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Throw the ball. Let's go.
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Cops suck!
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Cops do not suck.
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Firefighters suck.
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Plate's that way, Polonski.
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Come on. You're terrible.
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You suck, bitch.
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- What's up?
- Shut up.
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You trying to hit me, cop?
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It's high-pitch softball.
I can't hit you.
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Yeah, how about you get that
bat off your shoulder, huh?
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Maybe swing at something. I don't know.
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Give me something to swing at, then.
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Come on, Granny.
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- Come on, Granny.
- Choke on this.
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You suck, Polonski.
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Time out. He's hurt.
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We got a guy down.
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You guys are first responders. Come on.
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You're first responders, too. Respond.
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Come on, Granny, you're a medic.
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Stop running!
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Whoo!
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Talk about a high-pitch.
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Man, I love whipping
the cops' ass at softball.
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Yes, indeed.
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Yeah, they suck, especially Shuck.
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That guy creeps me out.
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He always stares right under my boobs.
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- You mean right at your boobs.
- No, under.
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- What?
- Under.
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Ugh.
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Oh, shit.
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Ike, that is one big
python between your legs.
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Aww, thanks, Granny.
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Has it always been that big?
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No, no. Takes time to grow, you know.
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If I had something like that,
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- I wouldn't know how to handle it.
- You can handle it.
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No problem.
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As long as I guide you,
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you can do whatever you want to it.
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I'm a little scared.
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Name's Squeezy.
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She's part of my new
exotic dance routine.
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- Why'd you bring her here?
- Oh, my apartment's infested with mice,
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so we had to get an exterminator,
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and we had to evacuate,
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which sucks because exterminators
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are mucho expensivo, aren't they?
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Why don't you just let
the snake take care of it?
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Hmm, let me think.
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Because snakes don't have
any money, Andy.
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Regardless, man, you need
to hide that thing, all right?
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If Chief sees it,
he's gonna blow a gasket.
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No, no, it's impossible.
He'll never know it's here.
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Trust me.
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I pop her in the little case here,
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she takes a disco nap...
We're all good, buddy.
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Hey, let's go.
Press conference is starting.
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Come on.
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Last night, a warehouse
full of adult toys burned down.
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It's the second adult toy
warehouse to burn down
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in the last two weeks,
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which leads us to
believe this was arson.
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As this is an ongoing crime,
the police and fire departments
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will be forming a joint task force
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- to solve this...
- What?
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Ken Walters, "My Neighborhood App."
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Which businesses were hit?
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The first was Suckceptions,
then, last night,
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the EverThrust warehouse
burned down one block away.
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- Any casualties?
- No.
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But lots of inventory damage.
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What type of inventory?
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Toys, paraphernalia.
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Could you list the items,
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just so we know what
we're dealing with here?
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Uh...
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Vibrators, dildos, strap-ons,
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gag balls, whips,
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nipple clamps, sex dolls,
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sex swings, artificial vaginas,
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bondage kits, flavored lubes,
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et cetera, et cetera.
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Oh, and what exactly
are those items used for?
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They're for sexual and
masturbatory pleasure.
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Oh, I get it. Okay.
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Very funny.
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What are you even looking at?
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- I'm a rib guy.
- What does that mean?
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Means I like ribs,
and you got some nice ones.
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- All right, enough, enough.
- She started it,
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putting her ribs
all out there for me to see.
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How can you even see my
ribs through the shirt?
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You can't flaunt those ribs
and expect me not to look.
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- Hey, shut up.
- You shut up.
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You shut up.
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Ho! Ho!
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Hey, hey, hey, all right,
all right, all right.
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Come on. Listen up.
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We will be breaking up
into teams of TFD and TPD.
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The first team, Myawani,
McConky, Salazar.
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- Chief!
- Carajo de mierda.
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- Maybe a little sex with the ex.
- Never.
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All right, the three of you
will be at the site
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of the last warehouse to burn down.
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You'll be gathering evidence.
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The next team, Crystal, Shuck.
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Aww, shucks.
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There is a third warehouse in the area.
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- It's called the Dildo Dojo.
- Funny name.
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We have reason to believe
it is the next target,
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so you'll be keeping an eye on that.
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A little stakeout action, huh?
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Stakeout action.
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Surveillance is cop work.
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- Really? Is it?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, Ike.
- All right, Granny.
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- Who I get?
- You will be at the police station
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with Captain Polonski.
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You'll be consolidating
the fire and police report
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into one report.
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Which will be submitted to me.
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The Mayor's Office doesn't want
an arsonist running around.
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There's a lot of people very concerned.
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Yeah, I hear the butt plug enthusiasts
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are being a giant pain in the ass.
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Oh, nice one, Cap.
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Yeah, the S&M people
are really cracking the whip.
