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(distant car horn honking)
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(theme music playing)
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MOON GIRL:
♪ Ooh, my feet touch
the ground ♪
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♪ Here I am world
Hear that trumpet sound? ♪
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♪ Yeah, I have arrived ♪
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♪ And me and my girls
Bout to dip and slide ♪
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♪ Swerve better make way
Skurt-skurt ♪
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♪ I've got rules to break
Working non stop ♪
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♪ Now it's time to drop ♪
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♪ Ooh, honey boom
Cute, smart, and clever ♪
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SINGER: ♪ If you didn't know it
Now-now you know ♪
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♪ Moon Girl Magic ♪
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MOON GIRL:
♪ Yeah, I'm magic ♪
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SINGER:
♪ Thought you knew? ♪
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MOON GIRL:
♪ Thought you knew, baby? ♪
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♪ Genius, inspiration
overflow ♪
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♪ Moon Girl Magic ♪
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MOON GIRL:
♪ Moon Girl Magic ♪
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SINGER:
♪ Thought you knew? ♪
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MOON GIRL:
♪ Thought you knew, baby! ♪
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RUDY: Ha ha!
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Rockin' Rudy!
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Comin through!
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
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(snorts)
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Rockin' Rudy,
you better pump those brakes!
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Ha ha ha!
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(growls)
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Oh, oh, we're playing chicken?
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Well, joke's on you,
'cause I am a duck!
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Ha ha!
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You will never catch me,
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I'm the craziest cat
in Canarsie!
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♪ Rockin' Rudy
is rollin' out! ♪
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- Ugh! He's vapor.
- (grunts)
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We'll nab him next time.
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(squeals)
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Oh, I've got Shabbat Dinner
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with Casey's dads
in three minutes!
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- (grunts)
- Of course, I'll save you
some challah!
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(grunts)
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(hip-hp music playing)
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- Thanks for the ride, D!
- (grunts)
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(elevator dings)
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(elevator dings)
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Shabbat Shalom!
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ANTONIO: Let's eat!
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Dig in, bubelehs!
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Mmm! What is this dish called?
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Asopao de Brisket.
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Puerto Rican-Jewish fusion.
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- It's me as a dish!
- (giggles)
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Speaking of you,
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are you so excited
for your Bat Mitzvah--
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i.e. the religious
coming-of-age ceremony
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for 13-year-old Jewish girls?
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I did my homework.
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You're exactly right, Lu.
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And lemme tell you:
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our Casey-face is doing
a fantastic job
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learning the Hebrew
she has to sing
for the ceremony.
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- I'm kvelling.
- (exclaims in Spanish)
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All those years
of Karaoke training
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are payin' off, right, mija?
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ISAAC: Oy, don't tell me
you're looking at...
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...pictures of the Triplets'
b'not mitzvah?
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Again?
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Wait, who are The Triplets?
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(all groan)
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My rich, smug,
carbon-copy cousins.
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Lara, Laura, and Laurel.
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They had their
Bat Mitzvah last month.
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Made-to-order gelato,
prototype VR games,
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kangaroo petting zoo,
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alucinante swag bags...
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And worst of all,
my social-media idol ,
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Odessa Drake, posted that
she heard the party was, quote,
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"off the gold chain!"
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Odessa's the most
influential influencer
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who's ever influenced!
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If she types one word
about your party,
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i-t's a smash hit.
- (Lunella sighs)
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Casey, Casey, Casey.
Girl, what are you
worried about?
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You could throw
the party of the year
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with three dollars
and a jar of pickles.
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Actually, she already did.
Her sixth birthday.
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It was featured in
the style section.
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Thanks, Lu,
but this will be less of a party
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and more
of a private bagel reception.
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Who doesn't love bagels?
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And if I know you,
you got this on lox.
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(nervous chuckle)
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You know what
this moment calls for?
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Claro que si.
The wedding photo.
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Aww! So beautiful!
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ISAAC: It was just us,
our inner circle,
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and an impromptu take-over
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of the Sheep's Meadow
in Central Park.
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ANTONIO:
It was simple, sure,
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but when we looked around
at all those faces...
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ISAAC:
The faces of our chosen family,
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ANTONIO: We realized we had
everything we needed.
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Because we got to share that
day with the people we love.
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(both) It was perfect.
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Thanks, Dads.
I really needed that.
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And who knows, maybe
the Triplets won't even come!
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The Triplets are coming.
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Well good!
'Cause this chocolate fountain
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is gonna knock their
cashmere socks off
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at your bagel reception!
