17:10,254 --> 00:17:13,539
Then I find you with
your men cheering you on
441
00:17:13,564 --> 00:17:15,020
as you pee for them?
442
00:17:15,045 --> 00:17:16,607
I don't know how to take you seriously.
443
00:17:16,632 --> 00:17:19,126
- I...
- Station 24, all units, rescue call...
444
00:17:19,151 --> 00:17:20,666
child stuck in well.
445
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:22,830
Okay, let's go. Sorry, I'm sorry, sorry.
446
00:17:28,034 --> 00:17:29,402
Excuse me, folks.
447
00:17:29,427 --> 00:17:31,168
Hunter? It's gonna be okay.
448
00:17:31,193 --> 00:17:32,348
Mommy loves you.
449
00:17:32,373 --> 00:17:34,629
Oh, my Hunter is in the pipe.
450
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:35,950
He's been down there for hours.
451
00:17:35,975 --> 00:17:37,644
Okay, we'll get him out.
452
00:17:40,448 --> 00:17:42,383
Hunter, can you hear me?
453
00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:44,553
- He's not responding.
- Okay.
454
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,439
- Granny, why don't you get those folks back?
- Got it.
455
00:17:46,464 --> 00:17:48,416
Ike, take Hunter's mom over
to the trucks, would you?
456
00:17:48,441 --> 00:17:50,346
- Come on with me, ma'am.
- He's very fragile.
457
00:17:50,371 --> 00:17:53,245
- All he ate today was oat milk with flaxseed.
- Okay.
458
00:17:53,270 --> 00:17:55,808
His allergist thinks that he
might be protein-prejudiced.
459
00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:56,931
Oh, okay.
460
00:17:56,965 --> 00:17:58,800
Oh, my goodness. Come on.
461
00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,402
- Let's go over here.
- We'll get him.
462
00:18:00,434 --> 00:18:01,450
We'll get him.
463
00:18:03,571 --> 00:18:05,740
Looks a little tight
down there for any of us.
464
00:18:05,773 --> 00:18:06,975
Is she gone?
465
00:18:07,008 --> 00:18:09,143
Is my mom gone?
466
00:18:09,177 --> 00:18:10,745
Yes, son, she's in the parking lot!
467
00:18:10,777 --> 00:18:13,192
Good! I'm sick of that a-hole!
468
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,247
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
469
00:18:14,272 --> 00:18:16,059
All right, let's not
talk about Mom like that.
470
00:18:16,084 --> 00:18:18,787
You ever have to eat flaxseed?!
471
00:18:18,819 --> 00:18:20,221
Hunter, we're here to get you out.
472
00:18:20,255 --> 00:18:21,616
I don't want to come out!
473
00:18:21,641 --> 00:18:24,558
I came down here to bake
and use my iPad to make crap
474
00:18:24,592 --> 00:18:25,960
for my YouTube channel!
475
00:18:25,994 --> 00:18:27,496
You have an iPad down there?
476
00:18:27,528 --> 00:18:28,567
Duh!
477
00:18:28,592 --> 00:18:30,326
How do you think she tracks me?!
478
00:18:30,351 --> 00:18:33,073
All right, listen, Hunter, we're
not leaving here without you,
479
00:18:33,098 --> 00:18:34,569
so we're sending down a rope.
480
00:18:34,602 --> 00:18:36,238
Don't! I'm warning you!
481
00:18:36,270 --> 00:18:37,404
Send it down.
482
00:18:37,438 --> 00:18:38,786
Oh!
483
00:18:38,811 --> 00:18:40,307
Kid, you got a BB gun down there?
484
00:18:40,341 --> 00:18:41,777
Oh, hell yeah!
485
00:18:41,802 --> 00:18:43,515
God, this kid is an asshole.
486
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:44,655
Here, Andy, you're on rope duty.
487
00:18:44,679 --> 00:18:46,081
Oh, thanks, Captain.
488
00:18:46,114 --> 00:18:48,083
Hunter, stop shooting at my men.
489
00:18:48,115 --> 00:18:49,750
Then leave me alone!
490
00:18:49,784 --> 00:18:51,933
Chief, the water table is
pretty saturated from the rain.
491
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,298
If we don't get this kid out of here,
492
00:18:53,323 --> 00:18:54,823
the water's gonna rise up in this pipe.
