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You're okay, man.
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You're okay.
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Probably just need to, uh...
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- Did anybody call 911?
- I did.
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They're here.
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Thank God you're here.
We didn't know what to do.
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- Why aren't you treating him?
- We're just actors!
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All right, sir,
do you know where you are?
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Shooting a commercial for
Twicey Spicey chicken wings.
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We were supposed to blast
G. Douglas with a hose
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because his mouth is
burning from the wings.
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Knocked the wind out of him.
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Twicey Spicey wings.
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Man, I love Twicey Spicey wings.
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"With wings this hot,
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you better call the fire department!"
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Wonder if that guy's here?
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'Scuse me, is that old prospector here?
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- Shh.
- What? I wanna meet him.
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He's not gonna be here.
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Thank you for your service, sir.
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- I'm a woman.
- Oh. In your uniform,
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you look a guy.
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A cute guy.
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Fucking actors.
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Hey, keep it professional, probie.
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- Come on, man.
- Hey, man.
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I'm a captain too. Hey, I was wondering.
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Is it kosher if I tilt my helmet back
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so the camera can see more of my face?
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Yeah, I don't see why not.
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Are you okay? Your
mouth isn't moving right.
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Oh, yeah, ha ha.
It's the fake moustache.
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I can't move my upper lip
or it pops off.
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- That's a fake moustache?
- Yeah.
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Get outta my sight.
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That's just mean.
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Fake moustache.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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I got some toast, I got some pig.
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Nice pig!
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You like pig? I'll eat some pig.
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Morning, everyone.
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Morning, Chief!
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Hey, Chiefy, did you get
two scoops of ice cream
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in that hat when you bought it?
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- You need a bigger hat.
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It's not a small hat. I have a big head.
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Hats looks small on me.
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My mom used to say
I was cranially endowed.
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But if all hats are so small,
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why don't you just not wear hats?
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Why can't I wear hats? You wear hats.
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- Okay.
- Why can't I wear hats?
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Because you look like
Babe Ruth, circa 1927.
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'Sup, y'all? Guess who just got accepted
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in Tacoma's Firefighter Choir.
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- This guy!
- Oh!
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- All right, dude.
- Congrats.
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Is that the a cappella group
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that does the national
anthems and whatnot?
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Yeah, charity events, concerts.
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They're the best singers
in the fire department.
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And the new choirmaster
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- says that I'm a unique talent.
- What?
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Now, I don't mean to be a dick here...
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- Which means you do.
- But a cappella
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is the most asexual thing a man can do
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short of cutting off his nuts
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and sealing them inside a pumpkin.
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I just so happen to like
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- a cappella music.
- It makes my dick shrivel.
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For me, it's seeing guys in clogs.
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I see that, and my VJ just goes cold.
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- Lucy! Language!
- What?
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- I said VJ.
- It's not ladylike.
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I've heard dick shrivel,
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dick, balls,
sack all in the last minute,
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but I say VJ once and
you get all up in my VJ?
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- Lucy!
- What?
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It's such a double standard!
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I live with guys. I dress like a guy.
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Today I got mistaken for a guy.
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But heaven forbid I talk like a guy.
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- Vagina.
- All right.
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You made your point.
Guys, no more dick talk.
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That's not the point.
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The point is the double standard.
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Vagina. Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina!
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I didn't mind them
until the yelling ones.
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Chief, our usual rehearsal
space is booked,
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so I was wondering if we
could rehearse here this week.
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- No.
- Because he said no,
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I say yes, of course you can.
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- Ha ha!
- Such a vagina move.
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♪ Hot blooded ♪
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♪ Check it and see ♪
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♪ I've got a fever of 103 ♪
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♪ Come on, baby,
can't ya do more than that ♪
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♪ I'm hot blooded ♪
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♪ I'm hot blooded ♪
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Wrong!
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Wrong, wrong, wrong!
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I will tell you who's hot blooded.
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This guy!
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Spencer, I said tempo allegro.
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Which part of that is not English?
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Paulson, if your mission
was to suck turds
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with more force than an airplane toilet,
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- then mission accomplished!
- Sorry, sir, I'm sorry.
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Granny!
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I love it! I love it!
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What you did with the solo
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and the vibrato and the allegro...
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- Thank you, thank you.
- Oh, ha ha!
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- All right, let's take five.
- What the hell, dude?
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Granny, the choir director
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is Wolf Boykins?
How could you not tell us that?
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- Why would I?
- Last time we saw him,
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he was impaled by a fence post.
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- Don't make a big deal...
- What the hell is this?
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- Who let you in here?
- Eddie Penisi.
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We... meet... again.
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Wolf Boykins... Funny,
you eating a Danish.
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The last time I saw you,
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you were a little bit Polish.
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- I don't get it.
- You had a pole
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sticking right through your chest...
remember that?
