1 00:00:01,015 --> 00:00:02,891 - Tell me you want me. - Not right now. 2 00:00:02,974 --> 00:00:04,724 Well, I'm gonna have incredible sex 3 00:00:04,891 --> 00:00:07,015 with whoever's next to walk out of that bathroom. 4 00:00:07,724 --> 00:00:09,808 - He's hot. - He's a New York City seven. 5 00:00:09,891 --> 00:00:11,116 - Tops. - Oh, well I'll be damned 6 00:00:11,140 --> 00:00:12,516 if he ain't an Amtrak ten. 7 00:00:13,891 --> 00:00:16,265 - Give me one thing. - Fine. I'm a senior architect. 8 00:00:16,557 --> 00:00:19,265 Fiona, I don't wanna do this anymore. It's over. 9 00:00:21,557 --> 00:00:23,742 - Ruby. Ruby. - Sit down, ya lightweight? 10 00:00:23,766 --> 00:00:26,265 I used to drink his ass under the table when I was 19. 11 00:00:26,516 --> 00:00:28,307 Everyone can see you're not 19 anymore. 12 00:00:28,933 --> 00:00:31,265 - Where... Where are you going? - Oh, I'm going home. 13 00:00:31,516 --> 00:00:34,265 I have a life with consequences, and thank God 14 00:00:34,808 --> 00:00:37,349 that we didn't do anything that I can't take back. 15 00:00:38,015 --> 00:00:40,116 Hi, there. You've reached the Richardsons. 16 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:41,349 If you're looking for Ruby, 17 00:00:41,432 --> 00:00:42,891 she ran out on her family yesterday. 18 00:00:42,974 --> 00:00:44,054 We don't know where she is, 19 00:00:44,099 --> 00:00:45,533 why she left, or when she's coming back. 20 00:00:45,557 --> 00:00:46,599 Have a great day. 21 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:41,265 Woman: Ruby! 22 00:01:41,349 --> 00:01:43,516 Ruby: Coming. 23 00:01:49,140 --> 00:01:51,516 I just had 24 00:01:51,599 --> 00:01:53,307 a collision with the Wall. 25 00:01:53,391 --> 00:01:55,391 - Stop calling her that. - She had the temerity 26 00:01:55,474 --> 00:01:57,492 to ask me why you were speaking at the wedding breakfast. 27 00:01:57,516 --> 00:01:59,140 - Oh God. - I said you were speaking 28 00:01:59,224 --> 00:02:01,015 because you have a goddamn voice. 29 00:02:01,099 --> 00:02:02,933 - You did not say that. - No. 30 00:02:03,015 --> 00:02:05,140 I said that her son was not a misogynist. 31 00:02:06,808 --> 00:02:09,140 Okay, let's do this. 32 00:02:09,224 --> 00:02:10,683 Step... Oh! 33 00:02:10,766 --> 00:02:12,224 Kelly is here. 34 00:02:13,015 --> 00:02:15,224 - What? - Yeah, she's outside. 35 00:02:17,683 --> 00:02:21,015 I swear, I-I didn't tell Dad that he could... 36 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:23,683 I know. He brought her anyway. It's all right. 37 00:02:23,766 --> 00:02:26,099 It's better now that it's out in the open. 38 00:02:26,182 --> 00:02:28,349 Believe me. It's better. 39 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:40,599 I wanted to give you something. 40 00:02:48,349 --> 00:02:51,224 This is insanely expensive and you cannot afford it. 41 00:02:51,307 --> 00:02:53,808 - Is it the one you wanted? - Yes, when I was in college, yes. 42 00:02:53,891 --> 00:02:57,683 - But that was... - A big-shot architect will need a big-shot pen. 43 00:03:01,391 --> 00:03:03,891 Has he texted today? 44 00:03:15,432 --> 00:03:16,599 Let's go. 45 00:03:21,599 --> 00:03:23,724 No! What I'm... What I'm saying is 46 00:03:23,808 --> 00:03:25,808 I did have a ticket... 47 00:03:25,891 --> 00:03:27,849 But, you no longer have it. 48 00:03:27,933 --> 00:03:30,557 Correct! So... ooh. 49 00:03:30,641 --> 00:03:33,432 - Should th-that be cool? - No! 50 00:03:34,057 --> 00:03:36,683 She's being honest, believe it or not. 51 00:03:36,766 --> 00:03:39,033 One of the only people I ever met who sounds like she's lying 52 00:03:39,057 --> 00:03:41,057 when she's telling the truth. 53 00:03:51,015 --> 00:03:53,557 I like you better already. 54 00:03:53,641 --> 00:03:55,557 You're sexier. 55 00:03:55,641 --> 00:03:57,849 You're stronger. You're funnier. 56 00:03:58,641 --> 00:04:00,182 You're smashing your career. 57 00:04:00,265 --> 00:04:01,724 You... 58 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:04,641 You seem so much better. 59 00:04:05,182 --> 00:04:07,474 And that scares the shit out of me because... 60 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:12,099 I think I might be worse. 61 00:04:12,808 --> 00:04:14,974 - One day. - What? 62 00:04:15,057 --> 00:04:17,557 Gimme one day. Turn off your phone. 