♪ Ooh, my feet Touch the ground ♪
♪ Here I am, world Hear that trumpet sound? ♪
♪ Yeah, I have arrived ♪
♪ And me and my girls 'Bout to dip and slide ♪
♪ Swerve, better make way ♪
♪ Skurt-skurt I got rules to break ♪
♪ Workin' nonstop Now it's time to drop ♪
♪ Ooh, honey, boom Cute, smart, and clever ♪
♪ If you didn't know it Now-now you know ♪
- ♪ Moon Girl Magic! ♪ - ♪ Yeah, I'm Magic! ♪
- ♪ Thought you knew ♪ - ♪ Thought you knew, baby! ♪
♪ Genius Inspiration overflow ♪
- ♪ Moon Girl Magic! ♪ - ♪ Moon Girl Magic! ♪
♪ Thought you knew ♪
♪ Thought you knew, baby! ♪
All righty, righty, right!
Let's road trip, people!
Anyone seen my traveling seasoning salt?
I lost the car keys! Again!
Lu, baby! What's a better title for the road-trip playlist?
"This Little Road Of Mine" or...
What? Lunella?
Where the devil is she?
Uh, D! Have you seen my Inflat-a-butt?
I tweaked it to work as a seat cushion for a long drive,
plus a diaper!
What's up, Big Guy?
Oh, come on, D.
You know you can't come on a family trip.
Plus... you don't want to go, anyway.
Road trips are nothing but corny games, lousy food,
and boring rest stops with those cheesy keychains
that never have my name or yours.
Seriously, that sounds fun to you?
Look, D, it's just...
I've been Moon Girl-ing so much lately, and...
I have to get in some quality family time.
Wha-- No, no!
Of course, you're part of my family, too.
We do stuff together all the time!
'Member the parade? Such a blast!
Or that time we ate everyone up during charades!
Red fox! No?
Brown bear! No?
Golden retriever! No?
How many animals with colors in their names are there?
And how could you forget about our family portrait?
It's hanging right between Dr. King and Malcolm!
Okay, so maybe it's not perfect.
But look, introducing you to my family
is some heavy-duty stuff.
I can't introduce you without introducing Moon Girl.
And I'm not ready for that.
I love you, D. But love can't live where there's no trust.
So you gotta trust me and my timing on this, 'kay?
Hey, I made you something!
Introducing the Devil Phone!
Wireless calls, addictive games, schedule alerts, and a bomb GPS.
Thanks, Gladys West!
Now we can always be in touch.
And nothing says family
like a group chat that nobody knows how to get out of!
Ugh! Well, if that's how you feel, then--
have a great weekend, I guess!
Fine!
♪ Who's gonna leave me? ♪
♪ When you ♪
♪ Go ♪
♪ Can't you see ♪
♪ I need you ♪
♪ Don't-- ♪
Ooh!
- Experienced babysitter needed. - Eh?
Must have good references.
CPR training a must.
Whoa!
Well, I'll be.
You're Devil Dinosaur!
- No way! - I really dig your work!
No, no, no, no, no. You're not a distraction.
Everyone's welcome.
Get comfy. Grab a bowl of cereal.
We're about to start Trust Circle.
Action Buddies, round up!
My name is Redwing, and I'm an ex-sidekick.
Hi, Redwing!
My superhero wouldn't reveal his real identity to me.
Didn't even trust me enough to take off his disguise.
What if I was partners
with someone named Jerry this whole time?
Hi, I'm Aragorn,
and I'm an ex-sidekick.
Hi, Aragorn!
My superhero never let me fly in her plane.
Would I fit in the seats? Probably not.
But she didn't know that!
Due to an impending lawsuit,
I have no comment on my former superhero.
My ex?
Well, he's the meanest of mean,
the cruelest of cruel.
Granite the Crusher.
When ol' Granite retired,
he planned to do what every aging superhero does
when they've given up, move to Florida.
But you know what he didn't include in his plans?
Me! I found the rental agreement in his new spot,
and there it was... "No... dogs... allowed"!
