1 00:00:10,250 --> 00:00:11,758 Throw the ball. Let's go. 2 00:00:12,195 --> 00:00:13,397 Cops suck! 3 00:00:13,429 --> 00:00:14,784 Cops do not suck. 4 00:00:14,809 --> 00:00:16,124 Firefighters suck. 5 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:17,586 Plate's that way, Polonski. 6 00:00:17,611 --> 00:00:18,901 Come on. You're terrible. 7 00:00:18,934 --> 00:00:20,209 You suck, bitch. 8 00:00:20,234 --> 00:00:21,710 - What's up? - Shut up. 9 00:00:25,575 --> 00:00:26,977 You trying to hit me, cop? 10 00:00:27,009 --> 00:00:28,956 It's high-pitch softball. I can't hit you. 11 00:00:28,981 --> 00:00:30,506 Yeah, how about you get that bat off your shoulder, huh? 12 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:31,940 Maybe swing at something. I don't know. 13 00:00:31,964 --> 00:00:33,226 Give me something to swing at, then. 14 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:34,451 Come on, Granny. 15 00:00:34,476 --> 00:00:36,202 - Come on, Granny. - Choke on this. 16 00:00:36,518 --> 00:00:38,221 You suck, Polonski. 17 00:00:43,452 --> 00:00:45,489 Time out. He's hurt. 18 00:00:46,123 --> 00:00:47,674 We got a guy down. 19 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:49,756 You guys are first responders. Come on. 20 00:00:49,781 --> 00:00:51,815 You're first responders, too. Respond. 21 00:00:52,841 --> 00:00:54,547 Come on, Granny, you're a medic. 22 00:00:55,186 --> 00:00:57,022 Stop running! 23 00:00:58,340 --> 00:01:00,076 Whoo! 24 00:01:00,459 --> 00:01:02,071 Talk about a high-pitch. 25 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:22,675 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 26 00:01:23,306 --> 00:01:25,903 Man, I love whipping the cops' ass at softball. 27 00:01:25,928 --> 00:01:27,229 Yes, indeed. 28 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:28,956 Yeah, they suck, especially Shuck. 29 00:01:28,981 --> 00:01:30,249 That guy creeps me out. 30 00:01:30,274 --> 00:01:31,737 He always stares right under my boobs. 31 00:01:31,761 --> 00:01:33,452 - You mean right at your boobs. - No, under. 32 00:01:33,476 --> 00:01:34,737 - What? - Under. 33 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,448 Ugh. 34 00:01:36,473 --> 00:01:38,125 Oh, shit. 35 00:01:38,150 --> 00:01:40,650 Ike, that is one big python between your legs. 36 00:01:40,675 --> 00:01:42,362 Aww, thanks, Granny. 37 00:01:42,387 --> 00:01:43,392 Has it always been that big? 38 00:01:43,416 --> 00:01:44,942 No, no. Takes time to grow, you know. 39 00:01:44,967 --> 00:01:46,207 If I had something like that, 40 00:01:46,232 --> 00:01:48,104 - I wouldn't know how to handle it. - You can handle it. 41 00:01:48,128 --> 00:01:49,233 No problem. 42 00:01:49,258 --> 00:01:50,258 As long as I guide you, 43 00:01:50,283 --> 00:01:51,537 you can do whatever you want to it. 44 00:01:51,561 --> 00:01:53,799 I'm a little scared. 45 00:01:53,824 --> 00:01:55,690 Name's Squeezy. 46 00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:57,342 She's part of my new exotic dance routine. 47 00:01:57,366 --> 00:02:00,059 - Why'd you bring her here? - Oh, my apartment's infested with mice, 48 00:02:00,084 --> 00:02:01,782 so we had to get an exterminator, 49 00:02:01,807 --> 00:02:03,073 and we had to evacuate, 50 00:02:03,106 --> 00:02:05,642 which sucks because exterminators 51 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,703 are mucho expensivo, aren't they? 52 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:09,657 Why don't you just let the snake take care of it? 53 00:02:09,682 --> 00:02:10,802 Hmm, let me think. 54 00:02:10,827 --> 00:02:13,581 Because snakes don't have any money, Andy. 55 00:02:13,606 --> 00:02:15,680 Regardless, man, you need to hide that thing, all right? 56 00:02:15,704 --> 00:02:17,254 If Chief sees it, he's gonna blow a gasket. 57 00:02:17,278 --> 00:02:19,601 No, no, it's impossible. He'll never know it's here. 58 00:02:19,626 --> 00:02:20,653 Trust me. 59 00:02:20,678 --> 00:02:22,092 I pop her in the little case here, 60 00:02:22,117 --> 00:02:24,529 she takes a disco nap... We're all good, buddy. 61 00:02:28,592 --> 00:02:30,695 Hey, let's go. Press conference is starting. 62 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:31,887 Come on. 63 00:02:32,869 --> 00:02:36,240 Last night, a warehouse full of adult toys burned down. 64 00:02:36,265 --> 00:02:38,928 It's the second adult toy warehouse to burn down 65 00:02:38,953 --> 00:02:40,182 in the last two weeks, 66 00:02:40,207 --> 00:02:42,692 which leads us to believe this was arson. 67 00:02:42,717 --> 00:02:45,702 As this is an ongoing crime, the police and fire departments 68 00:02:45,727 --> 00:02:47,395 will be forming a joint task force 69 00:02:47,420 --> 00:02:49,111 - to solve this... - What? 70 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:51,510 Ken Walters, "My Neighborhood App." 71 00:02:51,535 --> 00:02:52,862 Which businesses were hit? 72 00:02:52,887 --> 00:02:55,293 The first was Suckceptions, then, last night, 73 00:02:55,318 --> 00:02:58,344 the EverThrust warehouse burned down one block away. 74 00:02:58,924 --> 00:03:00,514 - Any casualties? - No. 75 00:03:00,551 --> 00:03:02,172 But lots of inventory damage. 76 00:03:02,197 --> 00:03:03,266 What type of inventory? 77 00:03:03,299 --> 00:03:05,295 Toys, paraphernalia. 