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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪天啊，我要尿尿

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‪那就不要喝這麼多水

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‪可是喉嚨裡有很多沙

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‪-那就喝點水
‪-好

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‪糟了

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‪-不會吧
‪-怎樣？

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‪我手機在包包裡嗎？

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‪-什麼？
‪-我手機

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‪麻煩妳看我包包
‪手機有沒有在裡面？

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‪沒看到

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‪靠，這下慘了

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‪手機好像掉在那裡

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‪-什麼？
‪-對

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‪妳不會那麼粗心，怎麼會？

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‪-不知道
‪-一定掉在車上

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‪沒有，茱蒂，我們要掉頭回去

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‪天啊，要是掉在洞裡怎麼辦？

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‪-天啊
‪-天啊

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‪-等等，我打一下
‪-不要打啦

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‪-為什麼？
‪-妳瘋了嗎？

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‪-怎麼會？
‪-要是手機在洞裡響

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‪就像用擴音器在說

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‪大家快來看，這裡有屍體

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‪-妳說得對，我瘋了
‪-這下死定了

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‪死定了啦，這…

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‪找到了

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‪沒事了

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‪沒事

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‪天啊，那台警車在跟我們嗎？

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‪是嗎？

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‪怎麼可能不是？就跟在我們後面

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‪我知道

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‪我不想這樣說，但我們是

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‪兩個中年白人女人開一台賓士車

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‪我知道，謝謝妳讓我知道妳的特權

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‪但我們也剛埋了一具屍體

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‪沒人知道

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‪靠邊停車

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‪糟了

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‪車上有鏟子

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‪我們在做園藝

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‪天啊，在森林裡？

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‪妳覺得森林裡的人怎麼有食物？

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‪我們在森林裡種果樹嗎？

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‪是採集料理用的莓果

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‪-就說我們在種採集料理的莓果
‪-我們是莓果農

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‪知道了，天啊

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‪-哪種莓果？
‪-不知道

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‪覆盆子？

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‪現在不是覆盆子的季節

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‪-算了，不要說話就好
‪-好

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‪-什麼都不要說，茱蒂
‪-我不會說

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‪不然催油門開走

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‪-不行啦
‪-我…

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‪-你好
‪-你好嗎？

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‪值得嗎？

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‪什麼？

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‪妳犯了罪

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‪沒有

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‪妳在開車

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‪只要手拿手機，就是在犯罪

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‪-我不知道
‪-什麼事這麼重要

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‪妳要邊開車邊看手機？

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‪衛星導航

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‪-地圖
‪-對

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‪我沒辦法…

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‪不需要衛星導航
‪我能告訴妳們這是哪裡

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‪慘兮溪

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‪只是鬧妳們的

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‪但妳會吃上罰單

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‪妳應該看看自己的表情

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‪-天啊
‪-嚇死我了

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‪-請給我駕照和行照
‪-是

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‪妳真的沒辦法等到回旅館嗎？

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‪我已經憋了六小時

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‪不好意思

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‪那個…

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‪那個是什麼派？

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‪櫻桃派

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‪那…好吃嗎？

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‪是櫻桃派

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‪不是

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‪有些櫻桃派很難吃
‪那個呢？那個是…

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‪櫻桃派

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‪好吧，那我要櫻桃派

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‪真不敢相信我們被開罰單

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‪這下有我們來過這裡的紀錄

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‪討厭的香蒂

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‪這個派好乾

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‪-妳要吃一點嗎？
‪-不要

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‪天啊

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‪真是全身痠痛

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‪感覺好像脊椎要從我背後爬出來

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‪妳真的不餓嗎？這裡有鬆餅

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‪我不餓

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‪聽我說

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‪我很過意不去

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‪我們沒辦法

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‪加上更多

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‪妳要的心靈儀式
‪來完成我們剛做的事，但…

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‪我們不能冒被抓到的風險，茱蒂

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‪我們一定要速戰速決，對嗎？

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‪對，沒錯

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‪但我們花了很久時間
‪根本就不是速戰速決

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‪-對，我們要…
‪-續杯嗎？

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‪麻煩妳，謝謝，瑪法

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‪瑪法，可以給我一點鮮奶油嗎？

