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Why? Why are you in the house?

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Get out of there!

3
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Well, she lives there.

4
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Oh, good. Yeah, grab a kitchen knife.

5
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The worst weapon ever, every time.

6
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How are you gonna
kill a ghost with a knife?

7
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Okay, you're a movie villain.
What's your weapon of choice?

8
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Pfff, easy... A deadly boomerang comb.

9
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Pull it out, chuck it,
cuts them in half,

10
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grab it, calmly comb my hair
when it comes back to me.

11
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Then there would be
blood all in your hair.

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Fine with me.

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Always wanted to be a redhead.

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Lord, no, I... I can't.
I'm not gonna watch.

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Why are you still watching?
You're a mess.

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Do you want us to put on the game?

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He thinks fear is like an allergy,

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like if you eat a few
peanuts every week,

19
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then you won't be allergic
to peanuts anymore.

20
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Then why am I still allergic to latex?

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- I'm sorry. What's that, young lady?
- Nothing.

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Cap, what's your villain weapon?

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Flamethrower.

24
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Is that some kind of
perverse firefighter fantasy?

25
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Not at all. It's just got the most
taglines after the kill.

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"She was an old flame."

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"You're fired."

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- "His ears were burning."
- Okay.

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"That's what I call kicking ash."

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Yeah!

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She's not dressed for ghost hunting.

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- No, not at all.
- No, she is not.

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Oh, what is it?

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Cat. That is a cat.

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God, man! Why?

36
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Granny, you should start smaller.

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I'm thinking a "Scooby-Doo" episode.

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Oh, man. That might be more appropriate.

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Ooh, wow... whoa!

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- Did I get him?
- Yeah, you did good, buddy.

41
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Oh, this thing is stuck to your face.

42
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Yeah, I think it's part of me now.

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Damn it, Andy, you know my history

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of knocking people out when I'm scared.

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I didn't know that, no.

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Why do you think we got
you to do it, man?

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- What's all the noise in here?
- Ah!

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Holy!

49
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I thought Granny wasn't
allowed to watch horror movies.

50
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Well, at least we got the mask off.

51
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Ow.

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

53
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How's your face feel?

54
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Still numb, but at least I can feel

55
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the lower part of my body again.

56
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Looks like you made
out with a waffle iron.

57
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What's up, Golf Ball Head.

58
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Hey, Chief, you want some
chicken cordon bleu?

59
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So Granny, when did you
start scare-punching people?

60
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Oh, uh, probably when I
got my first jack-in-the-box.

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I don't know. I'm just jumpy, I guess.

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What's the most afraid you've
ever been in your entire life?

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When I was 10,
I was at a surprise birthday party

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for my Aunt Carol.

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Ooh, I like where this is going.

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I was crouched down with
the rest of the guests,

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waiting to surprise her.

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And right as she
walked through the door,

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everybody jumped up and yelled at me.

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It was my surprise-surprise party.

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- So then you swung?
- Yeah.

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Uncle Dave wound up with a broken jaw,

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and I got permanently removed
from the Christmas gift list,

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so whatever.

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What about you, Ike?

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What's the most scared you've ever been?

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Oddly enough, it was at a haunted house.

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- That's not odd at all.
- Yeah.

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That's like saying the wettest
you've ever been is at a pool.

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Oh.

81
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Why does he keep leaving?

82
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Anyway, I was working at this
place called Nightmare Manor.

83
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Oh, I know that haunted house,
right by the refinery.

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Yeah! I played the executioner.

85
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More like the flex-ecutioner.

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- You saw me?
- No.

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Oh, anyway, yeah, I jumped out

88
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and scared this guy so bad once,
he had a heart attack.

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Nice job.

90
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No, no, I mean he went
into cardiac arrest.

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And I froze.

92
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Like, I didn't do anything.

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It was lucky my buddy, Dracula,
he jumped in and performed CPR.

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The guy survived, thankfully,

95
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but I tell you,
that feeling of uselessness...

96
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it really scared the crap out of me.

97
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Anyway, that's the reason
I became a first responder.

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Cool origin story. Lucy, your turn.

99
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Okay, I was seven, and I was

100
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at the Tukwila Family
Fun Center with my dad,

101
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and I was holding onto his
pant leg so I didn't get lost.

102
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I, uh, got bumped into
this sea of people,

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so I let go for a moment.

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And we kept walking for a while,

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and... eventually I looked up,
and I realized

106
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that I was holding onto
a complete stranger.

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My dad was nowhere in sight. I was lost.

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Did you find your dad again?

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Ike, you know her dad's
the chief, right?

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Yeah... no, I...

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That's what I s... I know that.

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That's what I said, Andy.

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I mean in the story,
did you find your dad?

