1 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:08,551 ‪NETFLIX 原创剧集 2 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:17,138 ‪-我给你做了个爱心 ‪-恶心 3 00:00:17,225 --> 00:00:18,345 {\an8}‪(生态灭虫害专家) 4 00:00:18,893 --> 00:00:20,273 ‪最后一个陷阱清了 5 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:22,805 ‪你家应该没事了 6 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,023 ‪斯莱德 谢谢你 7 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,027 ‪老鼠没咬通你家冰柜吧? 8 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:26,939 ‪没有 9 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:27,897 ‪你真幸运 10 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:28,986 ‪这个机器很结实 11 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:32,236 ‪你想要? 12 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:33,704 ‪真的吗? 13 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:35,906 ‪当然是真的 14 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:38,124 ‪我真需要一个 我有七个孩子 但… 15 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,214 ‪我买不起这个高档货 16 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:41,500 ‪-请拉走吧 ‪-它是你的了 17 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:45,304 ‪那台冰柜不在那儿了 ‪我感到轻松了很多 18 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:47,264 ‪亚麻籽薄脆饼干 19 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:49,632 ‪再也不用看到那个东西 ‪我真是高兴死了 20 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:50,546 ‪是啊 对吧? 21 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:53,093 ‪省着总是让人想起这件事 22 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:55,352 ‪是啊 23 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:58,975 ‪好了 跟我往这边走 24 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,639 ‪-好 ‪-今晚吃西班牙海鲜饭 25 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:03,774 ‪做这菜需要六个小时 ‪但不冒风险 哪来回报 对吧? 26 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:06,265 ‪家里有藏红花吗? 27 00:01:07,692 --> 00:01:08,862 ‪我不知道 28 00:01:08,943 --> 00:01:11,033 ‪我知道你的背一直在疼 29 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:12,112 ‪所以晚饭后 30 00:01:12,697 --> 00:01:14,067 ‪吃点大麻软糖 泡个热水澡… 31 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:16,794 ‪-继续讲 ‪-然后看一部讲印度女人 32 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,200 ‪自己做卫生巾的纪录片 ‪应该很给人以力量 33 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:22,711 ‪你知道还有什么给人以力量吗? ‪四瓶酒只要三瓶的钱 34 00:01:22,957 --> 00:01:24,417 ‪你看 我们真幸运 35 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,251 ‪我跟你说 ‪自从我把那块石化石寄回去后 36 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:28,587 ‪生活变得充满了劲头 37 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,969 ‪希望如此 因为老娘需要休息 38 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:55,914 ‪还有一部讲沙特阿拉伯女人 ‪终于可以开车的纪录片 39 00:01:56,407 --> 00:01:57,697 ‪沙特还是萨特来着? 40 00:01:58,034 --> 00:01:59,664 ‪反正呢 我不知道是可以开车了 41 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:02,164 ‪还是因为她们已经会开车了 ‪还是她们要去学开车 42 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:03,707 ‪不过那部片子应该很好看 43 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:06,330 {\an8}‪一共263,42美元 44 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:09,207 ‪还有一部 ‪讲厌女症和色情报复的纪录片 45 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:11,455 ‪还有装零钱的地方!我喜欢 46 00:02:13,007 --> 00:02:14,717 {\an8}‪抱歉 你的信用卡刷不了 47 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:15,801 {\an8}‪请你再试试 48 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:17,389 {\an8}‪我已经试过了 49 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:18,507 ‪两次 50 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:21,388 ‪那一定是你的收银机出了问题 51 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:23,234 ‪或者是你的卡没额度了 52 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:24,979 ‪你的卡才没额度了呢 53 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,020 ‪这可说不过去 54 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:28,355 ‪去些东西吧 55 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:30,229 ‪你真的需要八瓶红酒吗? 56 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:33,903 ‪不好意思 你是管饮酒的治安官吗? 57 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:38,117 ‪因为我是专管混蛋的警察 ‪而你他妈的有权保持沉默 58 00:02:38,741 --> 00:02:40,491 ‪女士 你有毛病吧? 59 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,367 ‪你他妈就是我的毛病 泰勒! 60 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:47,876 ‪我不会赔钱的 61 00:02:48,459 --> 00:02:49,669 ‪我也不会清理的 62 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:50,592 ‪我来清理 63 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,667 ‪别担心 我来… 64 00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:54,716 ‪可恶 65 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,970 ‪-我没想到有那么糟 ‪-是啊 66 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:02,643 ‪我能做什么吗? 67 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,144 ‪你有两万美元让我借吗? 68 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:05,635 ‪我没流动资金 69 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:08,097 ‪-要是我能把我的画拿回来… ‪-不 朱迪… 70 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:09,646 ‪我还能帮什么忙? 71 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:11,686 ‪这么说的话… 72 00:03:11,774 --> 00:03:13,864 ‪如果你别一直靠我这么近… 73 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,200 ‪或许就算帮我了 74 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:17,528 ‪-抱歉 是我太黏人了 ‪-不 没事 75 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:20,494 ‪-后背不舒服吗?要护腰吗? ‪-你他妈住手! 