78 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,111 Could you list the items, 79 00:03:07,136 --> 00:03:08,925 just so we know what we're dealing with here? 80 00:03:08,950 --> 00:03:10,500 Uh... 81 00:03:11,173 --> 00:03:14,781 Vibrators, dildos, strap-ons, 82 00:03:14,806 --> 00:03:17,855 gag balls, whips, 83 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,780 nipple clamps, sex dolls, 84 00:03:20,805 --> 00:03:24,655 sex swings, artificial vaginas, 85 00:03:24,688 --> 00:03:27,737 bondage kits, flavored lubes, 86 00:03:27,762 --> 00:03:29,289 et cetera, et cetera. 87 00:03:29,664 --> 00:03:32,299 Oh, and what exactly are those items used for? 88 00:03:32,324 --> 00:03:35,332 They're for sexual and masturbatory pleasure. 89 00:03:39,501 --> 00:03:41,938 Oh, I get it. Okay. 90 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:43,662 Very funny. 91 00:03:54,884 --> 00:03:56,422 What are you even looking at? 92 00:03:56,447 --> 00:03:58,195 - I'm a rib guy. - What does that mean? 93 00:03:58,220 --> 00:04:01,053 Means I like ribs, and you got some nice ones. 94 00:04:01,078 --> 00:04:03,198 - All right, enough, enough. - She started it, 95 00:04:03,223 --> 00:04:05,202 putting her ribs all out there for me to see. 96 00:04:05,227 --> 00:04:06,849 How can you even see my ribs through the shirt? 97 00:04:06,873 --> 00:04:08,660 You can't flaunt those ribs and expect me not to look. 98 00:04:08,684 --> 00:04:10,431 - Hey, shut up. - You shut up. 99 00:04:10,456 --> 00:04:12,076 You shut up. 100 00:04:12,101 --> 00:04:13,180 Ho! Ho! 101 00:04:13,205 --> 00:04:15,380 Hey, hey, hey, all right, all right, all right. 102 00:04:15,405 --> 00:04:17,025 Come on. Listen up. 103 00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:20,059 We will be breaking up into teams of TFD and TPD. 104 00:04:20,084 --> 00:04:22,871 The first team, Myawani, McConky, Salazar. 105 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:25,207 - Chief! - Carajo de mierda. 106 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:27,352 - Maybe a little sex with the ex. - Never. 107 00:04:27,377 --> 00:04:28,998 All right, the three of you will be at the site 108 00:04:29,022 --> 00:04:30,887 of the last warehouse to burn down. 109 00:04:30,912 --> 00:04:31,922 You'll be gathering evidence. 110 00:04:31,946 --> 00:04:33,739 The next team, Crystal, Shuck. 111 00:04:33,764 --> 00:04:35,193 Aww, shucks. 112 00:04:35,218 --> 00:04:36,799 There is a third warehouse in the area. 113 00:04:36,824 --> 00:04:38,801 - It's called the Dildo Dojo. - Funny name. 114 00:04:38,826 --> 00:04:41,017 We have reason to believe it is the next target, 115 00:04:41,042 --> 00:04:42,440 so you'll be keeping an eye on that. 116 00:04:42,464 --> 00:04:44,132 A little stakeout action, huh? 117 00:04:44,696 --> 00:04:46,174 Stakeout action. 118 00:04:46,199 --> 00:04:47,468 Surveillance is cop work. 119 00:04:47,493 --> 00:04:48,946 - Really? Is it? - Yeah. 120 00:04:48,971 --> 00:04:50,608 - Yeah, Ike. - All right, Granny. 121 00:04:50,633 --> 00:04:52,054 - Who I get? - You will be at the police station 122 00:04:52,078 --> 00:04:53,475 with Captain Polonski. 123 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:55,137 You'll be consolidating the fire and police report 124 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:56,208 into one report. 125 00:04:56,233 --> 00:04:57,693 Which will be submitted to me. 126 00:04:57,718 --> 00:05:00,284 The Mayor's Office doesn't want an arsonist running around. 127 00:05:00,309 --> 00:05:02,000 There's a lot of people very concerned. 128 00:05:02,025 --> 00:05:03,248 Yeah, I hear the butt plug enthusiasts 129 00:05:03,272 --> 00:05:04,519 are being a giant pain in the ass. 130 00:05:04,543 --> 00:05:06,202 Oh, nice one, Cap. 131 00:05:06,227 --> 00:05:08,455 Yeah, the S&M people are really cracking the whip. 132 00:05:09,051 --> 00:05:11,336 The bondage people are fit to be tied. 133 00:05:13,039 --> 00:05:15,293 I heard the dildo boys have a... 134 00:05:16,448 --> 00:05:18,502 No, you got it, bud. 135 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,147 I don't have one, Chief. Sorry. 136 00:05:21,172 --> 00:05:22,705 All right, that's it. Come on, everybody, let's go. 137 00:05:22,729 --> 00:05:24,531 Go catch an arsonist. Let's do it. 138 00:05:28,672 --> 00:05:31,547 EverThrust dildos: One size doesn't fit all. 139 00:05:31,572 --> 00:05:33,676 Yeah, right. Hmm, they all fit. 140 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:35,805 All right, you two start gathering evidence. 141 00:05:35,830 --> 00:05:38,356 I'll be taking pictures, so stay out of my way. 142 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:40,525 Why don't you let the fire experts do their job, 143 00:05:40,550 --> 00:05:41,670 and you stay out of our way? 144 00:05:41,694 --> 00:05:44,096 Hey, I have more business here than you do... 145 00:05:45,548 --> 00:05:47,516 This is a crime scene. 146 00:05:47,541 --> 00:05:50,424 You're right. And the crime is arson. 147 00:05:50,449 --> 00:05:52,218 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 148 00:05:52,243 --> 00:05:53,832 Listen, you do what you need to do, 149 00:05:53,857 --> 00:05:55,292 and we'll do what we need to do. 150 00:05:55,317 --> 00:05:56,763 - Cool? - Whatever. 151 00:05:58,956 --> 00:06:00,370 I mean... 152 00:06:00,395 --> 00:06:02,182 Auspicious start. 153 00:06:02,207 --> 00:06:04,359 I wonder how the stakeout in dildo-town's going. 154 00:06:08,691 --> 00:06:12,195 It was a hot August night in dildo-town. 155 00:06:12,220 --> 00:06:14,624 Me and my new hotshot partner were investigating 156 00:06:14,649 --> 00:06:17,936 an arsonist who was targeting Tacoman perverts. 