1 00:00:02,670 --> 00:00:04,570 ♪ baking, baking, baking, baking ♪ 2 00:00:04,655 --> 00:00:05,688 ♪ baking, baking, baking, baking ♪ 3 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:07,439 ♪ break out the pans ♪ 4 00:00:07,525 --> 00:00:08,907 ♪ sift all the flour ♪ 5 00:00:08,993 --> 00:00:10,659 ♪ yeast week is here ♪ 6 00:00:10,778 --> 00:00:12,194 ♪ this is the hour ♪ 7 00:00:13,748 --> 00:00:15,247 ♪ frost all those cakes ♪ 8 00:00:15,332 --> 00:00:16,615 ♪ get dough to rise ♪ 9 00:00:16,701 --> 00:00:17,833 ♪ this is my chance ♪ 10 00:00:17,952 --> 00:00:19,451 ♪ a kingdom of pies ♪ 11 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:22,588 ♪ yeast week is here again ♪ 12 00:00:22,673 --> 00:00:24,089 ♪ baking, baking, baking, baking ♪ 13 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:27,493 ♪ baking, baking, baking, bake... ♪ 14 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:31,180 ♪ I'm back to bake another week ♪ 15 00:00:31,298 --> 00:00:33,465 ♪ the floor is mine, my tool is yeast ♪ 16 00:00:33,551 --> 00:00:35,634 ♪ and much like bread, now I shall rise ♪ 17 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:38,103 ♪ 'cause I'm not one to compromise ♪ 18 00:00:38,189 --> 00:00:39,972 ♪ I'm here again to do my best ♪ 19 00:00:40,057 --> 00:00:42,274 ♪ stressed to impress another chef ♪ 20 00:00:42,359 --> 00:00:44,393 ♪ I don't care 'cause I don't bake ♪ 21 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:46,979 ♪ but of the treats, sure, I'll partake ♪ 22 00:00:47,732 --> 00:00:49,481 ♪ we're ready to serve ♪ 23 00:00:49,567 --> 00:00:50,949 ♪ the baked goods are hot ♪ 24 00:00:51,052 --> 00:00:52,618 ♪ come eat our wares ♪ 25 00:00:52,703 --> 00:00:53,986 ♪ bird town's the spot ♪ 26 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:56,872 ♪ yeast week is here again ♪ 27 00:00:56,991 --> 00:01:00,042 ♪ yeast week, tell all your friends ♪ 28 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:01,744 ♪ baking, baking, baking, baking ♪ 29 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:03,495 ♪ baking, baking, baking, baking. ♪ 30 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:05,998 well, I'm going back to sleep. 31 00:01:06,083 --> 00:01:08,217 Wake me up when there's treats to eat. 32 00:01:08,335 --> 00:01:10,135 ♪ tuca and bertie and tuca and bertie and bertie and tuca ♪ 33 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,737 ♪ and tuca and bertie, tuca and bertie ♪ 34 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:13,672 ♪ tu-tu-tuca ♪ 35 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:16,341 -♪ tuca ♪ -♪ and bertie. ♪ 36 00:01:16,427 --> 00:01:18,644 (vocalizing) 37 00:01:25,269 --> 00:01:27,719 all right, bertie, are you ready to introduce 38 00:01:27,822 --> 00:01:29,387 these wintersalads to the world? 39 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:30,722 Oh, I'm ready. 40 00:01:30,825 --> 00:01:32,441 -(beating rapidly) -oh, my god. Oh, my god! 41 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:34,243 This is happening! 42 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:37,529 (muffled): Oh. My. God! 43 00:01:37,615 --> 00:01:38,947 Do you think this needs... 44 00:01:39,066 --> 00:01:40,833 Cake pop tomatoes? A lychee egg? 45 00:01:40,918 --> 00:01:44,169 3,000 candied orange zest "carrots"? 46 00:01:44,255 --> 00:01:45,370 Cake pop tomatoes. 47 00:01:45,456 --> 00:01:46,571 You got it, boss. 48 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:48,257 -(phone chimes) -ah, shit. 49 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:51,293 A study just found that jammy beans are the new cigarettes. 50 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:54,263 I'm on it. (grunting) 51 00:01:56,851 --> 00:01:59,885 (grunts) just say no to jammy beans. 52 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:04,773 (crowd clamoring) 53 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:06,859 five minutes before the savage horde breaks through 54 00:02:06,944 --> 00:02:08,443 and ransacks these aisles, 55 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:11,396 leaving nothing behind but wrappers and excrement. 56 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:13,115 (sighs) 57 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:14,950 (clears throat) 58 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:16,318 (groans) 59 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:18,153 mm, mm. Mm! 60 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:19,938 Ah... 61 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,874 Ooh! 62 00:02:21,959 --> 00:02:23,492 -(flatulence sound effect) -ew. 63 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,377 Both: Ew! 64 00:02:25,462 --> 00:02:27,963 People actually buy those, can you believe it? 65 00:02:28,082 --> 00:02:29,464 They're animals. 66 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:30,949 People are (bleep) animals. 67 00:02:31,051 --> 00:02:33,752 (groans) that danish looks like it's sweating. 68 00:02:33,838 --> 00:02:37,122 Leave it to pete to bake a pastry in his own image: 69 00:02:37,224 --> 00:02:38,757 Sweaty and full of shit. 70 00:02:38,843 --> 00:02:40,008 (scoffs) am I right? 71 00:02:40,127 --> 00:02:41,560 Boy, did he go basic with this one. 72 00:02:41,645 --> 00:02:44,263 It's such a normie idea of "artisanal." 73 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:47,232 yeah, well, you know, normies like my stuff, too. 74 00:02:48,185 --> 00:02:50,269 (clamoring) 75 00:02:51,822 --> 00:02:54,606 all right, songthrush, let's do this. 76 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:57,309 The savage horde. 77 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:59,778 They're here for us. 78 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:02,831 -(duck quacking) -(humming) 79 00:03:04,668 --> 00:03:06,318 wow! What is happening? 80 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:10,923 Oh, tuca! This sick duck is all healed up, and now she's wild. 81 00:03:11,008 --> 00:03:12,341 How did things get so bad? 82 00:03:12,459 --> 00:03:14,960 I must've spoiled it too much. I don't know. 83 00:03:15,045 --> 00:03:16,762 I gave her everything she wanted, 84 00:03:16,847 --> 00:03:18,680 including a brand-new sports car, 85 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,799 -(quacks) -which she stomped on 86 00:03:20,885 --> 00:03:23,001 because it was the wrong color. 