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♪ baking, baking,
baking, baking ♪
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♪ baking, baking, baking,
baking ♪
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♪ break out the pans ♪
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♪ sift all the flour ♪
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♪ yeast week is here ♪
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♪ this is the hour ♪
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♪ frost all those cakes ♪
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♪ get dough to rise ♪
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♪ this is my chance ♪
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♪ a kingdom of pies ♪
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♪ yeast week is here again ♪
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♪ baking, baking,
baking, baking ♪
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♪ baking, baking, baking,
bake... ♪
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♪ I'm back to bake
another week ♪
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♪ the floor is mine,
my tool is yeast ♪
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♪ and much like bread,
now I shall rise ♪
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♪ 'cause I'm not one
to compromise ♪
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♪ I'm here again to do my best ♪
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♪ stressed to impress
another chef ♪
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♪ I don't care
'cause I don't bake ♪
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♪ but of the treats,
sure, I'll partake ♪
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♪ we're ready to serve ♪
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♪ the baked goods are hot ♪
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♪ come eat our wares ♪
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♪ bird town's the spot ♪
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♪ yeast week is here again ♪
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♪ yeast week,
tell all your friends ♪
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♪ baking, baking,
baking, baking ♪
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♪ baking, baking, baking,
baking. ♪
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well, I'm going back to sleep.
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Wake me up when there's
treats to eat.
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♪ tuca and bertie and tuca and
bertie and bertie and tuca ♪
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♪ and tuca and bertie,
tuca and bertie ♪
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♪ tu-tu-tuca ♪
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-♪ tuca ♪
-♪ and bertie. ♪
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(vocalizing)
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all right, bertie,
are you ready to introduce
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these wintersalads to the world?
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Oh, I'm ready.
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-(beating rapidly)
-oh, my god. Oh, my god!
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This is happening!
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(muffled):
Oh. My. God!
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Do you think this needs...
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Cake pop tomatoes? A lychee egg?
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3,000 candied
orange zest "carrots"?
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Cake pop tomatoes.
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You got it, boss.
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-(phone chimes)
-ah, shit.
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A study just found that jammy
beans are the new cigarettes.
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I'm on it. (grunting)
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(grunts) just say no
to jammy beans.
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(crowd clamoring)
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five minutes before
the savage horde breaks through
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and ransacks these aisles,
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leaving nothing behind
but wrappers and excrement.
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(sighs)
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(clears throat)
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(groans)
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mm, mm. Mm!
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Ah...
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Ooh!
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-(flatulence sound effect)
-ew.
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Both:
Ew!
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People actually buy those,
can you believe it?
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They're animals.
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People are (bleep) animals.
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(groans) that danish looks
like it's sweating.
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Leave it to pete to bake
a pastry in his own image:
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Sweaty and full of shit.
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(scoffs) am I right?
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Boy, did he go basic
with this one.
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It's such a normie
idea of "artisanal."
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yeah, well, you know,
normies like my stuff, too.
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(clamoring)
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all right, songthrush,
let's do this.
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The savage horde.
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They're here for us.
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-(duck quacking)
-(humming)
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wow! What is happening?
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Oh, tuca! This sick duck is all
healed up, and now she's wild.
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How did things get so bad?
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I must've spoiled it too much.
I don't know.
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I gave her
everything she wanted,
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including
a brand-new sports car,
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-(quacks)
-which she stomped on
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because it was the wrong color.
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(cries)
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now she's unrideable!
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Lawrie, how many times
I told you,
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if you have too much money,
just give it to me.
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Stop pouring it into
these ducks.
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I'm gonna have to sell her
to a (bleep) duck rodeo.
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-(whoops)
-wait.
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♪ ♪
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(quacks)
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don't sell her.
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-I can tame her.
-Tuca, no!
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That's what everyone thinks
about wild animals.
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Just because they feel
a special connection,
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the beast will trust them
and let itself be tamed.
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(whoops)
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uh-huh. Yeah.
A special connection.
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Oh, thank you!
Have a nice day!
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People love these salads.
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Yeah, I want to tweak
a couple of things.