76 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:21,622 ‪-好吧 ‪-对不起 77 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:22,541 ‪没事 78 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,460 ‪听着 朱迪 你知道我爱你 79 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:27,579 ‪我也爱你 80 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:31,254 ‪我知道过去几周一直很紧张 81 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:34,796 ‪但过去那些日子我们每天… 82 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:38,888 ‪都一起出去 这样一直… 83 00:03:38,968 --> 00:03:40,048 ‪真的很好 84 00:03:40,136 --> 00:03:42,346 ‪是 不过… 85 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:44,100 ‪我知道你有很多爱要给予他人 86 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:45,062 ‪谢谢 87 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:47,637 ‪但这样我们变得有点相互依赖 88 00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:52,272 ‪你明白吗 我需要一些空间 89 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:56,609 ‪让我的生活重回正轨 90 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:58,744 ‪嗯 完全明白 91 00:03:58,821 --> 00:03:59,661 ‪-好吗? ‪-好的 92 00:04:00,531 --> 00:04:01,371 ‪好 93 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:02,696 ‪好的 94 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:06,749 ‪-你想现在就开始吗? ‪-是的 95 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:09,169 ‪-好的 ‪-好 96 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:10,919 ‪-谢谢你 ‪-不客气 97 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:12,666 ‪你如果需要什么 我就… 98 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,382 ‪嗯 我知道你有多近 99 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:16,342 ‪-好 我要去… ‪-好的 100 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:17,972 ‪忙着做点事 不过… 101 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:18,879 ‪好 太好了 102 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:21,755 ‪谢谢你 103 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:32,690 ‪(TKG画廊) 104 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:47,202 ‪借过一下 105 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,117 ‪不好意思 106 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:55,091 {\an8}‪(阿比三明治餐厅 ‪即将开业 敬请期待) 107 00:04:58,256 --> 00:04:59,126 ‪阿比三明治? 108 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:01,295 ‪倒是挺好吃 109 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:03,014 ‪是啊 对社区来说是好事 110 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:05,104 ‪但画廊完全消失了 111 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:09,228 ‪我真的需要把我的画拿回来 ‪你知道吧? 112 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,269 ‪当然了 那是你毕生的心血 113 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:12,942 ‪我真希望我能卖掉它们 114 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,483 ‪你不会刚好知道我的画在哪儿吧? 115 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:16,475 ‪我不知道 抱歉 116 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:17,686 ‪我可以问问霍华德 117 00:05:17,775 --> 00:05:21,195 ‪别问霍华德 他超忙的 ‪他手上的事已经够他喝一壶的了 118 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:22,279 ‪说到喝 119 00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:23,953 ‪谢谢你和我分享你的午餐 120 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:26,122 ‪我已经很久没吃到 ‪这么好吃的三明治了 121 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,040 ‪没事 122 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:30,617 ‪你说那些画会不会在你父母家呢? 123 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:32,245 ‪不会 抱歉 124 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:33,537 ‪不过 朱迪 125 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:36,089 ‪我想要告诉你件事 126 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:37,301 ‪你说得对 127 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:38,585 ‪是吗? 128 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:40,672 ‪史蒂夫确实去了墨西哥 129 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:41,837 ‪什么? 130 00:05:41,924 --> 00:05:43,134 ‪一个月前 131 00:05:43,217 --> 00:05:45,677 ‪他们有他开一辆白色卡车过境的记录 132 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:46,852 ‪天啊 133 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:48,972 ‪他们知道他去那边做什么吗? 134 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,727 ‪我不知道 汽车零部件的事吧 135 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:51,768 ‪这真的是你做的? 136 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:53,901 ‪这个尝起来像是店里买的 ‪特别好吃 137 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:55,268 ‪不 我自己做的坚果酱 138 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,805 ‪说得好像很简单的样子 139 00:05:57,523 --> 00:06:00,073 ‪总之呢 结果联邦调查局 140 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:01,863 ‪在追查更大的罪犯 141 00:06:01,944 --> 00:06:04,744 ‪明白吗?所以如果我们能找到他 ‪并让他合作 142 00:06:04,822 --> 00:06:05,952 ‪他们会和他达成协议 143 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:07,334 ‪他就可以脱身了 144 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,994 ‪-是吗? ‪-是的 这是件好事 对吧? 145 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,368 ‪-对 真是件好事 ‪-好 那么 146 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:14,207 ‪-朱迪… ‪-嗯 147 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:16,290 ‪-如果你还知道别的事… ‪-我不知道 148 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,456 ‪-…他在做的… ‪-不知道 149 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:18,423 ‪…事发的几天前 150 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:19,923 ‪-不知道 ‪-如果你知道他在… 151 00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:21,674 ‪-我不知道 ‪-如果你知道 请告诉我 152 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:23,376 ‪-不 真希望我知道 ‪-我们没办法了 153 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:24,756 ‪-你能信任我 ‪-我信 只是… 154 00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:27,642 ‪我只知道他压力很大 ‪几天前他买了一套公寓 155 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,680 ‪然后他撤销了交易 ‪把詹在经济上弄得损失惨重 156 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:32,387 ‪等等 你认识的詹 157 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,233 ‪谁? 158 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,311 ‪詹在几天前见过他? 159 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:39,900 ‪我是说… 160 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:42,031 ‪我说的是几天前吗? 161 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:45,025 ‪我很没有时间观念 162 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:46,778 ‪你知道的 163 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,173 ‪你个白痴 164 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,760 ‪愚蠢的白痴 165 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,089 ‪你都干了什么? 166 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,217 ‪你干了什么? 