63 00:04:17,641 --> 00:04:19,391 - Here. Give it to me. - No. Okay! Okay! 64 00:04:19,474 --> 00:04:22,140 - You turn your own phone off. - I can turn my own phone off! 65 00:04:23,015 --> 00:04:24,641 You said that I don't know you. 66 00:04:24,724 --> 00:04:27,891 So let's have one more day together here, 67 00:04:27,974 --> 00:04:29,766 and at the end, we can decide 68 00:04:29,849 --> 00:04:31,991 to get back on the train and continue our journey together, 69 00:04:32,015 --> 00:04:34,432 or we can go our separate ways, but we don't decide 70 00:04:34,516 --> 00:04:36,808 till the end of the day. 71 00:04:37,099 --> 00:04:38,516 What do you say? 72 00:04:44,683 --> 00:04:45,808 Yeah. 73 00:04:47,474 --> 00:04:49,634 Announcement: The 8:00 AM train to Los Angeles 74 00:04:49,683 --> 00:04:51,557 is about to depart. 75 00:04:54,557 --> 00:04:56,307 Wait, I don't get what time 76 00:04:56,391 --> 00:04:58,641 the next train comes. Hang on. 77 00:04:59,683 --> 00:05:01,683 Hey, no phones! 78 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,140 Man: Architecture tour? 79 00:05:09,224 --> 00:05:11,015 - Thank you. - No problem. 80 00:05:12,808 --> 00:05:15,557 Hey. How do you know that? Are you...? 81 00:05:16,391 --> 00:05:18,057 Are you tracking my credit cards? 82 00:05:19,683 --> 00:05:20,766 Yeah, I am, 83 00:05:20,849 --> 00:05:23,057 and it doesn't mean that I'm meeting you. 84 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:25,933 No, you won't because it's a huge fucking city. 85 00:05:26,808 --> 00:05:29,488 Okay, fine, fine. Just shut up and I'll meet you then. 86 00:05:32,557 --> 00:05:35,933 It's 24 hours till the next train! 87 00:05:36,015 --> 00:05:37,474 I mean, there's one a day. 88 00:05:37,557 --> 00:05:39,057 Yikes. 89 00:05:39,891 --> 00:05:41,641 We're gonna have to get a hotel room. 90 00:05:41,724 --> 00:05:43,307 One hotel room? 91 00:05:43,391 --> 00:05:45,599 Ms. Dixie, where am I to sleep? 92 00:05:45,683 --> 00:05:47,140 Let's get it now. 93 00:05:47,224 --> 00:05:49,391 - Now? - Yeah. 94 00:05:50,474 --> 00:05:51,974 I wanna fuck you. 95 00:05:53,432 --> 00:05:55,057 Now. 96 00:05:56,766 --> 00:05:58,099 You know you can't undo that. 97 00:05:58,182 --> 00:05:59,599 I don't wanna unfuck you. 98 00:05:59,683 --> 00:06:01,432 I don't wanna unfuck you either. 99 00:06:12,808 --> 00:06:14,974 A lot of conferences in town, 100 00:06:15,057 --> 00:06:16,849 but we have the Alpha Suite, 101 00:06:16,933 --> 00:06:18,516 one of our Deluxe Premier rooms 102 00:06:18,599 --> 00:06:21,099 with a full river view at $1,200. 103 00:06:23,265 --> 00:06:24,766 So, I wanna get it, but, um, 104 00:06:24,849 --> 00:06:26,659 my cards have all stopped working for some reason. 105 00:06:26,683 --> 00:06:28,432 No, I'll get it. I just... 106 00:06:28,516 --> 00:06:30,349 I don't have a credit card. 107 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:32,265 - I-I don't believe in them. - Tinkerbell, 108 00:06:32,349 --> 00:06:34,349 they do exist whether you believe in them or not. 109 00:06:34,432 --> 00:06:35,599 Welcome to the Brock Hotel. 110 00:06:35,683 --> 00:06:38,224 No, no, no! W-wait! We're taking the room! 111 00:06:38,307 --> 00:06:39,974 I've got this. 112 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:58,683 When will you be cashing that, please? 113 00:06:59,265 --> 00:07:00,849 We don't accept those. 114 00:07:02,641 --> 00:07:04,974 Would you... hold the room with it 115 00:07:05,057 --> 00:07:07,224 while we go and get the cash? 116 00:07:07,307 --> 00:07:10,057 Amara, we are next in the line, 117 00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:12,557 and we would like you to hold the room 118 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:16,015 with this check while we go and get the cash. 119 00:07:16,474 --> 00:07:17,808 Please. 120 00:07:22,683 --> 00:07:24,099 - Who was that? - I don't know. 121 00:07:24,182 --> 00:07:25,891 I think I just turned into my mother. 122 00:07:26,683 --> 00:07:28,683 - How is Mary? - Aw. 123 00:07:28,766 --> 00:07:30,766 - Angry. - Amara: I'll need you 124 00:07:30,849 --> 00:07:32,182 to have the cash by 3:00. 125 00:07:32,265 --> 00:07:34,724 - Hey! Easy. - Which is when you'll get the room. 126 00:07:35,015 --> 00:07:38,307 Ah. Um, that's five hours away. 127 00:07:38,516 --> 00:07:40,307 Aw, would you like to cancel? 128 00:07:40,391 --> 00:07:42,349 - Nope. - No. 3:00 is fine. 129 00:08:19,182 --> 00:08:21,891 - Morning. Sean, is it? - Good morning. 