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That candied tuna was a miss.
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Sorry. I was really out to "sea"
on that one.
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But hey, the cheesecake eggs
went over easy.
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-(phone rings, beeps)
-hello?
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Bertie songthrush,
I'm calling from breadline
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for a quote about pastry pete's
yeast week comeback.
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-What?
-What are
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your thoughts
on him launching a new bakery
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and starting
a female mentorship program?
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Ugh. The only thing grosser
than pastry pete
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are his sweaty-ass desserts.
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Some people want to separate
the art from the artist.
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Well, I want to separate
this chef from his kitchen.
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I mean, his stuff is so basic.
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Even chef winter says so.
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Chef winter garcia said that?!
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-Uh...
-Wowza!
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-(typing)
-I got me a headline
for breadline,
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and it's right
before my deadline.
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That was all off the record,
right?
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That was just me, popping off
as, uh, your friend.
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I'm a reporter,
my only friends are
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-the truth
and getting laid off.
-(phone beeps)
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(groans)
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bertie, this is mr. Birdily,
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the owner of the biggest
grocery chain in bird town.
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And the second largest
in grocery town.
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I was just telling winter,
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I think these little salads
will sell great at our stores.
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Yeah, normies will love them.
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Am I right, winter? Eh?
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Well, we would never refer to
our customers that way.
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-We call them "complexies."
-of course.
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Uh...
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-(quacking)
-stop.
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Stop. I said stop!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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(gasps)
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what's the problem?
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I thought we had a connection.
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-(quacks)
-whoa!
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(grunts)
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-(quacks)
-(cries out)
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-(groans, shrieks)
-(quacks)
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need some help?
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Speckle,
what are you doing here?
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Isn't your office all the way
in the nerd district?
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Who let you into coolsville?
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I came to get a hot dog.
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And the coolsville keymaster
owed me a favor.
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(clicks tongue)
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take it sleazy, speck-o.
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Man, they're just letting anyone
into coolsville these days.
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Someone ought to do something
about that.
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Someone like...
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So, I saw you're having
duck problems.
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Oh, yeah. She won't listen to
a word I say.
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Maybe I can help.
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I'm actually really good
with ducks
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because I had a ton of
duck brothers in college.
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I was in an all-duck fraternity,
delta delta goose.
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Ddg! Theta chapter, what?!
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The brothers tapped me because
I was really good at waddling.
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I say, dd what?
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Ddg! Theta chapter represent.
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Whose feathers are fine as hell?
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Our feathers, our feathers,
well!
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Delta delta goose is
here to say,
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yo, we be looking this good
every day.
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And we're the only frat
that gets all a's.
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Speckle, this is hard
for me to say,
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but this is the first time
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that I'm proud to call you
my friend's
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current boyfriend.
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-Bertie!
-Uh...
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Did you give a quote
for this breadline article?
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-It's really...
-I'm sorry.
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That quote was taken
out of context,
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and the context is...
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I'm an idiot!
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Don't listen to anything I say!
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Oh, I was gonna say
that it's funny.
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You roasted pastry pete
at the perfect temperature
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-for the right amount of time.
-Funny?
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Well, I'm also really sorry
for saying "normies"
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in front of mr. Birdily.
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Well, mr. Birdily is
easily wounded by that word.
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(whispers):
He's a fifth-generation normie.
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Try not to do it again,
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or do-- I don't care--
but just not in front of him.
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Yeah. I-I got that.
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That's what I like about you.
Quick study.
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Now, why don't you take
the rest of the day off.
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Go enjoy
the yeast week festivities.
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Yes, chef.
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♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ I'm a working girl ♪
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-(sighs)
-♪ ooh ♪
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♪ ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ I'm a working girl ♪
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(applause)
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♪ wake up in the morning ♪
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♪ it's so real. ♪
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nope. Too far.
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Huh.
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(gasps)
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quack, quack?
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♪ ♪
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(cries out)
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yep, I reckon this is
a mighty tough gal, all right.
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Speckle, I got it!
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The duck is afraid.
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When I'm afraid,
I kick stuff, too.
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-Boo...!