493
00:18:54,855 --> 00:18:57,092
All right, Hunter, listen,
if you let us pull you up,
494
00:18:57,124 --> 00:18:58,908
you can vape in the fire truck
495
00:18:58,933 --> 00:19:00,761
and shoot it for your YouTube channel.
496
00:19:00,795 --> 00:19:01,988
Chief, that's irresponsible.
497
00:19:02,013 --> 00:19:03,297
I'm not gonna let him
vape in the fire truck.
498
00:19:03,331 --> 00:19:05,834
- I also want 50 bucks!
- For what?
499
00:19:05,866 --> 00:19:08,487
To buy the Guardians
of Terrary season pass!
500
00:19:08,512 --> 00:19:10,417
- What's that? What's he talking about?
- It's a video game.
501
00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:12,686
For 50 bucks, I can get the elf queen
502
00:19:12,711 --> 00:19:15,009
to take off her royal panties!
503
00:19:15,043 --> 00:19:16,978
Ooh. What kind of video game?
504
00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:18,709
All right, 50 bucks it is.
505
00:19:18,734 --> 00:19:19,883
In advance!
506
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,950
Send it down, douchebag!
507
00:19:21,982 --> 00:19:23,962
- Oh, my God, this kid.
- Okay, anybody got any cash?
508
00:19:23,987 --> 00:19:25,392
- You got cash?
- What, are you kidding me?
509
00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:27,620
- Andy, you got cash?
- Yeah, I got like 25 bucks,
510
00:19:27,645 --> 00:19:29,390
but I was gonna buy my mom a turtleneck.
511
00:19:29,423 --> 00:19:30,491
Okay, come on.
512
00:19:30,525 --> 00:19:33,961
All right, it's coming down.
513
00:19:33,995 --> 00:19:35,556
This is only $25!
514
00:19:35,581 --> 00:19:37,532
Half now, half when you hug your mom.
515
00:19:37,565 --> 00:19:39,050
Fine!
516
00:19:39,075 --> 00:19:40,851
All right, Hunter, we're
sending you this rope down.
517
00:19:40,876 --> 00:19:43,738
- Put it around you.
- Yeah, I get it, dickhead!
518
00:19:43,770 --> 00:19:45,706
- I hate this kid.
- The worst.
519
00:19:45,739 --> 00:19:46,936
There we go.
520
00:19:46,961 --> 00:19:48,142
There we go.
521
00:19:48,175 --> 00:19:49,198
Here he comes. Almost there.
522
00:19:49,223 --> 00:19:50,344
- Easy.
- Easy, easy!
523
00:19:50,377 --> 00:19:51,645
- Easy.
- Here he comes.
524
00:19:51,679 --> 00:19:53,215
Got a big fish here.
525
00:19:53,248 --> 00:19:55,049
There he is.
526
00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:56,851
Hunter, all right, buddy.
527
00:19:56,883 --> 00:19:58,687
Good job, buddy.
528
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,414
Okay, all right.
529
00:20:00,439 --> 00:20:03,091
Going viral, bitches!
530
00:20:03,123 --> 00:20:04,748
Should've asked for 100 bucks.
531
00:20:04,773 --> 00:20:07,503
All right, you get the rest when you
act happy to see your mom, okay?
532
00:20:07,528 --> 00:20:09,176
- Fine.
- All right, Granny, check him out.
533
00:20:09,201 --> 00:20:11,199
Hey, man, show me that elf princess.
534
00:20:11,231 --> 00:20:13,016
How you doing? All right.
535
00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:14,377
Come on. I'm sure he's fine.
536
00:20:14,402 --> 00:20:15,603
He's just a kid. Walk it off.
537
00:20:15,628 --> 00:20:17,213
I'm good.
538
00:20:17,238 --> 00:20:18,666
Since I was doing something
539
00:20:18,691 --> 00:20:20,174
with effort, I was already turtling.
540
00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:21,990
Yes, Lorraine, the city takes pride
541
00:20:22,015 --> 00:20:23,344
in its first responders.
542
00:20:23,377 --> 00:20:25,879
I have no doubt they'll
get the job done.
543
00:20:27,715 --> 00:20:28,782
Back off!
544
00:20:28,807 --> 00:20:30,585
My baby!
545
00:20:30,617 --> 00:20:32,001
Oh!
546
00:20:32,026 --> 00:20:34,339
We are going straight to Wholesome Foods
547
00:20:34,364 --> 00:20:37,434
and you can pick out any
soy pop flavor that you want.
