1 00:00:01,044 --> 00:00:03,254 [vehicle horns honking] 2 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:09,177 [theme music playing] 3 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,181 [Lunella] ♪ Ooh, my feet touched the ground ♪ 4 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:15,391 ♪ Here I am, world Hear that trumpet sound? ♪ 5 00:00:15,391 --> 00:00:17,018 ♪ Yeah, I have arrived ♪ 6 00:00:17,018 --> 00:00:19,353 ♪ And me and my girls 'bout to dip and slide ♪ 7 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:20,688 ♪ Swerve, better make way ♪ 8 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,899 ♪ Skurt-skurt, I got rules to break ♪ 9 00:00:22,899 --> 00:00:25,318 ♪ Workin' nonstop Now it's time to drop ♪ 10 00:00:25,318 --> 00:00:27,111 ♪ Ooh, honey, boom Cute, smart, and clever ♪ 11 00:00:27,111 --> 00:00:28,613 [singer] ♪ If you didn't know it ♪ 12 00:00:28,613 --> 00:00:31,407 ♪ Now-now you know, Moon Girl Magic ♪ 13 00:00:31,407 --> 00:00:33,743 - [Lunella] ♪ Yeah, I'm Magic! ♪ - [singer] ♪ Thought you knew? ♪ 14 00:00:33,743 --> 00:00:35,203 [Lunella] ♪ Thought you knew, baby! ♪ 15 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:37,663 [singer] ♪ Genius Inspiration overflow ♪ 16 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:39,540 ♪ Moon Girl Magic ♪ 17 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,709 - [Lunella] ♪ Moon Girl Magic ♪ - [singer] ♪ Thought you knew ♪ 18 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,336 ♪ Thought you knew, baby! ♪ 19 00:00:43,336 --> 00:00:44,754 [giggles] 20 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:50,426 [yells and grunts] 21 00:00:53,137 --> 00:00:54,472 Roller Jam, people. 22 00:00:56,057 --> 00:00:59,102 It is about to go off at Roll With It. 23 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,479 Biggest skate meet-up of all time. 24 00:01:01,479 --> 00:01:04,065 - [excited chatter and cheering] - [man] OMG! 25 00:01:04,065 --> 00:01:05,817 A weekend of can't-miss events 26 00:01:05,817 --> 00:01:08,152 leading up to an epic skate night 27 00:01:08,152 --> 00:01:09,654 with a personal appearance 28 00:01:09,654 --> 00:01:12,323 by your favorite superhero and mine. 29 00:01:12,323 --> 00:01:14,033 - [grunts] - [air whooshes] 30 00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:16,119 [Brian] Stop right there, Moon Girl. 31 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:19,622 My name is Brian Glory, 32 00:01:19,622 --> 00:01:22,959 and I've won every wheel-related contest there is. 33 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:25,294 And there are surprisingly many. But I digress. 34 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:28,297 I hear they call you the best thing on wheels. 35 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:29,715 But that ends today. 36 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:31,759 You, me, let's go. 37 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:34,220 - Time to take you down. - Oh, sorry. 38 00:01:34,220 --> 00:01:36,305 {\an8}But in the spirit of Roller Jam, I'm here to tell you 39 00:01:36,305 --> 00:01:38,349 that skating is about love and community, 40 00:01:38,349 --> 00:01:40,017 not about takedowns and competitions. 41 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:42,186 So I'm gonna pass. See you! 42 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:43,688 But-but-but... 43 00:01:43,688 --> 00:01:45,064 Whoa! 44 00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:46,941 [Moon Girl] Roller Jam at Roll With It 45 00:01:46,941 --> 00:01:49,569 for the first time ever! 46 00:01:49,569 --> 00:01:51,195 {\an8}[crowd cheering] 47 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,576 - [gasps] - I know, right? 48 00:01:56,576 --> 00:01:59,120 Welcome to Roller Jam. 49 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,371 [no audible dialogue] 50 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,041 Hope you got your roll call moves ready 51 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:05,334 for closing night, y'all. 52 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:08,004 NYC! How about a sneak peek? 53 00:02:08,004 --> 00:02:09,422 Show 'em how it's done. 54 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:15,595 Adria! Hey, baby, look! Look at me. I'm doing it! 55 00:02:15,595 --> 00:02:17,305 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 56 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:18,806 [music slows, stops] 57 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,016 [laughing] 58 00:02:20,016 --> 00:02:21,767 You'll get 'em next time, Dad. 59 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,561 Can you believe this, Case? 60 00:02:23,561 --> 00:02:25,605 Skaters from all over the country 61 00:02:25,605 --> 00:02:29,317 right here in my family's rink for the biggest Roller Jam in history! 62 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:31,944 This weekend's gonna be fire! 63 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:35,907 My beautiful skating fam, my sweet rink rats, 64 00:02:35,907 --> 00:02:38,034 - welcome to Roll With It. - [crowd cheers] 65 00:02:39,577 --> 00:02:43,915 When I laid this wood with my own hands almost 50 years ago, 66 00:02:43,915 --> 00:02:47,793 it was my dream to build a place where our community 67 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:51,672 could do the thing we love with the people we love. 68 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:54,425 A place where no matter what nonsense was going on 69 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:57,345 outside these walls, right here on this wood, 70 00:02:57,345 --> 00:02:59,764 it would all just melt away. 71 00:02:59,764 --> 00:03:02,099 Now, I don't need to tell you how rinks like these 72 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:03,517 are disappearing across this country. 73 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:04,685 You know that. 74 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:08,439 Greedy landlords pricing us out left and right. 