167 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,104 ‪你为什么就不能闭上嘴呢? 168 00:07:11,722 --> 00:07:14,932 ‪闭上鸟嘴 就一次 ‪你他妈为什么就不能闭上嘴? 169 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:17,557 ‪你他妈为什么不能安静一分钟? 170 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:21,356 ‪你为什么不能闭上嘴 ‪照商量好的做? 171 00:07:31,742 --> 00:07:32,622 ‪我真是太… 172 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:36,372 ‪-哎呀 对不起… ‪-不 对不起 我只是… 173 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,996 ‪不 不是你的错 我本该锁上门的 174 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:40,593 ‪-你确定? ‪-嗯 你进来吧 175 00:07:40,668 --> 00:07:42,248 ‪我洗洗手就离开 176 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,296 ‪你没事吧? 177 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,470 ‪没事 我只是… 178 00:07:50,511 --> 00:07:51,931 ‪我今天不太顺心 179 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:53,760 ‪我也是 180 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,227 ‪-今天真讨厌 ‪-是啊 181 00:07:57,059 --> 00:07:59,349 ‪就好像水星逆行似的 182 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:01,982 ‪-总是逆行 是不是? ‪-对吧? 183 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:03,270 ‪你没事吧? 184 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:05,822 ‪你想聊聊吗? 185 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,532 ‪不想 你想吗? 186 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,410 ‪天啊 不想 187 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:12,368 ‪你想借酒浇愁吗? 188 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:15,910 ‪我真的不该… 189 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,745 ‪是啊 有很多我们不该做的事 190 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:22,424 ‪好啊 191 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:25,455 ‪我很想借酒浇浇愁 192 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:36,811 ‪嘿 罗娜! 193 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:38,309 ‪我可以和你聊一下吗? 194 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:39,732 ‪詹妮弗 那你就快点说 195 00:08:39,810 --> 00:08:42,560 ‪我和一位只有一届任期的 ‪州参议员约好了共进午餐 196 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:46,652 ‪他看了我在《高于要价》上的 ‪封面故事 开始猛烈地追求我 197 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:48,244 ‪你怎么走起路来像个跛子? 198 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:52,489 ‪我和查理打篮球扭伤了背 ‪所以戴上了背部支撑带 199 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:55,657 ‪你到底怎么想的?你都超过50岁了 200 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:57,660 ‪没有 其实我没有 201 00:08:58,496 --> 00:08:59,326 ‪你确定? 202 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:00,793 ‪好吧 我现在可以说了吗? 203 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:03,667 ‪你认为我的房子能卖多少钱? 204 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:05,165 ‪你是说我们的房子? 205 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:08,261 ‪不 你帮着付了订金 ‪但房子不是你的… 206 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:10,169 ‪我帮你们付了首付 207 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,678 ‪我的名字在买房契约上 208 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,098 ‪-是吗? ‪-特德坚持的 209 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:16,176 ‪是吗? 210 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:17,427 ‪好吧 211 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:20,732 ‪总之 现在经济有点紧张 212 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:23,852 ‪我已经拖欠房贷了 213 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:27,895 ‪我想 我和孩子们是时候节衣缩食了 214 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:28,824 ‪不 215 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:30,698 ‪你说“不”是什么意思? 216 00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:33,698 ‪我不会让你 ‪卖掉那两个孩子唯一的家 217 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,993 ‪那个家充满了他们父亲的记忆 218 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:40,160 ‪詹妮弗 你的问题不是你的房贷 219 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:42,538 ‪你的问题是你自己 220 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:44,829 ‪你说什么? 221 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:46,707 ‪你的性格令人讨厌 222 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,713 ‪它影响了你的销售 223 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:50,166 ‪那对准父母 224 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:53,376 ‪不想住在有黑霉菌的房子里 ‪又不是我的错 225 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:57,144 ‪今天上午我一走进去 那对准父母 226 00:09:57,221 --> 00:09:58,811 ‪就买了那栋有霉菌的房子 227 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,385 ‪你一走进去他们就买了? 228 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:02,484 ‪你只需要在他们耳边温柔地吹吹风 229 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:05,267 ‪但那从来都不是你的强项 230 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,228 ‪这点一直让特德心烦 231 00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:09,776 ‪记住 232 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:13,816 ‪唯一比发霉的房子更没人要的 ‪是一个刻薄的女人 233 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:15,873 ‪没人受得了 234 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:40,638 ‪这他妈是什么? 235 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,442 ‪搞什么? 236 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,548 ‪我去 237 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,378 ‪查理! 238 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:16,263 ‪开这车也太显摆了吧 239 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,512 ‪你从哪儿弄来的? 240 00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:19,263 ‪我妈把它藏起来了 241 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,545 ‪我想它是我的生日礼物 242 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,644 ‪这也太酷了 243 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,484 ‪我们要不要看看它能跑多快? 