[car horns honking]
[theme song playing]
♪ Ooh, my feet Touch the ground ♪
♪ Here I am, world Hear that trumpet sound? ♪
♪ Yeah, I have arrived ♪
♪ And me and my girls 'Bout to dip and slide ♪
♪ Swerve, better make way ♪
♪ Skur-skur I got rules to break ♪
♪ Workin' non-stop Now it's time to drop ♪
♪ Ooh, honey boom Who's smart, high five ♪
♪ If you didn't know it Now-now you know ♪
- ♪ Moon Girl Magic! ♪ - ♪ Yeah I'm Magic! ♪
- ♪ Thought you knew ♪ - ♪ Thought you knew, baby! ♪
♪ Genius Inspiration overflow ♪
- ♪ Moon Girl Magic! ♪ - ♪ Moon Girl Magic! ♪
- ♪ Thought you knew ♪ - ♪ Thought you knew, baby! ♪
[giggles]
[vibration pounding]
The vibrations are compromising
even the non-rigid amorphous structures.
Please tell me that's nerd for
"everything's going to be okay."
Oh! This is all my fault!
Why did I want those stupid, stupid sneakers?
[Lunella] Nope and nope. Nope and nope.
Oh! Yes!
- Bobby the man! - [R&B music playing on phone]
♪ Stiltin' in my Beast-O 3s, yeah ♪
♪ Walkin' like me, yeah ♪
♪ Stiltin' In my Beast-O 3s, yeah ♪
[melody echoes]
♪ Burnin' up the streets When I walk in these ♪
♪ Temperature check I'm a hundred degrees ♪
♪ Way too rare These from overseas ♪
♪ Livin' atop of the world I'm above the trees ♪
Oh, hey. Notice anything different?
Huh. Your hair is ...635 centimeters shorter?
No, that's not it.
Mirame. They're Beast-O 3s!
From the Bobby the Myth song?
Yup. They cost--
Which is why I spent my entire weekend
entering social media contests to win a pair.
I'm pretty sure the finger cramps'll be worth it.
Well, I spent my weekend getting new sneaks, too.
And behold!
I installed a gecko-inspired
synthetic sea tile on the bottom,
giving them super grip so your girl
will never slip in P.E. ever again.
Impressed by your tech, obvs,
but let's let these shoes
have their moment in the sun.
But not literally. It's best if they're kept
in a climate-controlled environment.
They're cool, but I'm not really into
the whole trends thing.
So you can do you
and I'll just do...
[animals growling]
...me.
[♪]
Casey! You're beastin'
- in those Beast-O 3s. - Yeah. Good looks.
Thanks, mirame.
Ugh. Case.
I... feel... strange.
[gasps] Did it happen?
Oh, they grow up so fast.
I'll get the heating pad.
No, no, it's not that.
It's those stupid shoes.
Now I feel weird being the only one
in the world without a pair.
Don't be dramatic. You're not the only one.
[♪]
[cackles]
Behold! I am...
You have got to be kidding me!
Ugh, you don't even have feet!
No, but I got taste.
- [Moon Girl grunts] - [snickers]
[grunting]
Ugh! I have got to get a pair.
- [Devil questions] - I'll just ask my mom.
I mean, look at this face.
There's no way she'd say...
No.
Please, Mom!
They only cost--
What do you mean--?
Have you lost your mind?
You already have a pair of shoes.
But everyone at school has them.
If everyone wore a banana on their head, would you do it?
Well, potassium is one of the most important minerals in the body.
It helps regulate nerve signals.
Well, my nerve is signaling no.
Besides, we raised you better than to chase
- after the Joneses. - [James gasps]
That braggadocious Jimmy just posted a new picture
of him eating caviar at a fancy restaurant.
What about me? I want caviar, too!
Look, it's not what's on your feet,
it's what between your ears.
[kisses]
You're right! I'll use
that stuff between my ears!
[♪]
[elevator bell dings]
Hey, ladies...
[saw whirring]
- [saw buzzing] - Did you--?
Take a CO2 absorbing
ventilation system, combine with hydrogen
to create carbon filament,
then use said filament
in a hand-crafted digital blueprint
to 3-D print a pair
of the hottest sneakers in the world.
- And you know it. - [Devil exclaims]
Sorry, D.
[quietly] His process requires silence.
So you created primo fabric
via groundbreaking artificial photosynthesis
to make a pair of knock-offs?
I prefer the term scientific substitute.
And I need these shoes.
With my tech, and Devil's steady claw,
no one will even know the difference.
Yo! What are those?!
[nervously] They're Beast-O 3s. Duh! Heh.
Beast-O 3s?
More like Beast No Please!
The logo isn't even right.