157 00:06:21,766 --> 00:06:23,967 So far, no luck. 158 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:25,373 You really gonna eat this shit? 159 00:06:25,398 --> 00:06:26,439 No, no, I'm not gonna eat it, 160 00:06:26,463 --> 00:06:28,078 but it just makes it look a lot more like a stake out, right? 161 00:06:28,102 --> 00:06:29,703 I might eat the beef jerky, but... 162 00:06:29,728 --> 00:06:31,151 Why are you even here? 163 00:06:31,176 --> 00:06:33,502 This has nothing to do with firefighting. 164 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:35,320 This is cop work, okay? 165 00:06:35,345 --> 00:06:37,411 - You know who's a cop? Me. - Okay. 166 00:06:37,436 --> 00:06:38,930 All right, if I wanted to hang out with firefighters, 167 00:06:38,954 --> 00:06:40,080 I'd go to a fire. 168 00:06:40,105 --> 00:06:41,607 Hey, dude, 169 00:06:41,632 --> 00:06:44,203 not the best way to start off a partnership, okay? 170 00:06:44,228 --> 00:06:46,698 Let's get something straight, bucko. 171 00:06:46,827 --> 00:06:49,527 We ain't partners, we ain't brothers, and we ain't friends. 172 00:06:49,552 --> 00:06:51,621 Oh, yeah. And we ain't classmates 173 00:06:51,646 --> 00:06:54,117 or business associates or pen pals. 174 00:06:54,142 --> 00:06:56,462 - What are you talking about? - What are you talking about? 175 00:07:01,434 --> 00:07:03,293 Don't... did you really spit? 176 00:07:04,717 --> 00:07:06,368 Hello? 177 00:07:06,888 --> 00:07:08,089 Hello? 178 00:07:08,114 --> 00:07:09,825 Hold on. Coming. 179 00:07:13,103 --> 00:07:14,432 Oh, okay. 180 00:07:14,457 --> 00:07:16,673 Of all the people, they sent you? 181 00:07:16,698 --> 00:07:19,034 - We have a problem? - You shattered my patella. 182 00:07:19,059 --> 00:07:20,726 Welcome to softball. 183 00:07:20,751 --> 00:07:22,338 I was screaming! 184 00:07:22,363 --> 00:07:23,801 - You always scream. - You know what? 185 00:07:23,825 --> 00:07:25,717 Fine. just sift through all the reports by yourself 186 00:07:25,741 --> 00:07:26,932 'cause if you're not gonna help me, 187 00:07:26,956 --> 00:07:28,122 then I'm not gonna help you. 188 00:07:28,147 --> 00:07:29,227 - Fine. - Fine. 189 00:07:29,252 --> 00:07:30,371 - Fine. - Fine! 190 00:07:30,396 --> 00:07:31,674 Fine! 191 00:07:31,699 --> 00:07:33,104 Fine. 192 00:07:33,716 --> 00:07:34,884 Ow. 193 00:07:36,086 --> 00:07:38,039 Are you kidding me? Look at this. 194 00:07:38,305 --> 00:07:40,241 Hey, what do you want to do for lunch? 195 00:07:40,266 --> 00:07:41,519 You want to order from Blobby's Barbecue? 196 00:07:41,543 --> 00:07:42,718 Nah, I'm on a diet. 197 00:07:42,743 --> 00:07:45,069 - I brought fruit and cottage cheese. - Sucks for you. 198 00:07:45,094 --> 00:07:47,088 Yeah, well, maybe you shouldn't order from Blobby's Barbecue. 199 00:07:47,112 --> 00:07:48,351 You're looking a little jowly. 200 00:07:48,376 --> 00:07:50,758 You're calling me jowly? Okay, all right. 201 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:52,991 Hey, little fella. 202 00:07:53,016 --> 00:07:54,564 How you doing, buddy? You lost? 203 00:07:54,589 --> 00:07:55,709 Hey, get that cat out of here. 204 00:07:55,733 --> 00:07:57,019 No, dude. He's a stray. 205 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:58,568 This is ridiculous. Look at this. 206 00:07:58,593 --> 00:08:00,300 The hose and the lad... This is your crew. 207 00:08:00,325 --> 00:08:01,540 I'll get it in a sec. 208 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,946 Oh, no, no, please, I'll get it. I'm just the chief. 209 00:08:03,971 --> 00:08:05,081 Oh, yeah, I'm just the chief. 210 00:08:05,105 --> 00:08:06,236 Get that cat out of here in one minute 211 00:08:06,260 --> 00:08:08,348 - or I'm gonna punt it. - Terry, that's bad karma. 212 00:08:08,373 --> 00:08:10,445 One day, an animal's gonna get you. 213 00:08:10,470 --> 00:08:12,065 Yeah, that'll be the day. 214 00:08:23,698 --> 00:08:25,888 This sounded way more fun on paper. 215 00:08:25,913 --> 00:08:29,881 I know. I'm gonna have so many nightmares about melted dildos. 216 00:08:29,906 --> 00:08:31,808 Oh, what's this? 217 00:08:33,332 --> 00:08:35,266 Huh. Look at this. 218 00:08:43,762 --> 00:08:45,280 It's like that animated dog movie 219 00:08:45,305 --> 00:08:46,940 where they eat a big plate of spaghetti. 220 00:08:46,965 --> 00:08:48,867 Yeah, and I must be the girl dog, right? 221 00:08:48,892 --> 00:08:50,062 I mean, it also reminds me 222 00:08:50,087 --> 00:08:52,257 of that Valentine's Day party in Seattle. 223 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,655 - Oh, my God. - I mean, that night, I was the bitch. 224 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:56,632 Yes, you were. 225 00:08:57,698 --> 00:08:59,206 You're so funny. 226 00:09:02,713 --> 00:09:04,418 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 227 00:09:06,978 --> 00:09:08,931 Hey, come on, can you help me out up here, please? 228 00:09:08,955 --> 00:09:09,955 Oh, yeah. 229 00:09:09,980 --> 00:09:11,362 He's a hungry little guy, this guy. 230 00:09:11,386 --> 00:09:13,292 - Just wants some food. - Oh, yeah? 231 00:09:13,317 --> 00:09:14,863 You should take him to Blobby's Barbecue. 232 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:16,414 Maybe I will. 233 00:09:16,439 --> 00:09:17,591 Hey, I thought of a name for him. 234 00:09:17,615 --> 00:09:19,585 - I don't care. - When Vicky and I were kids, 235 00:09:19,610 --> 00:09:20,863 we had two cats, 236 00:09:20,888 --> 00:09:22,790 Soup and Salad. My cat was Salad. 