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‪派有點乾，謝謝

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‪聽好，我只是說我們沒有時間

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‪磨蹭

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‪-我不是要磨蹭
‪-妳懂我的意思

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‪我只是想唱首歌給史帝夫聽
‪或是說幾句話

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‪我知道

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‪但我們不知道四下有沒有人
‪隔牆有耳

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‪我道歉，要是我有點固執

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‪我們不能停下來唱哈利該死的路亞

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‪只是讓妳知道…

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‪謝謝

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‪我不是要唱那首歌

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‪我知道那過時了

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‪我只是想給…

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‪給那一刻一種隆重感

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‪我知道，這就是我的意思，茱蒂

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‪不是每件事都像

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‪迪士尼電影的片頭
‪有閃耀的城堡，好嗎？

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‪我們不是在演《白雪公主》

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‪我們是《疤面煞星》

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‪我沒看過

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‪我也沒看過，沒女生看過

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‪但我們知道那個意思

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‪真的假的？

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‪她是故意的

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‪不是應該要住小旅館嗎？

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‪只是洗個澡休息而已

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‪我知道，但我沒時間
‪上旅遊優惠網找，好嗎？

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‪髒成這樣我沒辦法忍受

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‪感覺好像兄弟會的馬桶

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‪我們會有房間嗎？這麼臨時

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‪這裡鳥不生蛋的，沒人會住這裡

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‪很抱歉，我們客滿了

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‪現在是怎樣？

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‪這個週末有場婚禮
‪客房都被訂滿了，很抱歉

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‪真的一間房間都沒有？

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‪我就知道

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‪其實我能提供妳總統套房

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‪最少要住兩晚，但房價…

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‪我不想知道，我們要了

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‪我來付，好嗎？我請客

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‪妳們是來洽公還是旅遊？

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‪-旅遊
‪-洽公

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‪-洽公
‪-旅遊

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‪只是跟好姊妹來過姊妹淘週末

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‪我的閨密

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‪對嗎？

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‪對

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‪到底誰會在羚羊谷結婚啊？

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‪羚羊谷的人？

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‪應該是吧

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‪-珍
‪-傑夫

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‪-妳好
‪-你好

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‪-妳好
‪-你好，傑夫

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‪妳好，珍

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‪茱蒂，這位是…

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‪妳知道我鄰居凱倫嗎？

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‪-知道
‪-這是她老公傑夫

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‪-是，妳好
‪-原來，凱倫人很好

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‪-對，她很好
‪-她有來嗎？

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‪-沒有
‪-好掃興喔，那好吧

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‪我只是來洽公的，所以…

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‪-很好
‪-妳們是來參加婚禮嗎？

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‪-不是，只是來過姊妹淘週末
‪-好玩

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‪咖啡買好了，寶貝

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‪寶貝

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‪謝謝

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‪-珍，麻煩妳不要…
‪-好的

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‪-沒問題
‪-就…

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‪-好
‪-不客氣

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‪我這樣說只是因為…

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‪我們沒來過這裡

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‪-我們沒來過
‪-不用走那麼快

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‪好，再見

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‪謝謝，我…完了

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‪天啊

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‪真不敢相信我們那樣做了

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‪還要處理掉他的車，但…

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‪我想…

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‪搞不好我們會沒事

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‪應該是吧

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‪妳要先洗澡嗎？

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‪不要

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‪要換掉那身髒衣服還是…

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‪妳只想詭異的盯著那扇窗戶看？

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‪對

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‪好吧

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‪兒子，電來了嗎？

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‪剛恢復正常了

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‪太好了

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‪才不好

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‪現在亨利、克里斯多夫
‪和亨利的怪朋友

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‪在跳《萬世巨星》

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‪注意你的說話，查理

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‪不要酸《萬世巨星》，那個節目很好

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‪隨便，我不知道克里斯多夫來幹嘛

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‪我們原本好好的
‪現在我快被他們吵死了

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‪好，不然你去外面散步

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‪到外面說幹話
‪不要只會在那裡生悶氣

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‪外面37度，我沒辦法散步

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‪所以我才需要車

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‪氣候變遷只會讓我更急需要車

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‪是喔，謝謝你的說教讓我知道

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‪氣候變遷對你影響最大的原因

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‪查理，你很快會有自己的車

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00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,373
‪但現在就像我說的