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She's telling a story.

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- That's not what I meant!
- Okay.

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So I kept shouting for my dad,
and no one could hear me.

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It was like I was trapped
under all these people,

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and I thought I was
gonna be lost forever.

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It's the most terrifying
feeling I could ever remember.

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I don't remember it that way.

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Dad, I found you
at the concession stand,

122
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and you were wearing
your ugly gray sweater

123
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and holding a bratwurst with onions.

124
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The bratwurst rings a bell.

125
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Why do you keep
popping in and out of here?

126
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I'm getting my steps in.

127
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Vicky got me one of these new fit bands.

128
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I don't think they're really new.

129
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They've been around for about 10 years.

130
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They still suck.

131
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They're supposed to
motivate you to walk more?

132
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All they do is motivate
you to swing your arms.

133
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Well, maybe you'd have more motivation

134
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if you had a companion to
walk with, like a dog.

135
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Ooh.

136
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We're not getting a dalmatian.

137
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Oh, come on,
I think it'd be really great for morale.

138
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And besides,
I think most fire stations have them.

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I'm not most fire stations.

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Dogs are needy, they stink,
and they lick you.

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- What about a Clydesdale?
- They lick you too.

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Eddie, I almost got my steps.
Where's my chicken cordon bleu?

143
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I got it right here.

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Aw, good. Cheese and ham.

145
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God, he can be so ornery, can't he?

146
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Yeah, but I love that about him.

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What about you, Cap?
What's your scariest moment?

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That's easy. Sophomore
year in high school.

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It's picture day.

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The photographer took a
photo of me from my bad side.

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- And then what happened?
- That's it.

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I know it's hard to believe,
but the photo was hideous.

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Even after I cried,

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she refused to take of
me from my good side.

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- That's it?
- Yeah.

156
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I had to petition the school
to stop publication of the yearbook.

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- Wow, that's crazy 'cause...
- Mm-mm, ah.

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Oh, okay! Impressive.

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- It's his good side.
- Andy, your turn.

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Oh, I'm not afraid of anything.

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Nah, come on,
everybody's scared of something.

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Nope, not me.

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There is nothing I can think
of that I am afraid of.

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What about Chief when he's low on carbs?

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Not even that.

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Basic law and union
guidelines prevent him

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from mortally harming us in any way.

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Well, I sure hope so because

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I have something to show you guys.

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- Oh, shit.
- Oh.

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- Hey!
- Whoa!

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Lucy, you are dead.

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Lucy, why would you bring
a dog in the station

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when you know how much
your dad hates animals?

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He doesn't remember losing
me at the family fun park,

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so maybe I don't remember
him saying no dogs.

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Ooh, I don't know if that's
gonna hold up in court.

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What's your name, boy? Huh?

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What's your name? What's your name?

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What's your name? Does he have a name?

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- I don't know yet.
- Wow, he's an orphan?

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- Orphans have names, man.
- Yeah, that's true.

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I just don't have the heart to name him

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in case I have to give him back.

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You gotta give him a name,
like, um, Sparky.

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- Yeah, or Blaze.
- Flame-O.

187
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- That's already taken, bud.
- Not a dog, though.

188
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- I got it... Hoser.
- Oh, yes!

189
00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:08,565
Hoser it is. Aw, come here, Hoser.

190
00:07:08,590 --> 00:07:09,987
- What the hell's that?
- Oh, jeez.

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- I can explain.
- Chief, you know what?

192
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It's actually all of our faults.

193
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Well, it's like 60-40, Lucy.

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I saw him at the animal shelter,

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and I mean, look at this face, Dad.

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- How could I resist?
- Look at that face.

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- We named him Hoser.
- Get rid of it.

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Oh, come on, I will walk and
feed him myself every day.

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- Please?
- Oh, yeah?

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You said that when
you were 12 years old,

201
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and I ended up scooping
dog shit for two months.

202
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Oh, hey,
what if we get a golden retriever?

203
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You're missing the point,
Ike... no dogs.

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<i>Station 24, respond to structure fire</i>

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<i>at 666 Eerie Ave.</i>

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- Let's go.
- Tough address.

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Come on, Hoser. Good boy.

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Hey, Chief, are you gracing
us with your presence?

209
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Yeah, I gotta get my steps in.

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Wow, you're taking this seriously.

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Vicky's monitoring my
progress on the website.

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- Happy to have you.
- Glad to be here.

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Try not to get in the way.

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Is that what I think it is?

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It is if you think it's Nightmare Manor.

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I hope Granny's up for this.

217
00:09:04,813 --> 00:09:06,749
Car one to dispatch, I got smoke showing

218
00:09:06,774 --> 00:09:08,053
on a three-story wooden structure.

