♪ Ooh, my feet touch the ground ♪
♪ Here I am world Hear that trumpet sound? ♪
♪ Yeah, I have arrived ♪
♪ And me and my girls Bout to dip and slide ♪
♪ Swerve better make way Skurt-skurt ♪
♪ I've got rules to break Working non stop ♪
♪ Now it's time to drop ♪
♪ Ooh, honey boom Cute, smart, and clever ♪
♪ If you didn't know it Now-now you know ♪
♪ Moon Girl Magic ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm magic ♪
♪ Thought you knew? ♪
♪ Thought you knew, baby? ♪
♪ Genius, inspiration overflow ♪
♪ Moon Girl Magic ♪
♪ Thought you knew? ♪
♪ Thought you knew, baby! ♪
Ha ha!
Rockin' Rudy!
Comin through! Hoo-hoo-hoo!
Rockin' Rudy, you better pump those brakes!
Ha ha ha!
Oh, oh, we're playing chicken?
Well, joke's on you, 'cause I am a duck!
Ha ha!
You will never catch me,
I'm the craziest cat in Canarsie!
♪ Rockin' Rudy is rollin' out! ♪
Ugh! He's vapor.
We'll nab him next time.
Oh, I've got Shabbat Dinner
with Casey's dads in three minutes!
Of course, I'll save you some challah!
Thanks for the ride, D!
Shabbat Shalom!
Let's eat!
Dig in, bubelehs!
Mmm! What is this dish called?
Asopao de Brisket.
Puerto Rican-Jewish fusion.
It's me as a dish!
Speaking of you,
are you so excited for your Bat Mitzvah--
i.e. the religious coming-of-age ceremony
for 13-year-old Jewish girls?
I did my homework.
You're exactly right, Lu.
And lemme tell you:
our Casey-face is doing a fantastic job
learning the Hebrew she has to sing for the ceremony.
I'm kvelling.
All those years of Karaoke training
are payin' off, right, mija?
Oy, don't tell me you're looking at...
...pictures of the Triplets' b'not mitzvah?
Again?
Wait, who are The Triplets?
My rich, smug, carbon-copy cousins.
Lara, Laura, and Laurel.
They had their Bat Mitzvah last month.
Made-to-order gelato, prototype VR games,
kangaroo petting zoo,
alucinante swag bags...
And worst of all, my social-media idol ,
Odessa Drake, posted that she heard the party was, quote,
"off the gold chain!"
Odessa's the most influential influencer
who's ever influenced!
If she types one word about your party,
i-t's a smash hit.
Casey, Casey, Casey. Girl, what are you worried about?
You could throw the party of the year
with three dollars and a jar of pickles.
Actually, she already did. Her sixth birthday.
It was featured in the style section.
Thanks, Lu, but this will be less of a party
and more of a private bagel reception.
Who doesn't love bagels?
And if I know you, you got this on lox.
You know what this moment calls for?
Claro que si. The wedding photo.
Aww! So beautiful!
It was just us, our inner circle,
and an impromptu take-over
of the Sheep's Meadow in Central Park.
It was simple, sure,
but when we looked around at all those faces...
The faces of our chosen family,
We realized we had everything we needed.
Because we got to share that day with the people we love.
It was perfect.
Thanks, Dads. I really needed that.
And who knows, maybe the Triplets won't even come!
The Triplets are coming.
Well good! 'Cause this chocolate fountain
is gonna knock their cashmere socks off
at your bagel reception!
Ahh!
Oh, jeez.
I may have juiced up the impeller too much.
Hey, you okay?
It's not that I want a highly-publicized star-studded red carpet event
that goes down as the best Bat Mitzvah in Jewish history,
it's just that ...
...yes I do! It's my dream.
Is that terrible? Am I the worst?
Oh, no, no, you're the best.
And if that's what you want, then that's what you'll get.
What's that, Casey?
Oh! You said there are gonna be celebrities at your bat mitzvah?!
No way!
Wha-- Yes...?
- What are you talking about? - I got you, Case!
That's amazing!
I can't believe Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur are coming!
And that everyone in this room is invited!
Nah, too fluffy?
Okay, let's try the balls from 2nd Avenue.
♪ Bar'chu et Adonai Ham'vorach... ♪
Ugh, it's probably my dad reminding me
to write my Bat Mitzvah speech.
Great-Matzoh-Balls-of-Fire!
Whoa! What is it, girl?
Odessa just DM'd me!
She heard about Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur
- and she wants to come! - That's huge!
I can't wait to see the look on the triplets' faces.
Odessa only posted about their party
but she's gonna be at mine!
Oh, this never would have happened without Moon Girl, Lu!
I gotchu, Case!
As long as I still get to come
to the ceremony as me, and not Moon Girl.
You couldn't pay me to miss that!
Uh, duh!
- This is gonna be épico! -
Ahh! A Bat Mitzvah morning.
The sun is shining. New York is alive.
Ah, like music, baby. Gershwin.
Ah, Shabbat Shalom, Rabbi Ryda!