-(screams)
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(grunts)
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ah! So pricey.
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-(grunts)
-(doors chime)
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hey, tuca. Are you ready to go
to the movies?
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-(screams)
-eek!
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(objects clatter)
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she lacks confidence, speckle.
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We need to boost her bravado
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until she has the audacity
of a healthy duck.
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But how?
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♪ ♪
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tuca, step on me.
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I'd love to,
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but let's focus on this duck
for one minute.
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No, no, tuca.
Ducks are hierarchical.
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They maintain a pecking order
with dominance and aggression.
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It may look cruel
from the outside,
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because it is.
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It's absolutely brutal.
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(quacking)
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oh!
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So, ducky is the dork
of her crew.
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Yes, we need to show ducky
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she's not
the lowest-ranking duck here.
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I can to it, tuca.
I can be bottom duck.
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Step on me and show ducky
who's not boss.
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-Okay.
-Yeah.
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(grunting):
Yeah. Yeah.
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Treat me like a doormat.
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This is fun.
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Your body has
such a great stomp feel.
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-(grunts)
-(groans)
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thank... You.
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Come on. Give it a try.
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(quacks)
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(grunting):
Ah! Awesome!
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Yes!
257
00:09:49,273 --> 00:09:50,555
-That's right. More.
-(speckle groaning)
258
00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:51,856
we're doing it, speckle.
259
00:09:51,942 --> 00:09:54,759
(groans) it's all good.
260
00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:59,297
♪ ♪
261
00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:01,683
(rattling)
262
00:10:04,721 --> 00:10:07,505
I asked myself, "pete, should
you also have a woman mentor
263
00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:09,608
"in your women's
mentorship program
264
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:10,775
to mentor women?"
265
00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:12,777
it took several days of
soul-searching,
266
00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:14,112
and the answer was no.
267
00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:15,614
But then, for optics reasons,
268
00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,449
I was forced to make it a yes.
269
00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,484
Ah. Well, I'm honored.
270
00:10:19,569 --> 00:10:21,519
Splendid. So we have a deal?
271
00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,038
You sugar my cookies, pete,
272
00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:24,355
and I'll dust yours
with cinnamon.
273
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,374
I'll be at the launch with you
tomorrow,
274
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,209
and I'll look fabulous
as always.
275
00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,962
-I love it when a woman
puts in effort.
-(chuckles)
276
00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:32,714
you are such a bad penguin.
277
00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,633
(chuckle):
I know, I'm the worst.
278
00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:37,168
I heard bertie songthrush is
in your kitchen.
279
00:10:37,254 --> 00:10:39,304
Word of advice?
280
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,039
These younger wannabe chefs,
281
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,475
the minute they're unhappy,
they run to social media
282
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,510
and try to destroy
everything you've built.
283
00:10:45,595 --> 00:10:47,378
Watch out for that bertie.
284
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:48,980
Thanks for the tip.
285
00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:51,483
♪ ♪
286
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:04,079
♪ tuca and speckle
and ducky day ♪
287
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,897
(sips) oh, it's too hot.
288
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,749
Whoa.
289
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:11,036
Look at all of
this submission and obedience.
290
00:11:11,121 --> 00:11:13,338
-(quacking)
-woo-hoo!
291
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,907
(sobs quietly)
292
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,625
so majestic.
293
00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:20,178
Ducky, jump through that hoop.
294
00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:22,413
-Go up that ramp.
-(quacking)
295
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,766
ducky, do your taxes.
296
00:11:26,636 --> 00:11:27,852
Whoa!
297
00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:28,970
Oh, so good!
298
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,139
(applause)
299
00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:33,391
welcome to the grand opening
300
00:11:33,477 --> 00:11:36,478
of my newest
and largest patisserie.
301
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:39,314
At first, the engineers said
I had to build the building
302
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:44,369
out of building, but I thought,
why not do something iconic?
303
00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:47,271
I present to you
bird town's first building
304
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,375
to be made entirely
out of bread!
305
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:53,244
(cheering)
306
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,048
♪ ♪
307
00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:59,250
(siren wailing)
308
00:12:00,003 --> 00:12:01,386
h-help!