244 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:27,734 ‪当然要了 245 00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:38,818 ‪我的头发! 246 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:41,780 ‪(TKG画廊) 247 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,535 ‪不是… 248 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,711 ‪不是 监控摄像头没坏 249 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:50,674 ‪只是… 250 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:52,419 ‪功能太强大了 251 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:56,340 ‪我只是觉得我不需要全部覆盖 252 00:11:56,424 --> 00:12:00,434 ‪所以是否有办法可以缩小范围… 253 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:04,973 ‪知道了 对 254 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:09,193 ‪不 我知道 我签了合同 所以说嘛 255 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:16,487 ‪你觉得通过电话能教我… 256 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:19,945 ‪删除一些录像吗? 257 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:21,486 ‪好的 258 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:22,872 ‪嗯 我只是… 259 00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:25,615 ‪好的 260 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:28,076 ‪嗨 261 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,754 ‪-嗨 ‪-抱歉 我不是故意闯进来的 262 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,544 ‪珍妮丝说直接进来就行 263 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:37,173 ‪如果珍妮丝那么说了 ‪那我想应该没关系 264 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,023 ‪你找我是… 265 00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:50,768 ‪你怎么来了? 266 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:51,808 ‪对 267 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,065 ‪我不想占用你太多时间 不过… 268 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:58,189 ‪我刚和朱迪一起吃了午饭 ‪她说你与史蒂夫有过业务 269 00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:00,525 ‪是吗? 270 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:01,818 ‪她那么说的? 271 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,776 ‪她说就在他消失前 272 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,076 ‪他取消了一笔交易 273 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,989 ‪说他把你搞得很惨 274 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:08,905 ‪我不会说搞 275 00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,496 ‪她其实说的是“弄” 276 00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:15,129 ‪嗯 你也知道 交易不成很常见 277 00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:16,749 ‪我没有怨气 278 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:19,087 ‪嗯 他有没有告诉你原因 279 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,383 ‪或者他有没有表现得很奇怪? 280 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,597 ‪我不太了解他 ‪所以我不清楚他的底线… 281 00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:26,178 ‪你可能是最后几个见过他的人… 282 00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:27,393 ‪我不是 283 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,477 ‪我是说 我确定我不是 284 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:34,562 ‪因为他有很多人脉 认识很多人 285 00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:35,935 ‪当然 286 00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:37,193 ‪-抱歉我帮不了你 ‪-嗯 287 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:41,737 ‪还有一个问题 288 00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,123 ‪你做短期租赁吗? 289 00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:51,252 ‪抱歉 你说什么? 290 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,370 ‪我不知道我现在这种状态会持续多久 291 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,957 ‪我现在和我妈一起住 我非常爱她 292 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:59,303 ‪但感觉我再也受不了了 ‪这样讲你明白吗? 293 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,759 ‪嗯 很明白 294 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,590 ‪我来给你找一些短期租赁的房源 295 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,138 ‪第四、第五块腰椎? 296 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:11,428 ‪-什么? ‪-你的背 297 00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:14,688 ‪第五腰椎和第一骶椎 猜得差不多 298 00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:18,319 ‪你的房子要租… 299 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,318 ‪-多久? ‪-很难说 300 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,280 ‪我不知道 ‪我们本希望现在已经找到他了 301 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,992 ‪人不会凭空消失 对吧? 302 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:26,736 ‪对 303 00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:28,581 ‪你没事吧? 304 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,044 ‪我没事 305 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,079 ‪别再弯腰了 你会晕过去的 306 00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:33,581 ‪好吧 307 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,248 ‪我没事 308 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,459 ‪你… 确定? 309 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,126 ‪嗯 310 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,602 ‪租赁房源 ‪但你也许也需要看看长期房源 311 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,601 ‪-你… ‪-我没事 312 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,432 ‪-要不要我… ‪-不用 我没事 313 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,268 ‪谢谢你开车送我回家 314 00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,691 ‪-你不用… ‪-没什么 315 00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:58,019 ‪好了 不要有压力 ‪我可以稍微帮你调理一下… 316 00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:58,935 ‪-天 不用 ‪-不用? 317 00:14:59,023 --> 00:14:59,863 ‪-不用 ‪-好吧 318 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,320 ‪我真的没问题 319 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,780 ‪-这情况… 我不用… ‪-好 320 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,650 ‪我只需要坐到那个沙发上 321 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,447 ‪-慢点 ‪-我没事 322 00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,070 ‪真的 我…没事 323 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:16,536 ‪好了 324 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:17,464 ‪-好 ‪-我没事 325 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:21,962 ‪好吧 虽然看起来 ‪并不是没事的样子 不过… 326 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,299 ‪可恶 327 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:25,472 ‪我去开门 328 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,258 ‪好的 谢谢 329 00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:31,809 ‪-你好 ‪-你好 330 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,638 ‪-我认识你吗? ‪-你现在认识了 331 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,389 ‪-我叫本 ‪-你好 332 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:37,730 ‪那位是我朋友 333 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,267 ‪-嗨 詹 ‪-嗨 凯伦 334 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:44,317 ‪抱歉 我不知道你有伴儿 335 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:45,947 ‪嗯 并不是… 336 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:49,238 ‪我刚开了一瓶柳橙酒… 你有兴趣吗? 