[vehicle horns honking]
[theme music playing]
[Lunella] ♪ Ooh, my feet touched the ground ♪
♪ Here I am, world Hear that trumpet sound? ♪
♪ Yeah, I have arrived ♪
♪ And me and my girls 'bout to dip and slide ♪
♪ Swerve, better make way ♪
♪ Skurt-skurt, I got rules to break ♪
♪ Workin' nonstop Now it's time to drop ♪
♪ Ooh, honey, boom Cute, smart, and clever ♪
[singer] ♪ If you didn't know it ♪
♪ Now-now you know, Moon Girl Magic ♪
- [Lunella] ♪ Yeah, I'm Magic! ♪ - [singer] ♪ Thought you knew? ♪
[Lunella] ♪ Thought you knew, baby! ♪
[singer] ♪ Genius Inspiration overflow ♪
♪ Moon Girl Magic ♪
- [Lunella] ♪ Moon Girl Magic ♪ - [singer] ♪ Thought you knew ♪
♪ Thought you knew, baby! ♪
[giggles]
[yells and grunts]
Roller Jam, people.
It is about to go off at Roll With It.
Biggest skate meet-up of all time.
- [excited chatter and cheering] - [man] OMG!
A weekend of can't-miss events
leading up to an epic skate night
with a personal appearance
by your favorite superhero and mine.
- [grunts] - [air whooshes]
[Brian] Stop right there, Moon Girl.
My name is Brian Glory,
and I've won every wheel-related contest there is.
And there are surprisingly many. But I digress.
I hear they call you the best thing on wheels.
But that ends today.
You, me, let's go.
- Time to take you down. - Oh, sorry.
But in the spirit of Roller Jam, I'm here to tell you
that skating is about love and community,
not about takedowns and competitions.
So I'm gonna pass. See you!
But-but-but...
Whoa!
[Moon Girl] Roller Jam at Roll With It
for the first time ever!
[crowd cheering]
- [gasps] - I know, right?
Welcome to Roller Jam.
[no audible dialogue]
Hope you got your roll call moves ready
for closing night, y'all.
NYC! How about a sneak peek?
Show 'em how it's done.
Adria! Hey, baby, look! Look at me. I'm doing it!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[music slows, stops]
[laughing]
You'll get 'em next time, Dad.
Can you believe this, Case?
Skaters from all over the country
right here in my family's rink for the biggest Roller Jam in history!
This weekend's gonna be fire!
My beautiful skating fam, my sweet rink rats,
- welcome to Roll With It. - [crowd cheers]
When I laid this wood with my own hands almost 50 years ago,
it was my dream to build a place where our community
could do the thing we love with the people we love.
A place where no matter what nonsense was going on
outside these walls, right here on this wood,
it would all just melt away.
Now, I don't need to tell you how rinks like these
are disappearing across this country.
You know that.
Greedy landlords pricing us out left and right.
But as long as I'm here,
there is gonna be a place to roll in NYC.
So let's make this the best Roller Jam in history.
[crowd cheering]
[man] Aw, smooth moves, Lafayette.
Thanks for the warm-up act. Now for the main event.
- What's he doing here? - Those two can't be together.
Vernell Lewis?
I know, and I even got more handsome.
And who's ever heard of getting more hair with age?
Well, not you. [chuckles] Shiny, though.
Ooh, this can't be good.
Is that the Vernell?
As in, Pops' former best friend-slash-skate partner
turned mortal enemy?
The one and only.
I thought they agreed never to attend the same Jam
after what went down in Philly all those years ago.
They did. The one time they tried, the weekend was a disaster.
I gotta say, I was surprised to get your invitation.
My invi-- What now?
I'm so sorry!
Wait, Lu handled the invites.
Well, I sent them to everyone in Pops' address book,
just like you said.
You didn't read the note next to his name?
Oh.
I, uh...
- [screaming] - [creatures roaring]
...might have been a little distracted.
[laughs nervously]
But then I thought, if Lafayette's finally ready
to stand up and take responsibility,
then the least I can do is let him.
Take responib-- Now, what about that--
- [crowd gasps and murmurs] - Is this really happening?
I never thought I'd see the day.
[man] Shake his hand. Shake it.
[sighs]
[all cheer]
All righty, I'm gonna go hit my usual spot on Orchard.