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Yeah, thanks for reminding me
of the worst day of my life.
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- No problem.
- Except the joke's on you,
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'cause it turned out to be
the best day of my life.
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That puncture wound created
a cavity in my chest
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which gave me perfect pitch.
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♪ Do, re, fa, so, la, ti, do ♪
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Good for you. Good for you.
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That's great. Hey, choke on that coffee.
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Chug that coffee.
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That's how I always
drink it. That's fine.
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You know what,
your voice does sound really good.
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You should get yourself a singing group.
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I already have one!
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And they're awesome!
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All right, from the top.
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Try not to be flat,
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you stupid assholes.
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No wonder she thought I was a guy.
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These uniforms, they're so mannish.
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I know, that's what I like about 'em.
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Shows off my meat.
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Oh, sorr... no, I mean,
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hey, you're packin' some
pretty serious meat too.
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That's not what I'm going for.
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It's just my pant where
it's tucked in.
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That shirt really shows off your pecks.
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- Like, you look strong.
- But I want 'em
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- to look like breasts.
- I don't really see that.
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You look like you could handle yourself
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- in a tough situation.
- Ike!
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What? No, you look husky, like...
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look like Steven Seagal!
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- Hey, Chief, we need to talk.
- Hey, check this out.
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I found this company online.
They make hats for big heads.
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It's called Big Head, Tall Head.
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They make all these funny
hats with cool sayings,
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funny logos... look at that.
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Huh? Great!
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- Honcho?
- I'm the honcho.
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This is my head... Head Honcho.
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I have clothing issues of my own.
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We haven't updated
these blues in decades,
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and I think we need to find
something a little more
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- functional.
- What do you mean, functional?
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Our job requires freedom of movement,
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and this material's super
stiff and it doesn't breathe.
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I just don't think it was
designed with women in mind.
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It's so tight up top,
but if I get a bigger shirt,
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then there's all this
extra fabric down here
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and it gets all bunched up in my pants.
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I get it. This is a vanity thing.
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- Dismissed.
- Hey, don't dismiss me.
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Lucy...
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You should take pride in your work,
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not your appearance.
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Look at me... vanity does not
enter into the equation.
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Why did you buy that big hat?
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Because I'm cranially endowed!
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Exactly! That's the whole point!
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This uniform does
not fit women properly!
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- Do you not see that?
- I'll tell you what.
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We need some new uniforms anyway.
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I was gonna take care of it,
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but why don't you
go to the uniform store
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and pick out something
that works for everyone.
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- Really?
- Really.
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Thank you!
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Hey, have a great day, Honcho.
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Yowza.
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I like how tiny my head looks.
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♪ Let me lay it on the line ♪
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♪ I wanna know ♪
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♪ What you're doing ♪
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♪ After the show ♪
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Stop, stop!
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Granny, you were sublime.
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The rest of you should
die in a boating accident.
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I don't think anyone sounded that bad.
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No... they weren't bad.
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They were ordinary.
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And Wolf Boykins will
not tolerate ordinarity.
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Need I remind you,
we have a crucial gig coming up
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at the assisted living
home in Horsehead Bay!
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- That came through?
- It sure did, Mr. Buttinsky!
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Now, I will cancel that gig.
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So help me God,
I will return that $25 deposit.
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Please don't, please don't.
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We need something...
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extra.
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I can scat!
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♪ Skiddly-bop ♪
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♪ Skidd-ly-bop ♪
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♪ Skiddly bop-dip-dap ♪
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Shut your scat hole.
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Who heard that? What was that?
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- I don't hear anything.
- That!
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What... is... that?
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Where are you?
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Why did it have to be you?
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Hey, Wolfie.
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Do me a favor. Hand me my body spray.
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And don't make me "axe" twice.
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Seriously, Wolf,
that's a weird place to stand.
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What's up?
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This pains me to my core, but...
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I need your lips in my ensemble.
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Will you join the ExSINGuishers?
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Way too thick.
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So boxy.
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Name's Malone.
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My partner was murdered.
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I'm gonna marry his widow and
raise his daughter as my own
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and so help me God,
I will clean up this town.
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And I'm his new partner.
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I'm also a doorman.
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Ma'am, you have a package waiting.
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You guys, I'm doing something here.
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- All right. Thank you.
- Thank you very much.
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Name's still Malone.
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After I was kicked off the force
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for a crime I did not commit,
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I got a great job disposing of uranium
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- at the nuclear power plant.
- Welcome aboard!
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I am the yeoman
purser of this cruise ship
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and Malone's new business partner.
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00:10:03,509 --> 00:10:05,309
That's correct!
Put her there, partner.
256
00:10:05,334 --> 00:10:06,885
Guys, you're not helping me.
257
00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:09,958
I'd like to invite you
personally to dinner
258
00:10:09,983 --> 00:10:12,048
- at the captain's table.