237 00:09:22,815 --> 00:09:24,566 Great, yeah. You told me a million times. 238 00:09:24,591 --> 00:09:26,870 Your best friend was Salad, and you used to cry to him 239 00:09:26,895 --> 00:09:28,023 when you dad was mean to you. 240 00:09:28,047 --> 00:09:29,627 That's right, and this little guy 241 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,805 - is gonna be Salad 2. - Great, that's awesome. 242 00:09:31,830 --> 00:09:33,744 Which should make you happy since you're on a diet. 243 00:09:33,768 --> 00:09:35,683 I'm not on a diet. I'm just watching what I eat. 244 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:37,106 - There's a difference. - Oh, yeah. 245 00:09:37,131 --> 00:09:38,672 That means he's on a diet. 246 00:09:38,697 --> 00:09:40,792 Wow, Eddie, there's a giant snake up here! 247 00:09:40,817 --> 00:09:42,554 Oh, okay. Does it look like a hose? 248 00:09:42,579 --> 00:09:43,660 Eddie, help me! 249 00:09:43,685 --> 00:09:44,995 I mean, it'd smallow you. 250 00:09:45,020 --> 00:09:46,266 As if that's even possible. 251 00:09:46,291 --> 00:09:48,196 Help me! He's going in my shirt! 252 00:09:48,231 --> 00:09:49,515 Holy shit. 253 00:09:49,540 --> 00:09:52,033 Help me out. He's wrapping around me. 254 00:09:52,193 --> 00:09:53,193 Eddie! 255 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,171 You can understand why I thought you were joking, right? 256 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:56,601 Get him off of me. Get him off of me. 257 00:09:56,625 --> 00:09:57,839 Where are you going? 258 00:09:58,245 --> 00:09:59,779 - It's around my leg. - I gotta pry him off. 259 00:09:59,803 --> 00:10:01,240 - Help me! - Okay. 260 00:10:01,737 --> 00:10:03,108 Damn it. Help me out, Eddie. 261 00:10:03,133 --> 00:10:04,744 - He's got you wrapped up. - Watch out for my balls. 262 00:10:04,768 --> 00:10:05,937 - Okay. - Now he's squeezing me. 263 00:10:05,961 --> 00:10:08,121 Okay, hold on. He's got... Oh, my God. He's got my arm. 264 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:11,099 I specifically requested a longer lens. 265 00:10:11,124 --> 00:10:12,893 Bingo. 266 00:10:12,918 --> 00:10:14,385 Just booked a cruise. 267 00:10:14,410 --> 00:10:15,596 Cool story, dude. 268 00:10:15,621 --> 00:10:16,832 Ah, man, it's gonna be awesome. 269 00:10:16,856 --> 00:10:19,974 This ship goes right up to this, like, ice wall, 270 00:10:19,999 --> 00:10:22,373 which basically holds everything in because... 271 00:10:23,676 --> 00:10:25,423 I don't know if you know this, but... 272 00:10:25,448 --> 00:10:27,402 The Earth is flat? 273 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:29,954 Wait, you know that the Earth is flat? 274 00:10:29,979 --> 00:10:32,169 - Yeah. - Seriously? 275 00:10:32,194 --> 00:10:34,094 Wait are you talking about the Flat Earthers cruise? 276 00:10:34,118 --> 00:10:35,532 Yes, dude, I just booked a ticket on it. 277 00:10:35,556 --> 00:10:37,580 Why didn't you tell me? I wanted to go on that. 278 00:10:37,605 --> 00:10:39,686 - I didn't know you knew! - I know! 279 00:10:39,711 --> 00:10:41,497 - You know the Earth is flat! - I do! 280 00:10:41,522 --> 00:10:43,571 Can't believe everybody thinks that the Earth is a globe. 281 00:10:43,595 --> 00:10:46,200 Like, if it's a globe, where are the curves? 282 00:10:46,225 --> 00:10:47,908 - Where is the curve? - Right? 283 00:10:47,933 --> 00:10:49,640 Look at the horizon. Right? 284 00:10:49,665 --> 00:10:51,793 Could not be more flat. 285 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,121 Doesn't go like this. 286 00:10:53,146 --> 00:10:56,261 No, and all those "photos" that "NASA" took 287 00:10:56,286 --> 00:10:57,669 from "space," please. 288 00:10:57,694 --> 00:10:59,401 - So fake. - So fake. 289 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,674 And I guess everybody in Australia is just literally 290 00:11:01,699 --> 00:11:04,303 walking around upside down, governor? 291 00:11:04,328 --> 00:11:05,733 Yeah. 292 00:11:05,758 --> 00:11:08,172 - Yeah, we're upside down. - Right on. 293 00:11:08,197 --> 00:11:09,799 You're okay. 294 00:11:09,824 --> 00:11:11,446 You too, bro. 295 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,360 - Want to get a picture real quick? - Yeah. 296 00:11:14,526 --> 00:11:16,172 - Hey. - What? 297 00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:17,864 I'm looking for info on the accelerant, 298 00:11:17,889 --> 00:11:19,316 but I'm not seeing the chem reports. 299 00:11:19,340 --> 00:11:20,502 It's in the evidence room. 300 00:11:20,527 --> 00:11:21,932 Okay. 301 00:11:21,957 --> 00:11:23,506 Actually, you know what? I will get it. 302 00:11:23,530 --> 00:11:25,300 - Nah, I'll get it, man. It's this way. - Nope, I got it. 303 00:11:25,324 --> 00:11:27,367 - I mean, I could... - Nope. I got it. 304 00:11:27,392 --> 00:11:28,592 Dude, why are you being weird about it? 305 00:11:28,616 --> 00:11:29,791 - I can go get it. - Totally good. 306 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:31,554 I need the exercise. I got it. 307 00:11:31,579 --> 00:11:32,610 God! 308 00:11:32,635 --> 00:11:34,208 - I got it. - Just let me get it. 309 00:11:34,233 --> 00:11:36,289 - I got it. I got i... aah! - Just let me get it. 310 00:11:36,314 --> 00:11:38,182 Oh, my God. 311 00:11:38,207 --> 00:11:39,913 - Hey, you okay? - I am fine! 312 00:11:39,938 --> 00:11:41,803 - I got it. - Okay. 313 00:11:41,828 --> 00:11:43,030 Here, let me... 314 00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:45,783 All right, man, just... 315 00:11:45,808 --> 00:11:48,221 My finger! Get away! 316 00:11:49,547 --> 00:11:50,549 - You got it? - Yep. 317 00:11:50,574 --> 00:11:51,575 Okay, cool. 318 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,331 - Hey. - I'ma go get the file now. 319 00:11:53,356 --> 00:11:55,260 No, no, no! 320 00:11:55,285 --> 00:11:56,930 Calm down. 321 00:11:57,479 --> 00:11:59,392 Holy shit. 322 00:11:59,417 --> 00:12:01,151 Steel drums? 