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The bondage people are fit to be tied.
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I heard the dildo boys have a...
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No, you got it, bud.
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I don't have one, Chief. Sorry.
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All right, that's it.
Come on, everybody, let's go.
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Go catch an arsonist. Let's do it.
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EverThrust dildos:
One size doesn't fit all.
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Yeah, right. Hmm, they all fit.
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All right,
you two start gathering evidence.
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I'll be taking pictures,
so stay out of my way.
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Why don't you let the
fire experts do their job,
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and you stay out of our way?
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Hey, I have more business
here than you do...
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This is a crime scene.
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You're right. And the crime is arson.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Listen, you do what you need to do,
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and we'll do what we need to do.
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- Cool?
- Whatever.
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I mean...
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Auspicious start.
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I wonder how the stakeout
in dildo-town's going.
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It was a hot August night in dildo-town.
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Me and my new hotshot
partner were investigating
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an arsonist who was
targeting Tacoman perverts.
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So far, no luck.
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You really gonna eat this shit?
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No, no, I'm not gonna eat it,
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but it just makes it look a lot more
like a stake out, right?
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I might eat the beef jerky, but...
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Why are you even here?
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This has nothing to
do with firefighting.
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This is cop work, okay?
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- You know who's a cop? Me.
- Okay.
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All right, if I wanted to
hang out with firefighters,
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I'd go to a fire.
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Hey, dude,
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not the best way to start
off a partnership, okay?
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Let's get something straight, bucko.
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We ain't partners, we ain't brothers,
and we ain't friends.
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Oh, yeah. And we ain't classmates
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or business associates or pen pals.
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- What are you talking about?
- What are you talking about?
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Don't... did you really spit?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hold on. Coming.
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Oh, okay.
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Of all the people, they sent you?
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- We have a problem?
- You shattered my patella.
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Welcome to softball.
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I was screaming!
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- You always scream.
- You know what?
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Fine. just sift through
all the reports by yourself
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'cause if you're not gonna help me,
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then I'm not gonna help you.
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- Fine.
- Fine.
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- Fine.
- Fine!
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Fine!
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Fine.
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Ow.
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Are you kidding me? Look at this.
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Hey, what do you want to do for lunch?
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You want to order from
Blobby's Barbecue?
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Nah, I'm on a diet.
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- I brought fruit and cottage cheese.
- Sucks for you.
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Yeah, well, maybe you shouldn't
order from Blobby's Barbecue.
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You're looking a little jowly.
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You're calling me jowly?
Okay, all right.
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Hey, little fella.
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How you doing, buddy? You lost?
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Hey, get that cat out of here.
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No, dude. He's a stray.
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This is ridiculous. Look at this.
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The hose and the
lad... This is your crew.
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I'll get it in a sec.
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Oh, no, no, please, I'll get it.
I'm just the chief.
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Oh, yeah, I'm just the chief.
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Get that cat out of here in one minute
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- or I'm gonna punt it.
- Terry, that's bad karma.
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One day, an animal's gonna get you.
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Yeah, that'll be the day.
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This sounded way more fun on paper.
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I know. I'm gonna have so many
nightmares about melted dildos.
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Oh, what's this?
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Huh. Look at this.
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It's like that animated dog movie
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where they eat a big plate of spaghetti.
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Yeah, and I must be the girl dog, right?
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I mean, it also reminds me
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of that Valentine's Day
party in Seattle.
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- Oh, my God.
- I mean, that night, I was the bitch.
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Yes, you were.
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You're so funny.
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- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
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Hey, come on, can you help me
out up here, please?
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Oh, yeah.
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He's a hungry little guy, this guy.
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- Just wants some food.
- Oh, yeah?
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You should take him
to Blobby's Barbecue.
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Maybe I will.
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Hey, I thought of a name for him.
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- I don't care.
- When Vicky and I were kids,
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we had two cats,
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Soup and Salad. My cat was Salad.
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Great, yeah.
You told me a million times.
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Your best friend was Salad,
and you used to cry to him
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when you dad was mean to you.
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That's right, and this little guy
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- is gonna be Salad 2.
- Great, that's awesome.
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Which should make you happy
since you're on a diet.
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I'm not on a diet.
I'm just watching what I eat.
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- There's a difference.
- Oh, yeah.
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That means he's on a diet.
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Wow, Eddie,
there's a giant snake up here!
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Oh, okay. Does it look like a hose?
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Eddie, help me!
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I mean, it'd smallow you.
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As if that's even possible.
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Help me! He's going in my shirt!
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Holy shit.
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Help me out. He's wrapping around me.
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Eddie!
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00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,171
You can understand why
I thought you were joking, right?
256
00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:56,601
Get him off of me. Get him off of me.
257
00:09:56,625 --> 00:09:57,839
Where are you going?