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(gasps, grunts)
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Ahh!
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- (squelching)
- Oh, jeez.
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I may have juiced up
the impeller too much.
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- (groans)
- Hey, you okay?
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It's not that I want
a highly-publicized
star-studded red carpet event
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that goes down as the best
Bat Mitzvah in Jewish history,
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it's just that ...
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...yes I do! It's my dream.
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Is that terrible?
Am I the worst?
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Oh, no, no, you're the best.
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And if that's what you want,
then that's what you'll get.
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What's that, Casey?
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Oh! You said there are gonna be celebrities
at your bat mitzvah?!
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No way!
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Wha-- Yes...?
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- What are you talking about?
- I got you, Case!
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That's amazing!
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I can't believe Moon Girl
and Devil Dinosaur are coming!
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And that everyone
in this room is invited!
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(cheering)
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(upbeat music playing)
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(both exclaim)
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(chomps, munches)
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- (whimpers)
- Nah, too fluffy?
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Okay, let's try the balls
from 2nd Avenue.
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♪ Bar'chu et Adonai
Ham'vorach... ♪
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(phone chimes)
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Ugh, it's probably
my dad reminding me
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to write my Bat Mitzvah speech.
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Great-Matzoh-Balls-of-Fire!
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Whoa! What is it, girl?
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(gasps) Odessa just DM'd me!
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She heard about
Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur
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- and she wants to come!
- (squeals) That's huge!
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(laughs) I can't wait to see
the look on the triplets' faces.
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Odessa only posted
about their party
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but she's gonna be at mine!
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Oh, this never would have
happened without Moon Girl, Lu!
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I gotchu, Case!
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As long as I still get to come
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to the ceremony as me,
and not Moon Girl.
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You couldn't pay me
to miss that!
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Uh, duh!
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- This is gonna be épico!
- (Lunella exclaims)
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(upbeat music playing)
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Ahh! A Bat Mitzvah morning.
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The sun is shining.
New York is alive.
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- (tires squeal)
- (cars honk)
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Ah, like music, baby. Gershwin.
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Ah, Shabbat Shalom, Rabbi
Ryda!
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And a million thanks for letting
Casey do this...
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not entirely traditional
bat mitzvah red carpet.
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As long as you're
in the sanctuary at call time,
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I don't care
what you do out here.
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Plus, I like Moon Girl.
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She's a real supermensch.
(gasps) Speaking of...
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Give it up for
the Woman of the Hour...
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(sing-song) Casey!
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♪ 'Cause, I got pretty,
Pretty girl swag on ♪
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♪ Hand done nails
Gonna make it last long ♪
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♪ Bad attitude
But I make it fashion ♪
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♪ Pretty, pretty girl swag on ♪
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♪ Pretty, pretty girl swag on ♪
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♪ Hand done nails
Gonna make it last long ♪
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♪ Bad attitude
But I make it fashion ♪
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♪ Pretty girl swag on ♪
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♪ Swag ♪
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What an entrance, mijita.
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She got that from me.
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- Oh, so must be Casey's dads!
- Moon Girl!
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Color me starstruck!
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Casey's really come alive
since you started
working together.
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(chuckles)
Our collab was beshert.
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And she speaks Yiddish!
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This one's a keeper!
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Love the red!
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- You match my shoes.
- (Devil Dinosaur grunts)
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(tires squeal)
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(dramatic music)
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The triplets are coming.
The triplets are coming!
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- (panting)
- Hey, hey.
Deep breaths, you got this.
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I can't wait till they see...
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(hip hop beat)
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Odessa!
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(cheering)
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♪ 'Cause we have the throne
Bring it! ♪
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(gasps) Odessa,
it is such an honor!
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Casey!
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Major gratitude for having me,
this is gonna be sick!
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And girl, that dress...
(grunts)
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Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur!
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(grunts)
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Hey everyone, Odessa here at
Casey Goldberg-Calderon's
epic Bat Mitzvah
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with my favorite superheroes,
M-G and Big D in the house!
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Now do me a super sweet solid
and click like and subscribe!
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- (sighs) I can't feel my face.
- (giggles)
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So M-G-- can I call you M-G?
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I'm just gonna do it!
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Did you bring your
Bubble Blaster?
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I am obsessed
with the Bubble Blaster.
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(chuckles) Are electrons
subatomic particles?
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Um... yeah, they are.
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I, I keep all my gadgets
in my pack.
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It would be absolutely iconic
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if you did, like,
a demonstration for the crowd.
