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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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What the hell?
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How does this even happen?
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Single puncture wound to the abdomen.
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We need to stop this bleeding ASAP.
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Don't help me. Help the dummy.
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Make sure he's okay.
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I'm-I'm just gonna grab it.
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Never move an injured person.
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- He's right.
- Ike, it's not alive.
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Does the blonde know mouth to mouth.
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Watch it, dummy!
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Both of you, stop talking to the dummy.
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Sir, what happened here?
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- It was an accident.
- Isn't it obvious.
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He stabbed himself and now
he's trying to blame me.
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Why are you holding the knife then?
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Ike, stop talking to the dummy.
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His pulse is dropping.
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Lucy, get the heart monitor ready.
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- Help my dummy.
- Don't get agitated, sir.
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Give him CPR! He needs CPR!
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Ike, I need this guy to calm down, okay?
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- Give the dummy CPR.
- What?
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Tell him it's gonna be okay.
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Hey, it's... it's gonna...
It's gonna be okay.
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Ike, give the dummy CPR.
Andy, talk to the dummy.
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I don't wanna talk to a dummy.
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Lucy, had me the lead
so I can hook this guy up.
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Hey, dummy, everything is gonna be okay.
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Ike is my friend. He's gonna give you...
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We're performing CPR.
It's gonna be fine.
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It'll be okay. Go, go, go, go.
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Go.
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- Ah.
- Yeah.
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Oh, I'm much better now.
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Oh, the mouth hole. The mouth hole.
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Relax. Stay relaxed.
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He's gonna do it again. Relax.
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I need both of you.
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What in the horrifying fuck?
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I don't know.
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Oh, my God, we're losing him.
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- Lucy, prepare the paddles.
- Oh, shit.
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- Pinch his dick.
- Oh.
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Yeah, give it a pinch.
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- It'll wake him up.
- What the hell?
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Oops, sorry, you guys.
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A malfunction. He's still alive.
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No shit.
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You almost pinched his dick.
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- I was not gonna pinch his dick.
- No, you were close.
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I'm just gonna take the knife.
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- Touch it and die!
- Whoo.
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Wow, big storm.
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- Supposed to go all day.
- Yeah?
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Hey, you guys wanna play a game?
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Hey, let's start a new show.
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Bet you we could binge our
way through a few episodes.
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Let's watch "Queer Beer."
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It's about those fabulous
guys that own a brewery.
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I watched the first season.
It's pretty good.
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How 'bout "Fresno Fire"?
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Nah, sitcoms about firemen are lame.
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There's maybe one fire per season,
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and there's a black guy, an Asian guy,
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a woman, one dude who
you don't realize is Latin,
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a bunch of white people,
you know what I mean?
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Hmm, hey, we could jump
back into "Montana Bush."
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No, I don't love nature shows.
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Thought that show was
about something else.
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- What?
- Teenage pop star
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who was a landscaper.
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- That's impossible.
- Ooh, you guys!
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How about "Mrs. Winchester?"
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- Never heard of it. What's that?
- Oh, that's a British show.
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No! No foreign language stuff.
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Hold on, hold on, just listen.
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"As Britain enters World War II,
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"one woman makes a difference,
Mrs. Winchester.
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"This small-town nurse
is determined to tend
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to Briarfield Township
while also solving crimes!"
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Mrs. Lamechester.
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What's with you and these
British shows anyway?
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They're critically acclaimed
and strongly acted.
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Really quite bully.
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That show sounds like bully-shit.
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♪ Well I missed the things
that I used to do ♪
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♪ So I went and bought
me a bag of chew ♪
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♪ Hocked in my truck without a care ♪
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♪ And drove it through
the sassafras air ♪
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God, sassafras air. So colorful.
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- ♪ Oh yeah ♪
- Oh.
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We need to talk.
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Hey, do you like country music?
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- Not particularly.
- I've been getting
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- into it lately.
- Uh, listen...
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Lyrics tell such great stories,
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about memories and days gone by,
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especially this band Leigh Weigh.
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- Have you heard of them?
- No. But Chief...
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- They're my new favorite band.
- Awesome.
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You should write about
it in your yearbook.
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We have a problem.
There's a firefighter blog
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coming from this station that's sharing
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a lot of dirty laundry on the Internet.
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A blog? From my station?
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Tacoma Station 24. Look for yourself.
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Search for "Fired up in Tacoma."
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- Really?
- I'm sure you're aware
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we have a zero-tolerance
policy on social media
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by municipal employees.
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Hey.
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- Station 24, "A" shift.
- Mm-hmm.
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I can't see my guys doing this.
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Oh, look at this,
"Our chief is an authoritarian,
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overweight blowhard."
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Well, there you go,
it couldn't possibly be my station.
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Yep, well, we don't need
this stuff out in the open.
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It's already racking up a lot of views.
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Put a stop to it.
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Okay, well, I'll tell you what.
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I don't think it's us,
but I will sniff around.
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Thanks.
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Mrs. Winchester, whatever is the bother?
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Lord Hastings, we both know
the bloom on the rose
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is oft not wet.
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What does that mean?
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Things aren't always what they seem.
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And then she and Lord
Hastings are related?
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- Shh.
- No, I just don't understand
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the relationships, man.
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- Just watch then.
- I'm just lost.
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Here, let me rewind it then.
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No, you can't rewind streaming.
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Just watch, man.
No, no, no, that's too far!
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- Okay, I'll fast-forward.
- No, no!
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That's the end of the episode!
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And that is how Tilda Fowlington
killed the boot-binder.
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No!
