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(whimsical music playing)

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Bah! Everyone knows crystals
and plant signs are baloney,

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and the people who believe
in them are empty-headed fools.

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-(rustling)
-Wow.

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This hang is going great.

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I've always been flattered
by my plant sign.

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"Palm Frond."

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Just like me, they're breezy
and go with the flow.

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(shouts)

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How about you, Speckle?

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Do you want to get
your birth chart or tarot done?

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Draca is doing ours

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and it's really fun
and she's hanging out with us,

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she's our actual friend.

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Sorry, I'll be cool.

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Like a palm frond.

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Hmm. I'm with Tuca on this one.

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I know who I am. I'm Speckle.

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-S, for supportive, P, for...
-I'm Tuca.

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T, for tell someone else
about it.

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U, for you need to shut up.

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C, for can it.

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A, for ass.

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-Oh, well.
-Fine. Do me.

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But only because I like doing
the opposite of Speckle.

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Okay, my date of birth,

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the temperature
the day I was born,

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my mom's favorite song
that year...

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There you go.

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This is so stupid.

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It always says
my sign is a "Rose Thorn."

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Not a Rose Thorn.

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Ooh, Tuca.

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You're a "Lily Pad"

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Oh.

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"Lily Pads are impatient,

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with short attentions
spans and..."

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Ugh, I can't read
the rest of this.

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"Lily Pads are impulsive,
the life of the party,

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but might feel intense
loneliness at times."

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Hmm, yeah.
Beneath my clever quips,

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I do contain depths deeper
than you ever could imagine.

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See? This bullshit is fun!

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♪ Tuca and Bertie and Tuca and
Bertie and Bertie and Tuca ♪

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♪ And Tuca and Bertie,
Tuca and Bertie ♪

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♪ Tu-Tu-Tuca ♪

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-♪ Tuca ♪
-♪ And Bertie. ♪

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(vocalizing)

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(rooster crowing)

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♪ Deebee, deebee, wow ♪

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♪ Mr. Good Guy, he's so good ♪

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♪ Doing all the things
that a good guy should ♪

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♪ Mr. Good Guy ♪

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♪ Oh, my, what a good guy ♪

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♪ Mr. Good Good Guy-uy-uy-uy ♪

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♪ Mr. Good Guy ♪

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♪ He's so sweet ♪

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♪ Mr. Good Guy ♪

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♪ Very neat ♪

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♪ Mr. Good Guy, oh, my ♪

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-♪ What a good guy ♪
-(sighs)

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Don't talk to me till Speckle's
brought me my coffee.

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(laugh)
That's so funny.

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Yes, I know.

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This design for your affordable
housing unit is luscious.

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So editorial.
Magazine cover worthy. Oh!

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Thank you. I'm so glad
the people displaced

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by last year's flood don't
have to live in an ugly box.

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We're finally making
something beautiful

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that isn't just for
insecure rich dicks

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who need to overcompensate
for their teeny tiny beaks.

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My ideas are so nice.

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FRANCINE:
We still need approval

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from the Neighborhood
Council Board.

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It's tough getting a sit-down,

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but if anyone can catch up
to them, it's you, Speckle.

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Great.

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(grunting)

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Oh.
(chuckling)

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Is this the neighborhood
council?

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We're going around in circles
in the slowest way possible.

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Of course we're
the neighborhood council.

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Right. I heard
there was a problem

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with my proposed affordable
housing unit?

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Ah, what a beautiful design.

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We noticed you've planned
to include a communal park,

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-open to the public?
-(retches)

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We're not comfortable
with it being

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so open and inviting to,
you know...

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Poor people.
(chuckles)

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They take things.

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Every night they go out
and take things.

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Well, what if...
(gagging)

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Don't tell these people
what you really think

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or this whole plan
will fall apart.

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Ding-dong.

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Ugh.

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Drink buggy!

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(horn honking)

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COUNCIL MEMBERS:
Drink buggy!

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We'll consider your plan
if you include fencing,

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security, and make sure all
the doorbells are also cameras.

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And add a mural celebrating
how nice we are.

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Hmm, I guess the park
would still be open

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for the tenants and they'd
still get affordable housing.

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(cheering)

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(gulping)

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(groans, gulps)
Cheers.

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♪ ♪

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Come on, buddy, sober up.

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Got to draw a straight line

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(shouts)

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Great job convincing
the council, Speckle.

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Who cares about
a little fencing?