337 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,243 ‪凯伦 请不要打开了 听我说 338 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,155 ‪-好紧 ‪-嗯 339 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:56,290 ‪我其实扭伤背部了 所以回头再说吧 340 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,496 ‪等我的脊椎按摩师走了之后 341 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,504 ‪好吗? 342 00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,045 ‪你的背扭伤了 343 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,554 ‪我懂了 344 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,881 ‪那天晚上你来过 是吧? 345 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,088 ‪抱歉 你说什么? 346 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:10,296 ‪-没有 ‪-有 347 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,097 ‪我从我家的街景摄像头见过你 348 00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:14,849 ‪记得吧 第二天你说 ‪你和一个成年男子在一起 349 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:16,349 ‪我手机里有监控视频 350 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:17,643 ‪-凯伦 闭嘴 ‪-真的… 351 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:18,556 ‪闭嘴 352 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,150 ‪那不是他 你不知道自己在说什么 353 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,072 ‪你喝醉了 354 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,528 ‪我去拿些冰块 355 00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:30,453 ‪好的 356 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,700 ‪对不起 357 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,075 ‪天啊 358 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,712 ‪希望我没说不该说的话 359 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,920 ‪-没有 ‪-天啊 360 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,420 ‪我只是…杰夫又出门了 我只是… 361 00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:46,048 ‪我很孤独 362 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,050 ‪我知道 听我说 你没事的 363 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,970 ‪你可以先回家去吗? 364 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:50,930 ‪好的 365 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:52,929 ‪我爱你 366 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,102 ‪我也爱… 367 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,807 ‪但我要把酒留下 你还是别喝了 368 00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,637 ‪好吧 369 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,937 ‪-对不起 ‪-天啊 370 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:03,308 ‪该死 371 00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:06,694 ‪-嘿 ‪-嘿 372 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,065 ‪很抱歉让你看到这些 373 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:11,742 ‪她正在经历人生的低谷 374 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,776 ‪她丈夫背着她搞外遇 375 00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:15,374 ‪和一个男的 376 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,867 ‪那你估计得好好劝劝 377 00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,164 ‪-嗯 ‪-她刚才在说什么? 378 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,923 ‪她说那天晚上来的那个男人 379 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,210 ‪她以为是我? 380 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,094 ‪那人是史蒂夫吗? 381 00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:28,761 ‪不是 382 00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:29,969 ‪不是? 383 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,593 ‪抱歉 我只是… 384 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,137 ‪我想如果一个男人长得像我 385 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:38,560 ‪-而你又和他有业务往来… ‪-那… 不是的 386 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,730 ‪那完全是 387 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,309 ‪另一个男人… 蒂莫西 388 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,111 ‪明白了 对 我… 好吧 389 00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:46,769 ‪很抱歉 390 00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:49,607 ‪是啊 你当然可以 ‪让很多其他男人过来 391 00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:51,703 ‪-什么? ‪-我并不是说你会 392 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,783 ‪让很多男人过来 393 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:56,991 ‪也许你那么做了 或者… 394 00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,791 ‪好吧 我只需关注自己的事 395 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:03,170 ‪我只需作为你的“脊椎按摩师” 396 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:05,877 ‪你应该冰敷一下 397 00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:07,383 ‪医生的建议 398 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:08,748 ‪谢谢 399 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,380 ‪-你确定你… ‪-确定 400 00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,344 ‪放到后面了 401 00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:17,296 ‪我没事 402 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,204 ‪可恶 403 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:41,199 ‪嘿 你不能把车停这儿 404 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:44,410 ‪这是你的车? 