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How'd you get us to
watch this snoozefest
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- in the first place?
- What's a bootbinder?
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- Hey, can you guys pause that, please?
- Gladly.
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Okay, it has come to my attention
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that there is a blog
coming from this station.
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A blog?
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That's so five years ago.
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I just want to know if any of y'all
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are blogging about station business.
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Y'all?
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Is anyone here doing a
blog or building or blog
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or writing a blog or whatever
it is you do with a blog?
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Yeah, I blog right after I
record my makeup tutorials.
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My unboxing videos
have a huge following.
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Yeah, and I'm more of a vlogger.
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Yeah, I got a blog about a...
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That's so stupid.
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Great, anybody else?
Anybody else got one?
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Funny, funny stuff, but listen to me.
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If I find out that anyone
from this station is blogging,
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I will cancel the Hulu subscription.
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No, no, no, we watch so much on Hulu!
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- Take it back!
- Carry on.
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Can I see you in my office, please?
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- Am I in trouble?
- Come on, let's go.
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What is going on? A blog?
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By the way, do not start watching
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- a new TV show without me.
- Yeah, whatever.
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You're just gonna go to sleep anyway.
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Not if we find a show better than
"Mrs. Winchester."
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You got that?
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I'm the captain.
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♪ Well the way she looked
made me wanna sing ♪
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♪ So I grabbed a beer
and my old six-string ♪
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♪ We sang about blue
jeans and black beans ♪
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Okay, what did I do? What did I do?
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♪ And being 18 and farm machines ♪
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What the hell are you listening to?
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Leigh Weigh.
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Why are you listening to Leigh Weigh?
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'Cause they're an awesome band.
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Okay, Leigh Weigh is not
a band. It's a guy.
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That's his name. Lee. Way.
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Oh, that makes sense. Okay.
Leigh Weigh's a guy.
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Like Jethro Tull or Lynyrd Skynyrd.
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How is that I know more about
Leigh Weigh than you do?
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- I'm just getting into it.
- You know, if I had a dime
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for every one of my
midlife crisis friends
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who found country music,
I'd have a lot of dimes, Terry.
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Hey, this guy sings about
things that speak to me.
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All right, like, being the boss
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and driving on the open road
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- and windburn.
- Yeah.
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- Chili cook-offs.
- So cool.
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- Smell of wheat fields.
- You like wheat fields?
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- Gossamer spider webs.
- Yeah.
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- Cool, all right.
- Check this out.
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♪ Well it's tough to be ♪
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♪ The lone big dog ♪
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♪ Barking by myself in the hazy fog ♪
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- ♪ I can picture... ♪
- Okay, look.
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I like country music too,
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but this dude sucks.
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Agree to disagree.
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All right, listen, this blog thing.
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- Is this you?
- You really think it could be?
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It's the kinda shit you do for laughs.
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Remember when you sent me
the John Travolta picture
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with the personalized signature on it?
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I do. I do.
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"Dear Terry, keep staying alive.
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Best, Johnny."
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You denied that for three years.
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Yeah, that was the
perfect amount of time,
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but this is not me, and
you really think it's one of us?
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Come here, look at this.
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Huh? This is right on the nose.
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Tacoma FD. Station 24. "A" shift.
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"Our captain thinks
he's got a good dye job.
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"He's not fooling anyone.
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"His hair is as white
as a polar bear's muff.
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"He also has textbook
Peter Pan Syndrome.
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He's so immature,
no one takes him seriously."
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This is on the goddamn Internet.
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Who the hell do these
people think they are?
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I'm gonna go straighten somebody out.
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Okay, hold on, hold on.
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We don't know who this is yet, okay.
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- Don't go out there half-cocked.
- I'm going out there full-cocked.
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Why does this guy have an accident?
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It's Dave Bautista.
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He's a fur trapper in the frontier
of 18th century Canada.
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And then what's with that piano?
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Just stop. He's also teaching music
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to the other fur
trappers on the frontier.
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- What?
- Shush!
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I will trade me furs for an ivory piano,
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and we will sing and
dance with the beavers.
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You're not gonna sing with beavers.
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- Quiet, please!
- It doesn't make sense!
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I'm not watching this
any longer than you have.
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No, no, no, Captain,
don't... don't-what?
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I wanna know right now who's
writing this goddamn blog.
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- Whoa.
- Again with the blog?
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Yeah, and who's
the Peter Pan Syndrome expert?
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- Wait, the what?
- Someone accused me
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- of having Peter Pan Syndrome.
- Like you wanna fly?
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It means he doesn't want to grow up.
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Seems like he already has.
I mean, how old are you, Cap?
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None of your fucking business.
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And to whoever wrote this,
I do not dye my hair.
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Your hair looks great.
253
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- Calm down, Cap.
- Yeah, calm down.
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Hey, you should watch
the new show with us.
255
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It's called "Pelts."
Dave Bautista's an 18 century
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fur trapper in the Canadian frontier,
257
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and he also runs a music
school for the other trappers.
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- Andy loves it.
- Not into it yet.
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I don't wanna watch a new show.
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I wanna get to the bottom of this.
261
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You guys should check out this blog.
It's pretty incriminating.
262
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I have a feeling it's Granny.
I mean, he likes to write.
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Dude, you're the one
who likes to gossip.
264
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- What? I do not.
- Okay, well, I set my phone
265
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to alert me anytime a new blog drops.
266
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All right, you've been warned.
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Cap, no one here is blogging.
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Aw, man!
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- Great, that's...
- Aw, come on!
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- Hey, nobody go anywhere.
- Somebody hit the genny.
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The one that always sticks.