Dang it, Devil.
[laughter]
Hit me.
Sorry, Lu, but I'm cutting you off.
I present to you...
Wish-Tar!
Got it for a great price,
straight from Coney Island!
Cha-ching!
I wish I was eatin' caviar
for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
[whirrs] Your wish is granted.
You hear that? I'm gonna live like a king!
Back to work, Your Highness.
Comin', Ma.
Maybe playing the machine
will help you get your mind off things?
Okay, fine.
I wish I could get back the 20
I spent on 3-D printing supplies,
more nacho cheese
and those Beast-O 3s.
[whirrs] Your wish is granted.
[malfunctioning warbled speech]
[powers off]
[both exclaim]
[sinister laugh]
Miss me?
[♪]
Beyonder?
Ooh!
My sciatic nerve is barkin'.
- [howling] - Yeah, you got a lot of nerve
poppin' up here.
Can you get into disguise or something?
Jeez! What's with all the hostility?
What did I ever do to you?
[scoffs] Let's see.
You got me stuck
in an interdimensional wasteland.
Turned Coney Island into a creepy murder park.
And almost destroyed our entire planet
over a science fair.
Okay, okay!
I admit, my presence
tends to have a questionable impact
on your lives, but I've been reflecting
since our run-in with my foes,
and I want to turn over a new leaf, my friends.
Friends? Friends don't make
other friends' lives mayhem.
That's exactly what you do every time you pop up.
- Not every time. - [both] Every time!
Ugh. Can we get away from this wretched thing?
Wouldn't believe how exhausting
it's been listening to you humans obsess
over things you don't have!
Not everyone can snap fingers
and magically get what they want.
Yeah. Some of us are stuck on the outskirts
while everyone else is a part of something really cool.
Is this about that incredibly embarrassing moment
- you had at school? - [Lunella exclaims]
- How do you--? - Hello.
Amazing. All powerful.
All knowing. Remember?
Well then, you should know
it's none of your business.
Now beat it before you make things worse
like you always do.
[♪]
Ha ha! Wow, 20 bucks!
- Thanks, universe! - [car horn blares]
I'm movin' at top speed, people.
Have some respect.
Oh, heh, there you go, sir.
Thanks, young blood.
- Here, take this. - Thanks!
My eyes are bigger than my arteries.
Lu, don't you think that's weird?
Earlier, you wished for $20
and now you found it, and you wished
for extra cheese, and look!
[gasps] Podria said...
Wish-Tar is real?
Oh, no way!
Nacho cheese is wildly popular,
and statistically speaking,
the typical person has about a 44.7% chance
to finding money on the street every day.
- Besides, it's not like... - [phone rings]
Lu! A whole crate of caviar just fell off a truck
right in front of the rink! I'm the caviar king!
- Take that, Jimmy! - [phone beeps off]
Maybe this evidence warrants further investigation.
[♪]
You wish it, you got it. Neato, right?
Now, what is going on?
I'm giving this Wish-Tar the power
to actually grant wishes!
See, I can be your friend.
He seems... sincere?
Oh, I really truly am.
Well, tough tacos, Beyon-Tar.
Because I'm not buyin' what you're sellin'.
Hey, Lu, someone left these behind
the other day and they're still unclaimed.
Weirdly, they happen to be exactly your size.
Want 'em?
Oh, my galvanization!
I'm stiltin' in my Beast-O 3s!
Yeah, you are!
[sighs] Yeah, okay, fine.
I guess it doesn't hurt having an all-powerful friend.
Oh, I can't wait to see the look
on everybody's faces.
Oh, yeah!
- What? - [monkey shrieking]
Yo, what's with the hats?
Apparently, Bobby the Myth released
a new remix to this song.
♪ Rockin' like me Rockin' like me ♪
♪ Stunnin' in my cap All day ♪
Ugh! I finally get these shoes,
and they move on to something else?
I tried using Moon Girl clout to get us free swag,
but when I said you weren't an Avenger,
it was a no-go.
Huh. We're all good because we got
our new secret weapon.
Miss me already?
I do really joined at the hip.
Yeah, Beyonder, we need those new Lu hats.
You wish it, you got it, friend.
[♪]
[both gasp]
What?!
♪ Down with my 24 K-BLING ♪
How many things can this man swap
with Beast-O 3s?
Ugh!