130 00:08:22,391 --> 00:08:24,683 - You're Irish? - I am. Yeah. 131 00:08:25,349 --> 00:08:26,724 I'm a little Irish. 132 00:08:26,891 --> 00:08:28,307 Would you go way outta that? 133 00:08:28,391 --> 00:08:31,099 And a very Irish name you have too. Listen, 134 00:08:31,182 --> 00:08:32,974 Sean, I have a question for you. 135 00:08:33,057 --> 00:08:34,808 If someone knows all your details, 136 00:08:34,891 --> 00:08:36,325 like your security number, your passwords, 137 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,933 all that sort of malarkey, can they withdraw money 138 00:08:39,015 --> 00:08:41,307 - from your account online? - Uh, no. 139 00:08:41,391 --> 00:08:42,791 Online, we ask a series of questions 140 00:08:42,849 --> 00:08:44,742 that you would've answered when you first set it up. 141 00:08:44,766 --> 00:08:46,474 Okay, so the person in question knows 142 00:08:46,557 --> 00:08:49,182 - fucking everything about me. - Oh, well, in that case, then yeah. 143 00:08:49,265 --> 00:08:50,533 Okay, I need to withdraw the money 144 00:08:50,557 --> 00:08:52,224 in this account please, Sean. 145 00:08:55,057 --> 00:08:56,557 All of it, please. 146 00:08:56,641 --> 00:08:59,641 - Uh, when you say... - Just, uh, just in here would be deadly. 147 00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:04,182 Sean: Uh, I-I'm sorry, 148 00:09:04,265 --> 00:09:06,033 but we can't process that request at this time. 149 00:09:06,057 --> 00:09:08,724 - Please... - $1,000 is the most you can withdraw... 150 00:09:08,808 --> 00:09:12,516 Please don't tell me I can't, Sean. 151 00:09:13,182 --> 00:09:16,224 Me old flower, you are literally me last hope. 152 00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:18,516 Uh, the amount in this account 153 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:20,724 is what we would call a large sum of money... 154 00:09:20,808 --> 00:09:22,140 Ah, come on now... 155 00:09:22,224 --> 00:09:24,391 So if we were to release the funds, we would need to 156 00:09:24,474 --> 00:09:26,158 fill out a number of forms, my manager would have 157 00:09:26,182 --> 00:09:27,450 to come down and sign everything, and then you 158 00:09:27,474 --> 00:09:28,784 would have to come back later today. 159 00:09:28,808 --> 00:09:30,307 Is there any fecking way at all 160 00:09:30,391 --> 00:09:32,599 I could talk to your manager ahead of time then, Sean? 161 00:09:32,849 --> 00:09:34,224 Well, no, uh, 162 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:37,432 because my manager takes my advice on his decision. 163 00:09:40,474 --> 00:09:41,766 Fair enough. 164 00:09:42,516 --> 00:09:45,683 - And you'll make sure it's safe until I come back? - Yeah, absolutely. 165 00:09:46,265 --> 00:09:47,974 Assuming you're approved. 166 00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:53,140 Ruby: Four hours to go. Ugh! 167 00:09:53,224 --> 00:09:55,474 This is torture. 168 00:09:55,557 --> 00:09:57,099 Billy: I know. 169 00:09:57,182 --> 00:09:58,557 Ruby: So, if it was 17 years ago, 170 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:00,224 what would you be doing right now? 171 00:10:01,057 --> 00:10:02,683 Oh. Uh, 172 00:10:02,766 --> 00:10:04,516 I'd have to go back to campus soon 173 00:10:04,599 --> 00:10:06,683 'cause I have an essay due tomorrow 174 00:10:06,766 --> 00:10:10,516 for English 220 on As I Lay Dying. 175 00:10:11,057 --> 00:10:12,265 But I don't wanna write it 176 00:10:12,349 --> 00:10:13,989 'cause I'm in the city with my girlfriend. 177 00:10:14,057 --> 00:10:16,140 Ruby: Have you even started the essay? 178 00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:18,641 Billy: Oh no, fuck no. I haven't even started the book. 179 00:10:18,724 --> 00:10:21,265 But my soon-to-be-qualified architect girlfriend's 180 00:10:21,349 --> 00:10:24,140 gonna help me with it, and, uh, she's... 181 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,349 valedictorian, so... 182 00:10:28,516 --> 00:10:29,766 Oh man. 183 00:10:29,849 --> 00:10:31,724 You even still smell like you. 184 00:10:32,307 --> 00:10:34,432 - What do I smell like? - I don't know. 185 00:10:34,516 --> 00:10:37,224 I smelled it in Boots a few years ago. 186 00:10:38,683 --> 00:10:41,391 I thought, "That's Ruby. 187 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,724 She must be right around that corner." 188 00:10:44,099 --> 00:10:45,808 And you weren't. 189 00:10:45,891 --> 00:10:49,224 So it turns out, you smell like the moisturizer aisle in Boots. 