219
00:09:08,077 --> 00:09:09,584
Car one in command.

220
00:09:09,609 --> 00:09:12,479
Whoo-hoo, baby! What are the odds, huh?

221
00:09:12,504 --> 00:09:13,890
Man, I don't like this.

222
00:09:13,915 --> 00:09:15,917
And why is that crazy
old lady staring at me

223
00:09:15,942 --> 00:09:17,416
from the top window?

224
00:09:17,785 --> 00:09:19,475
I can't remember if
that's a cardboard cutout

225
00:09:19,499 --> 00:09:20,673
or a real ghost.

226
00:09:20,698 --> 00:09:23,495
Rumors are this place is, like,
haunted for real, for real.

227
00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:28,094
I ain't afraid of no ghost.
I ain't afraid of nothing.

228
00:09:28,119 --> 00:09:29,446
All right, Lucy, you're with me.

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00:09:29,471 --> 00:09:31,248
- We're on crowd control.
- Okay, Ike and Granny.

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Grab the main attack
line from rear step.

231
00:09:32,709 --> 00:09:34,386
The three of us are
gonna locate the fire.

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- Andy, you man the pump.
- Cap, why can't I go in?

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I'm not even afraid of this place.

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Yeah, let me man the pump.

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Andy, you man the pump.
Granny, get in there.

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All right, let's go to work.
Pack up, everybody.

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Hey, Granny,
don't crap your scaredy pants.

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Stop whining and get to work!

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- Tacoma FD!
- Tacoma FD, everybody out.

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- Everybody out, please.
- Please exit the building.

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- Let's go, let's go.
- Come on.

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- Let's go. Please exit the building.
- Everybody outside, please.

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Thank you very much.

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- Everybody out.
- Outside.

245
00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:02,103
It's like I never left!

246
00:10:02,128 --> 00:10:03,894
Place looks exactly the same.

247
00:10:03,919 --> 00:10:05,872
We got smoke coming up
from the floor over here.

248
00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,747
No, no, Cap. It's a fog machine.

249
00:10:07,772 --> 00:10:09,940
- This is all fog machine.
- It's all fog?

250
00:10:09,965 --> 00:10:11,368
All right.

251
00:10:14,295 --> 00:10:15,820
All right, Lucy,
let's go this way, come on.

252
00:10:15,844 --> 00:10:18,861
So this way is the
Witch's Cauldron Room.

253
00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:20,246
It's actually a great place to have sex

254
00:10:20,270 --> 00:10:21,818
if you're into hot tubs and stuff.

255
00:10:21,843 --> 00:10:23,995
Over here is the Room
of a Thousand Eyes,

256
00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:26,423
also a great place to have sex
if you're into being watched.

257
00:10:26,448 --> 00:10:27,726
Look, man, let's just find the fire

258
00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:28,761
so we can get the hell out of here.

259
00:10:28,785 --> 00:10:29,930
No, yeah, absolutely.

260
00:10:29,955 --> 00:10:32,552
Uh, best thing to do would be
cut through the Insane Asylum.

261
00:10:32,577 --> 00:10:36,324
Ah, sorry, old habits.
The Mentally Challenged Ward.

262
00:10:36,349 --> 00:10:37,825
It's right here.

263
00:10:40,131 --> 00:10:41,163
Oh!

264
00:10:41,188 --> 00:10:43,737
- Whoa!
- And what the hell was that?

265
00:10:43,762 --> 00:10:45,557
Dude, you just punched an employee.

266
00:10:45,582 --> 00:10:46,606
I didn't mean to.

267
00:10:46,631 --> 00:10:48,363
You know this is the type
of shit that freaks me out.

268
00:10:48,387 --> 00:10:51,364
Hey, Carl, is that you?
You crazy son of a bitch.

269
00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:54,400
You can't jump out at this guy!
He's my buddy, Carl.

270
00:10:54,425 --> 00:10:55,545
He's worked here for, like, 12 years.

271
00:10:55,569 --> 00:10:56,637
Hey, Carl.

272
00:10:59,787 --> 00:11:01,623
Hey, everybody, listen up. Tacoma FD.

273
00:11:01,648 --> 00:11:03,583
A fire alarm has been
triggered in the building.

274
00:11:03,608 --> 00:11:06,243
I'm gonna ask you to evacuate
in an orderly manner.

275
00:11:06,268 --> 00:11:09,066
Oh, no. Save us, right?

276
00:11:09,091 --> 00:11:10,702
Sir, this is an actual emergency,

277
00:11:10,727 --> 00:11:11,910
not part of the show.

278
00:11:11,935 --> 00:11:14,588
Oh, sure, yeah.
The smoke almost seems real.