- Ho ho!
259
00:10:12,073 --> 00:10:14,507
At the captain's table.
260
00:10:17,849 --> 00:10:19,118
Name's Malone.
261
00:10:19,143 --> 00:10:20,590
I faked my own death on a cruise ship
262
00:10:20,614 --> 00:10:22,370
so I could investigate
who killed my partner,
263
00:10:22,394 --> 00:10:24,784
his wife, their daughter,
and my business partner
264
00:10:24,809 --> 00:10:26,293
at the hazardous waste depot.
265
00:10:26,318 --> 00:10:28,343
And now you're a house painter.
266
00:10:28,368 --> 00:10:29,416
Uh-uh.
267
00:10:29,441 --> 00:10:31,624
- I'm an undercover priest!
- Ooh!
268
00:10:31,649 --> 00:10:33,786
- Undercover priest?
- I'd buy that.
269
00:10:33,811 --> 00:10:35,178
Because I am a chef!
270
00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:38,235
- Ah!
- And his new police partner.
271
00:10:41,064 --> 00:10:42,905
We are done here.
I have found what we need.
272
00:10:42,930 --> 00:10:44,345
I don't think we are.
You need to confess!
273
00:10:44,369 --> 00:10:45,877
- Come on, guys.
- I'm also...
274
00:10:45,902 --> 00:10:47,571
A priest dancer!
275
00:10:47,596 --> 00:10:49,469
Let's do one more.
276
00:10:49,494 --> 00:10:50,671
Yeah.
277
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,464
Mmm...
278
00:10:53,788 --> 00:10:54,831
I dunno.
279
00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:57,040
They're pretty flexible... I love 'em.
280
00:10:57,065 --> 00:10:59,026
But look at me,
I've got like a muffin top
281
00:10:59,051 --> 00:11:01,384
- and a lumpy ass.
- It's activewear.
282
00:11:01,409 --> 00:11:03,428
And what is more active
than being a firefighter?
283
00:11:03,453 --> 00:11:06,708
I've got full range of motion.
I can climb a ladder.
284
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,177
I don't know if I can sign off on these.
285
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,300
You look great!
286
00:11:09,325 --> 00:11:10,636
You just need a codpiece like me.
287
00:11:10,660 --> 00:11:13,180
- I got another one in my truck.
- I already got one right here.
288
00:11:13,438 --> 00:11:14,792
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, he's got one on.
289
00:11:14,816 --> 00:11:16,397
I don't want anybody to wear a codpiece.
290
00:11:16,421 --> 00:11:20,026
♪ Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi ♪
291
00:11:20,051 --> 00:11:21,251
♪ Mi mi mi mi mi mi... ♪
292
00:11:21,276 --> 00:11:22,403
Hey, hey, hey.
293
00:11:22,428 --> 00:11:25,191
Speaking of mi, mi,
mi, me is right here.
294
00:11:25,216 --> 00:11:27,456
The maestro approaches.
295
00:11:27,489 --> 00:11:29,863
This is gonna change everything.
296
00:11:30,339 --> 00:11:31,538
I'm shivering.
297
00:11:31,563 --> 00:11:33,517
All right, please Mr. Penisi,
298
00:11:33,542 --> 00:11:36,599
show these turkeys how it's done.
299
00:11:36,624 --> 00:11:37,928
Let me get right in here.
300
00:11:37,953 --> 00:11:39,492
- Watch and learn.
- Really?
301
00:11:39,517 --> 00:11:41,029
It's cool.
It's cool. I'm into it.
302
00:11:41,053 --> 00:11:42,591
We'll jump right into "Hot Blooded,"
303
00:11:42,616 --> 00:11:44,884
Boykins' arrangement, second bridge.
304
00:11:44,909 --> 00:11:46,486
Eddie, you come in on the downbeat.
305
00:11:46,511 --> 00:11:48,454
Hopefully, these dipshits
will be able to follow.
306
00:11:48,479 --> 00:11:50,003
- You got it.
- Try and keep up.
307
00:11:50,028 --> 00:11:51,606
- Hey, I'm a captain, dude.
- Yes, sir.
308
00:11:53,131 --> 00:11:55,914
- ♪ Now, it's up to you ♪
- ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪
309
00:11:55,939 --> 00:11:57,592
♪ We can make a secret ♪
310
00:11:57,616 --> 00:12:01,015
- ♪ Rendezvous ♪
- ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪
311
00:12:01,565 --> 00:12:03,898
♪ Before we do ♪
312
00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,810
- ♪ You've got to get away from ♪
- ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪
313
00:12:05,834 --> 00:12:07,571
♪ You know who ♪
314
00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:09,579
Okay, stop. Eddie,
that was pretty good.
315
00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:11,406
Just... you're not quite on time.
316
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,772
- Okay.
- No problem.