They've always got a room ready for Vernell.
I know y'all hate to see me go,
but y'all love to watch me leave.
Um, Mr. Vernell, if you mean that old hotel
on Orchard and Delancey,
it's now a cryo bar-slash- cold-pressed juicery.
A what-ery? Well, gee. Every room's gonna be booked up.
Where's a man supposed to rest his head?
- How about your place, Pops? - He can stay with you.
- Yeah, hook him up. - Yeah, Pops.
[man 1] What about you, Pops?
[man 2] He can stay with you.
[man 3] Hey, he should stay with you.
[voices overlap]
- [sighs] - [bell rings]
You'll... stay with us.
[crowd cheers]
Well, isn't that kind of you, Lafayette,
but you'd better give me the good pillow.
Ugh.
[laughs nervously]
Mimi, what just happened?
Roller Jam just got put on life support, is what happened.
Ugh!
We had a system. Split custody of Roller Jam.
I get the right half of the U.S. map,
and he gets the left.
See, that way we could keep the peace.
But I thought Roller Jam was about bringing folks together.
Yeah, well, Vernell is the one exception.
You know, maybe it's time to let sleeping dogs lie.
Once upon a time, you had a lot of love in your heart
for that man.
Yeah, well, that's ancient history.
Please, Pops, for the sake of the Jam,
could you try to get along?
I'll try, but no promises.
Ah, best sleep of my life!
Ooh-whee, something smells all kind of good up in here.
I hope y'all are hungry.
We've got a big breakfast to carry us through
a full day of Roller Jam events.
All leading up to the big skate night tomorrow
with the L.E.S.'s own Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur.
I follow all the news stories about that Moon Girl.
I am in awe of what that young lady's doing.
I... I agree.
It's real special having a hero out there on skates,
just like us.
Amen to that. Ooh!
[both] She's the greatest thing on wheels.
[all laugh]
[both] Except for me, of course.
Nah, I'm the best thing on wheels and her biggest fan.
Oh, please. I am the president of the SRPMGNFC:
Semi-Retired Persons Moon Girl Nation Fan Club.
That's nice, that's nice, but I am the president
and secretary of the Chicago chapter.
Still don't like sharing the spotlight, huh, James?
Oh, well, how about you?
You still bail on folks without explanation?
Hey, uh, pancakes!
- [chomping] - Good, right?
Now who's ready to get their Roller Jam on?
Yay?
Our mission today,
keep the peace between those old-timers.
Or, if that fails, hide the war.
Let's do it!
[thrilling theme playing]
[no audible dialogue]
[glass squeaking]
[Lunella] They're gonna ruin Roller Jam, Case.
- And it's all my fault. - No.
We just have to keep them totally apart for the duration of closing night.
We're barely pulling it off as it is.
I don't know what went down between Pops and Vernell,
but Mimi says they used to be like brothers.
Is keeping them apart really the answer?
Our last friend fight didn't get resolved
until we actually talked it out, right?
So maybe we need to get them to hash it out once and for all.
Oh! I love that our friendship is a blueprint.
But who could possibly get those old birds to communicate?
It'd have to be someone they both love and admire
- and fear just a little bit-- - Ooh!
[both] She's the greatest thing on wheels.
[gasps] Moon Girl!
Lu, beating up old people is a crime.
Just trust me, okay?
[chimes]
"As an esteemed president of your local..."
"...Moon Girl Nation Fan Club..."
"...you are cordially invited to a..."
"...Roller Jam meet-and-greet tomorrow with..."
-"...Moon Girl!" -"...Moon Girl!"
- Yes! - Hot diggity dog!
[both] I knew I was her biggest fan!
- Now, let's see... - What to I press to confirm?
Moon Girl's number-one fan has arrived.
Moon Girl Nation, prepare to-- Huh?
- [both] What's he doing here? - [footsteps rumbling]
- Moon Girl! - Moon Girl!
It is such an honor to meet you.
I am your biggest fan.
Actually, I'm your biggest fan.
And I'm the biggest fan of both of you.
Your skating is legendary.
- [both chuckle] - Cut that out.
- What can I say? - Not really. I mean--
I heard the routines you used to do were something else.
I also heard that you were more like brothers
than skate partners.
[Pops] How in the world did you get this?
Oh, you know. Moon Girl Magic.