279
00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:18,043
Dad, I think these
firefighters might be legit.

280
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,838
What, a chick and a fat guy? Come on.

281
00:11:19,863 --> 00:11:21,642
All right, buddy, let's go.
Come on, you guys.

282
00:11:21,666 --> 00:11:23,471
You and your kid, out. Ghouly, let's go.

283
00:11:23,496 --> 00:11:25,083
You're out. Let's go.

284
00:11:25,108 --> 00:11:26,958
Everybody's out. Everybody's out.

285
00:11:26,983 --> 00:11:28,364
Lucy, you head down the hallway.

286
00:11:28,389 --> 00:11:29,934
I'll take these people out.
I'll meet you in the back.

287
00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:32,312
Okay? All right. Look at this guy.

288
00:11:32,518 --> 00:11:34,120
I got a werewolf here.

289
00:11:45,745 --> 00:11:47,845
Oh, yes.

290
00:11:47,870 --> 00:11:50,714
The Hall of Hands.
I forgot about this place.

291
00:11:50,739 --> 00:11:53,796
Ah... oh, jeez, sorry.
Is that Phil back there?

292
00:11:53,821 --> 00:11:55,047
He's as strong as an ox.

293
00:11:55,071 --> 00:11:56,294
- All this smoke is fake.
- Yeah.

294
00:11:56,318 --> 00:11:57,635
All the fires are fake too, man.

295
00:11:57,660 --> 00:11:59,334
Where's the real stuff?

296
00:12:01,056 --> 00:12:03,799
Don't do that... just reach out
and shake a hand or something.

297
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,071
Don't offend 'em. Come on.

298
00:12:05,096 --> 00:12:06,446
Let's just get through this, okay?

299
00:12:06,470 --> 00:12:09,321
Yeah, unless the next room is
the Hall of Hand Sanitizer,

300
00:12:09,346 --> 00:12:10,434
I'll pass.

301
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,547
Ah, ah, thank you.

302
00:12:13,572 --> 00:12:15,105
Well done, Cap. They love it.

303
00:12:15,130 --> 00:12:16,853
All right, just, uh,
to the right here, fellas.

304
00:12:16,877 --> 00:12:18,506
Okay... ah!

305
00:12:21,097 --> 00:12:22,828
Take it ease.

306
00:12:23,126 --> 00:12:25,171
Come on down, folks. Watch your step.

307
00:12:25,196 --> 00:12:27,166
But please get away from the house.

308
00:12:27,191 --> 00:12:28,890
Thank you. Sorry to ruin your night.

309
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,423
Hey, uh, can we get our money back?

310
00:12:30,448 --> 00:12:31,678
Actually, I don't work here.

311
00:12:31,703 --> 00:12:33,706
How about a voucher so we
can come back another time?

312
00:12:33,730 --> 00:12:35,715
I mean, I have some TFD stickers

313
00:12:35,740 --> 00:12:37,327
and maybe some band-aids...

314
00:12:37,352 --> 00:12:38,420
Ah, forget about it.

315
00:12:38,445 --> 00:12:39,680
Another crappy weekend with Dad.

316
00:12:39,704 --> 00:12:41,601
- Let's go.
- Sorry, kid.

317
00:12:41,626 --> 00:12:43,438
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

318
00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:45,550
- Stay calm, sir.
- Dude, back up off me.

319
00:12:45,575 --> 00:12:48,195
Your eyeball is hanging
down by your mouth.

320
00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:50,420
Do you know how long it
took me to get this right?

321
00:12:50,445 --> 00:12:52,564
- It's a $40 prosthetic.
- Oh.

322
00:12:52,589 --> 00:12:54,686
- Asshole.
- Oh, thank goodness.

323
00:12:54,711 --> 00:12:57,031
I didn't wanna actually
have to deal with that.

324
00:12:57,089 --> 00:12:59,627
Whoo... oh!

325
00:12:59,666 --> 00:13:02,941
Those aren't real guts.
They don't get that glossy.

326
00:13:02,966 --> 00:13:06,610
Okay, tell me that is a fake cleaver

327
00:13:06,635 --> 00:13:08,216
on your... all right.

328
00:13:08,241 --> 00:13:10,314
The last thing I need
from you with the cleaver

329
00:13:10,339 --> 00:13:11,507
is an attitude.

330
00:13:12,119 --> 00:13:13,943
Hello?

331
00:13:24,186 --> 00:13:27,221
Hello? Someone there?

332
00:13:29,596 --> 00:13:30,764
Hello?

333
00:13:40,225 --> 00:13:41,896
Hey, Chief, I got turned around.

334
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:44,819
It looks like I'm at the
Silence of the Rams Room,

335
00:13:44,844 --> 00:13:45,845
whatever that is.