75 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:11,192 But as long as I'm here, 76 00:03:11,192 --> 00:03:14,946 there is gonna be a place to roll in NYC. 77 00:03:14,946 --> 00:03:19,492 So let's make this the best Roller Jam in history. 78 00:03:19,492 --> 00:03:21,410 [crowd cheering] 79 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:29,085 [man] Aw, smooth moves, Lafayette. 80 00:03:33,631 --> 00:03:36,926 Thanks for the warm-up act. Now for the main event. 81 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:46,185 - What's he doing here? - Those two can't be together. 82 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,605 Vernell Lewis? 83 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,941 I know, and I even got more handsome. 84 00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:54,860 And who's ever heard of getting more hair with age? 85 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:57,446 Well, not you. [chuckles] Shiny, though. 86 00:03:58,322 --> 00:03:59,949 Ooh, this can't be good. 87 00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:01,951 Is that the Vernell? 88 00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:04,287 As in, Pops' former best friend-slash-skate partner 89 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:05,705 turned mortal enemy? 90 00:04:05,705 --> 00:04:06,914 The one and only. 91 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,458 I thought they agreed never to attend the same Jam 92 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:11,335 after what went down in Philly all those years ago. 93 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:15,172 They did. The one time they tried, the weekend was a disaster. 94 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:17,967 I gotta say, I was surprised to get your invitation. 95 00:04:17,967 --> 00:04:19,927 My invi-- What now? 96 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:22,888 I'm so sorry! 97 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:24,932 Wait, Lu handled the invites. 98 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:27,393 Well, I sent them to everyone in Pops' address book, 99 00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:28,477 just like you said. 100 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:30,688 You didn't read the note next to his name? 101 00:04:31,397 --> 00:04:33,107 Oh. 102 00:04:33,107 --> 00:04:34,442 I, uh... 103 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:36,110 - [screaming] - [creatures roaring] 104 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,155 ...might have been a little distracted. 105 00:04:39,155 --> 00:04:40,531 [laughs nervously] 106 00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:43,200 But then I thought, if Lafayette's finally ready 107 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,369 to stand up and take responsibility, 108 00:04:45,369 --> 00:04:47,413 then the least I can do is let him. 109 00:04:47,413 --> 00:04:49,832 Take responib-- Now, what about that-- 110 00:04:49,832 --> 00:04:51,751 - [crowd gasps and murmurs] - Is this really happening? 111 00:04:51,751 --> 00:04:53,210 I never thought I'd see the day. 112 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:54,754 [man] Shake his hand. Shake it. 113 00:04:56,714 --> 00:04:58,174 [sighs] 114 00:05:01,427 --> 00:05:03,596 [all cheer] 115 00:05:03,596 --> 00:05:06,057 All righty, I'm gonna go hit my usual spot on Orchard. 116 00:05:06,057 --> 00:05:08,142 They've always got a room ready for Vernell. 117 00:05:08,142 --> 00:05:10,519 I know y'all hate to see me go, 118 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,605 but y'all love to watch me leave. 119 00:05:12,605 --> 00:05:15,149 Um, Mr. Vernell, if you mean that old hotel 120 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:16,400 on Orchard and Delancey, 121 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:19,070 it's now a cryo bar-slash- cold-pressed juicery. 122 00:05:19,070 --> 00:05:22,490 A what-ery? Well, gee. Every room's gonna be booked up. 123 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,200 Where's a man supposed to rest his head? 124 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,702 - How about your place, Pops? - He can stay with you. 125 00:05:26,702 --> 00:05:28,162 - Yeah, hook him up. - Yeah, Pops. 126 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:29,330 [man 1] What about you, Pops? 127 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:30,873 [man 2] He can stay with you. 128 00:05:30,873 --> 00:05:32,583 [man 3] Hey, he should stay with you. 129 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:34,835 [voices overlap] 130 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,128 - [sighs] - [bell rings] 131 00:05:36,754 --> 00:05:40,674 You'll... stay with us. 132 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,802 [crowd cheers] 133 00:05:42,802 --> 00:05:45,221 Well, isn't that kind of you, Lafayette, 134 00:05:45,221 --> 00:05:47,056 but you'd better give me the good pillow. 135 00:05:47,932 --> 00:05:49,266 Ugh. 136 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:50,684 [laughs nervously] 137 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,186 Mimi, what just happened? 138 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:55,481 Roller Jam just got put on life support, is what happened. 139 00:05:55,481 --> 00:05:56,732 Ugh! 140 00:06:05,741 --> 00:06:08,869 We had a system. Split custody of Roller Jam. 141 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,913 I get the right half of the U.S. map, 142 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:12,373 and he gets the left. 143 00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:14,333 See, that way we could keep the peace. 144 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:17,086 But I thought Roller Jam was about bringing folks together. 145 00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:19,004 Yeah, well, Vernell is the one exception. 146 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:22,049 You know, maybe it's time to let sleeping dogs lie. 147 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,677 Once upon a time, you had a lot of love in your heart 148 00:06:24,677 --> 00:06:26,095 for that man. 149 00:06:26,095 --> 00:06:27,888 Yeah, well, that's ancient history. 