And a million thanks for letting Casey do this...
not entirely traditional bat mitzvah red carpet.
As long as you're in the sanctuary at call time,
I don't care what you do out here.
Plus, I like Moon Girl.
She's a real supermensch. Speaking of...
Give it up for the Woman of the Hour...
Casey!
♪ 'Cause, I got pretty, Pretty girl swag on ♪
♪ Hand done nails Gonna make it last long ♪
♪ Bad attitude But I make it fashion ♪
♪ Pretty, pretty girl swag on ♪
♪ Hand done nails Gonna make it last long ♪
♪ Bad attitude But I make it fashion ♪
♪ Pretty girl swag on ♪
♪ Swag ♪
What an entrance, mijita.
She got that from me.
- Oh, so must be Casey's dads! - Moon Girl!
Color me starstruck!
Casey's really come alive since you started working together.
Our collab was beshert.
And she speaks Yiddish!
This one's a keeper!
Love the red!
You match my shoes.
The triplets are coming. The triplets are coming!
Hey, hey. Deep breaths, you got this.
I can't wait till they see...
Odessa!
♪ 'Cause we have the throne Bring it! ♪
Odessa, it is such an honor!
Casey!
Major gratitude for having me, this is gonna be sick!
And girl, that dress...
Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur!
Hey everyone, Odessa here at Casey Goldberg-Calderon's epic Bat Mitzvah
with my favorite superheroes, M-G and Big D in the house!
Now do me a super sweet solid and click like and subscribe!
I can't feel my face.
So M-G-- can I call you M-G?
I'm just gonna do it!
Did you bring your Bubble Blaster?
I am obsessed with the Bubble Blaster.
Are electrons subatomic particles?
Um... yeah, they are.
I, I keep all my gadgets in my pack.
It would be absolutely iconic
if you did, like, a demonstration for the crowd.
Oh, but it's your party, Casey. Totally up to you.
That would be iconic!
But it's up to M-G.
Casey, you know I got you!
Make some noise for the Bat Mitzvah Girl!
- Dang. - Impressive.
Whoa.
My phone is blowing up!
People are saying this is the coolest event of the year!
It's a good feeling, right?
Every day is Christmas when you're famous.
- Hanukkah. - Uh-huh. Sure.
♪ Yo, no time like today Let's get it ♪
♪ My best can't stop me Winning ♪
♪ On the way to the top No limit ♪
♪ No time like today Let's get it ♪
-♪ Let's get it ♪ -♪ Yo ♪
♪ No time like today Let's get it ♪
♪ My best can't stop me Winning ♪
♪ On the way to the top No limit ♪
You liking this, Goldberg-Calderon?
Case?
Coming at you live from Temple...
I'm Casey, and you're lucky
that you get to witness the coolest Bat Mitzvah bash
in N-Y-C history!
Yo, Case!
Yo! Let us try the Glitter-Slinger!
Dude, leave her alone. That thing is not a toy.
Oh, come on, M-G!
Do the poor boy a super sweet solid!
Yeah! Please?!
I-- (sighs) I don't know.
Go for it, champ.
- Gotcha! - Hey!
This is gonna be everywhere forever!
So, the Triplets are pinching themselves,
Odessa's got your fame game covered...
Legendary party status achieved,
dream fulfilled, right?
Earth to Casey?
That glitter shot blew up faster
than your chocolate fountain!
Heh. Yeah, so, whaddya say
we wrap this thing up and I can go change?
Casey! Family photo before we go inside.
Wait, where's Lunella?
Ah, perfect timing.
I'll do a quick change in the photo booth
and get into my dress, okay, Case?
Commence phase two.
Casey, let's grab a pic of your fam for my feed!
I can't believe this!
A bucket list moment.
Okay, um, uh, Moon Girl,
can you take a picture of her taking a picture of us?!
Oh, uh...
Okay, people, love the energy,
but we have some Torah to read, so let's save the schmoozing
for the bagel reception, all right?
Wasn't that incredible?!
Case... you know, I think it's time for me to tap out.
Oh, just five more minutes.
Thanks to you, this party is, like, next level.
You're not listening.
I'm telling you I'm done.
And I really don't want to be late for the service.
Oh, sure, of course.
Hey, maybe Moon Girl should stay out here
while you do your thing inside!
That would cement this as the event of the season.
Even better than the haunted house quinceañera
where they hired a real ghost!
I've done case studies of that party!
Listen, truth be told, the ceremony is actually super boring,
- so would ya mind-- - Okay! We gotta talk.
Case, what's your problem?
Ahh! Your foot's on my dress!
See! You even care more about your precious dress
than this conversation!
Why are you so mad?!
Aren't you happy for me?
And this whole thing was your idea!
And a brilliant one, I might add.
That was before I knew you were gonna turn into a Bat-Zilla!
Is that what you really think of me?
I definitely know what you think of me
after that red carpet.
Not as your best friend, that's for sure.
Is this about the Glitter Slinger?
It's about all of it!
But I guess you care more
about throwing the party of the century
than being my best friend.