190 00:10:49,724 --> 00:10:51,474 What is Boots? 191 00:10:51,557 --> 00:10:53,432 It's a... 192 00:10:53,516 --> 00:10:55,808 a chain pharmacy. There's one in every town. 193 00:10:55,891 --> 00:10:59,057 Wow. I mean, thank you very much. 194 00:11:01,224 --> 00:11:02,849 Shit. Okay. 195 00:11:03,891 --> 00:11:05,557 We have to go now. 196 00:11:05,641 --> 00:11:06,808 Go where? 197 00:11:06,891 --> 00:11:09,391 - Come on. Come on. - Billy... 198 00:11:09,808 --> 00:11:11,474 Where are we going? 199 00:11:11,557 --> 00:11:13,033 Tour Guide: On the right, 200 00:11:13,057 --> 00:11:14,474 we have the Wrigley Building, 201 00:11:14,557 --> 00:11:16,808 headquarters of the chewing gum empire. 202 00:11:16,891 --> 00:11:20,265 - Modeled after... - Ruby: Well, now I feel guilty. 203 00:11:20,349 --> 00:11:22,766 -You love it? All the buildings! -Yes! 204 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:25,057 - It's so sweet of you. - Yeah. 205 00:11:27,474 --> 00:11:29,808 I wanna say something. 206 00:11:29,891 --> 00:11:32,474 It's taken me, like, 207 00:11:32,557 --> 00:11:35,265 14 hours to be able to say it... 208 00:11:35,349 --> 00:11:37,140 15 years, 209 00:11:37,224 --> 00:11:40,265 14 hours, but I'm finally ready to say it. 210 00:11:40,349 --> 00:11:42,599 Here goes. You were right. 211 00:11:44,265 --> 00:11:46,140 There, I said it. 212 00:11:46,224 --> 00:11:48,265 Don't make me tell you what about... All right! 213 00:11:48,349 --> 00:11:50,265 All right! I'll tell you. 214 00:11:50,349 --> 00:11:52,808 You were right about leaving me. 215 00:11:54,265 --> 00:11:57,182 Never thought I'd be able to say that. I always thought, 216 00:11:57,265 --> 00:12:00,015 well, she better have a pretty fuckin' amazing career 217 00:12:00,099 --> 00:12:03,349 after what she did to that beautiful relationship of ours. 218 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,307 But you do. You did it, so hats off to you. 219 00:12:06,391 --> 00:12:08,116 Tour Guide: And now here on the right, 220 00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:11,140 the Tribune Tower, the preeminent example 221 00:12:11,224 --> 00:12:14,265 of Gothic architecture here in Chicago. 222 00:12:15,683 --> 00:12:17,933 What makes a building Gothic? 223 00:12:18,891 --> 00:12:21,391 You know, listens to sad music, 224 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:24,349 wears black eyeliner... 225 00:12:25,974 --> 00:12:29,474 When I first saw you, you were wearing all the black eyeliner. 226 00:12:29,557 --> 00:12:31,140 I'm not an architect. 227 00:12:32,974 --> 00:12:33,891 What? 228 00:12:33,974 --> 00:12:37,140 I started the program and I just... 229 00:12:42,057 --> 00:12:43,683 I couldn't do it. 230 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:47,683 It was my first job, and... 231 00:12:48,307 --> 00:12:51,224 I started getting panic attacks at the thought 232 00:12:51,307 --> 00:12:53,516 of going to work. 233 00:12:54,349 --> 00:12:57,641 I kept trying to be the me I was... 234 00:12:59,099 --> 00:13:00,516 when I was with you. 235 00:13:00,933 --> 00:13:03,140 You always said I was great. 236 00:13:06,224 --> 00:13:08,891 I was not great, and... 237 00:13:10,516 --> 00:13:12,683 when they fired me, 238 00:13:13,766 --> 00:13:15,891 I pretended to go in. 239 00:13:18,516 --> 00:13:20,599 By the time I stopped pretending... 240 00:13:23,808 --> 00:13:26,557 I was in quite a mess. 241 00:13:33,432 --> 00:13:36,057 And then I got married. 242 00:13:47,557 --> 00:13:51,391 I guess at the time that I met him, I needed what he gave me. 243 00:13:52,307 --> 00:13:54,432 You still with him? 244 00:13:55,265 --> 00:13:56,599 Uh-huh. 245 00:13:57,766 --> 00:13:59,391 Do you love him? 246 00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:04,265 When we watch movies, 247 00:14:06,974 --> 00:14:09,099 he wants me to... 248 00:14:10,265 --> 00:14:11,891 sit really still 249 00:14:11,974 --> 00:14:13,265 and quiet. 250 00:14:14,099 --> 00:14:16,349 - You're kidding. - Well, it sounds worse than it is. 251 00:14:16,432 --> 00:14:18,891 - Although, you are, actually, quite annoying. - What? 252 00:14:18,974 --> 00:14:20,116 Yeah, you talking through a movie 253 00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:21,599 was one of our biggest fights. 254 00:14:22,432 --> 00:14:24,182 I don't remember us fighting. 