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We're making a real work of art.

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Guaranteed magazine cover.

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Yeah. Small compromise.
Totally worth it.

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Hmm, it could be in
Birdchitecture Illustrated

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or Building Boy Monthly.

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♪ ♪

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(humming)

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(sighs)

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CLIFF:
Hey, cool sneakers.

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Don't recognize them.

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You work on this floor?

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Sorry, I thought
this floor was empty.

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CLIFF:
(chuckling) Oh, yeah.

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This is your secret
pooping space.

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You're shit-shy.
Don't worry, I've heard it all.

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(chuckling):
No, I, um...

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usually hold it in
around others at work,

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as a, uh... sign of respect?

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CLIFF:
My man, this is our space.
Let it all out.

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(laughs)
I... uh... Okay.

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(sizzling)

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TUCA:
According to this astrology app,

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Lily Pads thrive
in relationships.

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I got to get
into a relationship, Bertie.

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You just got out of
a big one with Figgy,

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and that was right after Kara.

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Exactly, I thrive
in monogamous pairings,

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one after the other,
with no time to reflect.

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Do you ever see
a lily pad reflecting?

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No.

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They're too busy
being hats for frogs.

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Luckily, this dating app lists
everyone's plant sign.

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You're taking this plant sign
stuff really seriously.

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Like a total Lily Pad.

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Get out of here,
Fern Fiddleheads.

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Scram, Orchid Bulbs.

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Here we go.
This one's a Pinecone.

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Pinecones are the best matches
for Lily Pads.

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Is that a stuffed animal?

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It'll be stuffed when I'm
done with it. (chuckles)

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♪ ♪

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(munching)

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I was too tired to cook dinner,
so I finished all the take-out.

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Sorry.

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It's okay. I'll just throw
something together.

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(bell dings)

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When life gives you eggs
and strawberries, you make...

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♪ Strawbeggy omelette ♪

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♪ Ba-ba-ba! ♪
(laughs)

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Mmm.

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Ugh...

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Ugh, you won't believe
the day I had.

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Jamie was being so annoying.

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He kept asking me stuff and
it's like, "Hello? I'm busy?

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"Winter wants these
new taco salad desserts

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"ready by next week,

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"and I can't get
the green frosting guacamole

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"to not look like baby diarrhea,

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so could you just back off
before I murder you, Jamie?"

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Actually,
he's a really nice guy.

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It's not his fault
he gets on my nerves.

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So, Speckle, how was your day?

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Oh, I met with the local
neighborhood council

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to discuss approval on the...

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Actually, can we stop
talking about work?

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I had a really stressful day.

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Of course.
(chuckling)

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(sighs)

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Ugh!

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♪ ♪

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Eh?

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Wow!
Oh, Speckle, seriously,

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do not talk to me till
you've brought me my coffee.

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(both laughing)

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I'm consistently funny.

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By the way, Speckle,
we're having trouble

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getting the state subsidies
needed to build your project.

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You know how those government
positions work, Speckle.

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They're programmed to say no,
but I know

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you can charm them, Speckle.

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Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

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-(clangs)
-Hello?

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Am I in the right place?

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Oh!

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It is I, Zargoz,

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head of the State
Treasury Department.

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Right. I heard there were issues
with funding my building?

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Affirmative.
Due to budget cuts,

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the state requires
a change in design.

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Where are the windows?

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Zargoz has no need for windows.
Zargoz sees all.

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Okay. Uh... what if we keep
our original design?

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Can we still get the city
to subsidize

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a quarter of the costs?

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Authorized. On one condition.

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The bottom floor shall be
an overpriced retail box store

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with millennial branding.

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But that's an entire floor
of affordable units. But...

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-TINY SPECKLE: Stop talking.
-Huh?

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This deal is better
than nothing. Shut up.

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(ricocheting)

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But it's-it's fine.
(laughs)

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Hurrah!

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(whirring softly)

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(door closes)

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(zipper opening)

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CLIFF (laughing):
Hey...

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if it isn't my friend,
Mr. Cool Shoes.

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Shitting hard
or hardly shitting?

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-(laughing)
-How's your day going, buddy?

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Uh, good. Yes? Very good?

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CLIFF:
Hey, maybe it's 'cause
we're in a bathroom and all,

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but my BS radar
is going off the charts.

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Actually, work kind of
sucks right now.

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But you don't want
to hear all this.

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CLIFF:
My man, I'm here for you,
3:00 p.m.