258
00:09:58,245 --> 00:09:59,779
- It's around my leg.
- I gotta pry him off.
259
00:09:59,803 --> 00:10:01,240
- Help me!
- Okay.
260
00:10:01,737 --> 00:10:03,108
Damn it. Help me out, Eddie.
261
00:10:03,133 --> 00:10:04,744
- He's got you wrapped up.
- Watch out for my balls.
262
00:10:04,768 --> 00:10:05,937
- Okay.
- Now he's squeezing me.
263
00:10:05,961 --> 00:10:08,121
Okay, hold on. He's got...
Oh, my God. He's got my arm.
264
00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:11,099
I specifically requested a longer lens.
265
00:10:11,124 --> 00:10:12,893
Bingo.
266
00:10:12,918 --> 00:10:14,385
Just booked a cruise.
267
00:10:14,410 --> 00:10:15,596
Cool story, dude.
268
00:10:15,621 --> 00:10:16,832
Ah, man, it's gonna be awesome.
269
00:10:16,856 --> 00:10:19,974
This ship goes right up to this,
like, ice wall,
270
00:10:19,999 --> 00:10:22,373
which basically holds
everything in because...
271
00:10:23,676 --> 00:10:25,423
I don't know if you know this, but...
272
00:10:25,448 --> 00:10:27,402
The Earth is flat?
273
00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:29,954
Wait, you know that the Earth is flat?
274
00:10:29,979 --> 00:10:32,169
- Yeah.
- Seriously?
275
00:10:32,194 --> 00:10:34,094
Wait are you talking about
the Flat Earthers cruise?
276
00:10:34,118 --> 00:10:35,532
Yes, dude, I just booked a ticket on it.
277
00:10:35,556 --> 00:10:37,580
Why didn't you tell me?
I wanted to go on that.
278
00:10:37,605 --> 00:10:39,686
- I didn't know you knew!
- I know!
279
00:10:39,711 --> 00:10:41,497
- You know the Earth is flat!
- I do!
280
00:10:41,522 --> 00:10:43,571
Can't believe everybody thinks
that the Earth is a globe.
281
00:10:43,595 --> 00:10:46,200
Like, if it's a globe,
where are the curves?
282
00:10:46,225 --> 00:10:47,908
- Where is the curve?
- Right?
283
00:10:47,933 --> 00:10:49,640
Look at the horizon. Right?
284
00:10:49,665 --> 00:10:51,793
Could not be more flat.
285
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,121
Doesn't go like this.
286
00:10:53,146 --> 00:10:56,261
No, and all those "photos"
that "NASA" took
287
00:10:56,286 --> 00:10:57,669
from "space," please.
288
00:10:57,694 --> 00:10:59,401
- So fake.
- So fake.
289
00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,674
And I guess everybody in
Australia is just literally
290
00:11:01,699 --> 00:11:04,303
walking around upside down, governor?
291
00:11:04,328 --> 00:11:05,733
Yeah.
292
00:11:05,758 --> 00:11:08,172
- Yeah, we're upside down.
- Right on.
293
00:11:08,197 --> 00:11:09,799
You're okay.
294
00:11:09,824 --> 00:11:11,446
You too, bro.
295
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,360
- Want to get a picture real quick?
- Yeah.
296
00:11:14,526 --> 00:11:16,172
- Hey.
- What?
297
00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:17,864
I'm looking for info on the accelerant,
298
00:11:17,889 --> 00:11:19,316
but I'm not seeing the chem reports.
299
00:11:19,340 --> 00:11:20,502
It's in the evidence room.
300
00:11:20,527 --> 00:11:21,932
Okay.
301
00:11:21,957 --> 00:11:23,506
Actually, you know what? I will get it.
302
00:11:23,530 --> 00:11:25,300
- Nah, I'll get it, man. It's this way.
- Nope, I got it.
303
00:11:25,324 --> 00:11:27,367
- I mean, I could...
- Nope. I got it.
304
00:11:27,392 --> 00:11:28,592
Dude, why are you being weird about it?
305
00:11:28,616 --> 00:11:29,791
- I can go get it.
- Totally good.
306
00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:31,554
I need the exercise. I got it.
307
00:11:31,579 --> 00:11:32,610
God!
308
00:11:32,635 --> 00:11:34,208
- I got it.
- Just let me get it.
309
00:11:34,233 --> 00:11:36,289
- I got it. I got i... aah!
- Just let me get it.
310
00:11:36,314 --> 00:11:38,182
Oh, my God.
311
00:11:38,207 --> 00:11:39,913
- Hey, you okay?
- I am fine!
312
00:11:39,938 --> 00:11:41,803
- I got it.
- Okay.
313
00:11:41,828 --> 00:11:43,030
Here, let me...