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Yeah, great.
273
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- Oh, there we go.
- Good.
274
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Bingo. New blog just dropped.
275
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Someone sent a blog in the dark?
276
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- That's crazy.
- It says here
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that captain just found
out about the blogging,
278
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and he's pissed. Stay tuned.
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Someone in this room is blogging.
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And we're gonna find out who.
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- Got a new blog post?
- No, I'm sleuthing.
282
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"To Catch a Blogger," huh?
283
00:10:03,206 --> 00:10:05,006
So you're reading a blog
about how to catch a blogger.
284
00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:06,512
Yeah, well, who better
to help with a blog hunt
285
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than a blogger?
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Says here misspelled words
287
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and unique phrasing are red flags.
288
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Our blogger happens to misspell
the word "exhilarating"
289
00:10:15,399 --> 00:10:16,842
- quite a bit.
- Huh.
290
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,486
How do you spell exhilarating?
291
00:10:18,511 --> 00:10:20,688
E-X-I-L-I-Rating.
292
00:10:20,713 --> 00:10:22,428
Wrong. Maybe you're the blogger.
293
00:10:22,453 --> 00:10:24,002
- Maybe you're the blogger.
- What are you doing?
294
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I'm taking Leigh Weigh's words to heart.
295
00:10:25,935 --> 00:10:27,405
I'm setting up a face-to-face here.
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I'm gonna look a man dead in the eye
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'cause then they can never lie.
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Like a frog on a frozen pond
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or a wizard with a magic wand.
300
00:10:36,913 --> 00:10:38,821
You're gonna zap the
blogger with a magic wand?
301
00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:40,085
No, I'm gonna do what Leigh Weigh says
302
00:10:40,109 --> 00:10:41,186
and I'm gonna have a face-to-face.
303
00:10:41,210 --> 00:10:43,167
You are neck-deep in the school
of Leigh Weigh, aren't you?
304
00:10:43,191 --> 00:10:45,560
Well, 'cause he's cool and he's tough,
like all men should be.
305
00:10:45,584 --> 00:10:46,736
You know what this guy looks like?
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00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:49,492
Come here. You don't know what
this guy looks like, do you?
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00:10:51,621 --> 00:10:53,223
This is your guy right here.
308
00:10:53,678 --> 00:10:54,987
Huh.
309
00:10:55,012 --> 00:10:56,611
I didn't know he spelled
his name that way.
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Leigh Weigh.
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That's your takeaway when
I show you this photo?
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This dude's a poser.
313
00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:03,315
Yeah, well, I don't judge
a book by its cover.
314
00:11:03,339 --> 00:11:05,044
So what if he wants to
enjoy the latest trends
315
00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:06,399
in hair and fashion?
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00:11:06,424 --> 00:11:07,948
Doesn't make his music
any less poignant.
317
00:11:07,972 --> 00:11:09,252
- Yes, it does.
- You guys.
318
00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:11,056
I think I have a handle
on finding this blogger.
319
00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,802
I'm gonna do some
deep dive investigating.
320
00:11:12,827 --> 00:11:14,473
Well, I appreciate that, Granny,
but at this point
321
00:11:14,497 --> 00:11:15,830
everyone's a suspect.
322
00:11:17,046 --> 00:11:19,204
Chief, a wise woman once said,
323
00:11:19,229 --> 00:11:21,324
the bloom on the rose is oft not wet.
324
00:11:21,349 --> 00:11:23,769
- What does that mean?
- Things aren't always as they seem,
325
00:11:23,794 --> 00:11:25,325
and that's where we have to start.
326
00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:27,009
Tell you what, how 'bout the three of us
327
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:29,018
start right here?
Pull up a chair, partner.
328
00:11:29,043 --> 00:11:31,091
- Partner?
- It has to be Granny.
329
00:11:31,116 --> 00:11:33,253
The guy loves to write.
You've seen his reports, right?
330
00:11:33,277 --> 00:11:34,999
Yeah, he's in Chief's office right now
331
00:11:35,024 --> 00:11:36,351
probably trying to
throw him off the scent.
332
00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:37,764
Yes, exactly.
333
00:11:37,789 --> 00:11:40,059
Hey, who's up for some more "Pelts"?
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00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,778
- I am hooked.
- Now's not the time, Ike.
335
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,773
Really? Bautista is about
to play a concerto
336
00:11:44,798 --> 00:11:47,296
for the Iroquois chieftain
and his daughter.
337
00:11:47,321 --> 00:11:49,003
- I think we're cool.
- Pretty big moment, right?
338
00:11:49,027 --> 00:11:50,028
- Nah.
- I'm not kidding.
339
00:11:50,053 --> 00:11:51,522
- I'm gonna start it right now.
- Okay.
340
00:11:51,546 --> 00:11:52,920
"Pelts!" Argh!
341
00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:54,190
Cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool, cool.
342
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,175
Oh, cool, cool, cool. Okay, great.
343
00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,210
Don't come crying to me later, okay?
344
00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:02,683
- There's no chance it's him.
- No way.
345
00:12:11,216 --> 00:12:13,076
- Need anything to drink?
- Nope.
346
00:12:13,101 --> 00:12:15,594
You sure? Soda, coffee, water?
347
00:12:15,619 --> 00:12:16,754
I'm good.
348
00:12:17,479 --> 00:12:18,940
I gotta give it to you, man.
349
00:12:18,965 --> 00:12:20,600
The writing on that stuff's really good.
350
00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:22,561
- Where do you come up with it?
- With what?
351
00:12:22,722 --> 00:12:25,096
- The blog stuff.