150 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,015 Please, Pops, for the sake of the Jam, 151 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:32,101 could you try to get along? 152 00:06:32,101 --> 00:06:34,019 I'll try, but no promises. 153 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:38,149 Ah, best sleep of my life! 154 00:06:38,149 --> 00:06:40,818 Ooh-whee, something smells all kind of good up in here. 155 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:42,069 I hope y'all are hungry. 156 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:44,029 We've got a big breakfast to carry us through 157 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:46,198 a full day of Roller Jam events. 158 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:47,867 All leading up to the big skate night tomorrow 159 00:06:47,867 --> 00:06:51,745 with the L.E.S.'s own Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur. 160 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:55,207 I follow all the news stories about that Moon Girl. 161 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:57,793 I am in awe of what that young lady's doing. 162 00:06:57,793 --> 00:06:59,336 I... I agree. 163 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:02,298 It's real special having a hero out there on skates, 164 00:07:02,298 --> 00:07:03,424 just like us. 165 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:05,259 Amen to that. Ooh! 166 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:07,845 [both] She's the greatest thing on wheels. 167 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:09,096 [all laugh] 168 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,639 [both] Except for me, of course. 169 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:14,727 Nah, I'm the best thing on wheels and her biggest fan. 170 00:07:14,727 --> 00:07:18,981 Oh, please. I am the president of the SRPMGNFC: 171 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:22,026 Semi-Retired Persons Moon Girl Nation Fan Club. 172 00:07:22,026 --> 00:07:24,570 That's nice, that's nice, but I am the president 173 00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:27,740 and secretary of the Chicago chapter. 174 00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:30,534 Still don't like sharing the spotlight, huh, James? 175 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:31,994 Oh, well, how about you? 176 00:07:31,994 --> 00:07:33,662 You still bail on folks without explanation? 177 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:35,748 Hey, uh, pancakes! 178 00:07:35,748 --> 00:07:37,917 - [chomping] - Good, right? 179 00:07:37,917 --> 00:07:40,794 Now who's ready to get their Roller Jam on? 180 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,546 Yay? 181 00:07:43,214 --> 00:07:44,381 Our mission today, 182 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:46,842 keep the peace between those old-timers. 183 00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:48,886 Or, if that fails, hide the war. 184 00:07:48,886 --> 00:07:50,179 Let's do it! 185 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:52,056 [thrilling theme playing] 186 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:13,452 [no audible dialogue] 187 00:08:43,649 --> 00:08:45,150 [glass squeaking] 188 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:47,570 [Lunella] They're gonna ruin Roller Jam, Case. 189 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:49,154 - And it's all my fault. - No. 190 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:52,366 We just have to keep them totally apart for the duration of closing night. 191 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:54,326 We're barely pulling it off as it is. 192 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:56,662 I don't know what went down between Pops and Vernell, 193 00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:58,998 but Mimi says they used to be like brothers. 194 00:08:58,998 --> 00:09:01,083 Is keeping them apart really the answer? 195 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:03,544 Our last friend fight didn't get resolved 196 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:05,879 until we actually talked it out, right? 197 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:09,216 So maybe we need to get them to hash it out once and for all. 198 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:12,344 Oh! I love that our friendship is a blueprint. 199 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:15,973 But who could possibly get those old birds to communicate? 200 00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:18,934 It'd have to be someone they both love and admire 201 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,477 - and fear just a little bit-- - Ooh! 202 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:23,480 [both] She's the greatest thing on wheels. 203 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,940 [gasps] Moon Girl! 204 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,942 Lu, beating up old people is a crime. 205 00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:28,611 Just trust me, okay? 206 00:09:29,111 --> 00:09:30,321 {\an8}[chimes] 207 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:34,575 "As an esteemed president of your local..." 208 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:36,744 "...Moon Girl Nation Fan Club..." 209 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:38,787 "...you are cordially invited to a..." 210 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:41,498 "...Roller Jam meet-and-greet tomorrow with..." 211 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:42,625 -"...Moon Girl!" -"...Moon Girl!" 212 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,501 - Yes! - Hot diggity dog! 213 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,712 [both] I knew I was her biggest fan! 214 00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:49,632 - Now, let's see... - What to I press to confirm? 215 00:09:51,717 --> 00:09:54,386 Moon Girl's number-one fan has arrived. 