87 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:24,803 (cries) 88 00:03:24,889 --> 00:03:26,688 now she's unrideable! 89 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:29,224 Lawrie, how many times I told you, 90 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:31,944 if you have too much money, just give it to me. 91 00:03:32,029 --> 00:03:33,896 Stop pouring it into these ducks. 92 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:37,316 I'm gonna have to sell her to a (bleep) duck rodeo. 93 00:03:37,401 --> 00:03:39,368 -(whoops) -wait. 94 00:03:39,486 --> 00:03:40,986 ♪ ♪ 95 00:03:41,071 --> 00:03:42,204 (quacks) 96 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:45,123 don't sell her. 97 00:03:45,209 --> 00:03:47,326 -I can tame her. -Tuca, no! 98 00:03:47,411 --> 00:03:49,878 That's what everyone thinks about wild animals. 99 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:52,697 Just because they feel a special connection, 100 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,584 the beast will trust them and let itself be tamed. 101 00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:57,035 (whoops) 102 00:03:57,137 --> 00:04:00,239 uh-huh. Yeah. A special connection. 103 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:08,764 Oh, thank you! Have a nice day! 104 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:11,316 People love these salads. 105 00:04:11,402 --> 00:04:13,568 Yeah, I want to tweak a couple of things. 106 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,404 That candied tuna was a miss. 107 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:18,824 Sorry. I was really out to "sea" on that one. 108 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:21,109 But hey, the cheesecake eggs went over easy. 109 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:23,245 -(phone rings, beeps) -hello? 110 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:26,081 Bertie songthrush, I'm calling from breadline 111 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,784 for a quote about pastry pete's yeast week comeback. 112 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,235 -What? -What are 113 00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:32,371 your thoughts on him launching a new bakery 114 00:04:32,456 --> 00:04:35,374 and starting a female mentorship program? 115 00:04:35,459 --> 00:04:37,759 Ugh. The only thing grosser than pastry pete 116 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:39,294 are his sweaty-ass desserts. 117 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:41,579 Some people want to separate the art from the artist. 118 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:43,715 Well, I want to separate this chef from his kitchen. 119 00:04:43,801 --> 00:04:46,301 I mean, his stuff is so basic. 120 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:47,636 Even chef winter says so. 121 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:50,389 Chef winter garcia said that?! 122 00:04:50,474 --> 00:04:51,940 -Uh... -Wowza! 123 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:53,775 -(typing) -I got me a headline for breadline, 124 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,927 and it's right before my deadline. 125 00:04:56,030 --> 00:04:58,113 That was all off the record, right? 126 00:04:58,232 --> 00:05:01,099 That was just me, popping off as, uh, your friend. 127 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,318 I'm a reporter, my only friends are 128 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:05,988 -the truth and getting laid off. -(phone beeps) 129 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:08,240 (groans) 130 00:05:10,494 --> 00:05:12,294 bertie, this is mr. Birdily, 131 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:14,880 the owner of the biggest grocery chain in bird town. 132 00:05:14,965 --> 00:05:18,000 And the second largest in grocery town. 133 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,668 I was just telling winter, 134 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:24,122 I think these little salads will sell great at our stores. 135 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:26,641 Yeah, normies will love them. 136 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,260 Am I right, winter? Eh? 137 00:05:28,345 --> 00:05:30,929 Well, we would never refer to our customers that way. 138 00:05:31,015 --> 00:05:34,132 -We call them "complexies." -of course. 139 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:36,801 Uh... 140 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:38,854 -(quacking) -stop. 141 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:40,939 Stop. I said stop! 142 00:05:41,025 --> 00:05:43,191 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 143 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:44,776 (gasps) 144 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:46,862 what's the problem? 145 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,330 I thought we had a connection. 146 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:50,082 -(quacks) -whoa! 147 00:05:50,167 --> 00:05:51,483 (grunts) 148 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:52,868 -(quacks) -(cries out) 149 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:54,503 -(groans, shrieks) -(quacks) 150 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:57,155 need some help? 151 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:58,990 Speckle, what are you doing here? 152 00:05:59,093 --> 00:06:01,710 Isn't your office all the way in the nerd district? 153 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:03,345 Who let you into coolsville? 154 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:04,513 I came to get a hot dog. 155 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:06,765 And the coolsville keymaster owed me a favor. 