317
00:12:12,797 --> 00:12:14,196
Come in on "before we do."
318
00:12:15,675 --> 00:12:18,335
- ♪ Before we do ♪
- ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪
319
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,242
♪ You've got to get away from ♪
320
00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:22,506
- ♪ You know who ♪
- Stop!
321
00:12:22,531 --> 00:12:24,444
Eddie, just not quite on time.
322
00:12:24,469 --> 00:12:25,981
- Okay, my bad.
- It's not a thing.
323
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,528
Don't worry about it. Don't worry. Okay.
324
00:12:27,552 --> 00:12:29,686
Before we do.
325
00:12:31,254 --> 00:12:33,855
♪ Before we do ♪
326
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,690
♪ You got to get away from... ♪
327
00:12:35,715 --> 00:12:38,000
Stop! Eddie, I actually think
I see your problem.
328
00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:39,319
It's your embouchure.
329
00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:40,973
- Embouchure?
- Lip technique.
330
00:12:40,998 --> 00:12:42,324
Don't worry. I can fix it.
331
00:12:42,349 --> 00:12:44,142
Oh... oh.
332
00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:46,041
- Embrace it.
- What do you mean?
333
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,266
Tighter.
334
00:12:47,985 --> 00:12:49,394
Tighter... ah yi yi!
335
00:12:49,419 --> 00:12:51,389
We're not pulling carrots
outta the ground here.
336
00:12:53,236 --> 00:12:55,677
All right. Keep your lips
337
00:12:55,702 --> 00:12:57,481
just like...
338
00:12:59,224 --> 00:13:00,890
Gimme a C.
339
00:13:05,114 --> 00:13:07,912
I said keep your lips just like that!
340
00:13:07,937 --> 00:13:09,932
Again. Stinky pinky this time.
341
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:10,971
Mm.
342
00:13:10,996 --> 00:13:12,307
Bingo.
343
00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,059
- Are you kidding me?
- No, I-I just...
344
00:13:19,084 --> 00:13:20,553
You j-just what?
345
00:13:20,578 --> 00:13:22,309
You just wanted to ruin everything?
346
00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:24,494
- No, I...
- We'll do it again, all right?
347
00:13:26,538 --> 00:13:29,127
Not quite... again.
348
00:13:29,421 --> 00:13:31,001
You're getting worse.
349
00:13:31,026 --> 00:13:32,224
Again!
350
00:13:32,249 --> 00:13:34,457
Now you're flat... again.
351
00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:36,427
Now you're sharp... again!
352
00:13:36,452 --> 00:13:38,533
Enough, enough, I can't do it,
all right, enough!
353
00:13:38,558 --> 00:13:39,979
You can't or you won't?
354
00:13:40,004 --> 00:13:41,582
I can't and I quit!
355
00:13:41,786 --> 00:13:43,737
Okay? I quit! Stupid singing group!
356
00:13:43,762 --> 00:13:45,206
Take everybody here in this group...
357
00:13:45,231 --> 00:13:47,249
Minus the ladies...
And shove 'em up your ass!
358
00:13:47,274 --> 00:13:48,782
You know what, that's fine,
359
00:13:48,807 --> 00:13:51,721
because Wolf Boykins
doesn't tolerate a...
360
00:13:51,746 --> 00:13:52,848
Quitter.
361
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,339
Okay, Paulson,
362
00:13:54,364 --> 00:13:56,068
if you ever make eye
contact with me again,
363
00:13:56,093 --> 00:13:58,196
I will staple your
nuts to your forehead.
364
00:13:58,221 --> 00:13:59,880
All right, on three.
365
00:14:06,014 --> 00:14:07,682
You okay, buddy?
366
00:14:07,987 --> 00:14:10,431
Nah. I just got humiliated by Wolf.
367
00:14:10,456 --> 00:14:12,663
Okay. Well, if you need anything...
368
00:14:12,688 --> 00:14:13,888
Terry.
369
00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:16,183
I quit the choir.
370
00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,996
Okay...
371
00:14:20,072 --> 00:14:21,503
Okay.
372
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,684
- The choir, huh?
- Yeah.
373
00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:25,423
Well, you did say it was silly.
374
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,926
I know, but for a moment
I thought I was special.
375
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,621
- Now I know I'm not.
- Ah, come on, Eddie.
376
00:14:29,645 --> 00:14:31,059
- You're special.
- Remember that band
377
00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:33,519
I started in high school...
Benjie Likes Pickles?
378
00:14:33,544 --> 00:14:35,851
Oh, yeah... whatever
happened to that band?
379
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,369
Well, we never actually performed.
380
00:14:37,394 --> 00:14:38,501
I thought I had everything...
381
00:14:38,525 --> 00:14:41,150
The moves, the hair, the swagger.
382
00:14:41,432 --> 00:14:43,945
Everything but the patience
to learn the guitar.
