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♪ Tuca and Bertie and Tuca and
Bertie and Bertie and Tuca ♪

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♪ And Tuca and Bertie,
Tuca and Bertie ♪

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♪ Tu-Tu-Tuca ♪

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-♪ Tuca ♪
-♪ And Bertie. ♪

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(vocalizing)

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(siren wailing)

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♪ ♪

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(pained):
Oh, Bertie, quick,

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distract me from my pain.

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Um, sometimes when I need
to take my mind off something,

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I look up videos
of people riding motorcycles.

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-Oh, yeah?
-And then I comment

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"Be careful!"
on every single one.

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Always cheers me up.

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(groans)

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Let's see.
How else to comfort you?

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(whispering):
Shh. You're getting sleepy.

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Just relax.

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Why are you whispering?!

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Because whispers are comforting
and everybody loves them.

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Whispers are annoying as shit.

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I'm useless!

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No, don't take her
to the hospital.

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There's no one
who can help her there.

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Take her...

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to The Mole.

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Ah, The Mole?

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You got it.

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(tires screeching)

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Mole? What mole?! Excuse me!

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It's okay, Bertie.
Kara was a shitty girlfriend,

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but she's a good nurse.

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-She knows what she's doing.
-Fine!

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(whispers):
But I don't like her.

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Maybe whispering
is kinda comforting.

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(groans)

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Hey, don't worry.

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Tuca will be okay.
She's a strong bird.

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I wish it was easier
to keep up with this ambulance.

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I'm gonna lose them!

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I have an idea.

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(mimicking siren)

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(chuckles):
Oh, Speckle,

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you're so good at impressions.

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(whooping)

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(whirring)

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(tuts)
Ooh.

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The doctor should be
in here any moment.

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Aye, aye! It's me, Dr. Mole!

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Huh?

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Down here!

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Careful, don't step on me.

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-Hey, squirt.
-Kara, you old ice bitch,
it's good to see you.

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Thanks for making me come in
on a freakin' Sunday.

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You love an emergency.

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It makes you feel so important.

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Ha-ha! I sure am.

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Did you two work together
or something?

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I used to work
at Bird Town Hospital

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before they removed me
for benign reasons.

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A thousand saved lives,

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-but one tuna melt
in a microwave and you're toast.
-(ding)

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(weakly):
Help.

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He's a monster.

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But he gets results.

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Okay, let's see. Yep.

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You'll need surgery for sure.
No time to waste.

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This baby's gonna rupture
if we don't operate.

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Super serious.

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Oh, no!

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Well, luckily, you came to me.

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I've seen this
a hundred times before.

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And, hey, great timing--
I can squeeze you in right now.

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Or you can squeeze me in...

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-to your body.
-What?!

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He likes
to really get up in there.

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I go all the way inside
your body

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and I find the issue
face-to-face.

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I'm the only surgeon in Bird
Town who's also a suppository.

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How do you get inside of me?

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Well, there's the easy way

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or the hard way.

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And don't ask me
to go into your mouth.

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It's not safe.

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I'm too delicious.

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-Chomp, chomp.
-I don't know about this.

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Well, that growth is gonna get
worse until I take care of it.

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It's a simple procedure.
I've done it a thousand times.

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I just go in and I snip it.

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In and out in 20, 15 minutes.

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I do beautiful surgeries.

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You can all watch me.

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Yeah, all of you!

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Stay in here and watch.

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I love to show off my work.

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If you get bored,
you can play checkers.

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Chess, if you're smart.

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Kara, you'll follow me
in with the scope, yeah?

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For old times' sake?

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I love how she does the scope.

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He says that
about all the nurses.

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All of you, put on some scrubs.

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I don't want you getting
your nice clothes dirty.

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Here, let me snap my fingers
and, voilà,

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your outfits
will be transformed.

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Ta-da!

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Just kidding. I'm not magical.

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There are some scrubs
in that cabinet.

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So, this is happening?

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Should I be concerned?

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Is this gonna mess up
my fertility at all?

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Nah, don't worry about that.

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Okay, let's go! Chop-chop!

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Time to knock you out!

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It's showtime!

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(groans)

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(yawns)

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♪ ♪

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This'll be a piece of cake.

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I'll be in and out in a jiffy.

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I'll even bring this rope,

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just in case I lose my way.