- Oh, it's not me.
352
00:12:25,121 --> 00:12:27,011
Come on, it's got
your fingerprints all over it.
353
00:12:27,035 --> 00:12:28,908
The writing reads just like
your incidence reports.
354
00:12:28,932 --> 00:12:30,863
- I don't think it does.
- Oh, no?
355
00:12:30,888 --> 00:12:32,269
Spell "exhilarating."
356
00:12:32,302 --> 00:12:35,058
E-X-E...
357
00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:36,535
Wrong.
358
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,287
Where does Granny keep his laptop?
359
00:12:42,312 --> 00:12:43,743
He's constantly on his phone.
360
00:12:43,768 --> 00:12:45,279
That's what we need
to pry away from him.
361
00:12:45,303 --> 00:12:47,658
Under the bed is just
candy wrappers and puppets.
362
00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:50,193
Wait a minute. Hello.
363
00:12:50,218 --> 00:12:52,149
Since when does Granny
care about technology
364
00:12:52,174 --> 00:12:54,310
- and the Internet?
- And look at the main article!
365
00:12:54,335 --> 00:12:56,000
"To blog or not to blog."
366
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,797
Oh, shit, we got him!
367
00:12:57,822 --> 00:12:59,110
Hey, what the hell are you all doing?
368
00:12:59,134 --> 00:13:02,579
Oh, cleaning. We're cleaning up your...
369
00:13:02,604 --> 00:13:04,479
- Your bed is made.
- You know what? Enough!
370
00:13:04,504 --> 00:13:05,551
Granny, we know it's you.
371
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,536
Look what we found under your bed.
372
00:13:08,236 --> 00:13:10,031
- That's not mine.
- It was under your bed.
373
00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:11,328
Look at the name.
374
00:13:12,406 --> 00:13:13,852
Yeah, right,
like I'm supposed to believe
375
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,111
that Ike gets "Blog AF."
376
00:13:16,136 --> 00:13:18,637
The bloom on the rose, it's oft not wet.
377
00:13:18,662 --> 00:13:21,179
Ugh, stop it with
the "Mrs. Winchester" crap.
378
00:13:21,204 --> 00:13:23,706
Andy, you're up. Chief's office now.
379
00:13:23,731 --> 00:13:24,921
Up for what?
380
00:13:27,688 --> 00:13:28,923
Interrogation.
381
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,007
- Was this always here?
- Don't worry about that.
382
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,454
Hey, man, I just wanna
shake the hand of the blogger.
383
00:13:41,479 --> 00:13:42,726
Hey... whoa, no.
384
00:13:42,751 --> 00:13:44,379
How many blog posts have
you already done now, huh?
385
00:13:44,403 --> 00:13:45,967
I just like shaking hands.
You extend your hand,
386
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,835
- I'm gonna take it.
- Come on, Andy!
387
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,821
Admit it, you're a tech-savvy guy.
388
00:13:49,846 --> 00:13:51,721
- What, because I'm Asian?
- 'Cause you're a wiseass.
389
00:13:51,745 --> 00:13:53,047
Cool it, Chief.
390
00:13:53,072 --> 00:13:55,682
Did you do a blog called "Andy and D"?
391
00:13:55,707 --> 00:13:57,696
My "Dungeons & Dragons"
blog in high school.
392
00:13:57,721 --> 00:13:59,673
You know, it sounds like
you're super familiar
393
00:13:59,698 --> 00:14:01,245
- with blogging.
- Uh.
394
00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:02,667
Spell "exhilarating."
395
00:14:02,692 --> 00:14:04,192
- X...
- Wrong.
396
00:14:08,988 --> 00:14:11,270
Granny tells me you got
yourself a burner phone.
397
00:14:11,295 --> 00:14:13,498
- No, I-I don't.
- You calling him a liar?
398
00:14:13,523 --> 00:14:15,926
Okay, well, my phone broke,
and I got a temporary one,
399
00:14:15,951 --> 00:14:17,349
but it's not a "burner phone."
400
00:14:17,374 --> 00:14:19,245
This temporary phone of yours,
401
00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:21,143
does it have Internet capability?
402
00:14:21,168 --> 00:14:22,907
- Yes.
- So hypothetically,
403
00:14:22,932 --> 00:14:24,062
you could be writing all this stuff,
404
00:14:24,086 --> 00:14:25,557
and none of it would
be traceable to you.
405
00:14:25,581 --> 00:14:27,683
What are you guys gonna do,
trace my IP address?
406
00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:29,008
What's an IP address?
407
00:14:29,033 --> 00:14:30,337
Spell "exhilarating."
408
00:14:30,362 --> 00:14:32,816
Uh... can I use my phone?
409
00:14:32,841 --> 00:14:34,681
- Don't touch your phone.
- No, no, no, no, no.
410
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,231
E-X-H-I-L-A-R-A-T-I-N-G.
411
00:14:42,596 --> 00:14:44,837
You're the only person
who got that right.
412
00:14:44,862 --> 00:14:46,745
Yeah, um...
413
00:14:47,604 --> 00:14:49,675
You seem kinda fidgety, huh?
414
00:14:49,707 --> 00:14:51,924
- Nervous.
- No, I'm not...
415
00:14:51,949 --> 00:14:53,550
Just 'cause, um...
416
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:57,022
I... it's my time with the TV,
and they... I'm...
417
00:14:59,623 --> 00:15:02,292
I really want to get back
to watching "Pelts."