309
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:04,005
(crying):
I'm a sandwich.
310
00:12:05,175 --> 00:12:08,292
Oh, man,
that was super hilarious.
311
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,961
Really fun to watch it
all go down.
312
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,397
Well, I'll tell you
what your problem is.
313
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,298
This building got eaten
by a duck.
314
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,068
Eaten by a duck.
I swear to god.
315
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:19,470
Who is responsible for this?
316
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,489
Oh, (bleep) me! What happened?
317
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:24,242
This store was going to be
the headquarters
318
00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:27,045
of my new female
mentorship program.
319
00:12:27,130 --> 00:12:28,546
This mallard is a menace.
320
00:12:28,632 --> 00:12:31,299
It must be sent to
the pillow factory at once.
321
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,751
Do it...
322
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,085
Uh, for women!
323
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,037
No. You can't take ducky.
324
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,539
Duckina is innocent.
325
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,958
Ah, wait. Duckaren? Ah.
326
00:12:40,043 --> 00:12:41,292
I haven't settled on a name yet.
327
00:12:41,378 --> 00:12:43,928
Maybe pasty pete's right,
tuca-toots.
328
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,163
She's out of control!
329
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,714
Yes, the only restitution is
330
00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:49,500
if my pillows personally come
from that duck's carcass.
331
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:53,138
I demand to sleep on death!
332
00:12:53,223 --> 00:12:55,056
Come here. (grunts)
333
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,674
you'll never take her.
334
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,810
Speckle, we're starting
a protest.
335
00:12:58,895 --> 00:12:59,978
(gasps) are we?
336
00:13:00,063 --> 00:13:02,113
'cause I was hoping
to head home.
337
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,448
Tie us to the duck, speckle.
338
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,650
That rope looks real itchy.
339
00:13:05,735 --> 00:13:07,518
Speckle, the hierarchy is me,
the duck,
340
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,287
the itchy rope and then you.
341
00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,489
-You got to do what I say.
-Mm-hmm.
342
00:13:11,575 --> 00:13:15,660
Okay. All right, okay. Mm...
343
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,213
Winter:
Good morning.
344
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:22,033
I hope you're ready for
our long tour de fronds today.
345
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,384
(chuckles softly)
346
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,920
fronds as in leaves.
347
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:29,724
Leaves as in salad,
salad as in wintersalads.
348
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:30,925
What's the matter, bertie?
349
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,594
Normally you love
corny wordplay.
350
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:33,895
I'm pandering to your tastes,
351
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,597
and you're leaving me
high and dry.
352
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:38,716
I... Heard you're working
with pastry pete
353
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:41,269
on that mentorship program.
354
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:42,904
It's just so...
355
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,072
Disappointing.
356
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,741
Ah, your first disappointment.
357
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,560
-Cherish it.
-We need to talk about this.
358
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,079
Fine, but let's talk on the go.
359
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,914
We've got a packed schedule,
and we're running late
360
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,065
to birdily wirdily.
361
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,501
Such a stupid name
for a grocery store.
362
00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:59,087
♪ birdly wirdly! ♪
363
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,406
announcer:
"a great name
for a grocery store."
364
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,141
why pastry pete?
365
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:06,377
Was the world's largest
pile of trash not available?
366
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:07,645
This was a business decision,
bertie.
367
00:14:07,731 --> 00:14:09,047
It's not personal.
368
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,465
Business is personal.
369
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:14,102
We're people,
and it's very personal to me.
370
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,803
Here you go. Enjoy a sample.
371
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:17,388
Thank you for trying
wintersalads.
372
00:14:17,474 --> 00:14:19,307
I look up to you, winter.
373
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:21,059
I mean, y-you're my idol.
374
00:14:21,144 --> 00:14:22,593
That's not my problem.
375
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,195
You've projected all of
these expectations onto me
376
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:26,564
just because I'm further along
in my career than you,
377
00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:27,866
but I'm just some lady.
378
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,767
I didn't ask to be fawned over.
379
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:32,570
Oh, my god!
Are you winter garcia?