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But I've never needed it,
right, Kara?

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That's right.
It's just a safety measure.

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All of this is super safe.

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All right,

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I'm climbing up
the vagina-ina-ina.

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(over radio):
Just kidding. There's no echo.

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It's not that big.

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You're approaching the cervix.

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I'm squeezing in now.

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None of you get jealous!
(laughs)

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Wow. Yep.

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It's really inflamed in here.

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You see that, Kara?

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Yeah. Watch out for those walls.

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What's happening?!

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It's all swollen, so he needs
to avoid that tissue.

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But he's used to this.
Don't worry.

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Oh, my God.

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Look.

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Do you see it?

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See what?

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The waterfall.

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It's the most beautiful thing.

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What's he talking about?

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Doctor, you're in the base
of the uterus.

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There's no waterfall.

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-I have to go towards it.
-No!

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-Don't touch that!
-(yells)

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-What is that?!
-Uh...

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(screams)

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I lost him!

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Tug on the string.
Tug on the string!

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(grunting)

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BERTIE:
Gravel chips?

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Oh, I told her
not to eat the bags.

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But she always said all
the best flavors are in there.

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What now?

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You have to do something!

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Hello?!

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Dr. Mole?!

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Can you hear me?!

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Somebody has to go in after him!

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But who?
Nobody else is that small.

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-(ding)
-I have an idea.

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-(beep)
-(phone rings)

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Hi. Mom? I just wanted
to get your thoughts

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on the fact that Speckle
and I aren't married.

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Uh-huh.

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Yeah, fun comparison.

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What do you think
about how I'm not as successful

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as your friends' kids? Mm-hmm.

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Wow, they're all making
six figures?

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And, meanwhile, I invest all
my time and energy in my job,

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and it could go away
at any moment.

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Ha-ha! I have no control!

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I'm lost!

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And I talk about you a lot
in therapy!

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Which I pay for out-of-pocket.

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Okay! Thanks, Mom! Love you!

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Sweetie,
are you sure about this?

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Not at all! But, look,

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Tuca's growth
is going to rupture.

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The doctor is lost.

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Someone needs to go in
after him.

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Someone who understands Tuca.

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It needs to be me.

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Well, it's highly illegal
for you to enter this body,

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and in no way would I,
as a registered nurse,

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think that is
a permissible action.

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Oh, boy. Here we go.

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So, I'm gonna go get
a snack now

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because I'm hungry.

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When I'm gone,

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you should not monitor
this machine.

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And you're definitely not
going to need anyone

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to help guide you on this.

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Or work this camera.

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Which is very easy to use.

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Okay?

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Thank you.

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I believe in you, Georgette.

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It's Bertie!

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(groans)

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(grunting)

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(grunting)

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SPECKLE:
So, keep going
towards the cervix.

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And then you're gonna squeeze
through that hole

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into the uterus.

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Nice grasp of female anatomy,
Speck.

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I got a map.

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(grunting)

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(strained):
Oh, that's tight.

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Okay, I'm through. I'm...

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So, do you see any signs
of Dr. Mole?

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Bertie? Uh, Bertie?

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Waterfall?

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Bertie!

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♪ ♪

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-(neighing)
-Damn, this is cool.

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So many horses.

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I'm more into whales,
personally, but still.

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What's up, Bertie-ertie?

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(screams)
Tucahorse?

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What are you?!
Wh-What is all of this?

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If I were a doctor,
I'd say this was a classic case

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of inflammation hallucination.

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But I'm not.
So, welcome to Horseville!

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Hop on! I'll take you to a place

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where Tuca puts everything
that matters to her.

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Okay.

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And to make it more fun,

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I'll make up a song
to sing on the way.

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-(grunts)
-(horse neighs)

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-♪ I'm a horse, horse, horse ♪
-(exclaiming)

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♪ I'm a bird, bird, bird ♪

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♪ I'm a horsey birdy bird ♪

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-♪ I'm a horsey birdy horse ♪
-Wuh-oh! Whoa!

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-♪ I'm a bird ♪
-Whoa!
-(phone ringing)

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I get service here?

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It's pronounced "cervix."

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♪ Birdy horse, I'm a horse ♪

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-♪ Bird, bird, horse bird ♪
-Hello?

