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[theme music playing]

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[frogs croaking]

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[frogs croaking]

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[Bessie purring]

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Ah, a leisurely outing with Bessie.

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Why, we could really go anywhere.
Do anything.

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Ooh, ooh! Can we get Swamp Slushies?
They have new flavors.

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[chuckles] Nope.

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Can we go off-road? Do some crazy stunts?

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Double no.

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-Ooh, ooh! Can I drive?
-Sure

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Aw, come on, Hop Pop. Wait, really?

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Absolutely. I've been trying to teach
this guy for years.

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It's true.

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All right. Give me those reins.
I'm ready to drive.

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Not before reading this, you ain't.

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-What?
-This is Bessie's History.

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Before touching a snail's reins,
you gotta know them.

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Feel their heartbeat
next to yours and become one.

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Hop Pop, it's just a vehicle.

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We had a family car back home.
It's no biggie.

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-Oof!
-Don't care.

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You can't drive Bessie unless you
read this cover to cover.

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-And that's final.
-Are there pictures?

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There are diagrams.

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[echoing] No!

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Dramatic much?

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
Polly's due for a wash.

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[giggles]

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No, no. Wait. No!

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I'll just get dirty again.
You can't stop me.

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I learned this from watching you, Anne.

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[groans] I'll be old before
I finish reading this thing.

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Yeah, page five is as far as I got.

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Too much description, not enough plot.

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[sighs] This is ridiculous.

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I don't need history. I need experience.

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Hey.

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What do you say we take
a harmless test-drive?

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Prove to Hop Pop we're fast learners?

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Hmm. Do you get the feeling

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this is one of those decisions
we'll look back on and say,

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"Ooh-boy, we probably
shouldn't have done that"?

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[sing-song] We'll get Swamp
Slushies while we're out.

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No regrets!

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That's what I like to hear. Hyah!

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-[whooping]
-[laughing]

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Huh? What in tarnation?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Out of the way, slowpoke.

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Hooligans! Ruffians! Swamp suckers!

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Whoa. What was that?

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-I've always wanted to try road rage.
-And the verdict?

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Exhilarating.

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Live your truth! Yeah!

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[both laugh]

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[Sprig] Man, you were right.

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We didn't need to read some silly book.
You drive just fine.

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Just fine? Pshh. Boy, I'm a natural.

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[gasps] Ooh, ooh! Wanna take
this baby off-road?

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Yup.

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-[revving]
-Whoo-hoo!

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[both] Whoa!

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[laughing]

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Whoa!

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[laughing]

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[both] Whoa! Oof!

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[sighs] Off roading. Fun.

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But how about we go back to on-roading?

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Good, old reliable on-roading.
Yes, please.

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All right, Bessie. Let's move.

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One more time. Let's move.

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Um, Bessie?

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-[sputtering]
-You alright, girl?

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Hey, what's going on here? Does it
need fuel in the tank or something?

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Is the oil low?

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Come get the tasty fuel, Bessie!

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Ew, Anne. These leaves are tastier.

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Here, Bessie. I got dem good leaves, girl.

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[purrs]

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Hmm. Maybe we can push her.

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Give her a jump-start?
I'm sure that's a thing.

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[both straining]

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-Okay. She is way too heavy.
-[Sprig panting]

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Also, I'm crazy out of shape.

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What are we gonna do? We're stuck.

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We have no choice.
I'll stay here with Bessie

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while you hitch a ride
back to the farm and...

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[groans]

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go get Hop Pop.

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Good idea. It's the right thing to do,
even if we get an earful.

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Back in a flash.

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[grunting]

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[sighs]

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[scatting]

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[yawns]

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Ah, this is so boring. [groans]

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Wish I had something to read.

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Fine. But just to pass the time.

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[coughs] Okay, let's see here.

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"It was an especially cold morning

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the day Bessie was brought
into this world."

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[Hop Pop] <i>"The leaves had just</i>
<i>changed color,</i>

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<i>and now I shall describe those leaves</i>
<i>to you in great detail--"</i>

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Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

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[grunting]

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Aha!

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Over here, over here. I need a ride.

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-[coughing]
-[tires squeal]

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Oh, thank you so much for
stopping. I, uh--

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Oh.

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Bless my socks if it isn't Sprig Plantar.

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[chuckles] Yep.

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Hey, uh, sorry about earlier.
Got a little carried away.

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Oh, pishposh.

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Sadie Croaker never holds a grudge, honey.