156 00:06:06,850 --> 00:06:07,766 (clicks tongue) 157 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,667 take it sleazy, speck-o. 158 00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:13,271 Man, they're just letting anyone into coolsville these days. 159 00:06:13,357 --> 00:06:15,807 Someone ought to do something about that. 160 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:19,177 Someone like... 161 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,446 So, I saw you're having duck problems. 162 00:06:21,532 --> 00:06:24,349 Oh, yeah. She won't listen to a word I say. 163 00:06:24,451 --> 00:06:25,367 Maybe I can help. 164 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:27,018 I'm actually really good with ducks 165 00:06:27,121 --> 00:06:29,571 because I had a ton of duck brothers in college. 166 00:06:30,541 --> 00:06:33,708 I was in an all-duck fraternity, delta delta goose. 167 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:36,661 Ddg! Theta chapter, what?! 168 00:06:37,414 --> 00:06:39,998 The brothers tapped me because I was really good at waddling. 169 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,917 I say, dd what? 170 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:45,220 Ddg! Theta chapter represent. 171 00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:47,372 Whose feathers are fine as hell? 172 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:50,041 Our feathers, our feathers, well! 173 00:06:50,144 --> 00:06:52,394 Delta delta goose is here to say, 174 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:55,313 yo, we be looking this good every day. 175 00:06:55,399 --> 00:06:58,517 And we're the only frat that gets all a's. 176 00:06:59,486 --> 00:07:01,486 Speckle, this is hard for me to say, 177 00:07:01,572 --> 00:07:03,321 but this is the first time 178 00:07:03,407 --> 00:07:06,408 that I'm proud to call you my friend's 179 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:08,076 current boyfriend. 180 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:09,694 -Bertie! -Uh... 181 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:11,746 Did you give a quote for this breadline article? 182 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:13,064 -It's really... -I'm sorry. 183 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:15,667 That quote was taken out of context, 184 00:07:15,752 --> 00:07:17,702 and the context is... 185 00:07:17,788 --> 00:07:18,787 I'm an idiot! 186 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:20,505 Don't listen to anything I say! 187 00:07:20,591 --> 00:07:22,240 Oh, I was gonna say that it's funny. 188 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:24,092 You roasted pastry pete at the perfect temperature 189 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:26,428 -for the right amount of time. -Funny? 190 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:28,463 Well, I'm also really sorry for saying "normies" 191 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:29,764 in front of mr. Birdily. 192 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:33,185 Well, mr. Birdily is easily wounded by that word. 193 00:07:33,270 --> 00:07:35,637 (whispers): He's a fifth-generation normie. 194 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:37,222 Try not to do it again, 195 00:07:37,307 --> 00:07:39,024 or do-- I don't care-- but just not in front of him. 196 00:07:39,109 --> 00:07:41,359 Yeah. I-I got that. 197 00:07:41,445 --> 00:07:43,278 That's what I like about you. Quick study. 198 00:07:43,397 --> 00:07:45,147 Now, why don't you take the rest of the day off. 199 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:47,649 Go enjoy the yeast week festivities. 200 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:49,067 Yes, chef. 201 00:07:49,153 --> 00:07:51,820 ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 202 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:54,656 ♪ I'm a working girl ♪ 203 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:57,576 -(sighs) -♪ ooh ♪ 204 00:07:57,661 --> 00:07:59,127 ♪ ooh, ooh ♪ 205 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:01,913 ♪ I'm a working girl ♪ 206 00:08:02,666 --> 00:08:04,132 (applause) 207 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:06,585 ♪ wake up in the morning ♪ 208 00:08:06,670 --> 00:08:08,837 ♪ it's so real. ♪ 209 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:10,955 nope. Too far. 210 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:12,307 Huh. 211 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:20,265 (gasps) 212 00:08:22,653 --> 00:08:24,069 quack, quack? 213 00:08:24,154 --> 00:08:26,988 ♪ ♪ 214 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:29,608 (cries out) 215 00:08:31,528 --> 00:08:35,113 yep, I reckon this is a mighty tough gal, all right. 216 00:08:35,199 --> 00:08:36,581 Speckle, I got it! 217 00:08:36,667 --> 00:08:37,866 The duck is afraid. 218 00:08:37,984 --> 00:08:40,702 When I'm afraid, I kick stuff, too. 219 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:42,287 -Boo...! -(screams) 220 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:43,088 (grunts) 221 00:08:43,173 --> 00:08:44,923 ah! So pricey. 222 00:08:45,008 --> 00:08:46,341 -(grunts) -(doors chime) 223 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:48,176 hey, tuca. Are you ready to go to the movies? 224 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:49,494 -(screams) -eek! 225 00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:50,662 (objects clatter) 226 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,330 she lacks confidence, speckle. 227 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:53,765 We need to boost her bravado 228 00:08:53,850 --> 00:08:56,384 until she has the audacity of a healthy duck. 229 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:57,469 But how? 230 00:08:57,554 --> 00:09:00,105 ♪ ♪ 231 00:09:00,190 --> 00:09:01,673 tuca, step on me. 232 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,108 I'd love to, 233 00:09:03,193 --> 00:09:04,526 but let's focus on this duck for one minute. 234 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:07,362 No, no, tuca. Ducks are hierarchical. 235 00:09:07,481 --> 00:09:10,181 They maintain a pecking order with dominance and aggression. 