323 00:12:02,369 --> 00:12:04,017 I told you not to come in here. 324 00:12:04,042 --> 00:12:05,477 Is this what you were afraid of? 325 00:12:05,502 --> 00:12:07,362 That I'd find your steel drums? 326 00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:09,548 I had them at home, but I had to bring them in here 327 00:12:09,572 --> 00:12:10,573 when the baby came. 328 00:12:10,598 --> 00:12:13,298 - What are you ashamed of? - I'm a police captain. 329 00:12:13,323 --> 00:12:16,609 I have a reputation to uphold as a professional, 330 00:12:16,634 --> 00:12:17,803 and that doesn't include 331 00:12:17,828 --> 00:12:20,256 being the hip guy who plays steel drums. 332 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,512 - Well, let me hear you play. - I told you. 333 00:12:22,537 --> 00:12:24,362 - I can't. - Why not? 334 00:12:24,387 --> 00:12:26,000 Because you crippled me. 335 00:12:26,025 --> 00:12:27,660 Oh, man. 336 00:12:27,685 --> 00:12:29,087 You crippled me! 337 00:12:31,253 --> 00:12:33,189 - How's it going? - Oh, good. 338 00:12:33,214 --> 00:12:34,710 I think I might be onto something. 339 00:12:34,735 --> 00:12:36,608 What do you think about Salazar? 340 00:12:36,633 --> 00:12:38,101 I hate her. Why? 341 00:12:38,126 --> 00:12:40,572 I mean, would it be crazy if we got back together? 342 00:12:40,597 --> 00:12:43,169 - Yes. - Cool, cool, cool. 343 00:12:43,194 --> 00:12:44,568 Cool. 344 00:12:45,368 --> 00:12:48,469 Hey, girl. How's it going? 345 00:12:48,494 --> 00:12:49,978 Why are you "Hey, girl"-ing me? 346 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,238 Does Andy have a girlfriend? 347 00:12:51,263 --> 00:12:53,116 I don't know. He keeps that stuff private. 348 00:12:53,141 --> 00:12:55,151 - You guys seem friendly. - That's because we're friends. 349 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,382 Oh. 350 00:12:56,407 --> 00:12:58,686 But he looks fine, though, right? 351 00:12:59,221 --> 00:13:00,854 Yeah, he's a total hottie, 352 00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:02,199 and I think he might be into you. 353 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,033 10-4? 354 00:13:05,378 --> 00:13:08,248 Right now, I'm bagging dildos with Andy, 355 00:13:08,273 --> 00:13:12,063 but, tonight, I'm gonna be bagging Andy with dildos. 356 00:13:12,802 --> 00:13:14,437 Thanks, girl. 357 00:13:14,644 --> 00:13:15,927 Hey, Luce. 358 00:13:15,952 --> 00:13:18,430 Doesn't think look like a player piece for a boardgame? 359 00:13:18,455 --> 00:13:20,114 - It does. - But this one's for butts. 360 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:25,030 This snake is deceptively fast. 361 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:27,025 Okay, all right. Oh, my God, look at him. 362 00:13:27,050 --> 00:13:28,463 - Oh, my God, he's right here. - Oh, my God. 363 00:13:28,487 --> 00:13:30,227 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. Okay. 364 00:13:30,252 --> 00:13:31,262 If you weren't screwing around with that cat, 365 00:13:31,286 --> 00:13:32,485 we wouldn't be having this problem right now. 366 00:13:32,509 --> 00:13:33,795 What are you so worried about? 367 00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:35,393 - It's gonna eat me first. - It's not gonna eat you first. 368 00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:36,804 It's gonna eat me. 369 00:13:36,829 --> 00:13:38,316 - Whoa, look, it's the cat. - Oh, my God. 370 00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:39,412 It's the cat. Call the cat over here. 371 00:13:39,436 --> 00:13:40,477 - No. - Oh, come here, kitty. 372 00:13:40,501 --> 00:13:41,891 Call the cat. Here, kitty, kitty. 373 00:13:41,916 --> 00:13:43,305 Here, kitty, kitty. It's not coming. 374 00:13:43,329 --> 00:13:44,863 It's not coming. This is why I hate cats. 375 00:13:44,887 --> 00:13:45,991 You call them, they don't come. 376 00:13:46,015 --> 00:13:47,199 You call, you call, call the cat. 377 00:13:47,223 --> 00:13:48,685 No, wait, I'm gonna call Salad 2 over here 378 00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:50,741 - so this beast can eat that cat? - Yeah. 379 00:13:50,766 --> 00:13:51,989 The cat'll distract it. We'll be free! 380 00:13:52,013 --> 00:13:54,117 Oh, fine. Here, Salad 2. 381 00:13:54,142 --> 00:13:55,351 - Hey, come here. - Here, Salad 2, come here. 382 00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:57,050 Come here, kitty. 383 00:13:57,244 --> 00:13:58,531 - There it goes, okay. - Come here, kitty. 384 00:13:58,555 --> 00:14:00,046 - Come here, kitty. - There it goes. 385 00:14:03,545 --> 00:14:06,357 No! No! 386 00:14:08,428 --> 00:14:10,334 It's so frustrating, 387 00:14:10,359 --> 00:14:12,567 because the latest issue of "Chiseled A.F." 388 00:14:12,592 --> 00:14:15,426 has this 30-day diet plan that I've been following, 389 00:14:15,451 --> 00:14:17,229 and I am chiseled, but... 390 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,715 I'm not chiseled A.F. 391 00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:21,942 The "A.F." is always the hardest part. 392 00:14:22,199 --> 00:14:23,951 Do you burn a lot of calories stripping? 