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-Hey, Bertie.
-(quietly): Shut up, Tucahorse.

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(quietly):
♪ Horsey bird. ♪

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I'm about to walk into
an earnings update

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with the investors.

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Uh-huh.

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Very dry stuff.

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Lots of numbers and unsexy terms

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-like "brand stickability."
-(humming)
-Ew.

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I want a new snack idea
up my sleeve to wow them with.

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Something big. What do you got?

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Well, I'm kind of in the middle
of something right now.

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You see, actually, I'm in my...

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Yes, you are-- in the middle
of this phone call,

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in which I'm asking you
to do your job.

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-Well...
-(humming)

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Have we done
winter pasta salads yet?

261
00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,954
Oh, my-- Another salad idea?
For real?

262
00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:00,748
What do I pay you for,
to come up with a good idea once

263
00:09:00,831 --> 00:09:02,291
and then just keep milking it?

264
00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,876
Milk! Milk and cookies!

265
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,962
Milk and cookies. Okay.

266
00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,797
I'll tell the investors
we just invented

267
00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,549
the concept of milk and cookies.

268
00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:12,301
Sounds good, Bertie.

269
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,179
Ugh! I'm never good enough.

270
00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,598
We're here! Look!
You're missing it!

271
00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,809
(swing jazz playing)

272
00:09:20,851 --> 00:09:21,894
(buzzing)

273
00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:24,063
-(quacking)
-(screaming)

274
00:09:26,565 --> 00:09:28,985
What is this place?

275
00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:32,405
This is Tuca's will to live!

276
00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:33,572
Mm-hmm.

277
00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:34,991
-(quacking)
-(buzzing)

278
00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:38,077
-Ah, her family!
-(loud squawking)

279
00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,746
Her extremely squawky family.

280
00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:43,332
(giggling)

281
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,458
Who are you?

282
00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,002
(moaning)

283
00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,713
I'm Tuca's orgasms.

284
00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:52,133
(moaning loudly)

285
00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:53,259
Eek!

286
00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:54,885
-(giggling)
-Yep, this place is full

287
00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:57,221
of all the reasons Tuca wants
to stay alive and thrive.

288
00:09:58,180 --> 00:09:59,682
(neighing laugh)

289
00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:01,934
Tuca loves horses.

290
00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,394
Wait. What is...?

291
00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:06,814
Is that, um...?

292
00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:08,983
♪ ♪

293
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,361
Wow.

294
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,948
So, this makes me
very uncomfortable.

295
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:19,493
-Let's go inside!
-Whoa, Tucahorsey!

296
00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:24,749
(gasps) Bertie just walked
into Tuca's bladder.

297
00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:27,084
Bertie! Oh, my God,
can you hear me?!

298
00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,003
You're in urine!

299
00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:30,046
(knocking)

300
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,422
(whispers):
Who is that?

301
00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:32,673
(whispering):
Ignore it.

302
00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:33,883
WOMAN:
Hello?

303
00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,885
I'm the medical facility
inspector,

304
00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:38,721
here to make sure
everything is up to code.

305
00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,057
Ignore it harder.

306
00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:44,685
I'll have to shut this building
down if you don't answer.

307
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,020
(quietly):
We can't let that happen.

308
00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:47,438
Poor Dr. Mole.

309
00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:48,564
(ding)

310
00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:50,524
(high-pitched):
Come in!

311
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,902
Oh, hello!

312
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,737
I'm Dr. Mole.

313
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:57,323
I do the best surgeries.

314
00:10:57,406 --> 00:11:00,493
I love to get in there
and slosh around.

315
00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:01,619
Hmm.

316
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:03,829
Hello, Dr. Mole.

317
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:07,583
Nurse, the O.R. looks
as spotless as ever.

318
00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:12,171
Yep. No blood sprayed anywhere
on any of the walls.

319
00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:14,673
Yes, I know.
That's always been your policy.

320
00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,675
Well, I suppose
I'd best be on my...

321
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,761
-(sneezes)
-Hmm?

322
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,721
And I'm...

323
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:21,889
his patient.

324
00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:23,516
You're here for a procedure?

325
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,559
Yes. Yes! He's...

326
00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:29,480
...getting head surgery.

327
00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:31,524
-Right?
-Oh!

328
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,692
May I stick around and observe?