380
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,205
Will you sign my cake?
381
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,124
I-I'm such a big fawn!
382
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:37,775
(laughs) yes, that's me.
383
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,780
I just think
you should reconsider.
384
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:45,667
See, your problem is you see
the world in black and white.
385
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,252
People are either good or bad.
386
00:14:47,337 --> 00:14:49,387
They're either your perfect
idol, up on a pedestal,
387
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:50,672
or they're completely evil,
388
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,290
and they don't deserve to live
anymore.
389
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,676
-(beating rapidly)
-she has a point!
390
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,929
You have a very
binary worldview!
391
00:14:58,014 --> 00:15:00,064
(screams)
392
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,734
in your mind, everyone who ever
grabs your feathers at work
393
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,520
is a dangerous pervert
who should go to jail forever.
394
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:09,107
Why would anyone need to
grab my feathers at work?
395
00:15:09,192 --> 00:15:10,441
Hmm.
396
00:15:10,527 --> 00:15:12,644
-(beating steadily)
-hmm.
397
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,696
And don't go posting
everything I say
398
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:17,982
in some angry rant on birdster
about how toxic I am.
399
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,334
What? I would never!
400
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,869
Also, no one uses birdster
anymore.
401
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:24,088
Yeah, actually,
the cool new app is clipclop,
402
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,507
which was originally made
so that horses at horse college
403
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,259
could judge other horses.
404
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:29,627
Now it's popular
with all species,
405
00:15:29,713 --> 00:15:30,929
and the government uses it
406
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:33,047
to track and control
our elections.
407
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,515
Ha.
408
00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,686
Sorry. I'll just stick to
saying almost nothing
409
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,271
for days at a time.
410
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:44,142
Do you think I'd have gotten
this far in my career
411
00:15:44,227 --> 00:15:46,444
if I'd cried
every time I felt a pair of
412
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,313
saggy bird balls on my shoulder?
413
00:15:48,398 --> 00:15:50,815
Because boris sourdough thought
it would be funny
414
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,734
to haze the only woman
in his kitchen?
415
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,536
I, uh... Wow. Are you okay?
416
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,021
I'm not a victim, bertie.
417
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,157
I've had to put up
with a hundred pastry petes.
418
00:15:59,242 --> 00:16:01,542
Uh, but pete's just using you
to legitimize himself.
419
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:05,163
And by working with him, you're
reinforcing that he's powerful.
420
00:16:05,248 --> 00:16:07,365
Partnering with him is going
to expand my platform
421
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,385
and help boost wintersnacks
to the next level.
422
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:11,836
What part of that doesn't jive
423
00:16:11,921 --> 00:16:13,871
with your female
empowerment crusade?
424
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,223
-(beating rapidly)
-oh...
425
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:16,474
Say you're sorry, bertie.
426
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,059
I don't want to fight.
Apologize!
427
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,561
You're going to lose
your dream job, bertie!
428
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,046
(sighs)
429
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,349
you've dealt
with a hundred pastry petes
430
00:16:24,434 --> 00:16:25,984
and none of them got to you?
431
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,519
You came out of
that gauntlet of dicks
432
00:16:28,605 --> 00:16:31,055
with no lasting damage
whatsoever?
433
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,073
I'm a chef.
434
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,775
Burns and scars are
part of the job.
435
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,559
So, we both agree
this is toxic bullshit,
436
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,396
but you believe every young chef
should be forced to endure it,
437
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,399
and toughen up, because
that's easier than changing
438
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,117
a messed-up system, right?
439
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,620
That's right. I am tough.
440
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,738
Your generation is so soft
and helpless,
441
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,841
no resiliency whatsoever.
442
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,343
You all just want a mommy
to wipe your ass for you.
443
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,512
Now, can you open up my phone
and block yourself
444
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:55,797
on social media?
445
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:56,964
Because I don't know
how to do that.
446
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,933
-(grunts)
-(phone keys beeping)
447
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,919
there.
448
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:06,140
Now, now, tuca.
Just let the duck go.
449
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,526
Sometimes when you can't
get your ducks in order,
450
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,278
that's on the duck.