Remember that night?
[Vernell] We'd just been turned away from a rink.
Said we couldn't skate 'cause it wasn't Soul Night.
[Pops] Yeah, not that it was the first time.
[Vernell] Didn't matter if they called it "Soul Night,"
"Gospel Night," or even "MLK Night."
[Pops] All meant the same thing.
[both] People like us weren't welcome.
[Vernell] But that night, we saw it.
[Pops] The perfect spot to open our own rink.
It would be a place
where everyone was welcome every night.
[Vernell] But first, we had to make our mark
at the Philly Roller Jam.
We'd raise our profile so we could raise some money
and build our dream.
- But... - [crowd gasps and laughs]
[all gasp]
[cheering]
We just went our separate ways.
Opened our own rinks in different cities.
[clears throat] Vernell, maybe it's time
we put all that business in Philly behind us
once and for all.
I'd like that, James.
I, uh... I forgive you, Vernell.
Whoa, whoa, you forgive me? You forgive me? How dare you.
I forgive you, you selfish, upstaging,
spotlight-hogging backstabber.
You are the selfish one, you no-good rolling stone
who abandoned me and our dreams
and skated out of that rink and out of my life forever.
Well, time-out. If you feel that way,
why did you invite me to Roller Jam, Lafayette?
I didn't invite you! Never did, never would,
never, never, never!
No, no, no, no. Remember your breakthrough?
Let's go back to that.
[indistinct arguing]
Well, well, well.
Time for another challenge, Moon Girl.
How about we talk more about how great Moon Girl is?
Oh, look! Who wants to try my bubble blaster?
Ah! Whoa!
Come on. You two don't want to keep this up forever, do you?
She's right. It's time we put this feud to rest
once and for all, Lafayette.
- Yes! - You, me,
tonight at the Jam.
We're having a skate-off.
No.
Oh, yes. Loser is banned
from all Roller Jams forever.
- That's fine by me. - Please, don't.
There's gotta be something I can do to fix this.
There is. As best skater in the L.E.S.,
you can be the judge.
[gasps and groans]
Ha-ha!
[cackles]
[upbeat funky music playing]
Y'all seen Lu? I wanna show her my moves.
Whoa!
She’s... building... a... regenerative... cryogenic... cooling... tower...
- Yup, that's a thing. - Ooh, that sounds science-y.
- It does, doesn't it? - Oh, hey!
Welcome to the Jam. So glad you came out.
Great night, isn't it?
- [snarls] - Oh, I know, D.
This is what Roller Jam's all about.
And if we're lucky, maybe Pops and Vernell won't even...
[sighs] ...show up.
Hope you have fun, 'cause this will be your last night on the wood, Lafayette.
Vernell, I'm about to retire you and those dusty wheels you call skates.
I got some dust you can eat.
Let's do this, Moon Girl.
Time to choose, Moon Girl.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
I call this move the Oil Spot, 'cause it is too slick.
I call this move Peanut Buttah,
'cause I lay it on smooth.
Must have a peanut allergy, 'cause that ain't nothing.
[laughs nervously] Don't forget to share the wood, please.
I'm talking to you, Pops and Vernell.
[snarls and roars]
Come on, guys. we know your moves are hot,
but let's cool it down.
Forget it. That ship has sailed.
Just like your hairline, Lafayette.
[angry shouting]
[crowd muttering]
Please don't go!
We haven't even done roll call yet.
Time to call it, Moon Girl.
Try to let him down easy, would you, Moon Girl?
- He's a much older man. - Older? Two weeks older.
His heart is fragile.
[Pops] Yeah, but not as fragile as his ego.
Enough! That's enough!
This is not what Roller Jam's about.
The community you both worked so hard to build,
the thing you dreamed about, you're ruining it.
Every day, it feels like another one of our beloved rinks
gets scooped up,
loses their lease to some big box store.
We're in a fight for our culture here.
The biggest threat should be coming from the corporations
and the landlords, not from our own godfathers,
the heartbeat of this community.
- Uh, well, I... - [stammering] I...
Well...
["If You Know What's Good For Ya" playing]
♪ Go run away ♪
♪ If you know What's good for you ♪
♪ Ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ As I was say-ay-ayin'...♪
Hello, Roller Jam.
[turns music off]
- My name is-- - Not now, Brian!
