♪ Ooh, my feet touched the ground ♪
♪ Here I am, world Hear that trumpet sound? ♪
♪ Yeah, I have arrived ♪
♪ And me and my girls 'bout to dip and slide ♪
♪ Swerve ♪
♪ Better make way, skurt-skurt ♪
♪ I got rules to break ♪
♪ Workin' non-stop Now it's time to drop ♪
♪ Ooh, honey, boom Cute, smart, and clever ♪
♪ If you didn't know it ♪
♪ Now-now you know ♪
♪ Moon Girl Magic ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm Magic! ♪
♪ Thought you knew ♪
♪ Thought you knew, baby ♪
♪ Genius, inspiration overflow ♪
♪ Moon Girl Magic ♪
♪ Moon Girl Magic! ♪
♪ Thought you knew ♪
♪ Thought you knew, baby ♪
...and what I'm saying is,
New York bagels are objectively superior
because our tap water has a low concentration
of calcium and magnesium,
so the gluten in the dough is...
I'm doing it again, aren't I?
Lu, you should def be proud of your science brain.
I just wish you had someone our age
to make beautiful gadgets with.
I don't know, Case.
I think it's always gonna be
me, myself, and science.
Uh, situation at two o'clock.
Uh, hello? Can I help you?
No!
My perfect bagel and schmear!
What's that guy's glitch?
I worry about our generation.
Too much screen time.
Oh! Gotta dash.
LOS wanted to see me before school.
Tell them I say hi!
How would you feel
about giving a tour to a new student this morning?
Happy to!
I know these halls like the back of my handheld X-ray machine.
So, this kid is... unique.
All I ask is, you take some time
to really get to know him,
and-- Oh, here he is!
Lunella, meet Marvin Ellis.
The bagel assassin.
Ooh, so, clean slate. I'm Lunella.
And I am Marvin.
Deeply... how do you say,
- uh, sorry, about earlier? - No sweat.
Well, here you got your basic lockers.
Yes, we had weapons lockers
at my old school.
So you went to military school then?
Affirmative. I majored in interrogation and flag folding.
This is laughing, right? Why are we doing it?
So, bathroom's are over there,
art room on the left, cafeteria straight ahead.
- Any questions? - Just the basics.
Uh, who ranks highest in combat drills here,
- and how tall are you? - Excuse me?
Be thinking fast!
What was that?
A reflex test. You... failed. Large time.
Ah, time for P.E.
Oh, I already used the facilities.
I think you missed
an exponent in that binomial theorem.
Oh, dang, you're right.
Marvin? Wha... How do you know...
Wait, you're out of the game already?
We played something like this at my old school.
I've got a perfect strategy.
I get out on purpose right away so I can
work on my projects
on the sidelines!
So wait, wait!
You like math and science and stuff?
No, I love math and science and stuff!
I was pretty much every bully's
favorite target at my old school.
Hey, uh, maybe you'd wanna,
I dunno, fire up the ol' Bunsen Burners
together, sometime, hm?
I...
I... I have to take this.
Well played, LOS.
Well played.
Greetings, Father!
Stand up straight!
Salute your superior.
Sir, yes, sir, Father!
Mel-Varr, you look ridiculous.
It's my human disguise for planet C-53,
or "Earth" as they call it.
See, I designed a serum that absorbs
the blue light and reflects it--
Less science, more soldiering.
You're on a mission, Mel-Varr, yes?
Affirmative, sir!
And why are you on this mission?
Because I failed out of the Kree Combat Academy
three times, and now, I must capture
a human superhero to prove myself as a warrior.
Well, I hope this "Moon Girl" is a worthy opponent,
despite her young age.
Oh, yes, super hardcore.
Anywho, I infiltrated enemy lines
to try and learn her secret identity.
Thought I had a match, but...
my scans ruled her out.
I... I will shift tactics,
locate Moon Girl on her patrol tonight,
obliterate her, and then--
Love you, miss you, please be proud of me, bye!
Geez, why is it so quiet?
Is there a villain conference or something?
Speak of the Devil...
- No, D. Not you. - Not you.
I am Mel-Varr,
mighty warrior here to vanquish you
in the name--
in the name of The Kree Empire.
OK, Kid Kree.
Let's do this!
Watch out!
Are those guided energy blasts?
Whoa! Did you build that yourself?
Like it? I mean, give up, earthling!
Me, out-teched!
Ugh, I tell ya, D,
next time Kid Kree attacks,
we're gonna bring that alien down to Earth!
Deal?
Jinx.
- Rough night? - Affirmative.
- Quite negative. - Same.
But you know what always cheers me up?