255 00:14:24,265 --> 00:14:25,766 We fought... 256 00:14:25,849 --> 00:14:28,057 all the time. 257 00:14:29,933 --> 00:14:33,099 Laurence and I never fight, really. 258 00:14:37,432 --> 00:14:40,307 But I argue with him inside my head. 259 00:14:43,557 --> 00:14:46,307 And I always used to fantasize that I was two people. 260 00:14:48,349 --> 00:14:50,599 The normal one that lived with him... 261 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:55,182 and then this fun person who went out... 262 00:14:56,224 --> 00:14:58,432 and had sex... 263 00:14:59,182 --> 00:15:00,933 and did all this drunken crazy shit 264 00:15:01,015 --> 00:15:02,516 like you were probably doing. 265 00:15:02,599 --> 00:15:04,182 Probably. 266 00:15:04,974 --> 00:15:07,349 Wait, why did you fantasize you were two people? 267 00:15:07,432 --> 00:15:09,974 Why not just the fun one? 268 00:15:10,057 --> 00:15:12,182 Well, I don't know. 269 00:15:15,766 --> 00:15:17,432 And then, you know, 270 00:15:18,557 --> 00:15:20,182 the usual story. 271 00:15:21,140 --> 00:15:23,140 You wake up and... 272 00:15:23,849 --> 00:15:25,974 it's 12 years later. 273 00:15:28,641 --> 00:15:30,933 I feel like you skipped quite a bit there. 274 00:15:45,307 --> 00:15:46,974 We said no phones. 275 00:15:47,057 --> 00:15:49,808 We did. I'm an eejit. I totally forgot. 276 00:15:49,891 --> 00:15:51,599 - Turn it off. Now. - Okay. 277 00:15:51,683 --> 00:15:53,349 I'm turning it off. I'm sorry. 278 00:15:54,432 --> 00:15:56,557 Well, go on then. 279 00:16:00,391 --> 00:16:02,307 It's nearly hotel o'clock. 280 00:16:02,849 --> 00:16:04,974 Oh. It's two hours away. 281 00:16:05,891 --> 00:16:08,265 - Let's get fancy clothes. - What? 282 00:16:08,349 --> 00:16:11,224 Let's get all dressed up in fancy clothes. 283 00:16:11,933 --> 00:16:14,766 Well, I guess underwear would be a good idea. 284 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,933 What kind of underwear? 285 00:16:19,391 --> 00:16:21,057 That's my business. 286 00:16:25,307 --> 00:16:27,099 Hey! 287 00:16:34,057 --> 00:16:36,849 - Ruby: This is nice. - Billy: Ooh. That is nice. 288 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,432 Oh! Not that nice. 289 00:16:41,516 --> 00:16:43,307 Wait, wait, wait! 290 00:16:43,391 --> 00:16:45,516 Buy it. It'll look great on you. 291 00:16:45,599 --> 00:16:47,641 - It's $600. - It's a special night. 292 00:16:47,724 --> 00:16:50,224 We're in Chicago. We're together. This is a dream. 293 00:16:51,808 --> 00:16:54,349 Okay, look, I'm gonna go away in search of man pants, 294 00:16:54,432 --> 00:16:57,432 and I'm not talking about trousers, 295 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,641 so I'll see you back 296 00:16:59,724 --> 00:17:02,724 inside our hotel in 94 minutes. 297 00:17:02,808 --> 00:17:04,432 Okay? 298 00:17:07,057 --> 00:17:08,099 Billy! 299 00:17:14,808 --> 00:17:16,432 My husband... 300 00:17:16,516 --> 00:17:19,891 froze all my cards and I don't have an independent income. 301 00:17:22,265 --> 00:17:24,265 It's okay. 302 00:17:25,265 --> 00:17:27,349 - Whoa, whoa! What is that? - Just take that. 303 00:17:27,432 --> 00:17:29,808 Buy yourself something nice with it. 304 00:17:29,891 --> 00:17:31,224 That sounds like a dirty old man. 305 00:17:31,307 --> 00:17:33,158 Buy yourself something or don't buy yourself something, 306 00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:36,015 but please take it because I know how shit it feels 307 00:17:36,099 --> 00:17:38,265 - to be stranded. - Okay. 308 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:42,224 That's... Th-thank you. Whoa. 309 00:17:42,307 --> 00:17:43,641 Bye! 310 00:17:58,057 --> 00:17:59,766 Ooh! 311 00:18:06,391 --> 00:18:08,683 Oh no! 312 00:18:09,099 --> 00:18:11,766 Help! 313 00:18:13,391 --> 00:18:16,057 - Woman: Are you stuck? - Ruby: I'm so stuck! 314 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:18,683 Look, I think it goes like this. 315 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:22,557 - Are you sure? - Yeah. Just let me, okay? 316 00:18:23,182 --> 00:18:24,849 Oh! Oh! Are my tits out? 317 00:18:24,933 --> 00:18:27,974 Yeah, but you got great tits, so don't worry about it. 318 00:18:28,683 --> 00:18:30,724 Free at last. 319 00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:33,641 Oh, wait a second. 