So, I left him before he could leave me.
And you... new friend!
That's right, baby! Tell us your story.
She did what? Classic case of superhero-itis,
which is exactly why this group exists.
Because superheroes don't treat us like family.
They treat us like sidekicks.
Big, strong guy like you,
I bet your tail alone is what, one, maybe two tons?
Hey, I'm gonna call you Two-Ton from now on,
if that's cool.
Two-Ton!
We will now conclude the meeting
with a reading of the ABC mantra.
You can't spell "super" without "us"!
Ohh!
No way! Best place to grab a slice
is the dollar pizza on Stanton.
I disagree. The dollar slice on Delancey
has a far superior crust.
And a public bathroom!
Since when do you need a bathroom?
Hey, Devil! I can smell how hungry you are.
You wanna grab a bite?
Hot dogs are better than pizza?
Hmm! You are crazy for that, Two-Ton!
♪ You don't need money ♪
♪ You don't need fame ♪
♪ You don't need tickets On some fancy plane ♪
♪ You just need one thing To feel complete ♪
♪ And it finally Fell at your feet ♪
♪ Ohh ♪
♪ You just need family ♪
♪ It's easy as ABC, You just need family ♪
Whoa!
You could fit a whole city block in the snack aisle!
Okay "Jennifer," "Lisa," and "David," your time to shine.
No way!
What? What is it, baby girl?
I don't believe it! They have, um...
this.
Well, look at that. I never thought I'd see the day.
Get two, just in case.
Hmm.
Mmm! Can't beat family style, am I right?
A toast. To Two-Ton!
Two-Ton!
Devil, the moment I saw you,
I knew you were the "D" the ABC needs.
And so, we would like to present you with this.
Now you can come and go from the Clubhouse anytime.
The door is always open for family.
Mmm. Aragorn, I think it's your turn.
No worries. I'm good for it,
because I never leave home without--
Uh... never mind.
How long's that been in there?
Mmm, it's all right, still.
Not it. I gave all my money
to the those kids selling candy on the subway.
Mm-mmm!
Since when did they start charging for sparkling water?
What can I say? It's tough out there
without a super to support ya.
So sometimes we gotta get creative.
Run for it, team.
Two-Ton!
Oh, mmm. Yeah, sorry about that dine-and-dash.
Next time, we're checking wallets before we leave,
right, Buddies?
Know what we need right now?
Family game night!
We'll start with a nice old round of How Bad Were They?
- Ooh! - I love that one! My fave!
Oh, it's basically a contest
to see whose ex-super was the worst.
You'll love it.
My ex-super was so bad...
How bad were they?
They were so bad,
they loved their man cave more than they loved me!
- Boo! - Oh, that is terrible!
That's sad!
That's nothing. My ex was so bad...
How bad were they?
They were so bad,
they never, not even once, let me fly in their--
Plane!
We know, Aragorn. You need some new material.
I do not!
Not even a hint about their real name!
I have no comment at this time.
You're up, Two-Ton. Give us your worst.
How bad were they?
Yeah, we know you think hot dogs are better than pizza.
You've made that super clear.
But what's that got to do with how awful your super is?
Tired, seriously? It's, like, 6:00 p.m.
But... if you leave now, you'll miss the best part.
'Cause we're about to go on one final super-fun outing.
You know, like, um...
a family road trip.
Grab your tools, fools!
We're going on the road!
Next up is the letter "S"!
"S" is for speed limit, Miriam! Slow down!
I know I like to say "it's New York or nowhere,"
but it was nice to get out of town.
This trip was one for the books.
You gonna tell all your friends
about seeing the world's biggest ball of yarn?
Now, that's culture!
Next up! "T" is for...
T. rex.
Yeah, absolutely, truly,
we're gonna do all of that good road-trip stuff!
But... we'll have to save it for the trip home.
We're here!
It's a surprise, right behind the rock.
So much family bonding time awaits us.
Just gotta move the sucker.
Duh! Of course, Two-Ton!
