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[theme music playing]
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[swords clinking]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[music ends]
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[frogs croaking]
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Did you see that sign?
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We've officially left
the valley.
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This is the most exciting thing
that's ever happened to anyone.
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Aren't you excited?
I'm excited. You should
be more excited.
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I'm excited. You know,
it's just, there's a lot
riding on this trip for me,
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and I wanna keep
my expectations in‐‐
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What?
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[all] Whoa!
[chirps]
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It's amazing. It's majestic.
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It's... hurting my eyes.
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It's even better
than I could've dreamed.
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Full speed ahead, Hop Pop.
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Keep driving
and never look back.
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[Hop Pop] Hold on, Sprig.
Look back here for a second.
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Now that we're out
of the valley, things
can get dangerous fast.
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So...
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from now on we're gonna follow
Hop Pop's Rules of the Road.
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By me, Hop Pop.
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[all groan]
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Another huge book?
Seriously?
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You kids got a problem
with books?
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Why, without books‐‐
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[all] "...our civilization
would crumble to nothingness."
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The only way we'll get
to Newtopia in one piece
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is if we follow these rules.
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Like this one here.
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Rule number 98:
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"Never strike a heroic pose
on the fwagon."
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It's a sign of hubris
that invites disaster.
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That should keep
your sense of adventure
in check.
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All right, kids,
let's stick to the rules,
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and we should have a safe
and completely uneventful trip.
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Okay, thanks. Bye.
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Man, this stinks. Blap.
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All those adventures out there,
and we're stuck in here
with these dumb rules.
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Not much we can do.
My dad was the same way
back home.
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One time we drove
to the Grand Canyon
and didn't stop once.
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Well, if anyone
can figure out how to have fun
with these rules, it's us.
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[all] Newtopia, here we come!
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[Hop Pop]
Road rule number 29:
"No shouting."
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Marauders will follow
the sound and steal
your skin.
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[all sigh]
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[gasps]
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A rainbow waterfall!
Oh, we got to pull over.
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[Hop Pop] Hub bup bup.
Road rule number 243:
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"All natural phenomena lead
to an unnatural death."
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[Sprig] Zoom Dunes?
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[snails revving]
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[both] Awesome!
All right, Bessie.
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It's time to show the world
how fast you can go.
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[revs]
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Uh‐uh. Rule number 149:
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"Never drive faster
than a june bug can fly."
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‐[buzzing]
‐[panting]
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[yawns]
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[snores]
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[chuckles]
Good thinking, little guy.
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[yawning]
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[all rev]
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Ooh, what's that?
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Whoa!
Amphibia's Best Diner?
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Okay, we have to stop here.
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Rule number 193:
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"Don't stop anywhere claiming
to be 'The Best.'"
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But look!
They have crickets
and cream ice cream.
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Rule number 194:
"No ice cream in the fwagon."
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Seriously?
You've got to
be kidding me.
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Hey, hey.
I just enforce the rules.
I don't make 'em.
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You did make them.
They're called
Hop Pop's Road Rules.
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Darn straight.
And I stand by 'em.
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[all groaning]
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[grunts] I can't take it.
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All of these
once‐in‐a‐lifetime
experiences
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are literally passing us by.
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I know, and I really
wanna complain about it.
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But road rule 345:
"No complaining,"
takes care of that.
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I swear to frog,
if one more cool
and exciting thing
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passes us by‐‐
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Red alert, kids.
We're coming up on
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the "Ruins of Despair."
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‐[both gasp]
‐[Sprig] Whoa! Oh, oh, oh.
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[Anne] Whoa!
What are those weird structures?
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No one knows, Anne.
They've been here long
before any written history.
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Just a mystery
better left unsolved
as far as I'm concerned.
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[groans] This place
is the coolest thing
I've ever seen.
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If I don't get out
and at least touch something,
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I'll regret it
for the rest of my life.
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Don't sweat it, dude.
I have a plan.
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[clears throat] Hey, HP.
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I've never ridden in a wagon
for this long, and I'm
definitely gonna hurl.
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Can we stop for a second?
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Dang it, Anne.
How do humans cope with
such unreliable innards?
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Let me know
when we can start
moving again.
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Okay, thanks.
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[brakes screech]
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[both grunt]
Go, go, go, go!
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Hey! Get back here,
you two.
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This was your plan?
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Anne, you've done it again.
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Dang kids never listen
to a thing I say.
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Polly, don't do anything
till I get back.
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[both laughing]
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Okay, pretty sure
Hop Pop's onto us.
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So let's take
some quick selfies
and get out of here.
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Yeah, yeah.
[beeping]
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[Anne, Sprig screaming]
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[screams]
Sprig!
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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Look out!