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Well, that's lucky. Will you give me
a lift back home? It's urgent.

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Oh, absolutely.

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Thanks, Mrs. Croaker.

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Oh, my pleasure honey.
Well go on and get comfy.

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Watch out for old Archie, though.
His venom can cause paralysis.

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Now hold on to your eyebrows.

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-'Cause here we go!
-[engine revving]

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[both whooping]

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Can't this thing go any faster?

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[Hop Pop] <i>"And it was at that moment</i>
<i>I realized Bessie was no ordinary snail,</i>

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<i>but a kind, clear soul who would</i>
<i>help others at a drop of a hat.</i>

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<i>I raised my bid to 400 copper pieces,</i>
<i>winning the auction</i>

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<i>and in the process, saving Bessie</i>
<i>from the nefarious Jim Snapes."</i>

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Yes! In your face, Snapes. [grunts]

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Man. This is actually pretty good.

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And I need to stop eating leaves.

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[humming]

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Come on, come on.

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You know what would make
this ride go a lot quicker?

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What? Anything. What?

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A song.

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[vocalizing]

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<i>♪ Ninety-nine jugs</i>
<i>Of juice on the wall ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ninety-nine jugs of juice ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Take one down... ♪</i>

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[distorted voice]

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[Hop Pop] <i>"The snow swirled around</i>
<i>us and I knew we were doomed.</i>

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<i>I could feel the strength leaving</i>
<i>my body bit by bit.</i>

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<i>The sweet embrace of eternity</i>
<i>crept closer and closer</i>

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<i>until suddenly I heard</i>
<i>a sound pulling me back."</i>

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[warbling]

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<i>"Bessie... Bessie was singing!"</i>

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[sobbing]

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You go, girl.

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You noble, noble creature.

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No, man, this is messing me up.

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[sniffles] Now let's see. Where was I?

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"The reason Bessie had hidden in her
shell was now very clear to me.

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A predator was close.

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And not just any predator.
A natural enemy of snails."

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-[rustling]
-[bird caws]

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Uh... Hello?

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Uh, anything in here about this predator?

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Oh, there we go.
Aw, it's actually pretty cute.

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-[snarling]
-[screaming]

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[whimpers]

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[snarling]

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[yells]

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[growling]

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Cone on, come on. Yes!

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"When Bessie senses danger,
you gotta sit on her shell

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and yell at the top of your lungs,

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'Bessie, things are getting messy!'"

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Yes!

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Whoo!

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[growling]

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Eat our dust, hedgehogs. [screams]

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"If you still haven't escaped,
give Bessie some berries

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from the secret compartment
in the front of her shell."

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Whoa, this is gross.

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Let's do this thing, Bessie.

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[squawks]

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[yelping]

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[screeches]

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Way to go, Bessie!

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You are queen of the road.

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[squawks]

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All right, let's go home.

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<i>♪ Take one down pass it around ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No more jugs of juice on the wall ♪</i>

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[sighs] Glad that's finally over.

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One more time.

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[muffled screaming]

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[Anne] Hey, kid! Need a lift?

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[squawks]

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Anne! Thank goodness.
Okay, bye, Mrs. Croaker. Thank you.

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Bye, darlin'. Next time,
try to keep that road rage in check.

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[laughs] Yee-haw!

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-[cackling]
-[tires screeching]

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[whooping]

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Pretty sure I just got played.

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That woman is everything I want to be.

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[both groan]

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We made it.

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And it looks like Hop Pop's
still washing Polly.

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-You'll never take me alive!
-Dang it, Polly.

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You're getting filth everywhere.

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[crash]

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Hey. You coming?

206
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I think I'm going to spend a little
more time with old Bessie here.

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Suit yourself.

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[door closes]

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[purring gently]

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Now where were we?

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[snoring]

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[grunts] What the hey?

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Good morning, Hopadiah.

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Anne?

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I did it.

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I read the whole thing.

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In one night.

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Impressive. Kinda scary. But impressive.

219
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I was wrong about Bessie.
She's not just a vehicle.

220
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She's a noble, beautiful creature.

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And now that you've read this,
all you need is experience.

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[chuckling]

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00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:17,458
[evil laughter]

224
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I don't feel safe.

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[frogs croaking]

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Hmm. Got any threes?

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I ain't telling you nothing, old man.

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[footsteps]

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Ahhhh! [yelling]

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-[yelling] Is someone dead?
-Why are we yelling?

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Just look.

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[all gasp] She's diseased.