216 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:57,514 Moon Girl Nation, prepare to-- Huh? 217 00:09:57,514 --> 00:10:00,100 - [both] What's he doing here? - [footsteps rumbling] 218 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:03,896 - Moon Girl! - Moon Girl! 219 00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:05,731 It is such an honor to meet you. 220 00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:07,566 I am your biggest fan. 221 00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:08,901 Actually, I'm your biggest fan. 222 00:10:08,901 --> 00:10:12,363 And I'm the biggest fan of both of you. 223 00:10:12,363 --> 00:10:14,114 Your skating is legendary. 224 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,407 - [both chuckle] - Cut that out. 225 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,950 - What can I say? - Not really. I mean-- 226 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:20,204 I heard the routines you used to do were something else. 227 00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:23,123 I also heard that you were more like brothers 228 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,416 than skate partners. 229 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:27,628 [Pops] How in the world did you get this? 230 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:30,214 Oh, you know. Moon Girl Magic. 231 00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:31,548 Remember that night? 232 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:34,009 [Vernell] We'd just been turned away from a rink. 233 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:36,428 Said we couldn't skate 'cause it wasn't Soul Night. 234 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:38,389 [Pops] Yeah, not that it was the first time. 235 00:10:38,389 --> 00:10:40,182 [Vernell] Didn't matter if they called it "Soul Night," 236 00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:42,518 "Gospel Night," or even "MLK Night." 237 00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:44,561 [Pops] All meant the same thing. 238 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:48,148 [both] People like us weren't welcome. 239 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:51,443 [Vernell] But that night, we saw it. 240 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,779 [Pops] The perfect spot to open our own rink. 241 00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:55,197 It would be a place 242 00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:56,782 where everyone was welcome every night. 243 00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:58,784 [Vernell] But first, we had to make our mark 244 00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:00,244 at the Philly Roller Jam. 245 00:11:00,244 --> 00:11:03,330 We'd raise our profile so we could raise some money 246 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,040 and build our dream. 247 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,084 - But... - [crowd gasps and laughs] 248 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:14,341 [all gasp] 249 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:20,139 [cheering] 250 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,736 We just went our separate ways. 251 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:36,530 Opened our own rinks in different cities. 252 00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:40,826 [clears throat] Vernell, maybe it's time 253 00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:43,328 we put all that business in Philly behind us 254 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,663 once and for all. 255 00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:47,499 I'd like that, James. 256 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:51,545 I, uh... I forgive you, Vernell. 257 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:54,923 Whoa, whoa, you forgive me? You forgive me? How dare you. 258 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,676 I forgive you, you selfish, upstaging, 259 00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:59,470 spotlight-hogging backstabber. 260 00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:02,139 You are the selfish one, you no-good rolling stone 261 00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:04,391 who abandoned me and our dreams 262 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:07,352 and skated out of that rink and out of my life forever. 263 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,521 Well, time-out. If you feel that way, 264 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:12,024 why did you invite me to Roller Jam, Lafayette? 265 00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:15,486 I didn't invite you! Never did, never would, 266 00:12:15,486 --> 00:12:16,612 never, never, never! 267 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:18,405 No, no, no, no. Remember your breakthrough? 268 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,573 Let's go back to that. 269 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,992 [indistinct arguing] 270 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:23,619 Well, well, well. 271 00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:25,746 Time for another challenge, Moon Girl. 272 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:30,417 How about we talk more about how great Moon Girl is? 273 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,586 Oh, look! Who wants to try my bubble blaster? 274 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:35,297 Ah! Whoa! 275 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:38,842 Come on. You two don't want to keep this up forever, do you? 276 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:41,970 She's right. It's time we put this feud to rest 277 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,056 once and for all, Lafayette. 