314
00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:45,783
All right, man, just...
315
00:11:45,808 --> 00:11:48,221
My finger! Get away!
316
00:11:49,547 --> 00:11:50,549
- You got it?
- Yep.
317
00:11:50,574 --> 00:11:51,575
Okay, cool.
318
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,331
- Hey.
- I'ma go get the file now.
319
00:11:53,356 --> 00:11:55,260
No, no, no!
320
00:11:55,285 --> 00:11:56,930
Calm down.
321
00:11:57,479 --> 00:11:59,392
Holy shit.
322
00:11:59,417 --> 00:12:01,151
Steel drums?
323
00:12:02,369 --> 00:12:04,017
I told you not to come in here.
324
00:12:04,042 --> 00:12:05,477
Is this what you were afraid of?
325
00:12:05,502 --> 00:12:07,362
That I'd find your steel drums?
326
00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:09,548
I had them at home,
but I had to bring them in here
327
00:12:09,572 --> 00:12:10,573
when the baby came.
328
00:12:10,598 --> 00:12:13,298
- What are you ashamed of?
- I'm a police captain.
329
00:12:13,323 --> 00:12:16,609
I have a reputation to
uphold as a professional,
330
00:12:16,634 --> 00:12:17,803
and that doesn't include
331
00:12:17,828 --> 00:12:20,256
being the hip guy who plays steel drums.
332
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,512
- Well, let me hear you play.
- I told you.
333
00:12:22,537 --> 00:12:24,362
- I can't.
- Why not?
334
00:12:24,387 --> 00:12:26,000
Because you crippled me.
335
00:12:26,025 --> 00:12:27,660
Oh, man.
336
00:12:27,685 --> 00:12:29,087
You crippled me!
337
00:12:31,253 --> 00:12:33,189
- How's it going?
- Oh, good.
338
00:12:33,214 --> 00:12:34,710
I think I might be onto something.
339
00:12:34,735 --> 00:12:36,608
What do you think about Salazar?
340
00:12:36,633 --> 00:12:38,101
I hate her. Why?
341
00:12:38,126 --> 00:12:40,572
I mean, would it be crazy
if we got back together?
342
00:12:40,597 --> 00:12:43,169
- Yes.
- Cool, cool, cool.
343
00:12:43,194 --> 00:12:44,568
Cool.
344
00:12:45,368 --> 00:12:48,469
Hey, girl. How's it going?
345
00:12:48,494 --> 00:12:49,978
Why are you "Hey, girl"-ing me?
346
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,238
Does Andy have a girlfriend?
347
00:12:51,263 --> 00:12:53,116
I don't know. He
keeps that stuff private.
348
00:12:53,141 --> 00:12:55,151
- You guys seem friendly.
- That's because we're friends.
349
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,382
Oh.
350
00:12:56,407 --> 00:12:58,686
But he looks fine, though, right?
351
00:12:59,221 --> 00:13:00,854
Yeah, he's a total hottie,
352
00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:02,199
and I think he might be into you.
353
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,033
10-4?
354
00:13:05,378 --> 00:13:08,248
Right now, I'm bagging dildos with Andy,
355
00:13:08,273 --> 00:13:12,063
but, tonight, I'm gonna
be bagging Andy with dildos.
356
00:13:12,802 --> 00:13:14,437
Thanks, girl.
357
00:13:14,644 --> 00:13:15,927
Hey, Luce.
358
00:13:15,952 --> 00:13:18,430
Doesn't think look like a
player piece for a boardgame?
359
00:13:18,455 --> 00:13:20,114
- It does.
- But this one's for butts.
360
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:25,030
This snake is deceptively fast.
361
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:27,025
Okay, all right. Oh,
my God, look at him.
362
00:13:27,050 --> 00:13:28,463
- Oh, my God, he's right here.
- Oh, my God.
363
00:13:28,487 --> 00:13:30,227
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God. Okay.
364
00:13:30,252 --> 00:13:31,262
If you weren't screwing
around with that cat,
365
00:13:31,286 --> 00:13:32,485
we wouldn't be having
this problem right now.
366
00:13:32,509 --> 00:13:33,795
What are you so worried about?
367
00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:35,393
- It's gonna eat me first.
- It's not gonna eat you first.
368
00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:36,804
It's gonna eat me.
369
00:13:36,829 --> 00:13:38,316
- Whoa, look, it's the cat.
- Oh, my God.
370
00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:39,412
It's the cat. Call the cat over here.
371
00:13:39,436 --> 00:13:40,477
- No.
- Oh, come here, kitty.
372
00:13:40,501 --> 00:13:41,891
Call the cat. Here, kitty, kitty.
373
00:13:41,916 --> 00:13:43,305
Here, kitty, kitty. It's not coming.