♪ Switch, switch, switch You gotta switch it up ♪
♪ Ahh! Ooh! ♪
♪ Soon as you got It all down ♪
♪ Somethin' new comes around ♪
♪ Always up to the chase ♪
♪ Run before you're too late ♪
♪ Tryin' so hard to fit in ♪
♪ But it ain't gonna happen ♪
♪ Can't keep up With what's comin' next ♪
♪ Go until You run out of bread ♪
♪ If your brain Gets turned around ♪
♪ And you're feeling Upside-down ♪
♪ Then you gotta mix it up ♪
♪ Switch it up To keep it up ♪
♪ Oh, now switch it up ♪
♪ Girl, let's mix it up ♪
♪ I said switch it up ♪
♪ Stop me, find it Do it again ♪
- [chicken crows] - We finally did it.
We got everything everyone else has. Heh.
Bobby the Myth just added an NYC stop to his tour!
He's coming to town!
Oh, snap! I'm going!
- Buyin' my tickets now. - Oh, I'm so there.
- Awesome! - Keeping up with the Joneses
is impossible and exhausting.
Who are these diabolical Joneses anyway?
Who are they trying to keep up with?
- Nobody? - Oh, that's it!
Hey, everybody!
I'm going to the Bobby the Myth concert, too,
because he's playing at my rink!
- Whoa! - No way!
- At your rink? - Cool!
Yeah, and the only way to beat the Joneses
is to become the Joneses.
[Casey] But so what, you're just
gonna wish Bobby the Myth
to the rink and somehow get him
to move his concert here?
I wish for Bobby the Myth
to come to the rink and somehow get him
to move his concert here.
Beyonder can do it, right, friend?
You wish it, you got it, friend.
- [tires screeching] - [fans cheering]
[Bobby the Myth rapping]
♪ Pull you no frowns Give me no shine ♪
♪ Give me no bad I ain't bad like this ♪
[all] Bobby the Myth!
'Sup, kings and queens.
Would you believe my cell and car died
right as I was passin' this place?
- Got a phone? - I got my phone!
- I got my pager. - Here's my life savings!
- All right, this'll do, thanks. - [all gasp]
My phone died and-- What? All the toilets
at Madison Square Garden overflowed at once
and now it's unfit for a concert?
The gig's tomorrow. What're we gonna do?
Hey! Well, how about you have your concert here?
Hold on, one second, man. At a rink?
It's got amazing acoustics.
Ooh, and the best DJ in the L.E.S.
And caviar nachos. [sniffs]
[gags, coughs] Two-for-one special.
And roller rinks were the spot
for up-and-coming artists back in the day.
Hmm. Retro.
Yo, I can make retro pop.
All right, yeah, let's do it.
Hey, I got a new venue.
♪ Give no fresh Give me no fly ♪
♪ Give me no bad I ain't bad like this ♪
- [all exclaiming] - Um, I thought
you were done keeping up with the Joneses.
I was, then Bobby the Myth walked in!
Yeah, you're right. All right, y'all!
Let's get this place concert-ready!
[♪]
[labored breathing]
- [James grunting] - We're gonna need some muscle.
[Lunella] Moon Girl magic!
It's fish eggs, man.
Did you know that?
[♪]
Oh, tomorrow night
is gonna be epic!
[Bobby exclaims]
That doggone Alicia Keys had a concert yesterday
with the exact same piano model I was gonna use.
- So... - So?
So?
♪ So ♪
I can't show up with the same piano as her,
looking like a dupe, a dog.
I need to top her.
If I can't find a newer, cooler piano,
the concert is off.
I cannot afford for him to be a no-show, Case!
Oh, please give Bobby the Myth
the baddest piano in the world so he can show up
and play the roof off this place.
You wish it, you got it, pal.
[people chattering]
- [child 1] Come on! - [child 2] Yeah!
[child 3] When's this gonna start?
We'll start any minute! Heh.
Come on, Bobby, please show up.
Lu, the talent's M.I.A.
- I think we gotta call it. - No, Case.
I need this.
Lu, he's not coming...
[fans cheering]
[♪]
Yo, what up, fam?
Yes, Bobby! You made it!
Yeah, my manager found the baddest piano
I've ever seen!
Alicia Keys, eat your heart out.
Tres, dos, uno.
Ah, yeah, what's up, Lower Eastside?
Put your hands up!
You hear that? I am officially
- the Joneses. - Yeah, you are!
Y'all ready?
Yo! Now, that's a piano!
Yeah, it's amazing.
[shudders]
Wait, something's wrong.
Yeah, I definitely don't remember that light cue.
Ooh. You know, before,
I was okay playing this rink,
but now I have the inexplicable desire
to destroy it!
Brace yourselves...
I'm about to play the roof off this place.
Oh, no.
[♪]
[fans cheering]
This is bad, Case, really bad.
Yo! This is amazing!
Oh, nice move.
But no one bumps Bobby the Myth off the charts.
Case, we gotta get everybody out.
Copy that. We got a code neon periwinkle.