336
00:13:45,870 --> 00:13:48,967
You copy, Chief? Chief, do you copy?

337
00:13:49,509 --> 00:13:51,211
Hey, Dad?

338
00:13:53,126 --> 00:13:54,995
Okay.

339
00:14:05,216 --> 00:14:07,152
Damn flashlight.

340
00:14:12,924 --> 00:14:14,598
Chief?

341
00:14:15,541 --> 00:14:17,177
Dad?

342
00:14:33,399 --> 00:14:36,176
Your radio won't work down here.

343
00:14:36,201 --> 00:14:39,106
There's no one to hear you call.

344
00:14:39,131 --> 00:14:42,165
- Mister, you need to go...
- I'm Buffalo Phil.

345
00:14:42,190 --> 00:14:44,365
Have you seen a fire
chief dressed like this?

346
00:14:44,390 --> 00:14:47,074
Is he a great, big, fat person?

347
00:14:47,099 --> 00:14:48,566
- Excuse me?
- Come on.

348
00:14:48,591 --> 00:14:50,658
You never saw "Silence
of the Lambs" either?

349
00:14:50,683 --> 00:14:52,651
You're like the 10th person today.

350
00:14:52,676 --> 00:14:54,545
Does no one watch the classics anymore?

351
00:14:54,570 --> 00:14:56,339
I thought this was Silence of the Rams.

352
00:14:56,364 --> 00:14:57,634
It's a copyright thing.

353
00:14:57,659 --> 00:14:59,979
Listen, the building's on fire,
and you need to evacuate.

354
00:15:00,004 --> 00:15:01,474
Is there anyone else down here?

355
00:15:01,499 --> 00:15:04,315
If I said Hannibal Lecter,
would you know who that was?

356
00:15:04,979 --> 00:15:07,706
- Uh...
- Oh, unbelievable.

357
00:15:11,462 --> 00:15:12,844
Oh.

358
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:17,407
Ow. Come on.

359
00:15:19,726 --> 00:15:23,215
Wow, it's all smoke and mirrors, fellas.

360
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,394
Oh, and if you need a confidence boost,

361
00:15:24,418 --> 00:15:26,424
stand in front of this
one with your pants off.

362
00:15:26,449 --> 00:15:28,577
Hello! Whoo-whoop!

363
00:15:28,602 --> 00:15:30,437
Okay, enough.
Ike, where's the control room

364
00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:32,337
so I can turn the fog
off and the lights on?

365
00:15:32,362 --> 00:15:34,616
I'm flattered you think I
had control room access.

366
00:15:34,641 --> 00:15:36,586
- I've never been in that room.
- Okay, I'll find it.

367
00:15:36,610 --> 00:15:39,256
You guys keep looking for the real fire,
I'll get the lights.

368
00:15:39,281 --> 00:15:40,669
The sooner the better, Cap.

369
00:15:40,694 --> 00:15:43,227
You're fine. Come on, let's go.

370
00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:44,969
I know this place like
the back of my hand.

371
00:15:46,878 --> 00:15:49,581
Oh, hey! Whoa, come on, man. No!

372
00:15:49,606 --> 00:15:51,242
Calm down, man.

373
00:15:54,981 --> 00:15:57,291
Granny, that's like
seven years bad luck.

374
00:15:58,429 --> 00:15:59,865
Okay, raise your hand

375
00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:02,893
if you're in need of
real medical attention.

376
00:16:03,849 --> 00:16:05,379
Oh, really, of all people,

377
00:16:05,404 --> 00:16:07,230
the one that doesn't have a hand?

378
00:16:07,255 --> 00:16:09,856
I have a splinter in my foot.
Do you have any tweezers?

379
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:12,403
Can you give us a
status update on the fire?

380
00:16:12,737 --> 00:16:16,621
I, um... Chief will do that, actually.

381
00:16:16,646 --> 00:16:18,568
Can you just fill us
what's going on inside?

382
00:16:18,593 --> 00:16:21,460
- Has it been contained?
- Is this live?

383
00:16:23,456 --> 00:16:26,326
- Can people see me right now?
- Have you evacuated everyone?

384
00:16:27,806 --> 00:16:29,960
How many people are
still inside the house?

385
00:16:29,985 --> 00:16:33,519
What... no. Is that a werewolf?

386
00:16:45,430 --> 00:16:48,967
Dad? Buffalo Phil?

387
00:16:49,156 --> 00:16:51,299
Anyone?

388
00:16:51,621 --> 00:16:53,709
I'm stuck in the well!

389
00:16:54,432 --> 00:16:57,035
And I really have to pee.