548
00:20:39,259 --> 00:20:40,261
Nice work.
549
00:20:40,295 --> 00:20:42,296
This kind of free publicity is
550
00:20:42,329 --> 00:20:43,597
always a plus.
551
00:20:43,631 --> 00:20:45,867
Are you suggesting we should
put more kids in pipes?
552
00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:48,136
I would never suggest such a thing.
553
00:20:48,169 --> 00:20:49,437
Unless you think it would work.
554
00:20:49,469 --> 00:20:51,401
Excuse me, Chief. Sorry to interrupt.
555
00:20:51,426 --> 00:20:53,775
Just wanted to say tremendous
leadership out there.
556
00:20:53,807 --> 00:20:56,745
Just a pleasure to serve alongside
you every day, and it's an honor.
557
00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:57,824
Thanks, Ike.
558
00:20:58,845 --> 00:21:02,983
Chief, per your request, we are
packing up those trucks ASAP.
559
00:21:03,017 --> 00:21:04,158
Thank you, Andy.
560
00:21:04,183 --> 00:21:07,676
Chief, I know you don't really
consider yourself "one of the guys,"
561
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:10,286
but the men really respected
your leadership today.
562
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:11,559
Okay, okay, I get it.
563
00:21:11,592 --> 00:21:13,561
Uh, begging your pardon, Councilwoman?
564
00:21:13,594 --> 00:21:15,630
Saving a kid gets you a lot of goodwill.
565
00:21:15,662 --> 00:21:16,768
Great optics.
566
00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:19,401
So you don't need to kiss the
chief's ass in front of me.
567
00:21:19,433 --> 00:21:21,168
Just doing our jobs, ma'am.
568
00:21:21,201 --> 00:21:22,936
And we will be ready
for that inspection.
569
00:21:22,969 --> 00:21:24,439
Great, great.
570
00:21:24,471 --> 00:21:25,951
Chief, why don't you
talk to the news crew?
571
00:21:25,976 --> 00:21:27,583
I'm sure they'd love to
hear what you have to say.
572
00:21:27,607 --> 00:21:28,943
I'm gonna let you take care of that
573
00:21:28,968 --> 00:21:30,727
'cause you're so good at it.
Thank you, Councilwoman.
574
00:21:30,752 --> 00:21:32,681
Thank you.
575
00:21:34,382 --> 00:21:36,798
All right, now can we finish
the tournament of champions?
576
00:21:36,823 --> 00:21:38,282
No chance. That's an order.
577
00:21:38,307 --> 00:21:40,678
This is just the two of us here.
You know you want to, fun guy.
578
00:21:40,703 --> 00:21:42,472
Look, I'm not the fun
guy until I find out
579
00:21:42,497 --> 00:21:43,751
what happened to my office.
580
00:21:43,776 --> 00:21:45,301
You still wouldn't know
anything about that, would you?
581
00:21:45,325 --> 00:21:47,036
I have no idea.
582
00:21:47,061 --> 00:21:48,440
But let me know how that goes, okay?
583
00:21:48,465 --> 00:21:49,702
I'm here to help.
584
00:21:54,352 --> 00:21:56,898
So, uh, we still doing the tourney?
585
00:21:56,923 --> 00:21:58,723
- Hell yeah.
- What's the next event?
586
00:21:58,748 --> 00:22:00,827
Oh, yeah, 'cause I've
got some alpaca fleece
587
00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:03,545
that is ready to sell on eBay, baby.
588
00:22:03,577 --> 00:22:04,815
You know what, guys?
589
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,322
I think we should just
forget about that prize.
590
00:22:06,346 --> 00:22:08,315
No, 'cause I'm still gonna win.
591
00:22:08,348 --> 00:22:10,951
- Yeah.
- There's nothing to win, Granny.
592
00:22:10,985 --> 00:22:12,180
What do you mean?
593
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:14,559
I talked to the alpaca
lady, and I informed her
594
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:17,377
that we will no longer be trafficking
in her bloodstained items.
595
00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:18,758
- What?
- You did what?
596
00:22:18,783 --> 00:22:20,795
Wait. Before you freak out,
597
00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:22,696
think about it, okay?
598
00:22:22,729 --> 00:22:24,881
Ike! You're gonna feel a
lot better about yourselves.