405 00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:46,166 ‪对 是我的车 406 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,512 ‪赶紧开走 407 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:54,840 ‪这里是私家场地 408 00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,261 ‪天啊 409 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,810 ‪我们得离开这里 410 00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:04,481 ‪(科雷塔餐馆) 411 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,100 ‪-这个地方啊 ‪-是啊 412 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:08,397 ‪天啊! 413 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:10,569 ‪我喜欢这里的景色 414 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:11,609 ‪多美啊 是吧? 415 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:12,782 ‪谢谢 416 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,860 ‪太漂亮了 我一直想来这儿 417 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,276 ‪看来我们来对了 418 00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:20,949 ‪-你饿了吗? ‪-饿了 不过看来它还没营业 419 00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:24,833 ‪米歇尔 你要去哪儿? 420 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,126 ‪你要做什么? 421 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,592 ‪-嘿 大厨 ‪-嘿 恩里克 422 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,125 ‪“大厨”? 423 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:33,424 ‪是的 424 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:34,915 ‪人们现在让女人当厨师了 425 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,467 ‪人们到底是怎么想的? 426 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:39,643 ‪我也喜欢做饭 427 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,550 ‪真的吗? 428 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:42,393 ‪好吧 429 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,182 ‪到后面来 让我看看你的本事 430 00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:46,482 ‪真的吗? 431 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:48,725 ‪什么? 432 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,900 ‪在你以为我要闯进来时 ‪你真该看看自己的表情 433 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,533 ‪我都不知道你是乖乖女 434 00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,155 ‪我才不是 435 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,030 ‪我不知道 436 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,656 ‪留着漂亮的刘海 穿着漂亮的小裙子 437 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,914 ‪别被外表骗了 438 00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:08,745 ‪好了 你想吃什么? 439 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,423 ‪你们餐厅擅长什么? 440 00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:13,502 ‪让你开心 441 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:15,708 ‪我喜欢这个 442 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:17,418 ‪那… 443 00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,051 ‪我也不知道 给我惊喜吧 444 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,045 ‪我让你这么做 只因为我实在没辙了 445 00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:24,969 ‪-跟我说这句话的太多了… ‪-请不要让我改主意 446 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:25,887 ‪好吧 447 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,305 ‪可以开始吗? 448 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:28,848 ‪好 449 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:30,599 ‪好的 450 00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:32,767 ‪我现在需要你放松 451 00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:34,566 ‪-我在努力放松 ‪-好的 452 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,400 ‪动动你的脚趾 453 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:38,896 ‪动动你的脚趾 454 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,026 ‪好的 455 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,330 ‪他极其痛苦 是不是? 456 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,834 ‪有没有感觉轻松了一点? 457 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,711 ‪-嗯 ‪-稍等一下 458 00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:58,586 ‪好的 459 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,216 ‪交叉双臂 460 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,805 ‪我要慢慢过来这里 461 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,140 ‪稍微给你往上托一下 462 00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:11,597 ‪好了 463 00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:14,153 ‪深吸一口气 464 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,779 ‪现在呼气 465 00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:21,449 ‪你他妈是个卑劣的贱货 466 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,035 ‪-别哭啊 ‪-对不起 467 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,293 ‪-没关系 ‪-对不起 468 00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:34,376 ‪不用道歉 469 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,838 ‪我们的身体里承受着很多东西 470 00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:39,671 ‪创伤、压力… 471 00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:41,837 ‪愤怒 472 00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:43,677 ‪健康的做法是将这些释放出去 473 00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:57,646 ‪2月21日 474 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,940 ‪-你当然是双鱼座 ‪-是吧? 475 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:03,698 ‪你充满艺术气息 爱心满满 476 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,159 ‪也许有点爱心泛滥了 477 00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:07,911 ‪怎么你说得跟缺点似的? 478 00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:10,748 ‪我的朋友詹觉得我有点黏人 479 00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,251 ‪她是天蝎座? 480 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:14,245 ‪是的 481 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,464 ‪你会一点通灵术吗? 482 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:19,458 ‪我是金牛座 我们知识渊博 好吧 483 00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:23,384 ‪我要你趁热尝尝这个玉米糊 484 00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:33,774 ‪天啊 485 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,773 ‪这是我吃过的最好吃的玉米糊 486 00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:38,690 ‪我做的没那么柔滑 487 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,034 ‪只是加了黄油 488 00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:43,068 ‪我刚用几个词为你总结了烹饪学校 489 00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:44,703 ‪很好 那我就不用上了 490 00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:48,162 ‪那你是怎么学的做饭? 