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We have to quarantine her.

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Don't struggle, Anne.

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What, no. Guys, it's not a disease.

236
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These are pimples. It's just
a human thing.

237
00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:56,000
Oh. False alarm, everyone.
Just a human thing.

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[Sprig sighs] Okay.

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[sighs] Everybody already treats
me like a monster.

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This is just gonna make it
ten times worse. [groans]

241
00:12:03,041 --> 00:12:06,375
Ah, come on. No one treats you
like a monster Anne.

242
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:09,834
Are you kidding? I can't even go
outside without making a scene.

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-[whistling]
-Ah! It's hideous.

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-Look away, Teddy. Look away.
-[screaming]

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00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:17,417
Ah, poop.

246
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,000
Okay. Fair point, fair point.

247
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But who cares what they think?
We like you.

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Uh-huh. I'm going to go hide in
the basement until this clears up.

249
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Sorry, Anne, but nobody's
hiding anywhere today.

250
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I need help at the vegetable stand.

251
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:35,959
We got a bumper crop of scream
beans that need selling.

252
00:12:36,041 --> 00:12:37,709
[screaming]

253
00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:43,458
Fresh crickets, ma'am? Always fresh.

254
00:12:43,542 --> 00:12:45,125
Worms! We got worms!

255
00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:47,125
Are these grubs organic?

256
00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:50,417
All right, kids.

257
00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:53,625
Get out there and sell
like your lives depend on it.

258
00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:55,625
Because they do.

259
00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:57,583
We-- We really need this.

260
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,834
Come one, come all.

261
00:13:00,917 --> 00:13:03,792
Try the beans everybody's screaming about.

262
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:05,166
[screaming]

263
00:13:06,417 --> 00:13:08,917
Beans, everyone. Wow, can you believe it?

264
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,208
-Oh, gracious!
-Like I'd buy beans from a monster.

265
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:13,834
Yup.

266
00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:16,000
[giggles] You can't catch me.

267
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,166
Whoa!

268
00:13:17,834 --> 00:13:20,041
Leaping larva. Look!

269
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:24,250
No! No, don't look at me.

270
00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:26,709
-Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
-Yeah, I think so.

271
00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:30,291
They're warts. Beautiful, ruby-red warts.

272
00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:32,083
Wait. Huh?

273
00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,709
-Stunning.
-Are they real?

274
00:13:33,792 --> 00:13:34,750
-I wanna touch them.
-Amazing.

275
00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:37,625
Three cheers for the girl
with the ruby-red warts.

276
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:38,750
-[cheering]
-Yay!

277
00:13:38,834 --> 00:13:40,125
Whoa! Whoa!

278
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:41,291
[giggles]

279
00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:42,417
Whoo!

280
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:48,291
Oh, this is bad, Toadie. People hate us.

281
00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:49,959
With a passion, sir.

282
00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:54,041
It's as if embezzling money from the
town makes you the bad guy.

283
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:59,667
[groans] If we don't fix thing soon,
we'll lose next month's election for sure.

284
00:13:59,792 --> 00:14:02,458
The only thing that can save us
now is a miracle.

285
00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:05,709
[cheering]

286
00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:10,792
Oh, my dear Toadie, I do believe
that our miracle has arrived.

287
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:12,625
[Sprig] This is awesome.

288
00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:14,375
Just look at all these gifts.

289
00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:15,583
The towns people like me.

290
00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:17,083
They really, really like me.

291
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:22,458
[gasps] Choco Chocolate maggots!
Come to Mama!

292
00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:25,667
Yeah. They really seem
to like your human bumps, Anne.

293
00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:28,917
[gasps] I better take care of these
moneymakers if I wanna keep this up.

294
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:31,208
Babies.

295
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:32,917
Babies are hungry.

296
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:36,917
[all shudder]

297
00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,166
-Too much?
-[horn honks]

298
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:42,125
Anne, my dear.

299
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,333
Care to join me for a joyride?

300
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,375
[whinnies]

301
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:46,875
We brought the fancy snail.

302
00:14:47,041 --> 00:14:48,291
Get out!

303
00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:50,125
We all get to ride in that?

304
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,500
Awesome!

305
00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:53,542
Finally, the luxury I deserve.

306
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:54,458
Ooh!

307
00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:57,375
Nope. I'm afraid only Anne is invited.

308
00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:01,583
Just look at those
beautiful warts. [chuckles]

309
00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:05,333
Don't look so glum, guys. It's just
a ride. I'll be back in a few.