451
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,896
So, you just gonna give up
452
00:17:11,981 --> 00:17:14,265
on every worker
who eats a building, huh?
453
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,566
Huh, lawrie?
454
00:17:15,652 --> 00:17:16,784
This duck has value.
455
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,820
This duck has talent,
456
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,322
and I'm going to show you.
457
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,774
I say, dd what?
458
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,277
Ddg! Theta chapter represent!
459
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,379
Tuca:
I say, dd who?
460
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,614
Speckle:
Ddg! You know who!
461
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,717
Whose feet are webbed as hell?
462
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:35,002
Tuca and speckle:
This ducky, this ducky, well!
463
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:37,138
(quacking)
464
00:17:41,010 --> 00:17:43,394
-(chuckles)
-what did I tell you, lawrie?
465
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,646
Oh, tuca, you did it!
466
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,432
You've trained my wildest duck.
467
00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:51,436
Oh, man. This duck is
gonna make me so much money!
468
00:17:51,521 --> 00:17:52,854
And then I'm gonna
spend that money
469
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:56,274
on even wilder and sicker ducks!
470
00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:58,743
It's a bad idea
for me to have money, tuca!
471
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,863
(laughing)
472
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,583
oh, boy!
473
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,335
(bertie grunting)
474
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:10,821
ah...
475
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,340
I needed these.
476
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:13,925
I think I'm done here, jamie.
477
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,711
I thought this was my dream job
for my dream boss,
478
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,212
but I was just being naive.
479
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,631
You know, I can tell
the general shape of people,
480
00:18:20,717 --> 00:18:22,683
and you're not shaped
like a quitter.
481
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,002
Aw, jamie.
482
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,670
You're shaped
like a mini fridge.
483
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:27,772
Um...
484
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,807
And mini fridges don't quit,
485
00:18:29,893 --> 00:18:31,192
but they do break down.
486
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,010
And that's
what I like about you, bertie.
487
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,862
Every day is a new breakdown.
488
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:37,014
-Okay, jamie.
-(swallows)
489
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,150
♪ ♪
490
00:18:45,575 --> 00:18:46,857
(sighs)
491
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,126
pastry pete:
Welcome, everyone,
492
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:49,911
to the kickoff of the inaugural
493
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:53,681
pastry pete mentorship program
for young female chefs.
494
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,883
As a vanguard, an icon,
495
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:59,303
a legend in baking
and male feminism,
496
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:02,974
I asked myself, "pastry pete,
how can young women benefit
497
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:06,694
from your gigantic...
Expertise?"
498
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,312
hey, you there.
499
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:11,599
Tell the audience what
made you apply to this program.
500
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:13,317
I just graduated
from culinary school.
501
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,603
I'm broke, and I'm hungry
all the time.
502
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:20,741
Don't worry. I've got plenty of
fresh, hot baguettes for you.
503
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,193
Oh, okay.
(chuckles nervously)
504
00:19:22,278 --> 00:19:24,495
-(groans)
-(phone rings, beeps)
505
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:26,364
-hello?
-Bertie songthrush?
506
00:19:26,449 --> 00:19:27,782
You again.
507
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,584
Could I confirm a quote
for this article...
508
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,369
No, you could absolutely not.
509
00:19:31,454 --> 00:19:32,954
You are a bad friend.
510
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:35,739
...About wintersalads being
a highlight of yeast week?
511
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:38,876
And winter crediting you
with that success.
512
00:19:38,962 --> 00:19:40,545
No. Well... What?
513
00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:44,966
I quote, "bertie songthrush
came up with the brilliant idea,
514
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:47,251
"executed it with ingenuity,
515
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:50,771
and I'm proud to have her
in the wintersnacks family."
516
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,107
that's... So nice.
517
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:55,943
-I know, right? I'm a nice lady.
-(phone beeps)
518
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,813
did you give that quote
before or after our fight?
519
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,365
-After.
-That's even nicer.
520
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:04,435
And now, I'll bring up
my co-mentor,
521
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:08,539
or, as I'd like to call her,
a wo-mentor.