390
00:17:02,373 --> 00:17:04,375
Oh, brother. You gotta be kidding me.

391
00:17:04,561 --> 00:17:06,102
Lucy?

392
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:09,161
Hey, you, you.
Have you seen a firefighter?

393
00:17:09,185 --> 00:17:10,766
Hey, hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

394
00:17:10,791 --> 00:17:13,189
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with your mouth?

395
00:17:13,214 --> 00:17:15,105
You can't talk? What's
the matter with you?

396
00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:16,690
Hey, your mouth's not really sewn shut.

397
00:17:16,715 --> 00:17:19,203
Evacuate the building! God.

398
00:17:19,228 --> 00:17:21,029
Hey, hey, buddy.
Have you seen a firefighter?

399
00:17:21,054 --> 00:17:23,358
What the hell's in your mouth?
Is that a ball?

400
00:17:23,383 --> 00:17:24,685
Show's over, pal.

401
00:17:24,901 --> 00:17:26,933
God, these people.

402
00:17:27,595 --> 00:17:30,429
Hey, have you seen a
firefighter come through here?

403
00:17:31,025 --> 00:17:33,228
Okay, great. All right, you know what?

404
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,585
All of you, get out. Get out!

405
00:17:34,610 --> 00:17:36,612
Gotta evacuate the building.
Let's go, come on.

406
00:17:36,637 --> 00:17:38,938
There's a fire in here.

407
00:17:42,575 --> 00:17:44,144
Hey, wait a minute.

408
00:17:44,169 --> 00:17:46,671
Granny,
this is my old executioner's room.

409
00:17:46,696 --> 00:17:47,790
Check it out, man.

410
00:17:47,815 --> 00:17:49,973
Man, I feel like
something's crawling on me.

411
00:17:49,998 --> 00:17:52,658
Get it off of me, man.
Just get it... get it off.

412
00:17:52,683 --> 00:17:56,627
God, man, you're fine.
God, Granny, calm down.

413
00:17:56,652 --> 00:18:00,189
Man, I remember every single detail.

414
00:18:00,214 --> 00:18:02,276
Look at the chains hanging here,
the big axe,

415
00:18:02,301 --> 00:18:04,317
a rusty guillotine too.

416
00:18:04,342 --> 00:18:06,444
Ah, there's Glenn back
there in his cage.

417
00:18:06,469 --> 00:18:07,600
Oh, right there.

418
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:09,345
That's where I used
to jump out and scare...

419
00:18:13,116 --> 00:18:14,440
Oh.

420
00:18:14,465 --> 00:18:16,814
My heart.

421
00:18:17,585 --> 00:18:19,230
No, no, no, no.

422
00:18:22,372 --> 00:18:24,769
Oh, not again.

423
00:18:28,556 --> 00:18:31,526
You can do this, Ike. You got this.

424
00:18:31,551 --> 00:18:35,873
Be the flex-ecutioner.
Be the flex-ecutioner.

425
00:18:38,681 --> 00:18:41,010
Come on, breathe! Don't you die on me!

426
00:18:45,543 --> 00:18:47,999
Control, control...

427
00:18:54,879 --> 00:18:57,735
House light, rise and shine.

428
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,157
Ah, the staff kitchen. Okay.

429
00:19:08,332 --> 00:19:09,800
That's gross.

430
00:19:11,852 --> 00:19:14,624
Hello? Is someone there?

431
00:19:16,339 --> 00:19:17,794
Hoser!

432
00:19:17,819 --> 00:19:21,222
Hoser, good boy. Hoser, go get help.

433
00:19:25,556 --> 00:19:28,279
Well, that's got
a 50-50 chance of working.

434
00:19:29,597 --> 00:19:31,544
Come on, don't you die on me.

435
00:19:31,569 --> 00:19:33,506
Come on, my health insurance

436
00:19:33,531 --> 00:19:35,009
doesn't cover this much therapy.

437
00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:39,918
- Okay.
- Wow.

438
00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:42,181
Okay, easy.

439
00:19:42,206 --> 00:19:43,699
- Whoa.
- Yes!

440
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:44,959
Thank you.

441
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,005
Hey, I guess I did a good job, huh?

442
00:19:47,030 --> 00:19:50,388
Yeah, you got him good.
I am so glad you didn't die!

443
00:19:50,413 --> 00:19:52,224
Aw, thanks brother.

444
00:19:52,249 --> 00:19:54,418
Hey, no one ever thinks
about the executioner dying.

445
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,115
- You know?
- Hey, I was the executioner.

446
00:19:57,140 --> 00:19:59,322
Oh, I can tell.

447
00:20:01,149 --> 00:20:04,752
- Thanks, man.
- Okay, let's get him up.