374
00:13:43,329 --> 00:13:44,863
It's not coming.
This is why I hate cats.
375
00:13:44,887 --> 00:13:45,991
You call them, they don't come.
376
00:13:46,015 --> 00:13:47,199
You call, you call, call the cat.
377
00:13:47,223 --> 00:13:48,685
No, wait, I'm gonna
call Salad 2 over here
378
00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:50,741
- so this beast can eat that cat?
- Yeah.
379
00:13:50,766 --> 00:13:51,989
The cat'll distract it. We'll be free!
380
00:13:52,013 --> 00:13:54,117
Oh, fine. Here, Salad 2.
381
00:13:54,142 --> 00:13:55,351
- Hey, come here.
- Here, Salad 2, come here.
382
00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:57,050
Come here, kitty.
383
00:13:57,244 --> 00:13:58,531
- There it goes, okay.
- Come here, kitty.
384
00:13:58,555 --> 00:14:00,046
- Come here, kitty.
- There it goes.
385
00:14:03,545 --> 00:14:06,357
No! No!
386
00:14:08,428 --> 00:14:10,334
It's so frustrating,
387
00:14:10,359 --> 00:14:12,567
because the latest
issue of "Chiseled A.F."
388
00:14:12,592 --> 00:14:15,426
has this 30-day diet plan
that I've been following,
389
00:14:15,451 --> 00:14:17,229
and I am chiseled, but...
390
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,715
I'm not chiseled A.F.
391
00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:21,942
The "A.F." is always the hardest part.
392
00:14:22,199 --> 00:14:23,951
Do you burn a lot of calories stripping?
393
00:14:23,976 --> 00:14:25,428
Yeah, oh, yeah, tons.
394
00:14:25,453 --> 00:14:26,580
That's hella sweet.
395
00:14:26,605 --> 00:14:28,941
You think you could maybe
get me a job stripping?
396
00:14:28,966 --> 00:14:30,599
First of all, it's not "stripping."
397
00:14:30,624 --> 00:14:32,214
We actually call it exotic dancing.
398
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,620
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- No, no, no.
399
00:14:33,645 --> 00:14:35,375
No big deal. Um...
400
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,115
And, uh...
401
00:14:37,602 --> 00:14:39,896
I hate to say this, but...
402
00:14:40,483 --> 00:14:42,278
You're kind of too small.
403
00:14:42,495 --> 00:14:44,130
Now, don't take this the wrong way.
404
00:14:44,155 --> 00:14:46,180
Honestly, there's just a certain height
405
00:14:46,205 --> 00:14:49,144
and weight requirement for
optimal performance, and...
406
00:14:49,427 --> 00:14:51,835
You just don't meet those requirements.
407
00:14:53,046 --> 00:14:55,770
- Hey, man...
- How dare you, dude?
408
00:14:57,684 --> 00:14:58,717
How dare you?
409
00:14:58,742 --> 00:15:00,838
Don't... Shuck, don't!
410
00:15:00,863 --> 00:15:02,792
Shuck, wait! Don't...
411
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,311
What's going on, Lucy?
412
00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:06,106
Fire started here.
413
00:15:06,131 --> 00:15:08,634
There's traces of butane
around here on the floor,
414
00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:11,165
and then, over there,
there's plastic with traces of silicon.
415
00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:13,003
- Huh.
- Silicone is highly flammable,
416
00:15:13,028 --> 00:15:14,942
and the lube is what
acted as the accelerant.
417
00:15:14,967 --> 00:15:17,038
Oh! Well done, probie.
418
00:15:18,906 --> 00:15:20,475
Firefighter McConky,
419
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,886
as a prize for solving the arson case,
420
00:15:22,911 --> 00:15:26,587
I'd like to present to you Godzildo!
421
00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:30,599
Wow, thank you.
Um, I shall name him Bob.
422
00:15:30,624 --> 00:15:32,698
- Why?
- As in "Battery Operated Boyfriend."
423
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,525
Oh!
424
00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:36,050
Oh...
425
00:15:36,075 --> 00:15:38,076
I see how it is.
426
00:15:38,101 --> 00:15:39,880
That was our dildo.
427
00:15:39,905 --> 00:15:41,652
Wait, Liz, it isn't what you think.
428
00:15:41,677 --> 00:15:43,352
I hate both of you.
429
00:15:43,622 --> 00:15:46,450
Liz! Lisandra!
430
00:15:46,475 --> 00:15:48,547
Lisandra!
431
00:15:57,917 --> 00:15:59,750
Hey.
432
00:15:59,903 --> 00:16:01,235
Go away.
433
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:03,478
You can still play the
steel drums with a bum knee.
434
00:16:03,503 --> 00:16:04,572
Oh, really?
435
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:05,765
Well, you should try it sometime,
436
00:16:05,789 --> 00:16:07,632
because I have, and it doesn't work!