383
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,703
- You didn't play the guitar?
- No.
384
00:14:45,728 --> 00:14:46,904
You carried it around everywhere.
385
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,166
Because I loved the attention.
386
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,569
When Wolf asked me to join the group,
387
00:14:49,593 --> 00:14:51,551
it was my chance to
be more than a poser.
388
00:14:51,576 --> 00:14:54,395
To show people that
I actually had talent.
389
00:14:55,148 --> 00:14:57,015
But now I know the truth.
390
00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,797
Hey, let me ask you a question...
who are you?
391
00:14:59,822 --> 00:15:01,426
Yeah, yeah. I'm Eddie Penisi.
392
00:15:01,451 --> 00:15:03,963
No. You're Eddie Penisi!
393
00:15:03,988 --> 00:15:05,836
You got the moves. You got the swagger.
394
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:08,108
And you got somethin' else... The lips.
395
00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:10,911
They call it embouchure. It's French.
396
00:15:10,936 --> 00:15:13,661
Well, I'm embou-sure
you got what it takes, oui?
397
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,219
So you march your ass back in there,
398
00:15:16,244 --> 00:15:17,920
and you show 'em you're Eddie Penisi.
399
00:15:17,945 --> 00:15:19,678
Okay, I will.
400
00:15:19,912 --> 00:15:21,044
Honcho.
401
00:15:21,069 --> 00:15:22,456
- Head Honcho.
- It fits you.
402
00:15:22,481 --> 00:15:24,292
It actually makes your
head look kinda tiny.
403
00:15:24,317 --> 00:15:25,761
- That's what I'm goin' for.
- Yeah?
404
00:15:25,786 --> 00:15:27,565
- Tiny head!
- But listen, seriously,
405
00:15:27,590 --> 00:15:29,853
these new uniforms... They're hideous.
406
00:15:29,878 --> 00:15:31,022
Don't worry about that.
407
00:15:31,047 --> 00:15:33,428
I'm just indulging Lucy
on her vanity project.
408
00:15:33,453 --> 00:15:34,509
It's gonna blow over.
409
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:35,805
It's just for the rank and file.
410
00:15:35,829 --> 00:15:37,345
- Ahh.
- We're not wearin' that stuff.
411
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:40,252
- It's a ruse.
- It's for the suckers.
412
00:15:40,277 --> 00:15:42,676
Hey, Chief, here's your new uniform.
413
00:15:42,701 --> 00:15:45,139
Oh, uh, am I wearing one of these too?
414
00:15:45,164 --> 00:15:47,008
Yeah, of course.
I got 'em for everybody.
415
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,921
Thanks, Luce. Love the new uniforms.
416
00:15:48,946 --> 00:15:50,791
- Awesome, whoo-hoo!
- Yeah.
417
00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:53,506
That thing's gonna fit
you like a sausage skin.
418
00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:58,631
- ♪ I'm hot blooded ♪
- ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪
419
00:15:58,656 --> 00:16:00,322
♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪
420
00:16:02,666 --> 00:16:04,906
- Bravissimo.
- Yes!
421
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:07,719
Grandberry Sauce,
delicious as per usual.
422
00:16:07,744 --> 00:16:09,443
You know what else is delish?
423
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,913
A surprise serving of Penisi.
424
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:14,783
Well, the prodigal whistler returns.
425
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,840
And like your whistling...
Not quite on time.
426
00:16:16,865 --> 00:16:19,466
You're not gonna beat me, Wolf.
427
00:16:19,491 --> 00:16:20,900
We'll just see about that.
428
00:16:20,925 --> 00:16:23,251
Mmm... give me a C sharp.
429
00:16:25,111 --> 00:16:26,476
Sharper.
430
00:16:28,409 --> 00:16:30,082
Sharper still.
431
00:16:59,315 --> 00:17:01,451
You're finished. You're out!
432
00:17:01,476 --> 00:17:03,135
No, don't do it!
433
00:17:03,570 --> 00:17:05,881
Don't... you...
434
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:09,649
I got nowhere else to go!
435
00:17:09,674 --> 00:17:11,342
Then whistle!
436
00:17:11,936 --> 00:17:14,276
Harder!
437
00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:18,207
You're ready, Eddie, you're ready!
438
00:17:18,232 --> 00:17:21,709
I am ready, Wolf. I'm ready.
439
00:17:21,734 --> 00:17:23,881
You magnificent son of a bitch!
440
00:17:23,906 --> 00:17:25,096
You're ready!
441
00:17:30,046 --> 00:17:31,758
Wait, where did you get
these sandwiches from?
442
00:17:31,782 --> 00:17:33,349
Jesse's. Jesse was there
today; he made them.
443
00:17:33,373 --> 00:17:34,532
Ugh, I'm not gonna eat mine then.
444
00:17:34,556 --> 00:17:36,573
- What? Why?
