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♪♪

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[ Crite snarling]

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Wow.

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This is awesome.
Seriously, how'd you make this?

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We didn't make it.
It's a real video.

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That's hairy thing
attacked us last night.

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You should put this on YouTube.

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My nephew, he made one
of those cute horror videos.

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You put that up.
[Chuckles] Oh, man!

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That got a lot of views,
didn't it?

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-Yeah, yeah.
-You're not listening.

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'Course, his did have
better special effects.

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-That's right.
-Here, give me the phone.

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Let me see
if I can pull that up here.

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This has no Internet.
-Yeah, it has no Internet.

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Give me that.
-That thing is real!

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It attacked us!
-Hey! Take it down, son.

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-We were at a party last night.
-Okay, yeah.

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See, right there --
Your story doesn't hold up.

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You two nerds at a party? Mnh.

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Yeah! Dana invited us.

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The girl from the --
the shelter!

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Oh, shit.

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Wait, Sheriff,
what if that thing

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is what killed the animals
at the shelter?

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-What if there are more of them?
-I'm sorry, are you two boys

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saying that you killed

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those helpless animals
at the shelter

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for your video project?
-Ooh.

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Dude, let's get
the hell out of here.

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Yeah, we're sorry.
We didn't mean

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to waste your time.
-No.

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Uh, we just wanted
to show you our...movie.

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Yeah, i-in case you could
get it to your nephew.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
I'll, uh --

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I'll see what I can do.
-All right.

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-God damn kids.
-Uh, speaking of which,

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I'm gonna go drop some kids
off at the pool.

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I'm gonna shit in the pool.

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[ Telephone rings ]
Sheriff Miller.

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Desk Officer: Sheriff,
I have the manager

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of Mike's Bowling Alley
on the line.

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Says a customer got attacked

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by a hairy bowling ball
with teeth.

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♪♪

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[ Cage rattles ]

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Aww!

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Is somebody hungry?

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Someone sounds hungry.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah!

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Uh-oh, ohh!

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Eat it.
That's it.

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Oh, look at that beauty.

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Want more?

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Yeah -- oh! Oh!

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Don't eat my finger!

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-[ Snarls ]
-Okay, okay.

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Don't get a tummy ache!

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♪♪

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[ Growling ]

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[ Grunts ]

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Body thuds ]

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Hey, did you hear something?

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Oh, babe.

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You're so hot
when you hear things.

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[ Chuckles ]

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[ Both moan ]

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[ Snarls ]

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[ Screeches ]

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[ Screeches ]

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-[ Snarls ]
-Okay.

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I definitely heard something.
What is that?

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[ Sighs ]

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♪♪

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Murray?

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Is everything okay down there?

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♪♪

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Murray?

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♪♪

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Where are you?

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♪♪

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Murray?

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[ Breathing heavily ]

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[ Gasps ]

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Oh, my God.

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♪♪

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[ Sobs ]

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[ Crite snarls ]

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♪♪

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No...

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No! No!

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[ Breathing heavily ]

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Murray's dead.

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Whoa, what?

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They're back!

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[ Crite snarls ]

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[ Gasps ]

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♪♪

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[ Weapon beeps ]

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[ Warbling, chimes ]

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Holt?!

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Aaah!

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Ugh!

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Ugh, watch where
you're aiming that thing!

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There!

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♪♪

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Weapon warbles, chimes ]

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Aaah!

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[ Snarls ]

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[ Weapon warbles ]

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[ Growls ]

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[ Weapon chimes ]

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[ Whirring ]

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There! There, there!

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Shit!

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[ Snarls ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Breathing heavily ]

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♪♪

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Who the hell are you?

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I was sent to destroy
the Crites.

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By the delivery service?!

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I am a bounty hunter,
hired on official papers

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by the Federation
of Now Fax Bar Domeda.

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This is my cover.

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I have traveled many light years
to get here

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and assumed the form of the man
you know as Holt

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three weeks ago.
-Assume the form --

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Wh-- Ugh!

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What do you mean?

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Oh.

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Ohhh.

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You've encountered the Crites
before?

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Yes.

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A long time ago.

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But if they came back
to find me,

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why did they just leave?

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Unless they weren't...

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here for me.

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♪♪

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[ Sighing ] Oh.

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Oh.

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The Crite captain took
an interest in that photograph.

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Ohhh, my God.

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[ Frame clatters ]
Oh, my God.

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Come on!

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♪♪

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[ Crite snarls ]

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♪♪

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[ Tires squeal ]

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Take the next right.
-I am familiar with the location

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of Sotto Valley High School,

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having made several
deliveries there.

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Why are you talking to me
like a God damn robot?

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Didn't I mean anything to you?

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I mean, I thought the sex
was pretty good, right?

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♪♪

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Oh, my God.

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Were you faking your orgasms?

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Only 7/10s of them.

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That thing you did with your...

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tongue...

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was insane.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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So, for three weeks,
you were just pretending

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to have sex with me,
when really you were just...

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waiting for that?

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-Correct.
-Okay, yeah.

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Several months ago,
the Federation intercepted

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a Crite transmission referencing
a mission of utmost secrecy,

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a mission that could change
the course of the war.

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The "war"?

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And the only concrete
information we had

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was a name and a place --

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Veronica Stewart,

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Livingston, Iowa.

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I was the closest bounty hunter
to your solar system

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and was dispatched
to watch over you

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until the Crites arrived.

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Thanks...I guess.

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I don't know why I keep
involving myself

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in these long-distance
relationships.

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You know, not really
working out for me.

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A second team of agents was
dispatched to track the Crites,

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but their ship went down
over Australia 24 hours ago.

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So, basically,
you're the only thing

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standing between us
and the Crites?

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This appears to be the case.

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♪♪

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Your son, what is it
the Crites want with him?

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How the fuck should I know?

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-Are you sure?
-I-I have no idea.

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That's not --
Just, you know what, drive.

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Okay?

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Just [Groans] drive.

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[ Cellphone beeps ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