236 00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:11,866 It may look cruel from the outside, 237 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:13,851 because it is. 238 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,036 It's absolutely brutal. 239 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:17,372 (quacking) 240 00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:19,991 oh! 241 00:09:20,077 --> 00:09:21,693 So, ducky is the dork of her crew. 242 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,027 Yes, we need to show ducky 243 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,579 she's not the lowest-ranking duck here. 244 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:27,031 I can to it, tuca. I can be bottom duck. 245 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:29,968 Step on me and show ducky who's not boss. 246 00:09:30,053 --> 00:09:31,469 -Okay. -Yeah. 247 00:09:31,555 --> 00:09:33,588 (grunting): Yeah. Yeah. 248 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:34,839 Treat me like a doormat. 249 00:09:34,925 --> 00:09:36,224 This is fun. 250 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:38,176 Your body has such a great stomp feel. 251 00:09:38,262 --> 00:09:39,561 -(grunts) -(groans) 252 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,813 thank... You. 253 00:09:41,898 --> 00:09:44,382 Come on. Give it a try. 254 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:45,934 (quacks) 255 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:47,819 (grunting): Ah! Awesome! 256 00:09:47,904 --> 00:09:49,187 Yes! 257 00:09:49,273 --> 00:09:50,555 -That's right. More. -(speckle groaning) 258 00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:51,856 we're doing it, speckle. 259 00:09:51,942 --> 00:09:54,759 (groans) it's all good. 260 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:59,297 ♪ ♪ 261 00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:01,683 (rattling) 262 00:10:04,721 --> 00:10:07,505 I asked myself, "pete, should you also have a woman mentor 263 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:09,608 "in your women's mentorship program 264 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:10,775 to mentor women?" 265 00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:12,777 it took several days of soul-searching, 266 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:14,112 and the answer was no. 267 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:15,614 But then, for optics reasons, 268 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,449 I was forced to make it a yes. 269 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,484 Ah. Well, I'm honored. 270 00:10:19,569 --> 00:10:21,519 Splendid. So we have a deal? 271 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,038 You sugar my cookies, pete, 272 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:24,355 and I'll dust yours with cinnamon. 273 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,374 I'll be at the launch with you tomorrow, 274 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,209 and I'll look fabulous as always. 275 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,962 -I love it when a woman puts in effort. -(chuckles) 276 00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:32,714 you are such a bad penguin. 277 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,633 (chuckle): I know, I'm the worst. 278 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:37,168 I heard bertie songthrush is in your kitchen. 279 00:10:37,254 --> 00:10:39,304 Word of advice? 280 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,039 These younger wannabe chefs, 281 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,475 the minute they're unhappy, they run to social media 282 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,510 and try to destroy everything you've built. 283 00:10:45,595 --> 00:10:47,378 Watch out for that bertie. 284 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:48,980 Thanks for the tip. 285 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:51,483 ♪ ♪ 286 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:04,079 ♪ tuca and speckle and ducky day ♪ 287 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,897 (sips) oh, it's too hot. 288 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,749 Whoa. 289 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:11,036 Look at all of this submission and obedience. 290 00:11:11,121 --> 00:11:13,338 -(quacking) -woo-hoo! 291 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,907 (sobs quietly) 292 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,625 so majestic. 293 00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:20,178 Ducky, jump through that hoop. 294 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:22,413 -Go up that ramp. -(quacking) 295 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,766 ducky, do your taxes. 296 00:11:26,636 --> 00:11:27,852 Whoa! 297 00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:28,970 Oh, so good! 298 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,139 (applause) 299 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:33,391 welcome to the grand opening 300 00:11:33,477 --> 00:11:36,478 of my newest and largest patisserie. 301 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:39,314 At first, the engineers said I had to build the building 302 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:44,369 out of building, but I thought, why not do something iconic? 303 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:47,271 I present to you bird town's first building 304 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,375 to be made entirely out of bread! 305 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:53,244 (cheering) 306 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,048 ♪ ♪ 307 00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:59,250 (siren wailing) 308 00:12:00,003 --> 00:12:01,386 h-help! 309 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:04,005 (crying): I'm a sandwich. 310 00:12:05,175 --> 00:12:08,292 Oh, man, that was super hilarious. 