- He still calls it Asian Slaw.
445
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,901
It's on his menu.
It says Asian Slaw Surprise.
446
00:17:38,926 --> 00:17:40,848
I'm like, what's the surprise,
that you're racist?
447
00:17:40,872 --> 00:17:41,880
How is that racist?
448
00:17:41,905 --> 00:17:43,595
It's from what, General Asia?
449
00:17:49,884 --> 00:17:51,494
Cool!
450
00:17:51,519 --> 00:17:53,185
You look like a speed skater!
451
00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:55,489
Chief, you might wanna adjust your FUPA.
452
00:17:55,514 --> 00:17:57,563
- Oh, yeah.
- A little bit more.
453
00:17:57,588 --> 00:17:59,034
All right, Lucy, I gave it a shot.
454
00:17:59,059 --> 00:18:00,238
Now we're ditching the uniforms.
455
00:18:00,262 --> 00:18:01,839
What? Why? Everybody loves them.
456
00:18:01,864 --> 00:18:03,214
- I hate 'em.
- He doesn't like 'em.
457
00:18:03,238 --> 00:18:04,556
I don't like 'em. I'm the chief.
458
00:18:04,581 --> 00:18:07,476
- What I say goes.
- Station 24, extrication.
459
00:18:07,501 --> 00:18:10,150
- 1642 Morton Avenue.
- Ughh! Damn it!
460
00:18:10,175 --> 00:18:11,548
Let's go!
461
00:18:24,098 --> 00:18:26,229
He ain't slowin' down, y'all.
462
00:18:28,503 --> 00:18:31,923
- Oh!
- Ha ha ha ha!
463
00:18:31,948 --> 00:18:33,468
How long was that?
464
00:18:33,493 --> 00:18:36,470
That single note was
17 1/2 minutes long.
465
00:18:36,495 --> 00:18:38,329
I got goose bumps. You're amazing!
466
00:18:38,354 --> 00:18:41,199
So amazing that I'm
giving you Granny's solo.
467
00:18:41,224 --> 00:18:43,740
Huh? I worked on that for weeks.
468
00:18:43,765 --> 00:18:45,543
Granny, part of being
on the team is doing
469
00:18:45,568 --> 00:18:47,211
what's best for the team.
470
00:18:47,236 --> 00:18:49,976
Paulson, the rest of you,
let's go do some calisthenics.
471
00:18:53,724 --> 00:18:56,103
- You stole my solo.
- What do you want me to do?
472
00:18:56,128 --> 00:18:58,040
- I want you to not do it!
- I have to do it.
473
00:18:58,065 --> 00:18:59,821
- He gave it to me.
- You don't even wanna be here.
474
00:18:59,845 --> 00:19:01,037
"It's the most asexual thing
475
00:19:01,061 --> 00:19:02,661
a man could ever do." You remember that?
476
00:19:02,686 --> 00:19:05,102
Yeah, I remember that.
But now I like it.
477
00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:06,994
You don't have ownership
over this, Granny.
478
00:19:07,019 --> 00:19:08,393
It means something to me too.
479
00:19:08,418 --> 00:19:09,933
I'm just hurt, man.
480
00:19:11,341 --> 00:19:13,743
Oh, man.
481
00:19:14,926 --> 00:19:17,640
Carrot top!
482
00:19:25,951 --> 00:19:29,708
You look like
a potato on toothpicks!
483
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,750
Mr. Incredible ate a pumpkin!
484
00:19:31,775 --> 00:19:33,355
Nice tits.
485
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,715
- The girl ain't bad either.
- All right, hey!
486
00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:38,337
Nothin' to see here... 'cept
a guy with his head in a fence.
487
00:19:38,362 --> 00:19:40,554
Three minutes ago I felt like
the stupidest guy on Earth.
488
00:19:40,578 --> 00:19:41,826
Thanks for taking the heat off me.
489
00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:43,580
Cool frog eyes, dork!
490
00:19:43,605 --> 00:19:44,924
All right, that's enough outta you!
491
00:19:44,948 --> 00:19:46,829
- Shut up!
- We are first responders!
492
00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:48,649
I have to cut these probably...
493
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,811
Uh... do you mind
494
00:19:51,836 --> 00:19:53,217
keeping your bulge out of my face?
495
00:19:53,242 --> 00:19:54,989
What time's the FUPA convention?
496
00:19:55,014 --> 00:19:56,317
Hey, that's enough!
497
00:19:56,342 --> 00:19:57,715
- Who said that?
- Who was it?
498
00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:59,303
- Hey!
- Was that you, sir?
499
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,368
Martin, I know your father!
500
00:20:02,191 --> 00:20:04,555
Oof, it is packed out there.
501
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:08,097
- Ah, there's my little siren.
- Hey, Wolf, what's chillin'?