Digging up an old circuit board and
setting a timer to see if I can implement
a circular capacitive touch sensor in under three minutes.
So, Marvin. Um...
I don't know if this is too much, too soon,
but I was wondering if you...
wanted to help me make a plasma shield?
I love plasma technology.
Amazing!
I wanted to make something super advanced for, um...
...dodgeball.
I started the blueprints but I'm stuck
on the photo-chromatic filter
Can I just say how happy I am
that you found your soul-nerd, Lu?
I'll give you guys some privacy. Ciao, ciao!
What if we start by constructing
a lattice of carbon-based molecules?
Could that work?
Could a diamond evaporate
at 1405 degrees Fahrenheit?
Yes!
♪ Yeah, hey ♪
♪ Ooh, wee ♪
♪ Rah, rah, rah, rah, rah ♪
♪ Ooh, wee ♪
♪ Run it, run it ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ Rah, rah, rah, rah, rah ♪
♪ Ooh, wee ♪
♪ Run it, run it ♪
♪ Alright, check one, check two ♪
♪ I'm here So tell me, where are you? ♪
♪ It's showtime, showtime ♪
♪ Oh, my You need to come on through ♪
♪ I just made a checklist ♪
♪ We gon' take over the world ♪
♪ It's gonna be sweeter than sugar ♪
♪ With cinnamon swirl ♪
♪ We'll be shining brighter ♪
♪ Than the diamonds with the pearls ♪
♪ And right now is the time ♪
Objective almost achieved!
Just a few more tweaks, and this bad boy
will be ready to go!
Oh, uh, gotta run.
Hey, um...
do you wanna come over tonight, Marvin?
- Meet my folks? - Sure.
Do you need assistance
in family hand-to-hand combat night?
Uh, no.
- I mean, for dinner. - Oh!
That would be so full of wonder!
Uh, I have to take care of something for my dad first, though.
It's cool. I gotta take care of something, too.
I'll see ya after.
Oh, and uh...
- Marvin? - Yes, Lunella?
I'm really glad you moved here.
Later, soul-nerd!
Look, kid, can you hurry this up and lose?
'Cause I got places to be!
If you're in such a rush, human. Why don't you just surrender?
This victory is for my valiant forefathers.
Moon Girl magic!
Dang, D, it's almost time for dinner.
Let's wrap this up!
Now, let's see if my new glove mods worked.
Ooh!
Ha! Decked by tech!
Ooh, well, hello, beautiful.
OK, my dad's are taking me
to a fairytale masquerade ball in the West Village,
and I want my look to be "evil stepsister chic."
So, this shirt, or... What's that?
Kid Kree dropped it. I can't crack it!
It's some kind of intergalactic--
Cell phone? Oh, gimme, gimme!
It's alien tech, you won't be able to--
Cadet Mel-Varr,
Daily log, 16:07 local time on planet C-53.
My ongoing battle against Moon Girl goes well.
I fought her valiantly.
Steadily wearing her down.
Uh, wha... That boy is tellin' stories!
...she makes a mistake and... It's so hot in here,
just gotta... Sweat making it stick to my...
Ugh, whoa!
Marvin?
Wow, that's much better.
OK, so, in conclusion,
when I defeat Moon Girl, it will be a great victory
for the Kree Empire, and for you, Father. Uh, sir!
Wow.
Marvin is Kid Kree?
I trusted him,
and turns out he's a supervillain?
Was he playing me this whole time?
Lying to me this whole time?
Was our friendship even real?
I'm so sorry, Lu--
Ho-ho-ho,
I am gonna break him down
- like pepsin on protein! - Take a deep breath, here.
Totally fine to be mad, but,
do you really think whoever that was
is the real Marvin?
I saw how you were together.
That was some genuine nerd love.
Maybe talk to him before doing anything rash.
What... Who are you?
I'm Moon Girl.
The superhero your kid was supposed to capture.
Where's Mel-Varr?
Oh, Kid Kree?
Yeah, me and my Dino kicked that
weak-sauce, pathetic excuse for a warrior
to the curb!
Moon Girl out!
Alien menace smited!
Lunella! Maybe,
don't antagonize
the scary, scowling extra-terrestrial!
Guys like that are all show.
Speaking of show, you should get to yours.
And I should get to dinner with my nemesis.
Hello...
Marvin.
So how are you liking your new school, Marvin?
By all objective measures,
the best place in the universe.
Very different from my old academy.
You want some lima beans, babygirl?
Oh, no, thank you, Pops.
I don't care for lima beans
because they have the word "lie" right up front
More for me, then.