418
00:15:02,437 --> 00:15:04,249
The British have banned
the playing of all music
419
00:15:04,273 --> 00:15:06,343
on the frontier,
and now Bautista is being driven
420
00:15:06,368 --> 00:15:09,133
deeper into the wilderness
just to play music.
421
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,578
- Who's Bautista?
- Dave Bautista.
422
00:15:10,603 --> 00:15:11,785
- The actor.
- Wrestler.
423
00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:14,579
He was a wrestler.
He's a critically acclaimed actor now.
424
00:15:14,604 --> 00:15:16,505
He's the lead actor in "Pelts."
425
00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:18,442
He plays Jeremiah Pelt.
426
00:15:18,467 --> 00:15:20,290
Here's the thing,
Andy messes with stuff,
427
00:15:20,315 --> 00:15:21,460
and I think he's gonna fast-forward it,
428
00:15:21,484 --> 00:15:22,962
and then when I get there,
it's, like, the next episode
429
00:15:22,986 --> 00:15:24,371
and I've missed a bunch of stuff.
430
00:15:24,396 --> 00:15:25,917
I watch my television seriously.
431
00:15:25,942 --> 00:15:27,216
I take Dave Bautista seriously.
432
00:15:27,241 --> 00:15:28,939
I take the show "Pelts" very seriously.
433
00:15:28,964 --> 00:15:31,018
I know it seems like I'm...
434
00:15:31,043 --> 00:15:33,574
Tell you what, man.
Confess and this will all be over.
435
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,647
You'll be out there watching "Pelts"
436
00:15:35,672 --> 00:15:37,561
with your buddies in no time.
437
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,546
Wait, is that true?
438
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,667
Yeah, just say the word. "Pelts."
439
00:15:51,168 --> 00:15:53,168
- Sending a new blog post?
- Oh!
440
00:15:53,193 --> 00:15:55,265
- Oh, you're a little jumpy.
- Oh, yeah?
441
00:15:55,290 --> 00:15:56,758
Gonna write about that in your new blog?
442
00:15:56,782 --> 00:15:58,610
That's exactly what I would
expect a blogger to say
443
00:15:58,634 --> 00:16:01,296
who didn't want anyone
to know he was blogging.
444
00:16:02,441 --> 00:16:04,989
- Guys, they found the blogger.
- Who?
445
00:16:05,014 --> 00:16:07,752
- It was Ike.
- Really? No way.
446
00:16:07,777 --> 00:16:09,064
He confessed.
447
00:16:09,089 --> 00:16:11,263
- Come on.
- What? That is impossible.
448
00:16:11,288 --> 00:16:13,402
Yes, okay? I did it.
449
00:16:13,427 --> 00:16:14,695
Whatever. Sorry.
450
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,856
It's the writing. It
doesn't sound like you.
451
00:16:16,889 --> 00:16:19,123
What's that supposed to mean,
Granny? I write good.
452
00:16:19,148 --> 00:16:20,759
And you're not really a tech guy.
453
00:16:20,784 --> 00:16:23,260
I read "Blog AF" magazine, Andy.
454
00:16:23,285 --> 00:16:24,436
Ever heard of it?
455
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:26,368
Yeah, where did you get that?
456
00:16:26,393 --> 00:16:28,689
Came as a bonus mag in my "Chiseled AF."
457
00:16:29,206 --> 00:16:31,470
Okay, I haven't got around
to reading it quite yet,
458
00:16:31,495 --> 00:16:33,694
because I misplaced it. Is that a crime?
459
00:16:33,719 --> 00:16:36,172
- What did Chief say?
- Nothing.
460
00:16:36,712 --> 00:16:38,819
Oh, he said that I can start
watching "Pelts" again
461
00:16:38,844 --> 00:16:40,279
if I clean up the bathrooms
462
00:16:40,304 --> 00:16:42,774
and hoses and the turnouts and stuff.
463
00:16:42,799 --> 00:16:44,733
So you made a deal to confess
464
00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:46,164
just so that you could
watch "Pelts" again?
465
00:16:46,188 --> 00:16:49,158
Oh, my God! I did it, okay?
466
00:16:49,192 --> 00:16:51,911
I'm the blogger. I admit it, I'm sorry.
467
00:16:51,936 --> 00:16:53,938
Eh, it was me! What do you want?
468
00:16:53,963 --> 00:16:55,431
Leave me alone.
469
00:16:57,422 --> 00:16:58,553
What was that?
470
00:16:58,578 --> 00:17:00,144
You don't know what thunder is?
471
00:17:00,169 --> 00:17:02,510
No, I didn't say... what?
472
00:17:06,084 --> 00:17:08,196
No, councilwoman, not a blog post since.
473
00:17:08,221 --> 00:17:10,128
The blog is shut down.
474
00:17:10,242 --> 00:17:12,123
You can call me the sheriff.
475
00:17:12,148 --> 00:17:15,185
I cleaned up this town,
put the bad guys down.
476
00:17:15,217 --> 00:17:16,699
That's Leigh Weigh.
477
00:17:17,564 --> 00:17:19,631
By the way, it's a guy, not a band.
478
00:17:20,266 --> 00:17:22,692
Oh, yeah, I gotta go too.
479
00:17:22,856 --> 00:17:25,161
Great. Bye now.
480
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:34,679
♪ And the sheriff cleaned up that town ♪
481
00:17:34,704 --> 00:17:38,591
♪ After he shot those
Pettis Brothers down ♪
482
00:17:38,616 --> 00:17:42,322
♪ Not one soul thought he could ♪
483
00:17:42,347 --> 00:17:46,700
♪ But he and his horse
knew he'd make good ♪
484
00:17:46,725 --> 00:17:48,313
- Yeah.