437
00:16:07,657 --> 00:16:09,809
So why don't you just go
destroy someone else's knee
438
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:11,477
and leave me alone?
439
00:16:11,826 --> 00:16:12,980
That's it!
440
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,132
You... hey... you better stop it! Ow!
441
00:16:15,157 --> 00:16:16,658
- I'm not going anywhere.
- Yes, you are.
442
00:16:16,682 --> 00:16:18,381
I am not go... stop it...
443
00:16:18,406 --> 00:16:19,954
It's... I'm not... not!
444
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,090
You're not...
445
00:16:23,236 --> 00:16:25,849
- I told you I can't!
- You can.
446
00:16:26,092 --> 00:16:27,931
Because...
447
00:16:28,216 --> 00:16:30,013
I'm gonna play with you.
448
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,634
- You play?
- I do.
449
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,233
Your uke would match my
steel drums perfectly.
450
00:16:36,258 --> 00:16:37,821
Let's find out.
451
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:07,186
Hey, Liz, can you help me out in here?
452
00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:10,173
Hey, Andy, can I get your help?
453
00:17:10,198 --> 00:17:11,459
Let's move this shelf.
454
00:17:11,484 --> 00:17:12,852
Okay.
455
00:17:13,129 --> 00:17:14,799
One, two...
456
00:17:15,323 --> 00:17:16,717
What the... Lucy!
457
00:17:16,742 --> 00:17:17,742
- Hey!
- Lucy!
458
00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:19,003
- What are you doing?
- Hey, Lucy!
459
00:17:19,027 --> 00:17:20,923
You two need to figure this out.
460
00:17:20,948 --> 00:17:22,350
- What?
- Figure what out?
461
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,633
What are you talki...
Do you have the keys to these?
462
00:17:25,046 --> 00:17:26,954
To the sex handcuffs?
463
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:30,289
Too small, huh? How 'bout this?
464
00:17:30,323 --> 00:17:33,239
Bet you feel like an idiot now,
seeing these moves!
465
00:17:33,264 --> 00:17:35,867
Call this one "the penal code," yeah!
466
00:17:35,892 --> 00:17:38,505
Still think I'm not
exotic dancer material?
467
00:17:38,530 --> 00:17:40,264
Whoo! Whoo!
468
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,957
I call this one "the downward crank."
469
00:17:45,639 --> 00:17:46,814
Yep!
470
00:17:49,328 --> 00:17:50,997
Bam, bam.
471
00:17:51,022 --> 00:17:52,306
All right, all right, all right.
472
00:17:52,347 --> 00:17:53,943
That's actually pretty good.
473
00:17:53,968 --> 00:17:55,804
Let me just break it down for you.
474
00:17:55,829 --> 00:17:57,592
What's up... the ladies
are all around here, right?
475
00:17:57,616 --> 00:17:59,170
Look at that, ladies. What's up?
476
00:17:59,195 --> 00:18:01,206
- Am I doing it?
- Easy, easy.
477
00:18:01,231 --> 00:18:02,675
Too quick, too quick, too quick.
478
00:18:02,826 --> 00:18:05,201
One, two.
479
00:18:05,226 --> 00:18:06,561
Good.
480
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,864
You don't need to make the noise.
481
00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:09,681
Don't make the noise.
482
00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:11,342
You're up, right?
483
00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:12,565
- Yeah.
- Great.
484
00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:14,666
- Let's do a bit of hip work, okay?
- Yeah.
485
00:18:14,691 --> 00:18:16,677
So in like this and nice and easy.
486
00:18:16,702 --> 00:18:18,145
Easy, slower, slower.
487
00:18:18,170 --> 00:18:20,203
One...
488
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,038
Yeah, laugh it up, kids.
489
00:18:23,063 --> 00:18:24,310
This is what a real man looks like.
490
00:18:24,334 --> 00:18:25,834
Okay, pussy.
491
00:18:25,859 --> 00:18:28,455
- What'd you say?
- I called you a pussy, pussy.
492
00:18:29,838 --> 00:18:31,615
Why don't you go suck your mom's tit?
493
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,225
Ah, I should've said
"suck your mom's dick."
494
00:18:33,249 --> 00:18:34,428
Yeah, that would've been good.
495
00:18:34,452 --> 00:18:36,640
- Say it again.
- Nah, they're gone.
496
00:18:36,665 --> 00:18:39,568
Anyway, yeah, good, easy dip.
497
00:18:39,593 --> 00:18:41,493
Oh, my God.
498
00:18:41,518 --> 00:18:42,624
Terry...
499
00:18:42,808 --> 00:18:45,324
I'm starting to see why...
500
00:18:45,349 --> 00:18:47,366
I'm about to pass out.