448
00:20:05,207 --> 00:20:06,691
- Granny, you all right?
- Huh?

449
00:20:07,369 --> 00:20:10,386
- How long was I out?
- Aw, man.

450
00:20:11,895 --> 00:20:13,207
No!

451
00:20:13,232 --> 00:20:15,780
No! Man!

452
00:20:15,805 --> 00:20:17,450
You're giving him
mouth-to-mouth this time!

453
00:20:17,474 --> 00:20:20,770
Lucy. Lucy, are you in here?

454
00:20:20,795 --> 00:20:24,178
Lucy, are you in here? Lucy.

455
00:20:26,919 --> 00:20:28,100
Oh, boy.

456
00:20:28,971 --> 00:20:32,011
Welcome to my nightmare.
Surrounded by dogs.

457
00:20:32,036 --> 00:20:33,404
Get out of here.

458
00:20:33,429 --> 00:20:36,445
Hoser, is that you? It is you.

459
00:20:36,716 --> 00:20:38,876
Oh, are we gonna do this?

460
00:20:38,901 --> 00:20:40,737
Are you trying to tell
me something, boy?

461
00:20:40,762 --> 00:20:42,731
Is Lucy trapped in a well?

462
00:20:42,756 --> 00:20:45,430
Wait, is she trapped in a well?

463
00:20:45,908 --> 00:20:47,299
I can't believe we're doing this.

464
00:20:47,324 --> 00:20:49,092
All right. Let's go.

465
00:21:03,439 --> 00:21:05,457
Engine 24 to command.

466
00:21:05,482 --> 00:21:08,252
After all this,
it's just a popcorn call.

467
00:21:08,277 --> 00:21:09,411
Hey, that's my lunch.

468
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,421
Man, that popcorn button's bullshit.

469
00:21:11,446 --> 00:21:13,459
Buddy, you could've burned
down the whole building.

470
00:21:13,484 --> 00:21:15,485
Yeah, okay. I surrender.

471
00:21:15,905 --> 00:21:19,429
Whoa, nice dick tuck.
Love the dedication.

472
00:21:19,454 --> 00:21:21,544
You're the first person
who actually gets it.

473
00:21:23,261 --> 00:21:26,056
Is anybody there? Hello?

474
00:21:28,262 --> 00:21:30,020
Hoser, I need help.

475
00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:33,539
- Dad!
- Well, well, well.

476
00:21:33,564 --> 00:21:35,994
Dad, seriously,
this isn't a time for puns.

477
00:21:36,019 --> 00:21:37,424
You're fine now. I found you.

478
00:21:37,449 --> 00:21:39,816
- You mean Hoser found me.
- Hoser followed me here.

479
00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:41,253
Yeah, because I told him to go get you.

480
00:21:41,277 --> 00:21:43,654
Hoser's a dog.
Dogs don't understand English.

481
00:21:45,205 --> 00:21:47,119
All right, why don't we
just get me out of the well,

482
00:21:47,143 --> 00:21:48,191
and then we can discuss it?

483
00:21:48,215 --> 00:21:49,295
Is that lotion down there?

484
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,496
Yeah, I don't know why
there's lotion in here.

485
00:21:51,521 --> 00:21:53,957
- Hold on a second.
- Why?

486
00:21:54,908 --> 00:21:56,509
It looks like the good stuff.

487
00:21:56,534 --> 00:21:57,913
Here, put the lotion in the basket.

488
00:21:57,937 --> 00:21:59,206
Are you kidding me right now?

489
00:21:59,231 --> 00:22:00,339
Yeah, put the lotion in the basket.

490
00:22:00,363 --> 00:22:01,714
Dad, please tell me you're kidding.

491
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,101
Put the lotion in the basket!

492
00:22:03,126 --> 00:22:04,652
Why are you yelling at me?

493
00:22:05,184 --> 00:22:06,343
Have you not seen the movie?

494
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:09,138
- No, I haven't seen the movie.
- It's a classic.

495
00:22:09,163 --> 00:22:10,708
Okay, great, why don't you
just get me out of the well,

496
00:22:10,732 --> 00:22:12,311
and then we can watch all
the classics together?

497
00:22:12,335 --> 00:22:14,711
Okay, but seriously,
put the lotion in the basket.

498
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:18,127
You're so weird, Dad.

499
00:22:20,913 --> 00:22:23,299
Hey, Hoser.

500
00:22:24,368 --> 00:22:25,903
I gotta say, this place is awesome.

501
00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:27,295
I'm having my birthday party here.

502
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:28,415
- Who's in?
- Nope.

503
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,306
Hey, Carl can get us a meet
and greet with all the hands

504
00:22:30,330 --> 00:22:31,535
- Nope.
- Captain, Chief,

505
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,837
somebody's gotta talk to the press.