502
00:20:08,122 --> 00:20:10,490
Well, I've got some good
chill and some bad chill.
503
00:20:10,515 --> 00:20:11,882
First of all, fresh batteries
504
00:20:11,907 --> 00:20:13,424
have been installed in
everyone's hearing aids,
505
00:20:13,448 --> 00:20:16,107
so they'll be all ears... "What? What?"
506
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,731
Ooh, that is good chill.
507
00:20:17,756 --> 00:20:19,793
And now the bad chill.
508
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,544
I have to cut your solo.
509
00:20:21,569 --> 00:20:23,083
W-what are you talking about?
510
00:20:23,108 --> 00:20:25,665
The seniors have a field trip
tomorrow to Casino Hohomonga,
511
00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:27,202
and they've moved
up bedtime ten minutes.
512
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,986
What if I do a shorter version?
513
00:20:29,011 --> 00:20:30,742
- You could do that?
- Yeah, I'll do anything.
514
00:20:30,766 --> 00:20:33,586
I invited people.
Please, please, don't cut it.
515
00:20:35,913 --> 00:20:37,803
I'm sorry.
516
00:20:37,828 --> 00:20:39,925
I can't keep this up any longer.
517
00:20:39,950 --> 00:20:41,650
I was never gonna let you do the solo.
518
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:44,106
In fact, I was never
gonna let you perform at all.
519
00:20:44,131 --> 00:20:46,109
I pumped you up, knowing that your ego
520
00:20:46,134 --> 00:20:48,179
would lap it up like fresh cream.
521
00:20:48,204 --> 00:20:49,381
I got you to join the group,
522
00:20:49,406 --> 00:20:51,584
then I got you to care about the group.
523
00:20:51,804 --> 00:20:53,940
And now
I'm taking it all away.
524
00:20:53,965 --> 00:20:55,919
Because I hate you, Eddie Penisi.
525
00:20:55,944 --> 00:20:57,478
I hate you so much.
526
00:20:57,765 --> 00:21:00,076
And you've
just been bitten by the Wolf.
527
00:21:02,849 --> 00:21:06,231
Hey, Jumbo, why's your ass so flat?
528
00:21:06,256 --> 00:21:07,908
Is that a tuna can in your pants,
529
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,863
or do you just have a weird dick?
530
00:21:10,266 --> 00:21:12,581
Maybe I went a little
overboard with the uniforms.
531
00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:15,281
Nope, I get it now.
I feel self-conscious.
532
00:21:15,306 --> 00:21:17,618
I feel uncomfortable.
This isn't right for my body,
533
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:18,729
and I know how you feel.
534
00:21:18,754 --> 00:21:21,001
These guys can keep wearing
their sexist uniforms.
535
00:21:21,026 --> 00:21:22,797
We're gonna make some
changes to your uniform
536
00:21:22,822 --> 00:21:25,013
- that make you more comfortable.
- Thank you, Chief.
537
00:21:25,038 --> 00:21:27,639
I know the fence thing was
embarrassing for all of us,
538
00:21:27,664 --> 00:21:30,042
but I also have a soda can up my ass.
539
00:21:30,304 --> 00:21:32,883
Andy, soda can in the ass.
540
00:21:32,907 --> 00:21:34,332
- Hi.
- Hey.
541
00:21:34,357 --> 00:21:35,934
- Turn around.
- No, no, well, uh...
542
00:21:35,959 --> 00:21:37,662
Turn around!
543
00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:41,102
All right, songsters.
Let's shooby-dooby-doo this.
544
00:21:41,127 --> 00:21:43,318
Wolf, we're not going on without Cap.
545
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:45,139
- He's one of us.
- Right, right.
546
00:21:45,164 --> 00:21:46,815
The man is a complete narcissist.
547
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,667
He mocked this group then
came in and took your place.
548
00:21:50,692 --> 00:21:52,670
Maybe so, but he's still my friend.
549
00:21:52,695 --> 00:21:55,426
And what you did was wrong,
so either we all go on,
550
00:21:55,451 --> 00:21:56,850
or we don't go on at all.
551
00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:58,580
Et tu, Paulson?
552
00:22:00,697 --> 00:22:01,998
I see.
553
00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:03,713
Well...
554
00:22:04,226 --> 00:22:06,422
you've all made your voices
heard loud and clear,
555
00:22:06,447 --> 00:22:10,249
and as your leader,
I respect your solidarity.
556
00:22:10,274 --> 00:22:12,357
So I will just go on by myself.
557
00:22:12,382 --> 00:22:14,085
Bubble gum, bubble gum,
bubble bum, bubble bum.
558
00:22:14,109 --> 00:22:15,109
Bubble bum.
559
00:22:30,054 --> 00:22:31,376
Pfft...