501
00:18:47,391 --> 00:18:48,669
I got an idea.
502
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:51,292
Let's roll off the engine
and crush this asshole.
503
00:18:51,317 --> 00:18:52,499
I don't want to do that.
504
00:18:52,524 --> 00:18:54,097
What are you talking
about? We can kill it.
505
00:18:54,121 --> 00:18:57,958
If you land on top of me,
you'll kill me.
506
00:18:57,983 --> 00:19:00,435
If we stay here,
we're guaranteed to die.
507
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:03,558
If we roll off,
we got a 50% chance of living.
508
00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:05,512
I always thought
509
00:19:05,537 --> 00:19:07,471
Vicky would be the one
510
00:19:07,496 --> 00:19:09,664
to die underneath you.
511
00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:11,399
- Ready?
- No.
512
00:19:11,424 --> 00:19:12,801
- One...
- No.
513
00:19:12,826 --> 00:19:14,149
- Two...
- No.
514
00:19:14,174 --> 00:19:15,253
- Three.
- No.
515
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:21,593
Hey!
516
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,820
Salad 2, good job, buddy.
517
00:19:26,663 --> 00:19:28,346
Who's calling? Linda Price.
518
00:19:28,371 --> 00:19:29,982
Ooh.
519
00:19:31,534 --> 00:19:32,899
Hey, Linda.
520
00:19:33,888 --> 00:19:35,599
Oh, okay.
521
00:19:36,316 --> 00:19:38,292
Great, we'll be here. Okay.
522
00:19:40,271 --> 00:19:41,518
They caught the arsonist.
523
00:19:41,543 --> 00:19:43,612
- Who did?
- I don't know.
524
00:19:43,856 --> 00:19:45,403
- Huh.
- Oh!
525
00:19:45,428 --> 00:19:47,278
All right. Let's bring everyone back.
526
00:19:47,303 --> 00:19:48,629
Oh, it stinks.
527
00:20:03,276 --> 00:20:05,146
You're unbelievable!
528
00:20:13,722 --> 00:20:15,333
Yeah!
529
00:20:16,376 --> 00:20:17,914
That was great.
530
00:20:17,939 --> 00:20:19,566
- Yeah!
- Oh, man.
531
00:20:19,591 --> 00:20:21,536
We make a good team, partner.
532
00:20:22,824 --> 00:20:24,053
Hey, Chief, what's up?
533
00:20:24,078 --> 00:20:26,183
Hello? Hey, Linda.
534
00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:27,852
Oh, really? Wow.
535
00:20:27,877 --> 00:20:29,946
They caught the perp, solved the arson.
536
00:20:29,971 --> 00:20:31,928
- We'll be right there.
- I'll get Andy and Salazar.
537
00:20:31,952 --> 00:20:34,322
- We'll be right there.
- That's great news.
538
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,362
It is... great news.
539
00:20:36,387 --> 00:20:37,861
Guess we're done.
540
00:20:37,886 --> 00:20:39,116
Yeah.
541
00:20:39,899 --> 00:20:41,541
Hey, guys.
542
00:20:44,488 --> 00:20:46,474
Uh, guys?
543
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:48,996
They solved the arson.
544
00:20:49,021 --> 00:20:50,823
They want us back at the station.
545
00:20:50,856 --> 00:20:53,074
- Cool.
- Like, now.
546
00:20:53,099 --> 00:20:54,995
Yeah, like, five minutes?
547
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,865
Oh, everybody's here. Ken, take it away.
548
00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:06,518
Okay, so I was browsing Facebook,
549
00:21:06,543 --> 00:21:08,617
searching local groups for stories,
550
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,595
and I came across this.
551
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,789
What up, peeps? We're at the Dildo Dojo,
552
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:13,989
which we'll be burning down soon.
553
00:21:14,013 --> 00:21:15,482
Oh, my God, dummies.
554
00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:17,666
But we just had to show you this.
555
00:21:17,691 --> 00:21:20,225
Somebody please caption this!
556
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,776
- Oh, dude!
- Shuck!
557
00:21:22,801 --> 00:21:24,262
They thought it'd only
go out to their friends,
558
00:21:24,286 --> 00:21:26,628
but it went viral,
which led to other videos
559
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,638
of them confessing to the other fires.
560
00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:30,806
State troopers picked up the kids.
561
00:21:30,965 --> 00:21:32,052
Journalism.
562
00:21:32,077 --> 00:21:33,614
At least Crystal and
I were there to help
563
00:21:33,638 --> 00:21:35,042
flush out those bad boys, huh?
564
00:21:35,067 --> 00:21:37,329
Oh, yeah, all day.
565
00:21:37,354 --> 00:21:38,872
- All day.
- Whoa.
566
00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:40,588
- Wow.
- Is that blood or something?