278 00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:46,141 - Yes! - You, me, 279 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:47,768 tonight at the Jam. 280 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,311 We're having a skate-off. 281 00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:50,604 No. 282 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,731 Oh, yes. Loser is banned 283 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:56,485 {\an8}from all Roller Jams forever. 284 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:58,529 - That's fine by me. - Please, don't. 285 00:12:58,529 --> 00:13:00,656 There's gotta be something I can do to fix this. 286 00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:03,408 There is. As best skater in the L.E.S., 287 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,410 you can be the judge. 288 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,413 [gasps and groans] 289 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,251 Ha-ha! 290 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:18,465 [cackles] 291 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:30,644 [upbeat funky music playing] 292 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:37,860 Y'all seen Lu? I wanna show her my moves. 293 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,278 Whoa! 294 00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:44,950 She’s... building... a... regenerative... cryogenic... cooling... tower... 295 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:47,327 - Yup, that's a thing. - Ooh, that sounds science-y. 296 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,079 - It does, doesn't it? - Oh, hey! 297 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:52,207 Welcome to the Jam. So glad you came out. 298 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:53,500 Great night, isn't it? 299 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,503 - [snarls] - Oh, I know, D. 300 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,422 This is what Roller Jam's all about. 301 00:13:58,422 --> 00:14:01,633 And if we're lucky, maybe Pops and Vernell won't even... 302 00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:06,722 [sighs] ...show up. 303 00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:11,351 Hope you have fun, 'cause this will be your last night on the wood, Lafayette. 304 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:15,564 Vernell, I'm about to retire you and those dusty wheels you call skates. 305 00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:17,733 I got some dust you can eat. 306 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,693 Let's do this, Moon Girl. 307 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,570 Time to choose, Moon Girl. 308 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,287 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 309 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:34,791 I call this move the Oil Spot, 'cause it is too slick. 310 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:38,086 I call this move Peanut Buttah, 311 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,047 'cause I lay it on smooth. 312 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:42,883 Must have a peanut allergy, 'cause that ain't nothing. 313 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:45,844 [laughs nervously] Don't forget to share the wood, please. 314 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,305 I'm talking to you, Pops and Vernell. 315 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:50,015 [snarls and roars] 316 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,644 Come on, guys. we know your moves are hot, 317 00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:54,770 but let's cool it down. 318 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,271 Forget it. That ship has sailed. 319 00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,814 Just like your hairline, Lafayette. 320 00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,400 [angry shouting] 321 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:03,654 [crowd muttering] 322 00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:05,030 Please don't go! 323 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,949 We haven't even done roll call yet. 324 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,784 Time to call it, Moon Girl. 325 00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:11,078 Try to let him down easy, would you, Moon Girl? 326 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,789 - He's a much older man. - Older? Two weeks older. 327 00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:14,998 His heart is fragile. 328 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:17,084 [Pops] Yeah, but not as fragile as his ego. 329 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,294 Enough! That's enough! 330 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,464 This is not what Roller Jam's about. 331 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:25,384 The community you both worked so hard to build, 332 00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:28,220 the thing you dreamed about, you're ruining it. 333 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,891 Every day, it feels like another one of our beloved rinks 334 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,101 gets scooped up, 335 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,979 loses their lease to some big box store. 336 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:40,065 We're in a fight for our culture here. 337 00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:42,234 The biggest threat should be coming from the corporations 338 00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:46,238 and the landlords, not from our own godfathers, 339 00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:48,448 the heartbeat of this community. 340 00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:53,328 - Uh, well, I... - [stammering] I... 341 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:54,788 Well... 342 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:57,249 ["If You Know What's Good For Ya" playing] 343 00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:59,251 ♪ Go run away ♪ 344 00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:00,877 ♪ If you know What's good for you ♪ 345 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,295 ♪ Ay, ay, ay ♪ 346 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,339 ♪ As I was say-ay-ayin'...