320 00:18:34,182 --> 00:18:35,808 Oh... 321 00:18:37,641 --> 00:18:39,182 Oh my God. 322 00:18:39,599 --> 00:18:41,307 - I can't believe I just did that. - No. 323 00:18:41,391 --> 00:18:43,099 I mean, you can pull up your own trousers. 324 00:18:43,182 --> 00:18:45,099 Thank you so much 325 00:18:45,182 --> 00:18:47,683 for helping me. So embarrassing. 326 00:18:48,808 --> 00:18:49,891 - Hi. - Hi. 327 00:18:49,974 --> 00:18:52,057 - I'm Ruby. - I'm Alice. 328 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:54,766 Hm. 329 00:18:55,724 --> 00:18:56,891 Okay, this dress 330 00:18:56,974 --> 00:19:00,224 was disastrous on me, but you should try it. 331 00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:03,766 - It's my size. - Then try it on. 332 00:19:04,641 --> 00:19:06,891 - Looks expensive. - It is. 333 00:19:12,057 --> 00:19:14,974 Well, no slip of material is worth this much money. 334 00:19:15,057 --> 00:19:16,432 Exactly, 335 00:19:16,516 --> 00:19:18,516 which is why we have... 336 00:19:21,557 --> 00:19:23,015 - What are you doing?! - Shh! 337 00:19:23,099 --> 00:19:24,265 Go get changed. 338 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:44,391 Hey. 339 00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:47,766 I'm here at my own massive inconvenience, so where are you? 340 00:19:50,391 --> 00:19:52,200 Ruby: I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it! 341 00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:53,533 Alice: Yes, you can, yes, you can. 342 00:19:53,557 --> 00:19:55,307 When I say run. Ready? Run! 343 00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:11,349 Oh, God! 344 00:20:11,641 --> 00:20:14,015 Oh my God, that was so exciting! 345 00:20:14,099 --> 00:20:17,057 I stole a dress! I stole sneakers! 346 00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:19,140 I would just never do something like that! 347 00:20:19,224 --> 00:20:22,349 Oh, I feel incredible! I feel so... 348 00:20:22,432 --> 00:20:25,224 Oh my, oh my God! 349 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,808 I've run away from my kids! 350 00:20:27,891 --> 00:20:29,057 What? 351 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,057 I've run away with an ex 352 00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:33,057 who I haven't seen in forever! 353 00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:35,224 And we've got this room at the Brock Hotel! 354 00:20:35,307 --> 00:20:36,933 And I left my kids with my husband, 355 00:20:37,015 --> 00:20:39,599 and they're my babies, and I miss them so much! 356 00:20:39,683 --> 00:20:42,057 But I just needed to see! I needed to see! 357 00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:44,432 You just left them for a guy? 358 00:20:44,516 --> 00:20:46,974 D-don't judge me! I know! I'm awful! 359 00:20:47,057 --> 00:20:49,849 But am I awful? See, I don't know what I want. 360 00:20:49,933 --> 00:20:52,307 - Well, what triggered it? - Um... 361 00:20:52,391 --> 00:20:55,182 My husband wanted me to wait in for his speakers. 362 00:20:55,265 --> 00:20:57,849 Oh my God. That's not a reason, is it? 363 00:20:57,933 --> 00:21:00,474 Look, maybe if you're feeling that bad about it, 364 00:21:00,557 --> 00:21:02,307 maybe you should go home? 365 00:21:02,974 --> 00:21:04,724 - You think? - I do! 366 00:21:04,808 --> 00:21:06,224 But, the day isn't over. 367 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,933 - The day? - Well, we said we'd take a day to decide. 368 00:21:09,015 --> 00:21:11,432 Oh! Well, if it's just for a day... 369 00:21:11,516 --> 00:21:13,724 - You think? - Yeah, do it! 370 00:21:35,015 --> 00:21:37,599 - Hey, you know what would be amazing? - What? 371 00:21:37,683 --> 00:21:39,599 For you to have a gorgeous bath 372 00:21:39,683 --> 00:21:41,683 in that beautiful bathroom. Have you seen it? 373 00:21:42,015 --> 00:21:44,683 - Now? - Yeah! Come have a look! 374 00:21:44,766 --> 00:21:46,766 - Do I stink? - No. 375 00:21:50,224 --> 00:21:52,474 So, let me go down and get us some room service, 376 00:21:52,557 --> 00:21:53,849 and you can have a lovely bath, 377 00:21:53,933 --> 00:21:56,849 and that way, we won't have to stop all evening. 378 00:21:57,641 --> 00:22:00,557 Room service comes to the room, doesn't it? 379 00:22:01,391 --> 00:22:02,808 Not anymore. 380 00:22:02,891 --> 00:22:06,182 They make you go and get it in these big hotels. 381 00:22:06,974 --> 00:22:09,265 - Really? - Yeah. 382 00:22:09,349 --> 00:22:12,057 Fucking bullshit. Um... 383 00:22:13,516 --> 00:22:15,724 Okay, I'll see you in 20. 