329
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,277
-No.
-Of course.

330
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,905
(Speckle and puppet gulp)

331
00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:41,117
Hi.

332
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,452
Hey, look. I'm a whale girl.

333
00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:47,498
Welcome to the Bertie Museum.
Let me show you around.

334
00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:50,459
In this first room, we have
all the important figures

335
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,169
from Bertie's life.

336
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,337
Uh-huh.

337
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,631
"Sprinkle"?

338
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:57,967
BERTIEWHALE:
And now
for a very special treat.

339
00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,969
We just had this installed
yesterday.

340
00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:03,305
It's a peek into what Bertie
does when Tuca's not around.

341
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,975
I wonder what Tuca thinks
I do all day.

342
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,562
Harsh, Tuca,
but very accurate.

343
00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:12,481
Now, here's a permanent exhibit,

344
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,401
a celebration of
your friendship with Tuca.

345
00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:16,777
(vocalizing)

346
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,696
Oh, look how cute we are.

347
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:21,073
-BERTIEWHALE: Barnacles.
-Oh!

348
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,451
Aw. Oh!

349
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,202
Tuca and I always said

350
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,913
we'd live on a ranch together
when we're old.

351
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,832
Speckle can stay in the shed
out back with the other men.

352
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,668
(chuckles):
Hey, it's
all the stuffed animals

353
00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:35,004
-I won for Tuca at the carnival.
-(squeaks)

354
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:37,298
She really thinks
I'm some kind of hero.

355
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,508
You are.
You're here, after all.

356
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,302
You crawled
right up her coochie.

357
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:43,345
I forgot that's why I was here.

358
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:46,015
I-I got to be the Bertie
that Tuca thinks I am!

359
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:49,018
-I need to help her.
-(grunts)

360
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,020
(screams) Wait.

361
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,689
Help! (screams)

362
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,026
MEDICAL INSPECTOR:
Mmm. Mm-hmm.

363
00:12:57,109 --> 00:13:00,821
Okay. Time to do
another surgery,

364
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,448
like I do all the time.

365
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,283
(Figgy gasps, whimpers)

366
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:08,370
Hold still, Barky Boy.

367
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,997
Barky Boy?

368
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,250
Hello, Barky Boy.

369
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:18,714
(imitates siren)

370
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:20,007
(chuckles):
Oh, Speckle,

371
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,759
you're so good at impressions.

372
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,969
(laughing maniacally)

373
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,644
-What... are you?
-(rapid heartbeat)

374
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:34,855
(grunting, panting)

375
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:38,108
Uh, what do you think?

376
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,110
Good. Yes, good.

377
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:44,406
This is the best haircut
I've had in years.

378
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,825
Nice work, Dr. Mole.

379
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:50,162
Very clean.
Well, see you next year.

380
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,081
Uh, if you need
any surgeries done,

381
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,917
just holler at your boy,
The Mole.

382
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,335
(chuckles)

383
00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:58,420
Y-You know,
I actually have a growth

384
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,923
on my back that I've been
meaning to get removed.

385
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,926
-Huh?
-(chuckles nervously)

386
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,803
Uh...

387
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,429
(grunting)

388
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,723
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

389
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,101
Tuca, I'm scared.

390
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,103
How do I get out of here?

391
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:15,938
Wha...

392
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,107
(humming)

393
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,109
Tuca?

394
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,403
Tuca's my daughter.

395
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:25,406
Oh, my gosh.
It's so nice to meet you.

396
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:27,324
I have so many questions.

397
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,660
And I have
a question for you, too.

398
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,161
Which color do you want?

399
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,956
Red. No, yellow.

400
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,249
No, green.

401
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:37,126
Alternating yellow and green?
Shit.

402
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,669
Glittery?
Should I go sparkly?

403
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,254
Actually, could you do a flower?

404
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:42,798
Cheetah print?
No, red is fine.

405
00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:44,967
(Truly humming)

406
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,680
Wait, so, I think I understand.

407
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:52,182
I needed to go deep
into Tuca's subconscious

408
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,018
and finally have her
reach closure with you,

409
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:56,979
her mother,
in order for her to get better.

410
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,981
-Yes?
-No.

411
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,941
You need to find the growth

412
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,319
and cut it out
before it ruptures.