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every day, same schedule,
totally shit-synced.

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Whatever you're holding in,
go ahead and release.

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Okay, okay.

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(whistling)

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Speckle, can you get my tea?

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I'm up to my beak
in this pico de gallo.

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Of course.

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My sweetie needs sweet tea.

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Hey, everyone.
Meet my new fiancée.

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Hello.

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(laughing)

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-Mazel tov.
-Fiancée?

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Yep, we're engaged.
We could elope at any minute.

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That's a threat.

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If you remove my ribbon,
my head falls off.

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(laughs maniacally)

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(shudders)

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Well, uh,
while you're both here,

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maybe you can give me feedback
on this recipe for work?

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Ba-boom!

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Nope. I'm not eating
anything green or gravelly,

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according to this guide.

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It's not good for my plant sign.

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Now I only eat orange foods.

256
00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,464
I feel so much better already.

257
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:53,467
Maybe that's just because
you stopped eating gravel.

258
00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:55,177
Here, just try the beans.

259
00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,596
They're made from little boba
tapioca balls flavored with...

260
00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:58,723
(grunting loudly)

261
00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:00,349
-Oh, wow.
-Okay.

262
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,809
Pitoo, pitoo,
pitoo, pitoo, pitoo.

263
00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:03,853
Aw, Bertie, Bunny hates
your fool's beans.

264
00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,479
Every day I learn a new thing

265
00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,023
about my girlfriend
who I've known

266
00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:08,858
-for a day.
-Pitoo, pitoo, pitoo.
-Ow.

267
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,027
-She's, uh, certainly u-unique.
-Pitoo, pitoo, pitoo, pitoo...

268
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,862
We've been having so much sex.

269
00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,613
-What?
-(laughs)

270
00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:16,198
I've never throbbed so much.

271
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,284
We've licked each other
from head to hole.

272
00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:21,746
I'm all chafed and raw.
(laughs maniacally)

273
00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:26,959
Oh, yeah. Ooh, yeah, Bunny.

274
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,127
Ugh.

275
00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:29,962
We're gonna go upstairs now.

276
00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,882
For more sex.
Extremely chafe-y sex.

277
00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,467
(Bunny exclaims)

278
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:35,676
BUNNY:
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.

279
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,679
Damn, she hated my boba beans.

280
00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:41,390
No way. They're delicious.

281
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,392
But speaking of new people
in our lives,

282
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,394
-I made a friend at work.
-Oh, yeah?

283
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,355
Yeah, he seems really cool.

284
00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,023
Helped me deal with some
stressful office stuff today

285
00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:50,399
that was, like, totally...

286
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,234
You're thinking about the beans,
aren't you?

287
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:56,447
Oh, yeah, sorry. I have to
completely rework this recipe.

288
00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,783
But I-I can listen
to your story first.

289
00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,951
Go on, Bean. I-I mean, Speckle.

290
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:04,622
You were talking about,
I want to say... beans?

291
00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:06,916
(chuckles)
Nah. Let's focus on you.

292
00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:10,628
How about I break out the worry
vacuum while you get to work?

293
00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:13,464
Aw, thanks, Speckle.

294
00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:16,050
Whoosh. Whoosh.

295
00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:20,846
-(laughing)
-Okay, so... (crunching)

296
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,932
according to this,
I'm going to need

297
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,558
my crystals
fully charged tomorrow.

298
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,143
(exclaiming)

299
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,687
But this guide says I shouldn't
use my crystals at all.

300
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:29,980
(crystal shattering)

301
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:32,942
-(grumbling)
-Aw, oh, my cramps.

302
00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:34,652
I just want to know
what path to take.

303
00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:36,445
I've been having such
a tough time lately

304
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,655
and-and-and...

305
00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:39,615
Come here.

306
00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:42,410
(laughs)

307
00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:49,458
♪ ♪

308
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,257
(panting)

309
00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:59,260
Ah!

310
00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:00,636
I needed that.

311
00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:02,972
By the way, I saw your email

312
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,391
about the need
for outside funding.

313
00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:08,352
Yeah, I was thinking of reaching
out to some philanthropic org...

314
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,770
Oh, don't worry, Speckle.

315
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,397
I already went through
the trouble of setting up

316
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,065
a string of investor meetings.

317
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:16,277
Let's get some money!

318
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,653
Oh, great!

319
00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:19,488
It won't just be a building.

320
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:22,867
It'll be your stamp
on Bird Town history.