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[grunts]
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Buddy, are you okay?
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Whoa!
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[rhythmic beeping]
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[hisses]
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[squeaks]
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What the heck?
Are those computers?
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I thought you guys
were like pastoral
or whatever.
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I'm... gonna
touch everything.
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Whoa, oh, oh. Ooh!
Look at this.
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[laughs]
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[purring]
There's so much to see.
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[panting]
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I did a good thing.
[screams, grunts]
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Do you two realize
how many rules you just broke?
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17, 29, 36, 55!
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[groans] Forget the rules.
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Look at this place, Hop Pop.
It has everything.
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Cool atmosphere.
Implied historical significance.
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Levers.
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Don't you dare!
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Rule number 68:
"Never, ever pull a lever."
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[groans]
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[grunts]
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[both gasp]
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Well, look at that.
I broke rule number 68,
and we're all still alive.
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Whoa!
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What the‐‐
Huh?
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[machine] Start‐up engaged.
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Whoa! The building can talk!
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Not sure how I feel about that.
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[machine]
Assembly line activated.
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Routine protocols engaged.
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Assembly line?
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Guys, I think this is a factory.
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But what the heck is it making?
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Wow. It is mighty
impressive.
Ooh!
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[machine]
Additional materials required.
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Please place them
on the glowing access point.
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Glowing what now?
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Help! It's got me!
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[both] Hop Pop!
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[Hop Pop laughs]
And it tickles.
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See this right here,
kids?
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This is why we follow the rules.
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[winces]
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That wasn't so bad.
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‐[screams] I'm not beach‐ready.
‐[both] Hop Pop!
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Sprig, you try to shut
this madhouse down.
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I'm gonna get him
out of there.
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[grunts] I'm coming, Hop Pop.
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Take your time, kids.
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Ooh. [chuckles]
This ain't half bad.
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‐Uh...
‐[machine] If you wish
to cancel the operation,
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please insert new disk.
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[knuckles crack]
Piece of cake.
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[babbling]
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[alarm blaring]
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[machine]
Security violation detected.
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[screams]
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Ha ha!
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[whirring]
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You gotta be kidding me.
[screams]
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[grunts] Hop Pop's book.
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Seriously,
take your time, kids.
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[screams]
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I take it back!
I was a fool!
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Hold on, Hop Pop!
I'm coming!
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[grunts]
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[groaning]
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[grunts]
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How's it going
over there, Sprig?
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Maybe there's something
in the book that can help.
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That kind of thing's
worked before.
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This is a little different!
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[machine] Insert disk.
Insert disk. Insert disk.
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Anne, what the heck is a disk?
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I don't know!
I'm from another dimension,
not the '90s!
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[screams] Will you shut up?
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[machine] Insert‐‐
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What the heck? What the heck?
What the heck? What the heck?
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I'm free!
Oop, got to go.
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[machine] What the heck?
What the heck?
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Whoo‐hoo!
We did it, fam.
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No talking till
the running is done.
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[both] Yeah!
Right.
Road rule number 2:
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"Don't celebrate till you're
completely out of danger."
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Come on, Hop Pop.
The danger's clearly‐‐
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Levers! [chuckles]
Am I right?
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[grunts]
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I know. I know.
We should've
followed the rules.
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You think? You know,
you two should be
more like Polly.
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I told her to stay put,
and look where she is.
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Where's Polly?
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Whoo!
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[laughing]
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Boom, baby!
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‐Bessie made me do it.
‐[grunts]
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All right. I'm sorry, okay?
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That's the last time
I break a rule, I swear.
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Yeah, us too, HP.
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For the rest of the trip,
we'll follow all the rules.
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Yeah. We just won't experience
anything special, I guess.
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[Hop Pop sighs]
Hang on a sec, kids.
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Maybe this only happened
because I was being
too strict with you.
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We've never taken
a trip like this,
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and I just wanted it
to go smoothly.
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So what do you say we set aside
the rules for a bit
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and make a stop or two?
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[all gasp] Really?
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Oh, oh, oh! Can we stop
at the Hills of Impalement?
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I've heard it will
traumatize you for life.
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Nope. I've got
something else in mind.
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How's the crickets
and cream ice cream, kids?
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Amazing!
So good!
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[munches]
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You know, there was a time
I'd pick out the bug bits.
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That time has passed.
[munches]
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[chuckles] Glad you like it.
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00:11:02,842 --> 00:11:04,052
Thanks, Hop Pop.
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00:11:06,012 --> 00:11:09,390
Man, I'm kinda bummed
we didn't find out what
that factory was making.
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Yeah, me too.
Guess we'll never know.
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00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:13,978
Guess we'll never know.
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Guess‐‐
Yep, got it.