- [Devil growls] - Attention!
We're experiencing
some momentary technical difficulties.
Please use the exits
and we will commence as soon as possible.
- Where's Lunella? - Well, um, I saw her
go outside, helping with crowd control.
[gasps]
What a concert!
- You! - What did I do?
You gave him a piano that turned him into a villain.
What? You wished for the baddest piano there ever was,
so I, as you would say, juiced it up.
You're welcome, bestie.
I meant bad as in dope,
not bad as in evil!
- Oh, come on... - [grunts]
...let's not let a thing like semantics
get in the way of our clearly budding friendship.
We are not friends.
I can't believe I thought for a second
you'd be helpful.
You are the worst!
I should have wished you away.
You wish it, you got it,
former friend.
Oh, no! You get back here and fix this!
Beyonder? Beyonder!
Beyonder? Ugh. I'm sorry!
[grunts] No!
Your wish is granted.
[grunts]
Phew. That was a nice warm-up.
Heh. Now for the main event.
[vocalizing]
♪ Ain't nobody stop me ♪
♪ I'm the best With my eyes closed ♪
♪ You ain't got sauce Like Bobby ♪
♪ Fans from coast to coast ♪
♪ Everybody watchin' ♪
♪ I shuts down the show ♪
♪ You ain't got sauce Like Bobby ♪
♪ Fans from coast to coast ♪
♪ When I step in the room ♪
♪ They turn in fits ♪
♪ But they can't walk In my shoes ♪
♪ Wishin' they was me instead ♪
♪ Why don't y'all ♪
♪ Open the door So move your door ♪
♪ I got Some brand new shoes on ♪
♪ Give me the awards I am on the force ♪
♪ You know I can't do no wrong ♪
♪ Ain't nobody stop me ♪
♪ I'm the best With my eyes closed ♪
♪ You ain't got sauce Like Bobby ♪
♪ Fans from coast to coast ♪
♪ Everybody watchin' ♪
♪ I shut down the show ♪
♪ You ain't got sauce Like Bobby ♪
♪ Fans from coast to coast ♪
Hey, yo, D!
Hitty hitty bang bang!
Hey, attaboy!
[snickers]
You know I got an encore, right?
[bellowing]
[grunts] The vibrations are compromising
even the non-rigid amorphous structures.
Please tell me that's nerd for
-"everything's going to be okay." - It means
that his voice is strong enough to break
every piece of matter in here.
If we don't stop him soon, this place will blow!
Oh! This is all my fault!
Why did I want those stupid, stupid sneakers?
Don't beat yourself up, Lu.
I blame the Beyonder,
but this wasn't even really his fault.
I shouldn't have ever got caught up chasing these fads.
We both just wanted to fit in.
Even Bobby the Myth is trying to keep up with the Joneses.
Everyone loses their grip sometimes.
Wait! Grip!
That's it! I need grip!
[Lunella gasps] Yes!
[powers up]
Time to get gecko.
[Devil groans]
[bellowing]
[powers up]
Hey, yo, Bobby!
Try to hit this note.
[exclaims]
Ugh. What happened?
The craziest thing.
Your fancy piano totally malfunctioned.
What? Ah, man.
I--I guess I could throw some paint on my old one
to make it look fresh.
The show must go on at this point.
Actually, you should get some rest.
We'll call off the concert.
Really? Are you sure?
Phew! Heh, good.
'Cause I feel like I just screamed my head off.
Thanks.
All right, time to face the music.
Or lack thereof.
[chattering]
[sighs]
Hey, I know I said Bobby was performing here,
but he's not.
I tried so hard to keep up
with the things you all buy and do,
but I realized today it's okay
if I don't have what you have.
I like my teched-out shoes.
And I guess, for me,
it's better to be a nerd
than one of the herd.
[all gasping]
Yeah, son!
Hey, yo, I am sorry
I had to cancel the show, but look,
y'all stay fly and I look forward
to seeing you next time. Heh.
Oh, and check out my new remix.
♪ Stand on my legs Firsties ♪
Peace!
I'm gettin' this watch!
- [child 2] Me too! - [child 3] I want one!
- [child 4] To the mall! - [all exclaiming]
That went well.
- How do you feel? - Really good.
But also kind of bad about how I snapped
at the Beyonder.
I think I actually hurt his feelings, Case.
Anyway, at least I can finally get back
to some peace and quiet.
[James] What happened to my Wish-Tar?!
What happened?!
Wish-Tar, answer me!
Wish-Tar, wake up!
Oh, no! Why?!
My Wish-Tar!
Oh, there is no hope!
Somebody call an ambulance!
Wish-Tar!
Wish-Tar, wake up!
What happened?