506
00:22:32,861 --> 00:22:34,313
Where's Andy?

507
00:22:35,356 --> 00:22:37,998
Uh, I think your guy's got a
problem with public speaking.

508
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,316
Look at him. He's all petrified.

509
00:22:42,096 --> 00:22:44,462
Yeah, I got the same thing.
That's why I wear the mask.

510
00:22:44,487 --> 00:22:46,679
He faced his fears, and now look at him.

511
00:22:47,172 --> 00:22:50,421
Hey, wait. Guys, that's what I did.

512
00:22:50,446 --> 00:22:51,692
I guess that's what we all did

513
00:22:51,717 --> 00:22:53,250
'cause I almost just
died in that creepy well.

514
00:22:53,274 --> 00:22:54,964
Well, you get paid to not be afraid,

515
00:22:54,989 --> 00:22:56,738
so I'm proud of you,
and I'm not proud of you.

516
00:22:56,762 --> 00:22:59,056
It goes both ways.

517
00:22:59,081 --> 00:23:01,147
All right, well,
one big question remains:

518
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:02,250
what about Hoser?

519
00:23:02,275 --> 00:23:04,377
I mean, he did just
save your daughter's life.

520
00:23:04,402 --> 00:23:06,103
- Can we keep him?
- Come on, Chief.

521
00:23:06,128 --> 00:23:08,138
- Come on, Chief.
- Come on, have a heart.

522
00:23:08,163 --> 00:23:10,140
Come on.

523
00:23:10,165 --> 00:23:11,566
Hi, buddy.

524
00:23:13,305 --> 00:23:15,847
- Okay, okay.
- He... he loves you.

525
00:23:15,872 --> 00:23:19,993
- Okay, good dog, good doggy.
- This melts my heart.

526
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,609
- Get rid of it.
- What...

527
00:23:23,634 --> 00:23:25,927
Oh, hey, I got my steps!

528
00:23:27,908 --> 00:23:29,022
Excuse me.

529
00:23:29,047 --> 00:23:30,662
I did not see that coming.

530
00:23:35,696 --> 00:23:37,597
Whoop, whoop! Check it out, team.

531
00:23:37,622 --> 00:23:39,168
The photos from Nightmare Manor.

532
00:23:39,193 --> 00:23:42,651
- Whoa, okay.
- The envelope, please.

533
00:23:42,676 --> 00:23:45,596
Ah, yeah. I'll take that.

534
00:23:45,850 --> 00:23:47,286
- All right.
- Oh, Granny.

535
00:23:47,311 --> 00:23:48,901
- Granny.
- Wow.

536
00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:50,636
Hey, can we get rid of that?

537
00:23:50,660 --> 00:23:51,966
Nah, it's fine. He doesn't care.

538
00:23:51,991 --> 00:23:54,454
That's my buddy, Paul.
He's fine, he's fine.

539
00:23:54,479 --> 00:23:56,114
- Whoa.
- Aw, yeah.

540
00:23:56,139 --> 00:23:57,972
Arms up. Executioner down.

541
00:23:57,997 --> 00:23:59,206
I know where all the cameras are.

542
00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:00,940
- Aww.
- There's my best friend.

543
00:24:00,965 --> 00:24:02,051
I wish we could've kept him.

544
00:24:02,075 --> 00:24:03,367
I think Chief had him stuffed.

545
00:24:03,392 --> 00:24:05,830
Whoa, Luce. Look at that.

546
00:24:05,855 --> 00:24:07,832
- Looks clumsy.
- Apple doesn't fall far.

547
00:24:07,857 --> 00:24:09,775
Well, I mean,
it does fall far into a well.

548
00:24:10,054 --> 00:24:11,952
- Stop.
- Whoa!

549
00:24:11,977 --> 00:24:13,954
- Oh, whoa!
- Wow.

550
00:24:13,979 --> 00:24:16,949
That's not just the bad side.
That's the dark side.

551
00:24:16,974 --> 00:24:19,292
That is super embarrassing.

552
00:24:19,317 --> 00:24:21,019
Oh, you wanna talk embarrassing, Andy?

553
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,467
Check this out.

554
00:24:22,855 --> 00:24:24,679
<i>Can you fill us in
what's going on inside?</i>

555
00:24:24,704 --> 00:24:26,295
<i>Is the fire under control?</i>

556
00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:28,612
Oh!

557
00:24:28,637 --> 00:24:30,339
Yup, firefighter vomits on camera.

558
00:24:30,364 --> 00:24:32,129
- Story at 11:00.
- Oh!

559
00:24:32,622 --> 00:24:34,892
Oh, my gosh.