393 00:14:23,976 --> 00:14:25,428 Yeah, oh, yeah, tons. 394 00:14:25,453 --> 00:14:26,580 That's hella sweet. 395 00:14:26,605 --> 00:14:28,941 You think you could maybe get me a job stripping? 396 00:14:28,966 --> 00:14:30,599 First of all, it's not "stripping." 397 00:14:30,624 --> 00:14:32,214 We actually call it exotic dancing. 398 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,620 - Oh, I'm sorry. - No, no, no. 399 00:14:33,645 --> 00:14:35,375 No big deal. Um... 400 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,115 And, uh... 401 00:14:37,602 --> 00:14:39,896 I hate to say this, but... 402 00:14:40,483 --> 00:14:42,278 You're kind of too small. 403 00:14:42,495 --> 00:14:44,130 Now, don't take this the wrong way. 404 00:14:44,155 --> 00:14:46,180 Honestly, there's just a certain height 405 00:14:46,205 --> 00:14:49,144 and weight requirement for optimal performance, and... 406 00:14:49,427 --> 00:14:51,835 You just don't meet those requirements. 407 00:14:53,046 --> 00:14:55,770 - Hey, man... - How dare you, dude? 408 00:14:57,684 --> 00:14:58,717 How dare you? 409 00:14:58,742 --> 00:15:00,838 Don't... Shuck, don't! 410 00:15:00,863 --> 00:15:02,792 Shuck, wait! Don't... 411 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,311 What's going on, Lucy? 412 00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:06,106 Fire started here. 413 00:15:06,131 --> 00:15:08,634 There's traces of butane around here on the floor, 414 00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:11,165 and then, over there, there's plastic with traces of silicon. 415 00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:13,003 - Huh. - Silicone is highly flammable, 416 00:15:13,028 --> 00:15:14,942 and the lube is what acted as the accelerant. 417 00:15:14,967 --> 00:15:17,038 Oh! Well done, probie. 418 00:15:18,906 --> 00:15:20,475 Firefighter McConky, 419 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,886 as a prize for solving the arson case, 420 00:15:22,911 --> 00:15:26,587 I'd like to present to you Godzildo! 421 00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:30,599 Wow, thank you. Um, I shall name him Bob. 422 00:15:30,624 --> 00:15:32,698 - Why? - As in "Battery Operated Boyfriend." 423 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,525 Oh! 424 00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:36,050 Oh... 425 00:15:36,075 --> 00:15:38,076 I see how it is. 426 00:15:38,101 --> 00:15:39,880 That was our dildo. 427 00:15:39,905 --> 00:15:41,652 Wait, Liz, it isn't what you think. 428 00:15:41,677 --> 00:15:43,352 I hate both of you. 429 00:15:43,622 --> 00:15:46,450 Liz! Lisandra! 430 00:15:46,475 --> 00:15:48,547 Lisandra! 431 00:15:57,917 --> 00:15:59,750 Hey. 432 00:15:59,903 --> 00:16:01,235 Go away. 433 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:03,478 You can still play the steel drums with a bum knee. 434 00:16:03,503 --> 00:16:04,572 Oh, really? 435 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:05,765 Well, you should try it sometime, 436 00:16:05,789 --> 00:16:07,632 because I have, and it doesn't work! 437 00:16:07,657 --> 00:16:09,809 So why don't you just go destroy someone else's knee 438 00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:11,477 and leave me alone? 439 00:16:11,826 --> 00:16:12,980 That's it! 440 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,132 You... hey... you better stop it! Ow! 441 00:16:15,157 --> 00:16:16,658 - I'm not going anywhere. - Yes, you are. 442 00:16:16,682 --> 00:16:18,381 I am not go... stop it... 443 00:16:18,406 --> 00:16:19,954 It's... I'm not... not! 444 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,090 You're not... 445 00:16:23,236 --> 00:16:25,849 - I told you I can't! - You can. 446 00:16:26,092 --> 00:16:27,931 Because... 447 00:16:28,216 --> 00:16:30,013 I'm gonna play with you. 448 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,634 - You play? - I do. 449 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,233 Your uke would match my steel drums perfectly. 450 00:16:36,258 --> 00:16:37,821 Let's find out. 451 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:07,186 Hey, Liz, can you help me out in here? 452 00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:10,173 Hey, Andy, can I get your help? 453 00:17:10,198 --> 00:17:11,459 Let's move this shelf. 454 00:17:11,484 --> 00:17:12,852 Okay. 455 00:17:13,129 --> 00:17:14,799 One, two... 456 00:17:15,323 --> 00:17:16,717 What the... Lucy! 457 00:17:16,742 --> 00:17:17,742 - Hey! - Lucy! 458 00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:19,003 - What are you doing? - Hey, Lucy! 459 00:17:19,027 --> 00:17:20,923 You two need to figure this out. 460 00:17:20,948 --> 00:17:22,350 - What? - Figure what out? 461 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,633 What are you talki... Do you have the keys to these? 462 00:17:25,046 --> 00:17:26,954 To the sex handcuffs? 463 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:30,289 Too small, huh? How 'bout this? 464 00:17:30,323 --> 00:17:33,239 Bet you feel like an idiot now, seeing these moves! 465 00:17:33,264 --> 00:17:35,867 Call this one "the penal code," yeah! 466 00:17:35,892 --> 00:17:38,505 Still think I'm not exotic dancer material? 