Yes, now! Aw, you remembered my name.
But, ironically, I just changed it.
Funny story. I rolled by this estate sale this one time.
Found the best upgrades. Got the best deal.
Just been waiting for the best occasion to wear 'em.
So, yeah, I'm Blue Streak now.
I want the title of "Best Thing on Wheels,"
and I'm taking out the competition by any means.
I am the best! Roller Jam is mine!
All mine! Me, me, me!
Son, Roller Jam doesn't belong to anyone.
It belongs to everyone.
Amen. You need to leave. Now.
Make me!
[powering up]
[all gasp]
I'm gonna be the last one standing in this rink,
and you're all gonna watch! Hah!
Run! By which I mean, roll!
Where are you going? Watch out now.
Oh, no, you gonna fall?
[laughs]
And stay down!
- [grunts] - Whoa, too slow.
[laughing] Try again.
Hey-oh! Over here.
Oh, no. You caught me.
Ha-ha!
[snarls]
- [punch lands] - [grunts]
[laughs] Whoo-hoo!
I'm winning!
Devil! You're going down, Brian Glory.
Uh, Blue Streak, whoever you are.
If this is how it all ends, I need to say something first.
They way I stole the show in Philly, it was wrong.
I should've stopped for my partner.
And I should've stayed for mine.
I owed you a conversation.
I wish I had fought for our friendship.
I-I'm so sorry, Lafayette.
We lost so much time already.
I don't want to lose any more.
Me neither, my brother.
Whoa! Agh!
- [wind gusting] - [groaning]
[all screaming]
We have to help her.
Maybe we can distract him long enough for her to land a punch.
Something to catch his eye.
The old routine?
The old routine.
Hey, Adria, how about an oldie but goodie
for me and my partner?
[funky music playing]
♪ Come on, come on Come on, come on ♪
♪ Come on, come on ♪
♪ Listen ♪
♪ Every night ♪
♪ We gon' ride ♪
♪ Round and round And down we go ♪
♪ Neon lights ♪
♪ Dance and glide ♪
♪ We'll be here Until the lights come on ♪
♪ Tonight it feels so right ♪
♪ I see a million lights ♪
♪ It keeps my world spinning ♪
♪ No need to be on time ♪
♪ So catch me if you can ♪
♪ I'm not your average friend ♪
♪ I take myself serious ♪
♪ But it's time to play around ♪
♪ Get down ♪
♪ Every night ♪
♪ We gon' ride ♪
♪ Round and round ♪
♪ And down we go ♪
♪ Neon lights ♪
♪ Dance and glide ♪
♪ We'll be here Until the lights come on ♪
♪ Every night, we gon' ride ♪
♪ Round and round We gon' go ♪
♪ We gon' go ♪
♪ We gon' flow ♪
[groans]
Ha! Devil, uh, what do you say we take out the trash?
[snarls]
[clears throat]
We owe you all a big apology.
We lost sight of the spirit of Roller Jam,
which is connecting and celebrating our great community.
This wood is a sacred space,
and we disrespected it by letting our ugliness inside.
We forgot to put down hate and let 'em skate.
But if you'll give us another chance,
we promise to get this party back on track.
What do you say?
- [man 1] Well, it's about time! - [woman 1] Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
- [woman 2] I'm ready! - [man 2] Let's get it!
Now who's ready for a roll call?
No, no, wait. Not yet. Lu's not here.
Someone call me? Sorry I'm late.
I was... building a regenerative cryogenic cooling tower.
- [laughs nervously] - That's a real thing?
All right, everybody, it's that time.
R-R-R-Roll call!
First up, Chicago.
- You go, Vernell. - That is my partner.
[Adria] Louisville Slow Walk.
Memphis G-Slide.
Let's see that Open House, Detroit.
Come on, Cali Slide.
And finally, New York!
[laughs and whoops]
That's my brother out there.
I'm doing it! I am actually doing it!
I'm a skater! Whoa!
Best Roller Jam ever!
[crowd cheering]
♪ Ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ Go run away ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ We can keep it soda pop Soda pop right now ♪
♪ But you wanted to dance ♪
♪ We can make The trouble stop ♪
♪ Trouble stop right now ♪
But you're changing the plans ♪
♪ Ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ Go run away ♪
♪ If you know What's good for you ♪