384 00:22:37,265 --> 00:22:38,933 Mother... cunt. 385 00:22:40,808 --> 00:22:43,224 Stay outta my fuckin' phone. 386 00:22:49,599 --> 00:22:52,099 Man: that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. 387 00:22:52,182 --> 00:22:53,933 Don't worry. She doesn't mean it. 388 00:22:55,641 --> 00:22:57,099 You found me! 389 00:23:00,099 --> 00:23:01,683 Why the fuck are you stalking me? 390 00:23:01,766 --> 00:23:03,886 Listen, you've taken a couple of days off, but it's... 391 00:23:03,933 --> 00:23:06,974 - It's not just a couple days. - Then what the fuck is it? 392 00:23:07,057 --> 00:23:08,516 Did I not make it clear on the phone? 393 00:23:08,599 --> 00:23:10,724 I'm not doing the tour. 394 00:23:10,808 --> 00:23:14,015 Then you're gonna be facing some very serious lawsuits. 395 00:23:14,099 --> 00:23:15,099 I will deal with that. 396 00:23:15,140 --> 00:23:17,933 This is no longer your concern. 397 00:23:22,724 --> 00:23:24,724 - What's this? - It's 10 grand. 398 00:23:24,808 --> 00:23:27,724 - Billy... - It's, I-I thought... 399 00:23:27,808 --> 00:23:29,349 - How can you be so... - Shh... 400 00:23:29,432 --> 00:23:31,265 Don't fucking shush me. 401 00:23:31,808 --> 00:23:34,057 Look, we're a team, all right? 402 00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:36,057 We're not an equal team. I do all the work, 403 00:23:36,140 --> 00:23:38,599 - you get all the praise, but we are a team. - Wel... Exactly. 404 00:23:38,683 --> 00:23:42,349 The only good thing about this mess is that it made me realize 405 00:23:42,432 --> 00:23:46,432 I hate what we did together with all my heart. 406 00:23:49,432 --> 00:23:52,182 You're brilliant. You'll get another job. 407 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,432 Yeah, but that's just it, Billy. I... 408 00:23:55,516 --> 00:23:57,849 I won't get another job because all you ever made me 409 00:23:57,933 --> 00:24:00,933 -was your fucking PA. I won't be fucking fine! -You'll be fine... 410 00:24:01,015 --> 00:24:03,391 I'm your COO in all but name. 411 00:24:03,474 --> 00:24:06,057 I built this company from nothing with you, 412 00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:07,641 and I haven't even made any plans 413 00:24:07,724 --> 00:24:09,933 because of all the dedication that was required. 414 00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:12,683 I haven't met anyone. I haven't started a family. 415 00:24:12,766 --> 00:24:14,766 Officially, I'm trained in nothing, 416 00:24:14,849 --> 00:24:17,349 so if I wanted cash, Billy, I'd want a hell of a lot more 417 00:24:17,432 --> 00:24:20,182 than this before I let you forget about me. 418 00:24:22,307 --> 00:24:24,391 Just saying. 419 00:24:29,349 --> 00:24:31,015 I'm leaving now. 420 00:24:45,349 --> 00:24:46,432 Oh... 421 00:24:52,641 --> 00:24:53,891 Do you trust me? 422 00:24:53,974 --> 00:24:55,349 I think... 423 00:24:56,140 --> 00:24:58,224 I deserve an explanation. 424 00:25:02,391 --> 00:25:04,307 The moratorium's finally over. 425 00:25:04,391 --> 00:25:06,391 Fuck the moratorium. 426 00:25:08,015 --> 00:25:09,391 Okay. 427 00:25:11,057 --> 00:25:13,516 Do you wanna be here with me, 428 00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:15,099 or is this about something else? 429 00:25:15,182 --> 00:25:17,724 - You have a husband. - I've been totally honest with you. 430 00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:20,557 Is anyone totally honest? 431 00:25:23,557 --> 00:25:25,724 Are you using me, Billy? 432 00:25:27,432 --> 00:25:30,099 N... No, I'm not using you. 433 00:25:39,099 --> 00:25:41,265 Ask me anything. 434 00:25:41,766 --> 00:25:43,808 I'll tell you the truth. 435 00:25:45,099 --> 00:25:46,766 Are you in trouble? 436 00:25:48,265 --> 00:25:49,641 Billy: Yeah. 437 00:25:51,432 --> 00:25:54,057 - Are you a bank robber? - It's my money. 438 00:25:54,140 --> 00:25:57,265 Most people don't carry around a giant bag of their own money. 439 00:25:57,349 --> 00:26:01,182 I know. But I made a huge mistake, so... 440 00:26:01,974 --> 00:26:03,307 Uh-uh. 441 00:26:15,391 --> 00:26:17,140 I have this money 442 00:26:17,224 --> 00:26:20,057 because I fucked up in my job. 443 00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:22,599 People are very mad at me, 444 00:26:22,683 --> 00:26:25,974 and so I'm taking my money because I can't ever go back. 445 00:26:27,891 --> 00:26:31,057 Everyone knows I'm full of shit... 446 00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:34,641 - and I don't know what to do. - What happened? 