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Oh, but it's your party, Casey.
Totally up to you.
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That would be iconic!
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But it's up to M-G.
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Casey, you know I got you!
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Make some noise
for the Bat Mitzvah Girl!
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- Dang.
- Impressive.
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Whoa.
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(gasps) My phone is blowing up!
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People are saying
this is the coolest event
of the year!
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It's a good feeling, right?
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Every day is Christmas
when you're famous.
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- Hanukkah.
- Uh-huh. Sure.
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♪ Yo, no time like today
Let's get it ♪
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♪ My best can't stop me
Winning ♪
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♪ On the way to the top
No limit ♪
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♪ No time like today
Let's get it ♪
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-♪ Let's get it ♪
-♪ Yo ♪
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♪ No time like today
Let's get it ♪
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♪ My best can't stop me
Winning ♪
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♪ On the way to the top
No limit ♪
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(cheering)
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You liking this,
Goldberg-Calderon?
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Case?
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Coming at you live
from Temple...
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I'm Casey, and you're lucky
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that you get to witness
the coolest Bat Mitzvah bash
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in N-Y-C history!
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- (squeals)
- MOON GIRL: Yo, Case!
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Yo! Let us try
the Glitter-Slinger!
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Dude, leave her alone.
That thing is not a toy.
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Oh, come on, M-G!
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Do the poor boy
a super sweet solid!
248
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Yeah! Please?!
249
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I-- (sighs) I don't know.
250
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Go for it, champ.
251
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- Gotcha!
- Hey!
252
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(groans) This is gonna be
everywhere forever!
253
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:16,217
So, the Triplets
are pinching themselves,
254
00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:18,094
Odessa's got your
fame game covered...
255
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Legendary party status achieved,
(chuckles)
256
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dream fulfilled, right?
257
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:23,808
Earth to Casey?
258
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,059
That glitter shot blew up faster
259
00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,728
than your chocolate fountain!
260
00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,646
Heh. Yeah, so, whaddya say
261
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,857
we wrap this thing up
and I can go change?
262
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,526
Casey! Family photo
before we go inside.
263
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,736
Wait, where's Lunella?
264
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:35,820
Ah, perfect timing.
265
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,530
I'll do a quick change
in the photo booth
266
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and get into my dress,
okay, Case?
267
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,867
Commence phase two.
268
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,786
Casey, let's grab
a pic of your fam for my feed!
269
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,830
I can't believe this!
270
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,165
A bucket list moment.
271
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,876
Okay, um, uh, Moon Girl,
272
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can you take a picture of her
taking a picture of us?!
273
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:52,837
Oh, uh...
274
00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:01,679
(sad music playing)
275
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,894
Okay, people, love the energy,
276
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:11,731
but we have some Torah to read,
so let's save the schmoozing
277
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,567
for the bagel reception,
all right?
278
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,569
Wasn't that incredible?!
279
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,781
Case... you know, I think
it's time for me to tap out.
280
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:20,782
Oh, just five more minutes.
281
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,576
Thanks to you,
this party is, like, next level.
282
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,745
You're not listening.
283
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,080
I'm telling you I'm done.
284
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,916
And I really don't want
to be late for the service.
285
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,085
Oh, sure, of course.
286
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:35,046
Hey, maybe Moon Girl
should stay out here
287
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:37,048
while you do your thing inside!
288
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:40,218
That would cement this as
the event of the season.
289
00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,136
Even better than
the haunted house quinceañera
290
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,972
where they hired a real ghost!
291
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,724
I've done case studies
of that party!
292
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,893
Listen, truth be told,
the ceremony is actually
super boring,
293
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:52,814
- so would ya mind--
- Okay! We gotta talk.
294
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,440
Case, what's your problem?
295
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,276
Ahh! Your foot's on my dress!
296
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,612
See! You even care more about
your precious dress
297
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,947
than this conversation!
298
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:01,990
Why are you so mad?!
299
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,866
Aren't you happy for me?
300
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,535
And this whole thing
was your idea!
301
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,954
And a brilliant one,
I might add.
302
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,416
That was before I knew you were
gonna turn into a Bat-Zilla!
303
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,959
(gasps)
304
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,669
Is that what you
really think of me?
305
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,587
I definitely know
what you think of me
306
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:17,922
after that red carpet.
307
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,341
Not as your best friend,
that's for sure.
308
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,592
Is this about
the Glitter Slinger?
309
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,053
It's about all of it!