♪ 347 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,049 Hello, Roller Jam. 348 00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,300 [turns music off] 349 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,845 - My name is-- - Not now, Brian! 350 00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:12,180 Yes, now! Aw, you remembered my name. 351 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:15,183 But, ironically, I just changed it. 352 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,936 Funny story. I rolled by this estate sale this one time. 353 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:20,897 Found the best upgrades. Got the best deal. 354 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:23,275 Just been waiting for the best occasion to wear 'em. 355 00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:26,778 So, yeah, I'm Blue Streak now. 356 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:29,239 I want the title of "Best Thing on Wheels," 357 00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:31,742 and I'm taking out the competition by any means. 358 00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:34,327 I am the best! Roller Jam is mine! 359 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,080 All mine! Me, me, me! 360 00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:41,043 Son, Roller Jam doesn't belong to anyone. 361 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,794 It belongs to everyone. 362 00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:45,881 Amen. You need to leave. Now. 363 00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:48,258 Make me! 364 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,845 [powering up] 365 00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:54,347 [all gasp] 366 00:16:58,143 --> 00:17:00,562 I'm gonna be the last one standing in this rink, 367 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:02,147 and you're all gonna watch! Hah! 368 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,524 Run! By which I mean, roll! 369 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,404 Where are you going? Watch out now. 370 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,239 Oh, no, you gonna fall? 371 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,657 [laughs] 372 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,121 And stay down! 373 00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:21,792 - [grunts] - Whoa, too slow. 374 00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,168 [laughing] Try again. 375 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:25,128 Hey-oh! Over here. 376 00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:29,049 Oh, no. You caught me. 377 00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:30,675 Ha-ha! 378 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,302 [snarls] 379 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,808 - [punch lands] - [grunts] 380 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,398 [laughs] Whoo-hoo! 381 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,858 I'm winning! 382 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:49,277 Devil! You're going down, Brian Glory. 383 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,822 Uh, Blue Streak, whoever you are. 384 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:57,577 If this is how it all ends, I need to say something first. 385 00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,497 They way I stole the show in Philly, it was wrong. 386 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,833 I should've stopped for my partner. 387 00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:05,377 And I should've stayed for mine. 388 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:08,338 I owed you a conversation. 389 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:09,965 I wish I had fought for our friendship. 390 00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:12,467 I-I'm so sorry, Lafayette. 391 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,178 We lost so much time already. 392 00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:17,264 I don't want to lose any more. 393 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:19,015 Me neither, my brother. 394 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,521 Whoa! Agh! 395 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:26,690 - [wind gusting] - [groaning] 396 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,112 [all screaming] 397 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,405 We have to help her. 398 00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:36,908 Maybe we can distract him long enough for her to land a punch. 399 00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:38,118 Something to catch his eye. 400 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,369 The old routine? 401 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,246 The old routine. 402 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,832 Hey, Adria, how about an oldie but goodie 403 00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:45,500 for me and my partner? 