599
00:22:24,906 --> 00:22:26,375
Man, we were kidding.
600
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,208
They don't kill the alpacas for their fur.
They just shave them.
601
00:22:30,070 --> 00:22:31,358
- Really?
- Yes.
602
00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:34,141
Yeah. Fur grows back.
603
00:22:34,175 --> 00:22:35,577
Now I'm freaking out.
604
00:22:35,609 --> 00:22:37,353
What am I gonna do when my
girl asks about the fleece?
605
00:22:37,377 --> 00:22:41,148
Guys, I got to make a return.
606
00:22:41,182 --> 00:22:43,752
Come on, beauty.
607
00:22:43,784 --> 00:22:45,152
Okay, so, that's happening.
608
00:22:45,185 --> 00:22:47,688
Wow. That's... Oh, boy.
609
00:22:47,722 --> 00:22:49,991
I found it! I found it!
610
00:22:50,023 --> 00:22:51,248
Oh.
611
00:22:51,273 --> 00:22:53,103
You put it in the chair,
you son of a bitch.
612
00:22:53,127 --> 00:22:57,165
Yeah, well, I just wanted
you to have some fun.
613
00:22:57,197 --> 00:22:59,593
I'll get a new chair now.
I solved the mystery.
614
00:22:59,618 --> 00:23:01,212
I solved it. No help from you.
615
00:23:01,237 --> 00:23:03,003
Okay, well, fun is fun, Chief.
616
00:23:03,037 --> 00:23:04,506
You're never gonna get me again.
617
00:23:04,539 --> 00:23:06,423
- Never!
- You say that to me.
618
00:23:06,448 --> 00:23:08,577
- I will get you again.
- Good job.
619
00:23:14,749 --> 00:23:16,251
Ahh.
620
00:23:21,455 --> 00:23:22,590
Shit!
621
00:23:22,624 --> 00:23:23,893
Eddie!
622
00:23:24,853 --> 00:23:25,971
Eddie!
623
00:23:26,067 --> 00:23:27,068
Chiefy?
624
00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:29,004
I give up.
625
00:23:29,749 --> 00:23:31,183
- Uncle.
- Uncle?
626
00:23:31,208 --> 00:23:32,343
Yeah.
627
00:23:32,368 --> 00:23:33,368
Curtain rod.
628
00:23:35,154 --> 00:23:37,638
- Oh, you sneaky bastard.
- Mm-hmm.
629
00:23:43,110 --> 00:23:44,176
Fun, right?
630
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:46,970
You come see me if you
want to have more fun.
631
00:23:46,995 --> 00:23:48,049
You're not fun.
632
00:23:48,081 --> 00:23:49,312
Come on outside if you
want to have fun with me.
633
00:23:49,337 --> 00:23:50,597
Just come where the fun is, okay?
634
00:23:50,622 --> 00:23:51,720
Fun.
635
00:23:51,752 --> 00:23:53,221
Get out of here!
636
00:23:53,253 --> 00:23:55,903
- Fun!
- No!
637
00:23:55,661 --> 00:23:58,456
This season on Tacoma FD...
638
00:23:58,493 --> 00:24:00,402
Oh, wait a minute, is
Lucy the new probie?
639
00:24:00,424 --> 00:24:02,030
I just want you to think
of me as one of the guys.
640
00:24:02,052 --> 00:24:04,093
- See you in the showers.
- Not if I see you first.
641
00:24:04,115 --> 00:24:05,706
What?
642
00:24:08,117 --> 00:24:10,954
- Fall back, McConky.
- I'm the fire chief.
643
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:13,333
- Chief says we can retaliate.
- Yeah!
644
00:24:13,363 --> 00:24:17,489
- You guys are awesome!
- I'm here, because you guys are sloppy.
645
00:24:17,908 --> 00:24:20,325
You fed your 5-alarm
chili to a pregnant woman?
646
00:24:20,355 --> 00:24:22,550
Hey, it's good chili. Oh, no! My chili!
647
00:24:22,587 --> 00:24:24,296
- There will be no more farting.
- That's all I do!
648
00:24:24,318 --> 00:24:26,101
- No more swearing.
- Oh [BLEEP]!
649
00:24:26,108 --> 00:24:28,760
- There'll be no hazing.
- Let me down! Let me down!
650
00:24:28,782 --> 00:24:31,361
Prepare yourselves,
it's about to get crazy.