321
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:26,829
Hmm. I'm trying to decide
between two different projects

322
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,539
aimed at the betterment
of bird-kind.

323
00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:30,499
Either I fund your project

324
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,501
and increase affordable housing
in Bird Town...

325
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:37,298
or I build a submarine so I can
go really deep underwater.

326
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:38,215
Uh...

327
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,633
Maybe while I'm down there,

328
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,260
I'll discover
a new kind of fish so ugly,

329
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,512
I'll name it after my brother
to get back at him

330
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,347
for sleeping with my wife.

331
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,516
Yep. I just talked myself
into the ugly fish thing.

332
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,517
Goodbye.

333
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,394
(sped-up talking)

334
00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,106
(sped-up talking)

335
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:59,195
(sped-up talking)

336
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:03,157
♪ ♪

337
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,368
No. No moss.

338
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,579
Ooh, someone's learning Spanish.

339
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:11,665
Just kidding. The moss is dead
and, more importantly, broke.

340
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,042
(laughs)

341
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:16,587
I now represent
a different moneyed individual.

342
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,547
Pleased to meet you. I'm...

343
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,382
-Bruce!
-Let's talk money.

344
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,885
I'm rich now,
so I can fund your, uh,

345
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,721
beautiful, shapely building.

346
00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:27,264
Oh, but I have one stipulation.

347
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,642
Okay, go ahead and tell me
that you want to turn

348
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:32,686
my building into the world's
largest sex swing or something.

349
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,231
No, why would I want
something I already have?

350
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:39,902
I just want to add one rule:
Only hot people allowed.

351
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,445
What? That's absurd.

352
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:44,073
Wait, what's your criteria
for a hot person?

353
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,617
Well, now that I'm rich,
there's nothing hotter to me

354
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,410
than a high credit score.

355
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,954
Those dirty little numbers,

356
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:53,123
climbing, but don't take
too many peeks

357
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:56,085
or else you'll make 'em
filthy and low.

358
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,336
(laughs)

359
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,963
-I'm getting, I'm getting out.
-Wait.

360
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:01,465
What if most of our tenants
are these "hot people,"

361
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,050
but we still get just one floor

362
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,427
reserved for the people
displaced by the flood?

363
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,054
Does that work?

364
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:10,724
One floor of nuggos
with low credit scores?

365
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,768
Hmm. Kinky.

366
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:13,852
Deal.

367
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,605
(shrieks)
Everyone's so happy now.

368
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,692
I love when money
forces people to agree.

369
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,736
Hmm?

370
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,451
I can't believe we're actually
accepting this offer.

371
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,537
It's just a start.

372
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:34,164
I'm sure you can talk Bruce
up to two floors

373
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,291
of affordable housing.

374
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,542
I don't think we should...

375
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,335
I need that magazine cover,
Speckle!

376
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,296
Not for me. For my mother.

377
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:43,340
She's dying. No, she's not.
That's a lie.

378
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,926
But that's how bad
I need this, Speckle.

379
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,762
Bad enough to lie
about my living mother.

380
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:52,600
If we stick to your ideals,
we get nothing.

381
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,059
It's like the saying goes,

382
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:57,771
"Don't talk to me
till I've had my compromise."

383
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,523
♪ ♪

384
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,192
(sighing):
My God.

385
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,157
Everything falls

386
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,326
on me, even though
I'm already doing so much.

387
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,162
I wish someone would just
help me for a change.

388
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,205
CLIFF:
But don't you have an old lady
to help take the burden

389
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,791
-off your back?
-Oh, yeah, I do. Totally.

390
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,336
But she has a lot of anxiety.

391
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,838
It's like I'm the captain
of a spaceship?

392
00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:25,090
And I like steering the ship,
it's awesome.

393
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,509
But I'm also white-knuckling it,
trying to keep us

394
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,678
from getting stuck
in a black hole.

395
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,764
I love it, but sometimes

396
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,390
it would be nice
for someone else

397
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:34,850
to steer the ship for a change.

398
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,435
CLIFF:
I know that feeling, my man.

399
00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:37,853
Hey, want to get out of here?

400
00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:40,230
Maybe hang out somewhere
that isn't a toilet?

401
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,523
Oh. Yeah.

402
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,192
(toilets flushing)

403
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,443
What were you thinking?

404
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,196
(both whooping)

405
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,572
Yeah!

406
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,658
-(laughing)
-Oh, I almost forgot.