311 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,961 Really fun to watch it all go down. 312 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,397 Well, I'll tell you what your problem is. 313 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,298 This building got eaten by a duck. 314 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,068 Eaten by a duck. I swear to god. 315 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:19,470 Who is responsible for this? 316 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,489 Oh, (bleep) me! What happened? 317 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:24,242 This store was going to be the headquarters 318 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:27,045 of my new female mentorship program. 319 00:12:27,130 --> 00:12:28,546 This mallard is a menace. 320 00:12:28,632 --> 00:12:31,299 It must be sent to the pillow factory at once. 321 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,751 Do it... 322 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,085 Uh, for women! 323 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,037 No. You can't take ducky. 324 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,539 Duckina is innocent. 325 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,958 Ah, wait. Duckaren? Ah. 326 00:12:40,043 --> 00:12:41,292 I haven't settled on a name yet. 327 00:12:41,378 --> 00:12:43,928 Maybe pasty pete's right, tuca-toots. 328 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,163 She's out of control! 329 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,714 Yes, the only restitution is 330 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:49,500 if my pillows personally come from that duck's carcass. 331 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:53,138 I demand to sleep on death! 332 00:12:53,223 --> 00:12:55,056 Come here. (grunts) 333 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,674 you'll never take her. 334 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,810 Speckle, we're starting a protest. 335 00:12:58,895 --> 00:12:59,978 (gasps) are we? 336 00:13:00,063 --> 00:13:02,113 'cause I was hoping to head home. 337 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,448 Tie us to the duck, speckle. 338 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,650 That rope looks real itchy. 339 00:13:05,735 --> 00:13:07,518 Speckle, the hierarchy is me, the duck, 340 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,287 the itchy rope and then you. 341 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,489 -You got to do what I say. -Mm-hmm. 342 00:13:11,575 --> 00:13:15,660 Okay. All right, okay. Mm... 343 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,213 Winter: Good morning. 344 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:22,033 I hope you're ready for our long tour de fronds today. 345 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,384 (chuckles softly) 346 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,920 fronds as in leaves. 347 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:29,724 Leaves as in salad, salad as in wintersalads. 348 00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:30,925 What's the matter, bertie? 349 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,594 Normally you love corny wordplay. 350 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:33,895 I'm pandering to your tastes, 351 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,597 and you're leaving me high and dry. 352 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:38,716 I... Heard you're working with pastry pete 353 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:41,269 on that mentorship program. 354 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:42,904 It's just so... 355 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,072 Disappointing. 356 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,741 Ah, your first disappointment. 357 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,560 -Cherish it. -We need to talk about this. 358 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,079 Fine, but let's talk on the go. 359 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,914 We've got a packed schedule, and we're running late 360 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,065 to birdily wirdily. 361 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,501 Such a stupid name for a grocery store. 362 00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:59,087 ♪ birdly wirdly! ♪ 363 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,406 announcer: "a great name for a grocery store." 364 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,141 why pastry pete? 365 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:06,377 Was the world's largest pile of trash not available? 366 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:07,645 This was a business decision, bertie. 367 00:14:07,731 --> 00:14:09,047 It's not personal. 368 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,465 Business is personal. 369 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:14,102 We're people, and it's very personal to me. 370 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,803 Here you go. Enjoy a sample. 371 00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:17,388 Thank you for trying wintersalads. 372 00:14:17,474 --> 00:14:19,307 I look up to you, winter. 373 00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:21,059 I mean, y-you're my idol. 374 00:14:21,144 --> 00:14:22,593 That's not my problem. 375 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,195 You've projected all of these expectations onto me 376 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:26,564 just because I'm further along in my career than you, 377 00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:27,866 but I'm just some lady. 378 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,767 I didn't ask to be fawned over. 379 00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:32,570 Oh, my god! Are you winter garcia? 380 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,205 Will you sign my cake? 381 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,124 I-I'm such a big fawn! 382 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:37,775 (laughs) yes, that's me. 383 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,780 I just think you should reconsider. 