That beautiful tail of yours! Genius!
You did it! All right!
Oh, that?
Yep, evil incarnate himself.
Granite! Of course he hangs a poster of himself
in his own place. Talk about tacky.
All right, crew! Here's the plan.
Since Granite destroyed my heart and soul,
we're gonna destroy his,
i.e., everything in his man cave!
It's a classic smash-and-grab, emphasis on the smash!
My super and I loved to play football together.
He was the MVP of my life until he went MIA!
My super's gonna be bent out of shape
when they see what I've done.
I heard they serve tiny bags of pretzels on planes.
But thanks to my stingy super, I'll never know!
To think, my super and I would cuddle on this couch! Lies!
You need a to-do list, Two-Ton?
What are you waiting for?
O-Okay, okay, okay. Baby steps.
You'll get the hang of it.
Well, well, well. What do I smell here? Deception?
Emergency trust circle!
How could you be so disloyal?
Family should be able to trust each other.
After all, you can't spell trust without "us."
Stop? Never!
You know how we feel! Your super ditched you, too!
You were wrong about Moon Girl?
Love her? Slow down!
Regret joining the ABC?
Well, we regret nothing!
Sorry, but we're finishing the job...
with or without you, Two-Ton.
Oh, yeah?
And what are you gonna do?
Oh, it's on!
♪ Often the question Is answer enough ♪
♪ And if you ask Then you win, no matter what ♪
♪ 'Cause, baby Big, big love ♪
♪ Is only trust that nobody ♪
♪ But you and me ♪
♪ That nobody ♪
♪ But you and me ♪
♪ Could ever be us ♪
♪ Nobody but you and me ♪
Looks like the bigger animal won.
You're a real force, Two-Ton.
Oh, no! It's him!
Hmm.
Hello, Granite.
Pebble.
My baby!
You came home!
Who's a good pup? You are!
You are! Who's a good pup?
If I'm such a good pup,
then why were you planning to retire
to an anti-dog community! I saw the papers!
What? No, no, no, Pebble.
I got that apartment to stash my action figures... and my mom.
- Wait, really? - Of course!
I'd never leave you behind.
You are granite's little nugget.
The day I came home and you were gone,
it was the worst day of my life.
I was so worried, I stayed in New York hoping to find you.
Luckily, I found a support group
for superheroes without sidekicks, like me.
Man! I missed you so much!
I should have trusted you, partner.
- I love you. - I love you, too.
Hey-- Hey. I know you.
Your supers are in my group. They've been looking for you.
Redwing. Aragorn.
And... oh, mmm, sorry. Not all of you.
Wait. My super is looking for me?
Absolutely!
She told us how you don't get to fly much in the city,
so she finds any excuse to take a trip
so you can spread your wings alongside the plane.
It was all just a misunderstanding?
And Redwing! Wow!
Rodney can't wait to see you again.
Now that he's out of superhero witness protection,
he can finally take off his disguise!
He was just trying to protect me?
His name is Rodney?
That name would look great on a towel.
Somebody find me a working phone!
Hey.
About the other day, I just wanted to say that I...
Uh, no, no, no. You first.
Oh, D, there's nothing to forgive!
I'm the one who's sorry.
I know that you love me a ton
and just want to be a part of my whole life.
And being away made me realize how much I want that too.
From now on, I'm gonna work harder
than the Hubble Space Telescope
to bring both parts of my life together.
It may not be tomorrow, but someday soon... ish.
Thank you for trusting me... and my timing.
- Oh! - Ohh!
I love you too!
Ooh! Guess what I got you!
Hey, what did you, uh, do this weekend, anyway?
♪ You don't need money ♪
♪ You don't need fame ♪
♪ You don't need tickets On some fancy plane ♪
♪ You just need one thing To feel complete ♪
♪ And it finally Fell at your feet ♪
♪ Ohh ♪
♪ You just need family ♪
♪ And you're happy Every day ♪
♪ You just need family ♪
♪ And you Dominate charades ♪