310
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:26,764
(sighs) But I guess you care more
311
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,142
about throwing the party
of the century
312
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,602
than being my best friend.
313
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,855
- I n--
- ISAAC: Casey, it's go-time!
314
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,402
(sad music playing)
315
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,286
- (shutter clicks)
- Wait!
316
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,328
(gulps)
317
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,000
(gasps)
318
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,017
Come on, D.
319
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:13,519
- (grunts)
- Show's over.
320
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,146
(groans)
321
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:17,190
I just need to grab my backpack.
322
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,901
(sighs) Where'd it get to, anyway?
323
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:23,237
(whirring)
324
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,031
(gasps) Hey!
325
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,205
(gasps) Odessa Drake's
a bad influencer!
326
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,707
BEYONDER:
This heiress caught
everyone unaw-eiress.
327
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,667
Odessa was born into a life
of glam and scam
328
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,670
as the daughter
of the head of New York's
elite Thieves Guild!
329
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,089
Her jam?
330
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:44,842
Stealing superhero gear
and fencing it to fund
her social life.
331
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,636
Unfollow this villain!
332
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:50,556
Ay! Ayo! You stole my stuff
and my best friend!
333
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,059
(laughs) I told you--
334
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:57,021
(laughs)
335
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,148
I'm your biggest fan!
336
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,161
(grunting)
337
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,206
(roars)
338
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,999
You don't wanna
mess with me, M.G.!
339
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,376
(gasps)
340
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,462
(laughs)
341
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,674
Guard this door, D--
do not let her slip out!
342
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,300
(grunts)
343
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:30,721
(Jewish music playing)
344
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,724
Good Shabbos. Good Shabbos.
345
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,893
Good Shabbos. Love the hair.
346
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,941
Casey, sweetheart,
are you all right?
347
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,110
I haven't seen Lunella,
have you?
348
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,281
(sniffles)
349
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,784
(whirring)
350
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,203
(sighs) Now where did she?
351
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,329
Ahh!
352
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,790
You betrayed Casey
just to take my tech?!
353
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,792
Yup! But you can have this back.
354
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,919
I don't even know
what this does.
355
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:04,130
Well, it does this.
356
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,591
(music starts)
357
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:07,842
(record scratch)
358
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,302
Quiet please!
359
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,888
- BOTH: Hey!
- No playing music in temple!
360
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:12,889
Not on Shabbos!
361
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,057
Aw, my apologies.
362
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,100
Seriously, no disrespect.
363
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,644
I just work better
with a soundtrack, you know?
364
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,521
- We can split?
- Yeah. Cool.
365
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,649
Where were we?
366
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:27,737
♪ Hava Nigila ♪
367
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,156
♪ Mishpocheh over everything ♪
368
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,783
♪ Nosh and shmooze
And dance and sing ♪
369
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,161
♪ Ayyy ♪
370
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,162
♪ Mazel tov ♪
371
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,371
♪ Le khaim ♪
372
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,832
♪ Ayyy ♪
373
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,584
♪ Altz iz gut ♪
374
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:03,356
CASEY: ♪ O vey, I don't know
What's come over me? ♪
375
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,524
♪ Clout chasin' made me
Go a little nuts ♪
376
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,652
♪ Couldn't see through
All of the shmutz ♪
377
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:10,154
♪ Likes and follows
Made me hollow ♪
378
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,782
♪ But I have seen the light ♪
379
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,992
♪ My BFF and this yenta ♪
380
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,702
♪ Are in a girl fight ♪
381
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,037
♪ Girl fight! ♪
382
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,749
I have always loved this story
from the Book of Samuel.
383
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,834
About David and Jonathan,
384
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:27,004
best friends who would
do anything for each other.
385
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,881
For their mishpucha.
386
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:32,843
And now we have
the privilege of hearing Casey
387
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,680
give a speech
about her Torah portion.
388
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:41,018
♪ Hava Nigila ♪
389
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,938
♪ Mishpocheh over everything ♪
390
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,815
♪ Nosh and shmooze
And dance and sing ♪
391
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:48,985
♪ Ayyy ♪
392
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,361
♪ Mazel tov, Le khaim ♪
393
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,572
♪ Ayyy ♪
394
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,241
♪ Altz iz gut ♪
395
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,410
Wow. I've always
wanted to do that. (chuckles)
396
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,497
I crumpled up
my speech because...
397
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,292
my heart just wasn't in it.
398
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:07,545
I had completely spaced
on the point of today.
399
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,715
I am so honored
you're all here
to celebrate with me.