407
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:53,285
I'm supposed to meet Bertie
at that bar tonight.

408
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,286
CLIFF:
Oh, yeah.

409
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,829
You want me to drop you off?

410
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,831
I can just unstrap you
and you can tuck and roll.

411
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,625
-What?
-(laughs) Just kidding, buddy.

412
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,043
I'll swoop.

413
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:04,129
-Hey, why don't you join us?
-Oh, you betcha, my man.

414
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:08,217
Heck yeah.
Let's keep this hang gliding.

415
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,218
Oh, my God!

416
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,886
Hey, Bertie.

417
00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:13,472
Hope it's okay I invited Cliff.
He's my new friend from work.

418
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:14,765
Nice to meet you, Cliff.

419
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:18,435
Hey, look at me,
I'm a cliff-hanger.

420
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,271
Huh? Oh. (chuckles)
'Cause of my name.

421
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,981
How did you...?
That's really clever.

422
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,108
Speckle,

423
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,068
you didn't tell me
she was funny.

424
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,820
(all laughing)

425
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,489
Speckle, I got to go
to the bathroom.

426
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,074
You got the check, right?

427
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,660
Oh, leaving my man
to pick up the tab.

428
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:37,246
I guess feminism has its limits.

429
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,914
(laughs)
Right, my boy?

430
00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:40,332
(chuckles)
Uh-huh.

431
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,084
We have a joint
checking account.

432
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,294
Oh, relax. I'm just joking.

433
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,130
Well, sounds like
you're a chauvinist.

434
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,423
Oh. Just joking.

435
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,341
Ugh, that's so unfair.

436
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,261
How could I hate women when
I'm attracted to them, huh?

437
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,555
I guess what Speckle said
about you is true.

438
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,932
You are a black hole.

439
00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:58,726
-What?
-Uh...

440
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:02,396
All you do is take, take, take.
You're just like my mom!

441
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,732
(softly):
No.

442
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:08,777
What was that?
Wh-Why didn't you back me up?

443
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,320
Wh-What did you want me to do?

444
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,114
Punch him in the face
like some kind of meathead?

445
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,700
Huh? Is that the kind of guy
you want me to be?

446
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:16,076
Head of meat-ed?

447
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,495
No, but it's okay for you
to push back a little.

448
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,080
Make someone uncomfortable.

449
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,166
Stand up for yourself.
And for me.

450
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:23,333
Why do I always have
to be the one

451
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,793
to step up for others, huh?

452
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,129
The only reason
I even talked to that guy

453
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:29,214
is because he actually
listened to me

454
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,966
while we did a poo together.

455
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:32,176
What?

456
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:33,510
I don't know.
I can't explain it.

457
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:36,096
Do you think I'm a black hole?

458
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,431
No, no. I mean,

459
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,391
I said those words
when-when describing you,

460
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,727
but that's not actually
what I think of you.

461
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:44,813
You know, I think you're
a... giant candy cane.

462
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:49,318
Yeah. Candy canes are sweet
and fresh and pretty.

463
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,527
Just like you.

464
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,154
And then you lick
all the stripes off

465
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,699
and you've got a sharp,
white, candy knife.

466
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,160
Um...

467
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,164
Damn, bro, that was rough,

468
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,957
but it's a good thing
you're dumping her ass.

469
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,835
I know a place where we can find
chicks who don't talk back:

470
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,295
the Mannequin Warehouse.

471
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:10,589
Mostly female staff
and they're very meek,

472
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:14,510
so they let you do whatever
to the mannequins.

473
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,762
Get the hell away from me.

474
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:18,931
♪ ♪

475
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,729
Um... can you do my tarot

476
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:29,691
or align my chakras
or something?

477
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,530
SPECKLE:
The Good Guy, yeah.

478
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,574
That's, that's what I thought
I was, but instead I'm a coward.

479
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,368
Can you help me be
that guy again?

480
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,662
Nobody is one thing.

481
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:49,044
You're right. I can choose
to be something else.

482
00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:50,379
I can be this guy.

483
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,672
The Assertive Man.

484
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:53,590
No, not what I meant.

485
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,843
I got it. No need to say
anything else.

486
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,302
Get out of my way, door.

487
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,680
(grunts, laughs)

488
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:02,099
I'm walking. I'm running.

489
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:04,226
No one understands me.

490
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,519
Maybe if I spoke more,

491
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,271
people would misinterpret
my words less.