384 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:45,667 See, your problem is you see the world in black and white. 385 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,252 People are either good or bad. 386 00:14:47,337 --> 00:14:49,387 They're either your perfect idol, up on a pedestal, 387 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:50,672 or they're completely evil, 388 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,290 and they don't deserve to live anymore. 389 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,676 -(beating rapidly) -she has a point! 390 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,929 You have a very binary worldview! 391 00:14:58,014 --> 00:15:00,064 (screams) 392 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,734 in your mind, everyone who ever grabs your feathers at work 393 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,520 is a dangerous pervert who should go to jail forever. 394 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:09,107 Why would anyone need to grab my feathers at work? 395 00:15:09,192 --> 00:15:10,441 Hmm. 396 00:15:10,527 --> 00:15:12,644 -(beating steadily) -hmm. 397 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,696 And don't go posting everything I say 398 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:17,982 in some angry rant on birdster about how toxic I am. 399 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,334 What? I would never! 400 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,869 Also, no one uses birdster anymore. 401 00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:24,088 Yeah, actually, the cool new app is clipclop, 402 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,507 which was originally made so that horses at horse college 403 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,259 could judge other horses. 404 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:29,627 Now it's popular with all species, 405 00:15:29,713 --> 00:15:30,929 and the government uses it 406 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:33,047 to track and control our elections. 407 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,515 Ha. 408 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,686 Sorry. I'll just stick to saying almost nothing 409 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,271 for days at a time. 410 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:44,142 Do you think I'd have gotten this far in my career 411 00:15:44,227 --> 00:15:46,444 if I'd cried every time I felt a pair of 412 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,313 saggy bird balls on my shoulder? 413 00:15:48,398 --> 00:15:50,815 Because boris sourdough thought it would be funny 414 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,734 to haze the only woman in his kitchen? 415 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,536 I, uh... Wow. Are you okay? 416 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,021 I'm not a victim, bertie. 417 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,157 I've had to put up with a hundred pastry petes. 418 00:15:59,242 --> 00:16:01,542 Uh, but pete's just using you to legitimize himself. 419 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:05,163 And by working with him, you're reinforcing that he's powerful. 420 00:16:05,248 --> 00:16:07,365 Partnering with him is going to expand my platform 421 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,385 and help boost wintersnacks to the next level. 422 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:11,836 What part of that doesn't jive 423 00:16:11,921 --> 00:16:13,871 with your female empowerment crusade? 424 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,223 -(beating rapidly) -oh... 425 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:16,474 Say you're sorry, bertie. 426 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,059 I don't want to fight. Apologize! 427 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,561 You're going to lose your dream job, bertie! 428 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,046 (sighs) 429 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,349 you've dealt with a hundred pastry petes 430 00:16:24,434 --> 00:16:25,984 and none of them got to you? 431 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,519 You came out of that gauntlet of dicks 432 00:16:28,605 --> 00:16:31,055 with no lasting damage whatsoever? 433 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,073 I'm a chef. 434 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,775 Burns and scars are part of the job. 435 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,559 So, we both agree this is toxic bullshit, 436 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,396 but you believe every young chef should be forced to endure it, 437 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,399 and toughen up, because that's easier than changing 438 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,117 a messed-up system, right? 439 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,620 That's right. I am tough. 440 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,738 Your generation is so soft and helpless, 441 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,841 no resiliency whatsoever. 442 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,343 You all just want a mommy to wipe your ass for you. 443 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,512 Now, can you open up my phone and block yourself 444 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:55,797 on social media? 445 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:56,964 Because I don't know how to do that. 446 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,933 -(grunts) -(phone keys beeping) 447 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,919 there. 448 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:06,140 Now, now, tuca. Just let the duck go. 449 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,526 Sometimes when you can't get your ducks in order, 450 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,278 that's on the duck. 451 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,896 So, you just gonna give up 452 00:17:11,981 --> 00:17:14,265 on every worker who eats a building, huh? 453 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,566 Huh, lawrie? 