- ♪ Oh yeah ♪
485
00:17:48,423 --> 00:17:50,662
Is there really such a
thing as a sex addict?
486
00:17:50,687 --> 00:17:52,108
Shh, Cap, Cap, come on.
487
00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:53,372
That seems like a stretch.
488
00:17:53,397 --> 00:17:54,802
Like that's really a problem?
489
00:17:54,827 --> 00:17:56,487
Hey, Granny, just started this new show.
490
00:17:56,512 --> 00:17:58,003
Just a couple episodes
in if you wanna join in.
491
00:17:58,027 --> 00:17:59,627
Oh, thanks for the invite
at the beginning.
492
00:17:59,651 --> 00:18:01,421
You can catch up anytime.
It's pretty straightforward.
493
00:18:01,445 --> 00:18:02,835
- What is it?
- It's about this guy
494
00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:04,276
struggling with sex addictions
495
00:18:04,301 --> 00:18:06,168
so he cries when he masturbates.
496
00:18:06,201 --> 00:18:07,704
It's called "Tearjerker."
497
00:18:07,729 --> 00:18:09,422
- Oh.
- It's the best show on TV.
498
00:18:09,447 --> 00:18:11,550
Yeah, except all these
limited interruptions suck.
499
00:18:11,575 --> 00:18:13,785
This episode of "Tearjerker"
is brought to you by
500
00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:15,178
Sniff-X Tissues.
501
00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:17,111
Ooh, that one has lotion in it.
502
00:18:17,136 --> 00:18:18,615
Guys, I've been going over this blog,
503
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,050
and something isn't adding up.
504
00:18:20,075 --> 00:18:21,489
I get no sense that it was Ike.
505
00:18:21,514 --> 00:18:22,998
No, he confessed. I was there.
506
00:18:23,023 --> 00:18:24,304
It bothers me too.
507
00:18:24,329 --> 00:18:26,089
I just don't think Ike
could have done it.
508
00:18:26,114 --> 00:18:27,268
It's like in "Meet the Fockers"...
509
00:18:27,292 --> 00:18:29,268
No, no, no, no, no.
Please, please, please.
510
00:18:29,293 --> 00:18:31,780
- I haven't seen it yet, so...
- It came out 15 years ago.
511
00:18:31,805 --> 00:18:33,164
It doesn't matter when it came out.
512
00:18:33,188 --> 00:18:35,665
I just haven't seen it and
I don't want any spoilers.
513
00:18:35,690 --> 00:18:37,576
You gotta watch it. That movie's dope.
514
00:18:37,601 --> 00:18:39,311
- What are you guys watching?
- It's a show about a guy
515
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,314
who cries when he masturbates,
called "Tearjerker."
516
00:18:41,338 --> 00:18:42,876
- Huh.
- I get where he's coming from.
517
00:18:42,901 --> 00:18:44,634
- Is it porn?
- Not yet.
518
00:18:44,659 --> 00:18:46,594
Hey, Chief,
I don't think Ike is the blogger.
519
00:18:46,619 --> 00:18:48,221
No, he's the guy, since he confessed
520
00:18:48,246 --> 00:18:49,711
there have been no more blog posts.
521
00:18:49,736 --> 00:18:52,054
There may be an innocent man
in there cleaning toilets.
522
00:18:52,079 --> 00:18:53,715
- Sounds like guilt.
- Say what?
523
00:18:53,740 --> 00:18:55,153
If it's not him, then it has to be you.
524
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,062
Shh, guys, guys, guys,
it's coming back on.
525
00:18:57,087 --> 00:18:58,133
- Yeah.
- All right, hold on.
526
00:18:58,157 --> 00:18:59,207
You know what? Give me that.
527
00:18:59,231 --> 00:19:00,905
- Oh, come on.
- Pause it, pause it, okay?
528
00:19:00,930 --> 00:19:02,497
He's about to cry!
529
00:19:02,803 --> 00:19:03,925
Now come on.
530
00:19:03,950 --> 00:19:05,663
We're gonna talk this Ike
thing through as a crew.
531
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,426
- What is this?
- Oh, really?
532
00:19:07,451 --> 00:19:09,275
Yeah, it's just a little
Americana background music
533
00:19:09,299 --> 00:19:10,731
so we can figure this thing out.
534
00:19:10,756 --> 00:19:12,453
"Fresh Cut Grass and a Piece o' Ass."
535
00:19:12,478 --> 00:19:14,046
That's what we're
listening to right now, Chief?
536
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,747
- Come on, man.
- This Leigh Weigh clown
537
00:19:15,772 --> 00:19:17,741
isn't even American. He's French.
538
00:19:17,766 --> 00:19:19,122
- She's right, Chief.
- What?
539
00:19:19,147 --> 00:19:21,155
He's part of the French
country new wave.
540
00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:22,181
I thought he was American.
541
00:19:22,205 --> 00:19:23,550
That makes this whole thing even better.
542
00:19:23,574 --> 00:19:25,763
Look at him, sacre bleu!
543
00:19:25,788 --> 00:19:27,959
Well, you know, that's all right,
we like the French.
544
00:19:27,984 --> 00:19:30,403
- You hate the French.
- No, I-I love the French.
545
00:19:30,594 --> 00:19:32,962
_
546
00:19:32,987 --> 00:19:35,900
_
547
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,327
It's a beautiful language.
548
00:19:38,963 --> 00:19:39,996
What the...
549
00:19:40,030 --> 00:19:42,422
- New blog post just dropped.
- Ike, get in here right now!
