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♪♪

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-I don't normally
hook up with guys

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I meet at parties, but...

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you're so different.

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Ah!

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Ooh!

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[ Giggles ]

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[ Gasps ]

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Condoms are so '80s.

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Do it!

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I want you to roll down on me.

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Oh!

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Oh!

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[ Moans ]

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-Mom! Mom!

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-Yes?!

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-Everything all right?

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-Yeah.

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What's all this?

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-It's my physical.

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To ensure that I'm fit
for interstellar travel.

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Or something.
Ow!

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-Christopher,
I'm sorry I never told you.

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-My whole life,
you gave me shit for my eating.

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And it wasn't even my fault.

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It was your fault.

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You know?

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'Cause you fucked an alien.
Ow!

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Do you have a license
to practice medicine?

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Mom, you always made me hate
who I am,

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because I remind you
of your mistake.

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Well, I'm not a mistake.

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Mr. President says
I'm gonna be worshipped.

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-[ Laughing ] Worshipped.

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You're not actually thinking
of going with them?

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-Why not?

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On Earth, girls
don't talk to me.

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Dickheads like Ethan pummel me.

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Hell, you can barely look at me.

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-Christopher,
that's not true.

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I love you, but you can't just
run away with these monsters.

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-I am one of these monsters.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Hi, Mr. President.

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-Call me "Dad."

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And this is your new mother,
Chancellor Eileen.

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-[ Chatters ]

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-Chancellor Eileen has been
very excited to meet you.

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-Hi, Mom.

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Dad, I wanna come live with you.

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-Excellent.

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-You can't trust
these ankle-biters, Pork Chop.

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They're just using you.

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-Don't listen to her.

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The only reason she's trying
to stop you is because

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she can't believe someone
actually sees you as special.

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-They traveled
halfway across the galaxy

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to find me.

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That's what a real family's
supposed to do.

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Take her away.

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-Hold on, hold on.

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You wanna talk about family?

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What about what happened
to Uncle Murray?

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-Wait, what happened
to Uncle Murray?

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-Your new little family
here, they killed him.

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[ Beeping ]

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-Ahh.

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-We want the Crite hybrid.

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-Go fuck yourself.

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-Holt! You son of a bitch!

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You said you were
gonna protect him!

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-Which is exactly
what I'm gonna do.

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You're too late, Bounty Hunter.

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-We thought
you might say that.

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-Don't touch me! Asshole.

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-Christopher! Is that you?

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-Dana.

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-They turned him into a monster.

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Cool!
Yo, are you on a spaceship?

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-You may not hesitate
to leave your classmates

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behind on Earth,

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but will you choose
to condemn them to death?

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-Wait. What?

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-If you do not return,
we will terminate them.

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-Such a tough call.
Shit.

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Chris, you gotta come back, man!
They're not playing!

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-Christopher, please!
I'm sorry I didn't believe you!

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-Okay. We have to go back.

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-Absolutely not.
We have what we came for.

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Set a course
for our home planet.

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-We have to rescue them.

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-No.

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-You don't have to come with me.

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Can't you just drop me off
or something?

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-Christopher,
you are the key

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to the next step
in Crite evolution.

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A rescue mission
is just too dangerous.

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-So? It was dangerous to come
and rescue me and you did it.

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-But these human creatures,
they are not your family.

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-Yes, they are.

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-Then I am truly sorry,

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for nothing can be done
to save them.

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-I wouldn't bet on that.

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-What are you holding?

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-Breath mints,

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one of the deadliest poisons
known to man.

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I keep 'em with me, just in case
I get taken against my will.

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Just one tablet
is enough to kill me.

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-Nonsense.

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You will not destroy yourself
for the sake of these beings.

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♪♪

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-[ Chattering ]

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♪♪

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-Ah! No! My son!

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Crites!
My son has great conviction.

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As we returned to rescue him,

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so too shall we return
to save his comrades.

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-That's more like it.

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-Wait.
Are you just gonna let him throw

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himself to the bounty hunters?

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-He will not be going alone.

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[ Speaks alien language ]

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-Christopher...

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If you're gonna do this,

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meet them someplace
public, okay?

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-I know.

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-[ Speaking alien language ]

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Tonight, we eat!

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♪♪

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-As expected, this contest
is no contest at all.

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Maximum Doug Armstrong
is devouring the competition.

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I am seriously going to vomit
just watching this.

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-We must be
prepared for anything.

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We don't know what this
"Christopher" is capable of.

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-And another six dogs down.

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No one here is even close
to Maximum Doug.

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I'm not sure there's anyone
in the universe

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who could out-eat
the reigning champ.

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♪♪

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-Chris!
-Dude!

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Now, that's an entrance!

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-Let's do this!

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