567
00:21:40,613 --> 00:21:42,884
You wouldn't believe it.
While you guys were out there,
568
00:21:42,909 --> 00:21:45,846
Chief and I got attacked
by a humongous snake
569
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:48,322
and we killed the
everloving shit out of it.
570
00:21:48,596 --> 00:21:49,891
- No way.
- No, you didn't.
571
00:21:49,916 --> 00:21:51,868
- Shut up.
- Yeah, we blew it up.
572
00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:52,903
What do you mean, you killed it?
573
00:21:52,927 --> 00:21:54,840
Oh, yeah, we did. We killed it dead.
574
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,841
Holy shit.
575
00:21:56,866 --> 00:21:59,900
We exploded it...
blood everywhere, chunks of flesh.
576
00:21:59,925 --> 00:22:01,609
- Shit.
- That's so sick.
577
00:22:01,634 --> 00:22:03,495
We even found the
head in one of your boots.
578
00:22:04,662 --> 00:22:06,490
Oh, shit.
579
00:22:06,515 --> 00:22:08,036
Wow, that's awesome, dudes.
580
00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:11,012
If I see a flier on a lamppost
out there for a missing snake,
581
00:22:11,037 --> 00:22:12,359
I will call that number
582
00:22:12,384 --> 00:22:14,377
and I will chew out that guy's asshole.
583
00:22:14,402 --> 00:22:16,657
- "Chew"?
- I wonder where it is now.
584
00:22:16,682 --> 00:22:19,085
It's probably up in heaven.
Who knows, guys?
585
00:22:19,110 --> 00:22:20,756
Stupid piece of shit.
586
00:22:20,781 --> 00:22:22,655
Even though those kids outed themselves,
587
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,673
I know the work you all
did today will be useful,
588
00:22:24,698 --> 00:22:26,736
so you'll still need
to file your report.
589
00:22:27,017 --> 00:22:28,017
Hey...
590
00:22:28,042 --> 00:22:29,907
I've got your report right here.
591
00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:33,092
Granny... we've got
the report right here.
592
00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:35,684
- We've got the report.
- We.
593
00:22:35,875 --> 00:22:37,930
All right, guys, thank you very much.
594
00:22:38,299 --> 00:22:40,245
Back to work, everybody.
595
00:22:45,315 --> 00:22:47,817
Dear Ms. Price, we thought it was crazy
596
00:22:47,850 --> 00:22:51,119
to have our two departments
pair up to work on this case.
597
00:22:51,144 --> 00:22:53,965
You saw us how everybody sees us, as...
598
00:22:53,990 --> 00:22:55,615
Cops.
599
00:22:55,647 --> 00:22:57,168
Firefighters.
600
00:22:57,916 --> 00:23:00,067
Aspiring exotic dancers.
601
00:23:00,426 --> 00:23:04,365
- Dildo afficionados.
- Musicians.
602
00:23:04,390 --> 00:23:07,171
But despite how you see us,
what we found...
603
00:23:07,196 --> 00:23:09,233
Is that we're more
than all those things.
604
00:23:09,464 --> 00:23:10,864
We're a team.
605
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:12,200
Sincerely...
606
00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:15,798
The TFD/TPD Task Force.
607
00:23:18,692 --> 00:23:20,794
Who wrote this stupid shit?
608
00:23:42,111 --> 00:23:43,111
Unf.
609
00:23:52,971 --> 00:23:54,854
Pitch it in, Granny.
610
00:23:57,357 --> 00:23:59,294
He doesn't wanna swing. He can't run.
611
00:23:59,319 --> 00:24:00,962
Shut your piehole, Penisi.
612
00:24:00,987 --> 00:24:03,483
I spent my whole 401k
on stem cell therapy,
613
00:24:03,516 --> 00:24:04,800
- so eat it.
- Wow.
614
00:24:04,825 --> 00:24:06,318
Trying to grow a dick?
615
00:24:06,343 --> 00:24:09,076
- Polonski sucks.
- Come on, Granny!
616
00:24:10,029 --> 00:24:12,737
Oh! Okay.
617
00:24:12,991 --> 00:24:15,257
- You trying to brush me back?
- Why you crowding the plate?
618
00:24:15,281 --> 00:24:17,897
Okay, do it again. See what happens.
619
00:24:17,922 --> 00:24:20,268
What, you wanna see a brush back pitch?
620
00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:22,067
Here we go.
621
00:24:22,525 --> 00:24:24,236
Oh, ho, ho, ho!
622
00:24:25,491 --> 00:24:27,007
Pinche cabron!
623
00:24:32,245 --> 00:24:34,482
Oh, oh!
624
00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:38,585
We doing this? Ooh.
625
00:24:38,767 --> 00:24:40,418
Hey, Polonski!