400
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:13,342
I was wrong to care more about
what happened outside
401
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,136
than what happens in here,
402
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,054
with the people in this room.
403
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,766
And honestly, this room feels
empty without my whole family.
404
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,228
I owe so much to my dads,
405
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,230
but also to my chosen family...
406
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,317
...especially my best friend.
407
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,694
♪ Hey! Mazel tov ♪
408
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:41,704
(grunts)
409
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,789
Odessa?! You-- you're--?
410
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,499
Bad? You know it.
411
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,054
Uh, you coulda just used
the bubble blaster--
412
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,805
It was symbolic!
413
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:04,268
Ugh... you ungrateful...
follower!
414
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,604
Don't you know I can ruin you?
415
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,481
- (laughs)
- (gasps)
416
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,192
Let me go with the gadgets
and this party will go down
417
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,194
as the stuff
legends are made of.
418
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,988
Otherwise,
I post the scathing review
419
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,656
I just typed behind my back.
420
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:18,991
Spoiler alert:
421
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,494
worst bat mitzvah in history!
422
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,339
- Go for it.
- (gasps)
423
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:37,676
As the Talmud says...
"Any press is good press."
424
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,136
We'll take that.
425
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,934
Thank you. (stammers) Why?
426
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,227
'Cause this was...
427
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:47,812
The kookiest...
428
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,021
And coolest...
429
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,399
Best Bat Mitzvah ever.
430
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,443
I can't believe you did that.
What about your dream?
431
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:58,614
My, uh, my dream just
needed some re-engineering.
432
00:19:58,823 --> 00:19:59,698
(chuckles)
433
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,451
I'll stick Odessa-hot-messa
in the coat room
434
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,662
till we decide what
to do with her.
435
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:09,625
Wait! On your way out,
436
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:13,879
could you possibly...
find my friend Lunella?
437
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,673
I need to tell her something.
438
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,383
Tell her what?
439
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:20,970
That I'm really, really sorry.
440
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,181
For losing sight
of what actually matters.
441
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,016
And for hurting her feelings.
442
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,310
I bet she'd forgive you.
443
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:32,523
She's probably sorry
for stoking the flame.
444
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,859
And I bet she's extra sorry
445
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,236
for missing your
big moment up there.
446
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:40,865
Hey, Casey?
Speaking of your "big moment",
447
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,451
do you think we could, uh, maybe
get back to that?
448
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:46,203
Oh, yeah. Sorry, Rabbi.
Oh, and Moon Girl?
449
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,038
Could you also tell Lunella that
450
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,416
I wanna do
the Torah portion over again?
451
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,501
There's a seat waiting for her.
452
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,336
Absolutely.
453
00:20:54,628 --> 00:21:00,259
CASEY: ♪ Baruch Atah Adonai,
notein ha Torah ♪
454
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:04,889
Amen!
455
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,640
ALL: Mazel tov!
456
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:13,647
Now who's ready
for a bomb bespoke bagel
and nosh buffet?
457
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:18,903
(slurps, grunts)
458
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,863
I can fix this.
459
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:23,449
(upbeat music playing)
460
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,623
("Hava Nigila" playing)
461
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,168
(laughs)
462
00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:35,419
ALL: Mazel tov!
463
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,588
(Casey laughs)
464
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,298
Oh, speaking of laughter,
465
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,759
did you ever let Odessa
out of the coat room?
466
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:44,094
No, did not.
She's still in there.
467
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:46,263
But don't worry.
I made a few calls.
468
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:48,015
(grunts)
469
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,603
Is this about me
borrowing your stuff?
470
00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:56,148
(nervous chuckle)
Let's take a chill pill, okay?
471
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,108
I can explain.
I was gonna give it back.
472
00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,443
(nervous chuckle)
473
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,325
♪ 'Cause, I got my pretty,
Pretty girl swag on ♪
474
00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:08,327
♪ Hand done nails
Gonna make it last long ♪
475
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,454
♪ Bad attitude
But I make it fashion ♪
476
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,540
♪ Pretty, pretty girl swag ♪
477
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,334
♪ Pretty, pretty girl swag on ♪
478
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,336
♪ Hand done nails
Gonna make it last long ♪
479
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:19,380
♪ Bad attitude
But I make it fashion ♪
480
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,966
♪ Pretty, pretty girl swag ♪
481
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:24,885
♪ Pretty girl swag ♪
482
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,430
♪ Pretty girl swag ♪
483
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,724
♪ Pretty, pretty girl swag ♪