215
00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:00,785
‪你先騎你爸的腳踏車

216
00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:02,253
‪那是幾時的事？

217
00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,340
‪等我有空去儲藏室再說

218
00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:05,498
‪那是一大折磨

219
00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:06,586
‪隨便

220
00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:11,008
‪我們在茱蒂生病的阿姨家
‪明天就會回去

221
00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:13,012
‪她的病情不太穩定

222
00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,394
‪-但她會撐過去的
‪-太好了

223
00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,682
‪那好吧，愛你，再見

224
00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:20,095
‪等等，妳是說愛我
‪要買台車給我還是…

225
00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:22,734
‪不是，我說我愛你，再見

226
00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:31,987
‪我只是要充電手機，講到沒電了

227
00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:40,616
‪我們沒事吧？

228
00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,084
‪沒事

229
00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:48,745
‪好

230
00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,173
‪我知道…

231
00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,927
‪昨晚讓人一下很難接受，但我…

232
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:56,096
‪我覺得我們應該能放心了，茱蒂

233
00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:02,598
‪妳有沒有…

234
00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:05,862
‪想吃什麼還是…

235
00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:10,362
‪要我幫妳訂水療服務
‪舒服的按摩什麼的嗎？

236
00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:14,485
‪妳看旅遊評論網站給它快要三顆星

237
00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:16,534
‪不知道印那個要做什麼

238
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,616
‪不用，謝謝

239
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,370
‪妳要修指甲修腳嗎？都不要？

240
00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:22,752
‪我沒心情，要是那煩到妳很抱歉

241
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,290
‪天啊，茱蒂，妳沒煩到我，好嗎？

242
00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:28,788
‪妳在氣我嗎？

243
00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,627
‪因為妳可以氣我

244
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:40,722
‪我沒氣妳

245
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,688
‪那拜託妳告訴我該怎麼做

246
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,860
‪因為通常妳是好人，我是壞人

247
00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:52,899
‪所以就告訴我能怎麼做
‪才能讓妳好過一點

248
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,450
‪因為妳有點嚇到我了

249
00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,158
‪我只是現在不想說話

250
00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:04,826
‪好

251
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,423
‪我應該只是太累吧

252
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,586
‪在森林裡挖洞挖了六小時

253
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,422
‪最後把我前未婚夫棄屍在洞裡

254
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,508
‪是啊

255
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:23,850
‪當然了

256
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,160
‪妳好

257
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:41,623
‪妳醒了嗎？

258
00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:45,251
‪現在醒了

259
00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:47,334
‪怎麼了？

260
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,496
‪我有個想法

261
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:54,211
‪樓下大廳有個酒吧叫做

262
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,007
‪細語媚眼

263
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,880
‪我只是想說也許…

264
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,468
‪我們能到樓下…

265
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,597
‪喝酒敬…

266
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:04,271
‪史帝夫

267
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:06,773
‪真的嗎？

268
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:11,146
‪對，葬禮後不是都要那樣做？

269
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,060
‪對嗎？

270
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,780
‪哀悼、喝酒…

271
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:16,653
‪讓情緒都發洩出來

272
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,949
‪-好
‪-好嗎？

273
00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:27,833
‪妳剛是說鬍子翅膀嗎？

274
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:30,122
‪不是，怎麼會是鬍子？是細語

275
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:31,878
‪還有媚眼

276
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:32,839
‪像這樣

277
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:37,299
‪但妳要先去洗澡

278
00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,086
‪-因為…
‪-是嗎？

279
00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:42,797
‪只是因為…

280
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:43,717
‪我很臭？

281
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,473
‪不是，妳穿那件衣服看起來很笨

282
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:47,427
‪衣服是妳的

283
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:50,849
‪你好

284
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:51,976
‪妳好，需要什麼？

285
00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:55,443
‪我們要兩杯雙份威士忌，好嗎？好