522
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:09,991
(chuckles) after all,
523
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,210
what kind of mentor
to young women would I be
524
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:15,963
if I, a man, hogged all
the mentoring to myself?
525
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:19,450
That's why I, pastry pete,
have partnered up
526
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,837
with chef winter garcia.
527
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,455
(seagull squawks)
528
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,957
you'd better hurry,
your thingy is being
529
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,459
launched up there without you.
530
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,511
I thought about it,
and you know what?
531
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:31,862
(bleep) him.
532
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:35,616
Well, seems like
chef garcia can't make it.
533
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:39,770
I guess I'm the only chef
that cares about women.
534
00:20:39,856 --> 00:20:41,489
I'm still thinking about
what you said.
535
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,191
About giving my name
to help clean his.
536
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,310
So you... Agree?
537
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,945
No. I don't know.
538
00:20:48,031 --> 00:20:49,313
It's complicated.
539
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,449
But you were brave
to bring it up to me,
540
00:20:51,534 --> 00:20:53,000
face-to-face.
541
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,453
Maybe I don't know everything
about people your age.
542
00:20:55,538 --> 00:20:56,954
That's okay.
543
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,873
I know it's because you're old
and have dementia.
544
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,508
(chuckles)
545
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:04,178
furthermore, it is my belief
that anything a man can do,
546
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:07,598
a woman can do
after being taught by a man.
547
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:09,467
(grunts)
548
00:21:09,552 --> 00:21:11,502
this guy is a duck killer.
549
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,688
He tried to kill my duck and me!
550
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:17,141
Okay, not me, but still.
551
00:21:17,226 --> 00:21:18,676
Girls, get on the duck.
552
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,311
This gross man can't help you.
553
00:21:20,396 --> 00:21:22,846
This is an emergency
e-quack-uation.
554
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,116
I'm e-quack-uating you.
555
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:27,485
She's ejaculating us?
556
00:21:27,570 --> 00:21:28,486
All right.
557
00:21:28,571 --> 00:21:29,853
Ahoy, ducky!
558
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,822
Yah!
559
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:36,077
Wow. What a happy ending.
560
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:37,795
She'll teach them to bake.
561
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,131
No, she won't.
562
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:43,334
Can I go home?
563
00:21:43,419 --> 00:21:44,535
Not yet.
564
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,870
These women need guidance
and confidence, speckle.
565
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,339
Say no more.
566
00:21:49,592 --> 00:21:52,893
Just press your foot down,
one at a time, on top of him.
567
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,729
It may feel uncomfortable
and cruel at first,
568
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:57,565
but soon, you'll see that
cruelty is very empowering.
569
00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:58,566
(groans)
570
00:21:58,685 --> 00:21:59,900
(chuckles forcefully)
571
00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,019
you're-you're all doing great.
572
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:03,988
Don't worry about a thing.
573
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,724
A-anything I can do
to be supportive.
574
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,392
It hurts so good.
575
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:09,894
(coughing)
576
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,662
e baking it up ♪
577
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:14,932
♪ baking it up tonight ♪
578
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:17,635
♪ we're baking it up,
we're baking it up ♪
579
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:20,237
♪ we're baking it up ♪
580
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,940
♪ and it feels all right ♪
581
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:26,143
♪ we're baking it up,
we're baking it up ♪
582
00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:30,114
♪ oh, I want you
to bake me there ♪
583
00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:31,949
♪ bake it all night ♪
584
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:34,018
♪ it's just not fair ♪
585
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,187
♪ we're baking it up ♪
586
00:22:36,289 --> 00:22:39,256
♪ baking it up tonight. ♪
587
00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:41,258
bertie:
This is bertie. Leave a message.
588
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:43,260
-(beeps)
-bertie, just
buzzing your mobile
589
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:45,396
to ask when you're planning
to return from your sabbatical.
590
00:22:45,481 --> 00:22:47,198
No rush, we're keeping your desk
nice and warm
591
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:49,367
for you here at conde nest.
(chuckles)
592
00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:50,901
(groans)
593
00:22:50,987 --> 00:22:53,571
(dogs barking)