550
00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:44,367
No, no, no,
I took away all of Ike's electronics.
551
00:19:44,679 --> 00:19:46,276
We watching "Pelts" now?
552
00:19:46,301 --> 00:19:47,731
Toilets are clean. Try 'em out, boys.
553
00:19:47,755 --> 00:19:50,114
"Paramedic is so lazy he's
either always on his phone
554
00:19:50,139 --> 00:19:51,941
- or napping."
- "Cap thinks he's sexy,
555
00:19:51,975 --> 00:19:54,378
but he actually smells
funny." Funny how?
556
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,112
"The lady probie has a higher salary
557
00:19:56,146 --> 00:19:57,940
than the next senior
officer." Is that true?
558
00:19:57,965 --> 00:19:59,258
- I don't know.
- "The dumb guy reads
559
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,783
tech magazines to make
himself seem smarter."
560
00:20:01,808 --> 00:20:03,088
"The Chief is a Leigh Weigh fan,
561
00:20:03,113 --> 00:20:05,469
"and doesn't even know he's
playing Tacoma next week.
562
00:20:05,494 --> 00:20:07,424
Hope he doesn't ask me to go."
563
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:10,014
Huh. Is Leigh Weigh really
playing Tacoma next week?
564
00:20:10,039 --> 00:20:11,293
Better bone up on your French.
565
00:20:11,326 --> 00:20:13,239
- Who's doing this?
- Granny's been on his phone.
566
00:20:13,263 --> 00:20:14,816
- So has Andy.
- I was writing a review
567
00:20:14,841 --> 00:20:16,577
for "Tearjerker" on Au Gratin Tomatoes.
568
00:20:16,602 --> 00:20:17,768
Check the site.
569
00:20:17,793 --> 00:20:19,393
Maybe these things
are on a time release.
570
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,082
Shit, Linda Price.
571
00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:24,716
Station 24, extrication.
572
00:20:24,741 --> 00:20:26,040
Man stuck in appliance.
573
00:20:26,065 --> 00:20:28,153
458 White and Preston.
574
00:20:28,178 --> 00:20:29,922
Okay, we're all gonna
go on this call together,
575
00:20:29,946 --> 00:20:31,423
and I'm gonna keep my eye on everyone.
576
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:33,340
And if I see anyone type anything,
577
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:34,717
there will be hell to pay.
578
00:20:34,751 --> 00:20:35,751
Move out!
579
00:20:40,189 --> 00:20:41,991
So you meant to get in there?
580
00:20:42,016 --> 00:20:44,649
Yeah, I thought it'd be funny
to jump out and scare my wife.
581
00:20:44,674 --> 00:20:47,045
- And was it funny?
- Well, I scared her for sure,
582
00:20:47,070 --> 00:20:48,722
but now I'm stuck and she's pissed.
583
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:49,821
All right, let's get him
outta there, come on.
584
00:20:49,845 --> 00:20:51,526
I don't know, feeling pretty lazy.
585
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,170
Maybe if I wasn't so dumb,
586
00:20:53,195 --> 00:20:54,846
I'd figure out how to
get him out of there.
587
00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:56,273
Maybe we should have Lucy do it
588
00:20:56,305 --> 00:20:58,174
since she gets paid more than me anyway.
589
00:20:58,199 --> 00:21:00,334
- I do not get paid more.
- How much do you get paid?
590
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,172
- How much do you get paid?
- No, tell me first.
591
00:21:02,196 --> 00:21:04,288
- Guys, a little help.
- All right, enough, enough.
592
00:21:04,313 --> 00:21:05,724
- Okay, guys, get him up.
- All right, let's go.
593
00:21:05,748 --> 00:21:07,116
- Man, you do smell.
- You smell.
594
00:21:07,149 --> 00:21:09,018
- Your mama smells.
- Ow.
595
00:21:09,043 --> 00:21:10,328
The sooner we get him outta here,
596
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,120
the sooner we get to watch
more "Tearjerker."
597
00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:14,997
You guys watch "Tearjerker?"
That's the best show on TV.
598
00:21:15,022 --> 00:21:16,301
Yeah, we think it's pretty good.
599
00:21:16,325 --> 00:21:17,437
Can you believe that guy's wife
600
00:21:17,461 --> 00:21:19,304
thought he was a peeping
Tom and shot him dead?
601
00:21:19,329 --> 00:21:21,098
- No!
- What is wrong with you?
602
00:21:21,130 --> 00:21:23,743
- What?
- Do you guys watch "Pelts"?
603
00:21:23,768 --> 00:21:24,826
No!
604
00:21:35,976 --> 00:21:37,678
Can I at least check my texts?
605
00:21:37,703 --> 00:21:38,881
I have plans tonight.
606
00:21:38,915 --> 00:21:40,450
I said no electronics.
607
00:21:40,794 --> 00:21:43,812
We are all gonna sit here
quietly until the shift's over.
608
00:21:43,837 --> 00:21:45,755
Hey, Granny, I said no electronics.
609
00:21:45,789 --> 00:21:48,118
But Chief, I need electronics
610
00:21:48,143 --> 00:21:51,139
to show you who the blogger is.
611
00:21:52,446 --> 00:21:54,881
- What?
- Come on, everybody.
612
00:21:56,131 --> 00:21:59,701
Now, first I must give
credit to "Mrs. Winchester."
613
00:21:59,726 --> 00:22:01,538
- Ugh.
- In episode 104,
614
00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:03,645
"The Tories' Wig,"
Mrs. Winchester had to look
615
00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:05,146
- beyond appearances.
- Okay.