413
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,237
Really?
Because that's so literal,

414
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:08,532
-and this is so interesting.
-But you're getting distracted.

415
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,702
I'm not real.
I'm not really here.

416
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:14,872
Oh. Ooh, pretty!

417
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,707
Here, you can use these.

418
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,626
-(giggling)
-(gasps)
-Oh, I'm sorry about that,

419
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,085
but I needed to bring
my daughter to work.

420
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,712
Oh. (laughs)

421
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:24,673
Oh, no. (laughing)

422
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,009
Tuca? (blowing)

423
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,178
(panting, blowing)

424
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,557
Tuca! Lead me to the growth.

425
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,643
Yeah, sh-show me
where it hurts.

426
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:36,727
(groans in pain)

427
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:38,896
-(phone rings)
-Huh?

428
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:41,565
Winter, I can't think about work
right now.

429
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:44,318
I'm literally inside my friend,
trying to help her.

430
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:47,279
My job doesn't matter.
This is what's important.

431
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:50,616
Okay, I'm glad you found
moral clarity or whatever,

432
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:52,159
but I'm just calling to tell you

433
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:54,203
the investors loved
your milk and cookies idea.

434
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:57,206
What? Oh, they did?
That-That's so cool.

435
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,375
I care so much about my job.

436
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,918
Yeah, milk and cookies.

437
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,878
It's a classic.
It's dependable.

438
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:05,255
Usually, the best stuff is
right there, Bertie.

439
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,882
You don't need to overthink it.

440
00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:09,176
-(phone beeps)
-Huh.

441
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:11,762
(panting)

442
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,475
(groaning)

443
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,897
Oh, Tuca. Your ovary.

444
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:24,650
-Hey, hey!
-Dr. Mole!

445
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:27,069
-What happened?
-I made it all the way here.

446
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,738
I found this growth,
and I was about to excise it,

447
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,366
but then I saw the way
it's all coiled up in there.

448
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:34,743
Very tricky,
and I realized there was

449
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:38,789
a 50-50 chance it would impact
Tuca's ability to have children.

450
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,249
What?

451
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,750
And so I sat here thinking,

452
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,586
and the longer I was here,
the more confused I felt.

453
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,047
I've been here for decades,
it feels like.

454
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,258
Time passes strangely
when you're inside.

455
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,677
And this is
such a beautiful specimen,

456
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,095
full of contradictions.

457
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,097
I've reached an equilibrium
in here.

458
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,015
I've spent
my whole life climbing

459
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,767
from one body into another.

460
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,936
I'm ready to relax
and enjoy this.

461
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:04,189
Also, I taught myself
to play the flute.

462
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,734
(plays melody)

463
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:09,278
♪ What is life? ♪

464
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:12,698
♪ Where does it begin and end? ♪

465
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,324
Tuca, what should we do? Tuca?

466
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,034
(grunting)

467
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,953
Wait, Tuca, come down.

468
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,163
Please!

469
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,708
Damn it. Scared of heights,
scared of heights.

470
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,794
Don't look down or up.
Just climb, Bertie.

471
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,797
(grunts) I'm definitely
gonna mess up these nails.

472
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,300
(grunting)

473
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:34,344
(cries out, sighs)

474
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:40,434
-Tuca.
-What if I can't have children,
Bertie?

475
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,478
But what if you die?

476
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,812
(sighs heavily)

477
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,857
Tuca, you might not have kids.
That's true.

478
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,234
But I might not have Tuca!

479
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:52,154
(crying):
I'm sorry.
I know that's selfish.

480
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,405
It's up to you.

481
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,741
I'm here for you,
no matter what.

482
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,330
MOLE:
That's it.

483
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,166
Careful. Easy does it.

484
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,544
(groans) It's hard
to watch amateurs work.

485
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,962
I could never teach.

486
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,547
(Tuca grunts softly)

487
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,260
Ew, sticky.

488
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:17,846
Wow. We did it.

489
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,265
Man, this feels amazing.
(chuckles)

490
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,100
I feel a million feet tall.

491
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,061
Hey, hey,
you're "unshrinkening."

492
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,730
You better get out before you
grow back to your regular size.

493
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,148
This body can't contain you.

494
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,608
You think I don't know that?!

495
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:31,193
You think I don't know
that my body can't fit

496
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:32,778
inside my best friend's body?