447 00:26:36,557 --> 00:26:40,140 Three days ago, I'm at my biggest ever event. 448 00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:43,933 Pre-sold, full capacity, hundreds of people with... 449 00:26:44,015 --> 00:26:46,474 more shows pre-sold to thousands more. 450 00:26:46,557 --> 00:26:49,391 And as part of my show, right in the beginning, 451 00:26:49,474 --> 00:26:51,683 I pull someone up from the crowd 452 00:26:51,766 --> 00:26:53,599 and they tell me their problem. 453 00:26:53,683 --> 00:26:55,325 I give them a few words, and they're happy. 454 00:26:55,349 --> 00:26:57,516 The crowd's happy, and we're off to a great start. 455 00:26:57,599 --> 00:26:59,599 So, I pull someone up. 456 00:26:59,683 --> 00:27:01,099 Nice woman, 457 00:27:01,182 --> 00:27:03,349 lovely smile. Jackie. 458 00:27:04,808 --> 00:27:06,766 And Jackie says that her beloved husband, 459 00:27:06,849 --> 00:27:08,683 Brad, died a few weeks ago. 460 00:27:08,766 --> 00:27:12,307 So, I go into condolence mode, but no. 461 00:27:12,766 --> 00:27:14,683 She doesn't want that because the reason 462 00:27:14,766 --> 00:27:16,474 Brad died, she says, 463 00:27:16,557 --> 00:27:18,432 is because he killed himself 464 00:27:18,516 --> 00:27:20,724 as a result of a mental breakdown 465 00:27:21,349 --> 00:27:23,557 shortly after coming off his meds. 466 00:27:23,641 --> 00:27:26,224 And the reason Brad came off his meds, 467 00:27:26,307 --> 00:27:29,933 according to Jackie, is because I told him to. 468 00:27:33,599 --> 00:27:36,766 - You didn't say that? - Not literally, no. 469 00:27:37,140 --> 00:27:40,224 - Not literally? - And so, I started to sweat. 470 00:27:40,849 --> 00:27:42,265 And I heard this voice... 471 00:27:42,349 --> 00:27:44,307 It was my voice, but it was, like, disembodied, 472 00:27:44,391 --> 00:27:47,099 like it was somebody else's voice, you know? 473 00:27:48,516 --> 00:27:50,474 And I think it said, 474 00:27:50,557 --> 00:27:52,182 "Do you know what, Jackie? 475 00:27:52,391 --> 00:27:54,057 "You're right. 476 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:55,974 "Who am I to be preaching at you like this? 477 00:27:56,057 --> 00:27:58,641 "I'm a 37-year-old man 478 00:27:58,724 --> 00:28:00,683 "without a life or a girlfriend 479 00:28:00,766 --> 00:28:04,265 "or even a proper home. I'm a fuckin' fraud, 480 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,683 "and I am as guilty of your husband's death 481 00:28:06,766 --> 00:28:09,391 as if I had killed him myself." 482 00:28:10,391 --> 00:28:12,849 And then I told them all to go home. 483 00:28:17,641 --> 00:28:19,557 And this was... 484 00:28:19,641 --> 00:28:22,182 10 minutes into a three-day event, 485 00:28:22,265 --> 00:28:24,099 by the way, 486 00:28:24,766 --> 00:28:25,974 so that went down well. 487 00:28:26,057 --> 00:28:27,641 And now, there are memes of me, 488 00:28:27,724 --> 00:28:29,641 and I think I'm just becoming like a bit of a... 489 00:28:29,724 --> 00:28:31,474 - A laughingstock. - Scapegoat. 490 00:28:32,265 --> 00:28:34,432 - Um... Yeah. - Huh? 491 00:28:36,015 --> 00:28:39,265 No, I guess laughingstock's about right. 492 00:28:46,641 --> 00:28:49,432 If you want to go home, I'll understand. 493 00:28:50,516 --> 00:28:53,808 But I'll tell you one thing, absolutely honestly. 494 00:28:58,432 --> 00:29:00,641 I really don't want you to. 495 00:29:57,849 --> 00:30:00,766 Ruby: Oh, Billy. 496 00:30:00,849 --> 00:30:03,891 Oh, Billy. 497 00:31:54,265 --> 00:31:55,557 Where are we? 498 00:31:55,641 --> 00:31:57,641 Oh, my God. 499 00:31:58,057 --> 00:32:00,099 - Laurence, I'm sorry. - I don't want sorry. 500 00:32:00,391 --> 00:32:01,808 Are you having another breakdown? 501 00:32:04,140 --> 00:32:05,474 Are you following me? 502 00:32:05,974 --> 00:32:08,015 My friend that I met at the department store... 503 00:32:08,099 --> 00:32:10,432 - She's on the train. - What does she look like? 504 00:32:10,516 --> 00:32:12,683 Short, pretty, dark hair. 505 00:32:16,474 --> 00:32:19,349 He has this big bag of money. 506 00:32:20,599 --> 00:32:22,683 Ruby, you don't know him anymore. 507 00:32:23,474 --> 00:32:25,033 I wasn't totally honest with you 508 00:32:25,057 --> 00:32:26,849 about what happened on stage.