491 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,543 ‪我小时候自学的 492 00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:54,502 ‪对哦 493 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,787 ‪你妈妈不常在你身边吗? 494 00:22:57,584 --> 00:23:00,964 ‪是啊 她经常消失 所以… 495 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:03,376 ‪所以你不得不照顾自己? 496 00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:04,335 ‪是啊 497 00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:05,681 ‪还有她 498 00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:08,469 ‪等她终于愿意回家后 她会很迷糊 499 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,643 ‪如果我不做饭 她也不会吃 所以… 500 00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:13,018 ‪对孩子来说太不易了 501 00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:15,229 ‪是啊 谢谢 502 00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:18,979 ‪你想聊聊那件你之前不想聊的事吗? 503 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,728 ‪其实也没什么大不了的 ‪我也… 不知道 504 00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:24,105 ‪我妈 505 00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:26,534 ‪不断给我前女友打电话 506 00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:28,073 ‪抱怨我 507 00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:30,697 ‪就是这件破事 508 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,333 ‪有什么抱怨的? 509 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:33,581 ‪你对她那么好 510 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,792 ‪也许我是个自私鬼 看你问谁了 511 00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:38,754 ‪我觉得她们沟通挺好的 512 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,044 ‪我前男友的妈很讨厌我 513 00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:42,554 ‪你们分手多久了? 514 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:46,594 ‪不久前分的 515 00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:50,508 ‪你前男友还在你心里吗? 516 00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:55,523 ‪谁也不能知道发生了什么 517 00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:57,733 ‪没有 518 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:00,479 ‪没有 完全结束了 519 00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:03,531 ‪懂了 520 00:24:04,025 --> 00:24:05,685 ‪分手很不愉快? 521 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:06,951 ‪不是 522 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:08,566 ‪不过… 523 00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:11,366 ‪我只想翻篇 524 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,120 ‪知道了 525 00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:14,365 ‪嘿 526 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:18,502 ‪你觉得水晶都是骗人的 527 00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:21,712 ‪还是觉得它们是由精神能量 528 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,303 ‪形成的神奇化合物? 529 00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:26,965 ‪它们就是 ‪由精神能量形成的神奇化合物 530 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:28,472 ‪好的 531 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,850 ‪我想让你收下这个 532 00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:37,893 ‪它是我的最爱 533 00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:40,694 ‪这个是月长石吗? 534 00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:44,904 ‪-你真的要把它送给我? ‪-是的 535 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,857 ‪它象征着新的开始 536 00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:53,744 ‪为新的开始干杯 537 00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:54,735 ‪为新的开始干杯 538 00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:01,751 ‪真抱歉 ‪我通常不喜欢在陌生人面前哭 539 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,713 ‪嘿 你不是第一个被我弄哭的女士 540 00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:06,459 ‪对不起 541 00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:08,630 ‪你经常这样吧? 542 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:10,835 ‪开糟糕的玩笑? 543 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:13,048 ‪玩笑并不糟糕 只是不够 544 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:14,550 ‪好笑 545 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:17,137 ‪谢谢你的反馈 546 00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:18,854 ‪有时候我觉得 547 00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:22,314 ‪史蒂夫天生自信满满 ‪而我天生有心脏缺陷 548 00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:25,438 ‪你看上去心脏完全没问题 549 00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:27,607 ‪是啊 做了七次手术了 550 00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:29,439 ‪没事 我都习惯了 551 00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:32,278 ‪你呢?你的背痛是慢性病吗? 552 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,454 ‪是的 我曾经是个舞者… 553 00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:36,116 ‪-是吗? ‪-…跳了很久的舞 554 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,791 ‪-我也是 ‪-不是吧 555 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:39,659 ‪真的 海德利女士舞蹈学院 556 00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:41,036 ‪从一年级伤到五年级 557 00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:44,165 ‪好吧 这我倒要看看 558 00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:45,091 ‪什么? 559 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:46,592 ‪你得给我看看 560 00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:49,591 ‪-你是要逼我吗? ‪-是的 561 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:55,549 ‪我跳的舞… 562 00:25:56,596 --> 00:25:58,136 ‪可能会非常好看 563 00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:01,141 ‪我都不知道自己在做什么 564 00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:02,936 ‪我也不知道你在做什么 565 00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:07,774 ‪我不太清楚这里发生了什么 566 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:09,647 ‪这样一下 567 00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:10,654 ‪只是这样… 568 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,320 ‪不行 那样不行 569 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:14,735 ‪小虫子 570 00:26:18,618 --> 00:26:19,488 ‪瞧这个 571 00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:22,711 ‪了不起吧 572 00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:24,328 ‪不用客气 573 00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:25,884 ‪跳舞可不是这么跳的 574 00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:27,039 ‪再来点《魔力麦克》… 575 00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:28,667 ‪好了 到此为止吧 576 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:31,263 ‪跳得太白痴了 577 00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:35,014 ‪天啊 578 00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:36,759 ‪哎呀 我的心脏 579 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,973 ‪要是我现在死了 你会感到多难过? 