310
00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:07,208
-[whinnies]
-Whoo-hoo!

311
00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:08,375
[coughing]

312
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,834
-It begins.
-[both] Huh?

313
00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:13,875
Fame changes people, kids.
And not in a good way.

314
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:16,000
Whoo! Man, this snail is fast.

315
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:20,291
Anne, we can help each other.
I can make sure you stay popular,

316
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:24,166
and in turn, you can help me improve
my reputation. How does that sound?

317
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:26,458
Sounds harmless. Can I honk the horn?

318
00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:27,917
-Yeah, sure.
-Whoo!

319
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:28,917
[honks]

320
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,458
[crowd cheering]

321
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:33,417
[upbeat music playing]

322
00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:36,583
[croaks] [sighs]

323
00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:41,041
[crowd cheering]

324
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,625
[cheering]

325
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:54,583
[screaming]

326
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,750
Here we are.

327
00:15:57,834 --> 00:16:00,750
From now on, Anne, this is your home.

328
00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:03,250
Whoa!

329
00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:07,583
This is awesome.

330
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,291
And to think just yesterday
people were treating me like a monster.

331
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:11,667
Look at me now, baby.

332
00:16:11,917 --> 00:16:12,917
[chuckles]

333
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,583
Glad you're enjoying yourself.

334
00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:17,917
Stick with me and I'll make sure
you never go out of style.

335
00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:20,375
Now take care of those warts. Toodles.

336
00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:24,291
Hey, Anne. Got time for a visit?

337
00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:25,709
Oh. Hey, guys.

338
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:27,875
Just look at this place. Epic, right?

339
00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:29,834
Yeah. It's great.

340
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:33,083
[grunts] Can you believe I was
living in your basement?

341
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:37,000
Ha! It was cold, dusty,
not to mention smelly.

342
00:16:37,417 --> 00:16:39,000
Oh, no offense.

343
00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:40,834
None taken.

344
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,250
[chimes]

345
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,375
Oh, shoot. We gotta wrap this up.

346
00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:47,667
I've gotta sign autographs, kiss tadpoles
and do some interviews, all before dinner.

347
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,917
So good to talk to you guys.
Love you. Mean it. Muah!

348
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:53,250
[Sprig] The heck was that?

349
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:56,875
-It's like she's a different person.
-Yeah. A crazy person.

350
00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:59,625
-This stinks.
-Hey. None of that.

351
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:04,583
Kids, when one of your own makes it big,
you support them. No matter what.

352
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:08,959
Because deep, deep, deep,
deep, deep, deep, deep down,

353
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,583
they're the same person.

354
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:14,208
-[sighs] You're right, Hop Pop.
-Okay.

355
00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:16,834
Ma'am, I think I found
the perfect dress for tonight.

356
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,041
Oh. Yeah, okay.

357
00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:21,792
[crowing]

358
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,208
-[knocking on door]
-[groans] Five more minutes.

359
00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:29,333
"Be at the assembly at noon sharp."

360
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:33,166
Good morning, my greasy babies.
Time to get ready for the--

361
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:35,083
[gasps] No.

362
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:36,542
No. No, no, no, no!

363
00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:39,709
My pimples!

364
00:17:40,041 --> 00:17:42,583
What do I do? What do I do?
What do I do? [gasps]

365
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:48,250
Uh, hello? Anyone there?

366
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:51,333
Just me. Toadie. [laughs] Wow.

367
00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:53,625
Uh, can you deliver
this note to the Plantars?

368
00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:58,417
Of course, ma'am. But before I do,
could I get an autograph? I'm a huge fan.

369
00:17:58,625 --> 00:18:00,500
Yeah, sure. Why not? Here. Now go.

370
00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:02,417
Uh, this is a little hard to read.

371
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,917
-Just go!
-Yes, ma'am.

372
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,875
-[footsteps retreating]
-[sighs]

373
00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:09,667
-We got your note.
-We came as fast as we could.

374
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:10,875
[Sprig] What's the emergency?

375
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:13,125
My life is ruined.

376
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:17,166
My zits. They're gone.
Without them, I'm... I'm nothing.

377
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:23,458
[sighs] Anne, that's ridiculous
I'm sick and tired of this and, and--

378
00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:27,667
[sighs] we'll do everything
we can to help you.

379
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,875
Oh, thank goodness.

380
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:32,208
Hmm. [muttering]

381
00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:35,709
I got it! What if we stuck some
of these swamp berries to your face?