I n-- Casey, it's go-time!
Wait!
Come on, D.
Show's over.
I just need to grab my backpack.
Where'd it get to, anyway?
Hey!
Odessa Drake's a bad influencer!
This heiress caught everyone unaw-eiress.
Odessa was born into a life of glam and scam
as the daughter of the head of New York's elite Thieves Guild!
Her jam?
Stealing superhero gear and fencing it to fund her social life.
Unfollow this villain!
Ay! Ayo! You stole my stuff and my best friend!
I told you--
I'm your biggest fan!
You don't wanna mess with me, M.G.!
Guard this door, D-- do not let her slip out!
Good Shabbos. Good Shabbos.
Good Shabbos. Love the hair.
Casey, sweetheart, are you all right?
I haven't seen Lunella, have you?
Now where did she?
Ahh!
You betrayed Casey just to take my tech?!
Yup! But you can have this back.
I don't even know what this does.
Well, it does this.
Quiet please!
Hey! - No playing music in temple!
Not on Shabbos!
Aw, my apologies.
Seriously, no disrespect.
I just work better with a soundtrack, you know?
- We can split? - Yeah. Cool.
Where were we?
♪ Hava Nigila ♪
♪ Mishpocheh over everything ♪
♪ Nosh and shmooze And dance and sing ♪
♪ Ayyy ♪
♪ Mazel tov ♪
♪ Le khaim ♪
♪ Ayyy ♪
♪ Altz iz gut ♪
♪ O vey, I don't know What's come over me? ♪
♪ Clout chasin' made me Go a little nuts ♪
♪ Couldn't see through All of the shmutz ♪
♪ Likes and follows Made me hollow ♪
♪ But I have seen the light ♪
♪ My BFF and this yenta ♪
♪ Are in a girl fight ♪
♪ Girl fight! ♪
I have always loved this story from the Book of Samuel.
About David and Jonathan,
best friends who would do anything for each other.
For their mishpucha.
And now we have the privilege of hearing Casey
give a speech about her Torah portion.
♪ Hava Nigila ♪
♪ Mishpocheh over everything ♪
♪ Nosh and shmooze And dance and sing ♪
♪ Ayyy ♪
♪ Mazel tov, Le khaim ♪
♪ Ayyy ♪
♪ Altz iz gut ♪
Wow. I've always wanted to do that.
I crumpled up my speech because...
my heart just wasn't in it.
I had completely spaced on the point of today.
I am so honored you're all here to celebrate with me.
I was wrong to care more about what happened outside
than what happens in here,
with the people in this room.
And honestly, this room feels empty without my whole family.
I owe so much to my dads,
but also to my chosen family...
...especially my best friend.
♪ Hey! Mazel tov ♪
Odessa?! You-- you're--?
Bad? You know it.
Uh, you coulda just used the bubble blaster--
It was symbolic!
Ugh... you ungrateful... follower!
Don't you know I can ruin you?
Let me go with the gadgets and this party will go down
as the stuff legends are made of.
Otherwise, I post the scathing review
I just typed behind my back.
Spoiler alert:
worst bat mitzvah in history!
Go for it.
As the Talmud says... "Any press is good press."
We'll take that.
Thank you. (stammers) Why?
'Cause this was...
The kookiest...
And coolest...
Best Bat Mitzvah ever.
I can't believe you did that. What about your dream?
My, uh, my dream just needed some re-engineering.
I'll stick Odessa-hot-messa in the coat room
till we decide what to do with her.
Wait! On your way out,
could you possibly... find my friend Lunella?
I need to tell her something.
Tell her what?
That I'm really, really sorry.
For losing sight of what actually matters.
And for hurting her feelings.
I bet she'd forgive you.
She's probably sorry for stoking the flame.
And I bet she's extra sorry
for missing your big moment up there.
Hey, Casey? Speaking of your "big moment",
do you think we could, uh, maybe get back to that?
Oh, yeah. Sorry, Rabbi. Oh, and Moon Girl?
Could you also tell Lunella that
I wanna do the Torah portion over again?
There's a seat waiting for her.
Absolutely.
♪ Baruch Atah Adonai, notein ha Torah ♪
Amen!
Mazel tov!
Now who's ready for a bomb bespoke bagel and nosh buffet?
I can fix this.
Mazel tov!
Oh, speaking of laughter,
did you ever let Odessa out of the coat room?
No, did not. She's still in there.
But don't worry. I made a few calls.
Is this about me borrowing your stuff?
Let's take a chill pill, okay?
I can explain. I was gonna give it back.
♪ 'Cause, I got my pretty, Pretty girl swag on ♪
♪ Hand done nails Gonna make it last long ♪
♪ Bad attitude But I make it fashion ♪
♪ Pretty, pretty girl swag ♪
♪ Pretty, pretty girl swag on ♪
♪ Hand done nails Gonna make it last long ♪
♪ Bad attitude But I make it fashion ♪
♪ Pretty, pretty girl swag ♪
♪ Pretty girl swag ♪
♪ Pretty, pretty girl swag ♪