286
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,435
‪要是婚禮賓客，酒是免費招待

287
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:58,486
‪我們其實…

288
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:01,991
‪新娘是我表姊的女兒
‪那我們要約翰走路藍牌

289
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:03,528
‪謝謝

290
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,447
‪-這裡好吵
‪-這是酒吧

291
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:10,503
‪謝謝

292
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,421
‪謝謝

293
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:15,749
‪敬史帝夫

294
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:17,709
‪敬史帝夫

295
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:27,181
‪妳想聊些他的事還是…

296
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:30,104
‪我沒想到是這樣，所以我…

297
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,104
‪好

298
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,845
‪我真的不知道該說什麼

299
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,361
‪那…

300
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,069
‪他長得很帥

301
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,650
‪-他不只人帥
‪-對

302
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:42,567
‪當然

303
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,695
‪妳不瞭解他

304
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:44,661
‪沒錯

305
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:47,239
‪他很體貼

306
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,043
‪也很貼心

307
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:50,999
‪-好
‪-真的

308
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:51,910
‪好

309
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:55,127
‪他以前常做這些小事
‪讓我覺得自己很特別

310
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,424
‪連他求婚的方式也是

311
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,168
‪是嗎？什麼…

312
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,053
‪他怎麼求婚的？

313
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,053
‪找來快閃族

314
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:05,760
‪那…

315
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,845
‪真好玩

316
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:09,309
‪我以為我們只是
‪要去海灘玩一天，但後來

317
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,678
‪兩百個人突然衝出來

318
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:15,691
‪放辛蒂羅波的歌跳了一整段編舞

319
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,862
‪真的很細心

320
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:22,033
‪很少人看過他溫柔的一面

321
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:25,161
‪好

322
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:27,034
‪我知道妳不喜歡他

323
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:29,912
‪妳是情有可原的

324
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,124
‪我瞭解他的為人

325
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,713
‪我懂

326
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,496
‪但我愛過他

327
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,297
‪他是第一個…

328
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,258
‪真的讓我感覺被愛的人

329
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,760
‪他不是完美的人

330
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,728
‪但他是我的男人

331
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,404
‪我知道

332
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,402
‪我…

333
00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,148
‪我懂妳的意思

334
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:04,492
‪怎樣？

335
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,164
‪-怎麼了？
‪-沒有

336
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,580
‪只是有一件事我很想告訴妳

337
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,950
‪卻一直找不到時機

338
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,544
‪-什麼事？
‪-算我沒說好了

339
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:18,543
‪茱蒂，妳不能說有事要告訴我
‪然後又不說

340
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,456
‪-妳說得對，我討厭人家那樣
‪-很煩人

341
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:21,554
‪-對
‪-有話就說

342
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,459
‪好吧

343
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,630
‪我們撞死泰德後…

344
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:28,586
‪隔天早上

345
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,005
‪我醒來發現…

346
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:34,929
‪史帝夫不在床上，我就去找他

347
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,268
‪結果發現他在我們最喜歡的海灘角落

348
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:42,983
‪他就坐在濕沙上

349
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:46,903
‪像個小孩子一樣大哭

350
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,907
‪他並非對發生的事漠不關心

351
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,754
‪他很傷心，但我覺得他沒辦法

352
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,377
‪表露他的情感

353
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,457
‪但我覺得海灘讓他有安全感

354
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:06,626
‪所以我才想說把他海葬

355
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,507
‪讓他安息

356
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:12,101
‪我懂

357
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,641
‪我只是想…

358
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:26,105
‪我只是…

359
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,783
‪我只是想跟他道別

360
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,408
‪他生前一直很照顧我

361
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,953
‪我也只是想為他做點什麼

362
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,554
‪怎麼了？妳沒事吧？

363
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,465
‪對不起

364
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,261
‪我很抱歉

365
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,968
‪妳應該跟他道別的

366
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,097
‪我有跟泰德道別…

367
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,944
‪我很抱歉

368
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,560
‪-不是
‪-這樣不公平

369
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:05,106
‪-不要哭，我不要妳難過
‪-不用安慰我