580 00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:43,559 ‪抱歉 这个笑话…又不好笑 581 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:45,940 ‪我总是想到这种烂笑话 是吧?抱歉 582 00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:51,439 ‪这是什么?“支持停车标志” 583 00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:55,695 ‪嗯 我当初可能应该好好设计一下 584 00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:57,695 ‪是啊 也许吧 585 00:26:58,491 --> 00:26:59,581 ‪谢谢你的反馈 586 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,910 ‪我儿子要开始开车了 587 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:06,366 ‪所以现在我变成了 ‪自己讨厌的那种母亲 588 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,288 ‪这话怎么说? 589 00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:09,671 ‪担心孩子的母亲? 590 00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:10,753 ‪这没有错 591 00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:13,875 ‪我可怜的妈妈 她… 592 00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:16,886 ‪她现在正经历这些 593 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:19,795 ‪她不敢出门 594 00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:21,968 ‪因为她怕史蒂夫回来时 自己不在家 595 00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:24,266 ‪嗯 真不容易 596 00:27:24,517 --> 00:27:25,347 ‪是啊 597 00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:26,901 ‪我们大家都一样 598 00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:31,401 ‪我都一年多没跟他说过话了 599 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:32,323 ‪是吗? 600 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:36,780 ‪-他做了什么? ‪-没什么 601 00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:40,077 ‪我那天喝着酒 602 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:44,502 ‪我们俩因为鸡毛蒜皮吵了起来 603 00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:47,174 ‪然后… 604 00:27:47,874 --> 00:27:50,594 ‪我开始对他发火 605 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:52,750 ‪我对他的 606 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:55,338 ‪一切怨恨开始从身体里 607 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:59,009 ‪爆发出来 ‪我当时就是忍不住 你明白吧? 608 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:02,760 ‪当然了… 609 00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:04,770 ‪我现在很后悔 610 00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:07,810 ‪我明白 611 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,400 ‪我一直 612 00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:12,565 ‪拖延着向他赔罪的机会 现在就感觉… 613 00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:16,112 ‪要是我没有机会怎么办? 614 00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:24,286 ‪抱歉 我不是故意… 615 00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:27,122 ‪-让你听我唠叨这些的 ‪-没事 这… 616 00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:33,379 ‪抱歉 我儿子打来的 我得… 617 00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:34,301 ‪没事 618 00:28:34,587 --> 00:28:36,257 ‪嘿 儿子 619 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,380 ‪什么? 620 00:28:39,467 --> 00:28:41,087 ‪我让他把它拆掉 621 00:28:41,177 --> 00:28:42,967 ‪谁想要黑色马桶? 622 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:44,974 ‪没人想 ‪那还怎么判断自己喝水足不足? 623 00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:46,386 ‪是啊!没错 624 00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:47,854 ‪你得看看自己的嘘嘘 625 00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:50,939 ‪你得接电话吧? 626 00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:53,109 ‪不要 只是我朋友詹打的 627 00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:56,532 ‪哇 628 00:28:57,026 --> 00:28:58,696 ‪-现在是谁黏谁啊? ‪-是吧? 629 00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:02,115 ‪但也许我还是… 630 00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:05,739 ‪喂? 631 00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:11,461 ‪天啊 什么? 632 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:26,429 ‪查理 你搞什么? 633 00:29:26,514 --> 00:29:28,934 ‪我没想到会开到没油 ‪我只是去兜了个风 634 00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:31,097 ‪开到没油?你他妈说什么呢? 635 00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:32,556 ‪这不是你该开的车! 636 00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:34,105 ‪我以为这辆车是生日礼物 637 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:36,730 ‪你好 我是帕克 638 00:29:39,527 --> 00:29:40,777 ‪帕克 你他妈赶紧上车 639 00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:42,242 ‪你们两个 赶紧上朱迪的车 640 00:29:43,406 --> 00:29:44,366 ‪我的车呢? 641 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:47,289 ‪你的车? ‪不 你永远不会再见到这辆车了 642 00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:48,868 ‪赶紧上她的车 643 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:51,410 ‪好吧 644 00:29:52,665 --> 00:29:53,665 ‪-天啊 ‪-我知道 645 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,340 ‪-天啊 我们该怎么办? ‪-不知道 646 00:29:55,418 --> 00:29:57,418 ‪你帮我把他们弄走 好吗? 647 00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:58,514 ‪我来想办法 648 00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:00,012 ‪好的 649 00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:22,202 ‪他很痛苦 是不是? 650 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:23,989 ‪你他妈滚! 651 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:25,742 ‪你他妈是个卑劣的贱货 652 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:28,374 ‪我再也不要见到你了! 653 00:30:28,451 --> 00:30:30,161 ‪亲爱的 他在寻找出路 654 00:33:06,025 --> 00:33:07,935 ‪字幕翻译:郑伟