497
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,154
I know that!

498
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:37,491
So, which way is the, uh, exit?

499
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:39,159
That way. Run!

500
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,370
Don't worry about me.

501
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,497
I've been on the inside
too long.

502
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,542
I wouldn't know what to do
with myself out there.

503
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,836
Okay.

504
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,754
(panting heavily)

505
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,716
SPECKLE:
I just don't know what
to do with my life, you know?

506
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,219
I became an architect
because I wanted to help people,

507
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,054
but I didn't really
help anyone who needs it.

508
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:01,807
I just...
I don't know what's next.

509
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,685
Look, you're clearly
some kind of mastermind--

510
00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:07,187
a-a shape-shifter,
a man of many faces.

511
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,648
Hmm. I do wear a lot
of different hats.

512
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:12,067
I promise not to spill
any of your secrets.

513
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:15,737
Just, please don't hurt me
or the people I care about.

514
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,072
Ha! You're funny.

515
00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:18,949
I don't know what your plan is,

516
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:21,076
but I'll go along
with whatever you want.

517
00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:22,744
-You can trust me.
-Wow.

518
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:26,206
So you're saying we're friends,
and you've got my back?

519
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,750
I'm your bro?
You're my boy?

520
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,169
Sure. Sure. Whatever you say.

521
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,714
Ah, yeah! High-five.

522
00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:35,382
(Tuca groaning)

523
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,426
Huh? (groans)

524
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:40,220
-Where's Bertie? Wait.
-What's that?

525
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,347
(Figgy gasping)

526
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,141
-(screaming)
-(monitor chirps)

527
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,393
She's crowning.
She's crowning!

528
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:48,145
Push. Tuca, push!

529
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:49,688
(grunting)

530
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,566
What the fuck kind of surgery
is this?

531
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,735
(all screaming)

532
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,661
Bertie,
I'm so glad you're okay.

533
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:08,874
Look, I got the growth out.
Ta-da!

534
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:12,878
Speckle, I saw so many strange
and wonderful things in there.

535
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,755
It was all like a dream.

536
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,925
Or was it?

537
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,802
Beebee. Give me Berby.

538
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,805
I think she wants to hold her.

539
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,183
Oh, um, okay.

540
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,477
Mmm. Berby.

541
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,103
Aw.

542
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,731
Oh, man, Tuca.
I am so glad to see you.

543
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:35,108
I've been focusing so much
on my career lately,

544
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,944
but going through this
with you makes me realize

545
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,029
what matters most is
our connections to each other.

546
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,739
(baby voice):
Aw, what's the matter?

547
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:42,407
Baby hungry?

548
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,493
Tuca, I'm trying
to express an epiphany

549
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:45,994
about our friendship here.

550
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,205
Baby Berby wants some milk?

551
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,832
Yes. Baby Berby wants some milk.

552
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,335
(chuckles):
Oh, Tuca.

553
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,545
(all laughing)

554
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:03,679
I knew there was no way
you'd be chill about this.

555
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:06,056
Bertie, I'm going to remind you
about the fact

556
00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:07,307
that I gave birth to you

557
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,351
every day
of the rest of our lives.

558
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:10,894
I'm gonna call you Birthy.

559
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:13,730
Can you just let me
grow back to my regular size?

560
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:17,150
-Please?
-No way. You're so cute.

561
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,194
And leaning on this stroller
feels good

562
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,154
while I'm recovering
from my surgery.

563
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,156
Thank you
for saving my life, Bertie.

564
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,200
I love you. Mwah.

565
00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:27,661
Aw. I love you, too.

566
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:31,540
Nope, I'm gonna keep nagging you
to keep you small.

567
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:34,501
You look like a tree stump
or a mini fridge.

568
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,336
Or a Molting Day fruitcake

569
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:37,713
or a shaved hedgehog.

570
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,632
-(groans)
-A micro pig, a toasted shrimp.

571
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:43,010
You look like an ottoman,
Bertie.

572
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,553
Yes, an ottoman.

573
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,096
(fading):
An old ottoman...

574
00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:48,265
♪ ♪

575
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,894
♪ ♪

576
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:22,716
(Latin jazz playing)

577
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:24,760
-(quacking)
-(screaming)

578
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,928
♪ ♪

579
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:38,857
(dogs barking)