467 00:17:38,530 --> 00:17:40,264 Whoo! Whoo! 468 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,957 I call this one "the downward crank." 469 00:17:45,639 --> 00:17:46,814 Yep! 470 00:17:49,328 --> 00:17:50,997 Bam, bam. 471 00:17:51,022 --> 00:17:52,306 All right, all right, all right. 472 00:17:52,347 --> 00:17:53,943 That's actually pretty good. 473 00:17:53,968 --> 00:17:55,804 Let me just break it down for you. 474 00:17:55,829 --> 00:17:57,592 What's up... the ladies are all around here, right? 475 00:17:57,616 --> 00:17:59,170 Look at that, ladies. What's up? 476 00:17:59,195 --> 00:18:01,206 - Am I doing it? - Easy, easy. 477 00:18:01,231 --> 00:18:02,675 Too quick, too quick, too quick. 478 00:18:02,826 --> 00:18:05,201 One, two. 479 00:18:05,226 --> 00:18:06,561 Good. 480 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,864 You don't need to make the noise. 481 00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:09,681 Don't make the noise. 482 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:11,342 You're up, right? 483 00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:12,565 - Yeah. - Great. 484 00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:14,666 - Let's do a bit of hip work, okay? - Yeah. 485 00:18:14,691 --> 00:18:16,677 So in like this and nice and easy. 486 00:18:16,702 --> 00:18:18,145 Easy, slower, slower. 487 00:18:18,170 --> 00:18:20,203 One... 488 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,038 Yeah, laugh it up, kids. 489 00:18:23,063 --> 00:18:24,310 This is what a real man looks like. 490 00:18:24,334 --> 00:18:25,834 Okay, pussy. 491 00:18:25,859 --> 00:18:28,455 - What'd you say? - I called you a pussy, pussy. 492 00:18:29,838 --> 00:18:31,615 Why don't you go suck your mom's tit? 493 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,225 Ah, I should've said "suck your mom's dick." 494 00:18:33,249 --> 00:18:34,428 Yeah, that would've been good. 495 00:18:34,452 --> 00:18:36,640 - Say it again. - Nah, they're gone. 496 00:18:36,665 --> 00:18:39,568 Anyway, yeah, good, easy dip. 497 00:18:39,593 --> 00:18:41,493 Oh, my God. 498 00:18:41,518 --> 00:18:42,624 Terry... 499 00:18:42,808 --> 00:18:45,324 I'm starting to see why... 500 00:18:45,349 --> 00:18:47,366 I'm about to pass out. 501 00:18:47,391 --> 00:18:48,669 I got an idea. 502 00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:51,292 Let's roll off the engine and crush this asshole. 503 00:18:51,317 --> 00:18:52,499 I don't want to do that. 504 00:18:52,524 --> 00:18:54,097 What are you talking about? We can kill it. 505 00:18:54,121 --> 00:18:57,958 If you land on top of me, you'll kill me. 506 00:18:57,983 --> 00:19:00,435 If we stay here, we're guaranteed to die. 507 00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:03,558 If we roll off, we got a 50% chance of living. 508 00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:05,512 I always thought 509 00:19:05,537 --> 00:19:07,471 Vicky would be the one 510 00:19:07,496 --> 00:19:09,664 to die underneath you. 511 00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:11,399 - Ready? - No. 512 00:19:11,424 --> 00:19:12,801 - One... - No. 513 00:19:12,826 --> 00:19:14,149 - Two... - No. 514 00:19:14,174 --> 00:19:15,253 - Three. - No. 515 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:21,593 Hey! 516 00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,820 Salad 2, good job, buddy. 517 00:19:26,663 --> 00:19:28,346 Who's calling? Linda Price. 518 00:19:28,371 --> 00:19:29,982 Ooh. 519 00:19:31,534 --> 00:19:32,899 Hey, Linda. 520 00:19:33,888 --> 00:19:35,599 Oh, okay. 521 00:19:36,316 --> 00:19:38,292 Great, we'll be here. Okay. 522 00:19:40,271 --> 00:19:41,518 They caught the arsonist. 523 00:19:41,543 --> 00:19:43,612 - Who did? - I don't know. 524 00:19:43,856 --> 00:19:45,403 - Huh. - Oh! 525 00:19:45,428 --> 00:19:47,278 All right. Let's bring everyone back. 526 00:19:47,303 --> 00:19:48,629 Oh, it stinks. 527 00:20:03,276 --> 00:20:05,146 You're unbelievable! 528 00:20:13,722 --> 00:20:15,333 Yeah! 529 00:20:16,376 --> 00:20:17,914 That was great. 530 00:20:17,939 --> 00:20:19,566 - Yeah! - Oh, man. 531 00:20:19,591 --> 00:20:21,536 We make a good team, partner. 532 00:20:22,824 --> 00:20:24,053 Hey, Chief, what's up? 533 00:20:24,078 --> 00:20:26,183 Hello? Hey, Linda. 534 00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:27,852 Oh, really? Wow. 535 00:20:27,877 --> 00:20:29,946 They caught the perp, solved the arson. 536 00:20:29,971 --> 00:20:31,928 - We'll be right there. - I'll get Andy and Salazar. 537 00:20:31,952 --> 00:20:34,322 - We'll be right there. - That's great news. 538 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,362 It is... great news. 539 00:20:36,387 --> 00:20:37,861 Guess we're done. 540 00:20:37,886 --> 00:20:39,116 Yeah. 541 00:20:39,899 --> 00:20:41,541 Hey, guys. 542 00:20:44,488 --> 00:20:46,474 Uh, guys? 543 00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:48,996 They solved the arson. 544 00:20:49,021 --> 00:20:50,823 They want us back at the station. 545 00:20:50,856 --> 00:20:53,074 - Cool. - Like, now. 546 00:20:53,099 --> 00:20:54,995 Yeah, like, five minutes? 