616
00:22:05,171 --> 00:22:06,873
So I've studied this blog,
617
00:22:06,898 --> 00:22:09,787
and I thought some things
smelled pretty odd.
618
00:22:09,812 --> 00:22:11,707
- Like Cap.
- Okay.
619
00:22:11,732 --> 00:22:13,516
First I noticed words the blogger used,
620
00:22:13,550 --> 00:22:15,851
such as "pop" instead of "soda,"
621
00:22:15,885 --> 00:22:18,054
"frappe" instead of "milkshake."
622
00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:19,701
Words we don't use around here.
623
00:22:19,726 --> 00:22:22,631
Huh, okay, which one of you
guys grew up in the Midwest?
624
00:22:22,656 --> 00:22:25,181
Next I noticed the
blogger said Leigh Weigh
625
00:22:25,206 --> 00:22:26,302
was coming to Tacoma.
626
00:22:26,327 --> 00:22:28,716
I searched every concert venue.
627
00:22:28,741 --> 00:22:30,065
No sign of Leigh Weigh.
628
00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:32,569
That's because he's not
playing in Tacoma, Washington.
629
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,437
He's play in Tacoma, Ohio.
630
00:22:34,469 --> 00:22:36,044
Wait, there's a Tacoma in Ohio.
631
00:22:36,069 --> 00:22:37,582
And a Station 24.
632
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:39,045
Well, what about the smelly guy?
633
00:22:39,070 --> 00:22:41,340
- Yeah, or the dumb guy.
- And the lady probie.
634
00:22:41,365 --> 00:22:42,907
Y'all ready for this?
635
00:22:43,418 --> 00:22:44,758
- Whoa.
- Wow.
636
00:22:44,783 --> 00:22:46,218
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, look at that.
637
00:22:46,243 --> 00:22:48,619
Black guy, an Asian guy, a girl,
638
00:22:48,644 --> 00:22:51,590
and a guy that looks like he's
Italian but is probably Latin.
639
00:22:51,615 --> 00:22:53,897
- Yeah, I like his hairdo.
- And then a bunch of whites.
640
00:22:54,045 --> 00:22:56,547
Huh. I did not see that coming.
641
00:22:56,572 --> 00:22:58,404
You know, I guess firefighters
are the same everywhere.
642
00:22:58,428 --> 00:22:59,957
Same circus, different clowns.
643
00:22:59,982 --> 00:23:01,318
Same burrito, different salsa.
644
00:23:01,343 --> 00:23:03,441
Same ball game,
different sport, right, guys?
645
00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:05,645
Yeah, yeah, well, you know,
646
00:23:05,670 --> 00:23:07,762
I think we all said some
things that we shouldn't have.
647
00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:09,547
Yeah, we said some pretty hurtful things
648
00:23:09,572 --> 00:23:11,140
- that are tough to take back.
- Yeah.
649
00:23:11,174 --> 00:23:13,112
Well, I didn't mean any of it, guys.
650
00:23:13,137 --> 00:23:14,444
- Me neither.
- No.
651
00:23:15,611 --> 00:23:17,649
You guys know I don't
dye my hair though, right?
652
00:23:17,674 --> 00:23:18,825
Yeah.
653
00:23:18,850 --> 00:23:20,165
Hey, what are we gonna watch?
654
00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:21,992
- "Mrs. Winchester!"
- No, no, no, no.
655
00:23:22,017 --> 00:23:23,920
Can I pick for once?
656
00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:30,808
Gail, without music,
there'd be no radio stations.
657
00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:33,604
No, without radios there'd
be no radio stations.
658
00:23:34,383 --> 00:23:36,123
Oh, no, they didn't.
659
00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:39,236
Hey, guys, huh? Huh? Check this out.
660
00:23:39,261 --> 00:23:41,008
- Hey!
- Whoo!
661
00:23:41,033 --> 00:23:42,248
Pretty good, huh? You are looking
662
00:23:42,272 --> 00:23:44,201
at the newest member of
the Leigh Weigh fan club.
663
00:23:44,226 --> 00:23:45,608
I'm officially a Weigh Watcher.
664
00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:47,459
Hey, congrats, Chief.
You know what, losing weight
665
00:23:47,483 --> 00:23:49,509
at your age is one of the
toughest things you can do.
666
00:23:49,533 --> 00:23:52,029
Ike, that's not really
what I was... okay.
667
00:23:52,054 --> 00:23:54,199
I thought the whole French thing
was a deal-breaker for you.
668
00:23:54,223 --> 00:23:55,535
Well, I'm not that closed-minded, Lucy.
669
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:56,645
I still like the guy's music.
670
00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:58,057
I'm into the message, not the man.
671
00:23:58,082 --> 00:23:59,942
- Can we just watch the show, please?
- Yeah, what's this one?
672
00:23:59,966 --> 00:24:01,761
It's about two transgender sisters
673
00:24:01,786 --> 00:24:03,188
who run a radio station.
674
00:24:03,213 --> 00:24:05,620
It's called "Trans-Sister Radio."
675
00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:07,170
Huh. Sounds pretty good.
676
00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:08,274
Mind if I watch it with you guys?
677
00:24:08,298 --> 00:24:09,540
- Please.
- Sure.
678
00:24:09,565 --> 00:24:11,914
- Come on over, partner.
- All right, great.
679
00:24:11,939 --> 00:24:13,951
You know, this show's got great buzz.
680
00:24:13,976 --> 00:24:16,362
It's really about how things
don't seem as they appear.
681
00:24:21,316 --> 00:24:23,728
- Press play, we're watching this now.
- Come on.