370
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,440
‪-對不起
‪-不要安慰我

371
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,105
‪我想做什麼都可以

372
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,068
‪難怪史帝夫愛妳

373
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:16,985
‪因為妳…

374
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:22,327
‪妳是全世界最善良的人

375
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:27,379
‪我好愛妳

376
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:29,415
‪真的

377
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,337
‪我好愛妳

378
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,391
‪妳願意當我的姊妹嗎？

379
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,936
‪我願意當妳的姊妹

380
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:45,693
‪妳好

381
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,071
‪天啊

382
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,440
‪妳們想跳舞嗎？

383
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:52,487
‪-搞什麼…
‪-不想，謝謝

384
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,525
‪-妳確定？
‪-天啊，不好意思

385
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,826
‪你沒看到我們哭到一半嗎？

386
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,330
‪我朋友看起來像想跳舞嗎？

387
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,578
‪不要那麼白目，混蛋

388
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:08,054
‪大家到底是怎麼搞的？

389
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,299
‪真的假的

390
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,762
‪可憐的傢伙，他只是想跳舞

391
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:14,682
‪天啊

392
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,967
‪他心想那兩個女的
‪看起來好像想自殺的樣子

393
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,056
‪說不定她們想痛快跳支舞

394
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:22,851
‪再去跳河

395
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,645
‪真是大混蛋

396
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,055
‪真的是

397
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,056
‪天啊

398
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,152
‪我其實有點想跳舞

399
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,324
‪-搞什麼？
‪-我不知道

400
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:33,491
‪-跟那個人跳？
‪-不是，跟妳跳啦

401
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,361
‪跟我跳，好

402
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:36,908
‪好啊

403
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:38,699
‪敬妳

404
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:50,915
‪香檳

405
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:56,554
‪謝謝

406
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:42,810
‪天啊，等等

407
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,060
‪我們怎麼沒聊到傑夫？

408
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,389
‪傑夫

409
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:47,436
‪天啊

410
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:48,939
‪天啊，可憐的凱倫

411
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,401
‪我很同情凱倫，我根本不喜歡凱倫

412
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,821
‪-好嗎？
‪-等等，有沒有可能

413
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:57,401
‪那兩個男人是同事？

414
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,953
‪-茱蒂
‪-怎樣？

415
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:00,952
‪茱蒂

416
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,243
‪-不是嗎？
‪-那兩個男人是同志

417
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,663
‪-敬凱倫
‪-敬凱倫

418
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,883
‪-麻煩再來兩杯
‪-對

419
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:14,883
‪我知道妳們不是婚禮賓客

420
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:15,963
‪-你說什麼？
‪-什麼？

421
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,168
‪妳們欠我83元

422
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:18,970
‪什麼？

423
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:21,799
‪爛男人

424
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,057
‪快滾出去

425
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:40,820
‪靠

426
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,825
‪克里斯多夫

427
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:49,577
‪喂？

428
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,382
‪等等…什麼？

429
00:20:58,006 --> 00:20:58,836
‪糟糕

430
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,757
‪確定是那隻鳥嗎？

431
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:02,683
‪我們的鳥？

432
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:03,971
‪亨利很確定

433
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:06,474
‪怎麼回事？

434
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,600
‪當時大家都玩得很開心

435
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:12,104
‪然後我進來這裡兩分鐘
‪做檸檬起司鬆餅

436
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:13,477
‪我在磨檸檬皮時

437
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,074
‪聽到一聲尖叫

438
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,229
‪我趕去就太遲了，鳥已經死了

439
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,567
‪好，但怎麼會？

440
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:21,820
‪被狗狗咬死的

441
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,569
‪可能就是動物本能

442
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:25,908
‪-很抱歉，珍
‪-天啊

443
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:28,373
‪我跟艾倫說過
‪需要送牠去接受專業訓練