454 00:17:15,652 --> 00:17:16,784 This duck has value. 455 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,820 This duck has talent, 456 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,322 and I'm going to show you. 457 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,774 I say, dd what? 458 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,277 Ddg! Theta chapter represent! 459 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,379 Tuca: I say, dd who? 460 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,614 Speckle: Ddg! You know who! 461 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,717 Whose feet are webbed as hell? 462 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:35,002 Tuca and speckle: This ducky, this ducky, well! 463 00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:37,138 (quacking) 464 00:17:41,010 --> 00:17:43,394 -(chuckles) -what did I tell you, lawrie? 465 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,646 Oh, tuca, you did it! 466 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,432 You've trained my wildest duck. 467 00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:51,436 Oh, man. This duck is gonna make me so much money! 468 00:17:51,521 --> 00:17:52,854 And then I'm gonna spend that money 469 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:56,274 on even wilder and sicker ducks! 470 00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:58,743 It's a bad idea for me to have money, tuca! 471 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,863 (laughing) 472 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,583 oh, boy! 473 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,335 (bertie grunting) 474 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:10,821 ah... 475 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,340 I needed these. 476 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:13,925 I think I'm done here, jamie. 477 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,711 I thought this was my dream job for my dream boss, 478 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,212 but I was just being naive. 479 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,631 You know, I can tell the general shape of people, 480 00:18:20,717 --> 00:18:22,683 and you're not shaped like a quitter. 481 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,002 Aw, jamie. 482 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,670 You're shaped like a mini fridge. 483 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:27,772 Um... 484 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,807 And mini fridges don't quit, 485 00:18:29,893 --> 00:18:31,192 but they do break down. 486 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,010 And that's what I like about you, bertie. 487 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,862 Every day is a new breakdown. 488 00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:37,014 -Okay, jamie. -(swallows) 489 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,150 ♪ ♪ 490 00:18:45,575 --> 00:18:46,857 (sighs) 491 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,126 pastry pete: Welcome, everyone, 492 00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:49,911 to the kickoff of the inaugural 493 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:53,681 pastry pete mentorship program for young female chefs. 494 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,883 As a vanguard, an icon, 495 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:59,303 a legend in baking and male feminism, 496 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:02,974 I asked myself, "pastry pete, how can young women benefit 497 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:06,694 from your gigantic... Expertise?" 498 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,312 hey, you there. 499 00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:11,599 Tell the audience what made you apply to this program. 500 00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:13,317 I just graduated from culinary school. 501 00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,603 I'm broke, and I'm hungry all the time. 502 00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:20,741 Don't worry. I've got plenty of fresh, hot baguettes for you. 503 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,193 Oh, okay. (chuckles nervously) 504 00:19:22,278 --> 00:19:24,495 -(groans) -(phone rings, beeps) 505 00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:26,364 -hello? -Bertie songthrush? 506 00:19:26,449 --> 00:19:27,782 You again. 507 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,584 Could I confirm a quote for this article... 508 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,369 No, you could absolutely not. 509 00:19:31,454 --> 00:19:32,954 You are a bad friend. 510 00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:35,739 ...About wintersalads being a highlight of yeast week? 511 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:38,876 And winter crediting you with that success. 512 00:19:38,962 --> 00:19:40,545 No. Well... What? 513 00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:44,966 I quote, "bertie songthrush came up with the brilliant idea, 514 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:47,251 "executed it with ingenuity, 515 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:50,771 and I'm proud to have her in the wintersnacks family." 516 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,107 that's... So nice. 517 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:55,943 -I know, right? I'm a nice lady. -(phone beeps) 518 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,813 did you give that quote before or after our fight? 519 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,365 -After. -That's even nicer. 520 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:04,435 And now, I'll bring up my co-mentor, 521 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:08,539 or, as I'd like to call her, a wo-mentor. 