382
00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:37,542
They kinda look like pimples.

383
00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:40,291
Great. But how can we get to the
swamp without me being seen.

384
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:42,583
-have f-Annes everywhere.
-F-what?

385
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:45,250
F-Annes. It's what we're calling my fans.

386
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,917
I don't want to live on this
planet anymore.

387
00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:50,875
Don't worry about
the crowds, Anne. I have a pla-Anne.

388
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:52,208
[groans]

389
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:53,417
Make way.

390
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,333
Plague towels, everyone. Plague towels.

391
00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:58,166
[all gasping]

392
00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,959
If you don't wanna cough up
your organs, stay back!

393
00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:04,458
Hey, everyone, that's Anne's foot.

394
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:06,583
-Uh-oh.
-The jig's up! Run!

395
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,166
-[all screaming]
-Anne, we love you!

396
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,625
We need you. Please...

397
00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:11,834
We'll never make it.

398
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,417
Not without a diversion, we won't.

399
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,041
-Anne. Give me your shoe.
-Uh... Okay.

400
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:21,125
Hey, everyone. Lookie.
I've got Anne's shoe.

401
00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:24,041
Hop Pop, no!

402
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:25,166
-He's got Anne's shoe.
-Get him!

403
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:27,667
Fly, you fools.

404
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,291
[crowd roars]

405
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:35,792
-Eh, he'll be fine.
-Look, over there.

406
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:41,583
-How do I look?
-That should do it.

407
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:45,375
-Thanks for helping me, guys.
-That's what we're here for.

408
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,500
Not me. I'm here for the drama.

409
00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:49,500
[crowd cheering]

410
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:56,250
Where is she? I'm losing a point
in the polls every minute she's late.

411
00:19:56,333 --> 00:20:00,375
-I'm here. I'm here.
-There you are, my dear. I was so worried.

412
00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:03,083
Sorry, I was caught up in this
whole mob situation.

413
00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:04,959
Luckily, the Plantars were
there to help me and--

414
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:08,750
The Plantars? Anne, honey,
I thought we talked about this.

415
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:12,208
Hanging out with those bumpkins
will only pull you down to their level.

416
00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:16,417
I think it's for the best that you not
be seen with them anymore.

417
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,625
Understand?

418
00:20:24,917 --> 00:20:25,959
Understood.

419
00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:29,375
Good. Now get out there.
Your public awaits.

420
00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:31,458
[crowd cheering]

421
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,667
-[feedback screeches]
-Crazy week, huh?

422
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,083
Couple days ago, I was a monster,
and now I'm the pride and joy of Wartwood.

423
00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:44,208
I've got a nice apartment, F-Annes, fame.

424
00:20:44,542 --> 00:20:46,000
But you know what I'm missing?

425
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:49,375
The people who'll stick with me,
whether I'm a monster or not.

426
00:20:55,417 --> 00:20:56,291
[crowd gasps]

427
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:58,125
She's hideous again.

428
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:01,417
Anne, what are you doing?
You're throwing it all away.

429
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:05,542
Now how am I supposed to convince
these idiots to vote for me?

430
00:21:05,959 --> 00:21:08,750
-Um, sir?
-What is it, Toadie? I... Oh.

431
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:11,375
[coughs]

432
00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:12,959
Did I say "idiots"?

433
00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:16,917
I meant lovely, lovely townspeople, eh?

434
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,667
Simmer down now? Simmer--

435
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,625
This is an outrage! Stop that!

436
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:27,625
-Show's over.
-What a waste of time.

437
00:21:27,709 --> 00:21:28,917
Let's get outta here.

438
00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:31,667
Uh... Hey guys?

439
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,542
-These are horrifying.
-Yep.

440
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:38,333
Thanks for sticking with me,
even when the attention got to my head.

441
00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:41,583
Just remember to do the same
when I'm rich and famous.

442
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:43,000
Never happening.

443
00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:46,291
Any chance I can go back to being
the monster that lives in your basement?

444
00:21:46,709 --> 00:21:47,959
Of course.

445
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,208
Thanks you guys. Hey, you know what?

446
00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:52,834
I still have the key to the apartment.

447
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,583
You guys wanna try out the hot tub
before they change the locks?

448
00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:58,125
[all] Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

449
00:21:58,208 --> 00:21:59,041
Hot tub.

450
00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:02,041
Can't wait to feel those bubbles
in my pants.

451
00:22:02,834 --> 00:22:04,834
[theme music playing]