547 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,865 Oh, everybody's here. Ken, take it away. 548 00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:06,518 Okay, so I was browsing Facebook, 549 00:21:06,543 --> 00:21:08,617 searching local groups for stories, 550 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,595 and I came across this. 551 00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,789 What up, peeps? We're at the Dildo Dojo, 552 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:13,989 which we'll be burning down soon. 553 00:21:14,013 --> 00:21:15,482 Oh, my God, dummies. 554 00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:17,666 But we just had to show you this. 555 00:21:17,691 --> 00:21:20,225 Somebody please caption this! 556 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,776 - Oh, dude! - Shuck! 557 00:21:22,801 --> 00:21:24,262 They thought it'd only go out to their friends, 558 00:21:24,286 --> 00:21:26,628 but it went viral, which led to other videos 559 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,638 of them confessing to the other fires. 560 00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:30,806 State troopers picked up the kids. 561 00:21:30,965 --> 00:21:32,052 Journalism. 562 00:21:32,077 --> 00:21:33,614 At least Crystal and I were there to help 563 00:21:33,638 --> 00:21:35,042 flush out those bad boys, huh? 564 00:21:35,067 --> 00:21:37,329 Oh, yeah, all day. 565 00:21:37,354 --> 00:21:38,872 - All day. - Whoa. 566 00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:40,588 - Wow. - Is that blood or something? 567 00:21:40,613 --> 00:21:42,884 You wouldn't believe it. While you guys were out there, 568 00:21:42,909 --> 00:21:45,846 Chief and I got attacked by a humongous snake 569 00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:48,322 and we killed the everloving shit out of it. 570 00:21:48,596 --> 00:21:49,891 - No way. - No, you didn't. 571 00:21:49,916 --> 00:21:51,868 - Shut up. - Yeah, we blew it up. 572 00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:52,903 What do you mean, you killed it? 573 00:21:52,927 --> 00:21:54,840 Oh, yeah, we did. We killed it dead. 574 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,841 Holy shit. 575 00:21:56,866 --> 00:21:59,900 We exploded it... blood everywhere, chunks of flesh. 576 00:21:59,925 --> 00:22:01,609 - Shit. - That's so sick. 577 00:22:01,634 --> 00:22:03,495 We even found the head in one of your boots. 578 00:22:04,662 --> 00:22:06,490 Oh, shit. 579 00:22:06,515 --> 00:22:08,036 Wow, that's awesome, dudes. 580 00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:11,012 If I see a flier on a lamppost out there for a missing snake, 581 00:22:11,037 --> 00:22:12,359 I will call that number 582 00:22:12,384 --> 00:22:14,377 and I will chew out that guy's asshole. 583 00:22:14,402 --> 00:22:16,657 - "Chew"? - I wonder where it is now. 584 00:22:16,682 --> 00:22:19,085 It's probably up in heaven. Who knows, guys? 585 00:22:19,110 --> 00:22:20,756 Stupid piece of shit. 586 00:22:20,781 --> 00:22:22,655 Even though those kids outed themselves, 587 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,673 I know the work you all did today will be useful, 588 00:22:24,698 --> 00:22:26,736 so you'll still need to file your report. 589 00:22:27,017 --> 00:22:28,017 Hey... 590 00:22:28,042 --> 00:22:29,907 I've got your report right here. 591 00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:33,092 Granny... we've got the report right here. 592 00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:35,684 - We've got the report. - We. 593 00:22:35,875 --> 00:22:37,930 All right, guys, thank you very much. 594 00:22:38,299 --> 00:22:40,245 Back to work, everybody. 595 00:22:45,315 --> 00:22:47,817 Dear Ms. Price, we thought it was crazy 596 00:22:47,850 --> 00:22:51,119 to have our two departments pair up to work on this case. 597 00:22:51,144 --> 00:22:53,965 You saw us how everybody sees us, as... 598 00:22:53,990 --> 00:22:55,615 Cops. 599 00:22:55,647 --> 00:22:57,168 Firefighters. 600 00:22:57,916 --> 00:23:00,067 Aspiring exotic dancers. 601 00:23:00,426 --> 00:23:04,365 - Dildo afficionados. - Musicians. 602 00:23:04,390 --> 00:23:07,171 But despite how you see us, what we found... 603 00:23:07,196 --> 00:23:09,233 Is that we're more than all those things. 604 00:23:09,464 --> 00:23:10,864 We're a team. 605 00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:12,200 Sincerely... 606 00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:15,798 The TFD/TPD Task Force. 607 00:23:18,692 --> 00:23:20,794 Who wrote this stupid shit? 608 00:23:42,111 --> 00:23:43,111 Unf. 609 00:23:52,971 --> 00:23:54,854 Pitch it in, Granny. 610 00:23:57,357 --> 00:23:59,294 He doesn't wanna swing. He can't run. 611 00:23:59,319 --> 00:24:00,962 Shut your piehole, Penisi. 612 00:24:00,987 --> 00:24:03,483 I spent my whole 401k on stem cell therapy, 613 00:24:03,516 --> 00:24:04,800 - so eat it. - Wow. 614 00:24:04,825 --> 00:24:06,318 Trying to grow a dick? 615 00:24:06,343 --> 00:24:09,076 - Polonski sucks. - Come on, Granny! 616 00:24:10,029 --> 00:24:12,737 Oh! Okay. 617 00:24:12,991 --> 00:24:15,257 - You trying to brush me back? - Why you crowding the plate? 618 00:24:15,281 --> 00:24:17,897 Okay, do it again. See what happens. 619 00:24:17,922 --> 00:24:20,268 What, you wanna see a brush back pitch? 620 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:22,067 Here we go. 621 00:24:22,525 --> 00:24:24,236 Oh, ho, ho, ho! 622 00:24:25,491 --> 00:24:27,007 Pinche cabron! 623 00:24:32,245 --> 00:24:34,482 Oh, oh! 624 00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:38,585 We doing this? Ooh. 625 00:24:38,767 --> 00:24:40,418 Hey, Polonski!