522 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:09,991 (chuckles) after all, 523 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,210 what kind of mentor to young women would I be 524 00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:15,963 if I, a man, hogged all the mentoring to myself? 525 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:19,450 That's why I, pastry pete, have partnered up 526 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,837 with chef winter garcia. 527 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,455 (seagull squawks) 528 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,957 you'd better hurry, your thingy is being 529 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,459 launched up there without you. 530 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,511 I thought about it, and you know what? 531 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:31,862 (bleep) him. 532 00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:35,616 Well, seems like chef garcia can't make it. 533 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:39,770 I guess I'm the only chef that cares about women. 534 00:20:39,856 --> 00:20:41,489 I'm still thinking about what you said. 535 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,191 About giving my name to help clean his. 536 00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,310 So you... Agree? 537 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,945 No. I don't know. 538 00:20:48,031 --> 00:20:49,313 It's complicated. 539 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,449 But you were brave to bring it up to me, 540 00:20:51,534 --> 00:20:53,000 face-to-face. 541 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,453 Maybe I don't know everything about people your age. 542 00:20:55,538 --> 00:20:56,954 That's okay. 543 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,873 I know it's because you're old and have dementia. 544 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,508 (chuckles) 545 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:04,178 furthermore, it is my belief that anything a man can do, 546 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:07,598 a woman can do after being taught by a man. 547 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:09,467 (grunts) 548 00:21:09,552 --> 00:21:11,502 this guy is a duck killer. 549 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,688 He tried to kill my duck and me! 550 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:17,141 Okay, not me, but still. 551 00:21:17,226 --> 00:21:18,676 Girls, get on the duck. 552 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,311 This gross man can't help you. 553 00:21:20,396 --> 00:21:22,846 This is an emergency e-quack-uation. 554 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,116 I'm e-quack-uating you. 555 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:27,485 She's ejaculating us? 556 00:21:27,570 --> 00:21:28,486 All right. 557 00:21:28,571 --> 00:21:29,853 Ahoy, ducky! 558 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,822 Yah! 559 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:36,077 Wow. What a happy ending. 560 00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:37,795 She'll teach them to bake. 561 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,131 No, she won't. 562 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:43,334 Can I go home? 563 00:21:43,419 --> 00:21:44,535 Not yet. 564 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,870 These women need guidance and confidence, speckle. 565 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,339 Say no more. 566 00:21:49,592 --> 00:21:52,893 Just press your foot down, one at a time, on top of him. 567 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,729 It may feel uncomfortable and cruel at first, 568 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:57,565 but soon, you'll see that cruelty is very empowering. 569 00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:58,566 (groans) 570 00:21:58,685 --> 00:21:59,900 (chuckles forcefully) 571 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,019 you're-you're all doing great. 572 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:03,988 Don't worry about a thing. 573 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,724 A-anything I can do to be supportive. 574 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,392 It hurts so good. 575 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:09,894 (coughing) 576 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,662 e baking it up ♪ 577 00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:14,932 ♪ baking it up tonight ♪ 578 00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:17,635 ♪ we're baking it up, we're baking it up ♪ 579 00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:20,237 ♪ we're baking it up ♪ 580 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,940 ♪ and it feels all right ♪ 581 00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:26,143 ♪ we're baking it up, we're baking it up ♪ 582 00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:30,114 ♪ oh, I want you to bake me there ♪ 583 00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:31,949 ♪ bake it all night ♪ 584 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:34,018 ♪ it's just not fair ♪ 585 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,187 ♪ we're baking it up ♪ 586 00:22:36,289 --> 00:22:39,256 ♪ baking it up tonight. ♪ 587 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:41,258 bertie: This is bertie. Leave a message. 588 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:43,260 -(beeps) -bertie, just buzzing your mobile 589 00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:45,396 to ask when you're planning to return from your sabbatical. 590 00:22:45,481 --> 00:22:47,198 No rush, we're keeping your desk nice and warm 591 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:49,367 for you here at conde nest. (chuckles) 592 00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:50,901 (groans) 593 00:22:50,987 --> 00:22:53,571 (dogs barking)