492
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,690
Or would there then be more
to misinterpret?

493
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:11,275
Uh, anyway, how are you?

494
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:12,359
(growls)

495
00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:13,569
I'm sorry, can we stop talking

496
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:14,945
about work, actually?

497
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,864
I had a really stressful day.

498
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:17,990
(growls)

499
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,491
It's odd.

500
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,910
Speckle was supposed to take us
on a tour of the site.

501
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,245
He is never late.

502
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:26,999
(laughs maniacally)

503
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,959
You all want a tour?

504
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,919
I'll give you a tour!

505
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:31,879
(laughs)

506
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,338
Sorry, I'm late.

507
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,132
I slept in the car
and then I climbed that beam.

508
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:39,094
Now, why even bother pretending
that something affordable

509
00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:42,055
can actually be built for people
who need it most, huh?

510
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,558
Why not just jack up the price
on these puppies

511
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:46,768
by 500%?
Then we can put

512
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,604
an infinity pool in every unit

513
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,981
and have them drip-drip-dribble
into each other.

514
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:53,483
Then, add slides so all
the stupid rich assholes

515
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,403
who buy these things can slide
from loft to loft

516
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,030
and all fuck each other!

517
00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,948
Slow down, this sounds amazing.

518
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,451
We love this new direction.

519
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:03,827
Zargoz concurs.

520
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,955
Nice work, Speckle,
you've done it again.

521
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:10,000
(laughs maniacally)
Oh, you like that?

522
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,252
Well, here's another
new development.

523
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:13,712
(grunting)

524
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:17,215
Zargoz demands to know,
why is he squatting?

525
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,842
Ooh, I'm into this.

526
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,553
He's not... Oh, wow.

527
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,555
He is, he is!

528
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,475
(bell jingles)

529
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,810
Tuca orange.
(laughs)

530
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,021
I know, the guide
is totally working.

531
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,481
I'm glowing with health.

532
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:33,565
(gags)

533
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:34,983
I've never felt better.
(gags)

534
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,402
Yes, can I have
an orange carrot smoothie

535
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,071
with extra carrot? Ooh.

536
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:41,490
And a... and a whole carrot
on the side?

537
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:45,077
Aah! Bunny's had enough
woo-woo bullshit.

538
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:49,873
So annoying. It's not very sexy.
(laughs)

539
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:52,668
-You think I'm annoying?
-Uh-huh.

540
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,128
(to "Shave and a Haircut"):
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doot,
you're dumped. ♪

541
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:56,755
(laughs)

542
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,924
♪ ♪

543
00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:01,218
(laughs)
I knew it.

544
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:02,970
(crunches)
I was right.

545
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,180
Plant signs
are total bullshit.

546
00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:06,431
(laughs)

547
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,976
Everyone, the takeaway here
is, I was right.

548
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:11,186
I, Tuca, am correct once again.

549
00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:13,772
I'm not lost.
I know exactly who I am.

550
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:16,191
Give me those gravel chips.

551
00:21:16,274 --> 00:21:18,193
(moaning)

552
00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:20,362
(munching)

553
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,868
Speckle, are you okay?

554
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,870
-Where have you been?
-Never better.

555
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,914
I just took a shit
in front of my boss.

556
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,708
-Like a cool guy.
-What?

557
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:36,712
And guess what.
This cool guy got fired!

558
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,130
(laughs)

559
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:40,966
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

560
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,510
I'm blowing up
my whole life here.

561
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:46,346
Oh! I'm not Mr. Good Guy.

562
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,890
I'm sorry, Bertie.
I'll go pack up my things.

563
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,393
You can keep the humidifier.
I don't deserve humidity.

564
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:54,229
-Shut up. Come here.
-But I...

565
00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:56,023
Put your head on my lap.

566
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,735
Hey, look what I found.

567
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,904
It's the worry vacuum.

568
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,906
(whirring)

569
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,827
Wait, I like the one
when it says "Whoosh."

570
00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:10,829
-I like that one.
-Good.

571
00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:14,416
Whoosh.

572
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:16,918
-Is that better?
-Mmm, yeah.

573
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,879
Whoosh.

574
00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:21,423
Whoo-Whoosh.

575
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,550
♪ ♪

576
00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:53,622
-(horn honks)
-(laughs)

577
00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,707
-Huh?
-(wind whistling)

578
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,417
♪ ♪

579
00:22:57,501 --> 00:23:05,467
(dogs barking)