560
00:22:32,689 --> 00:22:35,381
♪ Bah bah bah bum, I'm hot blooded ♪
561
00:22:35,406 --> 00:22:37,184
♪ Check it, you'll see ♪
562
00:22:37,209 --> 00:22:38,519
♪ I'm h..."
563
00:22:39,209 --> 00:22:40,587
♪ I'm h... ♪
564
00:22:41,205 --> 00:22:42,270
Good night!
565
00:22:44,265 --> 00:22:46,600
Let's ExSINGguish this joint.
566
00:22:50,009 --> 00:22:52,106
♪ Bum bum bum ♪
567
00:22:52,131 --> 00:22:54,068
♪ Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum ♪
568
00:22:54,093 --> 00:22:56,031
♪ Bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum ♪
569
00:22:56,056 --> 00:22:57,723
♪ I'm hot blooded ♪
570
00:22:57,748 --> 00:23:00,051
♪ Check it and see ♪
571
00:23:00,076 --> 00:23:04,278
- ♪ I've got a fever of 103 ♪
- ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪
572
00:23:04,303 --> 00:23:08,114
♪ Come on, baby,
don't you do more than dance ♪
573
00:23:08,139 --> 00:23:09,672
♪ I'm hot blooded ♪
574
00:23:09,697 --> 00:23:12,460
♪ I'm hot blooded ♪
575
00:23:12,485 --> 00:23:14,843
♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪
576
00:23:15,632 --> 00:23:17,677
Ah, it's so nice to
be back in the old unis.
577
00:23:17,702 --> 00:23:19,980
Right? My gut's hanging over my belt,
578
00:23:20,005 --> 00:23:22,308
my ass crack is showin',
my pants are baggy.
579
00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:23,652
All is right with the world again.
580
00:23:23,676 --> 00:23:25,605
Ah, I look good
in anything. I don't care.
581
00:23:25,630 --> 00:23:28,498
You guys, check it out.
Pretty good, huh?
582
00:23:28,523 --> 00:23:30,609
- Oh, you got a haircut.
- No!
583
00:23:30,634 --> 00:23:31,897
I let her take it to a tailor,
584
00:23:31,922 --> 00:23:33,345
- girl it up a little bit.
- Oh, yeah!
585
00:23:33,369 --> 00:23:34,934
I look so much better.
586
00:23:34,959 --> 00:23:37,745
When I saw my ass in the mirror
I was like, "Damn, I would tap that!"
587
00:23:37,770 --> 00:23:39,748
Okay, language, Lucy. Come on.
588
00:23:39,773 --> 00:23:42,766
- Yeah, inappropriate.
- Twicey Spicey for everyone.
589
00:23:42,791 --> 00:23:45,038
- Oh!
- Oh, nicey!
590
00:23:45,063 --> 00:23:47,508
Cap and I were a hit
at the old folks' home.
591
00:23:47,533 --> 00:23:48,911
They woulda gave us a standin' ovation
592
00:23:48,935 --> 00:23:50,381
if they weren't strapped
to their wheelchairs.
593
00:23:50,405 --> 00:23:52,291
And get this... Wolf is out,
594
00:23:52,316 --> 00:23:54,492
but the group voted me their new leader.
595
00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:55,947
Okay, let me get this straight, Granny.
596
00:23:55,971 --> 00:23:57,438
This guy mocks you relentlessly
597
00:23:57,463 --> 00:23:59,338
for joining an a cappella singing group,
598
00:23:59,363 --> 00:24:01,119
then he joins, acts like a dick,
599
00:24:01,144 --> 00:24:03,478
steals your solo,
then you guys vote him leader?
600
00:24:03,503 --> 00:24:05,029
In a nutshell, yeah, that's about right.
601
00:24:05,053 --> 00:24:06,855
- And did he ever apologize?
- No, we all know
602
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,600
that that's beyond his
emotional capabilities.
603
00:24:08,624 --> 00:24:10,288
True, dat. And I still contend
604
00:24:10,313 --> 00:24:12,887
that a cappella is douchey.
What I've come to realize
605
00:24:12,912 --> 00:24:14,943
is that I've been a
douche my whole life.
606
00:24:14,968 --> 00:24:16,167
- Wow!
- There ya go.
607
00:24:16,192 --> 00:24:18,097
Should we treat these
fine first responders
608
00:24:18,122 --> 00:24:20,686
- to a tune, partner?
- Yes, we should.
609
00:24:20,711 --> 00:24:22,711
♪ Twice as spicey ♪
610
00:24:22,736 --> 00:24:24,096
♪ It tastes so nicey ♪
611
00:24:24,121 --> 00:24:25,698
♪ At $2 a bucket ♪
612
00:24:25,723 --> 00:24:27,457
♪ It ain't so pricey ♪
613
00:24:27,482 --> 00:24:29,188
Ugh, I got the dumb chills.
614
00:24:29,213 --> 00:24:30,411
I'll have the buffalo.