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Man: 27, I've got both --
I mean, who would do something like this?
You better find these people.
Did the animals have any enemies that you know of?
What?
So, you were the one who discovered the, um...
deceased? -Yes, I volunteer here.
I open up for the owner every Tuesday and Thursday.
Yep.
I used to have a dog just like this.
Jackson.
Guys, focus here!
The murderers are getting away!
Yeah, I think that she's answered enough questions.
Oh, really?
And what about you boys, huh?
You see anything suspicious or out of the ordinary?
You mean, besides all the dead carcasses?
[ Siren chirps ]
[ Snarling ]
[ Beeping ]
Ellen: Contestants are still signing up here at Sotto Valley High.
Don't forget to come on down to Mountain View Park tomorrow
at 5:00 for the 45th-annual Meet Your Destiny
Hot Dog Eating Competition.
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Christopher: What is a hot dog contest anyways?
Why can't it just be like, you know,
bobbing for apples or -- -But look at that trophy though.
Next? Step up, guys.
You're doing the right thing.
-Nope! Nope, nope -- -Chris, Chris!
What are you afraid of?
It's a sport! -This is not a sport!
This is... This is a freak show.
Chris, you're a freak. I'm a freak.
You gotta own it, man!
Who cares what your mom wants you to be?
I care about what I want to be.
Well, you shouldn't.
You're a big bad-ass, and you can win this thing.
You know what, you're right.
Why shouldn't I? Fuck it!
-Fuck it! -Fuck it!
-Fuck what?
Christopher: Uh...
I'm sorry about the...
animal massacre.
It's okay.
That was pretty...
intense.
I'm just glad you were there.
It helped not being by myself.
Why were you there?
It's kind of out of the way, isn't it?
Yeah. Uh...
Sometimes, I like to take the longer route or --
I-It's part of his training -- for the contest.
You're entering the hot dog-eating competition?
You probably think it's gross because the whole vegan thing.
No, I think it's cool.
Besides, nobody's perfect.
Don't tell anyone, but I still eat beef jerky on road trips.
-[ Chuckles ] -Hey, babe!
-Aww, shit. -Hey.
Just heard what happened this morning. You okay?
I'll be fine. Thanks.
-What about you guys?
You okay?
-Yeah. -Yeah.
'Cause it's gotta be hard going through high school
looking like that! [ Laughs ]
Ethan, don't be a dick!
Hey, I know that you're upset --
and I am very sensitive to that --
but I mean, hey, you're still having your house party, right?
-Uh... -Mnh-mnh.
-I guess...? -I just think that
you need to be around friends right now.
Two or three kegs.
Maybe some Jell-O shots?
You're having a party?
Are you still here?
Sorry. Uh --
I am having a party, and you guys should come.
-What?! -Oh, hell yeah!
No, no, no, wait, babe -- no, no, listen, babe,
I think that we should talk about this "together."
Mm? You know, as a couple?
I don't think you emphasized the right word.
It doesn't matter.
Really hope you guys can make it.
We'll be there.
Right, Chris?
-Uh -- -Hey.
You forgot your receipt.
Receipt?
For the hot dog-eating competition?
Yeah, he's gonna kill it.
No shit! You found your sport!
It must run in the family 'cause I hear your mom's pretty good
at gulping down those hot dogs, too.
Ethan! Chris!
-Th-that was a total -- -You're dead.
-Wait. -Get the hell off of him!
That's enough.
Hey!
Detention. All four of you.
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Is this your mother's recipe?
Mnh-mnh. Costco.
Oh, okay.
Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
Honey? Walter?
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[ Snarling ]
Hungry? Hungry?
Christopher: Uncle Murray!
Here, I got you something.
Ah, my pills.
Any, uh, Viagra?
No, Uncle Murray, that's your heart medication.
Uh, so, how was, uh, school today?
Did you get laid?
No, Uncle Murray, my school has a pretty strict
no-getting-laid policy.
I get laid all the time.
-Okay. -Constantly.
-That's great. -My doctor told me
I should get laid less.
That's fantastic, Uncle Murray.
My penis has already been donated
to the Smithsonian Institute.
I don't want to talk about your penis again, Uncle Murray.
What happened to your lip?
You need me to beat somebody up?
No, Uncle Murray, I'm fine.
Murray: Don't worry about it, kid.
I used to get my ass kicked all over town.
But look at me now.
Here's the deal, people fight what they don't understand,
especially when they're destined for greatness.
But that power comes with a price.
And that's a burden we all must bear.
But it's worth two in the bush because at the end of the day,
you will achieve your spot in this world --
or some other world.
Thanks, Uncle Murray.
Veronica: [ Moans ]
-[ Clears throat ] -Oh.
Don't you knock?
I'm already inside the house.
Well, say hello to my friend.
'Sup, dude?
The delivery guy now?
Oh, uh, I have a name.
It's Holton.
He seems like a great, positive male influence.
Thank you.
My life is hard, pork chop.
It isn't easy keeping a roof over our heads
and taking care of Uncle Murray
and making sure you stay out of trouble,
which clearly I am failing at. -What is that supposed to mean?
I got a call from your assistant principal,
Mr., uh...
Weber, Mom! Mr. Weber!
Yes, fine, Weber!
He said you got into a fight.
Why would you do that?
I was standing up for you!
Because a kid at school called you a whore.
Maybe he was right.
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Go to your room. You're grounded.
I have a party tonight. I-I never get invited to parties.
I don't care. Go to your room
and you don't need candy!
You don't need it, pork chop.
Show a little self-restraint, huh?
I hate you!
I wish I could just go live with my father!
Well, good!
Go live with your father!
Oh, wait, no, you can't.
Because he vanished off the face of the Earth!
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You have a lovely family.
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[ Snarling ]
Say what now?
[ Snarling ]
Are they talking to us?
-[ Screams ] -Oh!
Oh!
We don't understand you!
Wait a minute. Isn't that the woman that sold us this house?
Mrs. Moore: Yes. Veronica.
-Yeah. -Veronica Stewart.
She works at the diner, Rocco's.
[ Both screaming ]
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