444
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:31,422
‪但這不像牠，艾黛兒沒有攻擊性

445
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:32,918
‪牠很愛虛榮

446
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,750
‪牠不會戴假貨

447
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,085
‪沒關係

448
00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:38,209
‪寶貝，難過沒關係

449
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:39,966
‪我只是…

450
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:44,091
‪真希望當時我知道
‪那是我最後一次跟鳥玩

451
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,562
‪這樣我就能跟牠道別了

452
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:51,807
‪你還能跟牠道別

453
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,150
‪主啊，我們謙恭的

454
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:04,870
‪將我們的兄弟姊妹和小鳥

455
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,235
‪交託在祢手上

456
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:10,622
‪這一生祢用溫暖的愛擁抱他們

457
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:11,706
‪所以現在

458
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:13,582
‪救他們脫離罪惡

459
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,375
‪賜給他們永遠的安息

460
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:18,963
‪讓我們的悲傷有祢的安慰

461
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:21,876
‪讓我們有勇氣一起度過

462
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:23,125
‪這次難關

463
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:25,893
‪阿門

464
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,442
‪茱蒂，妳可以唱首歌嗎？

465
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,103
‪可以嗎？

466
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:39,477
‪當然可以

467
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:18,267
‪我愛妳

468
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:32,910
‪我好想妳

469
00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:02,192
‪快開車，笨女人

470
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,114
‪給我聽好

471
00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:04,321
‪不要這麼敏感

472
00:24:41,688 --> 00:24:42,518
‪妳好，珍

473
00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:43,436
‪妳好

474
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:45,323
‪很抱歉打擾妳

475
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:46,740
‪沒關係

476
00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:48,070
‪妳好，香蒂

477
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,033
‪希望我們沒有吵醒妳睡覺

478
00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:51,453
‪現在才8點

479
00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:53,161
‪我還沒睡

480
00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:55,081
‪香蒂有話要說

481
00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:57,616
‪對嗎？

482
00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,713
‪關於那隻鳥的事

483
00:25:01,124 --> 00:25:02,134
‪好

484
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:03,289
‪是我捏死鳥的

485
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,210
‪是嗎？

486
00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:07,255
‪我是不想讓牠飛走

487
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,589
‪但我捏得太用力了

488
00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:12,014
‪我不知道鳥身體裡大部分都是水

489
00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:14,512
‪但那是不小心的

490
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:16,312
‪對嗎？

491
00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:20,766
‪對

492
00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:22,151
‪對不起

493
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,273
‪-好
‪-我很抱歉

494
00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:31,238
‪很謝謝妳常讓香蒂過來妳家

495
00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:34,824
‪希望妳不會排斥她

496
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,201
‪她需要朋友

497
00:25:39,996 --> 00:25:41,706
‪好吧

498
00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:46,044
‪我們就不要打擾珍了

499
00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:47,593
‪謝謝

500
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:53,683
‪我…希望我不用告訴亨利

501
00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:57,014
‪他是我的好朋友，我不想失去他

502
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:01,055
‪這樣好了

503
00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:03,442
‪妳不用告訴他

504
00:26:04,145 --> 00:26:05,015
‪真的嗎？

505
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:06,105
‪真的

506
00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:07,019
‪沒關係

507
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,606
‪我想有時候

508
00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:12,818
‪比起真相，人更需要朋友

509
00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:16,322
‪-香蒂，快過來
‪-妳能走了

510
00:26:58,033 --> 00:26:58,873
‪對不起

511
00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:06,035
‪（敬啟者
‪我愛過的人拿走這塊石頭）

512
00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:08,214
‪（他想把石頭物歸原位
‪我們都很抱歉）

513
00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:15,342
‪（石化森林國家公園）

514
00:27:29,856 --> 00:27:30,686
‪晚安

515
00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:33,148
‪好好睡吧

516
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:06,937
‪天啊

517
00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:13,482
‪好啊，媽

518
00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:52,580
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