404 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,047 [funky music playing] 405 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:54,467 ♪ Come on, come on Come on, come on ♪ 406 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:56,595 ♪ Come on, come on ♪ 407 00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:58,263 ♪ Listen ♪ 408 00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:01,725 ♪ Every night ♪ 409 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,894 ♪ We gon' ride ♪ 410 00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:08,273 ♪ Round and round And down we go ♪ 411 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,567 ♪ Neon lights ♪ 412 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,694 ♪ Dance and glide ♪ 413 00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:16,239 ♪ We'll be here Until the lights come on ♪ 414 00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,116 ♪ Tonight it feels so right ♪ 415 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:20,327 ♪ I see a million lights ♪ 416 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,287 ♪ It keeps my world spinning ♪ 417 00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:24,831 ♪ No need to be on time ♪ 418 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,292 ♪ So catch me if you can ♪ 419 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,127 ♪ I'm not your average friend ♪ 420 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:31,338 ♪ I take myself serious ♪ 421 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,882 ♪ But it's time to play around ♪ 422 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,133 ♪ Get down ♪ 423 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,344 ♪ Every night ♪ 424 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,554 ♪ We gon' ride ♪ 425 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:41,514 ♪ Round and round ♪ 426 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,017 ♪ And down we go ♪ 427 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,144 ♪ Neon lights ♪ 428 00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,230 ♪ Dance and glide ♪ 429 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:52,192 ♪ We'll be here Until the lights come on ♪ 430 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,819 ♪ Every night, we gon' ride ♪ 431 00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:59,741 ♪ Round and round We gon' go ♪ 432 00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:03,161 ♪ We gon' go ♪ 433 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:07,707 ♪ We gon' go ♪ 434 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:12,420 ♪ We gon' flow ♪ 435 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,930 [groans] 436 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:25,600 Ha! Devil, uh, what do you say we take out the trash? 437 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,851 [snarls] 438 00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:31,231 [clears throat] 439 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,984 We owe you all a big apology. 440 00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:36,903 We lost sight of the spirit of Roller Jam, 441 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:40,448 which is connecting and celebrating our great community. 442 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,617 This wood is a sacred space, 443 00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:46,579 and we disrespected it by letting our ugliness inside. 444 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:50,125 We forgot to put down hate and let 'em skate. 445 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,835 But if you'll give us another chance, 446 00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:54,754 we promise to get this party back on track. 447 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:55,964 What do you say? 448 00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:58,216 - [man 1] Well, it's about time! - [woman 1] Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 449 00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:00,468 - [woman 2] I'm ready! - [man 2] Let's get it! 450 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:09,394 Now who's ready for a roll call? 451 00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,896 No, no, wait. Not yet. Lu's not here. 452 00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:13,857 Someone call me? Sorry I'm late. 453 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:18,653 I was... building a regenerative cryogenic cooling tower. 454 00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:20,280 - [laughs nervously] - That's a real thing? 455 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,240 All right, everybody, it's that time. 456 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,492 R-R-R-Roll call! 457 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:27,203 First up, Chicago. 458 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,583 - You go, Vernell. - That is my partner. 459 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:34,002 [Adria] Louisville Slow Walk. 460 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,088 Memphis G-Slide. 461 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,965 Let's see that Open House, Detroit. 462 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,343 Come on, Cali Slide. 463 00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:44,387 And finally, New York! 464 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,849 [laughs and whoops] 465 00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:49,309 That's my brother out there. 466 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:54,814 I'm doing it! I am actually doing it! 467 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,608 I'm a skater! Whoa! 468 00:21:58,068 --> 00:21:59,486 Best Roller Jam ever! 469 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,112 [crowd cheering] 470 00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:12,374 ♪ Ay, ay, ay ♪ 471 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:14,417 ♪ Go run away ♪ 472 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,252 ♪ Yeah ♪ 473 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:19,255 ♪ We can keep it soda pop Soda pop right now ♪ 474 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:20,924 ♪ But you wanted to dance ♪ 475 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:23,802 ♪ We can make The trouble stop ♪ 476 00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:25,011 ♪ Trouble stop right now ♪ 477 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:26,763 But you're changing the plans ♪ 478 00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:28,515 ♪ Ay, ay, ay ♪ 479 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,475 {\an8}♪ Go run away ♪ 480 00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:32,811 {\an8}♪ If you know What's good for you ♪