So, how is I.S. 833 different? What have you been studying?
- Well-- - In English today,
we learned about Norse Mythology
and that Loki is the God of Mischief.
You know what that means?
He's fun at parties?
He lies!
Oh, uh, by the way, Marvin...
I found your cell phone.
- You're-- - Puh-lease,
like you didn't know.
Aah!
- What is happening? - Agh!
Bob and weave, baby! Bob and weave!
Oh, uh, your dad called earlier. Nice guy.
What? You talked to my father?
Yeah, yeah! I told him all about how well you're doing down here.
He's probably coming to get me now.
Well, that's nice. Maybe we'll get to meet him.
No! That is not a good idea.
Why not? We're respectable people.
- Dang it! - No, it's not you.
It's just that, my father can be kind of...
unreasonable.
What do you mean, child?
My... my father has certain...
expectations.
How I'm supposed to act,
who I'm supposed to be.
And because of that,
sometimes I put on this...
armor.
But it's not who I am,
not who I really am, on the inside.
And, Lunella,
she's the only one who's ever seen the real me.
Or at least I thought she did.
Thank you for your hospitality.
Wait, wait! I'll come with you!
That'll just make it worse.
And, by the way...
I didn't know.
Come on, D!
We gotta help Marvin.
Yeah, yeah. Marvin is the villain, but,
you know, he's also my friend.
And, ugh, I did him so wrong!
Good thing I put that tracker
in his fancy space phone.
Let's go!
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ I'm just plain and simple ♪
♪ Can't you tell by touching my hand? ♪
♪ See, I wanna be a friend ♪
♪ But you can't keep testing me Over and over again ♪
- ♪ Tell me ♪ - ♪ Is that what you believe ♪
♪ Is that what you believe now? ♪
- ♪ Come closer, and you will see ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, tell me ♪
- ♪ If you know love, you will agree ♪ - ♪ Check your love history ♪
- ♪ Everybody's got a book to read ♪ - ♪ Everybody, everybody ♪
♪ Got a book to read, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, darling ♪
♪ We need it ♪
♪ Just letting out ♪
♪ Just getting real, keep real ♪
♪ Real, real, real ♪
♪ I don't know what you talkin' bout ♪
♪ I'm going home ♪
Get onboard, Mel-Varr.
Sir, I'm sorry--
You can contemplate your failure on the way
to the institute for Patriotic Re-Education.
Marvin!
Lunella? What are you doing here?
I came to help you!
Help me?
You ruined everything!
This is the supposed superhero who bested you?
Step aside, boy, and I'll show you
what a real warrior looks like.
Devil!
I made a mistake!
I shouldn't have acted out of anger.
In my defense...
...I'd just found out you were my enemy
and I thought you'd been faking our whole friendship,
but still!
I was only your enemy
because I didn't know it was really you!
But when you found out,
you set me up and stabbed me in the back!
It's true! I did.
Pathetic and futile, girl.
Mel-Varr! Stasis Sphere!
Well done, warrior.
There may be hope for you yet.
- Marvin! Stop! - Why didn't you just talk to me?
I know! I should have!
I jumped to conclusions without looking deeper,
without looking for the great person I got to know.
The person I call my friend.
Enough wasting time. Put her in the ship's hold.
You don't have to do this, Marvin.
I know this isn't the real you.
Now you finish what you came here to do.
I'll eliminate the lizard.
Mel-Varr!
Call me Kid Kree!
Yo, Marvin! Catch!
Oh, you finished it!
And you made two!
Like friendship bracelets.
I'm sorry, Father, but
I'm never gonna be like you.
I have to follow my own path,
even if that means you'll never accept me.
You built all these things?
Uh, the plasma shields with Lunella,
but the rest, uh... yes, sir!
I'd always hoped that one day
you'd become a respected Kree warrior.
However...
your tech skills are...
astounding.
They could be a tremendous asset
to the Kree Empire...
...my son.
- Hmm? - So we can stay in touch.
Soul-nerds like us gotta stick together.
Thanks, Marvin.
You know, it's nice,
to feel a little less alone in the universe.
It is nice.
- Hey, yo, Kid Kree! - Huh?
Text me!
♪ Flick, flick, flick a switch ♪
♪ Turn around, turn it on ♪
♪ I, I said I'm ready ♪
♪ Dial it in, turn it up ♪
♪ D-d-d dial it in, turn it up ♪
♪ Glitter, glitter, watch me flicker ♪
♪ Silver screens, magazines ♪
♪ Take a, take a, take a number ♪
♪ Number one, let's have some fun ♪
♪ Let-let-let-let let's have some fun ♪